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04:13What the...
04:22Mr and Mrs Crabdinkle
04:24Welcome home
04:36So I told my dad
04:38Like it's only the crushing zucchinis
04:40Only like the hottest band of the millennium
04:42And he said if I want to go
04:44I have to buy the tickets with my own money
04:46So I said to him
04:48What money?
04:52Watch this
05:03Not exactly a hole in one
05:05But gratifying nonetheless
05:13You can't go on like this
05:15The dark circles under your eyes
05:17The sallow skin
05:19I want that telescope, Elaine
05:21At what cost?
05:23Two bucks an hour
05:25That's what it costs
05:27Two bucks an hour?
05:29Yup
05:30That's criminal
05:31It is?
05:32The Crabdinkles are violating child labor laws
05:34They are?
05:36But they're my neighbors
05:38You break your back for those people
05:40It's true, I work hard
05:42You're worth twice what they're paying you
05:44I am?
05:45I mean, I am
05:47And this is the thanks you get?
05:49It stinks
05:50You have to quit
05:52I will
05:54I won't
05:56I need the money
05:58Then for the sake of your self-esteem
06:00At least ask for a raise
06:02I won't ask for a raise
06:04I'll demand a raise
06:074 dollars an hour
06:09After all, I've stayed at this rate for over a year now
06:12And I feel I work very hard for you
06:15It's what my friends make
06:17And well, this job is harder than most
06:20Ah, why?
06:22Well, as I'm sure you realize
06:25Montana and Dakota are high maintenance
06:28What do you mean by that?
06:31You know, difficult, challenging
06:35Somewhat insane
06:37Since you've been honest with us
06:40We'll be honest with you
06:43Fired?
06:44Fired?
06:45They don't know how lucky they were to have me
06:48No one else would put up with those twins
06:50The indignity, the injustice, the...
06:54The joy, the bliss
06:58No more will I have to peel spaghetti off the ceiling
07:01No more will I have to unclog toilets jammed with dolls' heads
07:05I'm free!
07:07But what about your telescope?
07:10I'll do whatever it takes
07:12Polish the silver, shine your shoes, take a pay cut
07:16Just please give me my job back
07:19Give me a second chance
07:21What are you doing?
07:24Rehearsing the fine art of groveling
07:26How did I do?
07:28You were a trembling, pathetic mess
07:32Good work
07:34Thanks
07:38Wish me luck
07:40Break a leg
07:42Remember, under no circumstances can they eat super fizzle cherry rockets
07:49And bedtime is eight o'clock
07:53You're too late
07:55They found a new sitter
07:57Who?
07:58Have a good evening
08:01That voice...
08:03Sincerity?
08:08Sincerity, taking a job?
08:10But why?
08:12Susie Krautmeier told me she needs the money to buy crushing zucchini concert tickets
08:17Sincerity has my old job
08:19I have no job
08:21And I'll never get my telescope before the sale ends
08:24Oh, the injustice, the cruel hand of fate
08:28Or the stroke of good luck
08:41You sure this is the right place?
08:45Hello
08:55Of course, you're free to raid the pantry whenever you want
09:02And once the baby's gone to sleep, you can watch TV
09:05Holy cow!
09:07I mean, okay
09:09Would you like to hold Maddy?
09:14Mimi!
09:15She knows my name
09:17You can start this Friday
09:19Oh, and the pay is four dollars an hour
09:22You should have seen the TV
09:24And the food
09:26And the pool
09:27Oh, and the baby's cute too
09:29At four bucks an hour, I'll have my telescope in no time
09:33Sincerity can have the crab-dangled kids
09:45Get that thing away from me!
09:50Except I forgot one thing
09:52Sincerity loathes children
09:55It'll be okay, Mimi
09:57This is the same girl who gave away her terrier because she thought his eyes were set too close together
10:03The same girl who brought her baby brother to the mall for a refund
10:07Mimi, it's the crab-dangled kids
10:10How long can Sincerity last?
10:12I give her two days
10:14Hey, Sincerity, how's the new job?
10:17Fantastique!
10:19Those twins are angels
10:21And guess what?
10:22Their parents are so happy with my work
10:24They're giving me a raise
10:26Four dollars an hour
10:29There's something rotten in that house of crab-dangle
10:33And I've got to find out what it is
10:36What do you see? Chaos?
10:39No
10:40Tears of madness?
10:43I see three kids eating supper
10:46Throwing it
10:47No
10:48Barfing it
10:49No
10:50Let me see
11:02Montana saying, pass the potatoes please
11:05Dakota eating with his fork
11:07They were polite, obedient, quiet
11:10It can only mean one thing
11:12Sincerity's good at her job?
11:14Sincerity's brainwashed the children
11:28Pass the potatoes please
11:31Pass the potatoes please
11:33Pass the potatoes please
11:37Hi, Sincerity
11:39You look lovely today
11:41I'll scrub the floors
11:43And when I'm done, I'll play quietly in my room
11:47Next!
11:53For the sake of the children
11:55I must get to the bottom of this
11:58Mimi's got a plan
12:02My ultimate spying weapon, the kitty cam
12:06Go forth, Wimbledon, and gather incriminating evidence
12:32Wimbledon, really?
