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00:00:00You
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00:00:46Counted a dozen ways for things to go wrong, but I never thought of this
00:00:55No way
00:01:00I
00:01:04Just a few hours ago everything was going great I had everything under control
00:01:30I
00:02:00Know
00:02:24Way
00:02:30Well, this is it my place
00:02:34It's hard to believe it's that time again
00:02:36Most people get one maybe two weeks of vacation and work the other 50
00:02:42They got it backwards
00:03:00You kind of operation you run in here Alex
00:03:17Look I'm sorry. Okay. Will you let him go already?
00:03:22Remember mouse everyone except these two let him go
00:03:30I
00:03:31Gotta tell you Alex. I ain't impressed. You need to train your help a little bit better
00:03:35Or maybe next year. We'll supply the help
00:03:38Don't worry about it. Once you get yourself something to drink. We're still waiting on a couple players. So make yourselves comfortable. I
00:03:45Assume that Wendy. Yes, of course
00:03:48By the way, I ain't all that impressed with the competition this year either
00:03:53Better be some players left in the draw. I'm gonna be real fucking disappointed
00:04:00Three
00:04:08Things I love statistics baseball and pool
00:04:14My dad wanted me to be an accountant but as I said earlier that's for suckers
00:04:21So to make ends meet I put on a pool tournament
00:04:26200 players at five grand ahead
00:04:30The
00:04:32Winner takes some half a mil. I
00:04:36Know I know that leaves only half a mil for myself, but I make do
00:05:00That's my fiancee Beth
00:05:03one of the three people that helped me out for the week and
00:05:06Yes, everyone always asks why in the hell do you let your girl dress like that?
00:05:12well
00:05:13Most players come for the money
00:05:15Some come for the competition, but I know a few come just for the experience and my girl or not. I have eyes, too
00:05:25Did I say three things I meant four things
00:05:31I
00:05:56Think you know who's got the tighter ass and it's not him
00:06:01Oh
00:06:17Come on look at the guy
00:06:30You
00:06:39Made it this far Gorman
00:06:41I'm real impressed
00:06:44Well, hey better to be lucky than good right Gorman
00:06:49Hey, Beth
00:06:51Do you tip the pizza delivery boy?
00:06:54He's still here, you know
00:06:57Keep talking Gorman
00:07:20Wendy Wendy Wendy
00:07:23What can I say?
00:07:24She's Wendy
00:07:27She's there mainly as a distraction, but if the players in the hole need a pack of smokes or a drink she'll help them out
00:07:36But for some like Beth, she's part of the experience. Oh
00:07:43And she's the sheriff's daughter which doesn't hurt
00:07:49Wendy
00:07:55The game is nine ball
00:07:57single elimination race to seven matches
00:08:00You lose you go home with nothing
00:08:02So far 192 hustlers gamblers and hacks have hit the street empty-handed
00:08:08In the next six hours seven more will join them
00:08:16That's mouse the muscle heavyweight Golden Gloves champion in 1991
00:08:21Detached retina in 93 ended his pro career in
00:08:26The four years that I've held the tournament there have been only three brawls
00:08:31Mouse doesn't start fights
00:08:34He finishes them
00:08:37Just over here yet
00:08:49It's not the first match anyway, let's do it
00:09:06You
00:09:12Everyone this is it
00:09:14You play straight through from now until winners decided
00:09:17Seven matches left first up Tommy Gilmore. This is a mandolin
00:09:33Watch where the fuck you're going cowboy
00:09:36Oh
00:09:38What's the matter fat man
00:09:41Padre got you on a short leash a
00:09:44Fucking short bag really up and lose Garth Brooks your sheep are getting old. Come on go. Let's go
00:09:57Thanks for the steak baby, how you doing? Are you sure these things are necessary?
00:10:02Necessary
00:10:05Call it a hunch. Well, you've never used them before. I've never had a hunch like this before
00:10:15What I meant was how come you've never used them before
00:10:25I still understand why you don't just take your money. I mean
00:10:28What the fuck are these schmucks gonna do about it?
