• 7 months ago
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00:00 *knock knock knock*
00:02 *door opens*
00:03 Oh, hey Aaron! What's up?
00:04 Oh, you know, I just made this new diamond pickaxe.
00:07 You wanna go mine?
00:08 Sure! Let me-
00:09 *clang*
00:10 Hey!
00:10 Huh?
00:11 Don't, Aph! It's a trap!
00:12 Hang on, if you're Aaron then who is-
00:14 Oh, I'm not too late.
00:15 Ah, Aph! It's me!
00:17 Hey Aph, I'm gonna check out this cool cave I found!
00:21 I'm the real bait!
00:22 Listen, it looks like a fake stupid!
00:24 Wait!
00:25 I know how to figure this out!
00:27 *laughs*
00:29 Alright, now we're gonna find out which Aaron is lying.
00:33 Oh, hey Aph!
00:34 Uh, sure about that, Aph?
00:35 Hey, uh-
00:35 Ah, all using a voice changer!
00:37 Now you all sound like Aaron, huh?
00:38 But you don't sound like me at all!
00:39 No, no, definitely not!
00:40 Yeah, the speakers don't sound anything like me!
00:42 Alright, alright, enough playtime.
00:43 We're gonna find out which one of you is Aaron, right?
00:45 And which one is Aaron wrong?
00:46 *knock knock knock*
00:47 I got the puns all right!
00:48 That was pretty bad.
00:49 That was the worst.
00:50 Fine, fine! I thought one of you would like it and that would weed out the options.
00:54 Alright, let's ask some questions only the real Aaron would know.
00:56 Why did the real Aaron make me in Minecraft first?
00:58 A crafting table?
00:59 Hey, don't copy me!
01:00 Hmm...
01:01 Okay, that is easy.
01:03 But...
01:04 What is your favorite thing about me?
01:06 You.
01:06 Oh, you're really smart!
01:07 Hmm...
01:08 Flattery will get you everywhere.
01:10 What is your favorite thing about me?
01:11 Your- your head?
01:12 It's just so perfectly square.
01:13 Hmm...
01:14 It's such a w- whatever.
01:16 Uh, you always have the best stuff, doc.
01:18 Aww, I don't know if Aaron would like me for that.
01:20 What about you?
01:21 Gosh, I like that you're tough, but you don't like anyone else pushing you around.
01:24 Alright, all good answers.
01:26 Except for maybe the one about the head.
01:28 Although my head is perfect, I get it.
01:29 I absolutely appreciate the flattery.
01:31 But let me think...
01:33 Before I can make my final decision, I actually want to see you guys in action.
01:35 So let's use this event button to take us somewhere else.
01:38 Whoever's the best Aaron will actually win this round.
01:40 Wait, what?
01:41 Oh!
01:41 Bring it on!
01:42 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:43 I'm not worried either.
01:44 Oh!
01:44 Oh!
01:45 Bye!
01:46 *Giggles*
01:47 Ooh!
01:48 Whoa! This is really cool!
01:50 *Gasps*
01:52 Hello, Aarons!
01:53 Welcome to the Aaron-rina!
01:55 Oh, I see.
01:56 Look at the damsel Aphmau's in distress!
01:58 Whoa!
01:59 They look like me on a Sunday evening!
02:01 Okay...
02:02 Oh, jeez!
02:03 Aaron does not say "Oh, jeez!"
02:04 Now you gotta save them, okay?
02:05 What is that?
02:06 Go! Save them!
02:07 I made this course very difficult with the lava monster and everything.
02:10 Aph, watch where you're aiming!
02:11 Oh! Oh! Oh!
02:12 Oh, jeez!
02:13 I'll get that one over here.
02:14 Oh, oh! Help me! Help me!
02:16 Aph, what did you do to us?
02:18 Hmm...
02:19 Did you respawn?
02:20 Oh!
02:21 Why am I a baby now?
02:22 You're a baby!
02:23 It's like Super Mario!
02:25 *Giggles*
02:26 Come on! Let's go!
02:28 *Grunts*
02:30 Oh! What?
