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00:00♪♪
00:04You can get the best-looking face at the best-looking fests.
00:06This is...
00:07Kalohokalai Grace Form!
00:10Three Kalohoks will battle it out face-off.
00:14Do you want to go home, sis?
00:16Huh?
00:16Do you want to go home?
00:17No!
00:18Do you want to open your mouth?
00:19No!
00:20There's still food in there, sis.
00:22No!
00:24Just sleep.
00:25Okay!
00:28Why?
00:29What?
00:30See? She swallowed it.
00:32She just hid it under the pillow.
00:34She hid it under the...
00:35Did you think it was an ostrich?
00:36She hid it under the pillow.
00:38Three Kalohoks will battle it out face-off.
00:41And the best-looking Kalohokalai of the day
00:43will win...
00:45Php 15,000!
00:48To make sure you'll get the best-looking faces,
00:51please welcome OG rock stars of Showtime,
00:55Jukes and Teddy!
00:57Oh, your teammates!
00:59I'm so excited!
01:01Hi, Anne!
01:02It's like she doesn't know what to do.
01:03Oh, your teammates!
01:04She said...
01:05Oh, yeah!
01:06She doesn't know what to do.
01:07Are you aware?
01:08Just relax!
01:10Here's the comedy diva, Rufa May Quito!
01:14Her hands look so kind today.
01:17Sweet!
01:18It's like she doesn't have any questions for our show today.
01:22Oh, I miss you!
01:23That's why I'm asking why you're not here yesterday.
01:26Because, oh my God, the following days...
01:28She really doesn't have anything to do yesterday.
01:29Oh, I see.
01:30Just one day.
01:31Because she's been here for a few days, right?
01:33And I'm also here.
01:35Yes.
01:36My body is so tired.
01:39I can't even say I'm going to rest.
01:42I'm so tired.
01:43Rufa May made me tired.
01:45I miss you, I love you.
01:46I miss you too.
01:47I love you too.
01:48I miss myself too.
01:50Yes, you weren't here yesterday, Sunday.
01:52But anyways, hello, Madlang people!
01:57Sometimes it happens, you miss yourself.
01:59Yes, you're so busy.
02:01Yes, it happens.
02:10You know, that's why I cried for a day.
02:12Why?
02:13Our cat is really saying that.
02:17And of course, the award-winning actress,
02:20Primera Contribida, Ms. Gladys Reyes!
02:26We also have my sister, Jelzy!
02:30Yes!
02:31Binig, Gladys!
02:33Binig!
02:34She's also Binig!
02:36She's not only the best actress of Primera Contribida.
02:39Of course!
02:40She's also the prima who-la-who-pera!
02:42Yes!
02:43Abe!
02:44Abe!
02:45I miss you!
02:46Abe!
02:47Oh my!
02:48She's also my wife!
02:49Oh my!
02:50Wow!
02:51She's also my wife!
02:52Wow!
02:53She's also my wife!
02:55Who's your wife?
02:56Rupa May!
02:57She's always with me when I talk to her.
02:58She's also my wife!
03:00Let's just call her Joy!
03:04Let's call her Joy!
03:06Joy!
03:07Joy!
03:08Joy!
03:09Joy!
03:10Joy!
03:11Joy!
03:12Joy!
03:13Joy!
03:14Joy!
03:15Joy!
03:16Joy!
03:17Joy!
03:18Joy!
03:19Joy!
03:20Joy!
03:21Joy!
03:22Joy!
03:23Joy!
03:24I didn't know you also have a wife!
03:25Baloy?
03:26Baloy!
03:27Yeah, Baloy!
03:30From uh, gymnastics!
03:32from Baloyulo!
03:34Baloyulo!
03:36Here it is!
03:37Let's see who is your wife!
03:40Ready for number 1!
03:41Go!
03:54Do you want spaghetti?
04:18Well, I don't have spaghetti.
04:21Hello!
04:22What's up, Magla people!
04:27I am Jefferson Mendoza, the owner of Consolation Cebu!
04:52Welcome to Consolation Cebu!