00:10:30It's not about the money it's called the spirit of competition
00:10:36You and the fucking spirit of competition
00:10:39the spirit of competition
00:10:41Challenging myself if I win I prove to myself
00:10:44To you to that guy Alex the fucking gorma pile the fucking tattoo you stand next to the yuppie over there
00:10:50It's all these fucks just one more way to prove that I'm better than they are
00:10:58But if you don't win
00:11:00I still take the money
00:11:08Amanda Colton here
00:11:10Why's the doc get to call it?
00:11:12Dyke, Amanda no Dyke
00:11:15Amanda loved GI long time. Are we gonna go through this again?
00:11:19Tommy kill
00:11:22Mama's boy family owns a few strip malls
00:11:26Got his Marine Corps Tad outside the gate on his way to boot camp then only lasted a week before they kicked his ass out
00:11:35Remember I said there had been three fights. Well Gil started all of them sucker punched each guy
00:11:55I
00:12:22Got his ass handed to him
00:12:25I
00:12:31Don't care who fucking calls it let the fucking redneck call it
00:12:46Call near I won't call
00:12:49Okay, okay shit sake
00:12:52Hey, it's for what the lady's gonna give me after the match
00:13:05Tails
00:13:21I
00:13:47Don't see anybody else in this hallway
00:13:49If you're not playing or you're not with someone I can't let you
00:14:02Yeah, I got it don't trip I
00:14:13Guess my boy tone hadn't showed up, but don't worry. I got something for you anyway
00:14:19For this I guess my parts on Pippin starting to pay off
00:14:24Now I got a hot tip on a fixed fight
00:14:29Lopez
00:14:33Hey mouse you got your head knocked in but at least you can look at yourself in the mirror, right?
00:14:39Yeah, I guess
00:14:41That's no small thing man. Believe me
00:14:49I
00:14:54So, what's it Sammy? Hey, hey, you seem pretty heavy just try to relax
00:15:00catching some help from your wife
00:15:02No
00:15:04Not about this. Anyway, she doesn't even know I'm here. She thinks I'm at a job interview in Tampa
00:15:08Oh
00:15:18Well, what's the problem you're in the semifinals you win one two three matches you win five hundred five hundred grand, you know
00:15:26That's your score some points at home
00:15:28Maybe you'll even stop having a lie to your wife
00:15:32Of course if you play me
00:15:34Well, that'd be a shame
00:15:38Oh
00:15:47For you no offense
00:15:52Jesus you know, you need to relax
00:15:57Mmm, can I get me some of that? Hey, where are you sitting? I didn't even see you. Oh, let's go
00:16:08I
00:16:15Mean you wearing any underpants boy like you don't know
00:16:27Hey Wendy, are you wearing any fucking underwear?
00:16:35So, what did she say
00:16:38She said no, she said no
00:16:44Are you satisfied now? Yeah, I am if you are need know anything else
00:16:53Hot damn currency right here you might be here a while. Don't worry. I won't get too comfortable
00:17:09You
00:17:21Jesus motherfucking Christ
00:17:38Oh
00:17:58Bitch
00:18:09Here you've been chatting up Beth up there. What's the story? No story. We were just talking. Yeah
00:18:28You ready to settle up you all right
00:18:34Shit I rip
00:18:37Our tab 120
00:18:51You change honey, that's so sweet of you
00:18:55Oh
00:19:03Amanda that was a black widow autographed for Q. I paid 350
00:19:16No help take my cue to
00:19:25See you next year. Yeah. See you next year
00:19:43Damn that was a hell of a match Joe nice technique man. What is that over three over four?