02:31 You made it?
02:32 What am I supposed to do with this?
02:33 What?
02:34 I wasn't supposed to do it that fast!
02:35 Oh, Aph, that was...
02:36 Huh?
02:37 Oh, hello, lovely!
02:38 What are you doing here?
02:39 Oh, man!
02:40 I didn't think I'd get that prize.
02:41 Okay, Pearce, that's enough out of you.
02:42 Hmm...
02:43 He won the part four.
02:44 Which gives me all the evidence I need.
02:46 Yeah, I know! I said it from the beginning!
02:47 This is the right, Aaron!
02:48 So...
02:49 Oh, I can do it!
02:50 Oh!
02:51 Ooh! Did I win?
02:52 Did I actually get it?
02:53 Huh?
02:54 Oh, wait, wait!
02:55 You're telling me I would've exploded
02:56 if you didn't pick me?
02:57 Ah! I got it!
02:58 Nice!
02:59 Yeah, I picked me!
03:00 Pick a prize!
03:01 Take a chance!
03:03 Wait, wait, wait!
03:04 "Prize" in quotation marks?
03:05 Oh, I don't like that.
03:06 I'll get you a new one!
03:07 Yeah, which one do I...
03:08 Uh...
03:09 Alright, fine, this one!
03:10 Hey, guys!
03:11 Wait, wait, what?
03:12 What the...
03:13 I'm not happy about this!
03:14 Yeah, this is, uh...
03:15 This is new!
03:16 Oh, they're pinatas!
03:17 Oh, this gets me to have a baseball bat!
03:18 Oh, yeah!
03:19 What did I get on?
03:20 *Laughs*
03:21 Oh, wait, wait, wait!
03:22 Oooooookay!
03:23 That was great!
03:24 Can I break a hole in it?
03:25 Or can I just...
03:26 Remember, we're friends!
03:27 It's one of our best friends, Aphmau!
03:29 And...
03:30 Tornado!
03:31 *Screams*
03:32 Okay, I was saying,
03:33 "Who hit me next?"
03:34 Oh, sorry, kid!
03:35 Sorry!
03:36 I like pinata too much.
03:37 Okay, I got it!
03:38 *Laughs*
03:39 Oh, hey!
03:40 Look at the cams!
03:41 Cams?
03:42 This is pretty weird.
03:43 Yeah, why?
03:44 Not used to looking so smart?
03:45 *Laughs*
03:46 *Laughs*
03:47 *Laughs*
03:48 Wow!
03:49 Shots fired already!
03:50 They all sound like chipmunks!
03:51 Hey!
03:52 *Laughs*
03:53 Oh, boy, here we go.
03:54 And...
03:55 Why don't you ask the first question?
03:56 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure!
03:57 Okay, hmm...
03:58 Hey, hey, kids!
03:59 If you were a potion,
04:00 which potion would you be?
04:01 Oh, good question!
04:02 You know what my guess?
04:03 Probably an awkward potion.
04:04 *Laughs*
04:05 No!
04:06 Mine would be a potion of night vision,
04:08 so I could read in the dark!
04:10 Or a chipmunk potion.
04:11 Well...
04:12 I'm totally not offended!
04:14 It'd be a lame potion,
04:16 and I would be a potion of luck!
04:19 What?
04:20 You can't even throw those!
04:21 Well, maybe you can't noob!
04:22 A luck potion, huh?
04:23 You're lucky I don't come over there
04:24 and punch your lightsaber!
04:25 *Laughs*
04:26 Stop, stop!
04:27 Pearce, how about you ask a question?
04:28 How do you expect me to think of a question
04:29 when there's this awesome button right here?
04:30 Dude, we do the button last,
04:31 or right after.
04:32 Hey, look, there's a button!
04:33 It's pink and orange,
04:34 and it has an exclamation point.
04:35 Fine, fine, you can hit it.
04:36 Okay, I'm pushing it!
04:37 Pushing it!
04:38 Alright, this better be good, chipmunks.
