A high school student has a romantic affair with his math tutor only to discover she is married to his math teacher. A high school student has a romantic affair with his math tutor only to discover she is married to his math teacher.
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00:02:09 >> Dear Boney D, here are your test results.
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00:02:24 >> Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:27 >> [LAUGH]
00:02:28 >> Quiet you.
00:02:29 Dad, you okay?
00:02:31 >> Piece of cake.
00:02:33 We can do this.
00:02:34 >> [SOUND]
00:02:38 >> All right, okay, let's go.
00:02:40 On three.
00:02:43 One.
00:02:44 >> One.
00:02:45 >> Two.
00:02:46 >> One.
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00:02:58 >> Are we happy?
00:02:59 >> Happy.
00:03:00 >> Yes.
00:03:02 >> Favor?
00:03:03 >> Man, they're really silly.
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00:03:09 >> I don't believe you.
00:03:10 >> Perfect scores.
00:03:11 >> Oh, man.
00:03:12 >> You got perfect scores.
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00:03:16 >> I guess I test well.
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00:03:19 >> Yes.
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00:03:21 >> So you know what this means, don't you?
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00:03:25 >> Big screw up at SAP Central?
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00:03:27 >> Free refills?
00:03:28 >> No, we could all be in Boston together.
00:03:31 >> Ooh.
00:03:32 >> Would you like that?
00:03:33 >> Me and you, Boston, alone?
00:03:38 >> Mm-hm.
00:03:39 >> Ooh, sounds a little hectic.
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00:03:51 >> How come you never return my calls?
00:03:53 >> Okay.
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00:04:00 >> All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:05 Ladies and gentlemen, calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:11 28% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:14 Mr. Tafio, shake the dust out of your skull.
00:04:19 Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:23 True story.
00:04:24 Mr. Faber, knock it off, you're making everybody look bad.
00:04:29 [LAUGH]
00:04:33 Mr. Boomer, you were flying high, did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41 Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:43 Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:45 Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:50 You're going down in flames, see me after class.
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00:04:54 >> Don't forget, have your parents sign those and return them to me.
00:04:58 You know the drill.
00:04:59 Have a nice day.
00:05:07 You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:13 Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:15 I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:17 >> What?
00:05:19 Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:05:22 >> 17,000 excellent students apply there every year.
00:05:25 86% don't get in.
00:05:27 You do the math.
00:05:28 >> But up until now I've had great grades.
00:05:30 >> Up until now it's been literally...
00:05:34 >> Look, I'll try harder, I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:36 >> Yeah, well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41 Close the door anyway, huh?
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00:06:34 >> Good one.
00:06:38 >> Sorry.
00:06:40 Sometimes you just got to scream, you know?
00:06:44 >> Deal.
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00:06:57 >> How's that?
00:07:00 Miss?
00:07:08 >> Hi, you guys.
00:07:15 >> Isn't this great?
00:07:16 >> Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19 >> So the rules are, no beer, no dough.
00:07:22 >> No sex.
00:07:23 >> We know, right, of course.
00:07:24 >> You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26 >> Of course those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:28 >> Oh, okay.
00:07:29 >> I'm going to go say hi to Jen.
00:07:30 Remember, must dance, don't forget.
00:07:33 >> I'll see you later.
00:07:34 >> See you.
00:07:35 >> Bye.
00:07:40 >> You look super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43 >> Thanks.
00:07:46 >> Oh, my God, Brad, Tonya.
00:07:48 >> Oh, hey, Brad.
00:07:50 >> Super, I said super.
00:07:53 >> Yes, you did.
00:07:54 >> I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56 Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
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00:08:09 >> You want to dance?
00:08:10 >> Yes, yes.
00:08:11 >> Okay.
00:08:12 >> Sure.
00:08:13 >> Great.
00:08:14 >> Oh, God.
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00:08:41 >> Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:51 >> Oh, I don't know.
00:08:52 I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:55 >> I think.
00:08:58 >> Mr. Smooth.
00:09:00 >> Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:09:01 There's something I want to show you.
00:09:03 Come on.
00:09:04 >> No, no.
00:09:05 >> Come on.
00:09:06 >> Don't meet me.
00:09:07 Don't twist my arm.
00:09:08 >> Come on.
00:09:14 >> So?
00:09:16 >> So how about another poem?
00:09:18 >> Okay.
00:09:19 >> Okay.
00:09:20 >> Are you still cold?
00:09:21 I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23 >> No, no, no.
00:09:24 This is nice.
00:09:25 It's, um, I mean.
00:09:34 What?
00:09:35 >> I thought that --
00:09:36 >> Todd.
00:09:38 >> You know, I'm sorry.
00:09:41 >> Just let's go.
00:09:47 >> Help!
00:09:51 Help!
00:09:54 There you are.
00:09:57 I've been looking for you.
00:09:59 >> Hey, you got it.
00:10:06 >> Oh, thank God.
00:10:07 I can't talk now.
00:10:08 I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09 Drive!
00:10:10 Go, go, go!
00:10:21 >> So you were incursed, then?
00:10:23 >> No.
00:10:24 Mission scrubbed.
00:10:26 >> What happened?
00:10:27 >> Pulled out a condom.
00:10:29 >> I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31 >> No, I mean I pulled it out to her.
00:10:35 >> There's a time limit?
00:10:37 >> I guess so.
00:10:39 >> 101.7.
00:10:41 At the next Boston.
