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00:00:00 [MUSIC]
00:00:10 Today I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22 We've been married for three years, but if fate would have it,
00:00:26 he doesn't even know what I look like.
00:00:29 >> Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33 Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:35 These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38 You may keep this mansion as well as the $2 million you previously borrowed.
00:00:42 Please sign.
00:00:44 [MUSIC]
00:00:49 >> Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and
00:00:50 now I can't show up to what, his divorce either?
00:00:52 >> Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:57 >> Right, you mean probably going about with this piece of shit little
00:00:59 girlfriend Patricia Brown?
00:01:01 [MUSIC]
00:01:11 I'm sorry, this is just, if you could just pass along a final message to him,
00:01:21 you know, for me.
00:01:23 >> Sure.
00:01:24 >> Could you just tell him?
00:01:26 Like in this exact wording.
00:01:29 >> Okay.
00:01:30 >> He was so
00:01:31 disappointing as a husband I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:34 [MUSIC]
00:01:37 Got that?
00:01:38 >> Goldfish, got it.
00:01:41 [MUSIC]
00:01:47 >> We're here.
00:01:48 >> You cannot lose Lisa, plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:52 [MUSIC]
00:01:58 >> I don't know about this.
00:01:59 >> Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:02 He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:03 >> I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:06 But today I have to let go.
00:02:10 >> Yeah.
00:02:10 >> You're right.
00:02:12 That arrogant ass wasn't worth it.
00:02:14 [MUSIC]
00:02:24 >> Thank you.
00:02:25 >> Thank you.
00:02:25 [MUSIC]
00:02:29 >> Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:31 [MUSIC]
00:02:34 >> Ooh.
00:02:35 [MUSIC]
00:02:39 >> Smash, I found my target.
00:02:41 Have fun, okay?
00:02:43 I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44 >> Wait.
00:02:44 No, Holly, wait.
00:02:50 [MUSIC]
00:02:58 >> Sorry.
00:02:59 Sorry.
00:03:01 >> Are you okay?
00:03:05 >> Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drug my drink.
00:03:07 >> Oh.
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00:03:16 >> I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:18 [MUSIC]
00:03:22 I am Valentino, my ex-husband.
00:03:24 [MUSIC]
00:03:27 >> Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:30 Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:33 How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:36 >> I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:39 >> That sounds so bad.
00:03:42 >> Hey, get away from her.
00:03:44 [MUSIC]
00:03:51 Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:03:53 [MUSIC]
00:04:02 And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:04:04 Are you okay?
00:04:06 >> Thank you.
00:04:07 >> Of course.
00:04:08 >> What's your name?
00:04:09 >> Ida.
00:04:10 >> Thank you.
00:04:11 >> No worries.
00:04:12 [MUSIC]
00:04:22 >> I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:25 My husband, you don't even know who I am.
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00:04:41 [SOUND]
00:04:51 >> Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:04:59 [MUSIC]
00:05:05 >> Hello?
00:05:06 >> Who are you?
00:05:07 >> Ida Valentino is still asleep, who is this?
00:05:10 >> Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:12 [MUSIC]
00:05:15 >> Boyfriend until yesterday.
00:05:17 >> Ida's been calling me babe, battle wife, so who do you think I am?
00:05:22 >> What?
00:05:23 Ida would never, who is this?
00:05:24 [MUSIC]
00:05:31 >> You're pretty average.
00:05:36 >> Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:39 [MUSIC]
00:05:46 >> That's for cheating on me, scumbag ex-husband.
00:05:53 [MUSIC]
00:05:56 >> Can I help you?
00:05:57 [MUSIC]
00:06:03 >> Do you want this?
00:06:05 >> I really don't want anymore tickets, I'll let it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:09 >> This looks almost brand new.
00:06:11 >> Yeah.
00:06:12 >> Wow, thank you.
00:06:14 [MUSIC]
00:06:19 >> There's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:06:21 >> Thanks.
00:06:23 [MUSIC]
00:06:35 >> Just average, just average.
00:06:38 [MUSIC]
00:06:46 >> Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:48 [MUSIC]
00:06:51 >> Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:52 >> Yes sir.
00:06:53 >> Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:54 >> Yes sir.
00:06:55 >> More importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:07:00 >> Well, who sir?
00:07:02 >> Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company, Mr. Pryor.
00:07:05 >> I'm going to start heading out.
00:07:06 >> Right.
00:07:07 >> By the way, you asked for the agreement three years ago,
00:07:09 Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:12 >> Did she say anything?
00:07:14 >> The missus said, um.
00:07:16 >> You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:20 >> Rude.
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00:07:23 >> Apologies.
00:07:24 >> Her words, not mine sir.
00:07:27 >> Like the girl from last night.
00:07:29 [MUSIC]
00:07:47 >> The new CEO's about to arrive, let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:54 >> Such a good ex-husband, I can't wait.
00:07:57 >> I'm sorry.
00:07:59 >> You were never late.
00:08:00 >> Had a party in last night?
00:08:02 >> You know what?
00:08:04 >> Unless it's my style.
00:08:06 >> I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's truly hot and ultra rich.
00:08:12 >> Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:08:15 >> You think he's interested in one of us?
00:08:17 >> Okay, don't get a version, he's probably a bit old and bald.
00:08:20 >> Are you right?
00:08:21 >> What are you two babbling about?
00:08:23 >> Hey, the CEO's about to be here, we need to go.
00:08:25 >> I'm here.
00:08:26 >> Oh my God, what's happening?
00:08:27 >> Get up, go, go, go.
00:08:29 >> Everybody, let's go.
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00:09:13 >> This is so embarrassing.
00:09:27 >> Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:33 >> It's important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:46 >> But not even my name?
00:09:50 >> Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:53 >> Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:57 >> Her hair smells kind of nice, reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:03 >> I don't know, I'd like her to be my secretary, please, thank you.
00:10:10 >> Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:15 >> What?
00:10:18 >> I'm an engineer.
00:10:20 I'm an engineer.
00:10:22 >> [INAUDIBLE]
00:10:27 >> Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:10:37 >> I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:10:40 Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:10:43 >> Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:46 >> No, just curious.
00:10:50 >> Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:11:12 >> Coffee or tea?
00:11:14 >> Coffee.
00:11:19 >> I'll get that right away.
00:11:22 >> Oh, and next time, knock.
00:11:25 It's basic etiquette.
00:11:27 >> Of course, your majesty.
00:11:38 >> Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:47 >> You said coffee?
00:11:49 >> Coffee or tea?
00:11:50 >> Yeah.
00:11:51 >> Sorry.
00:11:52 >> I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:55 >> She wants my attention.
00:12:02 >> I was going to walk in there.
00:12:04 I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say a word.
00:12:07 And then I was going to slap him.
00:12:12 And then --
00:12:14 >> Ms. Samson, the boss wants to see you.
00:12:18 >> Okay.
00:12:21 >> Your coffee, sir.
00:12:23 >> Oh!
00:12:24 Ah!
00:12:25 Jeez!
00:12:26 Oh!
00:12:27 Okay.
