MILF Manor Season 2 Episode 2
MILF Manor S2 Episode 2 - MILFa Mia
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00:00♪ Seven in the morning, we're just getting started ♪
00:05Since my divorce, my dating life
00:07is an absolute train wreck.
00:09I am successful in most areas of my life, except love.
00:15Anybody here?
00:17So I'm coming here for a genuine connection.
00:20Who knows?
00:21Hopefully I can find somebody to fall in love with.
00:23Where are the men?
00:26Bring it, boys!
00:27Ladies, ladies, ladies!
00:30Dating younger men is the rejuvenation process.
00:33It takes me back in time, makes me feel young.
00:35You guys looked great coming in.
00:37Can we agree, the ladies are pretty beautiful themselves?
00:39Oh, that's what I said.
00:41I don't smell like an old person,
00:43and I definitely don't want my man
00:44to smell like an old person, either.
00:46It's time for your first challenge.
00:50The duo that fills the jar with the most...
00:53Oh, that's big!
00:54You get to ask someone out for a romantic date
00:57out on the town!
00:59This is definitely not worked!
01:01Who were you attracted to?
01:04Well, I think you were one of the first people to walk in.
01:06The first?
01:07Yeah, so you were already like, schwing!
01:09What she needed to do was worry about her date
01:12and get the f*** off of mine.
01:14I'm buzzing, to be honest.
01:16As first dates go, that was so good.
01:19Oh, my God.
01:26Guys, guys, look at that.
01:29It's my f***ing dad.
01:31What?
01:32I feel fake.
01:42Holy s***.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:46Oh, my God, it's my dad.
01:50What the f***?
01:51That's exactly how I'm feeling right now.
01:53My dad's here.
01:56Oh, my God!
01:57Sir!
01:59On the crutches!
02:01On the crutches!
02:02That's my son.
02:02I'm coming up the stairs.
02:03You're broken.
02:10It is a what the f*** moment.
02:12I had no idea my son was gonna be here.
02:15I look over and I see these legs going, yeah!
02:19Just bouncing around like Jimmy Walker.
02:21I'm like, there's my son.
02:23I'm Jaren.
02:24This is my dad.
02:25Oh, my God, the dads are hotter than the sons.
02:29Even the one on the crutch.
02:32What's going on?
02:32Are we dating the sons and their fathers?
02:36This could be awkward.
02:38This is my dad, Anthony.
02:39Nice to meet you, Sam.
02:40Hey, Sam.
02:40Oh, my God.
02:41Hi, Jacob.
02:42I want the one in the crutches.
02:45Yeah, definitely the dads are giving me coochie tingles.
02:48What the f***?
02:51I mean, I am a devious, mischievous woman by nature,
02:55so I'm having fun with the fact that I can see Jacob
02:58clearly start to sweat by having his dad here.
03:02My goodness, you did good.
03:05I don't know what's going on in the house.
03:07These ladies are in their 40s and 50s
03:10and my son's here as well, so what the hell's going on?
03:13It's mad.
03:14It's surreal.
03:15Hi, I'm Lynette.
03:16I am Darren.
03:17Darren, nice to meet you.
03:18Darren, nice to meet you.
03:19You have a wonderful son.
03:20I know.
03:21He's amazing.
03:22Nice to meet you.
03:23Nice to meet you.
03:24Yes.
03:24I swear, Joe, I was so happy to see you.
03:26I was like, did you feel the same way?
03:29100%.
03:29At first, you were in shock.
03:30I was, definitely, like, oh, s***.
03:33Like, oh, my God.
03:34He's a great guy.
03:35Yeah?
03:36You guys been here for a day?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I'm Anthony.
03:39Would have never thought I'd see my son in this situation
03:42with, you know, all these older women.
03:44Just never thought you'd like older women.
03:46Yeah, no, I do.
03:47I want to call him Mommy.
03:49Mommy, oh, God.
03:51Ciao.
03:53Hi.
03:54Hello.
03:55Hi.
03:56Oh, hi, Ashley.
03:57There's two of you.
03:57Nice to meet you.
03:58We're quite similar, right?
03:59Yeah, I'm a hugger, so.
04:02Lovely to meet you.
04:03Jacob and I went on a date last night.
04:07We did, yeah.
04:08I mean, obviously, I was getting into the groove of things.
04:11Things were going super well.
04:12Went on a date before.
04:14I was loving life, right?
04:15And then, suddenly, my dad comes in
04:17and that's just changed up the whole dynamic.
04:21Yeah, I wasn't really sure how to act around you,
04:23to be honest.
04:23Like, with Barbie hand around, I was like,
04:26maybe I should move that away.
04:30They're s*** amazing.
04:31No way.
04:34They're s*** amazing.
04:37Not in a million years would I ever expect
04:39to see my dad walk through that door.
04:41I separated myself from my dad years ago
04:43because it was a very toxic relationship.
04:45We haven't spoken in years,
04:47so I've never felt this awkward in my entire life.
04:50I don't know.
04:51I don't know.
04:53I was married for 15 years to my stepmother.