00:10:44 >> I asked another exciting evening in south.
00:10:53 >> Did you see that?
00:10:55 >> Yeah.
00:10:56 >> We're going back.
00:10:57 >> Are you insane?
00:10:59 >> Probably.
00:11:01 At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:08 Wow, look at that.
00:11:10 >> Yeah, 66 Corvette sting.
00:11:18 >> Hi, you need some help?
00:11:20 >> You guys cool?
00:11:25 >> Yeah, we're cool.
00:11:27 >> Yeah.
00:11:29 >> Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:32 >> Yeah, hi.
00:11:34 You want to hop in?
00:11:36 >> Thanks.
00:11:39 >> What reservoir?
00:11:40 Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:11:42 >> I don't know.
00:12:05 >> I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:08 >> Thanks for stopping.
00:12:10 I'm Vicky.
00:12:12 >> Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:13 This is Faber.
00:12:14 >> Hey.
00:12:15 >> That has got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:19 >> Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:24 >> If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28 >> Yeah, thanks.
00:12:30 Wait.
00:12:31 >> Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:38 >> Where are you going?
00:12:40 >> Nowhere.
00:12:42 >> Nowhere.
00:12:43 >> Me too.
00:12:45 Nowhere.
00:12:49 >> Okay, fine.
00:12:55 >> Okay.
00:12:56 >> Thanks.
00:13:02 >> And your lobster.
00:13:04 >> I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:06 There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:08 >> By weird, you mean we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman.
00:13:11 >> Exactly.
00:13:14 >> Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:20 >> Great.
00:13:22 Excellent.
00:13:26 >> So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:29 >> We were down at the beach.
00:13:32 >> Shindig.
00:13:36 Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:38 >> I don't usually say shindig.
00:13:40 It's just -- >> He doesn't.
00:13:43 >> I don't think I've ever said shindig.
00:13:45 >> He hasn't.
00:13:46 I can vouch for him.
00:13:49 >> Guys.
00:13:50 >> You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:54 >> Oh, yeah.
00:13:56 Yeah.
00:14:01 >> Peggy.
00:14:03 >> So what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:07 It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:09 >> A lot of anxiety.
00:14:11 Rejection.
00:14:12 >> It's super.
00:14:15 >> Are you okay?
00:14:17 >> Ice cream headache.
00:14:19 He gets them all the time.
00:14:28 >> Mm-mm.
00:14:38 Sorry.
00:14:39 I just love ice cream.
00:14:41 I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:44 >> So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:47 >> Oh, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:52 Music.
00:14:54 Studying.
00:14:55 Sculpting.
00:14:57 >> Sculpting?
00:14:58 >> Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:15:00 Kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:03 >> Cool.
00:15:06 >> Yes.
00:15:07 Yes.
00:15:08 >> He did it.
00:15:13 >> Great.
00:15:14 Let's go.
00:15:15 >> Aw.
00:15:16 >> Sorry.
00:15:20 >> And 11 cents.
00:15:21 Thank you.
00:15:22 >> Thanks.
00:15:24 >> Shouldn't you at least let us get the tip or something?
00:15:27 >> If you want to.
00:15:29 About 275.
00:15:32 >> Ooh.
00:15:33 Dude.
00:15:34 She dusted you.
00:15:36 >> Math degree, university of Vermont.
00:15:38 Very useful.
00:15:44 >> Math degree.
00:15:52 >> So, you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55 >> Yeah.
00:16:00 >> See, I tank this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:08 >> No.
00:16:09 Come on.
00:16:10 I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11 >> Oh, it's true.
00:16:13 >> Jeez, Todd, I could help you with calculus.
00:16:18 >> Sorry, guys.
00:16:21 >> Squirrel.
00:16:35 >> Well, here he is.
00:16:38 >> You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:41 >> No, I'm fine, really.
00:16:45 I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:48 >> It's you.
00:16:51 You're -- anyway, I should go.
00:16:57 Thanks for all your help.
00:16:59 Bye, Faber.
00:17:01 >> Bye.
00:17:15 Amazing.
00:17:16 Totally amazing.
00:17:21 >> Vicki.
00:17:25 >> Look, about calculus, you think I could get some help?
00:17:32 >> I --
00:17:33 >> Please, look, I don't have much time left.
00:17:35 You'd be saving my life.
00:17:40 >> I'll think about it.
00:17:42 >> Yeah?
00:17:43 Great.
00:17:44 Thanks.
00:17:45 Oh, hey, you can call me.
00:17:47 I'm listed.
00:17:48 Last name's boomer.
00:17:49 Two O's.
00:17:51 >> Okay.
00:17:52 Good night.
00:18:00 >> Boomer with two O's.
00:18:02 >> As in moron.
00:18:03 >> Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:29 >> Trick or treat.
00:18:31 Where the hell were you?
00:18:51 >> Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:54 >> Why are you still up?
00:18:56 >> Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:03 I mean, I don't -- I don't know what to say.
00:19:07 I'm disappointed.
00:19:09 I'm angry.
00:19:11 And I'm sad.
00:19:13 I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for is just -- it's just -- it's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20 >> That is just --
00:19:21 >> Let me finish.
00:19:26 We work so hard for this thing, and Harvard is -- it's there, you know, on a platter.
00:19:31 It's just waiting for you, and you're just -- you're just blowing it.
00:19:35 >> I know.
00:19:36 That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:37 >> So I'm just going to -- what did you say?