04:39 *Laughs*
04:40 *Laughs*
04:41 Looks like Pearce found the lightning rod!
04:42 *Laughs*
04:43 Literally.
04:44 Yeah, yeah.
04:45 Let's see how the competition heats up, huh?
04:46 *Laughs*
04:47 Hey, you both stop it!
04:48 I won't punch it!
04:49 Come on, try it, see what happens!
04:50 Choose a button, chipmunks!
04:51 More buttons!
04:52 Ah, look at my eyes!
04:53 My face!
04:54 And...
04:55 *Screams*
04:56 *Laughs*
04:57 Alright, missy!
04:58 How about this?
04:59 Oh, no, no, no, okay.
05:00 *Screams*
05:01 See how you like that?
05:02 Oh, yeah?
05:03 Will you take this?
05:04 *Screams*
05:05 Guys?
05:06 I don't think this is helping at all.
05:07 *Screams*
05:08 Maybe we should take it a little bit easy
05:09 on the buttons, huh?
05:10 Yeah!
05:11 *Screams*
05:12 What happened?
05:13 They went "Far!"
05:14 Well, they both explode like him.
05:15 Wait, wait, are they gonna respawn?
05:16 I learned so much from this round.
05:17 Okay, how about this?
05:18 Kim, if you were a ghost, who would you haunt?
05:19 Oh, that's a hard hitting question.
05:20 I would haunt you, Aphmau, so we could hang out forever!
05:21 Aw, that's kinda sweet.
05:22 Well, I would haunt the whole hub, and, you know,
05:23 I would probably let you die.
05:24 I'd take you out one by one as revenge!
05:25 I'm pretty sure I know who that is.
05:26 Yeah, I think I know who too.
05:27 Yeah, me too.
05:28 I'm gonna pick this one.
05:29 It's a really cute answer.
05:30 You're just the wrong Kim.
05:31 Sorry, Kim.
05:32 I'm sorry, Kim.
05:33 I'm sorry, Kim.
05:34 It's obvious, but you won't be sober when you're living in a haunted house.
05:50 There we go.
05:51 Wow, Kim go boom.
05:52 Yay!
05:53 Thanks, Aphmau!
05:54 Oh, back at the prize picking area.
05:55 This is pretty hard.
05:56 I'm gonna go for this one.
05:57 I'm gonna go for this one.
05:58 I'm gonna go for this one.
05:59 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:00 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:01 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:02 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:03 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:04 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:05 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:06 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:07 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:08 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:09 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:10 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:11 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:12 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:13 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:14 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:15 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:16 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:17 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:18 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:19 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:20 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:21 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:22 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:23 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:24 I'm gonna go for this one.
06:26 Come on, Aaron!
06:27 Come on, I've got Dance Fever!
06:29 Get it?
06:30 I got it!
06:31 I have the puns now!
06:32 Let's boogie on down!
06:33 We got it!
06:34 Oh.
06:37 What?
06:38 Aaron?
06:39 Another one?
06:40 Oh no.
06:41 One Aaron was already enough.
06:42 Oh man, I'm stuck with you.
06:43 Alright, I don't mind this though.
06:44 Well, I mind.
06:45 I'm supposed to be alone.
06:46 What?
06:47 Yeah, there's only one room for one alpha in this wolf pack.
06:49 You don't sound like that.
06:50 I don't even say stuff like that.
06:52 You don't talk like that.
06:53 Alright, just kill me now.
06:54 Just kill me now, please.
06:55 Alright, that was a weird thing for Aaron to say.
06:56 I will agree with that.
06:57 But, we're gonna start asking some questions here, so get ready.
06:59 Yeah, yeah.
07:00 How many babies is too many babies, Aaron?
07:02 Answer that.
07:03 No, no, no, I'm not going for that one.
07:04 Uh-huh.
07:05 Easy.
07:06 The most number of babies we can take care of is 43,000.
07:08 Huh, that's chump change.
07:10 I feel like maybe we could take care of 500,000 babies.
07:15 Yeah.
07:16 Huh.
07:17 How are you guys gonna take care of that many babies?
