Chaudhry Saleem Ne Mang Li Haroon Se Madad, Goga Goldie Utha Laya Gandum Ki Boriya Do Ada

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Chaudhry Saleem Ne Mang Li Haroon Se Madad, Goga Goldie Utha Laya Gandum Ki Boriya Do Ada
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Welcome back, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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00:17 He's been to my house thrice. - Why?
00:20 Why would it be?
00:22 And why did he match up with my dupatta today?
00:25 Yes.. - And I thought he was trying to say..
00:28 ..why he matched my dupatta with Mr. Nag's. - Yes.
00:32 It's a coincidence. Why wouldn't I say?
00:34 I just liked his style.
00:36 I see. - My son's name is Goldie.
00:39 Goldie? His name is Goldie as well? - Yes.
00:42 And he's wearing dancing clothes.
00:44 He's wearing colorful clothes like the ones in Pindas.
00:47 Chaudhary wears bright colors.
00:50 Who's Chaudhary who wears dancing clothes?
00:54 Mr. Hameed Chaudhary.
00:55 Sir, you're wearing beautiful clothes.
00:59 It looks like you've got a patch patched.
01:01 What's this? - This? - Is this a dupatta?
01:03 No, this is a design.
01:04 And it's a very beautiful design.
01:06 And it's not red. It's a tag.
01:07 It's a design.
01:09 Okay, ask me what I'm here for.
01:12 Okay, what are you here for?
01:14 I'm here for God's grace.
01:16 The patch is very beautiful.
01:17 Wow! - It's a good patch.
01:19 It's a bumper crop this time.
01:20 I've brought two pairs of trolleys.
01:23 Wow! - Wow!
01:26 He's got a good one.
01:27 Thank you. But you know, this is too much.
01:30 No, it's not.
01:31 Two trolleys? - No, it's too much.
01:33 We'll keep a few sacks.
01:35 You want to keep all of them? - No.
01:38 You think I've brought a gift for you?
01:42 No, that's not it. - Then?
01:44 Actually, I didn't bring any government rates.
01:47 And my sister is there.
01:50 Okay. - She's a driver.
01:52 She's the only one who can find a job.
01:53 I've brought a few sacks.
01:55 I've opened it. - Okay.
01:56 And I thought, it's the season of sweets.
01:58 I'll sit here.
02:00 Okay.
02:01 And she said, there's no space inside.
02:03 There are 200 sacks here.
02:04 I said, why do you need a sack?
02:05 What?
02:07 Wow! Sir, he wants to hold it.
02:09 Zakir Khan, you're already a criminal.
02:11 This is a big problem in Pakistan.
02:15 We've been reading in books since childhood
02:17 that Pakistan is a fertile country.
02:19 This was our biggest problem.
02:22 And 70% of the population,
02:24 around 750 million people are directly
02:27 and the rest are indirectly.
02:29 They're related to the crop in the whole of Pakistan.
02:31 Almost everyone has a connection with a village.
02:35 And somehow or the other, they're related to wheat
02:38 and the crops in the whole of Pakistan.
02:41 Now, what's happening is that
02:42 the previous government that you've been in,
02:44 the Nigrahan government,
02:46 during that time, Pakistan imported so much wheat
02:49 that it shouldn't have happened.
02:51 And now, an investigation is being carried out
02:53 to find out, to enquire, who ordered it.
02:57 Now, everyone knows who ordered it.
02:59 You just need 24 hours.
03:02 You can get a report in 24 hours
03:05 as to who ordered the wheat.
03:06 And why did they import so much wheat?
03:08 When these poor people, our brothers,
03:11 our farmers, when they grew wheat,
03:14 you gave them $1.5 billion.
03:17 You're not ready to give them a single rupee.
03:19 You've taken out a lower rate than last year.
03:21 And despite taking out that rate,
03:23 they're not buying it.
03:24 My own friends, my own acquaintances,
03:26 the poor small farmers,
03:29 they're worried.
03:30 They cry.
03:32 We usually think it's a beautiful scenery,
03:35 but it's a crop.
03:35 They cry.
03:37 They feel like their own children.
03:38 They're like cows, they shed blood.
03:40 Exactly.
03:41 Our agriculture policy is such that
03:43 I think, after a while, we'll say
03:45 that 70% of the people were associated with agriculture.
03:49 Like we're doing everything, 'we were'.