00:19:51Okay
00:19:53Go coming back next year. Yeah, he's coming back. It's like 174 193 losers
00:20:03Hey
00:20:07Hey
00:20:09Said how we doing on beer? Oh, I think I need to get some
00:20:14Sure. Well, I gotta check the bracket. So everybody sit tight
00:20:20Oh
00:20:48What do you think you're doing
00:20:50What do you mean, you know what I mean? That's the third time I've seen your ass today
00:20:56Well, you should pay closer attention
00:20:59You
00:21:19That's no surprise Gil's been eliminated again next up Billy Carpone Dana Jones
00:21:29I
00:21:32Want you to watch out for that pretty boy fuck something in right over
00:21:40Hi, I'm Dana, I guess we're next how you doing
00:21:47Is there a problem no, there's no problem don't touch me again
00:21:51Hi, hello, how you doing? Chill out police Navidad don't fucking touch me again
00:22:00Nah, you go first I'll fucking watch you behind me. It's fine with me
00:22:09I'm a bottom
00:22:21Oh
00:22:44Thanks
00:22:52Oh
00:22:55Cliff
00:22:58You Alex why you back there grab me a couple beers
00:23:02Beth will be right back
00:23:05You know, I don't even worry about it I can help myself
00:23:09bitch
00:23:14Hey Beth, where you been? Hey, where's the beer?
00:23:22That's how I'm supposed to get what don't worry about it, I mean there's plenty here. Did you not even look?
00:23:28Anyway, I gotta get to the office
00:23:31Jenny needs a couple beers and check on our time
00:23:36There it is, excuse me folks, I will be right back. Oh
00:23:42Alex chairs in your office
00:23:52Find anything interesting sheriff
00:24:01Sheriff Ronnie Lane
00:24:0323 years in office
00:24:06Succeeded his father who served 32
00:24:09Last year as deputies made a hundred and thirty eight DUI arrests
00:24:1317 convictions
00:24:15121 mysteriously disappear
00:24:18My father did him a favor a while back something involving a grand jury
00:24:23Sheriff said some nice words at his funeral then dated my mom for a while. I
00:24:29Pay him 50 a year
00:24:34Hey trouble this year
00:24:38Same stuff different here
00:24:44Wendy's great
00:24:47I
00:24:53Swear
00:24:55Come on, dog. You know, you need at least one drink to relax your nerve some water
00:25:00This motherfucking know he can't play pool without drinking
00:25:03Hey jazz whiskey salad
00:25:06Good guess. All right
00:25:12What you need
00:25:14Well, what I need is y'all to give a brother a chance to warm up and I'm telling you I
00:25:21Go Hiroshima negation girl
00:25:24I'm Chinese motherfucker. Oh, so sorry. Let me rephrase that
00:25:28I go mugu guy pan on the geisha girl and then BAM. She's laid out like a flaming poo-poo platter
00:25:36Hey hotshot. When do you play? Oh
00:25:40That's right. You don't cuz I kicked your ass
00:25:44What was it seven to seven three, bitch?
00:25:48Anyway, I'm just over here ordering drinks and this oriental rug muncher tries to star something
00:25:55whatever
00:25:57Beth I get a whiskey sour and a rum or coke
00:26:02Brought you that information you wanted
00:26:05Although I can't figure why you wouldn't let those gangsters in this game
00:26:09Well, their cash is as good as anyone else's
00:26:11This seems like an unnecessary risk to me speaking cash I
00:26:23Don't think that he's gonna cut it this year. Well, what's it gonna take that?
00:26:27that attitude
00:26:29Should sound like attitude to me son. No attitude sheriff. Honestly, I wanted to know
00:26:3760 seems fair
00:26:39Call it a
00:26:41cost of living increase
00:26:43Of course, if we can't agree on that number, then I can always bust your ass and take all your damn
00:26:51You can owe me the 15,000. Oh you 15,000. Okay 75
00:27:10Is
00:27:13Anything I can do for you kid, let me know something comes up I'll let you know but everything's under control
00:27:29Wendy
00:27:30You're gorgeous and all but I just don't see what the big deal is
00:27:35You're way too soft and smooth
00:27:40Don't be touching her
00:27:58How about now, oh
00:28:01Oh, yes, I can see how one would enjoy that
00:28:06especially
00:28:09Look at those hands so big and strong yet so manicured in
00:28:15What's the word?