07:18 Hmm.
07:19 500,000 babies does sound really nice, and that would be pretty awesome to say in--
07:23 Oh, my.
07:24 As the real Aaron, I would find the time to take care of them all.
07:27 Hmm.
07:28 Fine, I'll do 500,001 babies.
07:30 How about that?
07:31 No, no, no, stop it.
07:32 Who cares about babies?
07:34 They just take all of your stuff when they should be giving you stuff.
07:37 And, you know, speaking of giving me stuff, here's my question.
07:40 How come you, Aaron, didn't come to my birthday party?
07:44 Because you were trying to charge me $10 to go inside your house.
07:47 That's true.
07:48 Yeah.
07:49 And nobody went, really, remember?
07:50 What?
07:51 Yeah, I did.
07:52 Anyway, yeah, why, Aaron, hmm?
07:54 Well, let me ask you this.
07:55 Why didn't you come to my birthday party?
07:57 What?
07:58 You didn't even invite me to yours.
08:00 Ha, boom.
08:01 What?
08:02 Ow.
08:03 Okay, you know, I'll show you, boom.
08:04 Let's get this going.
08:05 All right, fine.
08:06 Bring it on.
08:07 Last question at this point.
08:08 Now it-- wait, taco time.
08:09 It's taco time.
08:10 Tacos.
08:11 Whoever eats the most tacos wins.
08:12 What?
08:13 What does this have to do with me?
08:14 Yeah, this is gonna ruin my lone wolf physique.
08:16 Tacos aren't even my favorite.
08:17 What?
08:18 Why am I moving so fast?
08:19 Gotta eat some food, right?
08:20 Maybe we can get some tacos, too.
08:21 Por favor.
08:22 I mean, I could eat some tacos.
08:23 [GIGGLES]
08:24 Let's eat some tacos.
08:25 Oh.
08:26 Come on.
08:27 No, we're having a bunch of hot dogs.
08:28 Get me some tacos.
08:29 Wait, are you guys being poisoned by them?
08:30 Yeah, someone's poisoning me.
08:31 Ooh, wait, why would I--
08:32 Whoa.
08:33 What's going on?
08:34 Oh, step right up.
08:35 Why can't I get a beer, sir?
08:37 Hello, how may I take your order?
08:38 Was this helping anyone determine who I am?
08:40 Well, obviously, the right Aaron is the one who, um,
08:44 I, uh, likes guacamole.
08:47 Guacamole.
08:48 Yeah.
08:49 Not really, but this is kind of a fun game to watch.
08:51 Ah, really?
08:52 Aw, but tacos are so good, and you know that, Aaron, right?
08:55 Yeah, can I actually get about, maybe, ten more times?
08:57 I'm obsessed, Aaron, because I'm dedicated to this game.
08:59 Let's see.
09:00 That'll be $100 million.
09:01 $100 million?
09:02 You know what?
09:03 I'm gonna find somewhere else.
09:04 How else am I gonna feed these babies, OK?
09:05 That's why I'm using Aaron's bank account, not mine.
09:07 Oh, no, no, you're just because you look like me,
09:09 'cause I think you can use my bank account.
09:10 Whoa, whoa!
09:11 What's happening?
09:12 No more tacos.
09:13 No more tacos.
09:14 Well, that game was pointless.
09:15 I didn't even get to tell which Aaron was which.
09:16 Gee.
09:17 [GROANS]
09:18 Huh.
09:19 OK, final question.
09:21 And remember, this will decide if you get my vote or not.
09:24 And mine.
09:25 All right.
09:26 Whatever you say, babe.
09:27 That's fun, F.
09:28 All right.
09:29 [CLEARS THROAT]
09:30 Aaron, can I use your credit card to buy more strawberry cow stuff?
09:32 [GROANS]
09:33 Sure.
09:34 This game is still my money.
09:35 [GIGGLES]
09:36 Come on, I like to go shopping.
09:37 You know what?
09:38 Huh?
09:39 No, you won't trick me with your made-up words.
09:41 No such thing.
