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00:00 Oh, there he is running in the woods time to check on my princess. All right, let's see
00:06 Princess! Hello!
00:08 EEEE! I GOT A DRAGON!
00:10 Oh, is this you Aphmau?
00:12 You really practicing that damsel in distress routine? Look, you have a knight coming, okay? He's over here
00:16 *Gasp*
00:17 Ooh, is he cute?
00:19 I mean he's like a small snack, not something I'd consider a full course meal, but...
00:22 So... kinda cute
00:24 Also, I'm talking about lunch, 'cause I'm a dragon. Yeah, down here, look. There he is
00:27 Hey, Milady! I'm here to save you from this vile power!
00:31 Oh, it's just Pierce. Never mind.
00:33 Anyone home there?
00:34 It's fine, don't worry. You know what? I'll get rid of him for you, so you stay here, I'll do all the work
00:38 You like a shield and stuff?
00:39 Well, dragon!
00:40 *Sizzle*
00:41 Get the dragon!
00:42 Oh, Pierce!
00:43 You dared to tell-
00:44 I'm gonna tell-
00:45 Oh, you got me in front of you!
00:46 Kill the dragon! Fire away!
00:47 How annoying!
00:48 Six guys! Stop!
00:50 What? Where we are?
00:51 If you want the princess, you're gonna have to go through me, 'cause she doesn't go to just anyone
00:55 Oh, Aph, what are you doing?
00:56 Plus, you knew I was playing dragon today!
00:58 Well, you knew we were playing knights! What did you expect us to do? Not slay the dragon? Come on!
01:03 Well, look. Actually, I'm a dragon under a spell. Maybe a kiss would change me back?
01:07 I can't believe it. Just get close to my face a little bit
01:09 No, no, no, I don't think so, babe. I'm not falling for that
01:11 I got this!
01:12 *Screaming*
01:13 *Laughing*
01:14 *Screaming*
01:15 *Screaming*
01:16 Oh, wow, I actually got him. Nice
01:18 *Screaming*
01:19 What the-
01:20 Another dragon!
01:21 What? The dragon is-
01:22 Fire away!
01:23 Dang! Jeez, come on! This is my territory! Get-
01:26 What is NPC dragon doing here?
01:27 Get out!
01:28 Okay, I gotta get out of the way. Gotta get out of the way
01:30 Uh, let's see. I've got this
01:32 This way! Don't deal with those losers
01:34 *Screaming*
01:37 What the-
01:38 Seriously? Come on! It was my day to play dra-
01:40 Wait, why am I in my normal player form?
01:43 Okay, and I can't turn back into a dragon. Wonderful
01:47 I- Ooh, wait, what's up there?
01:50 At least I can still fly
01:51 Uh, what is this? Chicken-
01:53 Goddess wings?
01:54 Oh, I was hoping for some chicken wings, but you know what this will do?
01:57 Well, let's see what these things are all about
01:59 What the-
02:00 This is so cool!
02:02 Okay, and I got an egg. Interesting
02:04 But now I should be able to deal with that dragon up there
02:07 Show them who's the better dragon
02:08 Get over here, where's that thing at?
02:10 Huh? Wait, where did it go?
02:13 Why is it on fire? Oh, wait, what the-
02:15 Bye, boys!
02:16 It's a climate!
02:17 Boys can't-
02:18 Get off! Shoot!
02:19 Just kidding, dragon's bad!
02:21 Fire, fire!
02:22 Wait, ah, dang it, the dragon's back
02:25 Fire!
02:26 Good to see you again!
02:28 Oh, no, stay dragon
02:29 I see you guys have been busy trying to invade the tower
02:31 We're just doing our job-
02:33 Wait, wait, wait, what happened to you?
02:34 Is this another one of your tricks?
02:36 Actually, I am a dragon goddess, so you're in for a treat
02:40 Goddess, modus, you're still a dragon, and we're still dragon hunters, so guess what?
02:44 Oh really? Gave yourself that title just now, huh?
02:46 Yeah, why not?
