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01:03:11Ah.
01:03:12Ah.
01:03:13Ah.
01:03:14Ah.
01:03:15Ah.
01:03:16Ah.
01:03:17Ah.
01:03:1984.
01:03:20We can do 2 of those.
01:03:24Why are you giving us so much trouble!
01:03:26Wait, don't you want to do the small one?
01:03:39Wait, this one.
01:03:412.
01:03:44Bernard, Bernard.
01:03:46How does it look?
01:03:48How are you?
01:03:50You good?
01:03:52What does it say?
01:03:54I don't know.
01:03:56What does it say?
01:04:00You didn't win anything, Bernard.
01:04:02Oh, shit.
01:04:04I told you, Bernard.
01:04:06You're playing Lyon and you're born in December.
01:04:08You have to take Sagittarius.
01:04:10I told you several times.
01:04:12You know what?
01:04:14I'll buy you your first Sagittarius.
01:04:18Don't move.
01:04:20Sit down.
01:04:49No, no.
01:04:52Sagittarius.
01:04:54Here.
01:04:56I took one for each of us.
01:04:58I took one for Malabar.
01:05:00It's April 13th.
01:05:02Let's see what he gives.
01:05:08Here.
01:05:10What do you have?
01:05:12Lost. Too bad.
01:05:14Oh, shit.
01:05:16One last one.
01:05:18Let me see mine.
01:05:20He won.
01:05:22Lost too, I think.
01:05:26Oh, shit.
01:05:28Come on, Malabar.
01:05:30You're our last chance. Concentrate.
01:05:32Show us what it's like to have a nice belly.
01:05:34He has to give it to us.
01:05:36Bernard, give Malabar a good vibe.
01:05:40Oh, shit.
01:05:42Lost.
01:05:44You lost.
01:05:46The important thing is to participate.
01:05:58Are you hungry?
01:06:00No.
01:06:04What are we eating?
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:08Too bad.
01:06:10I won't eat.
01:06:12Then don't eat.
01:06:42Sit down.
01:07:08Sit down.
01:07:10Don't move.
01:07:22Good evening.
01:07:24Can I have a pack of cigarettes, please?
01:07:26Yes.
01:07:30Here.
01:07:32Thank you.
01:07:34Thank you.
01:07:36Good evening.
01:07:38Thank you.
01:07:42We're going to win again.
01:07:44We're going to win.
01:07:46We'll see.
01:07:48We'll see.
01:08:18We'll see.
01:08:28What are you doing?
01:08:30I'm playing the piano.
01:08:32Isn't Elsa here?
01:08:34No.
01:08:36Come on, let's talk.
01:08:48I'm sorry.
01:08:50I'm sorry.
01:08:52I'm sorry.
01:08:54I'm sorry.
01:08:56I'm sorry.
01:08:58I'm sorry.
01:09:00I'm sorry.
01:09:02I'm sorry.
01:09:04I'm sorry.
01:09:06I'm sorry.
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:10I'm sorry.
01:09:12I'm sorry.
01:09:14I'm sorry.
01:09:16I'm sorry.
01:09:18I'm sorry.
01:09:20I'm sorry.
01:09:38You don't have to tell me anything.
01:09:44What should I say?
01:09:46I don't know.
01:09:48You don't have to tell me anything.
01:09:52I don't know.
01:09:56The idea is that if I don't talk,
01:09:58you don't talk, right?
01:10:00Yes.
01:10:02No.
01:10:06Does it bother you to be with me?
01:10:10No.
01:10:12Yes.
01:10:14Do you like spending time with me?
01:10:16Yes.
01:10:20Doesn't it bother you
01:10:22to be with someone
01:10:24who makes you talk all day?
01:10:26I don't talk to myself.
01:10:28Shut up.
01:10:30I talk to myself.
01:10:32I throw words against a wall
01:10:34that doesn't send them back.
01:10:36You tell me I have to talk.
01:10:38If I tell you to die,
01:10:40are you going to die or not?
01:10:42I tell you to jump out the window,
01:10:44and I jump out.
01:10:52Is it because of Elsa?
01:10:56Not at all.
01:10:58I'm very happy for you.
01:11:08Are you in love with her?
01:11:10No.
01:11:12No?
01:11:14Okay.
01:11:16You have to explain to me
01:11:18how it is possible
01:11:20to lie to yourself
01:11:22to such an extent
01:11:24that she doesn't care about you.