00:28:18Yes, that's it we find don't be fucking distracting me with all that homo talk
00:28:27Does does that mean you're interested I mean if you weren't interested it shouldn't bother you, right
00:28:34Knock it off and let me fucking shoot you're about to get your ass whipped
00:28:39ooh
00:28:41promise
00:28:42You must be a top
00:28:46Look I don't know what it is with this fucking top-bottom shit, but you better pray that that shot doesn't cost me to match homo
00:29:01Sit the fuck down
00:29:04Ever the gentleman hey William I
00:29:07Don't recall asking you to join our conversation Dorothy
00:29:11You know for someone of your persuasion I'd expect you to be a little bit better at playing the guitar
00:29:41playing with a stick
00:29:43Well you won. What does that say about you?
00:30:11You haven't said anything all night I
00:30:14Hope you and your little match
00:30:16Well, thank you for being so damn supportive
00:30:19Well, what are you going to tell them?
00:30:33On the house
00:30:35I
00:30:40Roller
00:30:46What's in Cleveland for me nothing and if I go nothing huh just me, but apparently that doesn't matter
00:30:58Keep it
00:31:06Oh
00:31:08Sorry, what the hell are you sorry for nothing man? I'm just sorry shit's deep right now. That's all shut the fuck up
00:31:19You knew she was staying didn't you
00:31:23No, man, I didn't know I
00:31:27Had to tell someone you could have told me no I couldn't you needed time to figure out your direction
00:31:33Without me in the equation and now you figured it out your new direction your 12 steps your Bible studies
00:31:41They're not part of my equation. Oh, but all the party and all the nonsense all that bullshit is
00:31:48Well, yeah, you've changed your direction, but I haven't changed mine
00:31:53It's not like when we first met
00:31:55You weren't afraid to have fun though. Oh you want a comedian. Oh, I can tell some motherfucking jokes
00:32:02I'll crack your ass up
00:32:04What then what do you want?
00:32:19I'm sorry. Oh shit
00:32:29Should have known you had a taste for white boys
00:32:32I
00:32:36Sit the fuck down
00:32:40No, man, it ain't as bad as all that I haven't even said shit yet listen, man
00:32:44I did you a favor. You couldn't see that. She was playing you shit. If it was me, I'd have to drop that home
00:32:54Don't forget lay it down you still gotta play pool
00:33:03Hey
00:33:05Stover settle down
00:33:07There's no refund. So if you want to break your hand or something on that punk, then be my guest
00:33:11But you're up
00:33:14Harold Mosley you too
00:33:16Come on, let's get back to playing pool
00:33:32You don't I know you
00:33:47To know your enemy you must first know yourself
00:33:59Yes, I know motherfucker
00:34:02I
00:34:17Need something. Yeah, let me get a scotch double make it neat
00:34:21The
00:34:30Key is focus and confidence
00:34:37The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy and does not allow the will of the enemy
00:34:47To be imposed on him
00:34:52I
00:34:58Survival the fittest. Yes
00:35:03Pretend to be weak
00:35:08And the enemy will grow arrogant
00:35:22Why don't you try me doll, let's see what I can do, you know, I know people
00:35:28Hey, Bobby, do you let me run something by you?
00:35:30What you need?
00:35:32You got any kids?
