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00:01:22 >> Hi, Dom. Happy Holidays.
00:01:25 >> Cassie, hey, I know I'm 15 minutes early, but it's kind of important, so if he isn't doing anything, I'd rather not wait and get straight to it.
00:01:32 >> Okay, let me check in with him.
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00:01:40 >> Dom's here. He says it's important. If you're available now, should I send him in?
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00:01:47 >> This is going great. It's not quite time yet. Yeah, thank you, Cassie.
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00:02:05 >> Does he make you wear that hat?
00:02:07 >> Why? Because I can't share the holiday spirit of my own volition?
00:02:10 >> No, no, it just seemed like one of those Jorge things.
00:02:13 >> Well, I'll have you know it was a joint decision. This year's theme is inclusion. We want to make sure no one's left out.
00:02:20 >> Chinese, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, everyone's holiday is as worthy of attention as Christmas.
00:02:25 >> What about Kwanzaa?
00:02:27 >> Who?
00:02:29 >> So to hell with this.
00:02:31 >> Fuck off, Andrew. I told you not to call me at work.
00:02:34 >> My creeper ex. I only went out with him because he's like 12 feet tall, so I figured he'd have a 12-inch dick, but turns out abortions don't work that way.
00:02:43 >> He's a fan-fetish. Memorized lyrics to all these K-pop songs I don't even know. Watches all the dramas. He even tried buying me a Korean schoolgirl outfit. Can you imagine me in a schoolgirl uniform?
00:02:52 >> I can only imagine.
00:02:54 >> Anyway, I like it. Keeps my head warm. Besides, it adds to the overall cheer.
00:03:01 >> Is he actually doing something or is he just sitting in there?
00:03:06 >> You've known him the longest, you tell me.
00:03:09 [ Phone ringing ]
00:03:12 >> This is Cassie.
00:03:13 >> Hi, Miss Rodney. How can I help you?
00:03:16 >> Sure. Okay, Monday.
00:03:18 >> My eight-a-real-tasers, this is Rita.
00:03:37 >> Hey, it's me.
00:03:40 >> I had Darius Ebner in here expecting to be shown the Raleigh house, but surprise, you're not here. Also, isn't this the house that Jorge wants?
00:03:48 >> Shit. I'll call him later. Can you reschedule him?
00:03:52 >> I already did. To tomorrow, because you'll be here in the office tomorrow. Why can't you leave a note or use the spoken word? Hey, Rita, I'm leaving. No, you can't. You have an appointment.
00:04:05 >> I'm sorry. Look, I'll leave a note next time. Look, if Lisa calls looking for me, can you just tell her --
00:04:10 >> Lisa's already called looking for you. I told her I don't know where you are because I don't know where you are.
00:04:15 >> Well, if she calls again, just tell her I'm meeting a client.
00:04:18 >> Which client?
00:04:20 >> A new one.
00:04:22 >> Thank you for making my job harder by not telling me anything and making me lie to you.
00:04:26 >> Rita, please, can you -- I'm dealing with something right now, okay? Thank you.
00:04:31 [ Phone chimes ]
00:04:33 [ Phone chimes ]
00:05:00 >> Trust me, proportions don't work like that. Remember how tall Andrew was? Well, disappointed isn't even the right word. Wait, let me put you on hold.
00:05:10 Yes? Will do. Dom? Dom?
00:05:22 >> Dominic, the highlife of my week! You were just sitting there, weren't you?
00:05:27 >> Oh, come on.
00:05:29 >> Jorge, I really need your advice and you made me sit outside for 15 minutes looking at a book of nude women with scars?
00:05:35 >> Hey, what do you think of it?
00:05:37 >> I had to drive through a mile of smoke to get here.
00:05:39 >> Okay, don't yell at me. I didn't start the fire.
00:05:42 >> Would you say that already?
00:05:49 >> Arguing is no good for your mental and physical health. What did I tell you about that?
00:05:53 >> Why do you have that anyway?
00:05:55 >> What?
00:05:57 >> The scars book.
00:05:58 >> Oh, Tess Clare is getting lipo for her birthday, so she told me it would help prepare me, you know, in case of any scarring.
00:06:04 >> Isn't that dangerous? I thought the mortality rate was absurdly high, like 1 in 5,000 or something.
00:06:10 >> No, there was an I.D. slide on her. Besides, I made sure she's one of the best surgeons in the country. You know, I could not live without her.
00:06:21 >> Right, that's why you divorced her.
00:06:23 >> Symbolically. But we never went through the paperwork.
00:06:27 >> But you know what? She's a totally different person ever since we got back together.
00:06:33 >> You know, we were talking about going from Roman Catholic, uptight, and super jealous of any woman near me, to doing witchcraft and be so trusting.
00:06:42 >> She's the one who actually introduced me with Cassie, you know.
00:06:46 >> Hey, by the way, when can we tour that Rowley house? Clare really wants that house, you know.
00:06:51 >> Yeah, yeah, listen. These pills you gave me, they don't calm me down. They just make me tired as shit.
00:06:58 >> Don't take one then! Come on, here. These are uppers. Since we can't sell out the downer you just took.
00:07:08 >> Do you have any water?
00:07:10 >> No, just take a dry. It feels better.
00:07:13 >> Oh, and these. These, my friend, are the new Prosecintan.
00:07:21 >> What are they?
00:07:24 >> Ofenfen. That makes you alert, gives you dopamine.
00:07:28 >> Are they safe to mix? What are the other ones?
00:07:30 >> Oh, come on, Dom. I'm not going to give you anything I won't take myself. See?
00:07:36 >> Just take it. There you go.
00:07:40 >> Wow. So, what's new in real estate?
00:07:48 >> I've been having dreams.
00:07:52 >> What kind of dreams?
00:07:53 >> So, I'm in the middle of the country somewhere. I drive up to an auto repair shop, which is a combination of Costco gas station lines and driveways that lead up to Auto Garage. And there was the worker. The guy that one Jiffy Lube that rips you off.
00:08:06 >> Yeah, all Jiffy Lubes rip you off.
00:08:08 >> I know. Those fuckers. Anyway, I left and went to go to my car. It was gone. I go to the manager's office and my car had been towed.
00:08:18 There in the tow section, I clicked my car remote for my car to honk so I could locate it. And I found it was crushed between two other vehicles.
00:08:25 >> And how did that make you feel?
00:08:27 >> I was devastated. I felt so helpless. So, then the guy from Perth, London shows up. Somehow he works there, too. And then I beg him to release my car because I have no money to pay for it. And I'm in the middle of nowhere. But instead of empathizing with me, they start making fun of me for being Caribbean.
00:08:45 >> What do you mean?
00:08:47 >> Like making racist Jamaican jokes and stuff.
00:08:49 >> But you're not Jamaican.
00:08:51 >> I know, but in the dream I was. And I was really offended by their remarks. Anyway, that part might not really be relevant. I'm just telling you because...
00:08:58 >> That relevance of dreams isn't so much in the details as in the emotions and reactions to them. See? Because the subconscious emotions can be the manifestations of real life concerns that you might be experiencing.
00:09:11 >> It's Rita. I'll just...
00:09:14 >> Hey, you know what to do. Put her on the speakerphone.
00:09:17 >> Seriously?
00:09:19 >> Yeah. No secrets here. This space is only for truth.
00:09:24 >> Rita?
00:09:28 >> Lisa called again. I told her what you said to tell her and she said to let you know she's on her way to Burbank Airport and to call her back.
00:09:37 >> Okay.
00:09:39 >> Dom, what's going on? Why are you avoiding your wife?
00:09:43 >> Dom, you have to...
00:09:44 >> Dom, why are you not talking to Lisa?
00:09:46 >> Let me tell you something. The road to hell is paved with ignoring your wife. I mean, Claire always calls Cassie, but then she calls myself. I went out there not to pick it up.
00:09:56 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'll get to that.
00:09:59 >> In my second dream, I'm being chased through the city by a Hispanic couple, a man and a woman.
00:10:05 >> Hispanic or Latino?
00:10:07 >> I don't know the difference.