01:11:26How can you even imagine
01:11:28that she could be in love
01:11:30with a Colombian?
01:11:32In a month, she's in Rennes
01:11:34with the right guy,
01:11:36the right situation,
01:11:38the right guy,
01:11:40the right girl,
01:11:42the girl you've always been.
01:11:44That's what's going to happen.
01:11:46The problem was not
01:11:48before talking about love.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:52Like I don't love you?
01:11:56Don't get me wrong.
01:11:58I'm not your friend.
01:12:00I'm your brother.
01:12:02If you want,
01:12:04we'll break up.
01:12:06You've never been with a girl in your life.
01:12:08Don't talk about girls.
01:12:22I don't need you.
01:12:26Come on.
01:12:28You don't need me.
01:12:30You don't need me.
01:12:36You don't need me.
01:13:06You don't need me.
01:13:08You don't need me.
01:13:18Relax, François.
01:13:32Dimitri, how are you?
01:13:34– You OK? – Yeah, I'm fine.
01:13:36– You OK? – I'm sick of Jean-Michel Beteau.
01:13:39– Why? What's wrong? – He's constipated, François.
01:13:42So, what does it mean?
01:13:45Nothing. It's just a bit of life. But it's OK, don't worry.
01:13:50Bro, tell me, the guy who came the other time, with his girlfriend...
01:13:54– The guy I put pressure on... – Doug?
01:13:59– Doug is his name? – Yeah.
01:14:02– What? – Nothing, don't worry.
01:14:05– You want me to help? – No, I'll take him.
01:14:08OK, bro.
01:14:31FRIDAY 6 P.M.
01:15:02FRIDAY 6 P.M.
01:15:05– How are you guys? – Good.
01:15:07– How are you? – We're OK.
01:15:10– Do you know Doug? – I think I'm with Doug.
01:15:14– Are you serious? – Yeah, I'm with Doug.
01:15:16– What's up with Doug? – I don't know.
01:15:19You're going to take your phone and call Doug.
01:15:22If I take your horse's tail and put it in your mouth, you're dead.
01:15:26– You, sit down. – Who, me?
01:15:28– Sit down, I said. – Should I call him?
01:15:31– Yeah, it's OK. – So?
01:15:33– What's up with your little friend, Doug? – Yeah, Doug.
01:15:36How are you?
01:15:39I'm not bothering you.
01:15:41It's OK.
01:15:43I was with Driss. We wanted you to come.
01:15:47We had a little problem and you had to go to La Fontaine.
01:15:53It's urgent, please.
01:15:56Please, come back. It's really important.
01:15:59I won't call you if I don't.
01:16:02If you're a good guy, you're welcome.
01:16:05See you.
01:16:08– Is he coming? – Yeah, he's coming.
01:16:11Why do you have a horse's tail?
01:16:14I don't know. I like it.
01:16:17– It's my haircut. – You're discovering yourself?
01:16:20No, no, I don't know.
01:16:22Give me your blade.
01:16:24I'd like to have a haircut, but you have a little tail.
01:16:28– What do you think? – What do you think?
01:16:31– I'd like to have a haircut. – What do you think?
01:16:34It's two tails, if you like.
01:16:36A horse's tail and a little tail between the legs.
01:16:39Don't worry.
01:16:41Tell me what's going to happen.
01:16:45Move your ass!
01:16:48Move it!
01:16:54Move it!
01:17:24Move it!
01:17:38Hello?
01:17:45It's Theo.
01:17:48Theo?
01:17:51Doug?
01:17:54Doug?
01:18:24Doug?
01:18:54Doug?
01:19:05Get up!
01:19:10Go, go, go!
01:19:24Go!
01:19:28Go!
01:19:32Who's the bitch now?
01:19:34Who's the bitch now?
01:19:36Get him out of here!
01:19:38Get him out!
01:19:40Get him out of here!
01:19:42Get him out!
01:19:44Get him out!
01:19:46You big fat shit!
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:56Come on.
01:20:03Lift yourself, mature!
01:20:05– Motherfucker! – You hear me now?
01:20:08Get out of here now.
01:20:10Don't hurt him.
01:21:24I don't know what I'm talking about.
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01:23:46He's like an asshole.
01:23:52There's a line from Montaigne that says,
01:23:54Every day leads to death.
01:23:56The last one arrives.
01:24:02Wait, I'll say it.
01:24:04I'll say it.
01:24:34I'll say it.
01:25:04I'll say it.