00:35:36Yeah, I got two they live with their mother in Nebraska one
00:35:40Well, how'd you name him? Cuz I'm trying to decide on a name for my little boy
00:35:43But I'm gonna pick out the right name for him
00:35:47It's a cute kid. I'll lose you
00:35:51He's 11 months, but in this picture, he's
00:35:55I don't really remember when I was taken
00:35:59Your kids 11 months old and he ain't got a name yet
00:36:03Well, actually his dad named him Brian but
00:36:08It's wrong Brian Brian's a good name
00:36:10My little girl. She's got a friend named Brian. It's a good kid
00:36:14Yeah, but see that's a problem. You say the name Brian automatically just assume good kid
00:36:19See, I'm thinking it's got to be something more along the lines of Sebastian or Enrico
00:36:29So your kid has got a name Brian and you want to go and change his name
00:36:36Well, yeah, cuz it's got to have something more character more panache than Brian
00:36:40but Nash
00:36:42Oh
00:36:44You worried about you know, fucking your kid up in the head with changing his name at all
00:36:49Well, actually he's saying with his dad right now until I can get a place my own
00:36:53Wait a second. Don't you mean stay with his dad until you stop drinking?
00:36:57That's what the judge said. I mean didn't you? Yeah something like that asshole
00:37:08Yeah, let me get another drink in here
00:37:12Oh
00:37:27Hey Tom, how's your pretty little girlfriend these days?
00:37:31Hey motherfucker, what are you almost smiling about?
00:37:35It is indeed wise to know when to fight and would not to fight
00:37:39We've got a few problems
00:37:49What am I supposed to do with that guy he went Jesus on me you still shouldn't done that to him to him, please
00:37:56Don't go acting on self-righteous on me Beth. You know how it is. We are not talking about me
00:38:01So you want to shut the hell up to a master three out of here? You're not funny. I
00:38:06I ain't the only one not playing
00:38:18Excuse me, but uh, when do I get to play some fucking pool?
00:38:21Alex will be here in a minute after the tone Harold match
00:38:25Who Harold who the fuck is Harold? He was just sitting right there where your boyfriend's sitting now
00:38:32Boyfriend Marcus
00:38:36Hey Marcus, are you through that drink I put in your face? I'm feeling kind of thirsty
00:38:56Better be careful. Don't want to leave the door open
00:39:06You
00:39:11Still got football and your millions of dollars and hey, at least you're not playing for Cleveland. Yeah, Cleveland
00:39:29No, man, don't worry about a stick I'll buy you a new one
00:39:32She's yours man, I ain't got nothing to do with her
00:39:36Yo, I'm telling you you wouldn't have met her if it weren't for me
00:39:44That motherfucker does not play next year
00:39:56Don't worry about the wall dog. I'll take care of that too
00:40:02Okay, Jenny Tim you're up, you know the rules fucking finally
00:40:10Come on Timmy
00:40:17Who's gonna call it tails
00:40:21Who the hell calls tails
00:40:31Yeah, bring me a big less
00:40:37Nice stick
00:40:41Don't you get it Canada
00:40:52If she's playing what are you doing here?
00:40:56She can't drive what are you her father? Why can't she drive no, I'm not her father
00:41:03And I guess the state doesn't really like you too much after three DUIs
00:41:07Actually even less after your fourth
00:41:12Actually, she works in my pool hall we had an employee tournament she won
00:41:17I'm just her driver for the weekend
00:41:25Oh
00:41:33Beth keep them coming, please
00:41:38Not too bad of a break Tim
00:41:40Of course, I hope for your sake that's not your last shot of the game. I
00:41:44Mean, you know, no pressure. No pressure. There you go. Timmy. Take your time. No hurries. No worries
00:41:50Just remember your kids counting on you, you know with college and all and hey, you know
00:41:55I don't mean to be rude, but would you mind not talking so much, please?
00:42:00Thank you
00:42:13Here we go
00:42:25Oh
00:42:30Sup Remy not much
00:42:35Can I call you a cab, you know, I don't want you driving like this I didn't drive here. Thanks. Oh, I'll get one later
00:42:45Remy lost
00:42:47Your boy lost, you know, it's time to go home. Well, you gotta pull that on me, huh?
00:42:51I just got a headbutt from mr.
00:42:53Wrestling number five and now you want to kick me out of your little game of marbles here
00:42:58Yeah, your little tournament here it could be great but it's too small time it's too quaint for real players
00:43:05You're kidding, right?