02:47 So what if I did?
02:48 Yeah, what are you gonna do?
02:49 Oh, okay, well, you know what?
02:50 How about you boys try to give me a shot?
02:53 Come on, let's go!
02:55 I got this one, don't you worry, come at me!
02:57 Here we go!
02:58 Fire, fire, fire!
02:59 Watch out!
03:00 Here, look out for the fire!
03:02 I do, maybe I'll have to-
03:04 What the-
03:05 Wait, wait, wait, I'm still feeling small, I didn't protect it
03:08 Guys, where am I?
03:10 What is this?
03:12 Look at you little guys!
03:13 What happened?
03:14 Okay, look, now that I have control over you, here's what's gonna happen
03:18 I'm gonna hunt down that NPC dragon, and since you boys are dragon hunters, you're gonna help me do it
03:22 You just turned us into eggs, why would we listen to you?
03:24 And what if I hatch on those eggs?
03:25 What if I decide to sit on you, and then you'll be dragons?
03:28 Oh, wait
03:29 Well, then we have to hunt ourselves, I guess?
03:32 Uh-
03:33 Ugh!
03:34 Get me out of this thing!
03:35 You know what? I'll take that!
03:36 Oh, god!
03:37 Perfect! You guys are gonna help me
03:39 Come on, let's go!
03:40 We've got some stuff to do
03:42 Oh, cool! We don't-
03:43 Aphmau can't fly!
03:44 What about your princess?
03:45 Eh, she'll be fine, she can find another castle
03:47 Ooh, with these powers, I can probably torch the rest of the village!
03:50 Oh, wow, dragons destroying villages, that sounds good
03:53 Hm? What are you talking about?
03:55 We're hunting evil dragons, and you sound no different than that right now
03:58 Excuse me, I am different, I'm not like other dragons, and I can prove it to you just to-
04:02 Zombie
04:03 Uh-oh
04:04 Oh, wow, you almost killed Noi, that really shows me
04:06 Excuse me, I'm trying to help
04:08 Yeah, help kill Noi
04:10 I can be a good dragon goddess, come on, this way, we're going to that village and we're gonna see the-
04:14 Whoa!
04:15 Looks like you've already been here
04:16 Wait
04:17 It's all messy
04:18 Uh-
04:19 Yikes
04:20 Wait, what are those?
04:21 Did the fairies come to finish the job after the other dragon?
04:23 How dare they!
04:24 How can something so small be so deadly?
04:27 Oh, no, you tell me
04:29 Oh!
04:30 They're biting!
04:31 Alright, here's the first command that I'm going to give you, alright?
04:34 Listen up, boys, we're going to save this village
04:37 I mean, this village is kind of dead already, but we can try to save it
04:41 Exactly, alright?
04:42 We're in!
04:43 Sorry about that
04:45 Alright, let's see
04:47 I'm going to fly around and see if I can help out
04:49 Where are these fairies? I've got them!
04:51 There we go, there's a wildfire
04:52 Don't worry, we've got fairies
04:53 Yeah, we'll take care of those
04:54 I'm trying my best- Oh, sorry
04:56 You're torturing the villagers
04:57 Uh, yeah, doing my best here
05:00 Yeah, you're best to be evil, I can see
05:02 So, is there any way we can do this without harming the village or maybe us?
05:05 How about we put out the fire? Maybe that's the first thing?
05:08 Oh, yeah, we'll put out the fire, you're not going to light any more, right?
05:11 Where are these fairies at? There's one right there, geez
05:14 They must be coming from somewhere
05:16 Where?
05:17 I think I've got dragon abilities, I can fly up in the air
05:20 Keep at it, boys! Make sure the village is safe and take out the fire!
05:22 You got it
05:23 Got it!
05:24 I feel like there's more fire now
05:25 What is this?
05:27 Let's see, it's blocked in
05:29 That looks like it's for me! It might be
05:31 Nice!
05:33 Let's see if I can fly in now
05:35 And, uh, ooh
05:37 Huh? What is this? Wait, dragon gaze?