04:56And when things were going toxic in our relationship,
05:01due to my infidelity,
05:03he witnessed a lot of it
05:05and he voiced his opinion about some things,
05:07which, you know, kind of hurt me.
05:10We became very distant.
05:12A little bit.
05:13Put my hand.
05:14Put your hands together.
05:15I kind of just called him out on his bulls***.
05:17So I left.
05:18I tried to mend the relationship with him,
05:20but he never responded.
05:22I never got any texts back.
05:24I tried, but...
05:27How long y'all gonna be here?
05:28Hold up.
05:28Hold up.
05:30Time out.
05:32Love the dads.
05:33How long are they gonna be here, though?
05:35Like, let's go ahead and address that.
05:37Like, you guys can kick it for a couple hours.
05:40Once the sun goes down, y'all got to get up going.
05:46Okay, if I can have everybody's attention.
05:48You're gonna want to hear this.
05:49I'm gonna be honest.
05:50I'm gonna be honest.
05:51I'm gonna be honest.
05:52I'm gonna be honest.
05:52I'm gonna be honest.
05:53I'm gonna be honest.
05:54I'm gonna be honest.
05:55You're gonna want to hear this.
05:57As you realize by now,
05:59the men that arrived today are the single dads
06:02of the young men you've been getting to know.
06:06Jacob, your father Ashley, is here.
06:09Miles' dad is Stacey.
06:11Anthony is Joey's dad.
06:13Darren is Sam's father.
06:15And Michael and Christopher are our final father and son.
06:20The dads are here to stay, girl.
06:22Hey!
06:26This may not have been what you expected,
06:28but everyone here is looking for a real connection.
06:30Things may have changed a little bit,
06:32but the goal remains the same.
06:34To find love.
06:35Good luck.
06:36Cheers to love.
06:37Woo!
06:41You guys just threw a mushy branch at me.
06:45You're in competition with your dad.
06:47Never in my life have I been on a double date with my dad.
06:50Never have I ever.
06:51There was one time growing up,
06:53he did take us on a date with a lady he was interested in.
06:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
06:57Yeah, and it was really weird.
06:58I didn't have a sitter.
06:59Yeah, I was gonna say, so we all went to IHOP.
07:01We were literally-
07:02And my sons looked at me like,
07:03this is not gonna work, Dad.
07:05Can you pass the syrup?
07:08Oh!
07:09He's not happy about it.
07:10He's like...
07:12We've gone out together
07:13and we've kind of done the wingman thing.
07:16But not after the same woman.
07:17Not after the same girl.
07:19But at the end of the day,
07:21if I decide I like someone,
07:23I'm going after and, you know,
07:25I'll win.
07:28He is such a sweet boy and very intelligent.
07:31Thank you for saying that.
07:32And I can see where he gets the good looks from.
07:35I work in aviation sales.
07:37I sell jets.
07:38I have three children, adult children.
07:40So welcome to the manor.
07:42Thank you.
07:43How did you feel up to this moment?
07:45Like, we're so surprised.
07:46The surprise was walking outside
07:50and then I looked down
07:51and I, of course, see my son
07:51and I see a bunch of you beautiful women.
07:53And I'm like, all right.
07:55I was married for 15 years.
08:00We were together for 18.
08:04I never thought I would be unmarried again.
08:07After my divorce,
08:09I just wanted companionship.
08:11But I don't mean just sexual.
08:12I mean just having that feminine persona there.
08:16Well, I'm so glad you're here.
08:17Me too.
08:18What happened to your leg?
08:20Day before yesterday,
08:21fell and fractured my,
08:24right where the femur joins in with the hip.
08:27I'm excited for this experience
08:29because I really do wanna meet that someone.
08:32I would love to have that partner in crime
08:36for the next 20, 30 years,
08:37however long I can stay on this world.
08:41Fingers crossed.
08:43I heard you from St. Louis.
08:45I'm from St. Louis.
08:46My mom used to live on,
08:48ooh, Gilmore.
08:50Oh my God, it's a small damn world.
08:52Remember it used to be our church's chicken over there?
08:54Yeah, I remember right.
08:55West High School.
08:55I used to have to eat church's chicken every damn day.
08:58When I see Stacy,
08:59and the first thing that sticks out to me is his guns.
09:02He got big arms.
09:04You know, we had dope fangs,
09:05and then pop.
09:06Everything, all right.
09:07Everything, so.
09:08I know exactly where you come from.
09:09I'm from that same cut.
09:10Yeah, yeah.
09:11I just happen to, you know,
09:12make some decisions and get out of there.
09:13Yeah.
09:15It's not like every day you meet somebody
09:16from the same hood.
09:18So Stacy is on my radar right now,
09:20and I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
09:23He said that you guys are from Sicily.
09:24Yes.
09:25I've been to Sicily.
09:26Taramina.
09:27Taramina, beautiful Taramina.
09:29It's one of the most magical places I've ever been to,
09:32because I've never seen so many little villages
09:34on top of a hill like that.
09:36Yeah, it's beautiful.
09:37Anthony comes in,
09:38and I can already tell that he's my type,
09:40because I like the Italianos.
09:42He's dressed very nice, very European,
09:44which I love.
09:45You ever go to Positano?
