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00:00:43I think my new setup kind of shits on your guys' setup.
00:00:47I'm getting there. I've got something now. Yeah, you have a good setup, Josh.
00:00:52Bree looks like she's on Mr. Rogers, and this is my setup. I like my setup.
00:00:56Well, Dave, yours is original. You've had your setup. You know what I mean?
00:00:59Yeah, right.
00:00:59So it's like a familiar place.
00:01:00I just moved into this house, and it's yellow. I didn't pick the yellow. I'm painting it.
00:01:05Good decision. Good decision.
00:01:08Yellow's kind of sweet.
00:01:10You look like crazy right now with that background and a cat on your lap.
00:01:17Why?
00:01:17For sure. You definitely look like you kill people, kind of.
00:01:20Yeah, like...
00:01:21What? Or I look welcoming. Like, welcome to my yellow home.
00:01:24No, no.
00:01:24You look like one rogue.
00:01:26You're about to swivel around in the chair with the evil cat.
00:01:28Like a rogue plant in the background.
00:01:31Okay, you guys are out of control. This is a nice cat, and I'm a nice girl.
00:01:35Nice people never have to clean up their mess.
00:01:37It's just giving you crazy cat lady vibes.
00:01:40I cringed when I saw this first headline.
00:01:43Taylor Swift versus Billie Eilish. I didn't know that.
00:01:46I remember vaguely Billie Eilish maybe took a shot at Taylor for something.
00:01:52I don't remember what it was, but in April...
00:01:56All right, let's read it.
00:01:59In April, during an interview about sustainability, Billie Eilish made a comment
00:02:02about how artists who release different variants of the same album,
00:02:05this is what I remember, are extremely wasteful and use it to up the sales numbers
00:02:11and profit on the album as part of systematic blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:02:14Recent interview, Billie also said doing a three-hour show is literally psychotic,
00:02:19and nobody wants that.
00:02:20After fans asked if she would perform all of her albums at an upcoming concert,
00:02:232023, Billie said she respects artists like Taylor and Beyonce for doing so.
00:02:28Now...
00:02:30Okay.
00:02:31So what's the beef then? I don't know.
00:02:33Yeah, what's the beef?
00:02:34Well, it's new.
00:02:36She just came out with that clip of her saying that
00:02:38doing the three-hour sets is psychotic and nobody wants that,
00:02:41and it's clearly everyone's saying a shot at Taylor Swift,
00:02:45and people are like, what the fuck? Why?
00:02:48First of all, everybody wants it.
00:02:49It was like the most desired tour ticket in the history of touring.
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55I get you not liking it and not wanting it,
00:02:57but by her saying everyone doesn't want it is just kind of like, come on.
00:03:02Well, it's idiotic.
00:03:03Like, all of her fans...
00:03:05If you told her fans she'd sing her entire catalog and then just sing it again,
00:03:11they'd stay and be just as excited for song 192 as song two.
00:03:15So I don't know.
00:03:16I've never had a problem with Billie Eilish,
00:03:19but it seems like I have a problem with Billie Eilish now because of...
00:03:24I guess...
00:03:25No, I have no problem.
00:03:27Listen...
00:03:27I love Billie Eilish.
00:03:28I'm not gonna say I don't like her, but this is just...
00:03:31I don't care about this feud.
00:03:32She's creeping on the shit list is what you're saying.
00:03:34She's very talented.
00:03:37Her brother's Finneas, right?
00:03:38Yep.
00:03:38Talented family.
00:03:39Talented family.
00:03:40Yeah.
00:03:41I don't know what her problem with Taylor is.
00:03:41Is Ferb like a close relation probably then?
00:03:44What?
00:03:45Do you think Ferb's probably a close relation?
00:03:47Like the third sibling?
00:03:50Maybe.
00:03:50The long lost brother.
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52He doesn't get talked about as much.
00:03:54Well, he doesn't talk much.