05:39 Uh, let's see
05:41 Ooh, I can see everything
05:43 Wow, look, there's the boys fighting
05:45 Guys, I can see!
05:47 You've always been able to see!
05:49 Okay, thanks, I know, but I can super see
05:52 Let's see, there must be something happening
05:54 Fairies look like they're coming from this direction
05:56 Whoa!
05:58 Looks like I found them
06:00 Uh, wow, where are they coming from?
06:02 Knights! Knights!
06:04 There's a house here!
06:06 A house? Do you see with your dragon eyes?
06:08 I found a house here!
06:09 There are a lot of houses here
06:10 Let's see, try to get rid of this, and maybe some of this
06:12 Wait, what's that?
06:14 Are you burning down more houses?
06:15 Alright, this town should no longer be plagued with these little mosquitos
06:18 Uh-huh
06:19 Wait, wait, what happened?
06:20 Nice!
06:21 Just getting the last ones
06:23 We got them!
06:24 Oh, you guys are actually saving me! How nice!
06:26 Uh, I mean, you specifically?
06:29 I mean, we are knights
06:30 Do you guys actually care for a dragon?
06:31 Well, I care about you, Aph, but you're an evil dragon right now, so I don't know
06:34 Uh...
06:35 Oh, me?
06:36 Okay, okay, so, uh, guys, during all of that, I may have saw an explosion on top of the mountain over there
06:41 An explosion on the mountain?
06:43 Oh, there's a laser show over there!
06:44 Whoa!
06:45 Yeah, that's what I was talking about
06:46 Interesting
06:47 Cool light show
06:48 Alright, boys, come on, we're going that way
06:49 Alright, boys, let's go!
06:50 Alright, come on, boys, this way, this way
06:53 Whoa, look how high up we are!
06:56 You know, it would have been easier getting up here if we had wings
06:59 What? Do I look like the wing-bringer to y'all?
07:02 Yeah, I'm a little wings-please!
07:03 What?
07:04 Yeah, can I get some honey-barbecue, please?
07:05 What?
07:06 Sweet and spicy!
07:07 Wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings!
07:10 Okay, okay, okay, fine
07:11 First off, I'm not the wing-bringer, okay?
07:14 Not yet
07:15 Alright, come on, let's go see what's inside this cave
07:18 Follow me this way
07:19 Walk on the floor so I can be on equal ground
07:21 Wait a minute, what's that over there?
07:23 Is that...
07:24 No, you're not on the ground anymore
07:25 Kim?
07:26 Kim?
07:27 What is she doing over there?
07:28 Oh
07:30 Dited um okay, what's going on over here?
07:37 Huh hey the wigs
07:41 All right
07:50 Oh, okay, little treasure over here. They look maybe just gotta go play or those upgrade at the shield. Yeah, I think so
07:57 You know I'm gonna let's go get them. Yeah, don't worry guys. I want some for I can easily just bring them back to you
08:04 Give me a moment
08:06 Got it all right. Let's see we shall get our shields. I wonder dragon do it for us. Hey guys
08:13 I uh I actually can't grab these
08:16 Let me try this one over here instead
08:18 Oh
08:20 This thing's made of fire
08:46 That's not a hot problem
09:15 My gosh
09:18 Looks like the night has become
09:20 Dragon
09:22 Oh
09:24 I
09:26 Actually have a dragon army
09:51 Speaking of army, armies are controlled by princesses
09:53 I should go check on my princess
09:55 Come on, let's go this way
09:57 Alright boys, let's go now we can fly
09:59 Oh yeah, grab your shields please
10:01 Oh hey, this is hard
10:03 Oh yeah, careful, it's a little tricky
10:05 Come on, we haven't found anything yet with a shadow dragon
10:07 So we're gonna go check on my princess
10:09 And maybe the dragon's back there
10:11 Come on, let's go boys
10:13 We're coming here, hold on
10:15 I hope you get used to your wings
10:17 Wings?