09:46Yes.
09:47I was just in Amalfi.
09:48Amalfi Coast?
09:49Beautiful over there.
09:50Like, now we're all friends.
09:51We'll be traveling together.
09:53Are you ready for one of us to be your stepmama?
09:56I was literally calling you mama.
09:59Joe, I like Barbie.
10:00You like, I mean, she is hot and bubbly and fun.
10:03Like, the truth is, they're all beautiful women,
10:06and they're all catching my eye.
10:08They're looking at me,
10:09everyone's on that corner eye, so.
10:11Are we serious?
10:12What the f*** is happening?
10:15I don't know if I can deal with this.
10:16I don't know what to do.
10:17I don't know what to do.
10:18I'm just...
10:19Dude.
10:20The problem is, right?
10:21The problem is, is that all these girls
10:23were slowly, like, starting to ease into us, right?
10:26Yeah, yeah.
10:27And now they just got the older versions of us.
10:31We all get what we get from our dads.
10:33So now it's like, they got exactly us,
10:35just now it's their age.
10:37Now it's their age.
10:38We're not gonna get married,
10:39now it's their age.
10:40We're not happy, to be honest.
10:42I think we put in so much work over the past day,
10:44and to have our dads come in,
10:46like, shocks is an understatement.
10:48So, we're a little bit worried now, I'm not gonna lie.
10:51And what do you do?
10:52I sell private jets.
10:53Got you.
10:56Small ticket items.
10:57They're established in their careers.
10:59I'm not gonna pretend that my dad's
11:01not a very successful guy.
11:02That is an attractive part of being a guy,
11:04so we got some stiff competition with them,
11:07that's for sure.
11:08I lose.
11:09No, this.
11:10He said, I lose.
11:11No, because we're sitting there talking,
11:14and my dad goes, oh, what do you do?
11:15He goes, I sell private jets,
11:16and they all just go.
11:18The dad's being closer age to the women.
11:21It is a little concerning,
11:22but being in this household,
11:25I don't think that's what these women are here for.
11:26Like, they're not here for, like,
11:27looking for, like, men their age,
11:30that they can, like, share memories with.
11:32They looking for something new.
11:34Are you new?
11:35Oh yeah, I'm new.
11:36I'll be new.
11:37I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
11:38it's not looking too hot for us right now.
11:40Not at all.
11:40Not at all.
11:41You know what I'm saying?
11:43Let's get it, gentlemen.
11:48The man in the house!
11:53Guarantee you, if we don't win this,
11:55our dad's gonna be pissed.
11:59I have a background in the industry.
12:02I can tell Crystal's very uncomfortable with my past.
12:05I see the side eye over there.
12:06I'm looking at you right now.
12:08It's obvious that she likes to get all of the attention.
12:12Why should I care?
12:22Hey everybody, it's raining!
12:23We should go inside!
12:25It's raining men!
12:27I honestly think, like, I still, like,
12:29I'm in shock to see all these gorgeous men here.
12:31Younger, older.
12:33I have never dated a father and son before,
12:35but I think we're all pretty much getting to do whatever.
12:38I don't give a shit about it.
12:41These are some very, very beautiful women.
12:44Crystal and Lynette have kind of caught my eye.
12:47I literally, so the second he walked in,
12:49the second he walked in, I told him,
12:51hey, you see me right there?
12:53That's me.
12:54I just went on a date with her.
12:54I'm trying to get to know her.
12:55I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to make a move.
12:57I got a strategy.
12:58I got plans in motion.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Plans don't play.
13:01It's like you came here, I'm gonna say,
13:03I came here to compete.
13:04I wasn't expecting to compete against my dad, but.
13:07What a day.
13:08You feeling it?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Yeah? Are you trying to process?
13:11Oh yeah, massive.
13:12Yeah? You okay?
13:13Yeah, no, I'm good.
13:14I'm good.
13:15Your dad thought I was like a young,
13:17like one of the daughters.
13:18That's a very nice thing to say.
13:19I know, I'll take it.
13:21There is so much going through my head right now.
13:22I can't really process it.
13:24My dad coming all the way to Canada from England,
13:26I wouldn't expect him to do that.
13:27And yeah, I think there's potentially
13:29a little bit of competition now.
13:30My dad's definitely got a lot of game,
13:32and to see him talking to other girls,
13:34and obviously, you know, me and Barbie got a little thing.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Not great, is it?
13:39So, what do you do?
13:42Well, currently, I'm a phys ed teacher.
13:47I've done that for 25 years,
13:48but before that, I used to be a professional rugby player.
13:53So, professional sportsman for 10 years.
13:55I used to be a professional rugby player in the 90s.
13:58I was married 24 years,
14:00and to be divorced nine months is a short period of time
14:04to fix myself and rebuild.
14:07After the separation,
14:08I felt rejected, ultimately, by my wife.
14:11My confidence really took a hit.
14:13I didn't want to get onto the dating scene.
14:15I just really felt that I had to get myself right.
14:18So, this is why I do lots of fitness work.
14:20My self-confidence and self-esteem has improved.
14:23I feel really good.
14:24I'm probably in the best shape of my life.