09:42 Wait, what?
09:43 All right, fine, fine.
09:44 We'll get you a few strawberry cow things.
09:46 How about that?
09:47 [SCREAMS]
09:48 You know I love adorable little outfits.
09:49 This one's getting my vote.
09:50 I've been liking this for a while.
09:51 I don't know.
09:52 I think I got to go for this one.
09:53 This one obviously is for Aaron and Ian.
09:54 I can just tell.
09:55 So, uh, is this a tie?
09:57 Who wins here?
09:58 What happens now?
09:59 Um, what happens in the--
10:00 [SCREAMS]
10:01 OK, next round, because nobody got anything on that one,
10:04 because Ian failed.
10:05 What?
10:06 It looks like we've got Ian versus Pearce, or Ian versus Ian.
10:09 Uh, yeah, I got a question.
10:11 What's your question, Kim?
10:12 Why don't we just leave them out there?
10:13 You know, less of a problem to deal with.
10:15 Oh, that is an option.
10:16 That's true.
10:17 So you can look up and see all of this whenever you want to?
10:20 I don't blame you.
10:21 Hmm.
10:22 Yeah, well, that's really new.
10:23 Ian and Pearce have a lot in common, huh?
10:25 Yeah, both super studly.
10:27 And super rich.
10:28 Don't forget rich.
10:29 Right.
10:30 Oh, great, they're both annoying.
10:31 All right, all right, I've got a question for you, too,
10:33 since you seem to have so much in common.
10:35 Who would win in a fight, Ian or Pearce?
10:37 [SCREAMS]
10:38 Oh, it's going to be a completely unwinnable fight.
10:40 You know, movable object versus unstoppable force.
10:43 Definitely me beating Pearce up.
10:45 Yep, I could easily do it.
10:47 No questions asked.
10:48 Pearce can absolutely beat me up so bad.
10:51 Oh, you get completely destroyed.
10:53 No, I would win in a fight, no questions asked,
10:56 like a knockout round one.
10:58 OK, OK, shut up.
10:59 Listen, you both seem pretty sure about that.
11:01 So how about we find out right now?
11:04 Huh?
11:05 What do you mean?
11:06 What are you thinking?
11:07 Well, just think who is the best one.
11:08 Here, take this potion.
11:09 And when I say go, you both drink it.
11:11 Ooh, what's the potion, Kim?
11:12 Oh, you'll see.
11:13 Whoever survives is clearly the best.
11:15 Oh, this ain't going to end well, is it?
11:16 This is kind of fun.
11:17 Well, I'm definitely the best.
11:18 Ready, set, drink!
11:20 Yeah, the real Ian wouldn't be scared to drink it.
11:22 Ooh.
11:23 Yeah, this is--
11:25 Dude, why are you standing like that?
11:26 You guys OK?
11:27 What's slipping off your arm?
11:28 Yeah, what's-- why-- why are you melting?
11:30 Yeah, I feel great, you know.
11:31 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
11:32 Whoa.
11:33 Kim, what's going on?
11:34 Kim!
11:35 All right, all right, your turn.
11:37 No, I'm the best, Ian, which means I'm holding up the most.
11:40 Oh, no, never mind.
11:41 Oh, my--
11:42 [LAUGHTER]
11:43 What the heck kind of potion was that, Kim?
11:45 I don't know, it was a random one,
11:46 but it turned out pretty funny, don't you think?
11:48 All right, whatever, we're pushing this button.
11:49 We're moving on to the challenge round.
11:50 Yeah, help!
11:51 Oh!
11:52 All right, now what?
11:53 All right, you're ready to give up, yeah?
11:55 Never.
11:56 I'm a smart one.
11:57 Hmm.
11:58 We got horse versus chicken, you know?
12:00 Oh, you know what?
12:01 I bet I'm going to get some nuggies.
12:03 Ha, you just chose that because you're a big old chicken.
12:05 Ooh.
12:06 I am not-- wait, I changed my mind.
12:08 Wait, hang on, horse--
12:09 Oh, reverse psychology, smart Ian, smart Ian.