00:10:10 >> Well, today Hispanic generally refers to anyone of Spanish-speaking origin, including Spain. But some people say it doesn't include Brazil since they speak Portuguese, but they come as Latinos, so...
00:10:22 >> This is, for some people, this is a matter of preference, you know? Me, can be Latino, Hispanic, doesn't matter.
00:10:29 >> I don't think they were Brazilian.
00:10:32 >> Okay.
00:10:39 >> Anyway, in my dream, I have the power to walk through walls by crashing into them and entering a void space where they can't see me, but I can see through the walls to them, and I can also fly.
00:10:50 >> Though very slowly, I move a few feet with each flap of my arms and at the mercy of the wind.
00:11:00 >> I know the couple wanted me in connection to something, but I don't remember what it is. I know only the feeling of narrowly escaping them, floating just out of the reach from the window of a high rise, watching them watching me as I escape through the air over the wide ocean between us.
00:11:17 >> And then I wake up.
00:11:20 >> Okay, so how does this relate to you not talking to Lisa?
00:11:28 >> You don't see it? This is a Portland deal. My car represents the company they're taking away from me.
00:11:34 >> And the whole laughing at me for being Jamaican is them laughing at a foreigner, aka the British laughing at me because they know I'm being played.
00:11:41 >> The Hispanic woman is Lisa. Trevor, one of the Portland partner, is Hispanic.
00:11:46 >> Come on.
00:11:48 >> I wasn't paying attention to the signs when I was awake, but in here, subconsciously, I'm picking it up.
00:11:53 Lisa being Hispanic means she's leaving me for Trevor, the Hispanic Portland guy. I can't go through with this deal now?
00:11:59 >> Dumb. There's no house trains at work.
00:12:02 >> What do you mean? You said it yourself. They're the subconscious manifestations of real life concerns.
00:12:07 >> Yeah, the emotions of real life concerns, that doesn't mean they're evidence of anything. And I said sometimes, sometimes doesn't mean anything at all.
00:12:16 >> So you think my brain's giving me these scenarios at random? The fact that Portland is in both of them is random?
00:12:22 >> The Hispanic guy chasing me and Trevor from Portland just happening to be Hispanic is meaningless too?
00:12:27 >> You think this is just coincidental bullshit?
00:12:29 >> I don't know, dumb. I only took psychology one semester in college. I'm a goddamn accountant, remember?
00:12:36 >> Look, you're welcome to come here any time you want and talk things through.
00:12:41 >> But if you're having some serious doubts about your marriage, then you need to go see a professional.
00:12:47 >> Why don't you and Lisa go see a marriage counselor? Someone specially trained to help you through whatever you're going through in life.
00:12:54 >> It's too late. She's about to be on a plane to London.
00:13:03 >> Well, do it after that trip.
00:13:06 >> I don't think she's coming back.
00:13:08 >> Oh, keep ignoring her phone calls and you might be right.
00:13:14 >> A month ago, we had a sit down with Pert London. It was me, Lisa and their two partners, including Trevor.
00:13:23 >> Lisa bought coffee for everyone. And when she gave Trevor his, I saw a look between them.
00:13:32 >> Oh yeah? And did her eyes pop out like a Bugs Bunny stretched to his penis?
00:13:37 >> Hey, I'm not a Bugs Bunny.
00:13:41 >> Did she stretch to his penis?
00:13:43 >> Hey, I have a photographic memory. I know what I saw, okay? There's a difference between looking and looking.
00:13:49 >> Yeah, okay, you said longer the second time.
00:13:53 >> Okay, so you have photographic memory, right?
00:13:57 >> What's the prescription number of this bottle?
00:14:02 >> 77835196-B?
00:14:08 >> Yes, but you didn't notice it doesn't say my name. It says Kate.
00:14:12 >> Who's that?
00:14:15 >> That's not the point. The point is that you might have perfect memory, but you only see the details that you want to see.
00:14:21 >> See, and that's the story in the bigger picture. Let me ask you something.
00:14:25 >> Has Lisa given you any actual indications that she wasn't happy with the marriage?
00:14:30 >> Or this is just because of a look or you still dream about her being Hispanic?
00:14:36 >> Yes. Lisa's been distant lately. I don't remember the last time she said I love you on the phone.
00:14:41 >> Well, do you say that to her?
00:14:43 >> There's one more thing. I get real-time alerts on all our credit cards for any charges over $50. Look at the most recent one.
00:14:52 >> $77 Wendy's. Fuck, for how many people?
00:14:58 >> No, no, no, the one above it.
00:15:00 >> Oh, 366 KKO Airwaves?
00:15:03 >> That's a one-way ticket price.
00:15:05 >> Well, people buy one-way tickets all the time just to be safe. Besides, don't you both have family in London?
00:15:11 >> I mean, it makes sense. She wants to set extra time to see them, right?
00:15:15 >> No. That might not be anything out of the ordinary by itself.
00:15:18 >> But add on everything else I just told you? I need to talk to your friend before I lose my company along with Lisa.
00:15:24 >> The divorce lawyer. Rodin or something?
00:15:28 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You and all divorces you've wived over premonitions, dreams or looks. I don't care how stretched out you say that word.
00:15:35 We're going to set you up with a marriage counselor right now because you're not thinking straight.
00:15:39 And when Lisa comes back from London, which she will...
00:15:43 You're picking that up right now.
00:15:48 >> I can't. No. Wait.
00:15:51 [phone vibrates]
00:15:52 >> You reached Dominic Maida. Please leave a message.
00:16:05 >> Dom, it's me. I'm at the airport and I've just found that my binder with all the Pert London documents is not in my suitcase.
00:16:14 Check my desk. They don't take facsimile. So you'll have to mail it to the PLP's office. I'll be at my parents' tomorrow and then with Pert the day after.
00:16:20 So it needs to be mailed next day air to day to get there on time, okay? Bye.
00:16:25 >> What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:28 >> I took it out of the suitcase.
00:16:31 >> What?
00:16:33 >> The binder with the document. I took it out last night while she was asleep.
00:16:35 >> Oh, my God. I know what this is.
00:16:38 >> Jorge, if I'm right about this, then...
00:16:40 >> This is a midlife crisis.
00:16:43 >> What? No, it's not. Trust me. I've been through this, too.
00:16:45 That's one of the reasons I separated from Claire.
00:16:48 Love always changes over time. It's either growing or dying. There's no in between.
00:16:53 But you know what I learned since I got back together with her?
00:16:57 You get a say in that.
00:17:00 Love isn't always about not being able to live without someone.
00:17:04 Sometimes it's choosing not to live without them, even when you can.
00:17:12 >> That almost sounds wise.
00:17:14 >> You like the second file?
00:17:16 >> A Jehovah's Witness said it to me over the weekend.
00:17:18 Same guy tried to get me to invite him inside for three years.
00:17:22 Este cabrón never gives up. Damn.
00:17:25 All right, so now we gotta go.
00:17:27 >> All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:17:29 >> What are you doing?
00:17:31 >> Put your shoes on. Shoes on.
00:17:32 You gotta go home, get the binder, mail it before the post office closes.
00:17:37 >> Jorge.
00:17:39 >> Yes.
00:17:41 >> Taxi. Can you give Donna a candy cane for the road?
00:17:43 >> I don't want a candy cane.
00:17:45 >> Okay, the fires moved west, so they just closed down the five in both directions, so there's no way to get south.
00:17:50 So all your appointments are canceled.
00:17:52 >> Hijo de la chinga.
00:17:54 Hey, can you check if the fires near Rowley and Balboa?
00:17:57 There's a house there that Claire and I were--
00:17:59 >> Oh, God. It's too late. What have I done?
00:18:02 >> Excuse me.
00:18:05 Can I see a doctor, please?
00:18:09 >> I've been walking, I think I'm breathing smoke. I can't stop coughing.
00:18:13 >> Oh, this is an accounting office, ma'am. There's no doctor here.
00:18:17 >> I don't understand. It says health clinic outside.
00:18:20 >> No, it says accounting clinic, ma'am. As in financial health.
