Monét X Change is teaching us all a lesson in prank calling—only prank call your friends, and even then, things might get wild. The multi-talented drag queen fearlessly tackles each prompt, from jokingly asking Brooke Lynn Hytes to join her new Drag Queen girl group, to Bianca Del Rio hilariously comparing her to Maya Angelou after Monét recites the lyrics from her song, "Body." Plus, Monét pranks Trixie Mattel with her own made up cringey lyrics, claiming she’s been asked to feature on a Beyoncé remix of “TEXAS HOLD 'EM”. Will her friends be supportive of her antics, or will they push back?
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Pre-save Monét X Change's upcoming album "Grey Rainbow Vol. 1" our May 17th HERE: https://lnk.to/MXCGR1AW
Listen to "Body" by Monét X Change HERE: https://www.monetxchange.com/music
#MonétXChange #PhoningItIn #ELLE #TrixieMattel #BiancaDelRio #BobtheDragQueen #BrookeLynnHytes
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00:00Hey y'all, it's your girl, Monet X Change,
00:02and today I'll be prank calling my friends,
00:03family, and my team.
00:05This is phoning it in with Elle.
00:08Here we go.
00:09Call your sibling rivalry co-host, Bob the Drag Queen.
00:12Let him know you will be replacing him on the podcast.
00:16Yes, God, please.
00:19I did call this morning, she didn't answer.
00:20Let's see.
00:23Hey Bob, how are you doing, girl?
00:25I'm great, how are you?
00:26Good, it's Monet X Change here.
00:27I miss you so much.
00:29I miss you as well, girl boss.
00:31Well, girl, this is really awkward,
00:34and I think that I've made the really hard decision
00:38to replace you on the podcast.
00:40Okay.
00:41I just feel like there's been a lot of hostility,
00:43I feel like we've just have been bumping heads a lot,
00:45and I think that we should part ways,
00:47but I should keep the podcast.
00:48Okay.
00:50Oh, it's funny.
00:51Maybe we'll do the both take from the podcast,
00:53but we put into it.
00:54So you'll have, what's that, about 13%?
00:58I'm not even gonna say, you have some nerve.
01:00I have carried this podcast on my back
01:03for the past three and a half years.
01:04How dare you?
01:05All you've been carrying on your back is hair.
01:09Your hostility is pushing me to new horizons
01:12that I don't explore,
01:13and I feel like before we really get to a place
01:15that we can never rekindle,
01:17we should probably end the conversation here.
01:19Well, I feel like new horizons is probably tough for you.
01:21Exploring new sides of yourself and being open-minded
01:24is probably really a hard area for you
01:25because you've been pretty remedial since I met you.
01:29So I understand how progressing and trying new things
01:33would be hard for someone like you.
01:36So I agree, we should end this conversation
01:38before you are forced into evolution.
01:41Bob, I'm pranking you, this is a joke.
01:43I don't want to end the podcast, I love you so much.
01:45It's funny, to be clear, I never believed you, goodbye.
01:48So I have to prank call someone,
01:52and I have to say that Beyonce wants you
01:54to jump on a remix of Texas Hold'em
01:57and sing a cringe-made-up verse.
02:00I'm gonna call Orville Peck.
02:07I guess Orville doesn't like me that much.
02:10She just announced her tour, girl, she said,
02:11"'Money Who?'
02:12["Money Who?" ringtone plays on speakerphone.]
02:15The wireless customer you are calling is not available.
02:18Well, she don't pay her bill, okay.
02:20["Money Who?" ringtone plays on speakerphone.]
02:21Ha ha, okay, let's try Trixie Mattel.
02:28Hi, how are you?
02:29Good, good, good.
02:30Okay, Beyonce, they want me and two other queer people
02:34to get on the remix for Texas Hold'em.
02:36Oh, fierce.
02:37I know, and I had to do this verse,
02:39and I want you to tell me if you think this is good.
02:42Yeah, sure.
02:43Okay, this ain't Texas.
02:46I got my skrrt, skrrt, skrrt.
02:48It's hanging down, down, down, down, down.
02:52I got down nexus.
02:54I'm going to Canada.
02:55I'm gonna frown, frown, frown, frown, frown.
03:00That's all I have so far.
03:01What do you think?
03:02Are you on c**t?
03:03No, because I wanna like, I want it to be like-
03:06Are you c**ting with me?
03:07No, I want it to be unapologetically queer.
03:09Like, I wanna like put queerness into it.
03:11I don't wanna shy away from that, you know?
03:13I feel like you're c**ting with me.
03:15Trixie, I'm dead ass, I'm not.
03:16I was talking to David Charponte,
03:17he said, just call Trixie, just call her right away,
03:19and literally the first-
03:20You are lying.
03:22I mean, I think c**t is a big swing.
03:25Okay.
03:25To start with.
03:26You think?
03:29I think you're c**ting with me.
03:30Are you coming over here today to do the pod?
03:32Yeah, I am, yeah.
03:33Okay, well, can we do it then?
03:35Oh yeah, sure.
03:36I would love that.
03:37Okay, because I have my guitar here too.
03:38We could play through it and you could see how it feels.
03:40Trixie, I'm prank calling you for L.
03:44You're such a c**t.
03:46You're such a c**t.
