Bella and The Bulldogs S02E01 Wide Deceiver
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00:00See? Quarterback. Barbecue. Get it?
00:05Yeah, I get it.
00:08Kind of wish I could un-get it.
00:11I'm so excited to see my friends after I've been away all summer.
00:15It feels like it's been forever.
00:17Dawson, it's only been two months.
00:19Bella! I haven't seen you in forever!
00:25Stephanie!
00:28Oh! Oh my gosh, I've missed you!
00:31How was your summer?
00:33Uh, actually, I spent most of it in summer school with Sawyer,
00:36but it wasn't that bad because he-
00:37Troy!
00:38Hey, QB!
00:40Oh, I miss the old Bella hugs!
00:44And the bruised ribs that come with them.
00:47How was your grandparent's house?
00:49It was great. Grams loves her Troy Troy.
00:53Anyway, look, there's something I need to talk to you about.
00:56Pepper and Sawyer!
00:59Second heir, he'll protect your ribs.
01:01Oh, Sawyer's in the house!
01:05I cannot wait to hear all about your summer!
01:07Okay, first we have to-
01:08Ooh! Group selfie, don't move. I'll get my phone.
01:13Well, we may have been apart this summer,
01:15but it's good to see nothing's changed.
01:17What happened to you?
01:22Hey, guys.
01:23And before you say anything,
01:25on my family's annual sailing trip,
01:27I, uh, got a little color.
01:31I didn't know crispy was a color.
01:34Yeah, so, go easy on me.
01:36My sunburn's still pretty tender.
01:38The slightest touch hurts like you wouldn't believe.
01:41No!
01:44I know, I missed you too!
01:52You won't find me in the bleachers.
01:55Now that girl is one of us.
01:57I'm made of spice and sugar.
01:59She's pretty, so pretty tough.
02:01But not a little bitter.
02:03We ought to look like a dozen.
02:05And you get, you get.
02:07Her game changer, playmaker.
02:09Take the ball, she'll see you live.
02:11I'm gonna dream like, team like,
02:13living like one of the boys.
02:15She got it going, going,
02:17she got it going on.
02:19I'm gonna play like Friday night,
02:21living like one of the boys.
02:23She got it going, going,
02:25she got it going on.
02:35Wow, film cam sounds amazing!
02:38Yeah, I learned so much.
02:40Like, if your movie's not working,
02:42you can fix it by adding an explosion,
02:44or a fart sound,
02:46or even better, an exploding fart sound.
02:49Film cam sounds a lot like my house.
02:51Papa, how was football camp?
02:53Oh, it was cool.
02:55I learned some new skills, met some new friends,
02:57and what was that other thing?
03:00Oh, yeah, I'm going to meet
03:02Kurt Warner!
03:04Oh, wow, that's amazing!
03:06That is amazing!
03:08Who's Burt Warner?
03:12Kurt Warner's a two-time MVP
03:15and Super Bowl-winning quarterback.
03:17And even more amazing,
03:19people underestimated him and said that
03:21he would never play quarterback for the NFL.
03:23Kind of like how people underestimated me
03:25and said I would never play quarterback.
03:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. So how did this happen?
03:30I won the QP Award at camp,
03:32and the prize was two tickets to meet him
03:34during his show at the NFL Network.
03:36Ooh, he's on TV.
03:38Now that I get it.
03:40My mom is going to drop me off while she goes to the outlets.
03:43My only problem is, who do I give the other ticket to?
03:47I think you have some options.
03:49Hey!
03:54I'll make you kiss Lorraine!
03:56I'll trade you my kidney!
03:57I'll trade you Ricky's kidney!
04:00Okay, okay, okay!
04:03Y'all can just relax and enjoy the party.
04:06I've already decided who I'm giving the ticket to.
04:09Oh, man.
04:14You have no idea who you're giving the ticket to.
04:17Not a clue.