03:50 I think that day is not far, it's coming.
03:53 That's right.
03:53 Next time, you should look at sugarcane.
03:55 Absolutely.
03:55 Your sugarcane will sell for a lot of money.
03:59 Yes.
03:59 The sugarcane will be in the market,
04:01 no one will buy it.
04:02 You can guess.
04:03 Why? They're importing sugarcane.
04:04 They're not buying it from outside.
04:06 This is a group.
04:07 This is a group of a few thousand people
04:10 who rob millions of people.
04:14 And why do they do it?
04:15 Not because they know they'll run away.
04:18 They know they'll stay here.
04:20 They know it's them.
04:21 They don't dare to say anything to us.
04:23 There are no punishments here.
04:24 What's the point of importing?
04:26 There's no point.
04:28 They still have 26 lakh tonnes of wheat.
04:31 Their crops were ready, they were in full bloom.
04:33 It rained.
04:34 All the crops were destroyed.
04:35 All the farmers were in a state of shock.
04:37 Believe me, the farmers are happy,
04:40 Pakistan is happy.
04:41 I'm telling you the truth.
04:42 This is our bread basket.
04:44 We're destroying it with our own hands.
04:47 We haven't invented any technology in Pakistan.
04:49 Absolutely.
04:50 We destroyed the agriculture.
04:52 And there are a few thousand people
04:54 who are destroying us and watching us.
04:56 And they know we're destroying them.
04:58 But we don't have to say anything.
04:59 Another important thing related to agriculture is water.
05:03 A narrator passes by.
05:05 He's a toxic waste drain.
05:08 All the crops are watered with it.
05:10 No one pays attention to it.
05:12 Our current CM has a great opportunity.
05:18 She can win the hearts of the entire Punjab,
05:20 in fact, the entire Pakistan,
05:23 if she solves the problem of these farmers.
05:28 Pick up the sack and I'll get it.
05:32 No, no, no.
05:33 It's okay.
05:33 Wait.
05:34 What's this 200 sacks of clothes?
05:36 You'll never carry one.
05:37 Dad, the sack..
05:39 Jyoti, do you have any other kids?
05:41 What?
05:41 Do you have any other kids?
05:42 Your mom will die after this gold.
05:45 I'll die with 200 sacks of clothes.
05:49 It's my job.
05:51 You go and get the crops.
05:54 Don't kill the farmers.
05:56 Where do I get it?
05:58 What if we get it sold instead of keeping it here?
06:02 You can sell it.
06:04 You can give Rs. 4500 as a gift.
06:06 Where do I get it?
06:07 Where there's a rate for gold.
06:09 If there's no girl, you'll have to get it.
06:11 Where do I get the sack?
06:14 You're talking senselessly.
06:16 What do you say, uncle?
06:17 You have a diamond sack?
06:19 Yes.
06:19 The one you gave me is 8-9 kgs.
06:22 Your body weight is 6 kgs.
06:27 Where do I get the sack?
06:29 Wait.
06:30 Leave it here.
06:31 Give it to me.
06:32 No.
06:33 Give it to me.
06:33 You fool.
06:34 It's nothing.
06:35 Is this a place?
06:36 No.
06:37 Come here.
06:39 Your nephew is here.
06:41 My nephew?
06:42 We have to do a show here.
06:44 Do the show and talk in the sack.
06:46 I'll make a design for you.
06:51 A design for your sister.
06:52 Why didn't you bring your neighbor?
06:55 You're talking about labor.
06:57 Do you eat the labor in the rate?
07:00 No.
07:01 Do you know how much our brother is selling?
07:05 Rs. 2,500.
07:06 Oh, God.
07:07 He can sell it for Rs. 2,800.
07:09 And the government has even halved the quota.
07:12 He's selling it for a lot of money.
07:15 What kind of a man is he?
07:16 He's the middle man.
07:18 You must remember.
07:19 The middle man ruins everything.
07:20 The middle man is earning money in Pakistan.
07:24 And the farmer is dying.
07:25 He's cutting the crop.
07:26 What do you mean?
07:27 What's wrong?
07:28 We trusted Shabaz Sharif.
07:31 He has a sack of sugarcane.
07:33 And I'm here to sell the cat.
07:34 The sack is made of cotton.
07:38 You made fun of him.
07:39 But you're right.
07:41 He's treating the wheat like cotton.