03:46I knew you were prank calling me, you c**t b**ch.
03:49You immediately went to problem solving and solutions,
03:52and you were like, I feel like c**t is a big swing.
03:58If you ever call me and you have a Beyonce feature,
04:00I'm gonna hang up.
04:01I'm gonna try again.
04:03Bye.
04:04Bye.
04:06So supportive, how nice.
04:08She was like, girl, I got my guitar,
04:09we can work this out.
04:11That is hilarious.
04:13I have to say that RuPaul just served you
04:15for stealing numerous items from the Drag Race set.
04:19This scene's pointed.
04:21I gotta try to get me a prank call to myself
04:24because I believe that I stole so much from Drag Race.
04:26Okay, ooh, I'm gonna call Raja Gemini.
04:29Raja's probably like charging her crystals
04:31in the desert somewhere,
04:32so I don't know what she'll answer.
04:33Let's see.
04:36Rasha?
04:37Oh, Rasha, Rasha.
04:39What are you doing calling me?
04:42Girl, I'm calling you because have you seen
04:44what's going on on Twitter?
04:48Apparently, RuPaul's Drag Race,
04:50they're serving you for stealing numerous items from set.
04:54You and three other people are named in this class action.
04:57They're suing you for stealing things from set.
05:01I am not, girl.
05:01I am dead serious, girl.
05:03That's why I was like, I need to call Raja to check on her.
05:07Yes.
05:10I don't know.
05:10I think you said you took a room divider,
05:13you took an iron or something.
05:15This is crazy.
05:16I've never seen anything.
05:16This is crazy, Raja.
05:18I never stole shit.
05:20I know.
05:21The audacity to sue you for that, that is crazy.
05:24How did they know that they sued me?
05:25Who sued me?
05:26Because they put it out publicly.
05:28It's like this class action.
05:29They named you and six other Ru girls.
05:31No, that's so stupid.
05:34Raja, I'll fuck with you, girl.
05:35I am prank calling you here at Elle.
05:37You are fucked up.
05:38I knew I hated you.
05:41While we're at it, I fucked you too, remember?
05:46Y'all heard him here first, girl, Raja Jefferson.
05:49Raja, I love you.
05:51I love you.
05:51I just had to prank call you.
05:52I love you so much.
05:53Also, you're an idiot.
05:56Bye.
05:58That was good.
06:00That was a good one.
06:01I'm calling a celebrity friend
06:03and I'm gonna quote my lyrics body.
06:06Ooh.
06:08Bianca Del Taco.
06:10She has like three numbers here.
06:11I don't know which one is her cell phone though.
06:14Hello?
06:16Hey, girl.
06:17Oh no, I'm repeating this cycle.
06:20You what?
06:21I'm thinking I could let go.
06:22Will you be the one?
06:25What the fuck are you doing?
06:27Listen, girl, I gotta admit, I'm kinda,
06:31I'm just caught up in this fire, girl.
06:33You are calling me singing song lyrics, bitch.
06:35That's what this is.
06:36Oh my God, you're so fast, Bianca.
06:38You're no fun.
06:39This is fucking stupid.
06:40I'm like, what is this?
06:41You got Maya Angelou in real life, bitch.
06:43This is too poetic.
06:44Like, what is going on?
06:47Your own music doesn't rhyme that good.
06:49What the hell?
06:51That was my song.
06:51That was my song, Body, Bianca.
06:54Oh, I forgot about that song.
06:55Yes, body, body, body.
06:56No, it actually, it's nice to spoken word,
06:59but I knew it was spoken word.
07:00I mean, it had to be a song.
07:02You don't call me with haikus that often.
07:03Thank you, Bianca.
07:05Bye.
07:06Damn, of course, she's fast.
07:07She's a quick one.
07:09Say, I'm putting together a new drag queen group.
07:12Do you think they would be the perfect fit?
07:16Damn, a drag queen group.
07:20Oh, you know what?
07:21Brooklyn Heights.
07:21That would be a good person to call.
07:26My angel.
07:27Hello, my sweet diva doll.
07:29How are you doing?
07:30I'm good.
07:31How are you, babe?
07:32Well, girl, okay, this is the craziest thing,
07:35but I basically met up with this TV production company
07:39and they want to put together this girl group.
07:40They want to have you on board as the,
07:43kind of like the Michelle Williams of the group.
07:45Not the Michelle Williams.
07:49I know.
07:50Who else is doing it?
07:52It's you, myself, and Trixie.
07:58Is it like a singing thing?
07:59It's like singing, dancing, acting, crafting.
08:03It's like a whole bunch of stuff.
08:04I mean, yeah, sure.
08:06They're pranking you?
08:07A girl group for downloading TV show would be you and Trixie.
08:12I think they want to call the show Oreo.
08:15Oh my God.
08:16I feel like I'm being punked right now.
08:17Is this a real, actual thing?
08:19No, I'm on Elle magazine.
08:21I'm prank calling people, girl.
08:23I want it on record that I am in no way,
08:24shape, or form a Michelle.
08:26I know, that's why it was funny, duh.
08:29Thank you, my love.
08:30You're welcome.
08:32Thank you so much for watching.
08:33Let this be a lesson to do not prank call strangers.
08:36Only prank call your friends, okay?
08:38That's somebody that you don't know can get real crazy.