01:25:06I'll say it.
01:25:34I'm sorry.
01:25:50Hi, my brother.
01:25:52I thought I'd send you a video
01:25:54because I found something on the ground.
01:25:56So I have to find it.
01:25:58We…
01:26:00No, I don't eat.
01:26:05Don't tell me you didn't like it.
01:26:08Well, since we haven't seen each other in a while, I'm not going to vote hard.
01:26:14I'm going to vote extremely hard.
01:26:16There you go.
01:26:18So it's a medium strong.
01:26:21So when I come back, I owe you big time.
01:26:24Bye, buddy.
01:26:30Shh.
01:26:32Bye.
01:26:33Bye.
01:26:58Don't bother me when you're so tired.
01:27:00Come on, let's go to the club.
01:27:01For once, we've been asking you for two weeks.
01:27:03You're not hot, you're not hot.
01:27:04Anyway, you don't even have to answer me.
01:27:06You don't give a fuck.
01:27:07You're talking to me about girls and you don't even want to come to the nightclub with us.
01:27:30How are you?
01:27:36Is everything going well?
01:27:37Very well.
01:27:38Thank you.
01:27:43Thank you.
01:27:45Thank you.
01:27:48You have to see this right now.
01:27:49Yes, I know.
01:27:50We'll see.
01:27:51How are you?
01:27:52Leave it to me.
01:27:53Leave it, leave it.
01:27:54What's this?
01:27:55Three?
01:27:56Yes, three.
01:27:57Two days.
01:27:58Right now, right now.
01:28:00Right now, right now.
01:28:30Thank you.
01:29:00Faites du moi balise, ça devient technique à la pianite
01:29:03Vas-y, c'est noir ou blanc comme un pianiste
01:29:05Parti de zéro, cramé, fallait s'adapter
01:29:07Ils veulent qu'un héméro, coq ou héros
01:29:09Aucun des deux, moi c'est Bédobac, beuf dans la vallée de l'héros
01:29:12Entrez sur le bord, y'a trop de zonage
01:29:14Au large y'a trop de crevards
01:29:16Faut les tirer par la queue de cheval
01:29:18Ils ont trafiqué le taux de chômage
01:29:20On s'baisse tout speed, on s'laisse tous fuir
01:29:22Un truc à dire, paix à couche tout de suite
01:29:24Le temps passe vite, c'est la course poursuite
01:29:26Galère chaque année, même l'après-covid
01:29:28J'crois c'est pas gagné
01:29:31Je passe du RSA au salaire de Savanier
01:29:33J'vois pas les étoiles alignées
01:29:35Ou bien j'suis habité, habité par des calamités
01:29:38Doué pour imiter l'amitié
01:29:40Calame pardonne, j'débit de parole comme à Pologne
01:29:43Les coeurs sont froids, toi c'est l'automne, moi la Pologne
01:29:46J'suis sur la lune, t'es à Casto
01:29:48Facile de finir en enfer
01:29:50Tu t'es raté, mais tu m'appelles mon frère
01:29:52T'iras te gratter comme un astro
01:29:54J'suis au taquet à la psychiatre
01:29:56J'te le dis, t'marres pas, la France fait chanter des sinatra
01:29:58Remballe tes romans, tes sidartas
01:30:00L'espoir des blancs qu'on hérite
01:30:02Mais de c'qu'on hérite, c'est pas Sylpha
01:30:04C'est pour moi, on peut l'la mille fois
01:30:06Loulou mérite sa minute en vivoire
01:30:08Plus rien qui tient
01:30:10Avec le temps, j'suis un smache à Nadal
01:30:12J'fais un smac à l'adare, on nous gagne pour des chiens
01:30:14Ils nous cachent la baballe
01:30:16Des terres, plus rien nous arrête
01:30:18Bizarre, tu crois qu'on rigole
01:30:20Guignol, tu traites de ta bête
01:30:22Mais au Villers, y'a du people
01:30:24Comme un délégué, j'maintiens la classe
01:30:26J'me sens comme beaucoup à la base
01:30:28Deux X
01:30:43Elle se lance alors t'as peur
01:30:45Pan la citat pas ta part
01:30:47Normal si t'es à la rue
01:30:49C'est jamais nous quand on passe à la barre
01:30:51Tu poses la pièce
01:30:53Mais tu repars charbonné
01:30:55Si j'ai plus d'confiance
01:30:57But
01:31:27For
01:31:57Me
01:32:27You