04:19Well, perhaps you should choose the person
04:21who's dedicated the most time and energy to the team.
04:27That could work.
04:30I'll hold a team practice.
04:32Whoever showed the most dedication
04:34by staying in the best shape over summer
04:36wins the ticket.
04:38Uh-huh, uh-huh.
04:40You could do that.
04:42Or you could give it to someone that you admire.
04:46Say, an older mentor figure?
04:49No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
04:56Hey, Huggins.
04:58Check out what I got.
05:00You thinking what I'm thinking?
05:02Little Smokies Challenge!
05:04Go, go, go, go, go!
05:09Um, what is happening right now?
05:12And more importantly, why?
05:15In summer school, Sawyer kept himself entertained
05:18by doing the grossest dares possible.
05:24At first, I just enjoyed watching him suffer.
05:28But then when he dared me, I could not back down.
05:31What?
05:33Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:35Uh-huh.
05:37Oh, can you believe he just said that?
05:41Oh, it's on.
05:43Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:46Well, I guess those two found a new...
05:50thing?
05:52That's...interesting.
05:58And gross.
06:07All right, guys!
06:09Our first game is against Whitworth Academy,
06:12the top team in the state.
06:14But I'm sure you've all been staying in shape
06:16and eating healthy.
06:21Trans fats, bro.
06:25Okay, so let's get out there and make it count!
06:28Hoo-rah!
06:29Go!
06:31Ow! Ow!
06:33Thunder! Ow!
06:35Ow, suffer! Ow, suffer!
06:38Ow!
06:40Move! Move, lotion!
06:43What are you doing?
06:45No, just...just go. Just go.
06:47Leave me. Leave me. Don't hurt me.
06:49Aah! Aah!
06:51Come on, guys!
06:58Whoa!
07:00Come on!
07:05Oh!
07:08This is pathetic.
07:10I can't believe no one stayed in shape all summer.
07:15Quiet, Chris. Stop whining.
07:20Listen up, everyone.
07:22The whole point of this practice
07:24was to see who was in the best shape
07:26and deserved to meet Kurt Warner.
07:28Oh! I did not see that coming.
07:32But it turns out
07:34only one of you put in any work this summer.
07:37So, congratulations, Troy.
07:40Thanks, Bella.
07:42But, look, there's something you should know about Whitworth.
07:46Oh, you don't have to tell me about Whitworth.
07:48That's gonna be one of our toughest games of the year.
07:51Y'all look terrible!
07:53Except for this guy.
07:55Thanks. I knew I could count on you.
07:58Yeah.
08:01Is everything cool?
08:05Sure. Yeah, I'm cool.
08:07Thanks, Bella.
08:09Okay, see you tomorrow.
08:23One, two, three, jump!
08:26Come on!
08:30Ew!
08:32Ever since Sophie and Sawyer started this dare thing,
08:34I barely see her anymore.
08:36I miss my friend.
08:38Me, too.
08:39Today, Sawyer and I were supposed to go bike riding,
08:41and without a second person,
08:43a tandem bike is just a two-wheeled cage of death.
08:48How are we gonna hang out with them?
08:50All they want to do is outgross each other.
08:56Hey, where are you guys going?
08:58We're going outside to see how many jumping jacks
09:00it takes to yak up what we just downed.
09:03They call them jumping yaks.
09:05My record's one.
09:09I'd never make it to the parking lot.
09:12Hey, here's an idea.
09:15Why don't Newton and I join you for the next dare?
09:17Huh?
09:18Uh, I don't know.
09:20Our next dare's not for the faint of heart.
09:22Or stomach.
09:23Or nose.
09:25Uh, we can handle it.
09:27Right, Newt?
09:28Huh?
09:29See? We're in.
09:31Great. See you guys later.
09:33Um, Pepper, quick question.
09:36Huh?
09:39You're right.
09:40We don't have to do it.
09:42You can always just ride that tandem bike
09:44with your stepmom, Brenda.