00:43:07Hey, don't get me wrong. I'm down with it, but you got to admit it's still too under the radar for the serious action
00:43:14That's how I like it. I
00:43:16Know I know you're a nice guy. You ain't bothering nobody and you're getting over and that's fine for you
00:43:24But we young Corleone and uncle jr. Over there. Maybe they could take it to the bigs, but you
00:43:29I'll buy yourself with that has-been muscle and his bimbo behind the bar. You'll never be a big shot
00:43:36Never be a big shot, huh?
00:43:39What about you Remy you're gonna be a big shot
00:43:41You think batting 130 in the majors makes you a big shot and why you want to play me like that, huh?
00:43:48There's a pool season that's against the best of the league what can I say stats never lie
00:43:55Don't matter
00:43:57See you're like Tony Gwynn nice guy consistent. That's important me me
00:44:03Barry fucking bonds
00:44:05Nobody likes me
00:44:07But he gets the real dough
00:44:12Oh
00:44:29Yeah, baby was that impressive or did it just look impressive
00:44:41I
00:44:45Need sister homies that
00:44:47That's for
00:44:49Thanks, sister. I don't know if you don't mind, but after the records I don't want to get cold
00:45:11Oh
00:45:32Case you haven't noticed I have a big motherfucking headache. So you might want to stop with that tapping
00:45:41Well, I must say Tim it's been a pleasure no hard feelings, okay
00:46:11I
00:46:19Don't care who I play I just want to play
00:46:26Wait for you to that
00:46:28I
00:46:52Just I don't want to mess it up her game, okay
00:46:58Oh
00:47:02Here it is boys and girls
00:47:04This is what you're all playing for
00:47:08Well those of you still playing
00:47:13Give me the case
00:47:18God damn it for the first time in your life. Would you shut the fuck up Jenny? Please shut the fuck up
00:47:24Give me the case Alex
00:47:27Don't do the case tell him to back off Alex
00:47:30Do it pick the fuck up asshole. Let's give him the damn case
00:47:35You have no idea what you're doing
00:47:38I'll figure it out
00:47:42If you heard I saw it what the fuck are you gonna do Marcus look look, I'm sorry, bitch
00:47:48You know if you're eating really the money
00:47:57Oh
00:48:08It's alright mouse take care of Tim that can you help him
00:48:26I
00:48:50Shouldn't you be making a what do you call it split? I
00:48:54I
00:48:55Don't know
00:48:56Should I well it depends on where the break is I?
00:49:01Think um seems like the fracture is right on the joint
00:49:07Girl scouts
00:49:24Yeah, do you mind I gotta take a leak
00:49:32You want to watch get out of here
00:49:53You
00:50:11Holy shit, what was that? Oh, don't worry about it, baby. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, I guess
00:50:19Holy shit
00:50:22How's Jacob he's trying to get fixed up well, I gotta check his file as well as the rest is fucking strangers
00:50:36Jenny our superstar Harold our superstar
00:50:44Okay, now you're just mark me you know I almost had my throat slit
00:50:51Take it easy. You're trying to say. Thanks
00:50:57You're welcome Jenny
00:51:22You
00:51:41Don't waste your
00:51:44Mind
00:51:55Yeah, I gotta take a leak
00:51:58You're gonna have to wait
00:52:00Jacobson there. Oh, no case you can take his time
00:52:05Tell you what once you go ahead and knock yourself. He's been there for a while
00:52:08Oh
00:52:11Jeez what the fuck was that?