00:12:28 All right.
00:12:33 That's the --
00:12:34 >> Oh, my God.
00:12:35 Oh, my God.
00:12:36 >> Lisa Samson, what are you doing?
00:12:37 What are you doing?
00:12:38 >> Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:40 >> Yes, I need you --
00:12:42 I need you to go shopping to get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:12:47 Can you do that?
00:12:49 >> It must be for Patricia Brown, for that call I intercepted last night.
00:12:57 Scumbag.
00:12:58 >> What?
00:13:00 >> I'm just -- I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer such as myself am more than qualified to tackle such a daunting task of picking out gifts.
00:13:19 >> Have we met before?
00:13:21 >> We slept together, too, dummy.
00:13:24 >> I don't think so.
00:13:26 >> I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:28 >> Thank you.
00:13:33 >> God, this is hot.
00:13:36 Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:13:41 And another coffee.
00:13:47 >> What is this?
00:13:50 >> Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:13:52 >> I think it is intentional.
00:13:58 >> Lisa!
00:14:00 >> Yes?
00:14:02 >> Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:05 >> What?
00:14:06 What are you talking about?
00:14:08 >> Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:11 >> Oh, okay.
00:14:13 See, I'm an engineer.
00:14:15 >> So all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:22 >> You're just trying to get my attention, are you?
00:14:24 >> Don't misunderstand me.
00:14:26 I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's accents.
00:14:30 >> Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown, it's actually for -- what's up?
00:14:38 >> How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:40 >> Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:14:42 >> You're buying gifts for me?
00:14:45 In the three years we've been married, maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:50 >> Oh.
00:14:52 Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Samson.
00:14:55 >> You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:57 >> I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:15:01 >> Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address if she can send this to her?
00:15:10 >> Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:15:13 >> I'll find the address.
00:15:19 >> She wants to play.
00:15:21 And I shall indulge her.
00:15:25 >> No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:30 >> Forget his ass.
00:15:32 You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:15:34 Why don't we go again?
00:15:35 >> No, I got a headache.
00:15:38 I don't want to drink.
00:15:40 >> Go ahead.
00:15:41 >> I don't -- yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:15:43 Hey, mom, can I go back?
00:15:46 >> So why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:52 >> I have got plans, and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:15:56 >> Perfect.
00:15:57 You can be our designated driver then.
00:16:02 >> Um, no.
00:16:08 >> Cheers.
00:16:16 >> Why won't she drink up?
00:16:18 This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:20 How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:25 >> Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28 >> Short face.
00:16:33 >> How about this?
00:16:34 I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:37 It's wonderful for your health.
00:16:43 >> I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:17:00 >> Slick, but gross.
00:17:03 >> Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
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00:24:40 >> Sir, Mr. Ryden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:24:45 >> I get to live another day. Yes!
00:24:48 >> Tell me, where is he?
00:24:56 >> He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:25:00 >> Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:25:02 >> Ah, that's my boy.
00:25:04 >> Have a goldfish.
00:25:08 >> I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:25:11 >> Oh, gosh.
00:25:19 >> Ryden, can you open my leg?
00:25:25 >> Yes.
00:25:26 >> I need to really stretch my glute.
00:25:28 >> Wider?
00:25:29 >> Yeah.
00:25:30 >> Open it. More.
00:25:31 >> It's open.
00:25:32 >> More.
00:25:33 >> Okay.
00:25:35 >> Ah!
00:25:36 >> Ah!
00:25:40 >> Um, excuse me, sir. Your grandfather insists that you join us.
00:25:46 >> Okay, yeah, I think I should go.
00:25:48 >> What? Where are you going? I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:25:52 >> Hey, Grandpa. How are you? Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:26:00 >> What do you mean?
00:26:01 >> Oh, you remember I exist, do you? You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:06 >> Well, you missed Lisa. She just left. Even the tea is still warm.
00:26:11 >> You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glance at your wife.
00:26:17 >> Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:26:19 >> Don't you mention her name in this house. Go explain to your wife.
00:26:23 >> Actually, there's something about...
00:26:25 >> What?
00:26:26 >> Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:26:32 >> She takes me to all my doctor visits. Even this tea. She makes the blend all herself.
00:26:39 >> Okay.
00:26:43 >> This tea isn't bad.
00:26:50 >> Every day.
00:26:54 >> Grandpa, it's average.
00:26:56 >> Okay. But did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:26:59 >> Gave it to Lisa already. You can't bribe me with pets.
00:27:04 >> Okay.
00:27:05 >> I want a human great-grandchild. Now go home. And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:27:11 >> Okay, Grandpa.
00:27:14 >> Hey, where'd you go with my tea?
00:27:20 >> It's not bad.
00:27:23 >> Hey, girl. What's wrong?
00:27:25 >> Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:27:28 >> Yes and no. But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:27:31 >> I got a goldfish.
00:27:32 >> Is it a cornwell pie?
00:27:34 >> All the tea today?
00:27:37 >> Order up. One piping hot tea.
00:27:43 >> I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into your scalp or from fumigating yourself every day with body spray,
00:27:48 but either way you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too. How's that for tea?
00:27:52 >> Make sure it's hot.
00:27:55 >> What? Got enough work for you to do?
00:27:59 >> Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers.
00:28:02 >> You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretory thing, so maybe I should ask--
00:28:07 >> Oh, don't cut yourself short. You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:28:14 >> Not a bad cup of tea either. It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:28:19 >> So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:28:26 >> It's just an herb blend. I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:28:33 >> I did?
00:28:35 >> I'm sure I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:28:41 >> Mistress in person. She's pretty, but stupid and mean.
00:28:47 >> I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:28:49 >> I'm a bit busy today. Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:28:56 >> You two have fun.
00:29:01 >> Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:29:04 [Music]
00:29:06 >> Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:29:16 >> Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:27 >> I can tell you what I did. He sent you here to serve me.
00:29:32 >> I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:29:34 >> Is that because you spend so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:37 >> I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:29:40 >> Flies from the trees.
00:29:44 >> Are you calling him a piece of shit? Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:29:50 >> She hit me. I love technology. She hit me, actually.
00:29:58 >> As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:30:11 >> No, she's lying.
00:30:16 >> Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and the heart to live with it.
00:30:21 >> I can relax after a long day.
00:30:30 >> What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:30:40 >> Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:43 >> Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:30:46 >> Look, I'm a bit drunk. Someone needs you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:30:53 >> What?
00:30:54 >> Yeah.
00:30:55 >> Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:30:58 >> Should have told me that I had a home.
00:31:02 >> Hey. You're cute.
00:31:12 >> Want to dance?
00:31:14 >> You're drunk. How about I take you home?
00:31:18 >> No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:31:20 >> Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:31:22 >> Hey, can you get up?
00:31:24 >> Hey, ever heard of first come first serve, ugly Betty? If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:31:31 >> Okay.
00:31:33 >> You know what? Let's bet on it. If he comes home with me, you beat his track. But if he goes home with you, I'll beat his ears.
00:31:41 >> Deal.
00:31:42 >> Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house with Lisa.
