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00:00:00 [Gunshots]
00:00:05 [Guitar strum]
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00:00:20 [Helicopter]
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00:01:02 JJ wants you to drop by today. Crap. I'll go now.
00:01:08 You got to high school. That's today.
00:01:11 Pitbull on Thursday. PTA meeting. Your speech.
00:01:16 [Music]
00:01:25 [Music]
00:01:35 Now that's a cowboy.
00:01:39 You like rodeos?
00:01:41 Super fun.
00:01:43 [Music]
00:01:58 Hey, get in the goddamn car.
00:02:00 Let's have a big hand for his daughter, Sheriff Raymond Walsh.
00:02:11 [Applause]
00:02:14 The gang make it?
00:02:20 Not bad, huh?
00:02:27 [Applause]
00:02:33 You retired his jersey?
00:02:35 Who do you see in this asshole anyway?
00:02:37 He ain't so bad.
00:02:39 He ain't so good either, is he?
00:02:40 It says something about the character of my father that this town still remembers him fondly enough to give him this great honor.
00:02:47 What position do you play, Jake?
00:02:49 [Laughter]
00:02:51 Quarterback.
00:02:52 Did I say something funny?
00:02:54 Uh, ma'am, Jake is sort of famous around here.
00:02:58 Hey! Get the fuck away from my car.
00:03:00 Well, if this town knew how little I know about football, then I'd have never been elected.
00:03:04 Get the fuck back, Crip.
00:03:06 You get the fuck back.
00:03:08 Joey, leave it be.
00:03:10 You want me to take your little ass and throw you in that fucking dumpster over there?
00:03:13 Try it.
00:03:15 Fuck.
00:03:28 Get out of the car. You can get out of the car.
00:03:31 Get out of the car.
00:03:35 Get out of the way!
00:03:37 Get out of the car!
00:03:39 Get out of the fucking...
00:03:40 Hey, get out of the way!
00:03:41 Get in here.
00:03:42 Get out of the car!
00:03:43 You can get out of the car!
00:03:44 Get out of the way!
00:03:46 Get out of the car!
00:03:48 [Tires screeching]
00:03:50 Rest easy, Lieutenant Daniel.
00:04:18 [Car door slams]
00:04:20 Damn shame about Lieutenant Dan.
00:04:25 Do you know his real name?
00:04:27 I believe he was a Stinchcombe.
00:04:29 The lady said it was an older, red, sporty car.
00:04:33 Would you take care of that, please?
00:04:36 Yeah.
00:04:37 Folks, would you please get back behind the gas pumps?
00:04:40 Huh.
00:04:45 [Gunshot]
00:04:47 What the... Go get that!
00:04:51 Come on.
00:04:53 Come on.
00:05:11 [Panting]
00:05:13 Okay.
00:05:19 Okay, we have everything.
00:05:24 Um, can you see if you can locate a relative?
00:05:26 Yeah, I think that...
00:05:27 Where's the hubcap?
00:05:29 I... I put it right...
00:05:32 Check the dumpster again.
00:05:36 Look, I put it right on that table.
00:05:38 You know, when I was carrying it, it kind of twitched, like a...
00:05:42 Like a...
00:05:44 What are you saying, Poole?
00:05:45 You're gonna just walk away?
00:05:47 [Music]
00:05:52 I gotta go by JJ's.
00:05:57 Want to keep me company?
00:05:58 Um, sure.
00:06:00 Yeah, I'll come along.
00:06:01 Seriously?
00:06:03 Yeah.
00:06:04 I'll be right back.
00:06:06 Well, you asked me to write you a speech.
00:06:08 Dedicated to the proposition that being cute could get a girl through math class?
00:06:12 You were cute.
00:06:14 And I remember helping you with math.
00:06:16 You were here, what, two years?
00:06:18 Freshman year and half my sophomore year.
00:06:21 Your mom passed, what, your senior year?
00:06:24 Week after I graduated.
00:06:26 [Music]
00:06:28 All right, just pull over.
00:06:30 [Music]
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00:06:34 I forgot his birthday.
00:06:50 No, his birthday's next week.
00:06:52 So this is the day that he, uh...
00:06:59 Then it's the day that he offered me the job 20 years ago.
00:07:02 I'll wait here.
00:07:24 You big chicken.
00:07:26 [Music]
00:07:28 Look.
00:07:45 There in the tree line.
00:07:47 How anyone could kill such beautiful creatures is beyond me.
00:07:52 Some hunt to put food on the table.
00:07:55 Montel, would you get the sheriff something?
00:07:57 Sweet tea?
00:07:58 Water will be fine.
00:08:00 So, I would like you to attend a luncheon with me tomorrow.
00:08:04 Lester will be there, you know him.
00:08:06 And we have approved funds to hire a new deputy.
00:08:10 She wants to hire the black woman.
00:08:12 Who?
00:08:13 That Detroit homicide detective.
00:08:16 She's a grandmother.
00:08:18 Since when has diversity been important to Republicans?
00:08:22 It's got something to do with money. You can bet on that.
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00:08:55 Run! Run!
00:08:57 Night, Rainey.
00:09:10 Night, Paul.
00:09:11 Did somebody die here today?
00:09:18 Well, we sent him to the coroner, so I hope so.
00:09:21 You all staying out of trouble?
00:09:23 Yes, ma'am.
00:09:25 Okay.
00:09:26 Damn, I'd hit that.
00:09:30 She looks kind of like a man.
00:09:31 Your mom kind of looks like a man.
00:09:32 A couple years ago, she really looked like a dude.
00:09:35 What happened?
00:09:38 That crippled guy got run over.
00:09:41 Hey, listen to this.
00:09:50 This morning it just made a chunking sound.
00:09:53 Took me four times to get it to crank.
00:09:55 It's your starter. Eighty bucks.
00:09:57 You'll let me change it?
00:09:59 Sure. Two bolts.
00:10:00 Hey, we got a party at the barn Friday night.
00:10:03 Drop by.
00:10:05 Sure.
00:10:06 Why'd you invite the nerd boy?
00:10:09 Shut up.
00:10:11 Montel knows cars.
00:10:13 You know they only TP to popular girls.
00:10:19 Daddy's still pissed.
00:10:21 He'll get over it. Have a good night.
00:10:24 [door creaks]
00:10:27 [door closes]
00:10:29 [water running]
00:10:35 [eerie music]
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00:10:57 [eerie music]
00:10:59 [car horn honks]
00:11:26 [phone vibrates]
00:11:28 What's up, Paul?
00:11:33 Fred Stinchcombe. Army vet.
00:11:35 Lost the use of his legs in the first Iraq war.
00:11:38 Family fire hit his bradley.
00:11:40 Used to have long hair.
00:11:41 That's why everyone called him Lieutenant Dan.
00:11:43 Looked like from Forrest Gump.
00:11:45 Stay on the outside.
00:11:47 I promise.
00:11:48 [rock music]
00:11:50 [rock music]
00:11:52 Don't you want to talk or something first?
00:11:59 You know how pretty you look?
00:12:01 ♪ You're running outside of your dreams ♪
00:12:05 ♪ The vivid image last ♪
00:12:08 Hey, Chase!
00:12:10 You promised.
00:12:11 I promise. I won't do it again.
00:12:14 I promise.
00:12:16 Hey.
00:12:18 You do look pretty.
00:12:20 ♪ Your unplugged mind is on stage three ♪
00:12:26 Damn it, Lawson!
00:12:28 ♪ And you ignore these should be ♪
00:12:32 Chase, no!
00:12:34 I said no!
00:12:36 ♪ Don't make the same mistakes ♪
00:12:38 [screams]
00:12:40 ♪ Make your own ♪
00:12:43 ♪ Run to the bright side of the sun ♪
00:12:47 ♪ Just wake up ♪
00:12:50 ♪ Just wake up ♪
00:12:53 [sobs]
00:12:55 ♪ Nothing's gone ♪
00:12:57 EMT's picked him up, but the young man's cut up pretty bad.
00:13:01 [soft music]
00:13:04 ♪ ♪
00:13:06 The deputy suggested the hubcap.
00:13:09 He said, "Could it be a hubcap?"
00:13:12 You didn't see anyone?
00:13:14 I was scared.
00:13:15 You know, like, Jake was trying to--
00:13:17 But you weren't ready.
00:13:19 You're right. I told him to stop.
00:13:22 ♪ ♪
00:13:24 That's when the hubcap attacked.
00:13:26 Like--like it was trying to protect me.
00:13:29 [crickets chirping]
00:13:31 I'm gonna give you something to protect you.
00:13:33 ♪ ♪
00:13:37 Gladys, do you have copies of the resumes you sent to Jackie?
00:13:40 Oh, in the Jackie folder.
00:13:43 [papers rustling]
00:13:46 What is this one doing in the folder?
00:13:53 Oh, you told me to put all the qualified candidates--
00:13:57 I said she was overqualified.
00:14:01 She's qualified.