09:47Fine.
09:49I'm in.
09:50She pedals too fast for me anyway.
09:53You need the exercise, Newt.
09:55Not everyone lives at Cardio Bar, Brenda.
10:04We've got three and a half hours to Dallas.
10:06I've got a 64-ounce coffee,
10:08a carpool pass, and a lead foot.
10:10Let's hit it.
10:13I'm so glad you're here, Troy.
10:15I can't think of anyone I'd rather be doing this with.
10:18I mean, Nick Jonas, but that just...
10:20Goes without saying. Yeah, I get it.
10:23Seriously, though, you're the most dedicated Bulldog I know.
10:26We're gonna crush it this season.
10:28Yeah.
10:30About this season...
10:32And that's why I made you this.
10:34It has all the new plays I want to try
10:36in our first game against Whitworth.
10:38I thought we could go over it together.
10:40Bella, look, I can't read this.
10:42Don't worry. It's mostly pictures and symbols.
10:44No, it's not that.
10:46Look, I can't read those plays
10:48because it would be cheating.
10:50Troy, what are you talking about?
10:53Okay, look, I've been trying to tell you this.
10:55Remember how Whitworth tried to recruit me last season?
10:58Yeah.
11:00Well, while I was at my grandparents',
11:02they offered me a spot again.
11:04This time, they guaranteed I'd be a starter.
11:06So I accepted.
11:08I'm going to Whitworth.
11:10So you're leaving the Bulldogs?
11:13You could put it like that.
11:23So on a positive note,
11:25we only have three hours and 24 minutes to go.
11:30Yay!
11:32Whoo!
11:43You know what?
11:45Billy Bob's Blanket Barn better have a straight jacket
11:47because I am crazy for a buy-one-get-one sale.
11:51Kids, are you loco for BOGO, too?
11:56Okay, then. Good talk.
12:00Ella, look.
12:02I can't understand if you're upset about this.
12:04Uh, why would I be upset about a BOGO sale?
12:06You buy one blanket and get one free.
12:10You know I'm talking about Whitworth.
12:14Troy, you don't have to explain.
12:17Whitworth has great teachers,
12:20and their football program produces tons of NFL players.
12:24Total no-brainer.
12:28Well, as long as you're okay with it.
12:30Oh, yeah.
12:32Super okay with it.
12:40What's so funny?
12:42Oh, nothing.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48It's just kind of hilarious
12:50that I gave you the extra ticket
12:52because I thought you were the most dedicated player.
12:54But it turns out
12:56you're the most dedicated player
12:58for another team.
13:02Okay, isn't that hilarious?
13:04Mother, isn't that so hilarious?
13:10I'm kind of scared to answer right now, honey.
13:14Okay, Bella, it is obvious you are not okay.
13:17Uh, if we could just talk about this, I think.
13:19I wish I could,
13:21but this is my favorite jam,
13:23and I always sing along!
13:25Why me?
13:27Or me?
13:29Could this be?
13:31Because there's something I love
13:33There's time to something I love
13:35Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:37Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:39Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:41Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:43Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:45Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
13:51Welcome
13:53to the locker room challenge.
13:55First up is
13:57bobbing for apples.
13:59That doesn't sound so bad.
14:01In the bin of eternally moist towels.
14:05Why are they eternally moist?
14:09No one knows.
14:11For this dare,
14:13climb into the bin and find an apple
14:15with your mouth.
14:17What a creative twist!
14:19So fun!
14:21Now, no peeking
14:23while we shake the apple
14:25to its moisty depths.
14:33Pepper, I can't do this.
14:35I don't like being moist.
14:37I don't even like saying the word
14:39moist.
14:41Makes me wanna
14:45Newt, if we want to hang
14:47with our friends, we have to handle these dares.
14:49You can do this.
14:53It gets moist as you go down.
14:55It gets moist as you go down.
15:11Newt.