00:19:42 >> Yeah, dad, I got to kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:44 I should get some help.
00:19:45 >> You're going to get a tutor?
00:19:49 That's great.
00:19:50 I'll help you get one.
00:19:52 >> You know what?
00:19:53 Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56 >> You do?
00:19:59 >> Yeah.
00:20:24 >> Hi.
00:20:27 Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:30 The answers to your math final are here.
00:20:37 >> That's my wife, punk!
00:20:56 >> What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:58 >> Yes, weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:01 >> Cake.
00:21:06 Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:09 She drives me insane.
00:21:11 I'm going to move out to that cabin in back.
00:21:13 >> Cabin?
00:21:14 Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:16 That's a tool shed.
00:21:17 You realize this.
00:21:18 You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:20 >> Banana?
00:21:25 >> So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:30 >> No.
00:21:31 Oh, but guess who called?
00:21:35 >> She called.
00:21:37 >> She called.
00:21:38 Who called?
00:21:40 >> Nobody.
00:21:46 >> Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51 >> Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:52 I'm sorry about that.
00:21:53 >> No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:55 I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:57 >> Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:21:59 >> Really?
00:22:01 I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:07 >> Time is good.
00:22:09 >> But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:22 >> Okay.
00:22:24 >> I'm going to go get some food.
00:22:51 >> But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:09 No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:11 I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17 >> I'll get it.
00:23:18 >> I got it.
00:23:25 >> Hello.
00:23:26 >> Hi.
00:23:27 Mr. Boomer?
00:23:28 >> Yes, whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:34 >> Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:38 >> You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:40 >> Uh-huh.
00:23:45 >> Come in.
00:23:48 >> Thanks.
00:23:50 >> Suddenly I understand the world so much better.
00:23:55 Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:58 >> Hi, Todd.
00:24:00 >> Hi.
00:24:02 >> Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:06 >> Sure.
00:24:07 >> Great.
00:24:08 Elvis?
00:24:12 >> Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:16 I'll be right with you.
00:24:19 >> Does she know anything about calculus or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:25 >> Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:27 >> I don't know.
00:24:28 Here, give her a try.
00:24:30 >> All right.
00:24:33 >> Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:42 >> He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44 >> Sure.
00:24:46 >> All right.
00:24:47 Here, if 3A over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object, what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57 >> Um --
00:24:59 >> Hold on, Ellen.
00:25:01 Dad.
00:25:06 >> 3/5 times the integral of A.
00:25:13 >> Okay.
00:25:15 We're going to be late for dinner.
00:25:17 You guys have fun.
00:25:18 >> I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:24 >> Are you kidding?
00:25:25 Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29 >> Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:31 >> For me, no.
00:25:33 No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:35 You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that can be very appealing if you, you know, if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:44 >> I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:49 >> Okay.
00:25:50 I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what one can do.
00:25:55 What are you doing?
00:25:57 >> I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:07 I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:17 >> Exactly.
00:26:19 Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21 >> Oh, sure.
00:26:22 Let's see what we have.
00:26:23 >> Yeah.
00:26:25 >> Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30 >> Would scotch be possible?
00:26:36 >> Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:38 Just one second.
00:26:40 >> Thanks.
00:26:44 So what else do you do, Todd Boomer, with two O's?
00:26:48 >> I don't know.
00:26:50 Drawing.
00:26:52 I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55 >> Really?
00:26:56 >> Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01 >> No, it sounds great.
00:27:05 What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08 >> Oh, no.
00:27:09 No, stay, please.
00:27:13 Here.
00:27:15 >> Thanks.
00:27:25 >> Oh, that's my meat.
00:27:27 My meatloaf.
00:27:28 >> Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30 >> Oh, no, no.
00:27:32 I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:34 There's no meat in it.
00:27:35 It's just loaf.
00:27:39 >> No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:43 >> You're really leaving?
00:27:45 >> Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48 >> Well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52 >> Sure.
00:27:54 It kind of felt good to be, you know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:01 So why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:28:12 >> Sure.
00:28:17 There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:20 Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:23 >> And women?
00:28:25 >> Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:28 As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:34 So come on, what happened?
00:28:36 >> We did calculus.
00:28:37 >> And that's it?
00:28:38 >> Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:42 Made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:45 Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:47 >> Bite me.
00:28:49 >> Paul!
00:28:50 Paul, where are you?
00:28:51 >> God!
00:28:52 >> Please, get in here right now.
00:28:56 >> Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system.
00:29:01 [ Music ]
00:29:17 >> Mr. Bodine, trolling the murky depths.
00:29:20 Mr. Freed, bottom feeding again.
00:29:24 Mr. Faber, smooth sailing as always.
00:29:28 Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails.
00:29:31 Keep it up.
00:29:32 Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:34 [ Music ]
00:29:55 >> Hello.
00:29:57 >> Vicki.
00:29:58 Hey, Todd.
00:29:59 >> Oh, hi, how are you?
00:30:01 >> Excellent.
00:30:03 Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05 >> We?
00:30:07 >> Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:11 >> Uh, okay.
00:30:14 >> So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:18 >> Tonight?
00:30:19 >> Please, I'll drown without you.
00:30:21 We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:24 >> Okay, how about 6?
00:30:27 >> Great.
00:30:28 I'll see you later.
00:30:33 >> Hey.
00:30:34 >> Oh, hey.
00:30:35 >> How goes it?
00:30:36 >> Goes good.
00:30:37 >> Good.
00:30:38 Ooh, look at that.