14:26I thought I was old,
14:27but apparently, I'm the Silver Fox now.
14:31I'm doing this now because, yeah,
14:33I'm ready to find the right person now.
14:35Look, you're divorced.
14:37You're single.
14:38Absolutely.
14:39And you're looking for somebody.
14:40You're looking for a connection,
14:42and whether it's with a younger man or an older man,
14:45hey, what the heck?
14:47Try it all.
14:48So, you love to travel, too?
14:49I love to travel.
14:50You know what I love to do?
14:51I love to get up in the morning and go,
14:55let's go to Miami.
14:56Oh, you're that guy?
14:57Yeah, and then leave that same day.
15:00I'm spontaneous like that.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I own Nino's Coal Fired Pizza and Restaurant
15:04in Toms River, New Jersey.
15:06It started with my grandfather and my mother,
15:08and it's a heritage that we have.
15:11And I think that's what life is about,
15:13you know, the passion of food,
15:15the passion of cooking, and the passion of love.
15:18I think it's all mixed, intertwined together.
15:21Hey, guys!
15:23I've got a message.
15:25Dads, welcome.
15:27Woo!
15:30Please take some time to check out the house.
15:33And just to make it perfectly clear,
15:36you'll be sharing a room with your sons.
15:38Oh!
15:39We don't like that, Dad.
15:40We're not happy about that, trust me.
15:42We come all this way and we gotta sleep together?
15:45Like, at least we could get our own room, no?
15:47What is this, we're in kindergarten again?
15:49Oh, you better not be bringing no girls in the room,
15:52all right?
15:53I'm telling you right now, while I'm there,
15:54I want my privacy.
15:55Yeah, you don't gotta worry about it.
15:57I'll give it to you,
15:58I'll give you all the privacy you want.
15:59Chris, over here, let's go, Miles!
16:01Hey, we gotta walk a little slower for the old one.
16:04The dads are so hot, all of them.
16:07The dads are fine.
16:08The dads are really hot, yeah.
16:10You know what's interesting?
16:11Are we allowed to go out with a father and a son?
16:13Oh!
16:17I don't know what I'm gonna do.
16:19There is something exciting about younger guys,
16:23and because I have such a free spirit,
16:26I tend to gravitate towards that.
16:28There's some dads in the house that I'm like,
16:31you know, there's some tingles.
16:34I thought I would be into the older guys,
16:37but I have to admit, I'm feeling the young.
16:40Oh, you like the young?
16:41Whip or snapple?
16:43I don't know what's going on.
16:44I feel like maybe because of the day you spent yesterday,
16:48maybe if you had that kind of day with the dads,
16:50you might feel differently.
16:52I can tell you right now, I'm not saying daddy.
16:56Wow.
16:57Wow.
16:58With the downfall, you know, of my marriage,
17:00I have not had sex with my husband in, you know, eight years.
17:03I came in guns a-blazing wanting to date younger, right?
17:06So, hey ladies, I'll let you have, you know, the daddies,
17:09but I'll probably sleep with our sons.
17:12Real fee?
17:13Yeah.
17:14Room I like the...
17:15All right.
17:16That's what it means.
17:18Oh, room I like the...
17:19Yeah.
17:19Real fee.
17:20I might have to use that room.
17:22Oh, wow.
17:23You know you're gonna be using the real fee room.
17:25If you weren't here, maybe I would.
17:30We'll see after a couple of those reposado rocks.
17:34This is our room.
17:39Come on.
17:39Three guys are in here, so six guys now are in here.
17:41No, this ain't working, all right?
17:43There's food on the floor, we're cleaning this up.
17:46What the...
17:49I'm a grown ass man.
17:50I don't share no room with nobody.
17:52This is not gonna cut it, bro.
17:54Are y'all serious?
17:55Y'all joking, right?
17:57Miles and I haven't seen each other
17:58or even had time to talk to each other,
18:00and it seems like forever and a day,
18:02and we're basically moving in the same room together.
18:05I don't share rooms.
18:06Oh, this is like...
18:07First of all, I'm not listening,
18:08I'm not finna smell y'all farts all night.
18:11My dad makes me feel very uncomfortable.
18:14He's very overbearing, and as a result of that,
18:17I am a bit more quiet.
18:19I do love my dad.
18:20I wish we could be closer, but...
18:23That's a lot, I don't know what to say.
18:29Hold on.
18:32I got a message.
18:33Come on, let's go.
18:35Andiamo.
18:37It's time for your next challenge.
18:39Today is all about letting your guard down.
18:42When you are able to do that,
18:44you can be more honest with yourself,
18:46which allows you to form stronger connections
18:48with each other.
18:49The challenge is dads versus sons.
18:52Oh, they're goin' down, they're goin' down.
18:55That's an easy win.
18:56Where's the competition?
18:58See who can outperform each other in a sexy...
19:02Oh, s**t.
19:03Oh, yeah.
19:04Oh, we win this.
19:05In a sexy strip tease.
19:07Oh!
19:08What?
19:09Yes!
19:10We like that!
19:10Yes!
19:11We got this.
19:12No, we got this, we got this, we good, we good.
