These "South Park" moments are so funny they could make a mute laugh. Welcome to WatchMojo and today we’re counting down our picks for the funny, hilarious, laugh out loud moments from the Paramount+ “South Park” specials.
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00:00 "Butters, Disney is going to get me, they already got you!"
00:02 "They did?!"
00:03 Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the funny, hilarious,
00:08 laugh-out-loud moments from the Paramount+ South Park specials.
00:12 Be warned, from this point, there are spoilers.
00:15 "What's this?"
00:16 "It's a prescription for Lizzo. Rich people get Osympic, poor people get Body Positivity."
00:20 Number 10. Jimmy, the Woke Comedian. South Park post-COVID.
00:27 In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Jimmy Vollmer grows to become a late-night talk show host.
00:32 "Live from the Moderna Center in downtown New York, it's Late Night with Jimmy!"
00:37 However, his style of comedy is inoffensive to an extreme degree.
00:41 When introduced for his TV show, he's described as the king of woke comedy.
00:45 His jokes are just platitudes. When doing his monologue, he has a joke about Mexicans,
00:50 and you might think he'll poke fun at them, but he just ends up complimenting them.
00:53 "What's the deal with these Mexicans, huh?"
00:56 "I mean, they have fabulous food, their country has amazing beaches,
01:01 and they're really fantastic people."
01:03 When he leaves to return to South Park in the middle of his show,
01:08 he's reminded that he's abandoning his guest, the First Lady Tom Kardashian.
01:12 It seems like he's gonna tell him off, but just ends up saying how wonderful he is.
01:17 "Tell Tom Kardashian to suck my p-p-p-popsicles that are in the green room,
01:22 and that I'm very sorry and that he is a fantastic person."
01:25 It works as a great bit of anti-humor.
01:27 Randy's trying to teach his kids how to repair things themselves.
01:36 "The oven door isn't working! It's falling off the hinges! So what do we do? Shelley?"
01:42 "I don't know."
01:44 This involves taking out your phone and calling a handyman to do the actual repair.
01:49 Already, we have a bit of subversion because Randy's view of doing things for yourself
01:53 is already skewed. To compound things,
01:56 the handyman in South Park have become super rich because no one can do repairs themselves.
02:00 "Well, I don't need your trivial little perks anymore, Marsh. I got work coming out my ears.
02:05 It's like, I don't know, like nobody knows how to do shit anymore."
02:09 At the same time, people have lost their jobs thanks to AI.
02:12 Randy tries to hire a day laborer and goes to a Home Depot parking lot
02:16 only to find white collar workers who need things fixed.
02:19 "What the hell are you guys doing here? We're trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us."
02:23 "You know how to install radiant heat or not?"
02:25 "No, I need some broke-ass immigrants to fix my oven door. Aww."
02:29 It's funny and sad that people can't do basic manual tasks.
02:34 40 years into the future, Amazon's Alexa devices have become humanoid machines that
02:45 otherwise look and act similar to a real person.
02:47 "Why did you even bring me along if you're not going to let me help you through this?"
02:51 "Alexa, stop!"
02:52 Stan and his Alexa have a pretty toxic relationship,
02:57 with Stan barking orders at her and her nagging him.
03:00 She reaches a breaking point when Stan and Kyle need her to set a course for the South
03:04 Park Mental Health Hospital.
03:06 "Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum."
03:09 "Do you ever think about how the way you act affects other people?"
03:14 "Oh, no, goddammit, not right now."
03:17 She's distraught with how Stan treats people and she calls him out.
03:20 The only way he can make up with her is to listen to products recommended to him.
03:25 We're just as shocked as Kyle is witnessing this,
03:27 and while funny to watch, we hope this isn't our future.
03:31 "Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list."
03:35 "Well, and people who are interested in tankless humidifiers,
03:39 we're also interested in three-pack filters."
03:42 "That's great. Do those have the prime delivery?"
03:47 The Streaming Wars
03:48 Randy becomes entitled and unbearable,
03:51 leading him to call the police frequently and ask to speak to the manager.
03:54 His behavior has earned him the name "Karen."
03:57 "Where do you think you're going?"
03:58 "I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house for a bit, Karen."