00:31:45 >> Great.
00:31:46 >> Want to come home with me?
00:31:52 >> Uh, that sounds good.
00:31:56 >> What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:32:01 >> Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:32:05 >> Good?
00:32:09 >> Mm-hmm.
00:32:10 >> Can you call Jake? Or Miss Pokey's name?
00:32:14 >> What, are you jealous?
00:32:17 >> My God, how can he be this hot?
00:32:20 >> Mr. Valentino. Mrs. Valentino?
00:32:23 >> Please sign.
00:32:25 >> Oh, sorry. Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:36 >> Oh, I get it. Sorry for interrupting. Carry on.
00:32:42 >> All right, you guys. Only start stating her after the divorce.
00:32:49 >> Hey, no money for us lawyers.
00:32:53 >> So?
00:32:57 >> Mrs. Valentino.
00:33:02 >> Okay, um. I admit it. I'm your ex-wife.
00:33:13 >> Okay, okay.
00:33:21 >> Just kidding, I'm good.
00:33:27 >> Here's one.
00:33:28 >> Okay.
00:33:30 >> Oh, that's nice.
00:33:44 >> You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:33:50 >> I bet you think I scammed my way into this marriage.
00:33:55 >> When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you, I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:34:03 >> Whatever.
00:34:05 >> Wait, wait, wait. Your hair smells so nice.
00:34:11 >> But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:34:19 >> Hmm. Why, why does she always yell at me?
00:34:25 >> I don't yell at you.
00:34:26 >> Well, then tell me. Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:33 >> Oh, I'm so confused.
00:34:44 >> Okay, you were drunk, and now you're drunk. Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:34:50 >> Mrs. Sampson.
00:34:52 >> Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas that are just trying to sleep their way to the top. It's...
00:35:00 >> I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:35:04 >> Don't assume the worst of me. Is money all that you care about? No, I should have left you at the club. Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:35:11 >> I'm sorry, I'm...
00:35:12 >> Shit. I fucked up.
00:35:18 >> Got files for you.
00:35:24 >> Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:35:27 >> They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department. They need your signature immediately.
00:35:31 >> Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about my...
00:35:34 >> This is urgent.
00:35:35 [Music]
00:35:43 >> How's your shoulder?
00:35:44 >> Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:35:49 >> What?
00:35:50 >> No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes. Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:35:59 >> Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:36:02 >> It may just be a silhouette.
00:36:05 >> But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:36:10 >> It's not with the overreactive imagination. Take it back.
00:36:13 >> No way am I pregnant.
00:36:15 >> Samson, your back.
00:36:18 >> What?
00:36:21 >> Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:36:24 >> Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:36:27 >> Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:36:28 >> He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:36:34 >> Take off your blazer.
00:36:35 >> What?
00:36:36 >> Blazer.
00:36:39 >> That's an HR violation, actually.
00:36:42 >> Well, that was you in the security camera. I can go to HR. Now take off the blazer.
00:36:46 >> Stop, stop.
00:36:47 >> Lisa, ignore him.
00:36:48 >> What is the problem?
00:36:49 >> Wait, no, no.
00:36:50 >> The blazer. We take off the blazer.
00:36:51 >> No, no, no.
00:36:52 >> Take off the blazer.
00:36:53 >> What's going on here?
00:36:54 >> You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:36:56 >> Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:36:58 >> Jesus.
00:36:59 >> I hate this.
00:37:00 >> I hate this.
00:37:01 >> I hate this.
00:37:02 >> I hate this.
00:37:03 >> We're going on our date, right?
00:37:04 >> Great, I'm going to leave.
00:37:05 >> And you're coming with us.
00:37:06 >> What?
00:37:07 >> I can't.
00:37:10 >> I've got a fish to feed at home and I don't want it to go belly up, so I...
00:37:15 >> Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:17 >> Your boss.
00:37:19 >> The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:37:24 >> Well, you're on the clock. So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:37:30 >> Aiden, you don't need to serve me, all right?
00:37:32 >> Patricia.
00:37:33 >> Fine. I'll go.
00:37:36 >> But that's overtime. You're going to pay.
00:37:40 >> Yeah.
00:37:43 >> Oh my God, Aiden. Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:37:49 Okay, there's this character, an evil queen, and she reminds me so much of your scooby-dacks wife.
00:37:55 >> Thank you, my friend.
00:37:58 >> Of course. On the house.
00:37:59 >> Cheers.
00:38:00 >> Oh no! Looks like I got you all wet. I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:38:12 Bathroom!
00:38:14 Sorry. Skinny queen coming through.
00:38:19 Anyway, the production was eh. My coverage, eh.
00:38:26 They really should have put a higher budget. I'm just like, I'm really confused.
00:38:30 Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing. They didn't give me enough bronzer. I just, whatever. But you know me.
00:38:35 >> Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.
00:38:43 And who are you to tell me this? His mistress?
00:38:46 >> He loves me.
00:38:47 >> What are you going to do? Hit me? Bingo.
00:38:59 You asked for it. Mistress is getting slapped.
00:39:04 >> Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:06 >> I didn't. She slapped me.
00:39:08 >> And why would you do that?
00:39:10 >> Because I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:39:17 >> I don't think I can't fire you.
00:39:19 >> Yes, fire her. You can't. Because I am firing you. For my life.
00:39:26 >> You can't do that.
00:39:27 >> I just did.
00:39:28 >> No. Hey, if I was you I would take that back.
00:39:38 >> You. Hey, if I was you I would take that back.
00:39:41 >> Aiden, my leg. It's hurting again.
00:39:46 >> She just fired me.
00:39:47 >> She just fired me.
00:39:50 >> Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:01 >> Can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:03 >> Oh my God, this tea sucks. What is this?
00:40:13 >> Simpson left, sir. Remember?
00:40:15 >> Do you want a new one? Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20 >> No, no. I don't want to. Take that away.
00:40:23 >> Yes, sir.
00:40:26 [Music]
00:40:37 >> Boss doesn't like your glance.
00:40:39 >> Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures and techniques the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:46 >> Yeah, that's true. Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do is carry tea leaves.
00:40:52 >> Prepare to make any combination any time his little heart desired.
00:40:56 >> Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:40:58 >> And such big shoes to fill. How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:01 >> Spill the tea.
00:41:03 >> Did she give Fulver's promise to boost the balls?
00:41:06 >> Was that pun intended or unintended?
00:41:11 >> Careful not to get farther.
00:41:13 >> Unintended, right?
00:41:16 >> I thought so.
00:41:18 [Clears throat]
00:41:20 >> She's always so cold to me on the surface, but deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:41:30 >> What's this?
00:41:33 >> Your ex-wife ordered a ballgown. The shop owners send both items here by mistake, so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:41:40 >> Okay.
00:41:41 >> I would put your suit in the executive closet, but Samson still has the key.
00:41:46 >> Just hire her back. I mean, I don't get it. When you fire somebody, they take the key. That makes no sense.
00:41:52 >> I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:41:54 >> Be glad I don't have a cat. Otherwise, this fish would already be dead. LOL.