00:30:39 So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:41 >> Yeah, she's great.
00:30:42 >> Yeah?
00:30:43 >> I mean, she's actually really ugly and fat and got that white foam stuff.
00:30:46 >> That's gross.
00:30:47 >> But she's effective.
00:30:48 >> Oh, well, that's all that counts.
00:30:50 >> Yeah.
00:30:51 [ School bell ringing ]
00:30:52 >> Oh, I got to go to history.
00:30:53 >> Well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:55 >> Are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:56 >> Exactly.
00:30:57 Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:59 >> Oh, I can't make it.
00:31:01 I got to keep cranking, you know.
00:31:05 >> Is something wrong?
00:31:08 >> What?
00:31:09 >> I don't know.
00:31:10 You just-- you seem-- you seem kind of off.
00:31:13 >> I'm sorry.
00:31:14 Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:16 I promise, you know.
00:31:17 It's just...
00:31:18 A man with a mission.
00:31:23 [ Chuckles ]
00:31:24 [ Knock on door ]
00:31:29 >> Yes?
00:31:32 >> Hi.
00:31:34 Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:38 >> My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41 >> Yeah.
00:31:47 [ School bell ringing ]
00:31:55 >> Hello?
00:31:56 >> Shout ahead.
00:31:57 You are...
00:31:58 Not here.
00:31:59 Where are you?
00:32:00 It's diner night.
00:32:01 >> Oh, sorry.
00:32:02 I can't make it.
00:32:03 Vicki's coming over.
00:32:04 Didn't kirsten tell you?
00:32:05 >> She's not here.
00:32:06 I guess not the main attraction.
00:32:09 >> Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:12 >> Another glorious fall day for the greater boston area.
00:32:17 >> Uh-huh.
00:32:18 >> Sitting on my head.
00:32:19 >> I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:23 >> Really?
00:32:24 What do you think I should take?
00:32:26 >> Just a sec.
00:32:28 Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:31 >> Hi.
00:32:32 >> Hey!
00:32:33 There you are.
00:32:34 >> Hi.
00:32:35 >> Do you like hockey?
00:32:36 Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:39 >> I don't know much about hockey.
00:32:41 >> I don't know much about it.
00:32:42 >> Sit down.
00:32:43 I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:45 >> Jack is forgetting that vicki is here to work with todd.
00:32:48 >> Right.
00:32:49 He's upstairs.
00:32:50 Probably quieter up there.
00:32:52 >> I'll go find him.
00:32:54 >> Okay.
00:32:55 That's a nice girl.
00:32:57 Huh?
00:33:02 [knocking]
00:33:05 >> Hi.
00:33:06 Is this the pool?
00:33:08 >> Yeah.
00:33:09 I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12 >> Wow.
00:33:14 Wild room.
00:33:15 >> Thanks.
00:33:16 I'll just have a seat.
00:33:18 I've got a chair.
00:33:24 >> These are great.
00:33:26 You did these?
00:33:27 >> Yeah.
00:33:29 >> You're very good.
00:33:31 >> You like them?
00:33:33 >> Yeah, especially this one.
00:33:39 >> Your ticket.
00:33:41 >> Yeah?
00:33:43 Thanks.
00:33:47 >> Thanks.
00:33:52 >> Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:54 >> Thanks, ink.
00:33:56 >> You bet.
00:34:01 >> Guess who?
00:34:03 >> Cindy club.
00:34:04 You came back to me.
00:34:06 >> Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:08 Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:10 >> I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:12 >> Are you kidding?
00:34:14 Of course.
00:34:15 >> Maybe without todd.
00:34:17 >> Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23 >> Yeah.
00:34:24 He's obsessed.
00:34:28 >> So next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31 >> Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:36 >> Sure.
00:34:38 I owe you one.
00:34:42 >> You made this?
00:34:44 >> Yeah.
00:34:46 >> I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:48 >> I don't really show my art.
00:34:50 >> Can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54 I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58 >> You're right.
00:35:01 I'll think about it.
00:35:10 >> I get around someone I can't -- I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:18 And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21 I just can't do it.
00:35:23 >> Come on, don't worry about Kim.
00:35:25 You do fine.
00:35:27 >> Yeah, I mean, it's different with you.
00:35:33 Anyway.
00:35:35 >> Hey, there's faber.
00:35:41 >> Who's that?
00:35:43 >> I'm not sure.
00:35:45 >> Well, she seems sure.
00:35:47 Faber, Vicky from the car the other night.
00:35:51 >> Sure, sure.
00:35:53 Vicky, this is Kirsten.
00:35:55 Kirsten, this is Vicky.
00:35:57 >> Hi.
00:35:58 >> Hi.
00:35:59 >> Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:01 Todd's here?
00:36:02 >> Yeah, sorry.
00:36:03 Vicky is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05 I should have said that.
00:36:08 >> Hi, guys.
00:36:14 >> So you met Vicky?
00:36:16 >> Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21 >> Kirsten.
00:36:23 >> Is it something I said?
00:36:25 >> It's my fault.
00:36:26 I'll be right back.
00:36:31 Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on.
00:36:33 She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:35 >> Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:37 What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:40 Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:43 >> I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46 Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47 >> Just forget it.
00:36:48 >> Kirsten.
00:36:49 >> I'm sorry.
00:37:17 >> Watch out!
00:37:37 >> Is she pissed?
00:37:48 And has she said anything?
00:37:49 >> No, not really.
