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00:00I need to start with the big news of the day, of the week, the month, arguably the century.
00:06A couple days ago, I posted a picture on Twitter of myself in a judge's robe, sitting at a
00:12judge's bench.
00:13And I said that I was finally fulfilling my life's calling to be a judge.
00:18And many people, basically everyone, I mean, basically everyone thought that I was joking
00:21because it was on April Fool's, in fairness.
00:25But now I can reveal to you officially that I was not joking.
00:29This is not a joke.
00:30I am now a judge.
00:31I am now officially, officially America's preeminent legal authority and expert.
00:40And next week, we will be premiering my new show, my court show, appropriately called
00:46Judged.
00:47Take a look.
00:48All rise for the Honorable Judge Walsh.
00:55Please be seated.
01:01Ms. Goldstein.
01:02Mr. Bentley.
01:03Mr. Alderbridge.
01:04Ms. Spicer.
01:05Mr. Barney.
01:06Ms. Singh.
01:07At 30,000 feet, my lips exploded.
01:09Why would I pay rent to somebody who had sex with my sister?
01:11A dog bit my finger.
01:12He's allergic, like the grass.
01:14If he didn't want me to drop the car, he would have took the key I had with him.
01:19Has anyone told you you're the worst negotiator that's ever lived?
01:21I've never been more annoyed than I am in this moment.
01:24Not even close.
01:33That does it.
01:34Please get the hell out of my courtroom.
01:45Now, yes, again, I must emphasize that this is real.
01:48I have my own court show on The Daily Wire.
01:50I'm very excited about it.
01:51We obviously live in a world deprived of justice, deprived of truth.
01:57And I'm here to change that.
01:59And these are real people.
02:01These are actual real cases.
02:02I do have real legal authority to rule over their disputes and to impose monetary damages.
02:10Why would anyone give me that power?
02:12Why would anyone come to me with an actual real dispute, a legal dispute they're having?
02:17Well, that's easy, because they recognize that I am uniquely equipped to handle any of these disputes as a person who is, as you know, always right about everything.
02:25I've never been wrong about a single thing ever.
02:27You know that if you watch this show.
02:29And I was also right about something else that I wanted to mention.
02:31You know, I've been I've been missing shows.
02:33If you watch the show, you know, I've been I have been missing episodes seemingly at random for the past year.
02:40And many of the audience were upset, even accusing me of being lazy and unreliable and saying many other unimaginable things to a man of my stature, to a judge like myself.
02:51And I said that I was working on some major projects and that these absences will be worth it.
02:56So here's one of them.
02:59And I say one of them because we're not done yet.
03:02There's more to come.
03:03And what's coming next is.
03:06Well, you're going to like it.
03:07You're going to like it in the audience.
03:09Some other people won't like it.
03:10But that's a topic for another day.
03:13For now, my court show judge is the headline premiering next week, Tuesday, April 9th, 8 p.m.
03:19Eastern.
03:20And you don't want to miss it.
03:21You are, in fact, legally required to not miss it.
03:24I am a judge after all.
03:25That's the way it works now.
03:27I will have you imprisoned if you do not subscribe to The Daily Wire and watch this show.
03:32That's my marketing pitch.
03:34Thanks for checking out this video.
03:36If you'd like to listen to my full podcast on the go, you can check out The Matt Walsh Show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.