00:42:08 >> It's the goldfish that she got. Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:42:14 >> Huh?
00:42:15 >> Huh. Oh.
00:42:17 >> It's a cute puppy. I like puppies, too.
00:42:22 >> Going out tonight? Time to find a cute daddy for my puppies.
00:42:28 >> Who are you going out with?
00:42:33 >> No, it's... it's probably best just to be nice. Let me just...
00:42:42 >> Cute puppy.
00:42:45 >> Period. Yeah, that's fine.
00:42:49 >> What?
00:42:54 >> All this hard-to-get strategies is going too far, Lisa.
00:43:00 >> Jeez, Jake.
00:43:02 >> What?
00:43:04 >> Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention than it is the other way around?
00:43:08 >> How long have you been standing?
00:43:10 >> It's time for the adventure.
00:43:13 >> I'm sorry.
00:43:15 [Music]
00:43:19 [Music]
00:43:22 [Music]
00:43:51 >> Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:53 >> My schemey ex-wife is here. She better not say anything bad about me.
00:43:58 >> Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:44:01 >> You! What are you doing here?
00:44:11 >> It's none of your beeswax.
00:44:14 >> What?
00:44:16 >> I don't work for you anymore.
00:44:18 >> And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:44:21 >> Who are you here to meet?
00:44:22 >> Showing this much skin? Trying to look so appetizing?
00:44:27 >> Kissing for a new husband?
00:44:29 >> I'm definitely not kissing for you.
00:44:32 >> You are always so difficult.
00:44:34 >> Am I?
00:44:36 >> You're Mrs. Valentino.
00:44:37 >> Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:44:41 >> Mrs. Valentino?
00:44:43 >> Oh!
00:44:45 [Music]
00:44:48 >> Oh, my mistake. Excuse me.
00:44:52 >> Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:54 >> Did I get the wrong person?
00:45:00 >> I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:45:05 >> This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.
00:45:12 >> The secretary. I haven't looked at it.
00:45:15 >> I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:45:19 >> But she's married.
00:45:21 >> I heard she just got divorced.
00:45:22 >> Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:45:24 >> She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:45:26 >> Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:45:30 >> Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:32 >> Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:45:35 >> Sir.
00:45:38 [Music]
00:45:48 >> This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:45:51 >> Damn, you literally shit what you eat.
00:45:58 >> Just like him. Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:46:04 >> But, but you're a good boy. Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:46:08 >> She's talking about you, sir.
00:46:10 >> That's way too rude.
00:46:12 >> I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:46:14 >> That's not her.
00:46:16 >> Then who are you here to see?
00:46:18 >> I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:46:21 >> Let's go.
00:46:25 [Music]
00:46:48 >> Did you hear the singing?
00:46:54 >> You're back. I just walked your dog.
00:46:56 >> Thank you.
00:46:58 >> Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:47:04 >> I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:10 >> He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:12 >> Hey, you're right, but I just...
00:47:15 >> I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:19 >> Now, what?
00:47:22 >> I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:47:24 >> That's true, but he's a two-time scumbag.
00:47:28 >> And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:30 >> Scumbags don't live in our head rent free.
00:47:32 >> You're right.
00:47:34 >> No.
00:47:36 >> Okay, cheers to that.
00:47:37 >> Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:47:40 >> Yes, you are.
00:47:42 [Music]
00:47:51 [Whistling]
00:47:58 >> What do you want?
00:48:00 >> Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:04 >> Almost there, sir.
00:48:07 >> Okay, keep him waiting.
00:48:09 >> Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:14 >> Ah!
00:48:17 >> Samson, are you all right?
00:48:19 [Music]
00:48:22 >> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:24 >> Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:48:27 >> Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies. So, bye!
00:48:34 >> No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:36 >> Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:48:41 >> In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:48:47 >> Are you serious? It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:50 >> So, how does that sound? Oh, and not to mention it will be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:48:56 >> Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:49:01 >> All right, deal.
00:49:03 >> Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:49:07 >> Yeah, but there's a condition. You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then so be it for discussion.
00:49:12 >> Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:16 >> See you tomorrow.
00:49:17 >> Your tea.
00:49:26 >> Welcome back, Lisa. So, tell me, did you block me?
00:49:33 >> No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:49:43 >> Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:49:46 >> Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:49:49 >> Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:49:52 >> Who was it?
00:49:54 >> Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:49:56 >> Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:49:58 >> You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:01 >> Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right inside.
00:50:11 >> Why are we back here again?
00:50:13 >> Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:19 >> Bathroom!
00:50:21 >> Let's go.
00:50:26 >> Oh, my. Iden Valentino.
00:50:39 >> What can I do for you, chick?
00:50:41 >> Is that one of your goons?
00:50:47 >> Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:50:51 >> Hello, pretty.
00:51:01 >> Can I be Frank?
00:51:06 >> I would love that.
00:51:07 >> Hello, pretty.
00:51:10 >> Now you got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:14 >> How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:51:16 >> Respectfully, no.
00:51:18 >> Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:22 >> Oh, really?
00:51:24 >> Well, in that case...
00:51:28 >> You're gonna regret this!
00:51:29 >> What's your new real name?
00:51:33 >> Are you okay?
00:51:40 >> I'm fine.
00:51:44 >> You're not?
00:51:46 >> I'm fine.
00:51:48 >> You're not?
00:51:50 >> I'm fine.
00:51:52 >> You're not?
00:51:54 >> I'm fine.
00:51:57 >> Don't you know who I am?
00:51:58 >> Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law!
00:52:00 >> You idiot!
00:52:02 >> If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:52:09 >> And so is the Maple Fortress.
00:52:12 >> So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:14 >> He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:52:17 >> Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:52:20 >> What do you want, Iden?
00:52:25 >> The North Point Project.
00:52:26 >> I'm interested in this.
00:52:29 >> I'm interested in that.
00:52:32 >> A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:35 >> That's right.
00:52:37 >> All right. I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:42 >> And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:46 >> I'm sorry.
00:52:49 >> And I apologize on behalf of this...
00:52:52 >> Idiot!
00:52:54 >> My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:56 >> Unlike yours. That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:53:00 >> Let's go.
00:53:05 >> I, um...
00:53:11 >> Thank you for saving me.
00:53:14 >> And, um...
00:53:17 >> Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:53:22 >> Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:24 >> No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:53:27 >> I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:30 >> Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:53:33 >> No. No, no. I... I... I'm not!
00:53:39 >> Do you dance?
00:53:51 >> Oh, um... No. Um, not anymore. I mean, not... Just not anymore.
00:53:57 >> A gift.
00:54:03 >> From the company, not from me.
00:54:07 >> You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:15 >> I do.
00:54:20 >> Oh, he's so ugly.
00:54:21 >> You don't have anything left to do, do you, dearie?
00:54:24 >> Oh, my!
00:54:33 >> Are you okay?
00:54:35 >> I can't see. I can't see.
00:54:39 >> My leg!
00:54:42 >> Shit!
00:54:44 >> You too!
00:54:46 >> I'm calling the police!
00:54:48 >> Mr. Valentino! We have to get you to safety.