00:14:03 Um, I put it there.
00:14:05 That's where I thought you wanted it.
00:14:07 If you're confused about what I want or mean,
00:14:10 ask me a question.
00:14:12 [footsteps approaching]
00:14:15 Want me to talk to the quarterback, jock to jock?
00:14:22 I got this.
00:14:24 Chapman, try standing closer to the razor.
00:14:28 [liquid sloshing]
00:14:31 Maybe black or Mexican.
00:14:33 It was dark.
00:14:35 And he attacked you with?
00:14:37 I was trying to protect Sarah.
00:14:39 Doctor, do you have a report?
00:14:41 Yeah, right here.
00:14:43 Pretty severe cut on his right hand,
00:14:46 and possible nerve damage.
00:14:49 Is it your passing hand, Jake?
00:14:52 Yes, ma'am.
00:14:57 [upbeat music]
00:15:00 ♪ ♪
00:15:07 Well, did she say anything about it being a hubcap
00:15:10 before you asked her?
00:15:12 She said it was silver.
00:15:14 Silver sword, silver tire trim.
00:15:16 I might have said it.
00:15:18 It was on that table, and then it disappeared.
00:15:21 Where did it go?
00:15:24 They were on sale two for one.
00:15:27 You really think it was the hubcap?
00:15:29 Look, it pulsed in my hand.
00:15:31 Like--like--
00:15:35 All right, so now we have a 200-pound brown assailing.
00:15:39 What's gonna make you happy?
00:15:41 Chapman, run a DMV check and get a list of all older model
00:15:44 red sporty cars registered in the county.
00:15:46 What if it ain't in this county?
00:15:48 Well, we'll start here and then work our way out.
00:15:50 Poole, if you were missing a hubcap, where would you go?
00:15:54 The hubcap store in Pickens.
00:15:57 Check it out, Poole.
00:15:59 There's a possessed tire.
00:16:01 [knocking]
00:16:03 Looking for your hubcap?
00:16:06 [knocking]
00:16:09 [knocking]
00:16:11 If there's nerve damage there, then that there is a worry.
00:16:15 Any idea who attacked him?
00:16:17 Hey, you'd have to ask the police that.
00:16:19 Well, they say it was a hubcap.
00:16:22 Yeah, that girl's sheriff is investigating.
00:16:24 Yeah, that's Sheriff Lawson.
00:16:26 Jake Kennard, folks, is attacked by a hubcap,
00:16:28 and the cowboy season is in jeopardy.
00:16:30 Let's hope Sheriff Lawson's out there looking for the attacker.
00:16:33 I mean, she's a real looker.
00:16:36 She's a real pack of crackers.
00:16:38 [laughing]
00:16:40 Stupid.
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00:17:07 You ever get anybody in here looking to buy one hubcap?
00:17:11 Yeah, we sell hubcaps.
00:17:14 How about looking to buy a hubcap for an older, red, sporty car?
00:17:21 Frankie, we got anybody in here looking for a hubcap for a red sports car?
00:17:27 We had that at LeMans yesterday.
00:17:29 That's a white Pontiac.
00:17:32 What other kind of car are you looking for besides a red one?
00:17:35 Older, sporty.
00:17:39 Here's my card.
00:17:41 Give me a call if someone does come asking for one.
00:17:45 Sure.
00:17:48 Hey there, Sheriff.
00:17:52 Got your cowboy right here.
00:17:55 You like rodeo?
00:17:59 So I'm taking you to the rodeo.
00:18:01 Girls learn early how to turn down boys.
00:18:03 How to lie, you mean.
00:18:05 He's a voter.
00:18:08 I'm going to have to puzzle you about this case.
00:18:11 Why'd that girl not give it up to the quarterback?
00:18:14 Stop that. Sarah's sweet.
00:18:17 But he's the quarterback, for gosh sakes.
00:18:19 I used to count for something.
00:18:21 Barbecue for lunch?
00:18:23 I have a luncheon with JJ.
00:18:25 Two hundred ninety jobs.
00:18:28 It means $20 million for Gibson County.
00:18:32 The prison's going on land you own?
00:18:34 Several of us own the land.
00:18:35 Lester, how much do you have?
00:18:36 17 acres, give or take.
00:18:38 What are you asking of me?
00:18:40 Nothing. We just don't want you to oppose it.
00:18:43 Your daddy wanted to have the only jail in this county.
00:18:45 Your daddy was just against for-profit prisons.
00:18:48 Your daddy was the last of a dying breed.
00:18:50 Trump took 73% of this county.
00:18:52 You're smart.
00:18:54 You could be the next Republican, Sheriff.
00:18:56 Hey, I did okay running as a Democrat?
00:18:58 Sweetheart, you had sympathy on your side.
00:19:00 This county is red.
00:19:02 Wouldn't it be nice to run without any opposition?
00:19:06 What's the catch?
00:19:08 No catch, but-
00:19:10 Your daddy had a reputation for being soft on drug users.
00:19:14 Some people call them criminals, I call them constituents.
00:19:18 Sounds like daddy.
00:19:20 We have a real problem now.
00:19:22 It's not moonshine, it's meth.
00:19:24 We even have heroin in our county.
00:19:26 The prison folks just want-
00:19:27 A law enforcement friendly county.
00:19:29 What's your background?
00:19:30 I was a derivatives trader until the bottom fell out eight years ago.
00:19:34 I thought prisons.
00:19:36 Real growth industry.
00:19:38 Exactly.
00:19:39 We also need an integrated law enforcement.
00:19:41 No Ferguson's.
00:19:43 So you want me to up the drug arrest using black deputies?
00:19:46 It would also be helpful if you actually wore a gun.
00:19:49 We're rather big on the second amendment here.
00:19:52 Daddy never wore a gun.
00:19:55 Your daddy wanted us to be Mayberry.
00:19:58 Ferguson County is growing.
00:20:01 Let's grow together.
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00:21:28 [tires screeching]
00:21:29 Shit!
00:21:30 [crash]
00:21:31 [crash]
00:21:32 [crash]
00:21:33 [crash]
00:21:34 Oh, fuck that.
00:21:39 [music]
00:21:42 [music]
00:21:45 You're lucky.
00:21:46 Pulled your daddy's truck out two years ago.
00:21:48 Well, seat belts save lives.
00:21:51 Damn right they do.
00:21:53 [music]
00:21:56 Rookie mistake.
00:22:13 Not gonna catch no motorcycles on the mountain.
00:22:16 Aren't you supposed to be doing something?
00:22:18 How many red sports cars do you have on the list?
00:22:20 27 before 1990.
00:22:22 You and Poole will be able to knock those out in two days.
00:22:26 Rodeo?
00:22:28 You said it was taking you.
00:22:31 I want you two riding together today.
00:22:33 Oh, fun.
00:22:34 I'm thrilled.
00:22:36 We should hire Othello Ellis.
00:22:38 Remember that crazy SOB?
00:22:39 He's policing in Habersham now.
00:22:41 Probably that whole shit blowing up the kid.
00:22:43 No knock warrant.
00:22:44 That sucked.
00:22:45 The insurance companies just try to get the patients discharged
00:22:48 as quickly as possible.
00:22:50 Bay Hospital's the same way.
00:22:52 You're with the Army?
00:22:53 Yeah, Iraq.
00:22:54 Two tours.
00:22:55 Nice.
00:22:56 Larry, you know those are wheel covers, not hubcaps.
00:22:59 [music]
00:23:02 I told her.
00:23:03 Shut up.
00:23:05 [music]
00:23:07 I'll take this one.
00:23:16 You get the next one.
00:23:18 Well, some of the bruises are consistent with blunt trauma.
00:23:20 Some of the lacerations are consistent with a sharper object,
00:23:24 but I'd have to see the weapon to draw any firm conclusions.
00:23:26 People are making fun of me.
00:23:28 You going to be ready when the season opens, Jake?
00:23:30 I've got feeling back in all my fingers.
00:23:33 That's a good sign.
00:23:34 Right, Doc?
00:23:36 It's a great sign.
00:23:39 Boxing?
00:23:41 First rule of Fight Club.
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00:24:24 Oh, shit.
00:24:26 I'm starting to make it,
00:24:28 All that's left is decay,
00:24:31 I need my hand in my head.
00:24:51 Red day, red day, hit you hard.
00:24:58 Late at night, you were like,
00:25:01 "It took you so long."
00:25:03 "I thought I came pretty quick."
00:25:05 That's it.
00:25:12 No it ain't.
00:25:16 See, here's a 66.
00:25:18 It's got a 14 inch rim.
00:25:20 This is a 65, 13 inch rim.
00:25:22 I ain't got that.
00:25:24 Will, can you get it for me?
00:25:28 Maybe.
00:25:30 You like rodeos?
00:25:32 Maybe.
00:25:34 (music)
00:25:36 65 Ford Mustang hook cab.
00:25:55 You're too damn dumb to get a license tag number.
00:25:58 I got something even better.