12:12 No, I'm going chicken.
12:13 Does he even know the word?
12:14 Definitely not.
12:15 I'm impressed he even knows the word.
12:16 Um, I don't even know what's going on anymore.
12:18 I don't either.
12:19 I don't know how much more of this I can take.
12:20 All right, let's just see what happens when they come out.
12:22 It'll probably help us decide.
12:23 All right, yeah.
12:24 Guys, what's behind the doors?
12:25 I don't know.
12:26 Come on, guys.
12:27 I can't find anything.
12:28 Oh, wait, what is that?
12:29 Get out of the door.
12:30 What the--
12:31 What the-- what?
12:32 What the heck happened?
12:33 What am I looking at?
12:34 Whoa, what happened to you?
12:35 Whoa, what happened to you?
12:36 There's a lot of things going on here.
12:37 Dude, are those wings or--
12:38 It's not my eggs.
12:39 Actually, you know, the face is still fine.
12:41 Yeah, no, actually, you're not too bad yourself.
12:43 Hello, handsome.
12:44 All right, this did not help whatsoever.
12:46 Let's just get this over with.
12:47 Ian, and Ian number two, um, if you had a sheep,
12:49 what would you name it?
12:50 Ooh, good question.
12:51 Dinner.
12:52 Oh, Bar Goat Robbie.
12:53 Wow.
12:54 Oh, there you go.
12:55 So a Bar Goat Robbie.
12:56 That's sheer coincidence, isn't it?
12:57 Yeah, I think I know what to pick.
12:58 Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't name it Bar Goat Robbie.
12:59 I would eat it.
13:00 Yep, I think I know what to pick, Ian.
13:01 Why would you eat a sheep?
13:02 Yep, making the call.
13:03 Oh.
13:04 Oh.
13:05 Yeah, it ain't pretty obvious there.
13:06 OK, I think I'm starting to get--
13:07 Oh.
13:08 Yep, that was a toe for sure.
13:10 Oh, yeah.
13:12 You picked the right one.
13:13 Wait, he gets a prize, doesn't he?
13:15 Oh.
13:16 Oh, great.
13:17 Ian, go ahead and pick a prize.
13:19 Oh, I got to pick a prize.
13:20 Let's go for this one.
13:22 What about this one?
13:23 Oh.
13:24 Yeah, this one.
13:25 I bet it's full of treasure.
13:26 There's-- what's in here?
13:27 Yeah, I see a lot of treasure in here, Ian.
13:29 Um, there's like a walkie-talkie thing.
13:31 Hang on, it says replicator.
13:35 What does that mean?
13:36 Replicator.
13:37 Let me see.
13:38 What does this do?
13:39 Oh, I don't think that's even a chance.
13:40 Oh.
13:41 Oh, Ian.
13:42 Oh, no, it's spawning more.
13:43 No, we don't need more of them.
13:44 So many of these.
13:45 Um, I'm going to close it.
13:46 Oh, this is my nightmare.
13:47 Yeah, we'll just get some obsidian
13:48 and block them in the perma, right?
13:49 Yeah.
13:50 Yeah, let's get some blocks and seal it up.
13:51 Oh, no way.
13:52 We're busting out.
13:53 Oh, no.
13:54 Wee.
13:55 Oh, no, no, they're everywhere.
13:56 Oh, come on.
13:57 We got this, we got this.
13:58 Let's go.
13:59 Wait, huh?
14:00 Oh, Tim, what are you doing?
14:01 Get back.
14:02 Oh.
14:03 Oh, all right.
14:04 Okay, Eric, don't mess this up.
14:05 All right, you two, I can spot a fake Aphmau
14:07 from a mile away, so good luck.
14:08 Really?
14:09 Then go ahead and put it out.
14:10 Okay, I never said I'd spot the difference right away.
14:13 Here, here, and let me make this easier for you.
14:16 I got the perfect Aphmau question.
14:18 All right, yeah.
14:19 Which one would you rather sleep in?
14:21 A bed full of crumbs or a bed full of spiders?