10:19 Wings, wings, wings, wings
10:21 Wings, wings, wings
10:23 Okay, alright, what the
10:25 Huh?
10:27 Oh no, KC
10:29 There's a lot of bad things happening
10:31 Guys, take care of those down there
10:33 KC, I'm here
10:35 Also, I'm a very pretty dragon
10:37 I'm not sure if you know it if you see
10:39 Thank you, I'm pretty
10:41 Oh, the creepers
10:43 Oh man, alright, let me see
10:45 Guys, just use a cannon
10:47 Alright, don't worry
10:49 I will make sure this is
10:51 Oh, this is a lot more easier
10:53 Well maybe get rid of the creepers behind you guys
10:55 We're trying to do everything at once, okay
10:57 I'm working on it
10:59 Careful, there's one right next to you
11:01 Okay, well
11:03 Oh jeez, wow
11:05 Oh, wait, we can get on the cannon?
11:07 Yeah, you can fire them
11:09 Oh, check this out, that's pretty cool
11:11 Oh, this is so cool
11:13 Fire!
11:15 Oh, there's more
11:17 Careful
11:19 Where are all these creepers coming from?
11:21 Oh help, I'm a poor damn soul and I'm distressed
11:23 Girl, I told you not to be in that dress
11:25 Oh, oh, oh
11:27 That's not what I meant
11:29 Oh no, just help
11:31 Okay, alright, we're doing our best over here, okay
11:33 Oh, jeez
11:35 And you guys want to save princesses?
11:37 They're so demanding
11:39 Yeah, I know, and I gotta go get all the princesses
11:41 I'm trying to turn over a new leaf right now
11:43 Alright, we got this, wait a minute
11:45 Dragon power unlocked? Okay, let's see what this is
11:47 Give me one second
11:49 Oh yeah, take it, oh I'm busy
11:51 Okay, let's see what's down
11:53 Can I get
11:55 Okay, oh I blows him away a bit
11:57 Nice
11:59 Alright, let's see
12:01 I think we're done down now
12:03 Keep it going boys, we've got this
12:05 Yes, got it
12:07 In every direction, just go, go, go
12:09 Go, go, go
12:11 Fire away, fire away
12:13 Fire the cannon
12:15 Okay, okay, okay, I get it, you like the thing, alright
12:17 Oh look, they're actually gone
12:19 Yeah, I think we got them all, did we save the princesses?
12:21 Alrighty, well KC
12:23 I think your tower has been saved
12:25 Oh, I'm stuck here still though
12:27 Fix the tower
12:29 I'm fine, I'm fine, we're rollerblading, jeez
12:31 Thank you
12:33 Give us a moment
12:35 By the way, do you want one of those guys or can I eat them as a snack?
12:37 No, you can go ahead and eat them all
12:39 Yes, wings
12:41 Wait, what was that?
12:43 Wings, wings, wings
12:45 No, no, no, no, no, we're rebuilding the tower
12:47 Come on, pick up the dirt
12:49 We're rebuilding this tower, let's go
12:51 Oh, come on
12:53 Can we at least keep the cannons?
12:55 They're pretty fun
12:57 Alright, I'm coming back, you boys better be halfway through at least
12:59 We're getting there
13:01 Alrighty KC, I got you a way down
13:03 My knights are working on your castle
13:05 So it should be fine
13:07 There you go
13:09 Welcome, be careful
13:11 Oh my goodness
13:13 Boys, the princess is coming down
13:15 So please be polite here, alright
13:17 Do not embarrass me in front of the princess
13:19 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
13:21 Alright, princess, you're the dragon knights, they should not be hurting you
13:23 They've actually rebuilt
13:25 My dirt, guys, my dirt
13:27 I tried to tell them but they wouldn't listen to me
13:29 It was a dirt hole, what do you have to build out of?
13:31 You don't even have any lights or anything
13:33 It's fine, it's fine
13:35 Everything is perfect for the princess, okay
13:37 And that means the- where's Noy at?