00:37:54 I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but Vicky's just --
00:37:58 >> I love this.
00:38:00 You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot, and now surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:06 >> Hi, Paul!
00:38:08 See you in class.
00:38:15 >> Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:19 >> Incoming.
00:38:25 >> Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:29 Oh, thank God.
00:38:31 I hate goalie.
00:38:33 I mean, Vicky's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:36 >> So Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:40 >> No.
00:38:41 No.
00:38:44 I don't know.
00:38:46 Heads up.
00:38:48 >> Shit.
00:38:53 >> I stopped Pele.
00:38:56 I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:57 >> Whoo!
00:39:15 >> Oh, God, oh, God.
00:39:16 >> Up!
00:39:24 >> Yes!
00:39:35 >> Has he said anything to you?
00:39:39 >> Uh, no, not really.
00:39:47 >> I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:53 >> Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:58 >> You're a sweetheart.
00:40:01 >> Give me a hug.
00:40:03 >> I don't think so.
00:40:04 Look out!
00:40:08 Sorry.
00:40:10 >> Somebody want to get that?
00:40:17 >> Where are you-- Faber?
00:40:18 >> This will come out with club soda.
00:40:21 >> Mr. Todd boomer.
00:40:23 >> Nice to meet you.
00:40:24 >> Nice to meet you.
00:40:25 You're next.
00:40:26 No, no.
00:40:27 >> Oh, right.
00:40:29 >> Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit.
00:40:33 >> Right.
00:40:34 >> I've looked over your application to Harvard, but what can you tell me about yourself that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper?
00:40:42 >> Well, I value friendship.
00:40:44 I value honesty.
00:40:47 >> What about your passions?
00:40:52 >> Breasts.
00:40:54 I really love breasts.
00:40:55 It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:57 >> You just don't want to do this, is that right?
00:40:58 >> Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:59 >> You don't want to do this?
00:41:00 >> I'm kidding.
00:41:01 Relax.
00:41:02 Dad, come on.
00:41:06 >> What about your passions?
00:41:11 >> Drawing.
00:41:14 I really love to draw.
00:41:17 I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper, and I don't know, it sounds funny, but that's when I feel the most me.
00:41:29 I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:36 >> That's great.
00:41:37 That's great.
00:41:41 All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at 25 feet per second.
00:41:47 What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50 No.
00:41:51 No, no, no.
00:41:53 Come on, come on, come on.
00:41:54 Somebody new for a change.
00:41:56 Boomer.
00:42:00 >> Rate of change is .04 radians.
00:42:06 >> Yes!
00:42:07 Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:09 >> Recommendation is looking better.
00:42:11 Everybody see that?
00:42:12 Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second.
00:42:18 [phone ringing]
00:42:20 >> Hello?
00:42:22 >> Vicki, hi, it's Todd.
00:42:24 >> Oh, hi, Todd.
00:42:25 I was just thinking about you.
00:42:27 >> You were?
00:42:29 Look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:33 I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:36 >> Yeah.
00:42:37 Oh, and did you work everything out with Kirsten?
00:42:40 >> Kirsten?
00:42:42 No, not really.
00:42:44 Look, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:48 >> Yeah, yeah, and actually I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:55 And why don't you come over here?
00:43:00 >> Really?
00:43:01 >> Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane.
00:43:03 How about 6?
00:43:04 >> Sure, great, great.
00:43:06 I'll see you then.
00:43:08 >> Okay, bye.
00:43:09 >> Bye.
00:43:10 [music]
00:43:21 >> But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:26 It sounds drastic.
00:43:28 >> I've got to go to Vicki's.
00:43:29 I'm late.
00:43:30 Bye.
00:43:31 >> Wait.
00:43:32 Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:35 >> Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog.
00:43:36 It's having puppies.
00:43:37 Bye.
00:43:38 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:39 Hey!
00:43:40 >> What?
00:43:41 >> Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43 >> It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:45 Bye.
00:43:47 >> It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51 >> He was wearing cologne.
00:43:54 [music]
00:44:15 >> Wow, you did all of this?
00:44:20 I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:25 >> Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:27 I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:34 >> I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:38 >> My husband certainly does.
00:44:44 >> You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49 >> Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:52 What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56 >> Yeah.
00:44:58 >> That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:04 >> Why do you stay?
00:45:09 >> That's a good question.
00:45:13 Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16 >> Okay.
00:45:19 No, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21 >> Yeah.
00:45:24 Well, anyway.
00:45:28 Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:39 Here, a present.
00:45:42 >> A present?
00:45:43 For me?
00:45:46 Why?
00:45:47 >> For letting me help you.
00:45:50 >> Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52 >> Come on, open it.
00:45:54 >> Okay.
00:45:56 It's Bonnie D.
00:45:58 Did you make this?
00:46:00 >> Uh-huh.
00:46:03 >> Wow.
00:46:04 Thank you.
00:46:05 This is amazing.
00:46:06 Thank you.
00:46:13 >> Todd.
00:46:17 >> Of course not.
00:46:20 >> So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:24 I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:28 Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:32 I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:37 >> Look who's talking.
00:46:41 >> Touche.
00:46:43 >> Oh.
00:46:48 Oh, so you're going to play like that now, are you?
00:46:50 >> No, you're not.
00:46:52 No, you're not.
00:46:53 Oh, you did.
00:46:55 Oh, dog.
00:46:58 Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:01 >> No.
00:47:03 What are you doing?
00:47:04 What are you doing?