04:01 "No, you're not."
04:03 "Yes, I am, Karen."
04:05 "You better knock that off. I don't want you playing with Tolkien."
04:08 "Karen, just come back inside."
04:10 He takes considerable exception to Kredigree Farm,
04:13 since Steve Black used to work for him before Steve started a rival weed farm.
04:16 When Tolkien is over to visit with Stan, he flips out and calls the police.
04:20 "My neighbor's kid is over here at my house!"
04:23 "There's a kid trespassing at your house?"
04:26 "No, my son invited him over for lunch,
04:28 and my wife is making him hot dogs and tater tots,
04:30 even though I said I don't want him here!"
04:32 "Well, then what harm is he doing, Karen?"
04:34 They're visibly exhausted from having to deal with Randy's constant calling
04:38 and are just done with him.
04:39 He's absolutely incredulous that cops won't do anything
04:42 about an invited guest who is causing no harm.
04:45 "Can you believe that? The cops aren't even gonna do anything!"
04:48 "Oh, well, at least you tried, Karen."
04:50 In part two, he even gets the hair and everything as he's filmed going off on people.
04:55 When a teacher is let go from the elementary for having an OnlyFans,
05:04 Randy gets the idea that he should start his own to earn some extra cash.
05:07 "On OnlyFans, she makes an extra $10,000 a week."
05:15 "It doesn't matter how much she made,
05:16 we're talking about someone who influences our children!"
05:19 "Did she say $10,000 a week?"
05:21 Sharon is pretty upset when she walks in on him filming a video.
05:25 She's concerned about what will happen if their kids find it.
05:28 For Randy, though, he sees it as a way to reclaim his sexuality
05:31 while at the same time benefiting from it financially.
05:34 "Now I just do it a little bit more and make enough money
05:36 to pay for the increase in gas prices!"
05:38 "If your children find out about this, they are going to leave home!"
05:44 While we can sympathize with his intentions,
05:46 his content just isn't that compelling as he doesn't seem to understand his audience.
05:51 His videos consist of him doing things with his junk hanging out.
05:54 It may not work for OnlyFans, but it does make us laugh.
05:58 "Hey guys, it's your boy Randy,
05:59 and in this video we're doing authentic pad thai for under $6!"
06:03 The boys have grown apart since the start of the pandemic
06:11 and haven't seen each other for many years.
06:14 Kenny's death and funeral have brought them back together.
06:16 At the wake, Cartman and Kyle are reunited,
06:30 and we are shocked to find out that Eric has converted to Judaism
06:34 and is a rabbi with a family.
06:35 "Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi!"
06:37 "Yeah, you know, when the whole pandemic happened, I think it changed me.
06:42 It really changed me for the better."
06:44 Cartman asks point blank if he would dedicate 40 years of his life just to upset Kyle.
06:49 "Kyle, you really think I would spend 40 years of my life just to get a rise out of you?"
06:54 "Yes, I do!"
06:55 "Same old Kyle."
06:56 Knowing what Cartman is capable of, we could totally see him going for such a long con.
07:01 Number 4. Cartman Gets Implants - South Park - The Streaming Wars
07:06 Dissatisfied with living in a hot dog restaurant,
07:09 Cartman wants his mom to get implants so she'll attract the rich neighbor across the street.
07:13 "I don't know if you've seen, but there's a rich guy building a big house across the street.
07:16 We can live in that house, mom. We can have him take care of us."
07:20 According to Eric's plan, they'll get married and they can live in a cool house.
07:23 Naturally, Leanne is opposed to the idea as it is wildly out of line.
07:28 Even when Cartman is able to raise the money to pay for the surgery, she again refuses.
07:33 As a last resort, Eric threatens to get the implants himself.
07:36 "Okay, mom, I'm going out the door."
07:38 "Okay, sweetie, be safe."
07:40 Calling his bluff, she calmly wishes him well when he leaves.
07:44 It turns out that he went through with it.
07:46 It's such an absurd situation, we can't believe it, and neither can the kids at school.
07:51 "I was hoping everyone would just be cool,
07:53 but I guess we need to talk about the elephants in the room.
07:56 This was not a choice.