13:39 He disappeared while we were trying to rebuild
13:41 One, two
13:43 Maybe we should go get something to eat
13:45 I'm a little hungry
13:47 Speaking of, I made you awesome cake with the last knight
13:49 Yes!
13:51 Who ordered this cake?
13:53 I'm starving, you know, I didn't realize dragons' hunger went so fast
13:55 Let's dig in and try
13:57 No!
13:59 Dude, are you out of your mind?
14:01 Take that, dragon
14:03 I'm going to fight dragons
14:05 That's just what a knight does
14:07 Dude, you are literally a dragon now
14:09 You're literally going to fight yourself now?
14:11 That's because she made me
14:13 And I'll fix it too
14:15 Oh, really?
14:17 Leave!
14:19 Noy, you'll eat yourself when you're hungry
14:21 This won't be the last you see of me
14:23 Just you wait
14:25 Okay, bye-bye
14:27 Oh my goodness
14:29 Dude should've ate some of the cake
14:31 Let's get out of here and then let's head out
14:33 Alright, more cake
14:35 Alright boys, we gotta keep an eye out for this dragon
14:37 Dragon!
14:39 What? Who calls attention?
14:41 Let's go get it!
14:43 I wanna see what it does
14:45 This way, this way
14:47 Alright, what's happening?
14:49 Another dragon trusted
14:51 Said I'll be the most powerful dragon in the world
14:53 What's going on?
14:55 You got another dragon?
14:57 I don't know but it looks evil
14:59 It's evil
15:01 Sounds pretty evil to me
15:03 Aph, I noticed something weird about that dragon
15:05 What about it?
15:07 It's got something to say
15:09 No, Aph, that dragon is clearly someone we know
15:11 You think it's Noy?
15:13 No, no, we can't turn into dragons
15:15 That's right, only gods can turn into dragons
15:17 Yeah, is that right, Botris?
15:19 Pierce, not right now
15:21 But she's my favorite
15:23 I told you to leave him alone
15:25 How dare you set Botris on fire
15:27 You just met that chick, okay?
15:29 But his name is Botris and I like...
15:31 Everyone pay attention and focus
15:33 I'm writing a video too, come on
15:35 We need to sneak up on the dragon
15:37 I know, I know, but I wanna see what that dragon is over there that's not
15:39 Let's see
15:41 Oh no!
15:43 Guys, look at it
15:45 There's so many dragons
15:47 Who's this one?
15:49 Guys, it's dead! The dragon's dead!
15:51 I mean clearly
15:55 Do we get to eat it now?
15:57 No, we're not eating the dragon, okay?
15:59 I weep for my people
16:01 Are you guys done yet?
16:05 No, no, no, no, no, no
16:07 I'm gonna talk to you guys real quick, okay?
16:09 So look at me
16:11 Alright, cool, thank you, Aaron
16:13 Listen up, I know I asked you guys to write signs
16:15 I wrote three signs
16:17 And there better be three signs from each of you guys
16:19 Wait, wait, wait, three each?
16:21 That is a nice thing to say about the dragon, okay?
16:23 Are you gonna read the signs?
16:25 So mine said, "Dead dragon, I loved him, the dragon goddess"
16:27 Let's see what y'all said
16:29 I also wrote this one
16:31 Oh my gosh, Ian, why did you write it?
16:33 I told you!
16:35 I'm sure he had a good dragon life
16:37 And uh, uh, uh, gg
16:39 And you wrote "Toasted dragon", Aaron?
16:41 Why?
16:43 What? The dragon burned him! He died in fire!
16:45 No!
16:47 You didn't even care about the dragon
16:49 Yeah, but I like dragons and all that
16:51 I like the shape!
16:53 You took it away from me
16:55 He's got a point
16:57 No, he does not have a point
16:59 Fine, alright, we gotta go investigate that temple now
17:01 I hope we don't have to bury another dragon
17:03 That took forever
17:05 No, no, we're going to, okay?