00:54:51 >> One second.
00:54:53 >> Here. This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
00:54:57 >> We really have to go.
00:54:59 >> We really have to go.
00:55:00 >> How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:21 >> He pays attention to me.
00:55:24 >> I'm sorry.
00:55:25 >> Brian!
00:55:31 >> Lisa!
00:55:33 >> Hi.
00:55:35 >> Here, let me get this.
00:55:37 >> This looks good.
00:55:41 >> It's for tonight.
00:55:43 >> Oh. Okay. I got to see Mrs. Eastwood next weekend.
00:55:48 >> What?
00:55:51 >> I left him at the office.
00:55:52 >> Wait, Lisa. Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:10 >> Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:13 >> Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:56:15 >> No. No. It's, it's not that.
00:56:19 >> No, it's, it's great. I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay? And like, he got me a designer purse.
00:56:25 >> If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend who blackmailed me for two million dollars, she wouldn't have had to agree to the marriage contract anyway. It's all my fault.
00:56:32 >> No, it's not. Hey, it's okay.
00:56:34 >> Brian, it's not your fault.
00:56:38 >> Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:46 >> Is that what this criminal calls herself now? You know, she's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:51 >> She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you? Blackmailed you? That's why we owe two million dollars?
00:56:56 >> Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay? Just, just live your happy marriage life. That's all I want for you. You've already done too much for me.
00:57:15 >> Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:17 >> Will we be back for dinner? >> I don't know.
00:57:19 >> Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:30 >> I didn't Valentino. Even if he doesn't want to see me, he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:44 >> What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:46 >> He was with her again?
00:57:48 >> You're like a leech, huh? Can't get rid of you.
00:57:55 >> I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:57:59 >> What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time, so you came back for more?
00:58:03 >> Name your price.
00:58:07 >> How much to get you away from Aydin? For you to leave Aydin alone?
00:58:13 >> One million?
00:58:14 >> I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aydin alone. That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20 >> Is that how much Aydin Valentino is worth to you? What a joke.
00:58:24 >> Five million.
00:58:26 >> Five trillion dollars. Couldn't buy my love for Aydin Valentino.
00:58:32 >> What do you know about Aydin anyway? He's allergic to peanuts. He loves seafood at his evening runs.
00:58:40 >> Aydin thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman, but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
00:58:44 >> He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop, just so that he can play with it.
00:58:50 >> I will seduce Aydin from you. He's mine.
00:58:56 >> Yeah!
00:58:58 >> Aydin!
00:59:01 >> Awkward!
00:59:05 >> What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:09 >> I don't know, you feel that way about me.
00:59:11 >> Okay.
00:59:16 >> This is Valentino.
00:59:17 >> Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
00:59:22 >> I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:25 >> Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:28 >> Okay.
00:59:30 >> Thank you.
00:59:31 >> I hope everything's okay.
00:59:32 >> Yeah, yeah, no, sorry, I'm just a little tired.
00:59:34 >> Oh, it's good to see you again.
00:59:37 >> Oh, you too. You look great in your strobes.
00:59:39 >> Hi, baby.
00:59:42 >> Hi.
00:59:43 >> Girl.
00:59:45 >> Hi. Yeah. Remember Lisa Sampson? How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:01 [laughter]
01:00:03 >> Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:00:16 >> You called for me?
01:00:18 >> Lisa!
01:00:19 >> My God!
01:00:23 >> Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:27 >> I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33 >> Well, you are already in here, so why don't you give it a shot?
01:00:36 >> Fine.
01:00:39 >> You're not too good at this, are you? Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:55 >> Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:58 >> No. You're actually the first.
01:01:02 >> I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:01:07 >> Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:01:09 >> Sometimes.
01:01:14 >> You have an injury?
01:01:16 >> That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:18 >> No reaction. He really doesn't care.
01:01:23 >> I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:01:25 >> Sure.
01:01:27 >> I mean it. Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:01:32 >> I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:40 >> So, I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:42 >> So, you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:46 >> No. No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:52 >> Professional indeed. I knew it.
01:01:56 >> Thank you. Yeah, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:04 >> Right. That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:08 >> Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:12 >> Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:19 >> He says, um, if she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:25 >> She'll be thanking me.
01:02:26 >> Twice the work.
01:02:32 >> Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:37 >> I'm only his secretary and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:43 >> Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:49 [phone ringing]
01:02:51 >> Mr. Valentino?
01:02:56 >> Mr. Valentino?
01:03:01 >> Here are those files that you asked for.
01:03:05 >> She hates this place.
01:03:08 >> Nice talk.
01:03:16 >> Yeah, um, why, why, why are you naked?
01:03:19 >> Perf.
01:03:20 >> You break into my house and you start touching on my body and you call me a perf. Interesting.
01:03:26 >> You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:31 >> No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:33 >> He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:35 >> But now that you're here, funny you told me for a drink.
01:03:40 >> Cheers.
01:03:45 [phone ringing]
01:03:47 >> That's okay, I'm not really drinking right now anyway. And I've really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night.
01:04:07 >> I'm just going to leave the files here in case you need them and, um, yeah, I'll head out.
01:04:13 >> Well, hold on, wait one second. I'll be in Slater. I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:17 >> No, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride already, she said.
01:04:21 >> Okay.
01:04:23 >> See you later?
01:04:26 >> See you.
01:04:28 >> I bid you good eve, sir.
01:04:30 >> It's a pool.
01:04:39 >> Yep, that was my next guess.
01:04:42 [dog barking]
01:04:44 >> Why are you raging at all of these other places without a service?
01:04:51 >> Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:04:58 [screams]
01:05:00 >> You!
01:05:05 >> What are you doing here?
01:05:09 [music]
01:05:11 [screams]
01:05:16 >> That's for trying to steal Aiden from me. And after tonight he's never going to want to touch you again.
01:05:22 >> Because we're covering up your face.
01:05:26 >> This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
01:05:36 >> Where did you get that necklace? Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:40 >> Oh, this? This is a token of Aiden's, uh, jealous.
01:05:45 >> You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:49 >> Don't come near me. I'm Aiden Valentino's wife, you don't want to mess with me. You don't want to--
01:05:58 >> Quit bluffing, you were just his secretary last week.
01:06:02 [screams]
01:06:05 [screams]
01:06:06 >> Don't. Don't.
01:06:09 [screams]
01:06:11 >> Hey!
01:06:15 >> Hey! Hey!
01:06:19 >> You okay?
01:06:24 >> What took you so long?
01:06:25 >> Dump his body at the Maple residence. Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:31 >> You see how dunce he is, he's a vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:35 >> And Patricia Brown too.
01:06:37 >> They kidnapped her too?
01:06:38 >> No, she was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:40 >> No, no, no, you must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:06:43 >> I didn't.
01:06:44 >> What?
01:06:45 >> Listen to me.
01:06:46 >> Look, look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:49 >> Fine. Thanks for saving me.
01:06:54 >> Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll take you back. Come on, I'll take you back.
01:06:58 >> No, no.
01:06:59 >> Lisa!