00:18:25 If you need a money doctor, otherwise you need a real doctor.
00:18:29 >> I got sick last year and now I've got pneumonia and I've just got--
00:18:33 >> Cassie, it's over.
00:18:36 I can't return the binder now, even if I wanted to.
00:18:38 The deal's gonna fall through after everything we worked for.
00:18:40 And now Lisa's definitely gonna divorce me.
00:18:42 >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen to me, buddy. It's not too late, okay?
00:18:47 >> Yes, it is. The highway's closed, the post office will close.
00:18:51 You know I started this company before we were married?
00:18:53 It was just me and a computer.
00:18:55 >> I know, I know.
00:18:57 >> I need to prepare my divorce options, Jorge.
00:18:59 Let me at least keep my company. Let me talk to Rudoy.
00:19:02 >> No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:05 >> I'm going.
00:19:06 >> Ow.
00:19:08 >> Puta madre.
00:19:17 Okay, you know what? Fine.
00:19:21 I'm gonna go here right now and she's gonna count you down, okay?
00:19:25 >> What the hell was that? Did you see that?
00:19:28 >> Just cramps. It happens.
00:19:30 Here.
00:19:33 Take one, too. It's gonna calm your nerves.
00:19:35 Anyways, she's seen it all.
00:19:38 She knows what a real failed marriage looks like
00:19:41 and she's gonna tell you it's all your nerves
00:19:43 because this is what it is.
00:19:45 It's all nerves.
00:19:47 I mean, your company being bad.
00:19:49 You know, Lisa going away on a trip.
00:19:52 These goddamn fires. Ashes everywhere.
00:19:55 I mean, how can you not be anxious?
00:20:02 [phone ringing]
00:20:04 >> You have reached Melanie Rudoy.
00:20:07 Leave a message or I will never ever return your call.
00:20:11 >> Hey, Mel, it's Jorge.
00:20:13 Can you call me back at the office, please?
00:20:15 It's important, okay? Bye.
00:20:17 Jorge, are you sure those pills are safe to mix?
00:20:20 Look at me. I'm sweating.
00:20:22 >> It's fine. It's just the stress.
00:20:24 Here.
00:20:26 >> I'm sweating, too.
00:20:28 [sighs]
00:20:29 [phone ringing]
00:20:33 >> Hello?
00:20:35 >> Jorge, hello.
00:20:37 Hey, I got 15 minutes before my next meeting, just so you know.
00:20:40 >> Yeah, that's no problem. I'll be quick.
00:20:42 Listen, I got you on the speakerphone with my buddy Dominic
00:20:45 and he's a little worried, you know, about his wife
00:20:49 and, you know, I mean, how she's going away on a business trip without him.
00:20:53 >> Uh-huh.
00:20:56 >> It's all nerves, you know, but I think that will make him feel better
00:20:59 if someone with your expertise can give him some perspective
00:21:02 because you know when there's real trouble.
00:21:05 >> Of course, of course. Is there right now?
00:21:07 >> Yeah, he can hear you. Go ahead, Dom.
00:21:09 >> Hi, this is Dominic.
00:21:11 >> Hello, Dominic. This is Melanie Rudoy.
00:21:14 You can call me Mel or Rudoy, but not easy.
00:21:17 [laughs]
00:21:19 So you're worried your wife is going to cheat on you
00:21:22 during this business trip. Is that correct?
00:21:25 >> Well, the thing is, I saw a look between you.
00:21:29 >> Forget the fucking look!
00:21:31 Look, long story short, he and his wife are selling their real estate company
00:21:36 to a bigger one in London.
00:21:38 So she's flying there to close the deal.
00:21:41 But he thinks that she's going to be leaving him for a guy at the London office
00:21:45 because they don't say "I love you" on the phone anymore
00:21:48 and she hasn't bought her return ticket yet.
00:21:51 >> Well, it's a little more...
00:21:54 >> Do you think they say "I love you" on the phone to each other?
00:21:55 >> Not for a while now.
00:21:57 Because we work together and when we started getting more business...
00:22:01 >> Well, you know, that happens to couples sometimes.
00:22:04 You just get busy and you start to overlook little things like that.
00:22:08 I don't think it means your relationship is dead or anything.
00:22:11 You should just try saying it to her next time you talk on the phone
00:22:14 and maybe she'll start saying it again.
00:22:16 >> That's exactly what I told him. See, didn't I tell you that?
00:22:20 >> So people buy one-way tickets all the time for this type of things.
00:22:24 Let me ask you though, why aren't you going with your wife?
00:22:27 What is her name?
00:22:29 >> Lisa.
00:22:31 >> Ok, Lisa. Why aren't you going with Lisa to do this deal
00:22:33 if you don't like that she's traveling by herself?
00:22:35 >> I can't. I don't do well on planes.
00:22:37 >> Why? You get sick or something?
00:22:39 >> No, just...
00:22:41 >> It's just a phobia, you know?
00:22:43 I mean, I know a guy who's afraid of hot dogs
00:22:45 because they look very much like penises to him.
00:22:48 >> So, like a homophobia, huh?
00:22:49 >> No, I'm not homophobic. It's just planes.
00:22:53 >> I'm kidding.
00:22:55 So basically you don't trust Lisa.
00:22:58 >> Well, it's not that I don't trust her.
00:23:00 It's just I feel like...
00:23:02 >> It's just what I'm telling him, Mel.
00:23:04 It's all feelings, nerves.
00:23:06 She hasn't actually done anything to be suspicious.
00:23:09 It's all in his head.
00:23:11 >> Look, it's not about her doing something.
00:23:14 She's cheating or not cheating.
00:23:17 He's not sure that's a problem that you can't just think away.
00:23:19 He has to be sure. Simple.
00:23:22 So when is her trip?
00:23:24 >> Oh, she's already at the airport.
00:23:26 >> Okay. And you dropped her off?
00:23:28 >> I didn't.
00:23:30 >> Why not?
00:23:32 >> Oh, I mean, I offered, but she just said she would just take a cab.
00:23:36 >> Well, that's suspicious.
00:23:38 >> It is? What do you mean?
00:23:40 What's suspicious about that, Mel?
00:23:42 It's so he could be at the office.
00:23:45 >> Look, you called me.
00:23:46 I drive my husband to the airport and he drives me.
00:23:49 I would be suspicious if he refused.
00:23:51 Sometimes people don't want to be driven
00:23:53 because they don't want their spouses to find out they're meeting someone else
00:23:57 or going somewhere else they don't say they're going.
00:23:59 Things like that.
00:24:01 >> You think so? Hold on. Let's not jump into any conclusions here.
00:24:04 >> No, we don't jump to anything.
00:24:06 We just make sure. Simple.
00:24:08 I have to go, but I'll give you the number of someone that can make sure for you.
00:24:13 He's retired now, but he was a great PI back in the day when I worked with him.
00:24:17 Just tell him I sent you his way and he will give you a good rate, okay?
00:24:21 You have a pen?
00:24:23 >> Wait, you mean go to the airport?
00:24:25 Hold on. I don't know if that's really necessary.
00:24:27 >> Suka blyat! I decide when it's time for him to come in.
00:24:31 Look, Jorge, I'll text the number to you. I have a client.
00:24:34 >> Wait, wait, Mel.
00:24:36 >> Also, Dominic, don't use your cell phone to call him.
00:24:38 We don't want Lisa to see the call on the phone bill, okay?
00:24:40 Good luck.
00:24:43 [phone buzzes]
00:24:44 >> Great. Now we have the phone number of a guy we can send over to spy Lisa at the airport.
00:24:56 Fucking unbelievable.
00:24:58 >> We have to do it.
00:25:01 >> Are you fucking kidding me, Dom?
00:25:03 I mean, hiring a guy to spy on your wife is something you do if you find, like, love letters or credit cards in a motel you've never been to.
00:25:11 Not because fucking silly dreams about flying or being Jamaican or whatever.
00:25:18 >> It's not just the dreams. It was a fucking look.
00:25:20 >> Okay, don't yell at me. I'm trying to help you out.
00:25:23 You don't even know how much this guy costs.