05:12Welcome to Consolation Cebu!
05:37He really turned his back on his future at this time.
05:42Jefferson Mendoza, the aura of Cebu City!
05:46Hello!
05:47Not only that, he's also the talent of aura.
05:49Yes, he's also the talent of aura.
05:51Hello, baby! I miss you so much!
05:52I miss you!
05:55He also has a voice.
05:56Yes, he also has a voice.
05:57Wow!
05:58Wow!
05:59Look, he also has a smell.
06:02He also has a smell.
06:04He also dances well.
06:06Wow!
06:07Thank you so much, Van!
06:09Yes!
06:10He has the same clothes, the same aura, the same shoes, the same dance.
06:15Do you also have the same regrets in life?
06:18Yes!
06:19I already regretted.
06:20He also regretted.
06:21You learned some lessons in life, right?
06:24Yes!
06:25Yes!
06:26Very good!
06:27And do you know what I'm proud of my son?
06:28What?
06:29What?
06:30He's discovering a lot of things about himself.
06:32Really?
06:33Yes, he's drawing.
06:34He's painting.
06:35Wow!
06:36He's into art.
06:37That's good!
06:38Yes, he's into art now.
06:40Yes, and he's about to go back to school.
06:43Very good!
06:44Because my dad already graduated, so I'll be the one to go back to school next.
06:48Yes!
06:49Yes!
06:50As an aura, what is your message to your manager?
06:54As an aura, my manager is...
06:58I'm very thankful because...
07:00Wait a minute.
07:04Water.
07:05Do you have water?
07:07Do you want water?
07:08Yes.
07:09Yes, because your drawing is amazing.
07:10Yes.
07:11Don't waste it.
07:12Where's the map?
07:13Wow!
07:14Wow!
07:15We'll just give it to you.
07:16Wow!
07:17Here's the water.
07:18Take a rest first.
07:19Did you see that?
07:20It's already open.
07:21It means that he's refilling it.
07:23There.
07:24There.
07:26Anyways, back to the topic.
07:28Message for your manager.
07:30Yes, my manager.
07:31I'm so thankful to her.
07:32Because from what recently happened to me...
07:36Burst!
07:38Burst!
07:39Here's the thing.
07:40I'm thankful because she didn't...
07:43My eyes are getting tired.
07:45She didn't let me down.
07:47Because she wants to learn what happened to me before.
07:51That's why I need to...
07:55I'm tired.
07:56Can I go now?
07:57Okay.
07:58Juan.
07:59English.
08:00Yes.
08:01It's wrong.
08:02But it's in English.
08:03It's the thought that counts.
08:05Yes, you're right.
08:06Yes, according to the Memevise,
08:09she told me that you have to suffer your coincidence.
08:15That's right.
08:16Consequence.
08:17Consequences.
08:18You have to suffer.
08:19Yes.
08:20And may that be your last.
08:21Suffer.
08:22Last suffer.
08:24No, it's not, Memevise.
08:26I'm just so thankful because you are there to guide me.
08:30Even though that...
08:31Yes, that's all.
08:32You didn't need to show up the TV.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:38As Aura, what's the spell of your last name?
08:42Briguela.
08:43What's the spell?
08:45What's the spelling of Briguela?
08:46I mixed it up.
08:48What's the spelling?
08:50What's the spelling?
08:51It's right.
08:52It's really mixed up.
09:00So, that's how it is.
09:06You know, it's not like the prize that she wants to get.
09:09What?
09:10The PCSO issued when she had a crush.
09:13The help of TSWD and PCSO.
09:15It's like that.
09:16So, that's how it is.
09:17If you don't know the spell of your last name, you'll just be tumbling.
09:19Yes, you'll just be tumbling.
09:20That's how it is.
09:21Distraction.
09:22More than twist.
09:23Oh, yeah.
09:24Wow, look at her tumbling.
09:25And when she split.
09:26Yes.
09:27Her stage got wet.
09:29Her stage got wet because she didn't.
09:31Sorry.
09:32Because her body is so strong.
09:34But you know, FTC, I'm so amazed.