00:47:05 >> I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:08 >> Oh, man.
00:47:09 >> Okay.
00:47:11 Now bark.
00:47:14 >> Bark.
00:47:17 >> Ruff.
00:47:19 >> No.
00:47:21 >> Come on, a big deep bark.
00:47:23 >> Ruff.
00:47:28 >> Ruff.
00:47:51 >> Hey, you better go now.
00:47:56 Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:48:02 >> Right.
00:48:10 >> You know, never thought I would say this, but I really love math.
00:48:28 I better go.
00:48:44 It was -- I don't know.
00:48:46 I just see life so differently now.
00:48:49 >> I'm sure you do.
00:48:50 You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:52 >> No, it's not like that.
00:48:53 It's really not.
00:48:54 I'm really into her.
00:48:57 >> I wouldn't get too deep, Tom.
00:48:59 We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:49:01 >> No, look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:04 I mean, I'm not going to feel bad about this.
00:49:08 >> No, no, as long as you feel good.
00:49:10 That's all that matters.
00:49:12 >> Jealous much?
00:49:14 >> That has nothing -- just forget it.
00:49:16 >> I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:18 Come on.
00:49:19 Faber.
00:49:21 We're friends, right?
00:49:24 >> I got to get home, man.
00:49:27 My parents are going to freak out.
00:49:29 You should be happy.
00:49:43 >> He's gone.
00:49:50 >> I'm sorry.
00:50:01 >> I'm sorry.
00:50:26 >> Hey.
00:50:30 Hey, wake up.
00:50:31 >> Shit.
00:50:33 I have to call my mom.
00:50:34 She's going to be insane.
00:50:36 >> I'm sorry.
00:50:37 I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:39 >> Oh, no, no.
00:50:41 It's okay.
00:50:42 I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:43 She'll get over it.
00:50:46 What are you doing?
00:50:49 >> Morning breath.
00:50:51 >> I know.
00:50:52 Me too.
00:50:53 I got to go.
00:50:56 >> You're not leaving me.
00:50:59 >> I'm not leaving you.
00:51:05 [Music]
00:51:08 [Music]
00:51:37 >> What am I supposed to say?
00:51:47 >> Hey.
00:51:48 Mind if I join you?
00:51:53 >> Crystal, what's wrong?
00:51:54 >> Todd, don't even start.
00:51:57 >> Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:58 >> What?
00:51:59 You're just going to let me blow in the breeze and if I blow away, well, then good.
00:52:02 You won't have to deal with me anymore.
00:52:03 Is that it?
00:52:04 >> I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05 >> Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:52:28 [Bell ringing]
00:52:38 >> You told Kirsten about Vicki.
00:52:39 >> I didn't tell her.
00:52:41 >> Then how did she know?
00:52:43 >> You told her.
00:52:45 >> What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:51 >> She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:55 >> What?
00:52:56 Why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01 >> You snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03 >> I didn't snake her.
00:53:04 Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:06 >> Yet?
00:53:07 Yet?
00:53:09 What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:10 Nice ethics, nice friend.
00:53:11 >> Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:17 >> I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18 I didn't know it was going to happen between me and Vicki.
00:53:20 >> I didn't know that.
00:53:24 >> What the hell is going on here?
00:53:27 You girls want to fight, take it outside.
00:53:30 You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:31 My car is parked out front in the tow way.
00:53:32 Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34 All right?
00:53:35 I'll be right back.
00:53:36 >> Sir.
00:53:43 >> Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:45 When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:47 I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50 Oh, my God.
00:53:51 >> What?
00:53:53 >> Oh, my God.
00:53:55 >> That's Vicki's car.
00:53:57 >> Oh, my God.
00:54:02 >> This is -- this is --
00:54:05 >> This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:09 Don't touch.
00:54:10 >> Nice car, sir.
00:54:12 >> She's a beauty.
00:54:13 >> Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:15 I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:54:16 Check these babies out.
00:54:20 Catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:54:23 Floor dark.
00:54:24 See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:31 I think I need to sit down.
00:54:43 I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:11 >> He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:13 What if he was here?
00:55:15 >> He's not here.
00:55:20 No.
00:55:21 Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:25 >> Todd.
00:55:26 >> How could you not tell me?
00:55:30 >> I don't know.
00:55:33 Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:37 >> Vicki.
00:55:38 What are we going to do?
00:55:43 I can't be with you.
00:55:46 >> I know.
00:56:01 >> How could you marry Mueller?
00:56:08 >> God.
00:56:09 >> What, it's not funny?
00:56:15 >> He wasn't always like that.
00:56:24 >> I should probably go.
00:56:34 >> Get behind the shelf!
00:56:40 >> Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:42 Quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:45 Look.
00:56:46 Look what I got.
00:56:51 >> Dinner.
00:56:54 >> I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:57 >> I can't eat.
00:56:58 >> I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:00 >> You're not hungry?
00:57:01 Well, I'm starved for heat-guards later.
00:57:05 Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:08 I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:12 >> Oh, yeah.
00:57:14 >> And Mr. Schirmer, the earth science yahoo at school, gave me these things called dobs and flies.
00:57:23 >> Sounds great.
00:57:24 >> Yeah.
00:57:25 They start off as these ugly little --
00:57:28 Christ, woman.
00:57:30 Watch yourself.
00:57:32 Drinking?
00:57:33 >> No, I just lost my balance.
00:57:37 >> Yeah, okay.