15:13Newt!
15:15You don't think he's...
15:17Dude!
15:19You did it!
15:21You found the apple!
15:23Yes.
15:25But I lost my innocence.
15:41I bet no one
15:43can drink while mouth-goggled.
15:45I bet no one can drink
15:47while mouth-goggled tea than me.
15:49We'll see about that.
15:51These are Ebola's
15:53corn-eating teeth.
15:55They're more corn than teeth.
16:03Fancy a couple?
16:15Two?
16:17Friendship.
16:45Woo!
16:47Woo!
16:49Woo!
16:51Woo!
16:53Woo!
16:59Now, in just a moment,
17:01Kurt Warner will stop by
17:03on his way to film his TV show.
17:05You guys are about to meet
17:07a football legend.
17:09Be right back.
17:11Cool jersey.
17:13Oh, thanks. I played for Silverado West.
17:15And so did he until he decided
17:17to abandon his friends and all that
17:19we worked so hard to accomplish.
17:21Well, sounds like
17:23someone's ready to talk about Whitworth.
17:25You're going to Whitworth Academy?
17:27That's the best football school in town.
17:29Okay, mind your business, please. Thank you.
17:31Yeah.
17:33I'm sorry.
17:35This is such a surprise, Bella.
17:37I wanted to find a better way to tell you.
17:39I tried at the barbecue and again at practice,
17:41but the timing never worked out.
17:43Ow!
17:45Did you just pinch me?
17:47Sorry.
17:49I was going to warn you, but the timing never worked out.
17:53Uh, kids?
17:55Is there a problem here?
17:57Yeah, this guy. He was just saying
17:59he thinks Kurt Warner is way overrated.
18:03You quarterback stabber.
18:05Okay, if you want to stay,
18:07I suggest you refrain from trashing my hero.
18:11Bella, look.
18:13Why are you so upset?
18:15You supported me last year
18:17when the Whitworth guy tried to recruit me.
18:19I supported you leaving
18:21because I didn't think you would leave.
18:23That doesn't make any sense.
18:25Mind your business!
18:27You don't make any sense.
18:29This goes all the way back to when you first started the team.
18:31What are you even saying?
18:33I said mind your business!
18:35Ow!
18:39I pinched Kurt Warner.
18:43You hurt Kurt.
18:47You're gonna get thrown out.
18:51What did I do?
18:53She's the pincher!
18:57Thank you for that.
18:59See what you did?
19:05Do you need a hand sanitizer?
19:07No, thanks.
19:09It doesn't work on memories.
19:13Well, at least we're hanging out with our friends again.
19:15Yep, and we're both miserable.
19:17I haven't puked this much
19:19since Brenda asked me to write her wedding vows.
19:25Yeah, I could be downtown
19:27at an awesome film festival right now.
19:29Are you talking about
19:31the Romanian Romantic Comedy Convention?
19:33Rom-Rom-Com-Con?
19:35You like Rom-Rom-Com-Con?
19:37I love Rom-Rom-Com-Con.
19:39When Henrik met Serenya,
19:41that got me through some dark times.
19:47So good.
19:51You know, maybe we're overreacting.
19:55We're always gonna be friends with Sophie and Sawyer.
19:57But we don't have to do everything they do.
19:59Prepare for the moldy
20:01leftover challenge.
20:03We don't have to do what you do.
20:05No, now you're gonna check out the Rom-Rom-Com-Con.
20:07Okay, cool.
20:09Hey, you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?
20:11Totally.
20:13Hey, Sawyer, tandem bike later?
20:15I told you we will never tandem bike.
20:17Okay, well, think about it.
20:23Rom-Rom-Com-Com?
20:25Talk about gross.
20:31You've gotta smell this.
20:41I should be exchanging
20:43click pics with Kurt Warner right now.
20:45You only have yourself to blame.
20:47Myself has you to blame.
20:49You're the one who pinched him.