09:36She knows.
09:37You saw it.
09:38She was tumbling.
09:39She split and everything.
09:40She only used one heel.
09:43Yes.
09:44Because?
09:45Because, look, it's balit.
09:46Because, look, it's balit.
09:49Look, it's balit.
09:51Balit.
09:52Yes, your OA.
09:54Look, it's balit.
09:55Look at my teeth.
09:56It's basak.
09:58Oh, you have one tooth missing.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Look, it's bunge.
10:04That's how I talk.
10:06It's bunge.
10:07It's bunge.
10:08Me.
10:10It doesn't suit me.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12It's bunge.
10:13It's bunge.
10:15That's a talent.
10:16Yes.
10:17She's joking.
10:18Let's exchange.
10:19No, because.
10:20Do you want to exchange?
10:21I did this on purpose.
10:22Huh?
10:23Because I can't afford to buy boots.
10:25You know what's wrong with your heels.
10:26The last time she gave me the Tiger Tiger.
10:29Tiger Tiger?
10:30Tiger Tiger?
10:31Did you give Aura a Tiger Tiger?
10:33I don't know.
10:35I posted it on her vlog.
10:36Oh, you posted it on her vlog.
10:37I gave it to her.
10:38You gave her a Tiger Tiger boots.
10:40It's better than hers.
10:42Of course, I'll give it to you.
10:43It's not good.
10:44It's better than yours.
10:45What do you think of me?
10:46I'm really concerned about you.
10:48I'll tell Aura,
10:49do you train volleyball?
10:50Yes.
10:51Volleyball is good.
10:52Athlete.
10:53For the Libero era.
10:55Who's your favorite volleyball player?
10:57Mika.
10:59Because he's the only one I'm with.
11:00Mika.
11:02The last time we were together,
11:04we were watching volleyball.
11:05You're friends.
11:06Yes.
11:07Mika.
11:09Aura is training for the Libero era.
11:11Yes.
11:12Show us how she will defend her hamsters.
11:14There, there.
11:15From Jong.
11:16Give it to me.
11:17Give it to me, I'll hold it.
11:18You move a lot, right?
11:21Yes.
11:24Oh, God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32Wait a minute.
11:34I don't know if your parents will laugh
11:36at what you're doing.
11:38I thought your mother is big.
11:40I thought it was the Libero era.
11:41I don't know about this.
11:43It's doubling.
11:44Yes.
11:46Are you sure you're okay?
11:47Yes, I'm okay.
11:48Don't cry later.
11:49Why?
11:50Later.
11:51Close the LED.
11:52Yes, close it.
11:57Meow, meow, meow.
11:59Yes.
12:00But what's the trick?
12:02What's the technique?
12:03So it won't hurt.
12:04This is it.
12:06There.
12:07It's floating.
12:11Oh, thank you.
12:12I think the dislocated part came out.
12:14If I feel like I won, this is it.
12:16No, there's a technique.
12:17I'll just let it come out.
12:18The hands, right?
12:19Yes, there's a technique.
12:20The hands.
12:21The hands.
12:22The proper landing.
12:23I'll just let it come out.
12:24What about those parts?
12:25The joints?
12:26What?
12:27The joints?
12:28No.
12:30No!
12:31Sorry!
12:32What's your question?
12:33I'm so sorry.
12:34She's hot.
12:35She's hot.
12:36The bones.
12:37That's how she answers, sometimes without any respect.
12:41How, how...
12:42How did you do it?
12:44What's that?
12:45When...
12:46The bones.
12:47Ah, okay.
12:48The bone structure.
12:49Yes.
12:50But you still have to be careful, okay?
12:52Yes, of course.
12:53Don't do it at home.
12:54Because you're probably studying proper...
12:58Hygiene?
12:59Proper hygiene? I thought...
13:01No!
13:02Proper hygiene?
13:03But you still have to study it.
13:04Yes, you should.
13:06Don't do it without training.
13:10Yes.
13:11Just do it in the name of 5K.
13:13Don't do it.
13:14You'll be in trouble.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:16You'll be in trouble. Be careful, okay?