00:57:39 Tell you what, why don't I grill these?
00:57:42 That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:50 Oh, one other thing.
00:57:53 >> Yeah?
00:57:54 >> There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:57:58 >> Yeah?
00:57:59 >> I'm going to write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:02 Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:04 >> I don't have it.
00:58:06 >> Screwed up.
00:58:09 Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:11 >> I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:15 >> Hurry.
00:58:29 >> I think I won't call next time.
00:58:49 >> I'm going to call you.
00:59:10 >> I'm going to call you.
00:59:20 >> Good night.
00:59:22 Oh, good night, dad.
00:59:26 You seem pretty miserable tonight.
00:59:27 You all right?
00:59:28 >> Yeah.
00:59:30 >> What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:32 Forget about it.
00:59:34 You are going to be great.
00:59:36 Great.
00:59:37 Great.
00:59:38 Great.
00:59:39 Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:41 >> Yeah?
00:59:43 Want to talk about it?
00:59:45 >> I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:46 >> Come on, give me a try.
00:59:47 That's what I'm here for.
00:59:49 Hit it.
00:59:51 >> Okay.
00:59:53 I slept with someone's wife, and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
00:59:59 >> I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:04 Yank in my chain, aren't you?
01:00:06 >> Well, dad, of course I am.
01:00:08 Of course.
01:00:10 >> I see.
01:00:12 >> Dad.
01:00:16 Um, remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:24 >> Yes.
01:00:26 >> I meant that.
01:00:28 >> I know you do.
01:00:32 >> Well, um...
01:00:37 You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:41 >> No, I never have.
01:00:43 No, I mean it.
01:00:46 Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:52 Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day, it's just you.
01:00:58 So I would face up to it, whatever it is.
01:01:03 Because I guarantee you that the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:01:09 Does that help?
01:01:11 >> Yeah, it does.
01:01:13 Thanks, dad.
01:01:17 >> You're gonna kill him.
01:01:19 You're gonna murder him.
01:01:21 You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:25 [choir singing]
01:01:31 >> Your transcript and scores.
01:01:35 Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:40 Good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:01:46 I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:51 >> Yes, sir?
01:01:53 >> It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:58 Is that right?
01:02:00 >> Mm-hmm.
01:02:02 [laughter]
01:02:05 [chatter]
01:02:13 >> Mr. Boomer.
01:02:15 >> Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:17 Scared me there.
01:02:19 >> Big day today, huh?
01:02:20 Harvard interview.
01:02:22 >> Oh, yes, sir.
01:02:25 I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:27 Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:30 >> What is that, sir?
01:02:33 >> Found this at my house last night.
01:02:35 Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:38 You and my wife?
01:02:41 >> Uh, well, you see, um--
01:02:43 >> And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:49 >> Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:52 I'm really sorry.
01:02:53 I made a mistake.
01:02:54 >> No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:57 >> Sir?
01:02:58 >> A 98.
01:03:00 I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:05 >> Yeah, that was pretty silly of me.
01:03:08 >> I'm--frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:13 Anyway, look, I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:18 I thought I'd give you a way to get a little help on the side.
01:03:21 Shows initiative.
01:03:23 I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:25 >> Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:28 >> In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:37 >> Thank you.
01:03:38 Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:40 >> Don't tank on the final.
01:03:42 >> Absolutely not.
01:03:44 >> Hey.
01:03:46 Where is she?
01:03:48 >> My wife?
01:03:52 >> She's the best, sir.
01:03:56 [music]
01:04:16 >> This is it.
01:04:24 >> Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:28 >> Hi.
01:04:30 >> Hi.
01:04:31 >> Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35 >> Well, not everyone.
01:04:38 >> No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:44 I, uh, wanted to speak with you after the other night.
01:04:50 >> Yeah.
01:04:51 I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:57 >> Well, I thought we should talk about us.
01:05:05 >> Is there an us?
01:05:08 >> Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:17 >> Are we us?
01:05:24 >> Saber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:29 You know, if I was going to us with anyone, it would be you.
01:05:35 But I really need some time alone, you know, for a while.
01:05:40 Just for now.
01:05:43 >> Hey, it would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:51 >> It'll never happen.
01:05:55 >> Hey.
01:06:04 >> Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:09 And Ms. O'Brien, two words describe your semester.
01:06:13 Want to guess?
01:06:15 Brain dead.
01:06:18 >> People, let me make something clear.
01:06:22 I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:25 It pains me.
01:06:27 Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:31 So why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:35 >> Because fear motivates.
01:06:40 Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:42 Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near perfect high school record.
01:06:46 I rattled his cage.
01:06:47 Now look at him.
01:06:49 Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:51 Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53 So if I tick you off, good.
01:06:57 Great.
01:06:59 Use that.
01:07:01 Prove that I'm wrong.
01:07:02 Make me eat my words.
01:07:04 Work harder.
01:07:06 We'll both be happy.
01:07:29 >> Mr. Mueller?
01:07:31 >> Todd?
01:07:34 >> I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:37 >> Don't let it go to your head.
01:07:41 >> The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:47 >> Is that your prerogative?
01:07:50 >> People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:53 Your wife taught me that.
01:08:01 >> Todd, Vicki may be good with math, but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:22 >> You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:28 >> Sir?
01:08:29 >> Vicki, you slept with her.
01:08:40 >> Yes.
01:08:46 >> Yes.
01:08:56 >> Yes.
01:09:20 >> Hi, this is Vicki.
