Reacting to my Wife's Memes

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00:00 BAM!
00:01 You ever have one of those? I had something else planned for you guys today, but here we are looking at memes
00:07 That's just how it goes sometimes
00:10 Marzia came in clutch and saved me and was like "I'll send you some memes to look at"
00:14 So that's what we're doing today, and maybe in the future I can make this other video work, but for now
00:20 Marzia memes!
00:22 Let's check out what she sent us. When you forget to say something in English
00:25 But you also forget how to say it in your first language, so now you're bilingual
00:30 I guess yeah, both me and Marzia really struggle with this, but I can't even imagine how it's gonna be for Björn
00:39 In Sweden we call it swingle-ish and it happens all the time, and it's so goddamn annoying. One time
00:46 I tried to say in Swedish we call umbrella
00:49 Paraply, but I forgot for some reason and I just like Americanized it
00:54 So I was like do you have a paraply? And they're like what the fuck?
00:57 No a paraply it sounds good to me. It's like no it's a paraply
01:02 You don't know what the paraply is the thing that helps for water splish splash paraply. Moving on. Should I cry now?
01:22 I knew exactly where that was going
01:25 She's watching gotta act like a baby
01:28 Obviously like babies that move all over the place or sporadic
01:33 They're gonna bump sometimes and there's me and Marzia are desperately trying to not like make it a thing, right?
01:41 You don't want to teach the baby that to cry as soon as something happens
01:44 But it's so funny because we're also both brazing ourself any time to be like what's gonna happen
01:51 Anything could happen
01:53 Clearly even the baby
01:55 I guess just babies really make me laugh now. I can't believe it. That's a good meme Marzia. Well done
02:05 See this is already better than what I had planned. Girls after buying a
02:09 $2,000 PC that has the power of a space station. I think I actually am the one that sent this one to Marzia
02:17 *laughs*
02:19 This is the best purchase I've ever made
02:21 *laughs*
02:23 Yeah, Marzia is always mad I got her the Steam Deck right and she's like cool can I play Sims on it I'm like
02:30 No, actually it will probably suck. Girls are simple
02:34 They just want to play Sims, but they also don't want to play Sims. They just want to create characters in Sims
02:40 That's what I've learned
02:42 Alright, the next owners are gonna be so confused
02:46 2005-2010 it's shrinking
02:48 *laughs*
02:50 No
02:52 No
02:54 No
02:56 *laughs*
02:58 *laughs*
03:00 She was kind to herself
03:02 Because I think they're lower than that. This has to be a mom meme. Don't laugh. There's a guy version of that
03:07 No
03:09 Wait, what are we talking about specifically?
03:12 Oh god
03:14 Oh god
03:16 Oh god
03:18 I'm sorry, liked by Zuck?
03:20 Zuck himself liked this meme?
03:22 What the fuck?
03:24 *laughs*
03:26 That's so random. Have you guys seen Zuck is sexy now?