19:14And ladies, get ready,
19:16because you are going to be the judges.
19:19The winning team will win a group date
19:23with the ladies for a night out on the town.
19:25Woo!
19:28No f**king way am I gonna have to get naked
19:31and grind on girls in front of my dad.
19:35Joe, this ain't us.
19:36This is not what our family's about.
19:38So let's try to, you know, keep it classy.
19:41No eye contact.
19:42No touching each other.
19:44I don't know.
19:45All right, but we gotta have a routine plan.
19:47We need a plan.
19:49Keep it simple.
19:50And where it's kind of sexy, kind of funny.
19:52They're going to come and plan it.
19:53You already know that these dads are going.
19:54Oh, well this is a competition.
19:55And I don't want to be the one left
19:56at the house alone tonight.
19:57Oh, f**k!
19:59Hey!
20:00Now we in my groove.
20:02I want the dads, okay?
20:04We're not sitting home while our kids are out on a date.
20:06There you go.
20:07Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
20:10We are not sitting home tonight.
20:13Oh!
20:16Oh my God.
20:16Oh my God.
20:18I can't lose my dad.
20:19Oh God, no.
20:20Not in the striptease.
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh, shit!
20:23Guys, take it off!
20:25Oh, God!
20:34Y'all ready?
20:35Let's do it.
20:39Take your time, baby.
20:40I don't give a f**k about that chair back there.
20:42I'm focused on you, baby girl.
20:44What's up?
20:45I need my boys in the back on cue, though.
20:47Rhythm, way up.
20:48Come on, Chris.
20:49There we go.
20:49Come on, baby.
20:50There we go.
20:51Ooh.
20:57Oh, that's an effect, baby.
20:58That's a London effect.
21:00Me and my dad definitely have not dated in the same pool.
21:02He's sort of recently divorced,
21:04so I think I'm going to definitely be walking on thin ice
21:07in terms of what I'm doing around my dad.
21:09He's going to see some things
21:10that he probably doesn't want to see.
21:11I mean, this is a whole new ballgame to me.
21:14One, two, three, four.
21:17We're going, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
21:21Wait, wait, wait.
21:22Okay, so whenever they do that,
21:24we're right here in step,
21:26or we're going forward in step?
21:28Like, we're going forward in step.
21:29Forward in step.
21:32This is definitely going to be a challenge.
21:34These guys are younger.
21:35Maybe their bodies are a little tighter,
21:37but I think the dads have a little more swagger, you know?
21:40So wait, Stacey, just so I get this right,
21:43are you saying we're going to work the room first,
21:45then we all come back, and then we start the routine?
21:48Yeah.
21:49Okay.
21:50Okay, agreed, agreed, agreed.
21:51We're going to have to bring something
21:53that the sons can't do,
21:55something that they can't bring to the table.
21:58The advantage that we bring is experience.
22:01Young men, they go in hard.
22:04Older guys, they go in long.
22:06So I'm coming with the heat.
22:09He's coming with a big statement.
22:11Don't let him lie to y'all.
22:13We got to win this date with the girls, right?
22:15Imagine our kids win it,
22:16and we're stuck here looking at each other,
22:18and they're out with the girls.
22:19That'd be a little up.
22:22So as you guys know,
22:24I have a background in the industry.
22:27Girl, were you a stripper?
22:28A proud one.
22:29Like.
22:30Yeah, exactly.
22:31Yes, I love it.
22:33I love it.
22:35It's obvious that Barbie was a stripper
22:37because she likes to get all of the attention.
22:41Why should I care?
22:43You know, I thought I was going to make it
22:44into the Loving Arms of Broadway,
22:46but I ended up on a strip club.
22:48So, you know, it is what it is.
22:50I love it.
22:53I see the side eye.
22:54I see the side eye over there.
22:56I'm looking at you, baby.
23:00I can tell Crystal's very uncomfortable with my past,
23:04and it's not even spoken.
23:06It's very like,
23:08the bombastic side eye.
23:11I don't know.
23:12She's being judgmental.
23:15Is he going to do a crutch dance?
23:17Hey, don't talk about crutches,
23:18because I like crutches.
23:23I didn't realize this was all happening.
23:24Wait, okay.
23:25I really, I really, I really,
23:29I really want to go on a date with him,
23:31and St. Louis, because me and St. Louis,
23:33we come from the same hood.
23:35We were able to talk about the same landmarks,
23:38same streets.
23:39I asked Joey how he felt about me being his stepmom.
23:42What?
23:45Wait, hold on.
23:46Who else is feeling Anthony?
23:48Anthony.
23:49That's my good fellas.
23:54Crystal's like, and that's my baby,
23:56and that's my baby, and that's my baby.
23:58They're all her babies,
23:59but that's not going to stop me
24:00from trying to get to know whoever I want.
24:03Hoes before bros?
24:04No.
24:06I'm going to be somebody's stepmom before I leave him.
24:09I ain't lying.
24:13Yeah.
24:14All right, girls.
24:15Let's bring the dads out.
24:18You ready?
24:19You ready?
24:20Let's do it.
24:22Come on out.
24:23Come on, daddy.
24:24Woo!
24:31Yes.