01:09:21 >> No.
01:09:22 >> I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:26 >> Pick up the phone.
01:09:27 >> I told him.
01:09:28 I didn't mean to, but it just came out.
01:09:30 I'm sorry.
01:09:31 >> He's on his way over there right now.
01:09:33 If you can hear this, get the hell out of there.
01:09:35 Please, right now, get out.
01:09:45 >> Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:10:01 >> Hi, honey.
01:10:03 I'm home.
01:10:06 >> Rough day at the office?
01:10:09 >> No, same old, same old.
01:10:12 Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:22 >> I'm sorry.
01:10:24 >> You're sorry?
01:10:26 Sorry.
01:10:27 I -- what am I, student, Vicki?
01:10:33 >> I'm sorry.
01:10:34 >> You're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:36 >> Stop it!
01:10:41 Stop it!
01:10:42 >> Enough.
01:10:45 >> Uh-oh.
01:10:47 Look who's here.
01:10:49 Mary Poppins.
01:10:52 Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:55 Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:10:57 It's bad luck.
01:10:59 Very bad luck.
01:11:01 >> Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:11:03 Just relax.
01:11:04 >> Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:07 >> Between me, too.
01:11:09 >> Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh?
01:11:12 Homer.
01:11:13 Thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:16 Didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:20 But you're gifted.
01:11:22 You're a genius.
01:11:24 Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:27 You proved your scores and scored with my wife, all without me knowing it.
01:11:32 And then I write you the recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:36 Ha-ha!
01:11:37 That's genius!
01:11:41 Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:44 You're a mastermind.
01:11:47 You must be very proud.
01:11:52 Now shake my hand.
01:11:56 >> Roy.
01:11:57 >> Shut up.
01:12:01 Don't put this behind us.
01:12:08 [ grunts ]
01:12:10 [ clicks tongue ]
01:12:18 >> I'm sorry.
01:12:21 >> Is he gone?
01:12:23 >> Yeah.
01:12:25 You were really brave back there.
01:12:28 >> Yeah.
01:12:30 >> I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33 >> Well, you know, if you would have spit at us...
01:12:43 I'm sorry.
01:12:45 >> No.
01:12:48 I'm actually grateful.
01:12:52 I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:56 >> What are you going to do now?
01:12:59 >> Well...
01:13:03 I think I'm going to try New York.
01:13:06 Try this art thing.
01:13:16 And I'm going to miss you.
01:13:38 >> Here, souvenir.
01:13:40 >> What's this?
01:13:42 >> Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:54 >> What time is it?
01:13:56 >> I don't know, around 3.
01:13:58 >> My interview's at 4.
01:14:03 >> Bye.
01:14:09 Go.
01:14:10 I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:13 >> Good luck.
01:14:37 >> Todd boomer.
01:14:41 Did Todd boomer check in yet?
01:14:43 >> No, not yet.
01:14:45 >> Sorry.
01:14:48 >> Todd boomer.
01:14:50 >> I have a present.
01:14:52 >> Okay.
01:14:53 Need a minute?
01:14:55 >> No, no, no.
01:14:57 I'm fine.
01:14:58 >> Okay.
01:14:59 Come on in.
01:15:03 >> Calculus teacher.
01:15:09 >> Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:12 >> No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:15 Oh.
01:15:16 >> Please.
01:15:19 Well, I've gone over your stats, and everything looks...
01:15:25 Okay.
01:15:28 But I'll be honest.
01:15:31 You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:36 I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:40 >> Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:50 >> Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:53 Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:58 >> I guess my dad and I have always had a plan that way, you know?
01:16:02 He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:08 >> What I'm getting at is...
01:16:12 Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:21 >> Look.
01:16:24 I've been appointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:29 And now that I'm here...
01:16:33 Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:36 I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:39 But...
01:16:43 I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:17:03 >> Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:04 >> Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:08 >> Mm-hmm.
01:17:09 >> Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:10 >> Okay, Dad, thanks.
01:17:11 I know.
01:17:12 Thank you.
01:17:13 [sighs]
01:17:15 [music]
01:17:38 [train whistle]
01:17:47 >> Yeah.
01:17:48 >> Mm-hmm.
01:17:49 >> Mm-hmm.
01:17:51 >> Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:54 Hello?
01:17:59 Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:18:01 >> I got punched.
01:18:03 >> Hang on, Alan, Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:06 >> I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:08 >> No, wait, that's wrong.
01:18:09 Hang on.
01:18:11 >> I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:16 It's pretty important.
01:18:19 >> He left!
01:18:20 He left!
01:18:24 You said it was important.
01:18:29 >> I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:34 >> You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38 >> No.
01:18:41 No.
01:18:42 I was thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:51 >> I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57 >> Can I ask you a question?
01:19:00 >> Sure.
01:19:04 >> Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:05 Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:09 >> I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:13 You're upset.
01:19:14 >> Yeah.
01:19:16 I am.
01:19:17 I am upset.
01:19:19 A little.
01:19:28 >> You're doing very poorly.
01:19:31 You know, this game was much more boring before they put the flippers in.
01:19:37 >> Yes!
01:19:38 Yes!
01:19:39 Here we go!
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01:26:50 >> I'm sorry.
01:26:51 >> You're doing great.
01:26:52 >> I'm sorry.
01:26:53 >> You're doing great.
01:26:54 >> I'm sorry.
01:26:55 >> You're doing great.
01:26:56 >> I'm sorry.
01:26:57 >> You're doing great.