01:07:01 [panting]
01:07:03 >> Lisa!
01:07:09 >> I'm sorry.
01:07:11 >> Please, I just want to talk for a second. Lisa, please!
01:07:15 >> Lisa!
01:07:19 [music]
01:07:21 [sobbing]
01:07:27 >> I didn't. Four years ago I borrowed my necklace. Patricia brought it to me.
01:07:43 She ransacked the house. It must have been her. I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:07:50 Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:07:53 [sigh]
01:08:03 [music]
01:08:05 >> I thought you said you're not drinking anymore. And you finished a whole bottle yourself?
01:08:19 What's going on?
01:08:21 >> I got kidnapped.
01:08:27 >> Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you. Your husband's actual savior?
01:08:32 >> No, get this. She's also the one who framed Brian for her hit and run and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:08:38 >> That bitch! She did everything to get closer to Aydin.
01:08:42 You've got to do something.
01:08:44 >> Like what?
01:08:45 >> He believes her completely. And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:56 She's got the necklace. Like I don't even think I can call him scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:09:01 >> Take your man back.
01:09:04 >> Take my man back?
01:09:07 >> Yeah.
01:09:08 >> It's Aydin.
01:09:13 >> Hello? This is the Irish Pub. This lady is drunk. Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:25 >> What was that?
01:09:26 >> Now what?
01:09:29 >> Well now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and get you changed.
01:09:32 >> We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:09:34 >> Yes we are.
01:09:36 >> There you go. I have a couple. There you go.
01:09:42 >> You have the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:09:46 >> There you go. All righty. Let's get this seatbelt on you. Boom. Okay.
01:09:53 >> [Giggles]
01:09:54 >> All right.
01:09:56 >> Oh. You actually look sweet when you're asleep. Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing you out.
01:10:06 >> [Roars]
01:10:07 >> Oh.
01:10:08 >> I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11 >> Yeah. Yeah we can get something to eat.
01:10:14 >> Hey why don't you just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:10:20 >> Okay.
01:10:21 >> There you go.
01:10:23 >> Oh. And somewhere you can actually live.
01:10:29 >> Okay. I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:36 >> Okay. There you go.
01:10:48 >> And I'm taking you to my place. Just because frankly I don't know where you live. And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:55 >> Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida. Don't do anything stupid. She's under the influence.
01:11:03 >> I'm just going to go.
01:11:04 >> Okay.
01:11:06 >> Wait, Lisa.
01:11:07 >> Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:11:12 >> Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:15 >> Oh.
01:11:20 >> If I knew that you were going to be like this, I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:28 >> Lisa, I'm sorry.
01:11:40 [Music]
01:11:49 >> My, oh my, Samson.
01:11:51 >> Did you two spend the night together?
01:11:54 >> Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:56 >> Got them.
01:11:57 >> That's right. Take your man back.
01:12:04 [Music]
01:12:11 >> I made you coffee.
01:12:13 >> You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:15 >> But this is my special coffee.
01:12:17 >> Okay.
01:12:20 >> Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:12:26 >> You've got, um, foam under your legs.
01:12:31 >> Well, why don't you...
01:12:34 >> Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:44 >> Jake liked my latte art.
01:12:49 >> Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:12:52 >> Uh, no, his was a leaf.
01:12:54 >> I mean, you got the heart.
01:12:56 >> I made you lunch, too.
01:12:58 >> You made me lunch?
01:12:59 >> Mm-hmm.
01:13:01 [Music]
01:13:03 >> Sir, do you need to take a break?
01:13:05 >> No time to break, Olga.
01:13:07 >> Patricia Brown says I'm divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:13:11 >> I have to stop at all costs.
01:13:13 >> Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:15 >> Can I have my shirt?
01:13:18 >> Cut.
01:13:21 >> But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:24 >> Doesn't matter.
01:13:25 >> Onward, Olga, onward.
01:13:29 >> Right there.
01:13:30 >> Grandpa.
01:13:34 >> Is it bad?
01:13:36 >> Don't mind me.
01:13:38 Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:13:40 >> Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:42 >> Come on, Olga.
01:13:46 >> It seems like Grandpa likes me.
01:13:51 >> I, uh, I seem a bit rastro sometimes.
01:13:54 >> Mm.
01:13:55 >> You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:20 [Music]
01:14:36 >> Mr. Bouncy.
01:14:37 >> Jay, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:46 What is it?
01:14:47 >> Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:14:48 [Music]
01:14:59 >> Hey.
01:15:00 >> She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:02 >> The police station?
01:15:03 >> Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:15:09 >> Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:15:11 You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:13 >> Why am I not surprised?
01:15:17 >> You two are siblings?
01:15:19 Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:21 >> You ruined my life.
01:15:22 >> Hey, Brian, stop.
01:15:23 Don't blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:27 >> Do you even know who I am?
01:15:29 >> What do you mean?
01:15:30 >> Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:33 >> What do you--
01:15:34 >> I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:36 >> I'm sure you know.
01:15:37 >> Hey, hey, what is going on?
01:15:38 >> Aiden, they're harassing me.
01:15:40 >> She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:15:42 >> You know what? You know what?
01:15:44 >> Hey, hey, stop.
01:15:45 >> You hurt him.
01:15:46 >> I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:49 >> You're apologizing to me for him.
01:15:51 >> I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:54 >> Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:56 >> Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:57 >> He's cheating on you.
01:15:58 >> Let's go.
01:16:01 >> Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.
01:16:03 >> Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:07 >> Wait, what?
01:16:08 >> They're siblings.
01:16:09 >> Brian?
01:16:12 >> Oh my gosh, Brian.
01:16:13 >> Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:15 >> Wait, Aiden, how am I supposed to get around?
01:16:22 >> Lisa, wait, wait.
01:16:26 Lisa!
01:16:29 >> Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:41 >> It's...
01:16:42 >> No, no.
01:16:43 Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:46 Miss Samson, for dishing work without cause,
01:16:52 I require an in-person explanation of my office stats?
01:16:55 >> Yeah, he's got issues.
01:16:56 >> Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:16:58 >> We're already divorced.
01:17:00 >> Well, you're good.
01:17:03 I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:05 you wouldn't have had to go back into trouble.
01:17:07 >> I'm not going to go back into trouble.
01:17:09 >> If it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:11 you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:12 >> I'm not going to go with that.
01:17:14 >> Now you're free, right?
01:17:16 So I can set you up on some blind dates.
01:17:18 >> Yeah, please don't.
01:17:19 >> Why not?
01:17:20 Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:17:22 >> Oh, I'm sure.
01:17:23 >> You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:25 >> Brian.
01:17:28 >> Come on, please.
01:17:29 For me.
01:17:30 >> For you?
01:17:31 >> For me.
01:17:32 >> The wiring in this room?
01:17:35 >> Yeah, I think we can widen the room,
01:17:36 make more space easily for a couple of units a week.
01:17:38 >> Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:17:41 >> Thank you.
01:17:42 And, um, I was...
01:17:43 >> Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:17:45 >> You going on a date later?
01:17:46 >> Excuse me.