24:33Obviously, it's really important
24:34that we win the first competition with the boys
24:36because we've got the opportunity of going out on a date
24:39with the lovely young ladies.
24:41Since my divorce, I've had two dates,
24:44so I think it's really important to get that connection,
24:46to get the eye contact, the touching, the moves.
24:50Ladies?
24:51Yeah?
24:52You guys ready to go on a date tonight?
24:53Yes.
24:54Aw.
24:55We're so ready.
24:55Wait, maybe.
24:57Maybe?
24:58There's no maybe.
24:59May the best man win.
25:02Woo!
25:06Big loads.
25:08Big loads.
25:08Hi.
25:09Wow.
25:12Oh, my God.
25:15Big loads.
25:17Go ahead and warm it up for us.
25:19Go ahead.
25:19We'll take care of the rest.
25:20See what you got, all right.
25:21We're all ready.
25:22Go ahead.
25:23In a line, boys.
25:24Oh, s***.
25:30All right, all right.
25:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:43Yeah, okay.
25:48I have one word to describe an experience
25:51where a younger guy is doing a strip tease
25:55in front of his father.
25:56That is trauma.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:07The idea of seducing women in front of my dad
26:09is definitely, I think it's a taboo thing for anyone, right?
26:12Yeah.
26:13You've got your mother to think about as well.
26:16Don't get started on that.
26:17Oh, no.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:35I've never actually done a strip tease
26:38with my dad looking over my shoulder,
26:41just looking into my soul.
26:44Yeah, we can definitely go to therapy together.
26:49Woo!
26:51Good job, good job.
26:52All right, boys, nice job.
26:55Now it's time to make room for the dad.
26:58We know women.
27:00You just can't come in and go,
27:01ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, boom, bam, bam.
27:04You gotta set it up.
27:05We're gonna be laid back,
27:06and we're not trying to drop anything too high
27:09because I know I go down too low.
27:11I'm like, oh, Lord, somebody help me.
27:14Ladies, please let me welcome Rod's Pipe and Drain.
27:19Yeah, baby!
27:23The manor in the house!
27:30We are here to clean your drain.
27:33Your is our goal.
27:37No pun intended, but we had a handicap, me.
27:39I'm on crutches, so I couldn't dance.
27:42So we had to come up with a quick strategy,
27:45and we decided I would kind of be the emcee,
27:48a little magic mic action.
27:50Pick it up!
27:52Show him some skin!
27:54Let's go, Pipe, show him a little skin!
28:00I watched for a couple of seconds while I could take it,
28:03and then the cringe started to kick in.
28:05I mean, you're not a bad dancer.
28:07You're a bit of a dad dancer, I won't lie.
28:10All the dads were dad dancers, actually.
28:13Show her what you got!
28:14Right about here!
28:16These studies I've got going on tonight in the striptease,
28:20between the body language, the shaking and grinding,
28:23and there's Ashley, and I'm like, whoa.
28:28These dads are turning us on right now, for sure.
28:31Let's give it to them!
28:37I do see that the sons are embarrassed
28:41by the fact that some of the dads
28:43do have better abs than their own sons.
28:45Anthony, he keeps himself in great shape.
28:49And we are Rod's Pipe and Grave!
28:51Your ****** are going!
28:53Yeah!
28:55Let's take a break!
29:04Hey, guys, listen to this.
29:06Ladies, you've seen all the moves.
29:09It's time for you to decide which team wins.
29:12The fathers or the sons.
29:15Men, give the ladies some space
29:17as they take a moment to discuss and decide the winner.
29:20It's the dads versus the sons on this one,
29:22so besides the fact that the younger guys
29:24get a chance to take the women out,
29:26it's just the fact that, like, I can't lose to my dad as well.
29:29We'll see you in a bit.
29:30You have the younger guys who have,
29:32obviously, less body fat, more abs,
29:34but then you have the dads with more experience
29:37and better moves than some of the younger guys.
29:40And it's not how you look
29:42when you take off your little dinky costume.
29:44It's also who you want to get to know better going forward.
29:48As much as I do like Jacob and we're vibing,
29:50I mean, the dads are so hot.
29:53It's anyone's game right now.
29:55Bye!
29:59Can I talk to you at home?
30:00Oh, Lord.
30:03Holy...
30:05It's about to go down.
30:07I'm not gaslighting you.
30:09I'm friends with women that are much worse than you.
30:11Much worse than me. There it is.
30:13Well, I mean, for real.
30:20I think we made our decision.
30:21Yeah. Yeah.
30:24The dads and sons just performed,
30:26and the ladies get to choose the winner
30:28for a night out on the town.
30:30Yeah, they worried. They're strained.
30:31Yeah, you can see they worried. They worried.
30:33I'm hoping to go on a second date with Barbie,
30:35so there is no option but to win.
30:38There's definitely a possibility that Barbie could form
30:40a connection with the dads tonight,
30:41and I'm a little bit nervous, to be honest.
30:44All right, guys, with much deliberation
30:48and with a hard decision,
30:51we've decided...
30:57..we're going with the daddies!
30:59CHEERING
31:02That's what I'm talking about!