00:26:01 (knocking)
00:26:04 Hi ma'am.
00:26:06 We're checking vehicle registrations
00:26:08 and there's a red Firebird registered to this address.
00:26:11 We're separated.
00:26:13 That's right.
00:26:14 How fast does your daddy let you go?
00:26:16 He's on the moon.
00:26:17 He's an astronaut.
00:26:19 I have no idea where he's at.
00:26:21 No idea?
00:26:22 Maybe Colorado.
00:26:24 That's where his girlfriend's at.
00:26:30 Can you do me a favor?
00:26:33 We're looking for a hubcap.
00:26:35 So you see one, you let me know, okay?
00:26:37 What's a hubcap?
00:26:39 It's a shiny thing.
00:26:40 Kind of like a big plane.
00:26:42 I saw a shiny thing.
00:26:43 You did? You saw a shiny thing?
00:26:45 It was rolling.
00:26:47 It was?
00:26:49 Where was it rolling at?
00:26:51 That way.
00:26:52 It went that way.
00:26:53 We got the lead from hubcap store in Pickens.
00:26:56 Lieutenant Dan reincarnated himself and came back as a hubcap.
00:27:01 An inanimate object is spirit possession.
00:27:04 Reincarnation is when you come back as another living thing.
00:27:08 Like an eagle.
00:27:10 That's how I'd like to come back.
00:27:12 You can see through girls' windows.
00:27:14 That's what you would do.
00:27:15 Come back as some peeping tom owl or something.
00:27:18 I'd come back as a bonobo.
00:27:20 Bono what?
00:27:22 Bonobo.
00:27:23 It's an ape.
00:27:24 They just lie around having sex all day long.
00:27:30 Right.
00:27:31 Seriously.
00:27:32 A female bonobo has a man's sex drive.
00:27:36 They'll screw anything.
00:27:40 Bonobo.
00:27:42 Bonobo.
00:27:50 The last time you borrowed it, you didn't put gas in it.
00:27:54 Well, you said you would.
00:27:57 You got a girl looking for a hubcap?
00:28:07 Yep.
00:28:09 You know the color of the car?
00:28:11 Nope.
00:28:12 You get her license number?
00:28:13 Frankie got her phone number.
00:28:16 Let's call her up and ask her the color of the car then.
00:28:19 Why would I do that?
00:28:22 What's your name?
00:28:23 Frankie?
00:28:25 I did ask her to the rodeo.
00:28:28 Can you...
00:28:32 I got another call.
00:28:34 Hello?
00:28:38 Hey, can't wait for the rodeo.
00:28:41 Who is this?
00:28:42 Frankie from the store, the hubcap store.
00:28:45 I'm on the other line.
00:28:47 Okay, right.
00:28:49 What was the color of that car with the missing hubcap?
00:28:52 It's white.
00:28:54 Why?
00:28:56 White?
00:28:58 I had a real nice policeman come in here earlier asking about a red car with a missing hubcap.
00:29:04 Well, this one's white.
00:29:09 You call me back.
00:29:11 Oh, just a sec.
00:29:13 Bull riding, it gets me all worked up.
00:29:17 Real passionate and shit.
00:29:19 Does that scare you?
00:29:21 No.
00:29:23 Good, good. I like that.
00:29:26 How worked up do you get?
00:29:30 Hey, hon, I'll call you back.
00:29:41 I greased up those skids real nice for you, Frankie.
00:29:44 All yours.
00:29:46 I'm not an idiot.
00:29:48 I told him your car was white.
00:29:51 Yeah.
00:29:53 Charlie 1-5, Charlie 1-5, this is Charlie 1-6.
00:30:04 We have an explosion. Multiple casualties. Over.
00:30:07 No!
00:30:09 Charlie 1-6, this is Charlie 1-6.
00:30:12 We have an explosion. Multiple casualties. Over.
00:30:15 No!
00:30:17 Charlie 1-6, this is Charlie 1-6.
00:30:20 We have an explosion. Multiple casualties. Over.
00:30:23 No!
00:30:25 Charlie 1-6, this is Charlie 1-6.
00:30:28 We have an explosion. Multiple casualties. Over.
00:30:31 No!
00:30:34 No!
00:30:36 Where'd you sleep at last night?
00:30:38 Baby.
00:30:39 Stay out. You ain't coming in here.
00:30:41 You stayed out all night.
00:30:43 You could stay out all day, too.
00:30:45 That's my damn trailer.
00:30:47 That's your damn truck.
00:30:49 You could stay in it until you decide you want to come home and stay with me.
00:30:52 Baby.
00:30:54 Stay out.
00:30:56 What the fuck up, mama?
00:30:58 I'm not gonna let you in here.
00:31:00 Stay out.
00:31:02 What the fuck up, mama?
00:31:04 Jesus.
00:31:06 Get off me.
00:31:10 Jesus.
00:31:29 It was a hubcap.
00:31:58 Hey, all in.
00:32:01 Might as well stay
00:32:06 The while
00:32:09 Here with me
00:32:13 Where the breeze blows
00:32:23 What's going on?
00:32:39 Nothing.
00:32:42 Nothing.
00:32:44 Stay now
00:32:47 Time will shorten
00:32:56 But then we dream
00:33:08 Wake us, scream out loud
00:33:14 Leaving heaps of home
00:33:18 Hates around us all
00:33:22 Should have, might as well
00:33:26 Would good have, ought to tell
00:33:30 Face this face to face
00:33:35 Be a quiet face
00:33:39 Hold me tight and still
00:33:44 Tight and still
00:33:48 The police are looking for you. You're done.
00:33:53 It's over.
00:33:57 You do not need to get your fucking bowling ball.
00:34:04 How do you know Tommy Douglas?
00:34:06 We played football together.
00:34:08 He's got a few priors on his record for some small shit.
00:34:11 Pretty much a downhill skid since high school.
00:34:14 I know his sister real well.
00:34:17 Spare me the details.
00:34:19 I'd like to know your details.
00:34:21 We have nothing in common.
00:34:23 We've got blues in common. You're hot, I'm hot.
00:34:25 And we're both single.
00:34:27 You work for me.
00:34:29 It's kind of a turn on.
00:34:32 (Bowling ball hits the ground)
00:34:34 And it just waved and I waved back.
00:34:47 But I didn't mean for it to kill my husband.
00:34:50 I loved him.
00:34:52 We have a killer hubcap on the loose in Gibson County, Georgia.
00:34:59 I can't make this stuff up.
00:35:01 Yeah, I know right?
00:35:04 It's Georgia.
00:35:06 Helen goes on for three minutes about the Gibson killer hubcap.
00:35:11 I've gotten phone calls from three Atlanta news stations.
00:35:14 Well, she's been hospitalized six times as a domestic violence victim.
00:35:18 Okay, so she killed her husband.
00:35:21 Sweetie, we've got a PR problem.
00:35:23 I want to get ahead of this story, alright?
00:35:25 Let's call a press conference.
00:35:27 Well, it seems like a great place to raise grandchildren.
00:35:31 And we have a pretty tight budget with tax revenues down.
00:35:34 I'll most likely take any offer.
00:35:36 It's a very small forage site.
00:35:38 Is this the lady we're hiring?
00:35:40 Gladys, did the offer go out?
00:35:42 I called her. She accepted.
00:35:44 Hot damn, we've got to be all politically correct now?
00:35:47 We're having a wetback too?
00:35:49 Cut the racial slurs, Chapman.
00:35:51 I'd like you to work tonight.
00:35:54 [rock music]
00:35:57 [tires screech]
00:36:08 Shit!
00:36:12 Watch the fucking road!
00:36:14 Check it out!
00:36:17 [rock music]
00:36:19 [car door opens]
00:36:21 Hey, son.
00:36:44 Hey, Charles.
00:36:46 Been drinking?
00:36:49 Couple of beers.
00:36:51 Sheriff asked me to pull you over. You know why?
00:36:55 I ain't seen her in, hell, 15 years.
00:36:59 Took her to the prom.
00:37:03 You took her to prom?
00:37:05 Senior year. She was a freshman.
00:37:08 Popped that cherry.
00:37:10 No.
00:37:12 Nothing like that.
00:37:14 You got something. I know you did.
00:37:16 Nothing. I didn't even kiss her.
00:37:19 No kiss?
00:37:20 No kiss.
00:37:21 Maybe that's why she's got a hard-on for you then.
00:37:24 Well, I'm just going to write you up a ticket for having no seatbelt,
00:37:28 so she knows I've been doing my job.
00:37:30 You could.
00:37:32 But then you'd miss that car with the bad tail light.
00:37:35 [rock music]
00:37:37 ♪ You know it's so damn easy for you to say ♪
00:37:40 Larry, stop. Larry, stop.
00:37:42 ♪ Yeah, you're one who's ♪
00:37:45 ♪ One who's walking away ♪
00:37:48 ♪ While I stand here holding on too tight ♪
00:37:52 License and registration?