00:52:17Wait what the fuck you doing tell Norma baits not going on behind that door
00:52:22The fuck is that
00:52:25Fuck you don't know go busting in on a crazy person
00:52:29Okay, you got it go for it
00:52:31I
00:52:37Damn damn is right
00:52:48True
00:52:53I finally shut up
00:53:01You
00:53:21Wow you're really on a roll how long you think you can keep that up
00:53:25See, I think you're just getting lucky
00:53:28You use the rails a little bit much aren't you I don't think that's gonna work for you
00:53:32I just don't think you can keep it up
00:53:35Hey, Wendy when you get a chance
00:53:40Yeah, well what two games in a row you're looking pretty good, I guess
00:53:45What you thinking? How you feeling? What's up?
00:53:48How good are you? Can you keep this up?
00:53:57I
00:54:11Can't have this shit going on here this better be the end of it
00:54:16Everything's out of control
00:54:25Damn it
00:54:37Okay, so what's that
00:54:39three
00:54:41You know, you're doing real well Harry little Jenny are like numbers and I applied that
00:54:49Yeah
00:54:52Real well, I mean absolutely brilliant just brilliant a great shooting my man
00:55:12Oh
00:55:16And you what are you doing you're in my seat
00:55:28Asshole
00:55:33What are you doing
00:55:41Okay, here we go
00:56:11I
00:56:27Carpone and Amanda
00:56:41Okay
00:57:12You know, what the fuck is that bitch doing
00:57:34Wendy knows that I know that you know what you just did
00:57:41You
00:57:56Know since you want to fuck me so bad, maybe you aren't such a dyke
00:58:01Oh
00:58:05Y'all man
00:58:07There's still some yuppie blood on the floor in there. I want to get some fantastic
00:58:11Formula 408 or whatever to clean that shit up. All right
00:58:22This is it Jenny priest
00:58:31Oh
00:58:41Then you're a superstar call it
00:58:49She can go first you look like you could use the money
00:58:53Maybe get yourself some more ink you missed a spot
00:59:01I
00:59:03Yes, good shot
00:59:17Is it me or is it quiet in here almost too quiet
00:59:31A
00:59:32Girl won't be able to talk shit to that guy. I guess you'll just have to beat his ass on the table then
00:59:38An hour ago. It looked like it was your ass. He was gonna be with the table
00:59:42You don't want to talk shit to these guys, man
00:59:45Of course beating shit out of a mob guy is a great way to impress the ladies, you know
00:59:50Hey, what am I telling you for like you don't know that already?
00:59:53I
00:59:57Think they really know guys
01:00:00He just buys his clothes in that new Soprano section in a men's store
01:00:04He can't remember the recipe for spaghetti. I bet he digs a hell of a hole in the woods after a good whack
01:00:09You take a look at him though. He's soft
01:00:13You could take him
01:00:24You
01:00:37Come on Courtney love what the fuck is wrong with you
01:00:40Keep talking. Are you even fucking trying? I gotta tell you Courtney. I'm not impressed. You know, this isn't any fucking fun
01:00:48Shit the best competition I've had all tournament was from the fucking queer
01:00:54I
01:01:01Fuck is going on here
01:01:09Let's go Courtney hate your shot make something anything just make it interesting for me
01:01:15I'm not gonna shoot. No fucking patronize me. You want to win? Go ahead. Take your shot
01:01:21Besides you scratched on purpose. No shit. Come on get up here and take a shot do a shot start yammering again
01:01:28Do something
01:01:30Fine
01:01:41Holy shit what?
01:01:44What he wants to win
01:01:49What the fuck was that you're shot
01:01:53You're fucking nuts as if all that shit all over your body wasn't indication enough
01:02:01Fucker spirit of competition
01:02:13I
01:02:30Suck dude
01:02:32The fuck do you want?
01:02:35Just chilling, you know
01:02:38No, I don't fucking know hot shot
01:02:40You
01:02:42Looks like your boys taking care of business, huh?
