My Teachers Wife
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00:01:00If you want to, we shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:06It could be Rocks and it could be glue
00:01:09It could be anything, anything
00:01:12And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:19It came down, down, down
00:01:23Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive bomb
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00:02:08oh dear boni d here are your test results
00:02:20well should there be a prayer or something
00:02:32k
00:02:37All right, okay, let's go.
00:02:39On three.
00:02:42One.
00:02:43One.
00:02:44Two.
00:02:45One.
00:02:46Two.
00:02:48Three.
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy.
00:02:59Yes!
00:03:01Favorite?
00:03:02Man, they really steal these.
00:03:04Give me that.
00:03:08I don't believe you.
00:03:10Perfect scores.
00:03:11Oh, man.
00:03:12You got perfect scores.
00:03:16I guess I test well.
00:03:19Yes!
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw-up at SAT Central?
00:03:26Free refills?
00:03:28No, we could all be in Boston together.
00:03:31Ooh.
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:33Me and you?
00:03:35Boston?
00:03:37Alone?
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39Hmm.
00:03:40Sounds a little hectic.
00:03:50How come you never return my calls?
00:03:52I don't know.
00:03:53Okay.
00:04:03All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:05Ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:08calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:11Twenty-eight percent of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:14Mr. Tafio,
00:04:16check the dust out of your skull.
00:04:19Mr. Buchanan,
00:04:20I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:23True story.
00:04:24Mr. Faber,
00:04:27knock it off, you're making everybody look bad.
00:04:33Mr. Boomer.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:38You were flying high.
00:04:39Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:43Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:45Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:49You're going down in flames.
00:04:51See me after class.
00:04:53Don't forget, have your parents sign those
00:04:56and return them to me.
00:04:58You know the drill.
00:04:59Have a nice day.
00:05:04You wanted to see me, Mr. Mu...
00:05:10Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:12I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:14What?
00:05:16Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:05:18Seventeen thousand excellent students
00:05:20apply there every year.
00:05:21Eighty-six percent don't get in.
00:05:23You do the math.
00:05:24But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:05:26Up until now, it's been literally...
00:05:29Look, I'll try harder.
00:05:30I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:32Well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:36Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:38I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41Close the door anyway, huh?
00:06:08I won't hold my breath.
00:06:34Good one.
00:06:38Sorry.
00:06:40Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:43I know how you feel.
00:06:56How was that?
00:07:00Miss?
00:07:08Whoo!
00:07:15Hi, you guys.
00:07:16Isn't this great?
00:07:17Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:20So the rules are, no beer, no dope, no sex.
00:07:24You know, right, of course.
00:07:25You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:27Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:30I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
00:07:31Remember, must dance, don't forget.
00:07:34I'll see you later.
00:07:35See you.
00:07:36Bye.
00:07:39You look super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Thanks.
00:07:46Oh, my God, Brad, Tonya.
00:07:48Oh, hey, Brad.
00:07:50Super.
00:07:51I said super.
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like,
00:07:58I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:09You wanna dance?
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Sure.
00:08:13Great.
00:08:14Oh, God.
00:08:15Go!
00:08:20Yes!
00:08:26Hi.
00:08:27I'm over here.
00:08:38Go!
00:08:45There.
00:08:46Oh, yeah.
00:08:49Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:51Oh, I don't know.
00:08:53I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:59Mr. Smooth.
00:09:01Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:09:02There's something I wanna show you.
00:09:04Come on.
00:09:05No, no.
00:09:06Come on.
00:09:07Uh-oh.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Are you still cold?
00:09:21I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:24This is nice.
00:09:25It's, um...
00:09:27I mean...
00:09:34What?
00:09:35I thought that...
00:09:36You...
00:09:37Todd.
00:09:38I'm...
00:09:39You know...
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just...
00:09:43Let's go.
00:09:47Help!
00:09:52Help!
00:09:55There you are.
00:09:57I've been looking for you.
00:10:00Where are you going?
00:10:06Oh, thank God.
00:10:07I can't talk now.
00:10:08I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09Drive!
00:10:10Go, go, go!
00:10:21So, are you uncursed anymore?
00:10:23No.
00:10:24Mission scrubbed.
00:10:26What happened?
00:10:27I pulled out a condom.
00:10:30I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:36There's a time limit?
00:10:38I guess so.
00:10:40101.7.
00:10:42At the next Boston.
00:10:45Ah, yes, another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:54Did you see that?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:11:00Probably.