13:19So, are you happy with what you showed them?
13:22Yes, super.
13:23Like, I'm so happy that I'm so pain.
13:32Is this really it?
13:33I'll talk to your nephew.
13:35Talk to your nephew.
13:37I'll get mad at him.
13:38What's the technique to...
13:42to make my brain go crazy?
13:46Do you have a flame that pops?
13:49What happened to the mic?
13:50The mic popped.
13:52I don't have a flame.
13:54It's because Wattusi is eating.
13:56It popped. I heard it.
13:58Did you tell your kids?
13:59Yes. How are you?
14:02I don't know if you can talk about this.
14:04Maybe you can, Vong.
14:06Did you do some stretching before you did the stunts earlier?
14:10Yes, I did a lot of stretching.
14:12I worked out earlier.
14:14Okay, thank you.
14:16So, no one understood the stunts.
14:18I worked out. I did some stretching.
14:20You worked out?
14:22Yes.
14:23That's why your abs are only on the sides.
14:27No.
14:28Even my son's bib.
14:29It is crop top era.
14:31It's bigger than Reina's.
14:33So, you used it first.
14:35But, in everything you do,
14:37in all your talents,
14:38what do you really like and want to concentrate on?
14:42Volleyball.
14:43He's really a player.
14:44Volleyball, really.
14:46That was my passion when I was young.
14:48He was a varsity player in high school.
14:50He really likes to play volleyball.
14:52He does a lot of things.
14:54Volleyball.
14:55Taping.
14:56Dancing.
14:57He's in a dance class.
14:58Yes.
14:59He's painting.
15:00He does a lot of things.
15:01Look at him. He's really tired.
15:06But, it's good that he doesn't go out.
15:08He doesn't drink.
15:10He doesn't gamble.
15:11He's just at home.
15:12Yes.
15:13He doesn't know how to go to the pool.
15:15I told him,
15:16Son, go to the pool.
15:18I have a meeting there.
15:19I'll get you some papers.
15:21He doesn't want to go.
15:22He doesn't want to go.
15:23I told him to go to Catanduanes.
15:25Don't go to the pool.
15:27He won't go.
15:28It's too far.
15:29Even if I take him to Catanduanes,
15:31it's okay.
15:32He'll take me home.
15:34But, the pool?
15:35No, no, no, no, no.
15:37So, for those who go to the pool,
15:39what advice can you give them?
15:41It's a pool.
15:42It's a pool.
15:44It's a pool.
15:45Don't go.
15:46Because,
15:47you'll get into trouble.
15:49What?
15:50I didn't mean that.
15:51They're the ones who have the economy.
15:53It's okay.
15:54It's okay.
15:55Yes, Ms. Anne.
15:56Just be responsible.
15:57Yes, be responsible.
15:59Calm yourself down.
16:01Yes.
16:02Don't be too G.
16:03Just have fun.
16:04Yes.
16:05Just have enough fun.
16:07Correct.
16:08Your fun is to go home properly.
16:10Correct.
16:11Yes.
16:13When you go home,
16:14you'll be able to remove your makeup,
16:16you'll be able to pee.
16:18There are gimmicks that you can't change
16:20when you go home, right?
16:21Correct.
16:22It's just like that.
16:23Yes.
16:24I've gone through all of them.
16:26Really?
16:27Yes.
16:28There's a gimmick girl era.
16:30They say, drink moderately.
16:32Yes.
16:33You've witnessed a lot of that, right?
16:35Yes.
16:36Because you're a bouncer, right?
16:37Yes.
16:40Ouch!
16:41It hurts!
16:43That's too much!
16:44Bouncer.
16:45That's too much.
16:46It's cute.
16:47It's cute?
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49The child's body is big.
16:50You're like that.
16:51Oh, calm down.
16:53Baby, calm down.
16:55Oh, calm down.
16:56If it's really like that, I'll go crazy.
16:58Why?
16:59There are cats' hair.
17:00Meow, meow, meow.
17:01Meow.
17:02Meow, meow, meow.