07:43 Cotton.
07:44 Oh, God.
07:45 He's worried about the column.
07:46 But Mr. Haroon, his clothes don't tell
07:48 that he's dying and cutting the crop.
07:49 Oh.
07:50 Okay.
07:50 Keep it here.
07:51 Don't let him come here.
07:52 Why not?
07:53 He hasn't come to us for the last 35 days.
07:56 Oh, no.
07:57 You go.
07:59 He's waiting for you.
08:00 Go and get another sack.
08:02 I'll get it.
08:03 Sit here.
08:04 Don't talk to him.
08:05 Okay, get it.
08:06 Mr. Chaudhary, you're a great man.
08:09 You're a good man.
08:11 But we want to do a show here.
08:12 This is a set.
08:13 Okay, Chaudhary, get 200 sacks.
08:15 Then I'll show you the place.
08:16 You can keep the potato too.
08:18 I'll run the center.
08:21 You're doing a show on the set.
08:22 You can dance.
08:23 Yes.
08:24 Chaudhary, the sack you got has a lot of wheat.
08:28 Hello, brother.
08:30 He's talking very technical.
08:32 Don't do it.
08:33 Do you get the wheat or the flour
08:35 from the store?
08:37 Talk about the wheat you got.
08:40 Wait a minute.
08:42 You said you'd run the center.
08:45 When this wheat is ground,
08:48 what flour will it be made of?
08:49 Red or white?
08:51 It's pure wheat.
08:52 Nothing will be added to it.
08:53 The mill people take out the wheat
08:55 or the semolina or the flour.
08:58 They give it to you.
08:59 This is really an item to eat.
09:01 That's right.
09:03 You'll eat a lot of bread.
09:04 It'll last for three days.
09:06 It won't be hard.
09:07 It'll be soft.
09:08 He's right, Chaudhary.
09:09 This bread will be made of
09:10 a big bowl of soup.
09:12 Wow.
09:13 Wow.
09:14 A long piece of ginger will be cut
09:16 and minced.
09:17 You'll eat a lot of meat.
09:20 That's what you'll eat.
09:21 Mother's lentil and meat.
09:24 Mother's lentil and son's meat.
09:25 Wow.
09:27 Get me a sack, Murki.
09:33 Wait, I'll taste it.
09:35 Chaudhary, your son's voice
09:37 says he hasn't tasted the sack yet.
09:39 Look where I've got it.
09:42 Ask your uncle where you got it.
09:44 Uncle is looking.
09:46 Chaudhary, I can't believe
09:48 that you've got a sack.
09:50 Give it to me.
09:52 What's the need to remove it?
09:55 It's heavy.
09:56 Give it to me.
09:57 There's an empty space in the back.
09:59 Let's put a jack there.
10:00 It'll give us some side income.
10:01 It can be a waqf.
10:02 It's absolutely fine.
10:03 Yes, there's a jack here.
10:05 Murmukh, get the sack.
10:07 Everyone, get the sack.
10:08 Come on.
10:09 Get up.
10:10 Wait a minute.
10:11 If Aditya is right,
10:12 where did you get it?
10:13 Chaudhary, you've kept the sack here.
10:16 I hope the rats don't spit on it.
10:18 She's talking about me.
10:19 Yes.
10:20 And he's been counting the time
10:23 that's why he's got the sack.
10:25 Sit down, George.
10:28 Producer, what does this jack charge per month?
10:31 And how much is the flour?
10:33 So, this is the rate of flour.
10:35 Okay, fine.
10:36 Yes, unload.
10:37 Everyone, unload it.
10:39 He's a smart boy.
10:42 Look at him.
10:43 Chokla, he's talking about the sack.
10:46 He's a thief.
10:47 Chaudhary, I'll tell you.
10:48 He's going to send you to the consulate.
10:51 Just give him a minute.
10:52 Take a piece of the sack and run.
10:54 Take a piece of the sack.
10:55 I'm Tarjan's brother-in-law.
10:56 I'll take a piece of the sack.
10:57 I'll die in your hands
10:59 if I get beaten up in the body party.
11:02 Everyone, there's a small break.
11:07 We'll meet again after the break.
11:09 Gogya, what's wrong with you?
11:11 You look very pretty.
11:14 I think Dr. Shaukat has also gone to Goga.
11:17 [laughter]
11:19 [applause]
11:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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