00:11:02At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:07Wow, look at that.
00:11:09Yeah, 66 Corvette Sting.
00:11:11No, no, no.
00:11:17Hi, you need some help?
00:11:19You guys cool?
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25We're cool.
00:11:27Yeah?
00:11:29Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33Hi.
00:11:34You wanna hop in?
00:11:35Thanks.
00:11:38What reservoir?
00:11:39Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:11:59What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire?
00:12:02Um, I don't know.
00:12:04I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:08Thanks for stopping.
00:12:10I'm Vicky.
00:12:11Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:12This is Faber.
00:12:13Hey.
00:12:14That has got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:19Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:24If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:27Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:12:29Wait.
00:12:31Wait.
00:12:32Stand over there.
00:12:37Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:39Where are you going?
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:44Nowhere.
00:12:46Me too.
00:12:48Nowhere.
00:12:52Okay, fine.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:58Thank you.
00:13:00Thanks, baby.
00:13:03And your lobster?
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:07There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman,
00:13:12then yes, this is weird.
00:13:13Exactly.
00:13:18Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:21Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:24Wait.
00:13:28So, were you guys just out cruising the night?
00:13:31No, we were down at the beach with a shindig.
00:13:35Shindig?
00:13:37Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:40I don't usually say shindig, it's just...
00:13:44He doesn't.
00:13:45I don't think I've ever said shindig.
00:13:47He hasn't.
00:13:48I can vouch for him.
00:13:51Guys.
00:13:52Order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58Yeah.
00:14:02Peggy.
00:14:04So, what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:07It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:10A lot of anxiety.
00:14:12Rejection.
00:14:13It's super.
00:14:16Are you okay?
00:14:18Ice cream headache.
00:14:19He gets them all the time.
00:14:37Sorry.
00:14:38I just love ice cream.
00:14:39I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:43So, Vicky, what do you do?
00:14:46Oh, um...
00:14:47I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:51Music.
00:14:53Studying.
00:14:54Sculpting.
00:14:56Sculpting?
00:14:57Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:14:59It's kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:02Cool.
00:15:05Yes.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:09He did it.
00:15:12Great.
00:15:13Let's go.
00:15:14Oh.
00:15:15Sorry about that.
00:15:17And 11 cents.
00:15:18Thank you.
00:15:19Thanks.
00:15:21Shouldn't you at least, like,
00:15:22let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:24If you want to.
00:15:27About $2.75.
00:15:29Ooh.
00:15:30Dude.
00:15:31She dusted you.
00:15:33Math degree.
00:15:34University of Vermont.
00:15:35Very useful.
00:15:41Math degree.
00:15:43Math degree.
00:15:51So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:59See, I tanked this midterm,
00:16:02and if I don't pass this course,
00:16:05my life is basically over with.
00:16:07No.
00:16:08Come on.
00:16:09I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11Oh, it's true.
00:16:13Jeez, Todd.
00:16:14I could help you with calculus.
00:16:18Sorry, guys.
00:16:21Squirrel.
00:16:35Oh, here he is.
00:16:38You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:41No, I'm fine, really.
00:16:45I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:49But you...
00:16:51You're...
00:16:53Anyway.
00:16:55I should go.
00:16:57Thanks for all your help.
00:16:59My favor.
00:17:01Bye.
00:17:11Amazing.
00:17:12Totally amazing.
00:17:18Becky.
00:17:21Look, um...
00:17:23About calculus...
00:17:25You think I could get some help?
00:17:28Uh...
00:17:29I...
00:17:30Please, look.
00:17:31I don't have much time left.
00:17:32You'd be saving my life.
00:17:34Uh...
00:17:36Uh...
00:17:38Uh...
00:17:40I'll think about it.
00:17:42Yeah?
00:17:43Great.
00:17:44Thanks.
00:17:46Oh, hey, you can call me.
00:17:47I'm listed.
00:17:48Last name's Boomer.
00:17:49Two O's.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Good night.
00:18:00Boomer with two O's.
00:18:01As in moron.
00:18:03Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:30Trick or treat.
00:18:32Where the hell were you?
00:18:38Fuck.
00:18:52Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:55Why are you still up?
00:18:57Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:04I mean, I don't...
00:19:05I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09And I'm angry.
00:19:12And I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:19:16is just...
00:19:17It's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20Dad, it's just...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:25We worked so hard for this thing,
00:19:27and Harvard is...
00:19:28It's there.