00:37:57 Yes, sir.
00:37:59 Larry, the truck. Larry, stay on the call.
00:38:11 Shut up.
00:38:14 Don't open the truck.
00:38:16 Dumbass.
00:38:18 Did I tell you to get out the vehicle?
00:38:20 Officer, I just wanted to tell you I--
00:38:22 I know that I have a tail light out.
00:38:24 You've been knowingly operating an unsafe vehicle.
00:38:27 I was just trying to help.
00:38:29 You want to help? Open up that trunk then.
00:38:32 Don't open the fuck-- He's opening the fuck it trunk.
00:38:37 Kids stealing Hubcaps?
00:38:40 No, sir. We're collecting them.
00:38:43 It's a football thing. You know the story about the--
00:38:46 I know the story.
00:38:48 You let him take the beer?
00:38:54 Shut the fuck up. He didn't take your weed.
00:38:57 Do you believe Jesus is God?
00:39:07 Yeah.
00:39:09 Well, he wasn't not before the Council of Messiah.
00:39:12 We should lose our virginity together.
00:39:14 Tonight.
00:39:16 You don't believe in God.
00:39:18 I don't believe in flying Hubcaps.
00:39:20 I saw the Hubcap.
00:39:22 I've got protection.
00:39:24 So do I.
00:39:30 [car engine]
00:39:32 What's up, fuckers?
00:39:45 Where's the beer, Kropp?
00:39:53 Kropp's lifted two cases, but they didn't get Kropp's weed.
00:39:56 Fucking Kropp suck.
00:39:58 Kropp, go get your weed.
00:40:01 People will smoke it all.
00:40:03 Don't be a bitch, Kroppers.
00:40:05 How about a little sugar?
00:40:12 How about a little weed?
00:40:14 I feel it.
00:40:16 You're not exactly my type.
00:40:18 I'm not your type, but you'll smoke my weed?
00:40:21 That's exactly right.
00:40:23 I know what you want.
00:40:25 Keep your fucking pie.
00:40:27 Fuck you, get off me.
00:40:29 Don't be a bitch.
00:40:31 Fucking cock suck.
00:40:33 Teasing ass bitch.
00:40:35 [gunshot]
00:40:39 [gunshot]
00:40:41 You seriously need to go to the hospital.
00:40:53 He does this fuck.
00:40:55 He's the hook guy.
00:40:57 Fucking hook guy.
00:40:59 I had to tell people.
00:41:01 It's Lieutenant Dan's spirit seeking revenge.
00:41:05 Really.
00:41:08 This is Bev Tyler.
00:41:21 I just had a homicide detective.
00:41:23 I heard killer Huff Cap on the loose,
00:41:25 searching for vengeance, attacks local football hero,
00:41:28 then kills a man?
00:41:30 Community in terror.
00:41:32 How'd you get that story?
00:41:34 I have my sources.
00:41:36 [phone rings]
00:41:37 Reminder, rodeo's tonight.
00:41:39 Rodeo?
00:41:40 Entertainment's pretty limited in Gibson County.
00:41:42 Sounds like fun to me.
00:41:44 Now my sheriff's got a hard on for Tommy Douglas.
00:41:47 Yeah?
00:41:49 He adopted Cherry.
00:41:51 Right.
00:41:52 He took her to prom.
00:41:53 She was a freshman.
00:41:55 I bet.
00:41:57 This is the hospital.
00:42:00 They've got a boy down there that's been attacked by a Huff Cap.
00:42:04 [gunshot]
00:42:08 [gunshot]
00:42:12 He hit his face on the trunk latch,
00:42:14 and that could account for all the damage.
00:42:16 The Huff Cap attacked him and caused him to fall.
00:42:19 Right.
00:42:20 Yeah, that's the story,
00:42:21 but just like our quarterback, he's starting to back off a bit.
00:42:24 Please.
00:42:26 Tell me what happened.
00:42:41 A little alcohol involved?
00:42:43 Not much.
00:42:44 I'm happy he took all of our beer.
00:42:46 Who took your beer?
00:42:48 Chapman.
00:42:50 Can we see Mike?
00:42:51 We call him Groffy.
00:42:53 Groff.
00:42:54 He's a little out of it.
00:42:55 We just gave him a sedative.
00:42:57 All right, I'd like to hear a little bit more about the beer that was taken.
00:43:00 It was the Huff Cap, wasn't it?
00:43:07 It was the Huff Cap.
00:43:10 [music]
00:43:13 [music]
00:43:16 [music]
00:43:18 ♪
00:43:23 ♪
00:43:25 Well I woke up this morning, what do you think I saw?
00:43:29 Saw my baby, she's walking out of my back door
00:43:33 said come back here baby tell me where have you been?
00:43:37 said I've been round, messing round with all of your friends
00:43:41 so I backed my back and I walked on down the road
00:43:45 ♪
00:43:50 Turn around, I ain't turning around no more
00:43:54 ♪
00:43:58 down the road, ain't coming back again
00:44:02 ♪
00:44:05 Gentlemen here tonight I've got a question for you
00:44:08 Are you proud of your hometown heroes?
00:44:11 Are you proud of the men and women that served this great country?
00:44:14 [applause]
00:44:18 Oh and it's time to get battering on live as we get ready to kick things off
00:44:23 Is that bronc runs around here, oh!
00:44:27 It's alright, it's alright
00:44:31 That's just what a horse looks like when he's laying down
00:44:33 When does the bull riding start?
00:44:35 It's about 30 minutes
00:44:37 The winningest cowboy this season
00:44:39 [applause]
00:44:43 We're back home in Georgia, home of the Bulldogs
00:44:51 I gotta go pee pee
00:44:53 Say, we have to use the restroom
00:44:55 Okay, I'll take him
00:44:57 Now if you know what, we're close enough yet
00:44:59 I feel the need to ask if we have any techies
00:45:03 Any tech fans in the house?
00:45:05 [cheering]
00:45:07 Nerds
00:45:09 Thumbs up
00:45:11 Hey dude, I'm gonna tell you something about a great...
00:45:13 Same shirt, same western wear
00:45:15 Walmart, $8
00:45:17 [laughs]
00:45:19 ♪
00:45:31 ♪
00:45:51 ♪
00:46:20 You wanna join Monica and me at church on Sunday?
00:46:22 What's the sermon?
00:46:24 The sermon is, you can't get re-elected by being both a democrat and not attending church
00:46:29 ♪
00:46:35 See those cowboys? They're checking you out of the night
00:46:38 ♪
00:46:41 She's my dance partner
00:46:43 ♪
00:47:03 ♪
00:47:32 ♪
00:47:39 Old boyfriend?
00:47:41 ♪
00:47:56 What was that?
00:47:58 ♪
00:48:14 She's so sexy
00:48:16 ♪
00:48:24 Hey, you two step
00:48:26 ♪
00:48:36 ♪
00:48:46 ♪
00:49:11 Cowboys are just testosterone buckets and chips
00:49:15 Like, that's a bad thing?
00:49:17 This was fun, thanks for inviting me
00:49:23 So good to see you
00:49:25 You too
00:49:27 Bye
00:49:29 ♪
00:49:31 So you can do that? Yeah
00:49:33 Hey, hey, hey, don't be in such a hurry
00:49:35 Thanks for the dance
00:49:37 Oh, you're a hot number
00:49:40 You have my arm
00:49:42 You got some guns too, little woman
00:49:44 Take your hand off my arm
00:49:47 Hey, I just wanna talk
00:49:49 If you don't take your hand off my arm in three seconds, I will arrest you
00:49:54 Three
00:49:56 Two
00:49:58 ♪
00:50:05 ♪
00:50:10 Are you gonna disappoint me?
00:50:17 Probably
00:50:32 I created you a logon in Windows
00:50:35 I have to share a computer?
00:50:37 Yeah, with the deputies
00:50:39 Unless you wanna buy your own
00:50:41 Sheriff will be in soon
00:50:45 You want some cake?
00:50:49 She's been making that cake for over 20 years
00:50:52 Let me guess, she lives at the top of the mountain
00:50:57 Yep
00:50:59 What a power play
00:51:02 Everyone has to climb the mountain and bow before the county queen
00:51:07 She's not all bad
00:51:09 [laughs]
00:51:11 ♪
00:51:13 Wow
00:51:15 ♪
00:51:33 Hi
00:51:34 Beverly, this is Jackie James, chairman of the county commission
00:51:37 Beverly
00:51:38 I am so pleased to meet you
00:51:39 Just Bev, please
00:51:41 Ditto here
00:51:42 I'm just JJ, especially if I'm being talked about behind my back
00:51:44 I will try to remember that when talking behind your back, JJ
00:51:47 [laughs]
00:51:49 I like this lady
00:51:51 We're expecting big things out of you
00:51:53 The hair is absolutely gorgeous
00:51:55 Oh, is it?