31:06Somehow, by the grace of God, the older men won.
31:12I must say, I don't know how that happened, but they did.
31:15Sorry, boys.
31:16All good.
31:18Boys, don't play with toys.
31:20LAUGHTER
31:21Many of them aren't convinced you guys won.
31:24Many of who? All the women agreed.
31:26I was even told it was my announcing.
31:28Matthew McConaughey, that kind of carried it.
31:31We were told to do a stripping routine.
31:33There was nothing routine about you guys.
31:35You guys was organised chaos.
31:36You're right, it was exceptional. It wasn't routine.
31:39Yours was routine. No, it was an organised chaos.
31:41All right, ladies, let's go!
31:43All right, let's go, let's go, let's go!
31:45Let's go, let's go, let's go!
31:47Bye-bye!
31:48We just lost the striptease to our fathers.
31:51We are going to speech it in our asses right here tonight.
31:54We are not leaving.
31:56Not finding love tonight, absolutely not.
32:00I want to let go right now
32:03Speed it up, slow it down
32:07This is such a fun night.
32:09St Louis, you got to keep up now.
32:11LAUGHTER
32:13So I'm so excited to get out of the house
32:15and go on a date with these guys
32:16because this gives me a chance to get to know them better.
32:19If there are any other women that are interested
32:21in the same guys that I'm interested in,
32:23especially Stacey and Darren, I don't have a strategy.
32:26I'm going to be me.
32:28And I already know they're going to pick me
32:30just because of who I am.
32:31Here we go!
32:33Here we go!
32:35Yeah!
32:39Right here.
32:40Oh, you're perfect.
32:42I did it!
32:43Right here, guys, right here.
32:45Nice.
32:47Perfect, right? How nice is this?
32:50Well, you know, the women have been playing
32:51with the young boys for a little while now,
32:53you know, baby breastfeeding them, I don't know.
32:56But it's time for the men to step up.
32:58It's time for them to come to some real men
33:00to take them out, show them how gentlemen act.
33:02And I know they're not getting that treatment
33:03from the boys at all.
33:10That's what we need.
33:11Hey!
33:12Hey!
33:13I'm going to line them up.
33:20Thank you, sir.
33:21You ever dance with country before?
33:23No.
33:25Normally, it's shake your boobs and shake your ass.
33:28I'm having a good time with the dads at the bar.
33:31I've kind of got my eyes on Anthony
33:33just because he's so different.
33:34He's not my type at all, but he has sort of an energy
33:37about him that's very appealing.
33:39The guys I go for are usually broke,
33:42not that smart, and not that nice.
33:45It's going to be crazy having a choice
33:47between the dads and the sons,
33:49especially seeing that Joey's so hot and cute
33:53and then so is his father.
33:55It could get a little confusing.
33:59Keep staring at your...
34:00I'm sorry.
34:01I'm just looking down.
34:02I'm not doing it on purpose.
34:03Hey, they're the only real... here.
34:06I know.
34:07You're right.
34:08I know.
34:09Perfect.
34:17Wow.
34:19Excellent.
34:20I need something I can sip on.
34:22I ain't no shooter.
34:23I'm a sipper.
34:25You know how we do.
34:26We just... low and sexy from the loose.
34:32So I see Barbie dancing with Darren,
34:35and I'm like, are you serious right now?
34:38Like, you know, I know that she knows
34:41that I'm interested in Darren.
34:43It's about to be a night.
34:46Wait a minute.
34:50You know that... is off-limits.
34:55You're having a good time, baby.
34:57Yeah, absolutely.
34:59What about you?
35:00I'm trying to.
35:01You're trying to?
35:03You want a Cosmo?
35:05I'll go grab you one.
35:08Too soon to be saying someone is off-limits.
35:10Like, girl, what are you doing?
35:12Fair game.
35:14It's not the time.
35:15No one is off-limits.
35:17Not yet.
35:20Cosmo?
35:22She called Darren her man?
35:29To you.
35:31Just to you.
35:34I do?
35:36Thank you.
35:37So do you.
35:45Seeing Crystal act this way triggered me a little bit
35:48because I had told myself that I was not going
35:51to make the same mistakes that I typically do,
35:54which is find the girl with the most drama and go date her.
36:02But then again, Crystal and Barbie are so hot.
36:10Can I talk to you after?
36:12My feet hurt. What's up? I'll get a drink. What's up?
36:15Have a seat.
36:17No, I don't want to do it here.
36:19You want to meet outside?
36:21Yeah.
36:22Oh, Lord. Okay.
36:26I'll be right back, y'all.
36:32Oh, Lord.
36:34I definitely feel there is heat in the air tonight
36:37with Barbie and Crystal.
36:39There's definitely a dynamic going on,
36:41and we were like, holy...
36:44It's about to go down.
36:48Girl, you got a... problem.
36:50Get... out of my face.
36:52Bye.
36:53I don't give a... about the... you, Joy.
36:55Sit your punk ass down.
36:57Yeah.
37:08What's up?
37:09I think that we started off on the right foot,
37:12and I was excited to room with you,
37:14but I'm getting some weird tension from you.