00:19:29You know?
00:19:30On a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you.
00:19:32And you're just...
00:19:33You're just blowing it.
00:19:35I know.
00:19:36That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:37So I'm just gonna...
00:19:41What'd you say?
00:19:42Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:44I should get some help.
00:19:45You're...
00:19:46You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:49That's great.
00:19:50That is great.
00:19:51I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:53Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:57You do?
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:24Hi.
00:20:27Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:30The answers...
00:20:32to your math final...
00:20:34I hate this.
00:20:36That's my wife, punk!
00:20:56What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:58Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:01Cake.
00:21:06Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:09She drives me insane.
00:21:11I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:13Cabin?
00:21:15Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:16That's a tool shed.
00:21:17You realize this.
00:21:18You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:20Banana?
00:21:25So, um...
00:21:27Have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:31No.
00:21:32Oh, but, uh...
00:21:33Guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:38She called.
00:21:39Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:46Um...
00:21:49I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:52Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:53I'm sorry about that.
00:21:54No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:56I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:58Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:22:00Really?
00:22:02I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:11But, um...
00:22:13Hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:50What?
00:22:51What?
00:22:57Wow!
00:23:06But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:10No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:13I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:18I'll get it.
00:23:19I got it.
00:23:21Thanks.
00:23:27Hello.
00:23:28Hi.
00:23:29Mr. Boomer?
00:23:30Yes, whatever it is you're selling,
00:23:32I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:37Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:41You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:43Uh-huh.
00:23:47Come in.
00:23:49Come in.
00:23:52Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:57Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:59Coming.
00:24:00Oh, hi, Todd.
00:24:01Hi.
00:24:04Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Elvis?
00:24:13Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in,
00:24:15you could check yourself out.
00:24:17I'd be right with you.
00:24:20Does she know anything about calculus,
00:24:23or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:26Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29Here, give her a try.
00:24:31All right.
00:24:35Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two,
00:24:39just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:42He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:45Sure.
00:24:47All right.
00:24:48Here, if 3A over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object,
00:24:53what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:59Hold on, Ellen.
00:25:03Dad.
00:25:07Three-fifths times the integral of A.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13We're going to be late for dinner.
00:25:15You guys have fun.
00:25:17I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:25:23Are you kidding?
00:25:24Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:28Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:30For me, no.
00:25:32No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:34You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated,
00:25:36and that can be very appealing if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:42I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:48Okay.
00:25:49I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what one can do.
00:25:53What are you doing?
00:25:55I'm sure I've got this right.
00:25:57What are you doing?
00:25:58I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:08I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:17Exactly.
00:26:19Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:26Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:31Would scotch be possible?
00:26:37Scotch would be so possible. Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:45So what else do you do, Todd Boomer, with two O's?
00:26:49I don't know. Drawing.
00:26:53I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:56Really?
00:26:57Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:02No, it sounds great.
00:27:06What? I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:09Oh, no. Stay, please.
00:27:14Here.
00:27:16Thanks.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Oh, that's my meat. My meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:31Oh, no. No. I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:34There's no meat in it. It's just loaf.
00:27:39No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:43You're really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48Um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:58You know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:02So, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter?
00:28:07All right?
00:28:10There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:14Computer, platoons, food.
00:28:17And women?
00:28:19Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:22As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:27So, come on. What happened?
00:28:29We did calculus.
00:28:31And that's it?
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:36Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:39Bite me.
00:28:41Paul! Paul, where are you?
00:28:43God!
00:28:45Please, get in here right now!
00:28:48Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool-shed audio system.
00:28:54Watch this!
00:28:56Watch out!
00:28:58Watch out!
00:29:00Watch out!
00:29:03Watch out!
00:29:09Paul!
00:29:11Get in here!
00:29:13Paul!
00:29:16Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:24Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:28Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails.
00:29:31Keep it up.
00:29:33Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:55Uh, hello?
00:29:57Vicki. Hey, Todd.
00:30:00Oh, hi. How are you?
00:30:02Excellent. Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:06We?
00:30:08Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:11Uh, okay.
00:30:14So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:18Tonight?
00:30:20Please, I'll drown without you. We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:24Okay, how about 6?
00:30:27Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:33Hey. Oh, hey.
00:30:35How goes it? Goes good.
00:30:37Good. Ooh, look at that.
00:30:39So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:41Yeah, she's great. Yeah?
00:30:43I mean, she's actually hideous. She really ugly and fat.
00:30:45Got that white foam stuff.