00:25:26 >> I know. Look, maybe I'm having a midlife crisis.
00:25:30 Maybe it's just stress and it's all in my mind.
00:25:33 But Melanie's right. It's not going to go away if I just stop thinking about it.
00:25:37 The simplest thing to do is to find out.
00:25:40 If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong.
00:25:42 Make sure you ask how much he charges first.
00:26:07 >> Okay.
00:26:09 [Phone ringing]
00:26:15 >> Hello?
00:26:17 >> Hi. Is this, uh...
00:26:19 >> I'm sorry, we didn't get your name. I'm Jorge and this is Dominic.
00:26:23 We're friends of Mel Rodoy. She gave us your phone number.
00:26:27 >> Oh, Mel? Definitely had some exciting times working with her.
00:26:30 Well, you got the right number. I'm Charlie.
00:26:32 My friends call me Chuck or Chucky or Chucalate.
00:26:37 >> Ha ha! No, I'm just joking. So, uh, hey. How can I help you gentlemen?
00:26:41 >> Well, it's kind of a time-sensitive matter.
00:26:44 >> Hold on. How time-sensitive?
00:26:46 >> Uh...
00:26:48 Can you get to Burbank Airport in like 30 minutes or so?
00:26:51 >> Oh, extremely fucking time-sensitive. Okay, I'll tell you what.
00:26:54 I'm going to grab some stuff, get in the car, I'm going to call you back as soon as I get on the road,
00:26:58 and you guys can shoot all the details on to me.
00:27:01 >> Okay, sure.
00:27:03 >> Alright. Jorge, you said, right?
00:27:06 >> Alright, Dominic, you're down. Talk soon!
00:27:08 >> Okay. We're doing it.
00:27:12 >> You didn't even ask how much he charges.
00:27:14 >> It'll be a good rate. You heard Mel.
00:27:16 >> Fine, fine, fine. If that makes you feel better, then hey.
00:27:21 >> You know what? I do feel better. I think maybe I just needed to do something about it, you know?
00:27:26 >> Hey, speaking of doing something, you better call somebody right now and get the money from your place.
00:27:31 >> Oh shit. Wait. Shouldn't we wait for Charlie?
00:27:35 >> I mean, I'm not saying he's going to find anything, but...
00:27:37 >> We'll wait actually for him to mail it, but at least have it ready.
00:27:41 >> Right. I think I know.
00:27:44 >> What are you doing? You cannot use your phone!
00:27:48 >> Why not? >> You heard Mel.
00:27:50 >> What about Elisa asks if she sees the phone number on the phone, Miguel?
00:27:53 >> I'm calling my cousin. What's the matter if she sees that number?
00:27:56 >> I don't know, Dom. What about if she asks about it?
00:27:59 Like, "Oh, you couldn't call her because you were meeting a client, but you're calling your cousin instead?"
00:28:04 I don't know, Dom. It's up to you.
00:28:06 >> Hello? >> Frances. Hey, it's Dom.
00:28:20 >> Dom? Well, where are you calling from? I don't have his number.
00:28:23 >> It's an office line. Hey, you're not busy, are you? I need kind of a big favor.
00:28:28 >> Well, it depends on what the favor is.
00:28:31 >> Okay. So, Elisa left a binder at home that contains very important documents that I need you to fetch and possibly mail.
00:28:37 >> Right now? >> Yes, before the post office closes.
00:28:40 It needs to get to London before a meeting.
00:28:42 >> I can't. I'm going out tonight. Your place is 40 minutes from me.
00:28:47 Why can't you do it yourself? Where are you?
00:28:49 >> It's not 40 to my place. It's 15 max.
00:28:51 >> Yeah, it is. With rush hour and all the fires around town, it's 40 minimum, mate.
00:28:56 What about Rita, who gets paid to do work for you?
00:28:59 >> I can't. Look, you're the only person I can trust with this right now.
00:29:01 Everyone else is gone for the holidays.
00:29:03 >> Exactly, Dom. It's the holidays. Once a year, I get to go to parties I actually enjoy.
00:29:09 You know I love you, but I'm not missing it for your wife.
00:29:12 >> This isn't just Lisa.
00:29:14 >> He might be Jack.
00:29:16 >> She's actually getting paid to do this kind of shit.
00:29:18 >> Sorry, let me call you right back.
00:29:20 >> Hello?
00:29:23 >> Claire says to make sure you're drinking water. And are you expecting a call from a Chuckzilla?
00:29:28 >> Yes and yes. Put in true.
00:29:30 >> Aha, yeah. Dom?
00:29:33 >> Yes, and Jorge. That was Jorge. This is Dom.
00:29:36 >> Alright, Dom and Jorge. Listen, she'll be there in less than 15. Lay it all over me.
00:29:42 >> I need to find out if my wife is... I don't... If she's even there, I guess. I didn't drive her to the airport.
00:29:50 >> Wait, is she supposed to be getting there or is she already inside the gate?
00:29:54 >> Inside the gate. She likes to be at the boarding door early.
00:29:57 >> Okay, I'll have to buy a ticket. Which flight is it?
00:29:59 >> One second.
00:30:01 >> KKO flight 226 stops over in San Francisco before London.
00:30:09 >> You can return it, right?
00:30:11 >> I don't know. I'm just going to get the cheapest thing I can get just to get in the gate. Unless you want me to board the plane.
00:30:15 >> No, no, no, no, no. You don't need to board the plane.
00:30:18 >> He doesn't need to board the plane.
00:30:20 >> Yeah, you don't have to board. Just find out if she's actually there or with anyone or anything like that.
00:30:26 >> Okay, send me a text with her photo and a description of her clothing. I'm going to hang up and buy a ticket right now so I can beeline through security.
00:30:33 >> Give me his number.
00:30:37 >> What are you doing?
00:30:38 >> I'm sending him a picture of Lisa.
00:30:39 >> What? You cannot use your phone.
00:30:41 >> Well, I can't send a picture through this fucking thing.
00:30:43 >> Yeah, well, you can email it, right?
00:30:45 >> Do you have his email?
00:30:46 >> No.
00:30:47 >> Then give me his fucking number. It's one text. I'm not the one being suspected of cheating here.
00:30:51 >> Okay, okay. I'm just thinking ahead, okay? Here.
00:30:54 >> Here.
00:30:55 >> You know, if Lisa isn't cheating, then spying on her like this is as bad as cheating yourself, you know?
00:31:04 >> No, it isn't. I'd be flattered if I found out Lisa was stalking me or at least paying someone to.
00:31:10 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the problem with suspicion is that the moment you act on them, it doesn't matter what the outcome is.
00:31:17 >> Trust is already damaged. The relationship is just no longer the same.
00:31:23 [Phone ringing]
00:31:25 >> Hey, your cousin.
00:31:28 >> Great.
00:31:29 [Phone ringing]
00:31:36 >> Dom, I told you. I'm sorry, but I just. . .
00:31:39 >> Wait, let me claim this favour coupon.
00:31:41 >> A what coupon?
00:31:42 >> The favour coupon he gave me when I saw him in London for one favour. I have it right here.
00:31:46 >> What the hell are you?
00:31:48 >> Oh my God. You mean the forgive me coupon?
00:31:52 >> Huh.
00:31:55 >> Bloody hell. I gave that to you when I was like six. Why do you still have it?
00:31:59 >> I don't know. I get sentimental about stuff I have in my wallet for a long time. Anyway, I'm cashing it in, so. . .
00:32:06 >> First off, if I didn't emphasize it enough the first time, I gave that to you when I was six.
00:32:11 >> Second, even if I chose to honour that thing, it's a forgive me coupon. So, I'll forgive you for attempting something so stupid.
00:32:19 >> I'll give you one in return. You can use it for any favour you want. Francis, please. I'm begging you.
00:32:25 >> Hello?
00:32:29 >> I want five favour coupons.
00:32:32 >> Five?
00:32:33 >> Is that a yes or a no?
00:32:36 >> Alright. Yes.
00:32:38 >> Fuck's sake. Fine. I'll give you a call when I get to your place.
00:32:42 >> Yes. Thank you.