00:51:56 Thank you
00:51:57 You know, there's a law here against black people living above 3,000 feet
00:52:00 Enjoy the view while you can
00:52:02 Sheriff Lawson, Gibson County is the smallest county in Georgia
00:52:07 Oh
00:52:08 No, actually, we are the second smallest
00:52:10 There's a smaller one down in South Georgia
00:52:12 And by the time the next census rolls around, I believe we will not even be in the bottom five
00:52:17 We just continue to grow as more people find out what a beautiful secret we have up here in the North Georgia mountains
00:52:23 Hmm
00:52:24 Sheriff Lawson, would you address the reports of a killer hubcap?
00:52:28 Yeah, I can't comment on that right now
00:52:30 It's actually an ongoing investigation
00:52:32 I understand that someone actually picked up the story on Tumblr and made a cartoon about it
00:52:36 Did you see it?
00:52:37 I did
00:52:38 It was pretty funny
00:52:39 Over four million views
00:52:40 Well, it's understandable that some people like to make fun of us mountain folk
00:52:45 When did you see that?
00:52:47 Black people on display
00:52:53 Say what?
00:52:55 Me and the DEA agent
00:52:58 Just black folks on display
00:53:01 Standing there, shifting and smiling
00:53:04 Don't complain
00:53:08 It's the reason you have a job
00:53:10 Really?
00:53:11 So my 20 years in homicide didn't get me the job?
00:53:15 I shouldn't say anything
00:53:17 But you did, so go on
00:53:19 Can we do this later?
00:53:23 Sure
00:53:25 You're the boss
00:53:27 I thought you were very poised, very professional
00:53:30 Yeah, well, Bev thinks I should have worn my gun
00:53:32 Yeah, but you didn't ask me
00:53:34 What is it, Chapman?
00:53:36 Nothing
00:53:37 I'm asking your opinion
00:53:39 Damn, Rani
00:53:41 She made you her bitch
00:53:43 Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:53:44 You can't let her steal the spotlight like that
00:53:45 It's just not necessary
00:53:46 You gotta stand up for yourself
00:53:47 That's harsh
00:53:48 No, Chapman's right
00:53:51 JJ's a slick talker
00:53:53 Mm-hmm
00:53:54 Hey, I want those two cases of beer turned into impound
00:53:57 Yeah, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about
00:54:01 (Chuckles)
00:54:02 Gibson is the only county in my district
00:54:09 with zero cooperative drug busts
00:54:12 Gibson County is poised to make history
00:54:14 Whether it's Jackie James, current chairperson of the County Commission
00:54:18 or the daughter of deceased Sheriff Lawson
00:54:21 Gibson County will have Georgia's first female sheriff
00:54:24 Do you want to get a ticket of my age for crossing the guard?
00:54:27 Would you like folks to drive, say?
00:54:29 While it's true I haven't held elected office
00:54:32 I have entered buildings with bad guys intending to kill me
00:54:35 Some folks may find that a more important qualification
00:54:38 You're only 30 years old
00:54:40 Any desire to start a family?
00:54:43 Right now I'm trying to win an election
00:54:45 And I'm seeking support from my constituents
00:54:48 Especially those Gibson County cowboys
00:54:50 Rani Lawson, waiting for their right cowboy to come along
00:54:55 (Chuckles)
00:54:56 I look forward to working with you, Sheriff
00:54:58 You like chocolate cake?
00:54:59 No ma'am
00:55:00 Poole said you had a date with a cowboy on Saturday
00:55:05 Poole?
00:55:07 Remind me to discuss the importance of discretion at your next work review
00:55:11 I never know what to say
00:55:13 It's, um, this thing with Tommy Douglas
00:55:20 You know Chapman played Baldwin, right?
00:55:22 So?
00:55:26 Maybe I should just forget about it
00:55:28 What did Chapman say?
00:55:30 Tommy claims to have taken your virginity in high school
00:55:35 Well that's not true
00:55:37 I didn't think so
00:55:39 So Tommy Douglas said that?
00:55:42 Agent Morris!
00:55:45 Say I do have something
00:55:49 How fast does your team move?
00:55:51 I can move in 24 hours
00:55:53 Can we make it tomorrow morning?
00:55:56 You know, you know what?
00:55:58 It is none of your damn business who I might go to the rodeo with in the first place
00:56:03 We are not together!
00:56:05 No
00:56:09 No, I
00:56:11 (Sighs)
00:56:13 No, I did not
00:56:15 Fuck him
00:56:16 Don't you, you better not
00:56:18 Fuck you!
00:56:20 You're the bitch!
00:56:21 Fuck
00:56:23 Fuck
00:56:24 You know what?
00:56:29 You come right on by
00:56:33 I got a gun too, bitch!
00:56:35 Put that on
00:56:48 (Music)
00:57:16 Yeah, well I don't like the cowboy crap either but you got a role to play
00:57:20 Yeah, well this is so unnecessary
00:57:22 Don't give me that mayberry, we'll just do what the man do
00:57:25 Tommy Douglas?
00:57:45 Sheriff
00:57:46 You probably don't remember me
00:57:48 Watermelon hair, I remember that smell
00:57:51 I voted for you
00:57:53 Oh, I appreciate that
00:57:55 Can you come down the steps for a second?
00:57:58 So what do you know about that shed back behind your house?
00:58:07 What shed?
00:58:10 You go back in the woods a ways, there's an old shed
00:58:14 That ain't on my property
00:58:16 My property ends right at the fence
00:58:19 Glad to hear it
00:58:21 So who does own that property?
00:58:23 That'd be Dan Pendley
00:58:25 You gotta go way around Three Mile Road
00:58:28 He says his property ends at the fence
00:58:31 The plot says it goes back 300 feet
00:58:34 Deputy says your property goes back there a ways
00:58:37 Does it?
00:58:39 Hey Christine!
00:58:40 We own some of the woods back there
00:58:43 What's in there?
00:58:44 We have a warrant
00:58:47 What will we find Tommy?
00:58:49 And while the rights remain silent, we'll do your rights
00:58:56 Fire!
00:59:04 Get off me!
00:59:10 Get the fuck back!
00:59:11 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
00:59:13 In the books it's a felony
00:59:17 You got your second for possession with intent to sell
00:59:20 I had no idea what was in that car
00:59:23 Georgia Street strikes in your out state
00:59:26 You're facing 25 years
00:59:29 Minimum 80% served
00:59:32 You'll be 55 before you see daylight
00:59:35 Your little girl will be grown and married
00:59:38 I don't have anything
00:59:41 Okay, listen, listen
00:59:43 What was in that shit?
00:59:47 Pot, mushroom
00:59:50 Look, my little girl
00:59:52 She has seizures
00:59:55 What if someone was, uh
00:59:57 Someone was trying to help her
00:59:59 Misdemeanor, maybe?
01:00:01 You gotta give me something
01:00:09 (sighs)
01:00:10 Alright
01:00:13 You know that woman across the street
01:00:18 Said her husband was murdered by a hubcap?
01:00:21 You know the killer?
01:00:23 I seen the hubcap
01:00:31 In the woods
01:00:36 I think it's still hanging around there
01:00:38 You get your AARP card in prison
01:00:54 Remember I tried to help
01:00:56 Okay
01:00:58 Well, you have a broken rib
01:01:05 And that's gonna need some stitches
01:01:07 Uh, should be okay
01:01:10 That, uh, military wound?
01:01:13 Iraq
01:01:15 I have a colleague in Atlanta
01:01:17 Does wonders with reconstructive surgery
01:01:19 A share of salary, I'll be living with the scars
01:01:21 Mind if I take a picture of it, Senator?
01:01:23 Shows me favor
01:01:25 Knock yourself out
01:01:28 Thanks
01:01:35 (footsteps)
01:01:36 My daughter fell for that trick
01:01:39 Her boobs are all over the internet
01:01:41 He's a doctor
01:01:43 Right, he played with them for five minutes
01:01:46 Have you ever had a breast exam?
01:01:48 Asking you all about the hubcap attack?
01:01:50 Hmm, I know when a man has got it for a woman
01:01:54 Are you cynical about everything?
01:01:57 I am a realist
01:01:59 I mean, for a white girl, you're very pretty
01:02:03 For a white girl?
01:02:04 Well, the most beautiful women are women of color
01:02:07 Bullshit
01:02:09 Jennifer Lawrence
01:02:11 Please, Halle Berry
01:02:13 Taylor Swift
01:02:15 Beyoncé
01:02:16 Okay, now you sound like Kanye
01:02:18 Safiya Larun
01:02:22 Bingo, make my point for me
01:02:24 Woman of color
01:02:26 She's white
01:02:28 No, you're white
01:02:29 She's Italian
01:02:30 The Moors invaded Italy
01:02:32 Any black jeans in the pool
01:02:33 Woman of color
01:02:35 I didn't make the rules
01:02:37 (laughs)
01:02:39 That's ridiculous
01:02:43 20 years for pot?