17:07 We got wings, please
17:09 Wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings, wings
17:11 Okay, Aaron, finish your sentence, please
17:13 Alright, alright, sorry, sorry
17:15 We need to be sneaky going into this castle
17:17 Because we don't want to be burned like that other dragon
17:19 I think differently
17:21 I don't think people think about it at all
17:23 Wait, wait, wait, what? Why?
17:25 I'm a dragon, Aaron, I don't care about being sneaky
17:27 Yeah, okay, but don't you want to win the dragon race?
17:29 That's true
17:31 It's true, it's true
17:33 Alright, fine, you're the dragon goddess
17:35 How about you do it and then you show us how it's done, hmm?
17:37 You know what? That's exactly what I want to hear
17:39 Boys, take the lesson from us
17:41 Now while you guys are doing that, I killed a spider and I made a fishing rod
17:43 We're going to show this dragon how it's done
17:45 If I go fishing? Follow me
17:47 You want to go dragon fishing?
17:49 No, just follow me, follow me, follow me
17:51 We're doing this my way
17:53 And...
17:55 That's one way to get in
17:57 I like this way
17:59 I'm trying
18:01 You know there's a front door
18:03 I know there's a front door, Pearce
18:05 Okay, nevermind
18:07 I'm lost
18:09 Over here, come on, come on
18:11 Hey, there's the dragon, let's get it
18:13 Hey
18:15 The evil dragon
18:17 Who are you? What are those things?
18:19 They are my minions and they're going to steal your power
18:21 Get them
18:23 I'm making a... What the?
18:25 Hey, no
18:27 Hello goddess
18:29 You betrayed me for another dragon?
18:31 She's not just a dragon though
18:33 She's a sorceress
18:35 Isn't that right, milady?
18:37 Oh, there's too much fire here
18:39 Yes, it is I
18:41 Eliminating fire
18:43 That's it
18:45 Oh
18:47 What?
18:49 Okay, that was a lot
18:51 You're going to pay for that
18:53 You didn't finish your...
18:55 Oh, she's back
18:57 Wait a minute
18:59 Why were you doing parkour before?
19:01 Because I was trying to get the dragon goddess powers
19:03 And you stole them away from me
19:05 What?
19:07 You stole my awesome goddess powers, you worm
19:09 Okay, first off, no name calling
19:11 Secondly, we can talk this out
19:13 How about we talk this out, okay?
19:15 We'll talk this out over fire
19:17 Oh
19:19 Watch the fire
19:21 I'm sorry that I destroyed your base
19:23 You really need to put in a better foundation
19:25 You didn't finish your base
19:27 I'm sorry that I had to beat you to a pulp to get that power
19:29 Get over here
19:31 Obviously you failed
19:33 Stop putting my base up
19:35 Stop over here
19:37 Let's talk about this like dragons
19:39 Knights, assemble
19:41 We're here
19:43 I'm just a little on fire
19:45 Get over here
19:47 Get over here
19:49 This is your side over here
19:51 You're on the cooler side
19:53 I challenge you to a dance off
19:55 Aaron, show them what you got
19:57 Yeah, yeah
19:59 Look at that
20:01 You can't do those can you?
20:03 You haven't seen Noi go
20:05 Show your moves
20:07 Yeah, it's my Noi Noi right there
20:09 It's only live, you're copying my moves
20:11 We can't let the men do the fighting for us
20:13 Get out of the way Noi
20:15 Him, show me what you got
20:17 You got this milady
20:19 You're both befitting a sorceress
20:21 Look at my moves
20:23 You didn't even see that backflip over there yet
20:25 Alright Kim, that's nice, but look, watch this
20:27 That was a good show
20:29 She just
20:31 She's flossing
20:33 The impossible
20:35 The ancient way
20:37 Okay, okay, I can't, please, come on
20:39 This castle's in the way of me to build
20:41 I'm in your not finished basement, Kim
20:43 Man, the shade
20:45 I'm ready to talk, what do you want?
20:47 There's only one thing that dragons ever want to have
20:49 And you need to understand
20:51 That it's something that comes from the heart
20:53 It's something that comes straight from the heart