01:17:49 >> Hi, Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:03 7pm.
01:18:04 >> Thank you.
01:18:05 >> Can't wait.
01:18:06 >> You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:18:13 You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:18:16 Gosh, if she had that new skirt,
01:18:17 the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:18:19 she must have been pretty excited.
01:18:20 >> You must be successful.
01:18:21 >> I need a table at Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:26 Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:30 >> What friends?
01:18:34 >> I have friends.
01:18:35 >> Yeah, that's me.
01:18:38 >> Oh, great.
01:18:39 >> I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:41 So, Ms. Samson, I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:18:48 And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:18:49 if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:18:53 I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:56 >> We don't have to do this again.
01:18:58 >> No, no, no, don't worry about it.
01:19:00 Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:02 Just, you know, relax, enjoy your meal.
01:19:04 It's all good.
01:19:05 I will tell you, I make $3,000 a month.
01:19:11 I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:19:13 It's all good.
01:19:14 >> There's really no need.
01:19:17 >> Forget about it.
01:19:18 Listen, I have a very spacious 300-square-foot studio apartment
01:19:24 that I lease if you get my drift.
01:19:30 >> When we's a married, you don't got to worry about work or nothing.
01:19:34 I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know, $200 a month, something like that.
01:19:38 What do you think about that?
01:19:39 >> Yeah, I make six figures.
01:19:43 I'm an engineer.
01:19:44 We could go buy a Tesla.
01:19:46 >> Yeah.
01:19:47 >> You know what I mean?
01:19:48 >> Come on.
01:19:49 You're joking.
01:19:50 Get out of here.
01:19:51 >> No, I'm definitely not.
01:19:52 Yeah, your meal's on me.
01:19:54 >> Listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:19:56 Look, I know that you are divorced, but what do you think you can do better than me?
01:20:01 Get out of here.
01:20:03 [ Laughter ]
01:20:05 >> What the hell is this?
01:20:06 We didn't order nothing?
01:20:07 What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:20:10 >> Mr. Sumtree.
01:20:12 >> Hello, Lisa.
01:20:13 I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:20:16 Mister, the bill for this table has already been paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:20:24 He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:20:27 >> What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:20:30 >> Let me know if you find out.
01:20:32 Thanks.
01:20:34 >> Okay.
01:20:35 Fine.
01:20:36 Then I'm going to eat.
01:20:37 With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,250.
01:20:40 >> Dude.
01:20:41 >> What?
01:20:42 >> Real funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:20:45 >> Hey.
01:20:46 >> No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:48 >> You kissed me and you're going on a date with another guy.
01:20:50 How is that fair?
01:20:51 >> What, and you're any better?
01:20:52 Patricia Brown feels like something happens and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:20:56 >> Someone's jealous of you.
01:20:57 >> I'm leaving.
01:20:58 >> Okay.
01:20:59 Hey, hey.
01:21:01 You okay?
01:21:04 Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:06 It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:21:08 >> You can't hear this.
01:21:10 [ Music ]
01:21:23 >> I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:25 Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Ms. Sampson, you would need to make sure --
01:21:29 >> Wait, wait, hang on.
01:21:30 Remarry?
01:21:32 >> Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:21:34 >> The other night?
01:21:35 I don't --
01:21:36 >> At 7.
01:21:38 >> Here are those copies you ordered.
01:21:41 >> This is Valentino.
01:21:44 You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:21:46 >> My ex-wife?
01:21:49 Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:52 >> No, I am your ex-wife.
01:21:54 >> So I'm just a real joke here.
01:21:56 The fool chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:22:00 Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:02 >> No.
01:22:03 >> I mean, even the nurse called you Ms. Valentino.
01:22:05 I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:22:08 >> Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit, you would have known what I looked like.
01:22:12 You didn't even know my name.
01:22:14 >> So this is just revenge then.
01:22:16 >> On who?
01:22:17 Myself?
01:22:18 >> Lisa Sampson.
01:22:19 >> Ivan Valentino!
01:22:23 >> Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:22:29 I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:40 >> What's wrong?
01:22:41 >> What's wrong?
01:22:43 What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:45 I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:22:46 Where is it?
01:22:47 >> Wait for secretary, sir.
01:22:48 >> You tell me!
01:22:49 >> I already gave it to you.
01:22:52 >> Not seeing anything in here.
01:22:53 >> It's right here.
01:22:56 >> You found it.
01:22:58 >> Huh.
01:22:59 Paradise Villa number 12.
01:23:02 That's the same address as Lisa -- shit, shit, shit.
01:23:06 >> I'm going to kill you, Jake!
01:23:09 >> You are.
01:23:11 >> Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:23:12 Lisa Sampson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:23:17 >> I never described her as that.
01:23:19 >> But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:23:23 >> Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets so that she could extort you for more money.
01:23:28 >> Jesus, Lisa isn't like that.
01:23:31 >> Hey, she's a Russian spy.
01:23:34 >> That's got to be it.
01:23:36 >> Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:23:38 >> We'll talk about that.
01:23:41 >> She's for you to never know.
01:23:43 We've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:45 >> I know my Lisa.
01:23:47 She's not like that.
01:23:53 >> Please, please.
01:23:59 >> Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:24:01 >> Sure are.
01:24:05 >> Oh!
01:24:06 What are you doing, sir?
01:24:08 >> Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:09 I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands now.
01:24:17 >> All for me.
01:24:21 >> Hey, hey, Lisa, why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:25 >> Perfect.
01:24:31 >> Grab a Valentino.
01:24:33 >> Lisa, come back tonight with ice and potatoes.
01:24:36 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:42 I will not rest until you do.
01:24:47 >> The car's ready, sir.
01:24:48 >> Thank you.
01:24:55 >> Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:58 >> Anytime.
01:25:00 >> So you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:25:02 You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:04 >> I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:06 She couldn't say no.
01:25:07 >> But you always said, um, she always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:25:15 So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for real this time?
01:25:18 >> No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:21 I thought I'd just give her a chance since she likes me.
01:25:31 >> Thank you, Olga.
01:25:34 Cheers.
01:25:36 We're all finally here together as a family.
01:25:40 Cheers.
01:25:42 Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa, together.
01:25:46 That's fantastic.
01:25:49 Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:25:52 Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:54 Oh, honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:59 You know how you like them.
01:26:02 Grandpa's watching.
01:26:09 Oh, thank you.
01:26:18 If you want to fill me up, you can do that all night long.
01:26:24 I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:29 Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:32 What are you doing still eating?
01:26:34 This is your chance.
01:26:36 Go.
01:26:40 I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:44 Cheers.
01:26:48 Thirsty, aren't we?
01:26:58 Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:04 There is literally nothing here.
01:27:19 What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:23 What are you looking for?
01:27:24 Nothing.
01:27:26 What are you doing here?
01:27:28 Doing you.
01:27:30 Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:36 Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:39 Uh, no way.
01:27:42 We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:45 Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:47 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:50 I don't mind it.
01:27:53 Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:56 I don't mind it.
01:28:02 Look.