01:02:46 It's his third strike
01:02:50 It's just my rib, Paul, I'll be fine
01:02:57 Sheriff Lawson wrecked
01:02:59 What happened to the car?
01:03:01 At the body shop
01:03:02 You know, Sheriff was lucky
01:03:04 Not like her daddy
01:03:06 Rainey wrecked her car?
01:03:07 I was talking about two years ago
01:03:09 The other Sheriff Lawson
01:03:11 Oh, he wrecked the truck
01:03:12 Well, what happened to the truck?
01:03:14 You want to see the report?
01:03:17 That'd be great
01:03:20 (music)
01:03:21 Oh, I'm close
01:03:34 (music)
01:03:35 What the fuck?
01:03:50 You have a hole in your roof
01:03:52 Just keep going, just keep going
01:03:54 (music)
01:03:57 (moaning)
01:03:58 (screaming)
01:04:04 We're going to my place
01:04:10 Get your stuff
01:04:12 (music)
01:04:15 (smack)
01:04:16 (smack)
01:04:35 (smack)
01:04:36 What the fuck?
01:05:00 Are you...
01:05:03 Oh, fuck me
01:05:04 (laughing)
01:05:05 (music)
01:05:07 (smack)
01:05:21 When I get shot
01:05:22 I usually take a week off
01:05:23 Just so you know
01:05:24 Speaking of shots
01:05:27 Was your daddy a big drinker?
01:05:28 My dad?
01:05:30 I was just wondering
01:05:31 What made him run off the road
01:05:33 Look Bev
01:05:34 Let's get one thing clear
01:05:35 You work for me
01:05:37 Not JJ
01:05:38 JJ wants you to look into
01:05:40 Daddy's drinking
01:05:41 No, no, no
01:05:42 It's not like that
01:05:43 Do you know why you're here?
01:05:44 Because you can't drive
01:05:45 I can drive
01:05:47 Come on, I can drive
01:05:48 Why am I here?
01:05:49 Forget it
01:05:51 I want to understand
01:05:52 Why was I hired?
01:05:54 There has never been
01:05:57 A black cop in Gibson County
01:05:59 Not ever
01:06:01 So you're saying I'm a token
01:06:02 No
01:06:03 I'm saying you're here
01:06:04 To make it easier
01:06:05 For JJ to defeat me
01:06:06 If I don't do what she wants
01:06:07 And toe the line
01:06:08 Because then I'm the sheriff
01:06:09 That hired a black cop
01:06:10 Seriously
01:06:13 This is the whitest county in Georgia
01:06:16 Just FYI
01:06:18 By the way
01:06:22 That red sporty car
01:06:24 It's a pony cop
01:06:25 I showed her several pictures
01:06:27 And she's pretty sure
01:06:28 It's a Mustang
01:06:32 That's good work, detective
01:06:33 It's what I do
01:06:37 If you didn't witness the crime
01:06:39 It'll be hard to arrest him
01:06:41 My suggestion is that
01:06:43 You get a restraining order
01:06:44 Then if you ever see him
01:06:46 On the property
01:06:47 We can arrest him
01:06:48 Okay
01:06:49 Now you have to do that
01:06:51 At the station
01:06:52 I can take you
01:06:54 I'm sorry
01:06:56 I'm sorry
01:06:57 I'm sorry
01:06:59 I'm sorry
01:07:01 I'm sorry
01:07:03 I'm sorry
01:07:05 I'm sorry
01:07:07 I'm sorry
01:07:09 I'm sorry
01:07:11 I'm sorry
01:07:13 I'm sorry
01:07:15 I'm sorry
01:07:17 I'm sorry
01:07:19 I'm sorry
01:07:21 I'm sorry
01:07:23 I'm sorry
01:07:25 I'm sorry
01:07:27 I'm sorry
01:07:55 It's a
01:07:56 Part of the training
01:07:58 Random
01:08:01 Search for compliance
01:08:03 It's a homeland security regulation
01:08:06 Okay
01:08:08 But in 20 years
01:08:10 Not one wife has been
01:08:11 Convicted of murdering her husband
01:08:13 Well we have a county full
01:08:15 Of loving wives
01:08:16 Perhaps
01:08:18 But statistically
01:08:19 Probably two or three
01:08:20 Got away with it
01:08:21 Are you planning on opening
01:08:23 Cold case files?
01:08:24 Oh I love cold case work
01:08:25 Like your daddy's case
01:08:28 You never told me that
01:08:30 Miss Jackie James
01:08:31 Was running for sheriff
01:08:32 Against him
01:08:33 So?
01:08:35 Well what are the odds
01:08:36 That a sheriff running for office
01:08:38 Gets killed right under
01:08:39 His opponent's house?
01:08:40 It was ruled an accident
01:08:41 By who?
01:08:43 The coroner
01:08:45 The DA
01:08:46 Friends of Miss James
01:08:47 But
01:08:50 JJ's not going to kill anyone
01:08:51 To get elected
01:08:53 And you know this how?
01:08:54 I always wondered about that myself
01:08:57 Exactly
01:08:59 Got ladies to give
01:09:03 A restraining order
01:09:04 Let's see
01:09:06 I'll just take a few minutes
01:09:07 You're the rodeo girl
01:09:10 Are you a police officer?
01:09:13 Little lady
01:09:15 You're looking at the sheriff
01:09:16 At Gibson Camp
01:09:17 And that's his mom's address
01:09:19 But that's where he's at
01:09:22 That's close
01:09:23 I'll run by and serve him
01:09:24 So you can sleep tonight
01:09:25 You don't look old enough
01:09:29 To be sheriff
01:09:30 I'm older than I look
01:09:31 I actually did eight years
01:09:33 In the army
01:09:34 So you're like
01:09:36 What, twenty-eight?
01:09:37 Thirty-two
01:09:39 I'm twenty-three
01:09:41 My daddy taught me how to shoot
01:09:43 Maybe I could join the army
01:09:46 You married?
01:09:50 Nope
01:09:51 Boyfriend
01:09:54 It's been a while
01:09:57 Since I've had a
01:09:58 Romantic partner
01:10:00 Yeah, I bet I had
01:10:04 More partners than you
01:10:05 Oh fathers
01:10:07 Let's go down
01:10:08 Let's go down
01:10:10 Don't you wanna go down
01:10:12 Oh fathers
01:10:14 Let's go down
01:10:15 Down in the valley
01:10:17 Down in the valley
01:10:19 Down in the river
01:10:20 To pray
01:10:21 Last night went down
01:10:24 In the river to pray
01:10:26 Studying about that
01:10:28 Good old way
01:10:30 And you shall wear
01:10:32 A robe and crown
01:10:34 Good Lord
01:10:35 Show me the way
01:10:36 Oh fathers
01:10:39 Let's go down
01:10:41 Let's go down
01:10:43 Don't you wanna go down
01:10:45 Oh fathers
01:10:48 Let's go down
01:10:49 Down in the river to pray
01:10:52 Down in the river to pray
01:10:55 Down in the river to
01:10:58 Pray
01:11:06 Hey
01:11:09 Hey
01:11:11 Gladys
01:11:27 This is Earl, Sheriff
01:11:29 Gladys, step out
01:11:30 Okay, I think I found the car
01:11:32 766 Old Possum Trail
01:11:34 I'm gonna need backup
01:11:36 Roger
01:11:38 [Music]
01:11:40 Stay still
01:11:51 This won't go again
01:11:56 And I'm gonna promise you
01:12:06 That you won't be the
01:12:08 [Scream]
01:12:10 Doll in your head
01:12:16 At least that's what she said
01:12:20 Stay still she said
01:12:27 This won't go again
01:12:31 The hubcap
01:12:33 The hubcap killed him
01:12:35 [Music]
01:12:36 Okay
01:12:38 We gotta call it in
01:12:45 Well we could do that
01:12:48 Or maybe
01:12:51 I just got here
01:12:52 And you were never here
01:12:54 Chapman's on his way
01:13:00 [Music]
01:13:02 Are you waiting
01:13:15 On someone new
01:13:19 Cause I can't
01:13:24 Go on
01:13:26 Without you
01:13:29 I have
01:13:30 So now I'm
01:13:35 Pacing
01:13:37 In this square
01:13:40 My soul is
01:13:46 Screaming
01:13:48 Hands reaching for the air
01:13:52 Don't die on me, Corporal
01:13:55 I'm sorry, boss
01:13:57 [Music]
01:13:58 Do I have the will to feel again
01:14:19 Pulling all the strength before I can
01:14:22 When I go from start to finish
01:14:25 Ravages became the many
01:14:27 And it
01:14:29 Changes me
01:14:31 Lawson, get up
01:14:33 Let's go, Lawson, you're not hurt
01:14:35 [Music]
01:14:37 Lawson, let's go
01:14:39 It takes control
01:14:41 And it starts to take
01:14:43 A hold of me, a hold of me, a hold of me
01:14:47 A hold of me
01:14:49 [Music]
01:14:52 [Music]
01:14:53 Hey, uh
01:14:58 Yeah
01:15:00 Chapman called me
01:15:02 So I wanted to come by and see if you still had the hubcap
01:15:05 Hey there
01:15:11 Glad to meet you
01:15:13 One wag if you can hear me
01:15:16 Two wags if not
01:15:20 The fair has moved on
01:15:21 But do hubcap sleep?