12:34You were on an important spy mission
12:37And that was no time for a snack
12:39This is almost as good as cocks
12:54Forgot, the twins are alert
12:58Oh no, what chaos have I wrought
13:01You were only trying to help
13:03No, Elaine, you were right
13:05I just couldn't accept that Sincerity might be able to handle the crab-dinkle kids better than me
13:10That's not the only reason you did all this
13:13It isn't?
13:14Did it ever cross your mind that you actually like the crab-dinkle kids more than me?
13:19I don't know, Elaine
13:21I don't know
13:23It isn't?
13:24Did it ever cross your mind that you actually like the crab-dinkle kids?
13:28Perish the thought!
13:30They're nutbars!
13:32But they weren't my nutbars
13:35Mom told me I was a lot like them when I was their age
13:38If you can believe it
13:40You're kidding
13:41But the time has come to lay down my kitty cam and admit defeat
13:45Hey Mimi, look!
13:47Time for a little reminder, brats
13:50You will obey my every command
13:52You will cook your own meals
13:54And do all the cleaning
13:56And praise me to your parents
13:58And in exchange
14:00I will give you this bag of super-fizzled cherry rockets
14:04Just as soon as I've saved up enough money for my concert tickets
14:08Then I can bid you snot-brains good riddance
14:13So, the kids get some super-fizzled cherry rockets
14:16So what?
14:19You don't understand, Elaine
14:21When the crab-dinkle twins eat those things
14:24There's a chemical reaction
14:27Last year they were given super-fizzled cherry rockets by a kindly old aunt
14:33By the time the reaction were off
14:35The aunt had lost her teeth
14:38And the fire department had to get the kids off the roof
14:41I heard the aunt will be getting out of the asylum any day now
14:45If the crab-dinkles eat super-fizzled cherry rockets
15:03For the sake of kindly old aunts and unsuspecting citizens everywhere
15:07We must put a stop to this madness before it's too late
15:15A.K.A. The Crab-Dinkles
15:46À moins que...
15:49Mission possible
16:11Un peu plus à droite
16:13Un peu plus à gauche
16:16Aïe !
16:17Le hésium bouge
16:19Je le vois, c'est sur le sol
16:21Baisse-moi
16:25Pousse-moi ! Pousse-moi !
16:26Oui !
16:27Mission accomplie
16:30Appuie sur moi, Bradley !
16:39On l'a fait !
16:41On a sauvé les Crab-Dinkles et des autres de la destruction
16:51Désolée
17:00C'était une très mauvaise soirée
17:03La soirée d'aujourd'hui ?
17:04Oui
17:06Quelle heure est-il ?
17:07Cinq heures
17:08Cinq heures ?
17:10Je dois arriver à mon nouveau travail dans une demi-heure !
17:38Mimi !
17:44Mimi !
17:52Faites attention aux twins, j'ai besoin d'un mot avec leur chasseur
17:55Mais... mais je...
17:59Alors, comment ça va avec ces J ?
18:02Ça doit être terriblement excitant
18:05J'ai dormi dans cette petite chaise toute la journée
18:10Je crois que ça vous appartient
18:14Laissez-le bouger, il a besoin de l'exercice
18:19Il est presque tombé dans le poêle
18:21Vous êtes le pire enfant que j'ai jamais vu
18:25Alors...
18:27Vous avez lu de bons livres récemment ?
18:29Vraiment ?
18:35Hey !
18:36Vous, les enfants, aimez les roquettes de cherries ?
18:39Et je sais tout sur les roquettes de cherries
18:42Dès que les Crabdingles rentrent à la maison, je vais leur dire
18:47Allez-y !
18:48J'allais quitter la soirée d'aujourd'hui
18:51J'ai sauvé assez d'argent pour mes tickets de concert
18:54Et d'ailleurs, j'en ai marre de ces petits enfants horribles
18:59Ils ne sont pas des petits enfants horribles !
19:02Ok, parfois ils sont des petits enfants horribles
19:05Mais ils sont aussi des enfants
19:07Ils ont besoin d'être joués, de parler
19:12Chassez-les !
19:13Non !
19:24Chassez-les !
19:54Chassez-les !
19:56Chassez-les !
20:09Chassez-les !
20:23Mme Barrett !
20:25Est-ce que je suis en retard ?
20:31Le concert des Crabdingles était génial !
20:34Garth, le chanteur, il m'a regardé toute la journée
20:38Vous savez, ce genre de chose n'est pas si mauvaise
20:49Je t'aime, Mimi
20:52Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
20:57Qu'est-ce qui est si drôle ?
20:58J'ai juste faim dans le poêle
21:22Je t'aime, Mimi
21:24Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:27Je t'aime, Mimi
21:29Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:32Je t'aime, Mimi
21:34Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:37Je t'aime, Mimi
21:39Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:42Je t'aime, Mimi
21:44Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:47Je t'aime, Mimi
21:49Croyez-le ou non, Dakota, je t'aime aussi
21:52Je t'aime, Mimi