14:25 Ew, gross.
14:27 What kind of question is that?
14:29 Well, it's a legit question at the very least.
14:31 All right, come on, come on, let's hear some answers.
14:33 I think it's a fine question.
14:34 I mean, I would prefer crumbs any day over spiders,
14:36 so I'm going to go ahead and pick the crumbs, duh.
14:39 Okay.
14:40 And you know, I would rather sleep in a bed full of crumbs
14:43 because what if you wake up in the middle of the night,
14:45 you know, Aaron, you wake up in the middle of the night,
14:47 you want to have a snacky, but I don't want to eat a snacky.
14:49 I don't want to eat a spider as a snacky,
14:50 so you have the crumbs, you use that as a snacky, and ooh.
14:52 Gross.
14:53 Hey, fake Aphmau.
14:54 You're the fake Aphmau.
14:55 What if those spiders that you just ignored were baby spiders,
14:57 you know, and you ignored them and they were crying for their mom
14:59 and you're the mom?
15:00 How would you feel?
15:01 No, they're going to be too busy climbing up the water spout.
15:03 Oh.
15:04 Sure.
15:05 These are good answers.
15:06 I got a new question, all right?
15:07 All right, Steven.
15:08 All right.
15:09 Can only the real Aphmau be able to do this?
15:12 Huh?
15:13 That's not even a question.
15:15 How would you do that?
15:16 It looks like it hurts.
15:17 I mean, of course I can.
15:18 Let me just--
15:19 Dude, how did you even do that?
15:20 I don't know.
15:21 What do you mean you don't know?
15:22 I can do that too.
15:23 That's Ian because I can do anything in Minecraft.
15:25 All right, show us.
15:26 Oh, watch this.
15:27 Oh, there we go.
15:28 Oh, they're both doing it.
15:29 Oh, okay.
15:30 Ready?
15:31 How do I get back up?
15:32 How are you guys going to get back up?
15:33 I think they're all stuck.
15:34 I think they're all stuck.
15:35 Oh, you do?
15:36 I thought we were supposed to hold it, but sure.
15:37 You know what?
15:38 I think it's time to hit the challenge button.
15:39 Let's see what happens here.
15:40 Oh, an event.
15:42 Wait, where are they?
15:43 Hi, guys.
15:44 Oh, hey, Aph.
15:45 So how are we supposed to get down?
15:48 With skills.
15:49 Obviously you don't have any.
15:51 Oh, a chest.
15:52 Is there anything good in it?
15:53 Well, there's a bunch of buckets and stuff, but.
15:55 Oh, yeah, the bucket.
15:57 Oh, wait, I know what's going to happen.
15:58 What, Aph?
15:59 How about we do something like this?
16:00 Do you want to go first real Aphmau, if that is your name?
16:02 Yeah, of course.
16:03 Let me show you how it's done.
16:05 Here we go.
16:06 You take your bucket, and you jump, and then you.
16:08 Oh, what's that?
16:09 Oh, what's that?
16:10 That was a right bucket.
16:11 Oh, oh, oh.
16:12 Right bucket.
16:13 Whoa.
16:14 Oh, you're stuck.
16:15 All right.
16:16 Let me show you how someone with skills does it.
16:18 Ready, guys?
16:19 Yeah, let's see it.
16:20 And.
16:21 Oh, take that.
16:22 Oh, nice one.
16:23 Wow.
16:24 Nice try.
16:25 So everyone knows I'm the real Aphmau, right?
16:27 Nice try fake Aphmau.
16:29 Oh.
16:30 Yeah, fakers.
16:31 Bye.
16:32 That's what I thought.
16:33 Wait, that means I get the prize.
16:35 You earned it.
16:36 Woo.
16:37 Woo, we won.
16:38 Wait, wait, are you still stuck?
16:40 Yeah.
16:41 Oh, no.
16:42 Yeah, I can't stop it, guys.
16:43 Dude.
16:44 Well, I want to pick a prize.
16:45 Let's see.
16:46 Oh, but which one?
16:47 That one.