20:51I thought I was pinching
20:53the headset guy.
20:55Well, why are you pinching anybody?
20:57Well...
20:59You're so wrong.
21:05And I bet Kurt Warner agrees with me.
21:07Bella, wait!
21:21Hi, Mr. Warner.
21:23Sorry for the whole pinching thing earlier.
21:25My friend and I got a little excited.
21:27But I promise we've totally
21:29calmed down now.
21:31Oh, man, it's Kurt Warner!
21:33I never thought I'd get another chance to meet you.
21:35Bella, it's Kurt!
21:37Kurt, it's you!
21:39Kurt Warner, MVP NFL!
21:41Give me a hug.
21:43After what happened earlier, how about just a handshake?
21:45Hugs it is.
21:47You know, kids,
21:49I'm all about meeting the fans,
21:51but I don't think you're supposed to be on stage.
21:53Okay, we'll be quick.
21:55The show starts in exactly
21:57two minutes and 12 seconds.
21:59Then stop interrupting me.
22:01Okay, Troy and I play for the same team.
22:03Ooh, girl football player?
22:05Nice.
22:07Kurt, time!
22:09Anyway,
22:11Troy wants to leave for another school.
22:13Not just any school.
22:15The best football school in the state.
22:17So that's our question.
22:19Should Troy do the honorable thing
22:21and stay,
22:23or should he simply abandon his team?
22:25Well, uh,
22:27and I'm not just saying this because I'm on the air
22:29in 72 seconds, but, Troy,
22:31I really think you ought to stay with your team.
22:33Shabooya!
22:35You don't think I want to stay?
22:37It's killing me to leave my team.
22:39My friends,
22:41my school, it's like
22:43leaving my home.
22:45But this is my dream.
22:47And Whitworth can get me to the NFL.
22:49Isn't that worth
22:51leaving for?
22:53You know what, Troy?
22:55I really can relate.
22:57When it comes to football, it's all about
22:59putting your teammates first.
23:01Yeah. I guess maybe
23:03you're right. No, he's not.
23:05What?
23:07Yeah, what?
23:09If football's really about putting
23:11your teammates first,
23:13you should be telling me to put Troy first.
23:15Can't you see how much this means to him?
23:17It's his dream.
23:19But I'm agreeing with you.
23:21Well, you were wrong.
23:23Troy,
23:25you have to go to Whitworth.
23:27I'm sorry.
23:29I was being selfish.
23:31And Kurt Warner really should have noticed that.
23:35Is there anything else
23:37I can do for you in the next 15 seconds?
23:39Yeah.
23:41Can I be on TV?
23:43I'm not sure.
23:45Let's ask security.
23:49So,
23:51does this mean
23:53you're okay with me leaving?
23:55No.
23:57But I will be.
23:59I just realized
24:01I'm not this upset
24:03over losing a teammate.
24:05I'm upset because I feel like I'm losing
24:07one of my best friends.
24:09I wish you didn't have to leave.
24:11I'm gonna miss you.
24:13Yeah, I'm gonna miss you, too.
24:15Oh, come on.
24:17Give me another rib breaker.
24:19Oh!
24:23That was just an expression.
24:35Hey, pal, look.
24:37Thanks for coming with me to tell the guys.
24:39I don't think you know what you're walking into, Troy.
24:41You thought I was upset?
24:43The guys are gonna be
24:45totally devastated.
24:47That's awesome!
24:49Sweet.
24:51Amazing.
24:53Now you're guaranteed
24:55to go to the NFL.
24:57You're the first of us to touch tomorrow.
25:01Wait.
25:03So none of you guys are upset?
25:05Who would be upset about Troy living his dream?
25:07Yeah, Bella.
25:09Only a selfish butt-knuckle would do that.
25:11I did that.
25:13Butt-knuckle say what?
25:15Huh?
25:21Wow.
25:23You guys should run.
25:25She's a pincher.