00:32:45 >> You owe me so much after this. I'm going to miss a Christmas raffle with actual good prizes this year.
00:32:52 >> Come on. You never win those. At least I saved you wasting your money on it.
00:32:56 >> I've already bought the bloody ticket. You know what? I want ten favour coupons.
00:33:01 >> Wait. We already agreed.
00:33:03 >> Ten.
00:33:04 >> Oh, fuck.
00:33:06 >> God fucking damn it. What the fuck did you give me?
00:33:14 >> Calm down.
00:33:16 >> Why do you have so many pills?
00:33:18 >> Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
00:33:22 >> I win. I miss.
00:33:26 >> What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:33:31 >> Hey.
00:33:35 >> Jorge! What the fuck? Is that the drugs? Is that going to happen to me?
00:33:41 >> It's nothing. Trust me. It's just stress.
00:33:45 >> Hey, it's Matt.
00:33:55 >> Okay.
00:33:56 >> I just called yourself.
00:34:09 >> Call my office number, not my cell.
00:34:11 >> Why not? Is Claire going to be jealous?
00:34:14 >> She trusts me completely, okay? This calls goes through Cassie. That's how we do things.
00:34:19 >> Okay, okay. I'm just clutching your balls. Did you call Charlie? Is Dom still there with you?
00:34:25 >> Dom?
00:34:26 >> Hello?
00:34:30 >> Hello, Dom. Did you call Charlie?
00:34:32 >> Yeah, he's on his way to the airport right now.
00:34:37 >> Good.
00:34:38 >> Hey, how much does this guy charge anyway?
00:34:41 >> Depends on the job, but he'll give you a good rate. Don't worry.
00:34:45 >> What the hell is a good rate? I mean, we didn't even sign any forms before he took it on.
00:34:50 >> Jorge, it'll be fine.
00:34:51 >> Okay, I'm just saying, I know he's your guy and all, but we're not paying if he's unreasonable.
00:34:56 >> Come on, it'll be reasonable. Just don't jilt him. He's going to end up hiring me to sue you both.
00:35:02 I'm kidding. I only do divorces. Let me know how it goes.
00:35:08 >> Okay.
00:35:10 [Sighs]
00:35:13 [♪♪♪]
00:35:40 >> Are you sure you don't want half of this?
00:35:42 Claire makes the best corned beef sandwiches.
00:35:47 >> Hey, you trust her, right?
00:35:55 >> Mel? She knows what she's talking about. She's a character, though.
00:36:00 >> Hey, you never guessed how I met her.
00:36:03 >> Well, guess. I don't fucking know. On a cruise?
00:36:09 >> At the BDSM club.
00:36:11 >> You mean like whips and people having sex all tied up?
00:36:16 >> No, no, no, no, no. They were not having sex. It's just the theme of the club, you know? Like custom dancing.
00:36:22 There were some people having sex there, too.
00:36:27 >> She's into that, huh?
00:36:28 >> Yeah, I know. Yeah.
00:36:31 >> What were you doing there?
00:36:34 >> Claire, I told you. A completely different woman.
00:36:38 >> What happened? I mean, you said she's like a witch or something?
00:36:41 >> Well, I think deep down inside, there's magic in all of us, you know? Maybe we are like witches to some extent.
00:36:48 But you know what I think? I think that you and Lisa just need something new in your relationship.
00:36:55 You ever talk about having kids?
00:36:58 >> We've had the kids talk already.
00:37:01 >> Okay, well, if you're not having kids, then you should spice things up in the bedroom, you know?
00:37:07 Here.
00:37:09 This is the place. I promise you, it's fucking fantastic.
00:37:17 >> I don't know. Lisa's not like that.
00:37:20 >> Like what? Into sex? You're always telling me she's the smart one.
00:37:24 >> So?
00:37:26 >> So it's very well documented that the more intelligent the person is, the more pervert they are.
00:37:31 Ha, yeah. Bill Gates? The biggest pervert. I know it.
00:37:37 >> What?
00:37:39 >> I mean, just look at Japan. One of the most advanced nations in the world.
00:37:44 So far ahead of the United States in terms of technology and societal efficiency.
00:37:50 Have you seen a Japanese porn?
00:37:55 >> I mean, I've...
00:37:57 >> It's crazy! Things you'll never dream of!
00:38:01 Oh my God, okay. They have one when they have these scientists there, right?
00:38:08 And he builds this device to stop time.
00:38:13 So he can use it at a superhero yoga class.
00:38:20 Oh my God! Are you kidding me? Superhero yoga class?
00:38:29 Oh my God! Americans have no imagination in comparison.
00:38:36 For you guys, it's all like penis and vagina, penis and vagina.
00:38:40 I mean, I can't even get a heart on seeing a vagina anymore.
00:38:44 For me, it's just like looking at someone's armpit.
00:38:48 [Phone ringing]
00:38:52 >> Hello?
00:38:54 >> I have Chuck E. Cheese's on the line.
00:38:57 >> Huh?
00:38:59 >> That Kentucky guy that called earlier.
00:39:01 >> Ah! Is he really from Kentucky?
00:39:05 >> I don't know.
00:39:07 >> Yes, put him through!
00:39:08 >> Hey, Dom and Jorge?
00:39:10 >> Charlie, did you find her?
00:39:11 >> Based on the photos you sent me, I'm 95% sure that I'm eyeballing her right now.
00:39:17 >> Okay, so she definitely wasn't lying about the flight?
00:39:19 >> Yeah, she's sitting next to a guy in a suit right now.
00:39:22 [Music]
00:39:25 >> Is he Hispanic?
00:39:26 >> Not sure. Could be Chicano, but I ain't racist so I can't really say.
00:39:29 >> Send us a picture!
00:39:31 [Music]
00:39:53 [Music]
00:39:55 [Music]
00:40:12 [Phone ringing]
00:40:19 >> So to hell, this is Kat.
00:40:21 >> I swear to God, Andrew, it's over.
00:40:24 I hope this brush fire moves in your direction and burns down only your house with you inside.
00:40:28 >> Afternoon, miss.
00:40:36 >> Are you here on a real official police business or is this just an excuse to see me?
00:40:44 >> Real police business. But, um, when are you going to let me take you out?
00:40:49 >> When are you going to let me take you out?
00:40:50 >> How tall are you?
00:40:55 [Screaming]
00:40:57 >> Hold on one second, hold on one second. Are you sure this is him?
00:41:01 >> I don't care! Get on the fucking plane, Charlie!
00:41:04 >> Okay, listen.
00:41:06 >> One sec. Yes?
00:41:08 >> Sorry to interrupt. The police just came by to tell us they're doing voluntary evacuations in this area.
00:41:13 >> Nah, that's just for old people. Tell us if it becomes mandatory.
00:41:16 >> Okay, will do.
00:41:19 >> Have you been drinking water?
00:41:20 >> Alright, Charlie. So, walk us through what to expect here.
00:41:31 >> You said you had a plan for this exact scenario?
00:41:33 >> Yeah, listen. I don't have a lot of time to get a ticket for this flight.
00:41:36 >> Call Melanie and tell her we're doing hooligarification.
00:41:39 >> What?
00:41:41 >> Hooligarification on a plane! She'll explain everything.
00:41:45 >> I'm not going to do that. And if everything goes to plan, this whole thing will be in the bag once we land in San Francisco.
00:41:50 >> What's Melanie's number?
00:41:53 >> Hooliguar?
00:41:55 >> Jorge, what's her number?
00:41:57 >> I'll dial it.
00:41:59 >> Calm down.
00:42:01 >> You have reached Melanie Rudoy. Leave a message or I will never ever return your call.
00:42:13 >> It's Dom from Jorge's office. Hooligarification.
00:42:18 >> On a plane.
00:42:20 >> On a plane.
00:42:22 >> God damn it!
00:42:24 >> Dom, as your only friend...
00:42:26 >> I trusted her! She was the one pushing for this deal, you know?
00:42:29 That's why I let her take a lead in this whole affair and now she's having an affair!
00:42:33 >> Relax! You're her Charlie.