17:03Meow, meow, meow.
17:04Where is that?
17:05Where is that?
17:06The one who poses like meow, meow, meow.
17:08Hello Kitty.
17:10But now, what can you say, Madla, for the contestant number one?
17:14Go, Ryan Anayos.
17:15Thank you, Don.
17:16Thank you, brother Bong.
17:17Let's ask the opinion of Madla Feeble, Daddy.
17:19Madla Feeble.
17:20Madla Feeble.
17:21Crazy.
17:22Or crazy like.
17:27There are a lot of crazy like.
17:28There are a lot of crazy like here, baby boy.
17:30There.
17:31Up.
17:32Crazy like.
17:33Up.
17:34Let's go, Daddy.
17:35Let's go up.
17:36I saw a mother.
17:37She said, oh, crazy like.
17:38Crazy like.
17:39She said, she's also an aura.
17:40Oh, she's also an aura here.
17:41Hi.
17:42We're here.
17:43We're here.
17:44We're here.
17:45Hi.
17:46Hello.
17:47You're here, Mom.
17:48Welcome to Showtime.
17:49Crazy.
17:50Hi, Mom.
17:51Hi, Mom.
17:52Where are you from?
17:53What's your name, Mom?
17:54Perla.
17:55Perla Paras.
17:56Perla Paras.
17:57Perla Paras.
17:58Where are you from?
17:59Cavite City.
18:00Cavite City.
18:01Crazy like.
18:02Crazy like.
18:03Why did you give the crazy like?
18:04Aura, aura.
18:05Even the tablet.
18:07Crazy like.
18:08Do you see the tablets of Aura, Mom?
18:09Yes, of course.
18:10It's amazing.
18:11Crazy like.
18:12But you're with Cavite City.
18:13They're gossiping that you're also an aura to them.
18:14Tablet.
18:15There's a tablet here, Mom.
18:16Yes.
18:17Even the dance.
18:18Let's go.
18:19Let's go.
18:20Let's go.
18:21Let's go.
18:22Let's go.
18:23Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:25Let's go.
18:26Let's go.
18:27Let's go.
18:28Let's go.
18:29Let's go.
18:30Let's go.
18:31Let's go.
18:32Let's go.
18:33Let's go.
18:34Let's go.
18:35Let's go.
18:36They're dancing.
18:39Like a fight.
18:40They're really jumpy.
18:42When Mother is dancing, it seems like you really liked her a lot.
18:47True.
18:48His dance is like you really liked her a lot.
18:51I'm saying this isn't true.
18:53Then you, who's your favorite artiste?
18:56Fuck them.
18:57Who told you?
18:59Them
19:01Mother is happy.
19:03She's also happy.
19:04If we asked what was happening,
19:06She's always happy.
19:08What makes your mother happy?
19:10Of course, it's you guys!
19:16Are you guys playing Tongue It's?
19:18No!
19:20Bingo!
19:22Bingo!
19:24Do you guys play chess?
19:26Sometimes!
19:28It seems like you guys like to play bingo.
19:30I feel like even if it's just a game,
19:32you guys are playing it like a game.
19:34I feel like even if it's just a game,
19:36you guys are playing it like a game.
19:38Even if it's just a game,
19:40you guys are playing it like a game.
19:42You guys are playing it like a game.
19:46Mother, how are you?
19:48Are you okay?
19:50Are you happy?
19:52Yes, I'm very happy.
19:54Kiss Ryan.
19:58I didn't say anything, mother.
20:00Don't make mommy jealous.
20:02Don't make mommy jealous.
20:04Don't make mommy jealous.
20:06I know that, mother.
20:08Thank you, mother.
20:10I just gave it to Ryan,
20:12and he requested it.
20:14He even asked for it.
20:16But you didn't see it.
20:18When mother got mad,
20:20he said, I love you, I love you.
20:22I know that.
20:24Mommy, hug him.
20:26Hug him.
20:28Hug him.
20:30Look at him.
20:34Look at him, mother.
20:36You haven't felt that for a long time.
20:38When was the last time you were hugged?