00:30:47That's gross. But she's effective.
00:30:49Oh, well, that's all that counts. Yeah.
00:30:51Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:53Well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:56Are doomed to repeat it. Exactly.
00:30:58Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:31:00Oh, I can't make it. I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:06Is something wrong?
00:31:09What?
00:31:11I don't know. You just... You seem... You seem kind of off.
00:31:15I'm sorry. Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:17I promise, you know. It's just...
00:31:20I'm done with the mission.
00:31:29Yes?
00:31:33Hi.
00:31:35Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:39My parents are downstairs.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:50Hello?
00:31:52Shout ahead.
00:31:54You are... Not here.
00:31:56Where are you? It's diner night.
00:31:58Oh, sorry. I can't make it.
00:32:00Uh, Vicky's coming over. Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:03She's not here. I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:07Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:10It'll be another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area...
00:32:13Mm-hmm.
00:32:15Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:21Just a sec.
00:32:25Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:29Hey! There you are.
00:32:31Hi.
00:32:32Do you like hockey? Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:35Bruins Leafs.
00:32:36Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:38Well, sit down. Sit down. I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:41Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:43Well, sit down. Sit down. I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:45Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right, right. Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:51Probably quieter up there.
00:32:53I'll go find him.
00:32:55Okay. That's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:06Hi. Is this full?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:10I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:14Wild room.
00:33:16Thanks. I'll just have a seat.
00:33:18I've got a chair.
00:33:24These are great.
00:33:26You did these?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:30You're very good.
00:33:32You like them?
00:33:34Yeah. Especially this one.
00:33:37Here, take it.
00:33:39Yeah?
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:45Thanks.
00:33:50Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:52Thanks, Hank.
00:33:54Take that.
00:33:59Guess who?
00:34:01Guess who?
00:34:03Cindy Cloppen.
00:34:05You came back to me.
00:34:07Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:34:09Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:11I'm thrilled. I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding? Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd...
00:34:19Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Uh, yeah.
00:34:25He's obsessed.
00:34:28So next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:35Um, sure.
00:34:38I owe you one.
00:34:42You made this?
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:46I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:48Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:50Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:53I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:56You're right.
00:35:00I'll think about it.
00:35:08Meanwhile, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:11I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:15And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:19I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:21Oh, come on. Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:23Come on. Don't worry about Kim.
00:35:25You do fine.
00:35:27Yeah, I mean, it's different with you. You're...
00:35:33Anyway.
00:35:35Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:41Who's... who's that?
00:35:43I'm not sure.
00:35:45Well, she seems sure.
00:35:47Faber? Vicki, from the car the other night.
00:35:51Sure, sure.
00:35:53Vicki, this is Kirsten. Kirsten's Vicki.
00:35:56Hi. Hi.
00:35:58Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:02Yeah, sorry. Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13So you met Vicki?
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:17I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:22Kirsten.
00:36:24Is it something I said?
00:36:26It's my fault. I'll be right back.
00:36:31Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on.
00:36:33She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:35Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:37What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:40Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:43I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on. Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten!
00:37:15Whoa!
00:37:34Look out!
00:37:36Yes!
00:37:38Whoo!
00:37:41Give me a favor!
00:37:47Is she pissed? And has she said anything?
00:37:50Um...
00:37:53No, not really.
00:37:55I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but Vicki's just...
00:37:59I love this.
00:38:01You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot,
00:38:05and now, surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:08Bye, Paul! See you in class!
00:38:16Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:20Incoming.
00:38:26Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:30Oh, thank God.
00:38:32I hate goalie.
00:38:34I mean, Vicki's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:37So Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:40No. No.
00:38:44I don't know.
00:38:46Heads up.
00:38:48Shit.
00:38:53I stopped Pele.
00:38:56I'm a natural athlete.
00:39:04Ooh!
00:39:08Ow!
00:39:13Ow!
00:39:16Oh, God! Oh, God!
00:39:24Yes!
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:35Has he said anything to you?
00:39:39Uh, no, not really.
00:39:47I'm sure he said something to you,
00:39:49but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:53Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:58You're a sweetheart.
00:40:01Give me a hug.
00:40:03I don't think so. Look out!
00:40:09Sorry.
00:40:11Somebody want to get that?
00:40:17Where are you... Faber?
00:40:19This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:21Mr Todd Boomer?
00:40:23Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
00:40:25You're next.
00:40:27Uh, no, no. Oh, right.
00:40:30Not until the interviewer sits, or he invites you to sit.