01:15:24 Well, you want to sleep a while
01:15:32 Alright, well, see I got this
01:15:34 Makes it comfortable here
01:15:36 Can I use the towel?
01:15:39 See, you deserve
01:15:42 A really nice rest
01:15:44 Okay
01:15:46 So here we go
01:15:49 [Music]
01:15:50 Are you keeping a prisoner?
01:15:53 Not me, but your hubcap
01:15:55 What else are we going to do with it?
01:15:58 Hey boss, you look rough
01:16:02 I didn't sleep well
01:16:04 A bullet in the back will do that to you
01:16:06 My case, Bev's trying to steal it
01:16:09 I thought you preferred the cold case files
01:16:11 Cold, hot, warm, I like it
01:16:13 Found it on the victim's car
01:16:16 One hubcap was already missing
01:16:18 Dr. Adams will be by after work to examine the hubcap
01:16:20 Why?
01:16:22 To determine if the wound is consistent with the weapon
01:16:24 Perfect opportunity for that handsome Dr. Adams
01:16:26 To suggest drinks, dinner, whatever
01:16:29 Dinner?
01:16:32 Yeah
01:16:34 She's scheming, boss
01:16:36 Okay, well, let's plan on Chapman handling this investigation
01:16:39 But I'm interested in your ideas from yesterday
01:16:41 Regarding Daddy
01:16:43 You want me to look into that?
01:16:45 Yeah, see what you can do
01:16:47 See what you can dig up
01:16:48 Junior Shavers?
01:17:02 Morning, ladies
01:17:05 Under oath, I would have to admit the truth
01:17:11 You don't have to admit to nothing
01:17:13 My suggestion is to plea this down so it doesn't go to trial
01:17:16 Seriously?
01:17:17 You just gonna let Tommy Douglas walk?
01:17:19 It was an illegal search
01:17:21 JJ ain't gonna like this
01:17:23 What are you doing here?
01:17:29 I was talking to Junior Shavers
01:17:31 Told you about his car?
01:17:33 Guess what? He didn't bring it to the police impound until the next day
01:17:36 Know why?
01:17:39 Because his wife had dinner ready?
01:17:41 No, that's what he said
01:17:44 Did you know he was JJ's nephew?
01:17:46 Well, every one of those county contracts is related
01:17:48 I'm going home
01:17:50 Oh, no, no, no, no
01:17:52 You have to go to the police station
01:17:54 Dr. Dreamy's coming by at 5.30 to look at the huff kit
01:17:59 Yes
01:18:03 I mean, these sharp tabs here could account for the lacerations
01:18:08 Oh, my God
01:18:13 I think you found it
01:18:14 Yeah, my new deputy's a little over-ambitious
01:18:20 Actually, she thought that the hubcap would be an excuse for you to come down and ask me out on a date
01:18:27 I'll just fuck her with it
01:18:34 I think that's a terrific idea
01:18:36 I'm starved. Come to dinner with me
01:18:38 I can't
01:18:41 I'll pick you up
01:18:42 Eight o'clock
01:18:44 We'll meet
01:18:46 Okay
01:18:48 Don't you need a warrant?
01:18:50 No, ma'am. Public record
01:18:52 Please don't make me reference the fact that I'm working on a homicide investigation
01:18:57 So what if she's looking through a few invoices?
01:19:01 They're from two years ago
01:19:10 Martel, is your mama home?
01:19:12 Mom wants you to come for dinner
01:19:21 Thanks for the invite, but I...
01:19:23 Well, I find it admirable that you don't drink
01:19:27 Really, this is just my excuse to pick a brain about the murder rash in the county
01:19:32 Yes, that is one of my vices, too
01:19:39 Okay. See you soon
01:19:41 Alright
01:19:43 She's a hard woman to say no to
01:19:51 Yeah
01:19:53 To Rainie Lawson, the most beautiful sheriff in Georgia
01:20:02 The only female sheriff in Georgia
01:20:08 Rainie. How'd you get that name?
01:20:10 Funny. My mom was in labor for two days straight and it rained the entire time
01:20:16 So my dad put Rainie on the birth certificate
01:20:19 It's actually supposed to be an Elizabeth
01:20:22 I'm glad you're a Rainie. My ex is an Elizabeth
01:20:25 How many exes are there?
01:20:27 Just the one
01:20:29 You?
01:20:31 Never been married
01:20:33 Well, I hope you're not counting calories
01:20:37 I only count my paycheck
01:20:38 Well, I'm sure you're going to be a little disappointed there
01:20:41 We don't exactly pay Detroit wages
01:20:43 Yes, but you have mountains
01:20:45 This is true. And waterfalls. Georgia has some beautiful waterfalls
01:20:50 Oh, I look forward to seeing them
01:20:52 I look forward to showing them to you
01:20:54 It was a five mile hike, but there's a nice pool at the base to cool off
01:20:58 I'd love to go sometime
01:21:00 You'll bring your swimsuit
01:21:02 I'm wearing my swimsuit
01:21:04 Thanks
01:21:05 Lester told me he saw you at the courthouse today
01:21:08 Lester?
01:21:10 The district attorney. Lester's someone you should know
01:21:14 Everybody just calls her JJ
01:21:16 She's on the hospital board
01:21:18 She's on the board of everything
01:21:20 You two aren't friends?
01:21:22 Well, she ran against me
01:21:24 I won
01:21:26 I'm sorry
01:21:33 (music)
01:21:34 What's wrong?
01:21:37 You're really beautiful
01:21:39 This was your deputy's idea of dinner?
01:21:42 You should give her a raise
01:21:45 Raises have been approved
01:21:47 Honestly, we've been underfunded for years, so it's high time we pay competitive wages
01:21:52 So what caught your interest at the courthouse?
01:21:55 I was checking invoices
01:21:58 Looking into the recent murders?
01:22:01 More like a cold case, babe
01:22:03 Really?
01:22:05 The sheriff has me checking some old things
01:22:08 You know her daddy died right at the base of this mountain
01:22:11 It's a day I'll never forget
01:22:13 My team was in Fallujah, and we separated the men from the women and children
01:22:21 And then shit happened and I was facing a grenade
01:22:25 My corporal chilled at me
01:22:29 But he didn't make it
01:22:31 Your corporal?
01:22:38 My boyfriend
01:22:40 Fraternizing with enlisted was a big no-no, but
01:22:43 He won me over with shadow puppets
01:22:46 Can you do shadow puppets?
01:22:49 Certainly I can't
01:22:58 Adversity is opportunity
01:23:00 Never forget that
01:23:02 Adversity is opportunity?
01:23:05 What are you really doing here, Bev?
01:23:08 Checking two-year-old invoices
01:23:12 How many drinks did Sheriff Lawson have that night?
01:23:15 I mean, his blood alcohol was .07
01:23:18 It was a Sunday, he may have...
01:23:21 Montel, do you remember?
01:23:25 He had a football game on, and it was his day off, so he probably had four or five
01:23:30 He's a grown man
01:23:34 Wanted to have children, and we waited too long
01:23:37 Infertility
01:23:39 So no affairs? No scandal?
01:23:42 In fact, we're still friends
01:23:45 She's my reconstructive colleague
01:23:47 If you're implying that I intentionally got my opponent drunk to win an election
01:23:51 You have seriously misunderstood me, kid
01:23:54 I would never endanger someone to win an election
01:23:57 I'd really like to kiss you
01:24:01 Well, then you should have sat next to me
01:24:06 Just sitting more strategically
01:24:15 [Music]
01:24:31 Can I get you more Merlot?
01:24:34 I believe we're having the cabernet
01:24:37 It's cabernet
01:24:41 [Music]
01:24:46 He kept the truck overnight, so I checked invoices
01:24:49 He charged the county for towing the truck
01:24:52 That is the business he's in
01:24:54 Yeah, but he also charged the county for replacing brake fluid
01:24:58 Service date? The next day
01:25:01 So I drained the brake fluid
01:25:06 Sheriff crashed
01:25:09 And he replaced the brake fluid?
01:25:10 It's a theory
01:25:12 But he's so stupid, he invoiced the county for the job?
01:25:15 Apparently
01:25:17 Oh my goodness
01:25:19 You have a fun job, detective
01:25:21 Did Randy put you up to this?
01:25:23 Actually, it was my idea
01:25:25 It's just too big of a coincidence that your opponent dies right before the election at the base of your driveway
01:25:31 But there is no invoice for replacing brake fluid
01:25:34 Nice call, detective
01:25:37 It's in my car. You want to see it?