01:02:49Yeah
01:02:52Looks like you're gonna be taking care of business with that illustrated chick
01:02:57The fuck are you talking about
01:02:59So hi Matt every now and then you got to get your freak on, you know, tap some juvenile delinquent
01:03:05A
01:03:07boyfriend over there
01:03:08You didn't take too kindly to it though
01:03:11Not that that matters, you know fine-looking well-dressed individual like yourself
01:03:17Now a boy over there. He made some
01:03:21Derogatory remarks about your weight
01:03:24And your ethnic background, which I won't repeat
01:03:29But he did say something to the effect of you and your boy at JV
01:03:35JV, huh
01:03:40What else did he say
01:03:43He said you and your boy a couple of Corleone wannabes who must have been sent out here to the sticks
01:03:48He's y'all couldn't hack real shit
01:03:54He said y'all were like Aaron boys or shoeshine boys or something
01:04:04I
01:04:34I
01:05:01Alright
01:05:04Are you crazy?
01:05:06What are you doing provoking that guy? I was just talking fucking bastard beats my ass on account of a conversation
01:05:13Let me go to the bathroom
01:05:34You
01:05:53There's a little something for your kid Courtney
01:06:04Ah
01:06:13Look if you want your money back, I got five thousand my pocket one wins battle mistakes Alex
01:06:22That establishes a certainty of victory
01:06:29Congratulations, you're good
01:06:35Oh
01:06:40Mouse what are you doing?
01:06:45I've got to go get Alex. He knows he'll be here in a minute
01:07:04I
01:07:06Show these fuckers what time it is
01:07:24Yeah
01:07:33Sub sports fans going the hard way and we're not there yet
01:07:54No, Beth, let's see it. Where's my fucking money?
01:07:58You want to go and check and see what's the holdup?
01:08:01Hey, you guys just hang tight. I'll get your money
01:08:07We'll get the car ready keep your eyes open
01:08:15Give up the case Alex. Where's the key? Where's the fucking key? I don't have it who does
01:08:21Shit you'll never cut through it with that shiv
01:08:30Steak knife was made for cutting flesh. Wait, wait what?
01:08:43That doesn't have the key
01:08:51What is going on in here Beth, thank God baby call
01:08:58How long does it take to get a fucking case
01:09:01Alex
01:09:02Where's the key the hell is going on? Where is the fucking key, baby? What are you doing?
01:09:09This is your money too. Don't I give you all the money that you need? Yeah five bucks at a time
01:09:13What am I seven year old? I am sick of having to ask for my allowance
01:09:18Now, where's the key
01:09:35Alex
01:09:48You
01:09:53Alex what the fuck is going on here? It's under control
01:10:07Hold on we need to work this out
01:10:09We got a big fucking problem here
01:10:13Can't to explain cuz I'm all fucking ears
01:10:16Where's my money? I've got your money. Well, where the fuck is it? I had it all under control. We'll figure it out then
01:10:23Hey Wendy, can you reach down behind there and get the case behind the box
01:10:48I
01:10:52You mean the money was right there the whole time?
01:11:05Son of a bitch.
01:11:12See you next year.
01:11:13See you next year.
01:11:22This fucking bitch is heavier than she looks.
01:11:42Son of a bitch.
01:11:57Son of a bitch.
01:12:11Next year, boss?
01:12:17I don't know.
01:12:40I have to run the numbers.
01:13:09Son of a bitch.
01:13:29Son of a bitch.
01:13:55Son of a bitch.
01:14:05Son of a bitch.
01:14:15Son of a bitch.
01:14:27Son of a bitch.
01:14:39Son of a bitch.
01:14:51Son of a bitch.
01:15:03Son of a bitch.
01:15:13Son of a bitch.
01:15:23Son of a bitch.
01:15:35Son of a bitch.
01:15:47Son of a bitch.
01:15:57Son of a bitch.
01:16:07Son of a bitch.
01:16:17Son of a bitch.
01:16:27Son of a bitch.
01:16:37Son of a bitch.
01:16:47Son of a bitch.
01:16:57Son of a bitch.
01:17:07Son of a bitch.
01:17:17Son of a bitch.
01:17:27Son of a bitch.
01:17:37Son of a bitch.
01:17:47Son of a bitch.