20:40My husband isn't here.
20:42Wow.
20:44Making the most of the moment.
20:46Thank you, mother.
20:48I love you.
20:52Back to you, guys.
20:54Thank you, Ryan and Aion.
20:56Let's listen to the comments
20:58from the kids.
21:00Yes, I missed Aura.
21:02I miss you, Aura.
21:04I was with her in Comedy Island.
21:08You were in Pride.
21:10Yes, I was with Blight.
21:12We were in the same room.
21:14We were in the same service.
21:16We were in the same dressing room.
21:18You were in Aura's service.
21:20Yes.
21:22At your service.
21:24I was happy to see you again.
21:28Anyway, what you did earlier
21:30was really powerful.
21:32It was full of life.
21:34My description of you
21:36is a noun.
21:38What is a noun?
21:40What is a noun?
21:42A noun is a name.
21:44It's true. A noun is a name word.
21:46It's a name word.
21:48It's an animal.
21:50It's not a pronoun.
21:54It's a person.
21:56It's true.
21:58That's why I said a noun.
22:00What is it?
22:02My description of you is a noun
22:04because you beat,
22:06beating, trashing,
22:08spanking, hit,
22:10expression,
22:12get to it, give it all
22:14you've got, go, go, go,
22:16all out when you
22:18perform.
22:22In Tagalog,
22:24it's a noun.
22:26You said a lot of things.
22:28It's true.
22:30I want to call this to the Senate.
22:32I'm sure they'll be happy to hear it.
22:34That's your voice.
22:36He just focuses on himself.
22:38He doesn't listen to others.
22:40When we're being noticed,
22:42he just focuses on himself.
22:44Wait a minute.
22:46Before, his motto was
22:48everything.
22:50Now, his motto is
22:52I can do this.
22:54That's okay.
22:56We can do this too.
22:58We can do this.
23:00That's beautiful.
23:02That's your voice.
23:04That's your aura.
23:06What's your name? Jefferson?
23:08Jefferson Mendoza.
23:10What's your nickname?
23:12Stuffy.
23:14What do you call this?
23:16Stuffy toy?
23:18He's a stuffy toy.
23:20When Ganesh goes to Stapa,
23:22he doesn't do that.
23:28You said
23:30Stuffy.
23:32That's right.
23:34Stuffy.
23:36Stuffy.
23:38Just Steph.
23:40Okay, good luck.
23:42We appreciate your performance.
23:44The voice is the same.
23:46The dance is the same.
23:48The aura is the same.
23:50There's a split.
23:52Just be careful.
23:54You might have a cargo
23:56deconciliation later.
23:58He gets nervous at the end.
24:00It's like the last one laughing.
24:02It's like he's going to
24:04live his life.
24:06But the talent
24:08is not included here.
24:10The face is included.
24:12That's true.
24:14Actually, he's included.
24:16It's up to the writers.
24:18It's up to you.
24:20But it's up to your voice, your moves,
24:22your talent,
24:24your whole.
24:26You just can't invent
24:28the briefings.
24:30That's why you make the writers
24:32wait sometimes.
24:34No, they changed everything.
24:36Look, it's different now.
24:38Now, I have a paper that I need to write.
24:40What's the title of this?
24:42Rupa May Showtime.
24:44It's different now?
24:46No, I'll change it.
24:48It's Showtime.
24:52It's really different.
24:54What's the title of the segment?
24:56I thought it's a show.
24:58Thank you, Rupa May.
25:00Thank you very much.
25:02You're making me confused.
25:06You're welcome.
25:10I'm so happy.
25:12Thank you so much.
25:14If you can make it to Monday,
25:16I'll see if you can make it to Saturday.
25:18I'll go straight to Saturday.
25:20You'll go straight to Saturday.
25:22I love it.
25:24Go, go, go.
25:26Don't talk to me anymore.
25:28I have a lot of things to say.
25:30The staff in front of me
25:32is losing.
25:34Sorry, sorry.
25:36Thank you so much, Rupa May.
25:38Please give a round of applause
25:40to Jefferson Mendoza.

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