16:48 It's the only one I can see.
16:49 What is it?
16:50 Oh, look at the helicopters.
16:51 I got a prize.
16:52 Wait, what?
16:53 Oh, helicopters.
16:54 Come on.
16:55 We can share.
16:56 Oh, let's use them on a pilot.
16:57 Hold on.
16:58 Stand up.
16:59 I can make it.
17:00 Fly.
17:01 No, you're not going to be able to fly like that.
17:03 I don't know.
17:04 Oh, great again.
17:06 Hey, it comes down to this, huh?
17:08 Yeah, I guess so.
17:09 Oh, OK.
17:10 I want to go.
17:11 I want to go first.
17:12 So how do you beat a werewolf in a fight?
17:15 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:16 Not you specifically.
17:17 Or just in general, right, Egg?
17:19 Yeah, you know, Egg, very detailed.
17:21 Very detailed.
17:22 Let's see.
17:23 Are you trying to take notes, Dad, or something?
17:24 Like, I would tell you anything.
17:25 Well, it's probably chocolate, because dogs don't like chocolate.
17:28 Hey, don't do it.
17:29 OK, chocolate.
17:30 OK, OK.
17:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:32 That's good.
17:33 That's good.
17:34 That's good.
17:35 You know, we don't really have, like, silver.
17:36 I don't think the werewolf thing does iron work, though.
17:37 Sure.
17:38 I guess we'll play flowers, too, and other stuff, too.
17:39 OK, yeah.
17:40 Why are you telling him all this?
17:41 Of course, Aphmau, you wouldn't know that, right?
17:43 What the-- no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:45 You're the Aph.
17:46 Oh, yeah, this is heckin' good.
17:48 You know, fine, fine.
17:50 You don't have to complain.
17:51 Kim, ask me anything.
17:53 What's your most embarrassing Aphmau story?
17:56 Uh-oh.
17:57 Oh, that's easy.
17:59 One time we were out walking, and Aph got knocked off a cliff by a goat.
18:02 She fell right into lava and lost all of her stuff.
18:04 Even her enchanted diamond pickaxe.
18:06 What a noob.
18:08 It's gotta be her.
18:09 It's gotta be.
18:10 It's gotta be.
18:11 Nope, she's all embarrassed over there.
18:12 I'm just kidding.
18:13 All right, so here's the story about Aphmau, right?
18:15 We went to the movies once, see a scary movie, and she was so scared, she spit the coke out.
18:19 Oh, yeah, you did do that.
18:21 Wow.
18:22 Hey, Aphmau, how come you never told me that?
18:25 Because I'm not Aphmau.
18:26 Come on, clearly, guys.
18:28 It's too hard.
18:29 They know each other too well.
18:30 I don't think either of us, there.
18:32 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
18:33 OK, guys, hold on.
18:34 You leave me no choice.
18:35 OK, great, great.
18:36 Go.
18:37 Here we go.
18:38 Whoa.
18:39 Uh, wait a minute.
18:40 What are we supposed to do?
18:41 I don't know.
18:42 I thought this would be a special game to help us.
18:44 Hey, babe, there's no buttons.
18:46 Guess it's me versus you.
18:47 Oh, you're right, babe.
18:48 I don't see the buttons.
18:49 Uh, Pierce, do you have your notes for defeating a werewolf?
18:51 Uh, maybe, uh, definitely.
18:52 Oh, definitely.
18:53 Uh, this is definitely not just a menu.
18:54 No, you know what?
18:55 You guys know what happened to defeating a werewolf, huh?
18:56 Uh, that's true.
18:57 I didn't ask anything like that.
18:59 Here we go.
19:00 [SCREAMING]
19:02 Got him.
19:03 Got him.
19:04 No.
19:05 [LAUGHING]
19:06 Whoa.
19:07 Be warned, I'm made out of chocolate.
19:09 Why?
19:10 Oh, you're right, that was-- oh, no, I fell off the bed.
19:12 There is some good werewolfy app now.
19:14 App is just me.
19:15 You don't need to talk like that anymore.