03:28 Alright, big day here
03:30 We are releasing the new version of Meta AI
03:32 I can't believe I googled Zuck is sexy but here he is
03:36 *laughs*
03:38 2024 new surprises every day
03:40 Alright, get this
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03:44 You follow PewDiePie even though I don't use Twitter
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03:56 I got your IP
03:58 You done, you done so
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05:11 this video baby just forgot how he did it the first time come on it's so cute
05:35 anytime Bjergsen eases he is so happy he's like I think his mindset taught him
05:43 I don't know why it's very cute beams just make me happy man what can I say
05:47 sometimes I think but then I forget I didn't know my service on the shit
05:52 posting mean pages what the fuck is this making direct eye contact with the cabin
05:57 crew doing safety this is my this is
06:09 cabin crews bed I do it because lots of people are not paying attention I feel
06:20 guilty for the cabin crew they don't give a shit right can we get a
06:24 confirmation by the flight attendant do the you give a shit I would prefer if
06:28 people didn't watch if I had to do the whole beep as a cabin crew person we
06:36 appreciate that especially when most of them no one is paid attention why would
06:40 you care fuck that nah why would you care if we crash we're all gonna die it
06:47 doesn't matter it's a weird charade when he says he's had a good day but how
06:55 could it be good day but maybe that's right no it's good day because I'm
07:11 finally home that's why it's literally a good day if I had a good bouldering
07:15 session that's and hey it could have been a great day if you were with me
07:20 cute though weird things all 90s kid did when they were born the first one
07:25 absolutely and I always regret it right no I'd never did that what the fuck this
07:32 one absolutely yes another one you always regret cuz it completely fucks
07:39 the pen up yes no we never had those I did that but the guy version okay I even
07:49 still indulge you know yeah yes but I did over my mouth and pretend that I
07:58 was Bane even before Bane was a thing
08:03 what is this no I don't think I did that no I didn't I'm not a paramaniac I did
08:11 not do that jump the last steps yeah
08:16 wait there's more
08:22 no oh yes of course gotta have a little sippy
08:30 weird 90s kids I'm sure this can't just be a 90s kid thing what would be the
08:35 current equivalent me using my six phones at the same time that's so weird
08:40 no social media yet there were still trends and everyone across the country
08:44 followed just what that's kind of weird when you think about it it's kind of
08:48 like those those weird lies like how if you swallow chewing gum it will stain
08:52 your stomach for seven years like we all heard it but there was no social media
08:56 how the fuck did everyone know that and why the fuck did everyone believe it
09:01 that's so stupid I never believed the gum thing
09:04 now I did believe the crossing I think no but feeling cute might shit up my
09:11 back later every goddamn time they don't tell you they don't tell you they'd say
09:20 hey get a kid it'll be fun they don't tell you they shit up their back every
09:25 goddamn time can't you just poop like normal why do you have to make it go
09:29 everywhere mean might say even have a song shit up my back I shit up my back I shit up my back shit up my back I shit up my back every day at least one spirit and sings it for us yo what's your best pickup line oh what your best pickup line
09:45 I'll never be that cool I'll never be the walking away I feel like a lot of
10:13 these like Oh random person on the street like I'm feeling 90% of shorts
10:17 are just fake but that one felt real and I think that's what made it funny I
10:20 believe it one of these people is regarded as one of the most attractive
10:23 in the world and the other one is the least but for one brief shining moment
10:27 they looked exactly alike that's Steve Buscemi and I forgot her name
10:31 Angelina Jolie that's right okay me and Marcia have this thing where she thinks
10:36 like really handsome people are Superman you know the guy from bear James Allen
10:42 beautiful man gorgeous she's like no he's he's men I'm like but what am I
10:48 then if he's not beautiful what am I and then she goes I like I like Steve
10:53 Buscemi I'm like what the fuck do you see in me then am I here ah do I look
11:00 like Steve Buscemi hot days like this is perfect for a refreshing Italian
11:04 bubble tea oh my god mmm I want to die thank you inside any dog owner can relate
11:18 to this like but you know what I mean you know what I mean you come here
11:23 he's fucking freeze up and look that's pretty good
11:29 but once I got taste man I got saved my wife got taste my wife wondering where
11:35 she got a bruise on my elbow I don't even know where it came from
11:41 isn't that weird yeah my she always has bruises and she's also extremely clumsy
11:54 so that makes sense so the thing maybe women bruising see I don't know my
11:59 subtitles I can't hear without my subtitles yes how is he gonna eat and
12:05 watch at the same time I remember like in UK when I put on
12:09 subtitles for some British friends they were like oh that's so funny like what
12:14 the fuck we were talking over the whole movie how am I supposed I'm glad
12:18 subtitles is getting normalized we need always subtitles I guess there was a
12:22 time where you actually have to listen baby pretends dad nail-clipping her
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