01:28:07 Jake?
01:28:08 Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:10 This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:13 Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:17 That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning, so you and Lisa will need to do some O.T.
01:28:22 Thank you.
01:28:32 I need to uncover an important secret.
01:28:57 That night...
01:29:08 You beat up my other girl.
01:29:13 And your dad didn't even accept you.
01:29:20 I should tell him.
01:29:23 I should tell him.
01:29:29 Hi.
01:29:31 Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:29:34 Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:29:38 No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:42 Okay.
01:29:44 Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up, this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:29:51 Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:55 Oh, no.
01:29:58 Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:30:01 Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:04 You're pregnant?
01:30:06 Who's the man?
01:30:09 You're pregnant?
01:30:10 Who's the man?
01:30:12 You wouldn't want to shake the baby. The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:17 Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:20 Is there somebody else?
01:30:24 I've asked you the same.
01:30:26 Oh, my leg, it's hurting. I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:31 Let's go.
01:30:45 That's Lisa. She'll give her a ride.
01:30:49 No need.
01:30:50 No?
01:30:51 Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:52 Start the car.
01:31:09 I'm your daughter.
01:31:23 So, as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert, our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:30 So, we have a...
01:31:35 Sorry I'm late.
01:31:36 No excuses.
01:31:38 Wait.
01:31:45 You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:46 I know.
01:31:48 Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:51 Go inside and get some rest. I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:55 I'm fine.
01:32:05 See you later, girl.
01:32:10 Mr. Valentino, my letter of resignation.
01:32:17 My letter of resignation.
01:32:20 You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:23 Focus on that.
01:32:25 Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:32:29 Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:32 What do you mean?
01:32:36 I mean, you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:41 You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:44 You really love that man that much?
01:32:47 Some of you missed us.
01:32:59 Happy birthday to you, happy new year.
01:33:05 Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:08 Yay!
01:33:11 I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:14 I can celebrate my birthday with both of you together this time.
01:33:19 If only by next year we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:33:25 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:33:28 Is she pregnant?
01:33:32 Lisa.
01:33:41 Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:47 Stop!
01:33:48 What?
01:33:49 You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch you?
01:33:52 What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:58 I've had enough of your badness.
01:34:02 Grow the fuck up.
01:34:11 Hello?
01:34:22 Wait a minute.
01:34:23 Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:26 Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:30 but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:35 Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:38 Okay.
01:34:46 If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:34:50 Hey, her daughter's fake.
01:34:52 You're a fraud.
01:34:54 I just think I've believed in you all this time.
01:34:59 Ruin today.
01:35:02 Hey, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
01:35:04 I did.
01:35:05 Are you okay?
01:35:06 I did.
01:35:07 Okay, hold on a minute now.
01:35:08 I think she's faking because she fell by herself.
01:35:11 She's a lying bitch.
01:35:21 She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:25 It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:31 Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:37 But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:35:40 I'll try my best.
01:35:44 I'll be right back.
01:35:46 Okay.
01:35:56 Bill.
01:35:59 You know what to do.
01:36:17 The patient is in a critical state.
01:36:18 We need to operate now.
01:36:20 What's going on?
01:36:21 Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:24 She doesn't need one.
01:36:25 If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:41 Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:53 What's happening?
01:36:55 Where am I?
01:36:57 We've had some complications.
01:36:59 We need to operate on you.
01:37:00 No, this isn't right.
01:37:02 Who are you working for?
01:37:04 Stop, no, no, no, stop.
01:37:07 No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:37:10 No, I'm pregnant.
01:37:11 I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child.
01:37:13 No.
01:37:14 Lisa.
01:37:15 Are you okay?
01:37:16 Lisa, Lisa.
01:37:17 Hey, hey, hey.
01:37:18 Are you okay?
01:37:19 I hurt her.
01:37:20 I hurt her.
01:37:23 Okay, go on.
01:37:25 Sit him down.
01:37:32 So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:36 It was, it was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:41 She, she blackmailed me.
01:37:45 And forced me to operate on Lisa Samson.
01:37:50 And, and what?
01:37:54 And what?
01:37:57 And forged x-rays of her broken leg.
01:38:00 Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:03 So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:08 And I have a database that looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Samson's.
01:38:17 So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:22 Is that Lisa?
01:38:27 Lisa.
01:38:29 What did she do?
01:38:31 Patricia, stop.
01:38:33 You don't want to do this.
01:38:35 If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:40 If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:44 I don't think so.
01:38:46 I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:51 I saved Aiden, and he will believe me.
01:38:54 Why?
01:38:55 Because I have a necklace.
01:38:58 No, no, give it back.
01:39:01 You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:04 I thought you could have it back for my dead body.
01:39:07 That'll have to work.
01:39:09 No, Patricia, stop.
01:39:11 No, no.
01:39:12 No.
01:39:13 No.
01:39:14 Lisa.
01:39:19 This is all your fault.
01:39:21 It's okay.
01:39:22 It's okay.
01:39:23 Okay.
01:39:24 Lisa.
01:39:25 Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:28 Okay.
01:39:41 Hey, Lee.
01:39:44 Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:48 Finally, justice is served.
01:39:55 Hey, Brian.
01:39:56 Did you see the news?
01:39:57 Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:39:59 Yeah, I saw.
01:40:01 Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:06 Why?
01:40:07 He asked me about you.
01:40:09 About your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:11 He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:40:13 And he also paid off all her debts.
01:40:27 You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:30 I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:35 Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:58 Let's go.
01:41:03 It's from Aiden.
01:41:06 For you and the baby.
01:41:08 More maturity gifts again?
01:41:10 I think we can get those things ourselves.
01:41:12 I'm going to go get them.
01:41:36 Lisa.
01:41:42 Lisa.
01:41:44 Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:47 He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:51 And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:54 Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:58 You know what I am.
01:42:02 Lisa.
01:42:04 I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:42:09 And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:14 And I neglected you.
01:42:16 And I'm sorry about that.
01:42:18 But I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:24 Will you please give me another chance?
01:42:29 What about the baby?
01:42:32 You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:34 I know, but...
01:42:38 Will you please help me?
01:42:57 That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:43:00 Yeah.
01:43:02 I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:05 But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:08 So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:13 And next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:43:17 You've been performing and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:20 Did you steal these off my desk?
01:43:23 And about the baby.
01:43:26 Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:29 And I'll love it all the same.
01:43:31 Even if we have kids later.
01:43:36 Sir, wait, wait.
01:43:38 Jake, do you want to be fired?
01:43:40 Will you just listen?
01:43:41 That's the woman.
01:43:44 She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:46 Jake, I saw it on eBay.
01:43:48 You don't want it.
01:43:49 Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:52 That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:54 This is my old phone.
01:43:56 So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:44:00 My God, that means that I'm --
01:44:04 The baby is yours.
01:44:09 Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:44:11 Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:44:22 I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:44:27 Let me try again.
01:44:30 Will you marry me?
01:44:40 For real this time.
01:44:43 Yes.
01:44:44 Yes?
01:44:45 Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:52 Again.
01:44:54 Thanks, buddy.
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