00:42:36 >> Here Melanie has a hooligarification plan that's going to make things right.
00:42:39 >> You just have to be patient.
00:42:42 >> Here, here. Have some of my sandwich. It has bicarbonate.
00:42:45 >> No Jorge! I'm tired of your unbridled optimism that everything's going to be okay. Bullshit! Everything's not going to be okay!
00:42:51 >> Well, keep yelling at me because it's going to solve everything.
00:42:54 >> My God. Look what she's doing to me. My heart's beating out of my chest. It hurts. I think I'm having a heart attack.
00:43:03 >> That's just the operas.
00:43:05 >> What? You said it wasn't the pills?
00:43:09 >> It's not pills. I mean...
00:43:12 >> No mames! Hijo de su pinche madre! Look at all that smoke in the distance.
00:43:17 >> We're probably breathing it and we don't even know it.
00:43:21 >> Why isn't she calling back?
00:43:23 >> Hey, relax. It's been only two minutes. You act like we've been waiting forever.
00:43:28 >> No. There's no such thing as forever.
00:43:32 >> Wait! That window doesn't open! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:43:38 >> I'm going to smash it! I'm smashing through it!
00:43:39 >> Don't do that! Don't do that!
00:43:41 >> You said it yourself, Jorge! I have a choice in all this! And if I'm going to lose everything, it'll be on my turn!
00:43:45 >> No, you have to live!
00:43:47 >> There's nothing to live for!
00:43:49 >> Yes, you have to live for a chance to fight for what you love!
00:43:51 I mean, if you really love Lisa, you're not going to give up on her no matter what.
00:43:55 Also, you promised me you would get me a good deal at the Raleigh's house for a long time now.
00:44:00 Are you really going to jump out of that window and break that promise after everything I've done for you?
00:44:05 [Drumming]
00:44:13 >> You know what? Let me show you something.
00:44:16 I wasn't going to tell anybody about this, but I think this is the only thing that's going to distress you right now.
00:44:35 Now, I've got to tell you. It might seem scary at first, and I don't really know how it works.
00:44:43 But this is sort of like hallucinogenic smoke or something.
00:44:48 But I've done it a bunch of times with Claire, and it's completely safe.
00:44:52 So, don't freak out. Okay?
00:44:58 [Sizzling]
00:45:07 [Drumming]
00:45:17 [Groaning]
00:45:24 [Groaning]
00:45:29 Don't worry. It's completely safe.
00:45:34 That's what he thinks.
00:45:37 [Screaming]
00:45:41 Don't act like you don't want it.
00:45:51 This little guy never lies.
00:45:54 [Laughing]
00:45:58 [Groaning]
00:46:03 [Music]
00:46:08 [Music]
00:46:13 [Music]
00:46:19 [Music]
00:46:25 [Music]
00:46:31 [Music]
00:46:37 [Music]
00:46:42 [Music]
00:46:48 [Music]
00:46:54 [Music]
00:47:00 [Music]
00:47:06 [Music]
00:47:11 What the fuck?
00:47:16 [Screaming]
00:47:20 [Panting]
00:47:26 [Slamming]
00:47:33 [Panting]
00:47:36 [Panting]
00:47:40 [Screaming]
00:47:44 [Indistinct talking]
00:47:47 You have to leave right now.
00:47:50 You're not leaving. Go, okay?
00:47:53 Why are you even here? I said I don't want to talk to you anymore.
00:47:57 Can you just go?
00:47:59 Yeah. Go away.
00:48:02 I just want to talk.
00:48:03 No, Andrew, leave before I call the cops.
00:48:05 I just want to talk.
00:48:07 Hey, they asked you to leave, man.
00:48:09 Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go.
00:48:11 Why can't we just talk?
00:48:13 You have to leave right now.
00:48:15 Hey! Hey!
00:48:17 Asshole! You want to get arrested?
00:48:19 Yeah, Circus, asshole!
00:48:21 Fine. I'm going.
00:48:27 Hey!
00:48:31 [Screaming]
00:48:33 [Screaming]
00:48:36 [Screaming]
00:48:39 [Screaming]
00:48:42 God!
00:48:44 [Screaming]
00:48:46 [Grunting]
00:48:50 You son of a bitch!
00:48:53 [Footsteps]
00:48:56 [Indistinct talking]
00:49:00 [Footsteps]
00:49:02 Hey, are you okay?
00:49:06 Yeah, thanks.
00:49:08 Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.
00:49:11 So that was the ex-boyfriend.
00:49:13 Strong emphasis on the ex.
00:49:16 What happened to you?
00:49:18 Oh, I spilled some...
00:49:21 Jorge had this antique, whatever it was.
00:49:24 I had some...
00:49:26 I have an extra shirt if you want.
00:49:29 I'm not going to his place tonight.
00:49:30 No, that's okay.
00:49:32 No, it's fine. It's just a pajama shirt, so it's oversized.
00:49:34 It should fit.
00:49:36 You can just give it back whenever.
00:49:39 Thanks.
00:49:49 Jorge, I'm so sorry.
00:49:57 I never thought he'd show up like that.
00:49:59 I swear I'm going to file a restraining order on him.
00:50:01 Yeah, don't worry about it, okay?
00:50:03 Hey, listen.
00:50:05 [Heartbeat]
00:50:08 Orange chicken and add whatever you want there.
00:50:18 Hey, don't forget to lock the front door in case that
00:50:21 pinche hijo de su puta madre comes back.
00:50:23 Got it.
00:50:26 Any special requests?
00:50:28 For food?
00:50:30 Oh, not a picky eater.
00:50:32 Okay, cool.
00:50:34 By the way, I'm going out to drinks with my friend tonight.
00:50:38 You two should meet.
00:50:40 I have a sixth sense about that stuff.
00:50:42 I mean, it's not like you can go home anyway.
00:50:44 The highway will probably still be closed.
00:50:46 Well, you have a point there.
00:50:49 I guess I don't have a reason not to.
00:50:51 Great. I'll see you later then.
00:50:54 [Footsteps]
00:50:56 You need to tell me what the fuck that thing is
00:51:10 and what just happened because--
00:51:12 I know, I know.
00:51:14 It's scary at first, but trust me,
00:51:16 it's the best stress reliever.
00:51:18 How the fuck is that a stress reliever?
00:51:20 Oh, you're telling me it didn't get you home?
00:51:22 No, it didn't get me off, you sick fuck.
00:51:23 Wow.
00:51:25 How you stopping from jumping out of that window?
00:51:27 Oh, I'm sorry you had a bad trip.
00:51:29 That wasn't a trip, Jorge.
00:51:31 That was some demonic shit.
00:51:33 Look at my goddamn neck.
00:51:35 Those are tension marks.
00:51:37 I'm not tense. I was fucking choked.
00:51:39 Where'd you get that?
00:51:41 Did Claire give it to you? Did she?
00:51:43 So what?
00:51:45 So you said she does witchcraft.
00:51:47 That makes her a fucking witch.
00:51:49 Does she worship the devil too?
00:51:51 Because you're under a lot of stress.
00:51:52 But I draw a line here and insulted my wife.
00:51:55 If that's what you're going to be doing,
00:51:57 then you can be a fucking asshole, asshole.
00:52:00 No, we gotta destroy this.
00:52:05 Get off me, you fucking crazy bastard.
00:52:07 Get off!
00:52:09 Get off!
00:52:11 [phone ringing]
00:52:13 Get off me!
00:52:15 Pick up the goddamn phone,
00:52:17 if I'm being mad at you.
00:52:20 You pick it up, it's your phone.
00:52:21 You idiot!
00:52:24 You're going to miss out on that hooligan bang.
00:52:26 [phone ringing]
00:52:32 Shit, it's Francis.
00:52:40 Hello? Are you at my place?
00:52:42 Don't use your phone.
00:52:44 Fuck, let me call you right back.
00:52:47 [phone ringing]
00:52:48 Why aren't you using your cell?
00:52:50 It's, uh, I'll tell you later,
00:52:52 but the house key...
00:52:54 Yeah, I know, I'm already inside.