00:40:33Invites you. Right.
00:40:35I've looked over your application to Harvard,
00:40:38but what can you tell me about yourself
00:40:40that I'm not gonna find on this piece of paper?
00:40:43Well, I value friendship.
00:40:45Mm-hmm. I value honesty.
00:40:47Mm-hmm.
00:40:49What about your, uh... What about your passions?
00:40:53Breasts. I really love breasts.
00:40:56It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:58Is that right? Dad, I'm kidding.
00:41:00You know what? I'm kidding. Relax.
00:41:02Dad, come on.
00:41:07What about your passions?
00:41:12Uh, drawing.
00:41:15I really love to draw.
00:41:17I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper,
00:41:20and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny,
00:41:23but that's when I feel the most...
00:41:26mean, you know?
00:41:29I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:36That's great. That's great.
00:41:41All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards
00:41:44at 25 feet per second.
00:41:47What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50No. No, no, no.
00:41:53Come on, come on, come on. Somebody new for a change.
00:41:56Boomer.
00:42:00The rate of change is...
00:42:05.04 radians.
00:42:07Yes! Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:09Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:11Everybody see that?
00:42:13Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second...
00:42:20Hello?
00:42:22Vicki. Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:24Oh, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you.
00:42:27You were?
00:42:29Uh, look, I-I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:33I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:36Yeah. Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:40Uh, Kirsten? Uh, no, not really.
00:42:44Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:48Yeah, yeah, and, um,
00:42:50actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:54And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:01Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane. How about 6?
00:43:04Uh, sure, great, great. Uh, I'll see you then.
00:43:08Okay, bye. Bye.
00:43:21But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:26It sounds drastic.
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late. Bye.
00:43:30No, wait! Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies. Bye.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
00:43:40What?
00:43:41Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye.
00:43:48It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:52He was wearing cologne.
00:43:54Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:17Uh, I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:23Nah, it's just for me. I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:32I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:35Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:42You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:48Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:52What, have you spent about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:04Why do you stay?
00:45:07That's a good question.
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:19No, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:24Well, anyway.
00:45:28Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:39Here, a present.
00:45:42A present? For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:47For letting me help you.
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:57It's Bonnie D.
00:45:59Did you make this?
00:46:00Uh-huh.
00:46:04Wow, thank you.
00:46:06This is amazing, thank you.
00:46:14Todd.
00:46:18Of course not.
00:46:21So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:25I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:29Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:34I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:39Look who's talking.
00:46:43Touche.
00:46:50Oh, so you're going to play like that now, are you?
00:46:52No, you're not.
00:46:53Mm-hmm.
00:46:54No, you're not.
00:46:55Oh, you did.
00:46:58Dog.
00:47:00Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:03No.
00:47:04What are you doing?
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:10Oh, man.
00:47:11Okay, now bark.
00:47:16Bark?
00:47:18Ruff.
00:47:21No.
00:47:22Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:25Ruff.
00:47:27Ruff.
00:47:29Ruff.
00:47:51Hey, you better go now.
00:47:56Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:48:02Right.
00:48:10You know, never thought I would say this, but...
00:48:18I really love Matt.
00:48:28I better go.
00:48:44It was...
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:46I just see life so differently now.
00:48:49Oh, I'm sure you do.
00:48:50You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:52No, it's not like that, man.
00:48:53It's really not.
00:48:54I'm really into her.
00:48:56I wouldn't get too deep, Todd.
00:48:59We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:49:00No, it's...
00:49:01Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:04I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:08No, no, as long as you feel good.
00:49:10That's all that matters.
00:49:12Jealous much?
00:49:14Jeez.
00:49:15That has nothing...
00:49:16Just forget it.
00:49:17I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:19Come on.
00:49:20Faber.
00:49:21We're friends, right?
00:49:24Look, I gotta get home, man.
00:49:26My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:30You should be happy.
00:49:44He's gone.
00:49:51I'm sorry.
00:50:13Kirsten.
00:50:27Hey.
00:50:29Hey, wake up.
00:50:32Shit.
00:50:33Oh, I have to call my mom.
00:50:34She's gonna be insane.
00:50:36I'm sorry.
00:50:37I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:40Oh, no, no.
00:50:41No, it's okay.
00:50:42I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:43She'll get over it.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:49Morning breath.
00:50:51I know, me too.
00:50:53I gotta go.
00:51:08I'm sorry.
00:51:14I'm sorry.
