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00:00All right, you ! Hold it right there !
00:04Oh, man ! Bust it !
00:07All right, you ! You're coming with me !
00:09But why, man ? You're the dog catcher, I'm a cat, man !
00:12Oh, really ? Well, how do I know you're not just a very clever dog disguised as a cat ?
00:31I need your neck and your clothes.
00:36Oh, man ! This is beautiful, man !
00:40We now return to Free Billy !
00:43The story of a killer whale finally freed from his aquarium
00:46who then finds work as a school bus driver in a small New England town.
00:51I can't do this ! I hate this !
00:53Can't breathe ! Need water !
00:56Hello !
00:57Huh ? What ?
01:00Have you seen this dog ?
01:06Um, well, he looks a little like... No !
01:09No, I can't say I do know this ! You say this is a dog !
01:18I'll be back !
01:26Hey, Sharky !
01:29Yes, I know I'm not welcome over here.
01:31I'm really sorry I accidentally burned down your dog house.
01:33But you gotta understand, that fire gun looked exactly like my blow dryer.
01:36But it looks like you've done a really good job rebuilding it,
01:38and the guest house is a lovely addition.
01:44Well, see ? There was a dog catcher over at my house.
01:46He was looking for you, and he looked meaner than any of the others.
01:49His eyes seemed to, well, glow.
01:53OK, Sharky, if you're not worried, I'm not worried.
02:02Oh well, Sharky, at least the guest house is OK.
02:12Gee, Sharky, that dog catcher can do some pointers about road safety !
02:16He's no dog catcher. He's a sharkinator. Look out !
02:23Run !
02:38Sharky, listen to me carefully.
02:40You must come with me if you want to live.
02:42The future of canine existence depends on it.
02:44Hey, this sounds neat ! Is there any way I can help ?
02:47Yes, you could probably help.
02:50OK, Sharky, he's gone. You can take off the bulletproof vest.
02:56I think I have yoga poisoning.
03:01Sharky wants to know why that dog catcher is so mad at him,
03:03and why someone as lovely as you is putting her dog ears on the line for him.
03:06My name is Tara. I come from the future.
03:09In the year 2096, I was born.
03:12I was born in the year 2000.
03:15My name is Tara. I come from the future.
03:18In the year 2096, Animal Control is run by Skypet Systems
03:21and becomes fully operational in 2098, completely run by computers.
03:28In 2099, dog catchers are fully automated.
03:31In the year 2010, the robots go mental.
03:33They pick up all dogs, even domestic pets with collars and bells and everything.
03:36They put them in a pound where they force them to learn humiliating tricks.
03:41A great canine leader rose from the ashes of a world-gone mad.
03:46His name is Sparky.
03:49Sparky is Sharky's great-great-grandson.
03:52Kumbaya! Sharky!
03:55Sharky saved the world? Our own little Sharky? This guy?
03:59Sharky can only save the world if he lives.
04:01The evil robotic dog catcher sent a Sharkinator back in time
04:04to make sure that Sharky here never has puppies,
04:06so that Sparky is never born to lead the canine rebellion.
04:09I was sent by the canine resistance to protect Sharky.
04:13Sharky says he appreciates it, but he can take care of himself.
04:17You fail to understand. This is a Sharkinator, a squashing machine,
04:20and he will not stop until Sharky is crushed.
04:22Oh, well, we were not aware.
04:24Now I have to get you two out of here.
04:26We have to find somewhere that is totally safe. Follow me.
04:37This way, through here.
04:42Oh!
04:47Bug!
04:48Ah! Get him off! Get him off! Get him off me!
04:51We'll rest here.
04:52We sure feel safe with you, Charles.
04:55We've got to appropriate that hog.
05:00That's not a hog. I mean, not really. That's Wendy Elizabeth.
05:03I'm talking about the bike. Her wheels.
05:07Here he comes. Eek, pedal faster.
05:13Sharky, we have to do something.
05:19Good work, Sharky. Eek, turn in here.
05:21We've got to find some faster wheels.
05:27He can't catch us on this rocket. He just can't.
05:30Going too fast!
05:37Ah!
05:50You stupid animatronic device!
05:52You cannot run across there.
05:54You'll frighten the children and invade the law school.
05:57You will ruin the fun of our theme park.
06:07Oh, my God! These barrels are a great hiding place.
06:09Get down. Someone's coming.
06:13You all right in there?
06:14Uh, just fine, thank you.
06:16Good, because you're on.
06:22My cannon! Where's my cannon?
06:29Ah!
06:31The Hubble telescope's finally working.
06:34The Hubble telescope's finally working.
06:36Look at that. We can actually make out creatures millions of light years away.
06:40This is remarkable. We see you.
06:42Give us a message. Tell us something about your civilization.
06:53Oh, well, I guess it wasn't anything important.
06:55Let's have lunch.
06:59Now I've got you.
07:04Good job, Eek. Are you okay?
07:06I'm fine. And Pee-Pee?
07:08This way. Quickly.
07:17Over there is Squishy Bear's founder, Hoyt Cougar Crust's first attraction, the giant hoe.
07:24To your left is the lawsuit waiting to happen coaster.
07:28Can't run much more.
07:30You two, go on.
07:32I'll try to slow him down.
07:34To save canine future, must sacrifice myself.
07:38Don't try to stop me, Sharky and Tara. Don't!
07:40Sharky? Tara?
07:54Well, Sharky, this looks like the end for us.
07:56I failed my mission. I'm sorry.
07:59Si seulement je pouvais t'entendre, mon grand savior.
08:02Sharky dit que s'il doit partir, ce sera dans tes bras.
08:07Ou au moins maintenant, il peut partir, sachant qu'il a enfin ressenti l'amour.
08:10Il dit que si tu n'es pas la plus merveilleuse fille qu'il ait jamais rencontrée,
08:13son nom est Sharky Bartholomew Sharkdog the Third.
08:16Sharky Bartholomew Sharkdog the Third?
08:19Oui. C'est le vrai nom de Sharky.
08:21Mais j'ai été envoyé pour protéger Sharky Ulysses Sharkdog the Third.
08:25Oui, c'est ce que je devais terminer.
08:27Sharky Ulysses Sharkdog the Third. De Cleveland.
08:30Oh, c'est la métropole!
08:32On a eu le mauvais Sharkdog? Je n'y crois pas.
08:35C'est génial. Je m'en vais.
08:39Oh non, tu ne le feras pas. Pas sans moi.
08:44Bien, c'était agréable de te rencontrer. Bonne chance à vous deux.