00:52:56 Some advice though, yeah,
00:52:58 if you keep your spare key under a fake stone,
00:53:00 maybe put some real stones around it?
00:53:02 Right, okay, look, the documents are in my laundry basket.
00:53:04 You'll see it, it's right by the bed.
00:53:06 You meant on top or in the basket?
00:53:09 Like in...
00:53:11 underneath the clothes.
00:53:13 Oh, gross.
00:53:15 Should I even ask at this point?
00:53:16 It's kind of complicated right now.
00:53:18 Anyway, uh, the envelope's in my desk.
00:53:20 Uh, address's on the header of the document.
00:53:22 Perth, London.
00:53:24 Right, okay, I'll go and mail this now.
00:53:26 You want the fastest service they have, right?
00:53:28 Yeah, but here's the thing, uh,
00:53:30 I kind of need you to wait for a bit
00:53:32 until I call you to mail it
00:53:34 because I'm waiting on a call.
00:53:36 Well, how long is that?
00:53:38 Like...
00:53:40 maybe an hour?
00:53:42 An hour?
00:53:44 45 minutes.
00:53:45 Ugh, you want me to sit here on my arse
00:53:47 for 45 minutes waiting for a phone call?
00:53:49 Are you taking a piss?
00:53:51 I know, I know it sounds,
00:53:53 but look, order some food, order a movie,
00:53:55 do whatever you want there, it's on me.
00:53:57 Oh, yeah, whatever I want.
00:53:59 Well, I'll swipe someone on Tinder
00:54:01 and bugger a guy in your bed then, eh?
00:54:03 I would rather you didn't,
00:54:05 but if that's what you want...
00:54:07 Fucking hell, Dom, this is mental, you know that?
00:54:09 I know, but if there were a time
00:54:12 when I desperately needed to use my family card,
00:54:13 it's now, so please
00:54:15 do not mail it until I call you to.
00:54:17 All right, then.
00:54:20 Call me.
00:54:22 Thank you.
00:54:24 Give me some of that.
00:54:32 I always wanted to ask,
00:54:41 why the hell do you call your office
00:54:42 Soto Health Accounting Clinic?
00:54:44 Makes no sense.
00:54:46 For the search results, of course.
00:54:48 I am the number one
00:54:50 Soto business search result for this area.
00:54:52 And you know why?
00:54:54 Because health clinic
00:54:57 is such a popular search term,
00:54:59 so everybody's clicking on my website.
00:55:01 (laughing)
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00:55:39 What the fuck?
00:55:44 Dom.
00:55:46 Dom!
00:55:48 Dom, I got your message.
00:55:50 What did Charlie tell you exactly?
00:55:52 He didn't tell us anything.
00:55:54 What the hell is a hula galifinakis?
00:55:56 Well, hula galification was a battle plan
00:55:58 Charlie and I used back in the day
00:56:01 to get the best deal in a divorce
00:56:02 by having Charlie stake out on a trip
00:56:04 to record a cheating spouse with their lover
00:56:06 and then serving the divorce papers
00:56:08 right on the trip
00:56:10 before they had any chance to cover it up
00:56:12 like on a cruise, a plane, or an airport.
00:56:14 Things like that.
00:56:16 Don't ask me about the name.
00:56:18 Charlie came up with it.
00:56:20 Okay, so Charlie gets all the evidence on the plane
00:56:22 and serves the papers at the airport.
00:56:24 Then that gives me more say
00:56:26 in what happens to the company, right?
00:56:28 Well, no, because this plan doesn't work anymore.
00:56:30 It doesn't work?
00:56:31 You said it didn't before.
00:56:33 Yes, but that was a long time ago.
00:56:35 I don't think Charlie realizes
00:56:37 how much laws have changed since he retired.
00:56:39 Now it's all no fault divorce
00:56:41 which means infidelity really has no impact
00:56:43 in divorce proceedings
00:56:45 unless you specifically sign
00:56:47 the prenuptial agreement with an infidelity clause.
00:56:49 Do you have a prenup?
00:56:51 No, but...
00:56:53 Can he sue them or something?
00:56:55 I mean, if one of their partners is cheating with Lisa
00:56:57 and she's been pushing to sell the company to them
00:56:59 isn't that like illegal conspiracy or something?
00:57:01 More like just bad fucking luck, unfortunately.
00:57:04 Look, if she hasn't closed the deal yet
00:57:07 and you want to cancel, then don't sign anything.
00:57:10 The bottom line is
00:57:12 Charlie can come back with the sex tape
00:57:14 and she will still take half of everything.
00:57:16 Oh.
00:57:18 I know that might be difficult to hear, Tom,
00:57:20 but at least when Charlie lands
00:57:22 you will know if Lisa is cheating or not cheating on you.
00:57:25 Simple.
00:57:28 But best of luck to you
00:57:29 and let me know if you end up filing for divorce.
00:57:31 I will give you a good rate.
00:57:33 Jorge, I'll see you at the club, huh?
00:57:35 Maybe bring Dom.
00:57:37 I'm sure some soft corn will help him forget about Lisa.
00:57:40 (laughs)
00:57:41 (laughs)
00:57:43 (sighs)
00:57:45 (sighs)
00:57:46 (soft music)
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00:57:53 (soft music)
00:57:59 (singing in foreign language)
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00:58:21 And you're probably thinking so bad thoughts right now,
00:58:24 but before you do anything, just let me say that
00:58:26 we don't know if she really is cheating
00:58:28 until the plane lands.
00:58:30 And we hear from Charlie.
00:58:32 So right now it's a kind of a premature lamentation.
00:58:38 (sobbing)
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00:58:51 (sobbing)
00:58:53 Okay, and you know what?
00:58:55 Even if she's cheating, which I still think she's not,
00:58:57 but she is, there's plenty of fish in the water, right?
00:59:01 What about that girl you met on the online game,
00:59:03 Cosmo, Cosmic?
00:59:06 And you know what, also Cassie can help you out too.
00:59:08 Oh, she loves to set people up,
00:59:10 and she has a lot of very young and beautiful friends.
00:59:13 Come on, Dom.
00:59:15 (knocking)
00:59:17 Hey, buddy, listen, you cannot be harming yourself.
00:59:22 I mean, at the end of the day,
00:59:24 we're all just animals trying to get our fix.
00:59:26 That's all love is,
00:59:28 chemicals swirling in our heads.
00:59:31 And who knows what's going to happen to us
00:59:35 if we don't do something about it?
00:59:36 And who knows, maybe Lisa,
00:59:38 she has some chemical imbalance right now,
00:59:41 and you cannot control that.
00:59:43 But you know what?
00:59:45 You know how we can fight
00:59:47 those bad chemicals in your head right now?
00:59:50 (laughing)
00:59:52 Watch.
01:00:04 Oh, morphine pills!
01:00:05 Oh, this will cheer you right up.
01:00:07 You don't need love.
01:00:09 Oh my God, oh my God.
01:00:11 And these, oh, you know what these are?
01:00:15 Oh my God.
01:00:27 Hey, Dom, you know what these are?
01:00:29 I got it from my nephew.
01:00:32 It's like some kind of special Mexican LSD.
01:00:36 If you take these, you cannot be sad.
01:00:39 You maybe be a little scared,
01:00:41 if you know the right mindset,
01:00:43 but definitely not sad, okay?
01:00:45 You know what these kids are calling it in the streets?
01:00:49 (laughing)
01:00:51 Oh my God, they call it panocha de angel.
01:00:54 (laughing)
01:00:56 Here, here, here, watch.
01:01:01 (laughing)
01:01:02 - Anoche de angel, angel pussy.
01:01:05 (laughing)
01:01:07 - Jorge, thanks for everything.
01:01:13 You've been a good friend.
01:01:15 I'm going home.
01:01:17 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you cannot go home.
01:01:18 The highway's still closed, still fire.
01:01:20 - I'll go around it.
01:01:22 - No, it's gonna take you forever, maybe hours.
01:01:24 - Hey, why don't you stay at my place?
01:01:27 I'm sure Claire would love to have you over.
01:01:30 - No, you've done enough already.