01:25:39 Why yes, I would very much like to see it
01:25:42 I'll be right back
01:25:44 So I referred your case to my ex
01:25:48 And she actually sent a picture of what you will look like after reconstructive surgery
01:25:56 Really?
01:25:58 Oh my gosh!
01:26:01 Perfect. Thanks, Rosalind
01:26:05 Thank you, president
01:26:06 Deputy Tyler
01:26:10 Don't ever misjudge what a mother will do to protect her child
01:26:24 Thank you
01:26:27 What's it gonna take?
01:26:32 When you shoot someone for the first time, you don't forget it
01:26:36 I treated my share of GSW's at Grady
01:26:41 Can't exactly say I'm pro-gun
01:26:44 Killing changes you
01:26:46 I believe it
01:26:48 [Music]
01:27:03 Cousin's a fucking idiot
01:27:05 Invoicing for stupid brake fluid
01:27:07 Here it is
01:27:09 This is a towing invoice
01:27:12 There's nothing else in there
01:27:16 [Music]
01:27:21 I'd like to see you again
01:27:23 I'd like to see you again
01:27:25 [Music]
01:27:41 Sorry
01:27:44 Thought he would just get a D-line
01:27:46 Come here, come here
01:27:48 We all make mistakes
01:27:54 [Music]
01:28:23 [Music]
01:28:38 Do you ever want to have babies?
01:28:41 [Music]
01:29:07 What's up?
01:29:09 Nothing
01:29:10 Okay
01:29:17 Honey, can you watch Misty?
01:29:19 It's your day off, isn't it?
01:29:21 Do you have a game?
01:29:23 No, it's just practice
01:29:25 Come here, baby
01:29:27 You wanna see daddy hit a home run?
01:29:31 You wanna see daddy hit a home run?
01:29:34 Yeah
01:29:37 Let's see daddy hit a home run
01:29:38 [Music]
01:29:42 We're honored to have Miss Jackie James with us today to lead us in prayer
01:29:46 235 yards with 3 TDs
01:29:48 Coach Small, you have to be pretty proud
01:29:50 Well, yes, that's a pretty good game
01:29:53 Redshirt freshman Jake Kennard coming in for the injured quarterback
01:29:56 Leads the Vols to a close win over Kentucky
01:29:58 We sure could use Jake back on the team this year, Coach
01:30:01 You get a player like Jake just once in a career
01:30:06 Well, the Cowboys have a tough game coming up
01:30:07 Who is it coming up, Coach?
01:30:09 Habersham County
01:30:11 Habersham County, I hope you all come out Friday night
01:30:13 [Music]
01:30:20 It's Bev's car
01:30:23 My guess is to the bones in the trunk
01:30:25 Now, it's really bad
01:30:27 So prepare yourself, okay?
01:30:29 Found this wedge between her teeth
01:30:36 Your deputy removed it from the crime scene
01:30:38 So much for our Sunday together
01:30:52 I should only be gone for an hour or two
01:30:54 An hour or two
01:30:56 I think I can probably wait an hour or two
01:31:00 [Music]
01:31:05 Maybe not
01:31:06 [Laughter]
01:31:09 [Music]
01:31:15 [Singing]
01:31:22 Well, I would wish you well in the election, Rainey
01:31:25 But I don't want to be disingenuous
01:31:27 My polling has me up by 20 points
01:31:29 I should have ran as a Republican
01:31:32 If your pride can stand it, I would love for you to stay on as a deputy
01:31:36 I don't think that will be an option
01:31:38 We pulled a car out of the lake this morning
01:31:41 It appears to be Bev Tyler's
01:31:43 With the remains in the trunk
01:31:45 How horrid
01:31:47 Well, it's nice that that little mystery is getting cleared up
01:31:49 We found this wedged between two back teeth
01:31:52 Please, nothing from the crime scene
01:31:55 Maybe I am too squeamish to be sheriff
01:31:57 The Rainey theory is that she put it there herself
01:32:01 As a clue
01:32:02 Where are you going with this, Rainey?
01:32:06 I'm just interested in any thinking you might have on the subject
01:32:09 Well
01:32:12 When I'm elected sheriff
01:32:14 I assure you all unsolved murders will be high on my agenda
01:32:18 Look
01:32:23 It's shaped like a J
01:32:25 Okay
01:32:28 I get it
01:32:30 So I killed your detective to make you look bad
01:32:32 So that I could win the election
01:32:34 Is that it?
01:32:36 Call a press conference
01:32:38 Yeah, joke if you want, but that's sort of what I'm thinking
01:32:40 Good luck, sheriff
01:32:42 Bring a charge against me two weeks prior to the election
01:32:45 And I will bury you in the press
01:32:48 I'm thinking Bev found some incriminating evidence of my father's death
01:32:52 And made the mistake of confronting you with it
01:32:55 Is that why you're wearing a gun, Rainey?
01:32:59 You arrest me, bring me down to the station
01:33:01 Call it a precaution
01:33:03 Montel, the sheriff has to leave
01:33:06 Will you please walk her to her car?
01:33:08 I may be returning with a warrant to check your weapons
01:33:11 My late husband had over 50 firearms
01:33:15 We've gotten rid of, what, half since he passed?
01:33:18 I'm sure whatever bullet you find
01:33:20 He likely had a gun of the same caliber
01:33:22 I can find the car myself
01:33:27 Come back any time
01:33:29 I'll see you next time
01:33:31 I met you long ago
01:33:33 When we were young and didn't know
01:33:36 Left our troubles far behind
01:33:39 Time went on and I was sure
01:33:46 He won't be 'round you anymore
01:33:49 Saw you with him all the time
01:33:53 I met you long ago
01:33:59 When we were young and didn't know
01:34:01 Left our troubles far behind
01:34:04 Saw you with him all the time
01:34:07 I met you long ago
01:34:10 [Tires screech]
01:34:12 [Tires screech]
01:34:13 [Tires screech]
01:34:41 Hey babe, she's down
01:34:43 What was that favor you wanted me to do?
01:34:45 There's a box in the attic
01:34:47 [Drums]
01:34:48 [Drums]
01:35:17 Maybe it's an Hispanic upcat
01:35:19 You could try speaking Spanish to it
01:35:22 Don't do stuff like I said to Pepe
01:35:25 Spirit could have moved on
01:35:29 Come to bed
01:35:31 I'll speak Spanish to you
01:35:32 Arriba
01:35:34 You know, it could just be asleep
01:35:39 Or maybe it just needs a sun to charge
01:35:42 What are we gonna name the baby?
01:35:46 It's got misty and rainy
01:35:47 Really kind of feeling sunny
01:35:49 It's a boy
01:35:52 Thought we weren't peaking
01:35:54 Just a feeling
01:35:56 Hmm
01:35:58 Buenos noches, el alcazar
01:36:01 Come on
01:36:03 Arriba
01:36:04 Text me if it comes to life
01:36:22 Welcome for the hair by the way
01:36:24 I'm off to work
01:36:26 Wow, nice job
01:36:28 [Laughs]
01:36:29 Do you know how fast you were going?
01:36:51 I'm gonna have to ticket you now
01:36:56 I don't know why she's behind in the polls
01:36:57 She never found the killer
01:36:59 Maybe she did
01:37:00 But she didn't tell no one?
01:37:02 Upcat, who's she gonna tell?
01:37:03 Right
01:37:05 We need your vote
01:37:07 Lawson Adams
01:37:08 Okay
01:37:09 What are we gonna do with the deputies?
01:37:11 Chapman and the retard are fine
01:37:14 Poole is the one loyal to Rainey
01:37:18 He's gotta go
01:37:21 Mm-hmm
01:37:22 [Doorbell rings]
01:37:24 [Footsteps]
01:37:25 [Screams]
01:37:33 Way down in Gibson County
01:37:44 Way down
01:37:46 North Georgia
01:37:52 Rainey Lawson is the sheriff
01:37:54 And Hubcap Rose also they say
01:37:58 Hubcap loves Rainey
01:38:03 Heard her and they'll be held at bay
01:38:07 Born after two days of rain
01:38:18 It only made sense that that should be her
01:38:22 Name
01:38:23 Spilled her blood on foreign soil
01:38:27 Saw things you don't forget
01:38:29 And leave things
01:38:31 Got a purple heart
01:38:37 'Cause some of that blood she spilled
01:38:39 Was her own
01:38:41 She went on home
01:38:43 She went on home
01:38:44 She became the sheriff
01:38:52 And walked a while
01:38:54 In her daddy's shoes
01:38:56 Tough as nails
01:39:02 Big warm heart
01:39:04 She was loved by all she knew
01:39:06 She put service past
01:39:12 School
01:39:13 How 'bout you
01:39:15 Rainey wore her sunless scars
01:39:26 They say time heals all wounds
01:39:29 She found love and will bring
01:39:36 New life to Gibson County soon
01:39:39 Gibson County soon
01:39:40 Gibson County soon
01:39:41 (upbeat music)
01:39:43 (upbeat music)