37:17Like, every time I talk about being a stripper in my past,
37:21you get really kind of uncomfortable or mad
37:24or you turn your back to me or you get, like, snarky with me.
37:28And every single time that I'm talking to somebody
37:31that you're interested in, you get upset with me
37:34when it's all of us just talking to everybody
37:36trying to get to know everybody.
37:38Like who?
37:39You did it with Darren tonight.
37:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:43First of all, you were a stripper.
37:45I don't give a... about that.
37:46Then why do you get weird every single time it comes up?
37:48I don't get weird.
37:49No, you're gaslighting me right now.
37:51I'm not gaslighting you.
37:52Girl, I don't give a... about you being a... stripper.
37:55I've been... I'm friends with women that are much worse than you.
37:58Much worse than me? There it is.
38:00Well, I mean, for real.
38:01Much worse than me.
38:02Okay, so what... For real.
38:04Girl!
38:10Hi, can I sit right in the middle of you guys?
38:12Can I let you slide in?
38:14Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. You're...
38:16No, it's okay.
38:17When I confront Crystal,
38:19she was trying to make me look like I was crazy
38:21for bringing up all the things
38:23that she was actually doing in front of me.
38:25She's going after Stacy and Darren and Anthony
38:28and being weird and rude to me about my past,
38:32and she's just not being very nice to me.
38:34You good?
38:35Mm, yeah.
38:36She ain't got no other reality but to be good.
38:41I don't even understand what that means.
38:43Girl, look, I'm good.
38:45Hey, I know. I'm good.
38:47I'm good.
38:48Basically, I got called out on some bullsh...
38:51about somebody's...
38:53what they do with their life
38:55that I don't... care about.
38:57That's what that was.
38:59But I ain't the one.
39:01You already know.
39:02So what I really think it is
39:04is that Barbie must have thought
39:07that she was going to be the woman in the house
39:10that was going to get all of the attention.
39:12And then here we are at the bar,
39:14and I'm getting called out for acting a certain way
39:18because she says she's a stripper.
39:20I'm like, girl, get out of here.
39:22If you got a problem with you being a past stripper,
39:25then that is your problem.
39:27I don't give a...
39:28if you go out there and sell your... down the corner.
39:30I don't give a...
39:31Treat me like it... matters.
39:33We all got a... past.
39:35Why do you feel bad about you being a stripper?
39:38I don't feel bad.
39:40I feel bad when women who have children like me
39:43and you judge me for it.
39:45What did I do to judge you?
39:49Historically, seeing women fight like this
39:52is not unattractive.
39:54This is the type of women that I always go for.
39:58I had just made the decision
40:00that I was going to go for something a little less spicy.
40:04Normally, it's no, I'm the moth, that drama is the flame,
40:07and I fly into it and die.
40:09But the new me, this is a red flag.
40:13I might have said, okay.
40:15Girl, you got a... problem.
40:17Get the... out of my... face.
40:19Bye. Bye.
40:20And here you go.
40:21Bye.
40:22There you go. Sit in the middle.
40:24I ain't got to sit in the middle.
40:26I ain't got to sit in the middle.
40:27Get yourself a jet.
40:28If I... you, that's what it is.
40:30No, it's the other way around.
40:32Bye.
40:33I don't give a...
40:34Because you... stripper.
40:36I don't give a...
40:38The screaming match between the two ladies,
40:40for me personally, is unacceptable.
40:42I don't think that Barbie and Crystal
40:44are necessarily acting like
40:46the most mature, refined women right now,
40:48and I do see how it could potentially
40:51give the rest of us a bad rap.
40:53I don't give a... about what the... you done.
40:55You said worse.
40:56No, no, I ain't said... to you.
40:58Worse than you.
40:59Sit your punk ass down.
41:01My punk ass?
41:02Sit your punk ass down.
41:04Yeah.
41:05My punk ass?
41:06Yeah.
41:15She better throw it at the floor,
41:16because she ain't going to throw it at me.
41:18Crystal is obviously gaslighting me
41:20into believing that my experience is not the truth.
41:24No, I don't give a...
41:26My punk ass.
41:28At this point, I'm like,
41:29girl, why are you really pissed off?
41:30I mean, just really just go ahead and admit the truth.
41:33You're mad at me because I'm getting more attention,
41:36and you thought that you were going to be queen,
41:38be up in here, and you not.
41:42Ooh!
41:43Barbie!
41:44What's going down? What's going down?
41:46Just grab all my...
41:48Everything on this bed is mine.
41:50I better move...
41:52With Barbie moving out,
41:53clearly there are some hard feelings.
41:55Do you think I was wrong?
41:57Like you said,
41:58you don't throw objects, you throw hands.
42:00I throw hands.
42:01We're going to have an experience of sexual yoga.
42:04Can you please snuggle a bit closer?
42:07I'm trying to, like, stay focused,
42:09but how do you do that when your dad's there?
42:12I've been holding a secret,
42:14and I have to get it off my chest.
42:16The reason why I'm not having a connection is...
42:20Oh.
42:25Who the... is that?
42:27What the hell is this girl doing here?
42:30Is she here for what we're here for?
42:32Is she here to just stir... up?
42:34What's going on?