01:01:31 - Okay, hey, listen.
01:01:33 That's not good to be alone in this type of situation.
01:01:35 - I'm not alone.
01:01:37 My cousin's at my house.
01:01:39 If you're worried about me trying to off myself,
01:01:41 I'm pretty sure she tried to stop me.
01:01:43 - Okay, okay, okay, let's get your jacket.
01:01:45 You know how these fires make it really windy outside.
01:01:47 - I didn't bring a jacket.
01:01:49 - See, that's why you cannot go home.
01:01:51 You cannot even remember what you were wearing
01:01:53 when you came in here.
01:01:55 You left it in the couch in my office.
01:01:58 (door slams)
01:01:59 Hey, I don't see a--
01:02:02 - Swallow this.
01:02:04 Swallow it, Dominic.
01:02:06 I'm trying to save your life.
01:02:08 Swallow the panacea, the alcohol.
01:02:10 It's gonna help you out.
01:02:12 Listen to me.
01:02:14 I'm doing this to save your life.
01:02:16 (coughing)
01:02:18 - I'm breaking up.
01:02:20 (coughing)
01:02:22 - You're a fucking drug addict.
01:02:24 - I'm not a drug addict.
01:02:26 - You're a fucking drug addict, Jorge.
01:02:27 You know that?
01:02:29 You're a fucking drug addict.
01:02:31 - I'm doing this to save you, Dominic.
01:02:33 - You are a fucking drug addict.
01:02:36 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:40 Don't break that.
01:02:42 Don't break that.
01:02:44 Fuck!
01:02:46 - Claire's gonna kill me.
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01:06:24 There you are.
01:06:32 Am I made of this or what?
01:06:34 Not yet. Still waiting to hear back from someone.
01:06:36 Alright, whatever.
01:06:38 I ended up watching Battlefield Earth and now I want to finish it.
01:06:41 Why do you have this on Blu-Ray anyway?
01:06:43 Uh, it's Lisa's, not mine.
01:06:46 Really? She likes these kind of movies?
01:06:48 Hey, can you check something for me?
01:06:51 In the bathroom next to my bedroom?
01:06:54 Alright, one sec.
01:06:57 I'm here, what is it?
01:07:00 Checking the cabinet behind the door.
01:07:02 There should be like a small wicker basket thing there.
01:07:05 Okay. There's pills in here.
01:07:08 Are there any...
01:07:16 birth control pills in there?
01:07:18 Uh, no. It's just...
01:07:21 Motri and I being some Advil.
01:07:24 Okay, thanks.
01:07:29 Are you alright?
01:07:31 Yeah.
01:07:33 I'm just tired, you know.
01:07:36 With everything.
01:07:37 What is everything Dom?
01:07:39 You know you can talk to me right?
01:07:42 Are you and Lisa okay?
01:07:43 Okay, I'm just going to let you finish your movie.
01:07:46 Call you back in a few.
01:07:49 Dom, wait.
01:07:50 Dom.
01:07:52 She was supposed to go off the pill this month.
01:08:05 After we sold the company.
01:08:11 We were going to work less hours.
01:08:13 Start a family.
01:08:15 Maybe she threw over the pills.
01:08:21 Since, you know, it was time.
01:08:25 Is that what you really believe?
01:08:29 Yes.
01:08:33 Yes, I want to forget.
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01:09:15 Lisa!
01:09:29 Lisa!
01:09:31 Lisa!
01:09:32 Lisa.
01:09:33 Lisa.
01:09:35 Let her go.
01:09:40 I am your Lisa now.
01:09:46 [Evil laughter]
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01:10:26 I can't. I don't want to do this anymore.
01:10:46 Stop fighting me.
01:10:48 This is what you want.
01:10:52 No.
01:10:53 I remember the coffee.
01:10:55 Even if it was at the end of the room in a meeting.
01:10:57 And we had the fight the night before.
01:10:59 Lisa always gave me my coffee first before anyone else.
01:11:03 And I've been treated like a co-worker.
01:11:05 Lisa is cheating on you.
01:11:08 You saw the look she gave him.
01:11:13 No amount of coffee is going to change that.
01:11:20 I don't care.
01:11:22 She still gave me my coffee before him.
01:11:25 That means she still chooses to put me first.
01:11:29 Or his, right?
01:11:32 I have to focus on the right details.
01:11:35 I have a choice.
01:11:38 I'm going to start over and make sure I'm going to put Lisa first.
01:11:42 No matter what.
01:11:45 Oh Lisa, Lisa, Lisa...
01:11:48 How boring.
01:11:56 [sobbing]
01:11:59 [sobbing]
01:12:01 [sobbing]
01:12:28 [phone ringing]
01:12:31 Hello! You know who this is! Stay late!
01:12:34 Shit, I got it wrong.
01:12:35 Charlie, it's Dom.
01:12:39 I changed my mind.
01:12:41 I don't want to know anything you found out on the plane.
01:12:44 You hear me?
01:12:46 Don't call me back.
01:12:48 Just send my bill to Jorge's office.
01:12:51 [phone beeps]
01:12:55 [sniffles]
01:12:56 [phone ringing]
01:13:03 You know what? I'm ashamed to admit, but I kind of like this movie.
01:13:09 Hey, you can go ahead and mail the papers now.
01:13:13 Okay.
01:13:15 Are you crying?
01:13:17 [sniffles]
01:13:18 No.
01:13:23 [phone beeps]
01:13:24 [phone ringing]
01:13:34 You've reached Lisa. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:13:38 [phone beeps]
01:13:39 Hey. It's me.
01:13:43 I mailed the papers and...
01:13:48 I just wanted to thank you for doing this treatment.
01:13:53 If it wasn't for the plane, you know, I would...
01:13:58 I love you, Lisa.
01:14:02 I'm sorry I haven't said this in a long time.
01:14:07 I'm sorry I've been taking you for granted.
01:14:17 But I want you to know I love you so much.
01:14:20 I want to have a family with you.
01:14:26 And let you tie me up and do whatever you wanted to do to me.
01:14:32 Because I love you so much.
01:14:34 And when you come back, I'll make sure you never forget it.
01:14:42 [sobbing]
01:14:44 Well...
01:14:51 That's all.
01:14:53 Bye.
01:14:57 [phone beeps]
01:15:01 [sobbing]
01:15:06 [sobbing]
01:15:08 Jorge! Jorge! Hey! Wake up!
01:15:29 Chinese food's here!
01:15:34 Call 911!
01:15:35 They're pretty sure he's just severely dehydrated.
01:15:55 Just needs some fluids, but they're going to take him to the emergency room just in case.
01:15:59 I called Claire and told her she's going to head over to the hospital right now.
01:16:03 That's good. Thanks for doing that.
01:16:05 Hey, if you can keep all of this...
01:16:16 Don't even worry about it.
01:16:18 When that door closes, I won't even ask how you got those marks on your neck.
01:16:24 Jorge may have given me some substance.
01:16:29 I know. That's why I don't ask.
01:16:33 Just make sure Jorge takes it easy, okay?
01:16:36 I'm not planning on leaving this office any time soon.
01:16:39 Noted.
01:16:40 Let me run to the bathroom and I'll lock up?
01:16:43 [car horn honks]
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01:17:23 You have one new voice message.
01:17:39 Dom, I have some bad news.
01:17:41 The Rowley house burned down.
01:17:43 I'm headed out for the day. Just thought you should know. Bye.
01:17:45 Oh, shit.
01:17:47 Hey.
01:17:50 I think I'll have to skip out on the drinks with your friend for tonight.
01:17:53 What? Don't say you have to go home.
01:17:56 The highways are still closed. I checked.
01:17:58 No.
01:17:59 I think I should go check on Jorge at the hospital.
01:18:02 He invited me to stay over at his place tonight, so...
01:18:05 This is the least I can do as a friend.
01:18:07 Ugh. I guess that's an acceptable excuse.
01:18:11 Well, let me give you my number.
01:18:14 Just in case.
01:18:19 Thanks.
01:18:20 Cheer up, Dom.
01:18:25 There's always a reason to smile.
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