00:51:21I'm sorry.
00:51:27I'm sorry.
00:51:33I'm sorry.
00:51:39I'm sorry.
00:51:46Hey.
00:51:48Mind if I join you?
00:51:53Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:51:55Todd, don't even start.
00:51:57Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:59What?
00:52:00You figure you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze,
00:52:01and if I blew away, well, then good,
00:52:02you won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:52:04I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me!
00:52:12Oh.
00:52:15Oh, yeah.
00:52:19What am I supposed to do?
00:52:21I don't know.
00:52:22I don't know what to do.
00:52:24I don't know what to do.
00:52:25I don't know what to do.
00:52:38You told Kirsten about Vicki.
00:52:39I didn't tell her.
00:52:41Then how did she know?
00:52:43You told her.
00:52:45What is that supposed to mean, huh?
00:52:48She...
00:52:51She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03I didn't snake her.
00:53:04Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:06Yet?
00:53:07Yet?
00:53:09What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:10Nice ethics, nice friend.
00:53:12Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy
00:53:15and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:17I didn't know it was over.
00:53:19I didn't know it was going to happen between me and Vicki.
00:53:21I didn't know, Beth.
00:53:24What the hell is going on here?
00:53:27You girls want to fight, take it outside.
00:53:30You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:31My car's parked out front in the tow-way.
00:53:33Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34All right?
00:53:35I'll be right back.
00:53:36Sir.
00:53:43Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:45When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:47I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Oh, my God.
00:53:55That's Vicki's car.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:01Oh, my God.
00:54:02This is...
00:54:04This is...
00:54:05This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:09Don't touch.
00:54:11Nice car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty.
00:54:13Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:15I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:54:16Check these babies out.
00:54:18Voo-hoo.
00:54:20Yeah, want to catch me some dinner at the reservoir?
00:54:23Four dark.
00:54:24See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:32I think I need to sit down.
00:54:44I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:02You shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:13What if he was here?
00:55:15He's not here.
00:55:20No.
00:55:21Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:25Todd.
00:55:26How could you not tell me?
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:36Vicki.
00:55:38What are we going to do?
00:55:41I can't be with you.
00:55:47I know.
00:56:02How could you marry Mueller?
00:56:06God.
00:56:09What, it's not funny?
00:56:16He wasn't always like that.
00:56:25I should probably go.
00:56:36Get behind the shelf!
00:56:43Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:46Look.
00:56:47Look what I got.
00:56:52Dinner.
00:56:56I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:59Can't we wait a while?
00:57:00I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:02You're not hungry?
00:57:03Well, I'm starved.
00:57:04We'll eat yours later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:11I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:14Oh, yeah.
00:57:17And...
00:57:21Mr. Shermer, the earth science yoo-hoo at school,
00:57:24gave me these things called dobs and flies.
00:57:26Sounds great.
00:57:28Yeah, they start off as these ugly little...
00:57:32Christ, woman.
00:57:33Watch yourself.
00:57:35Drinking?
00:57:37No, I just lost my balance.
00:57:41Yeah, okay.
00:57:44Tell you what, why don't I grill these?
00:57:46That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:55Oh, one other thing.
00:57:57Yeah?
00:57:59There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:03Yeah?
00:58:04I'm gonna write him a recommendation,
00:58:05but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:08Uh, I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:14Okay.
00:58:15Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:58:59Hey.
00:59:01Hey.
00:59:02Hey.
00:59:05No.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:11Whoa.
00:59:19Good night.
00:59:22Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:26You look pretty miserable tonight.
00:59:27You all right?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:32Forget about it.
00:59:34You are going to be great.
00:59:36Great.
00:59:37Great.
00:59:38Great.
00:59:39Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:41Yeah?
00:59:43Wanna talk about it?
00:59:45I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:47Come on, give me a try.
00:59:48That's what I'm here for.
00:59:49Hit it.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:54I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:56and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
01:00:00I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:05Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:07Well, Dad, of course I am.
01:00:10Of course.
01:00:13I'll see you.
01:00:14Dad.
01:00:17Um, remember when I told you
01:00:22I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:28I meant that.
01:00:29I knew you did.
01:00:33Well, um...
01:00:38You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:41No, I never have.
01:00:43No, I mean it.
01:00:47Yeah, once, twice.
01:00:52Well, all I can tell you is, at the end of the day,
01:00:56it's, uh, just you.
01:00:59So I would, uh, face up to it, whatever it is.