07:57 You guys, I... I live in a hot dog, okay?
08:02 And all I want is to have a real home and a room that is mine to sleep in at night.
08:08 Is something funny, Clyde?"
08:09 Number 3. Cereal Bomb - South Park, The End of Obesity
08:14 Cartman can't afford the high cost of Ozempec.
08:16 When Kyle finds out, he vows to help him because he believes no one should be denied access to healthcare.
08:22 "They can't just give medication to rich people."
08:24 "Well, that's what they're doing."
08:25 "Well, did you talk to the insurance company?
08:27 Did you file a claim?
08:28 Let's go down there and talk to them."
08:30 "She? I knew Kyle could help!"
08:32 He and the other boys end up buying semaglutide from a factory in India
08:35 to make their own version of the weight loss drug.
08:37 They give Cartman a dose, but to see if it works, he eats a cereal bomb,
08:41 which consists of Cocoa Puffs, Captain Crunch, and a bucket of KFC all mixed with milk.
08:46 "Get me some Cocoa Puffs."
08:48 "What?"
08:48 "I need to make a cereal bomb.
08:49 Get me Cocoa Puffs, Captain Crunch, and a bucket of KFC.
08:52 Hurry!"
08:52 He says it's his favorite thing in the world, and he likes to eat it over the toilet,
08:56 which is so disgusting you can't help but chuckle.
09:00 "I've never known that feeling before in my life, you guys.
09:02 But I'm full!"
09:04 "You really can feel the difference?"
09:05 "I totally feel the difference!
09:06 I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom, but it's still sitting there!"
09:10 "Wow!"
09:10 Number 2.
09:12 Checking under the bed for Disney executives.
09:14 South Park, joining the Pandiverse.
09:17 It seems that Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman have been replaced by a group of diverse women.
09:21 "She wouldn't let you stay home and play Baldur's Gate 3, huh, fat ass?"
09:24 "Who you calling fat, you heathen b----?"
09:27 While they act like the boys we know, they also complain about the patriarchy.
09:31 It turns out this is part of a nightmare Eric is having.
09:34 He wakes up screaming, and his mom rushes in to comfort him.
09:38 "I was replaced by a diverse woman!"
09:39 "Oh, not again."
09:41 "Yeah, only this time, it wasn't just me.
09:44 They were taking all my favorite people and replacing them with diverse women
09:46 complaining about the patriarchy."
09:48 He's been having these dreams for a while, and he's concerned that Disney executives
09:52 are going to replace him and his friends with a diverse lineup of women.
09:55 He's so scared, in fact, that he asks his mom to check if there are any Disney executives
09:59 under his bed.
10:00 "I'm scared, Mom!
10:01 Will you please just look and make sure Kathy Kennedy isn't under my bed!"
10:04 To be fair, we'd be concerned with any executives under our bed, too.
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10:22 Drought is in full effect in South Park, thanks to the effects of ManBearPig.
10:34 At a city council meeting, PP proposes a solution to the drought with his own streaming service.
10:38 "I have a plan to not only reopen my water park,
10:42 but also help all of Colorado with their water supply problem."
10:47 Much to the chagrin of everyone, it runs on urine collected from his water park,
10:52 and would go on to serve the water needs for the rest of the state.
10:55 To get people on board, PP has gotten celebrities to endorse his plan.
10:59 "I really don't think we'll be able to get people to invest in your streaming service."
11:04 "No, no, no, it's okay, because I got the biggest celebrities
11:09 who made a commercial for crypto to make the commercial for me."
11:12 It's a wonderfully funny parody of those cryptocurrency ads.
11:16 In this case, we have Matt Damon promoting the everyday usefulness of pee for various situations,
11:22 but he cannot get through it.
11:23 "Fortune favors the brave,
11:25 and a brave person knows that pasta cooked in pee water tastes just fine."
11:29 "Ugh, okay, hold on."
11:36 What's your favorite moment from the South Park specials?
11:40 Let us know in the comments.
11:41 "Fortune favors the brave. Fortune favors the brave."
11:44 "Fortune favors the brave."
11:46 "Fortune favors the brave."
11:47 "Naomi Osaka's in our urine."
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