01:01:04Because I guarantee you that the longer you wait,
01:01:07the worse it gets.
01:01:10Does that help?
01:01:12Yeah, it does.
01:01:14Thanks, Dad.
01:01:18You're gonna kill him.
01:01:20You're gonna murder him.
01:01:22You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:2610,000 men of Harvard
01:01:30Want victory...
01:01:32Your transcript and scores.
01:01:36Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:41Good grades, good SATs,
01:01:45some interesting activities.
01:01:48I'll tell you, I-I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:53Yes, sir?
01:01:55It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:02:00Is that right?
01:02:12Mr. Boomer.
01:02:14Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:16Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh?
01:02:20Harvard interview.
01:02:22Oh, y-yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:27Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:30What is that, sir?
01:02:32Found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:37Uh, you and my wife?
01:02:41Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:43And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:49Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:51I-I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:54No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:56Sir?
01:02:58A 98.
01:03:00I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife
01:03:03and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:05Yeah, that was pretty silly of me.
01:03:08I'm... frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:12Anyway, look,
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:20It shows initiative.
01:03:22I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:24Well, uh, I hoped that you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact,
01:03:29I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:33Thank you.
01:03:35Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:37Don't tank on the final.
01:03:39Absolutely not.
01:03:41Hey.
01:03:43She's good, isn't she?
01:03:45My wife?
01:03:49She's the best, sir.
01:03:54Yeah.
01:03:56Yeah.
01:04:16That's it.
01:04:19Oh, my.
01:04:24Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:28Hi.
01:04:30Hi.
01:04:32Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:38Oh, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:44I, uh,
01:04:46I wanted to speak with you
01:04:48after the other night.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:52I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:57Well,
01:05:00I thought we should talk about
01:05:03us.
01:05:05Is there an us?
01:05:08Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:24Sabre,
01:05:26you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:29You know, if I was gonna us with anyone,
01:05:33it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone,
01:05:38you know, for a while.
01:05:40Just for now.
01:05:43Hey.
01:05:45It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:51It'll never happen.
01:06:04Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:09And, Miss O'Brien,
01:06:11two words describe your semester.
01:06:13Wanna guess?
01:06:16Brain dead.
01:06:18People, let me make something clear.
01:06:22I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:25It pains me.
01:06:27Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:31So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:35Because fear motivates.
01:06:40Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:42Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:46I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:06:49Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:51Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:54So, if I tick you off, good.
01:06:57Great.
01:06:59Use that.
01:07:01Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:07:04Work harder. We'll both be happy.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:29Mr. Mueller?
01:07:31Todd.
01:07:34I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:37Oh, don't let it go to your head.
01:07:41The point is that I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:07:47That's your prerogative?
01:07:50People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:53Your wife taught me that.
01:08:01Todd, Vicky may be good with math,
01:08:04but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:11You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:17Sir?
01:08:18Vicky. You slept with her.
01:08:22You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:28Sir?
01:08:29Vicky. You slept with her.
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:47Yes.
01:08:52Yes.
01:08:53Yes.
01:09:21Hi, this is Vicky.
01:09:22I'm on my way to the V, but I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:25Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:27Vicky, I told him. I didn't mean to, but it just came out. I told him I'm sorry, Vicky.
01:09:31He's on his way over there right now. If you can hear this, if you get this message, get the hell out of there.
01:09:34Please, right now. Get out.
01:09:46Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:09:52Oh, shit.
01:10:01Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:10:06Rough day at the office?
01:10:10Oh, same old, same old.
01:10:12Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:23I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry?
01:10:26Sorry.
01:10:28I...
01:10:29One of my students, Vicky!
01:10:31You ruined my life.
01:10:33Now you're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:36Roy, stop it!
01:10:41Stop it!
01:10:42Enough.
01:10:46Uh-oh.
01:10:47Look who's here.
01:10:49Mary Poppins.
01:10:53Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:56Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck.
01:11:00Very bad luck.
01:11:02Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay? Just relax.
01:11:05Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:08Between me, too.
01:11:09Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Homer?
01:11:15Thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:17Didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:21You're gifted.
01:11:23You're a genius.
01:11:25Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:27Improve your scores and score with my wife.
01:11:31All without me knowing it.
01:11:33And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:37That's genius!
01:11:41Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:44You're a mastermind.
01:11:47You must be very proud.
01:11:52Well, shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy.
01:11:57Shut up.
01:12:01Don't put this behind us.
01:12:18I'm sorry.
01:12:21Is he gone?
01:12:23Yeah.
01:12:25You were really brave back there.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:30I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:34Well, you know, if you would have spit at us...
01:12:44I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:48I'm actually grateful.
01:12:52I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:56What are you gonna do now?
01:12:59Well...
01:13:03I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:06Try this art thing.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:18I miss you.
01:13:21I miss you too.
01:13:39Here. A souvenir.
01:13:42What's this?
01:13:44Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:52What time is it?
01:13:54I don't know. Around three.
01:13:57My interview's at four.
01:14:01Bye.
01:14:07Go.
01:14:08I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:11Good luck.
01:14:21Good luck.
01:14:34Look out! Coming through!
01:14:37Todd Boomer.
01:14:41Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:44No, not yet.
01:14:46Sorry.
01:14:49Todd Boomer.
01:14:51Your present.
01:14:53Okay. Need a minute?
01:14:56No, no, no. I'm fine.
01:14:59Okay. Come on in.
01:15:03Calculus teacher.
01:15:09Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:13No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:15Oh.
01:15:17Please.
01:15:19Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:15:23and everything looks...
01:15:26okay.
01:15:28But I'll be honest.
01:15:31You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:36I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:40Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:49Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:52Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:57I guess my dad and I have always had it planned that way, you know?
01:16:01He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:07What I'm getting at is,
01:16:11why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:14Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:22Look, um...
01:16:25I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:30And now that I'm here...
01:16:34Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:37I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:40But, um...
01:16:44I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:17:04Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:06Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:10Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:12Okay, Dad, thanks, I know. Thank you.
01:17:14You're welcome.
01:17:45Yeah.
01:17:49Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:52Hello?
01:17:56Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:17:59I got punched.
01:18:01Hang on, Alan, Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:04I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:07No, wait, that's wrong. Hang on.
01:18:10I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:11I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:16It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:24You said it was important.
01:18:29I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:34You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:41No, I was thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:51I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:58Can I ask you a question?
01:19:02Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:04Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:08I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:12You're upset.
01:19:14Yeah, I am. I am upset.
01:19:18A little.
01:19:27It's your decision.
01:19:29You're doing very poorly.
01:19:32But, you know, this game was much more boring before they put the flippers in.
01:19:40Open! Yes! Yes!
01:19:43Here we go!
01:19:45All right, five, four, three, two, one.
01:19:48Oh, no!
01:19:50Oh, no!
01:19:52Oh, no!
01:19:54Oh, no!
01:19:56Oh, no!
01:19:58Be right back.
01:19:59Where are you going? Melanie's favorite? Come on, I'm on the street here.
01:20:03Hey, what's going on?
01:20:08Jesus, what happened to you?
01:20:13Did Miller do that?
01:20:15Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:17It's going to take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:20I'll buy.
01:20:21Yes! All right!
01:20:25You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:30All right, well...
01:20:33I'm going to go build something. Toothpicks.
01:20:37Thanks, man. You're the best.
01:20:46So how did you know I was here?
01:20:49Diner night.
01:20:50Oh, of course.
01:20:55So I made a decision.
01:20:58Yeah?
01:21:01I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:05Really?
01:21:08It's a breakthrough?
01:21:11I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:16Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:21That's not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:33I guess what I wanted to say was that...
01:21:37I'm really sorry.
01:21:39I know I hurt you.
01:21:42I never meant to do that.
01:21:45I guess all I'm asking for is...
01:21:47Is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:21:58Never happened.
01:22:17Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:22:32You know, I'm really going to miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:35Yeah, me too.
01:22:37I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:40Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:22:44Interactive 3D Smell-O-Vision computer games.
01:22:49The shed will be totally decked out with a jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:57Okay, and me?
01:22:59Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:23:03the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:14What about me?
01:23:17Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:24Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes. What do you say?
01:23:31Never happened.
01:23:33Guys, come on, work with me.
01:23:34Bye-bye.
01:24:05We're only summer's children sometimes
01:24:12And all the time the future's coming down
01:24:19I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:24:28Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:24:36Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:24:44I can't get near it
01:24:58I'm in love with people
01:25:03But I hate them too
01:25:08I hate to see all the damage being done to you
01:25:16When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:21When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:26Every time I see you smile
01:25:30It's like being back in heaven for a while
01:25:37And all the time the future's coming down
01:25:44I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:25:53Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:01Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:26:09Hear me cry
01:26:12I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:18All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:26:38All I ever want to do now is rejoice