00:03:56Yeah, it's Billie, Finneas, and Ferb.
00:04:00There's always...
00:04:03In a lot of famous families, there's always the delinquent.
00:04:05The Ferb.
00:04:06Yeah, that's Ferb.
00:04:07He doesn't say much.
00:04:08He's got green hair.
00:04:08He doesn't talk.
00:04:09He like never talks to all the videos.
00:04:12Eli Payton.
00:04:13Yep.
00:04:14And then the kid who's at Texas, Archie.
00:04:18And then there's a fourth that...
00:04:20Yeah.
00:04:20Well, they have...
00:04:22It's Billie, Finneas, Ferb, and then they have their older sister, Candace too.
00:04:30Who's the guy who got in trouble for shooting somebody with a gun on film?
00:04:35Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
00:04:37No.
00:04:37I don't know who that is.
00:04:38That's close.
00:04:39No, that's close though.
00:04:40Baldwin.
00:04:41Spielberg.
00:04:42Baldwin.
00:04:43Oh, Alec.
00:04:44There's Alec, Billie.
00:04:46And then there was the third that was always not...
00:04:50Not talked about.
00:04:51But maybe as Hailey's dad?
00:04:56I think it is Hailey's dad.
00:04:57I think you're right.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59The non-talked about one ended up being Hailey's dad.
00:05:01And she ended up having Justin Bieber's baby.
00:05:04Yep.
00:05:04It's crazy.
00:05:05In her belly.
00:05:05Yeah.
00:05:07Northwest...
00:05:13And we're looking at cartoons.
00:05:21I didn't think we were going to even show this.
00:05:24We thought maybe he would catch on.
00:05:26I thought he was going to catch on as well, but he did not.
00:05:29So it's a cartoon you were talking about?
00:05:31Well, yeah.
00:05:32I was making a joke.
00:05:33I didn't think it was going to carry for as long as it did.
00:05:36But Finneas and Ferb is one of the most popular child cartoons, probably.
00:05:41I never heard of that.
00:05:42And at least for my generation, I would say Breeze.
00:05:45Everyone knows who Finneas and Ferb is.
00:05:46Nobody knows in my generation who Finneas and Ferb is.
00:05:50Do you know who Bugs Bunny is?
00:05:52Of course.
00:05:52Looney Tunes was one of my favorite shows growing up.
00:05:55So what cartoons would I know that you wouldn't know?
00:05:57Do you know Wile E. Coyote?
00:05:59100%.
00:06:00Heard of it, but I never watched it.
00:06:01Or Woody the Woodpecker?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04That's a good ride at Disney.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Yeah.
00:06:08I didn't know those two.
00:06:10Oh, well.
00:06:11Yeah, I'm glad you guys are having fun.
00:06:14There's no Ferb.
00:06:15There's no Ferb.
00:06:15They don't have a brother or sister.
00:06:17Candice is actually another character.
00:06:19Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
00:06:21But you kept giving us ammo to reply with those.
00:06:25I thought we were having a real conversation.
00:06:26I thought we were intellectual.
00:06:28I'm like, oh, I brought that to a good place.
00:06:30Like real brothers with delinquent brothers.
00:06:32I didn't know.
00:06:33We're just making up fake names.
00:06:34And how would I if I've never heard of Ferb?
00:06:36And by the way, if they got their name in the kids
00:06:39Phineas, like Ferb is certainly a viable name.
00:06:43It's fair.
00:06:44For sure.
00:06:44For sure.
00:06:44For sure.
00:06:45Yeah, that was good.
00:06:46We took advantage of you.
00:06:47And I'm sorry.
00:06:47I'm trying to think of other cartoons that you may not.
00:06:52They even have cartoons like when you're.
00:06:54Of course.
00:06:56The fuck kind of question is that?
00:06:58Do they have cartoons?
00:06:59Yeah, I think probably are the most faint.
00:07:01Like, you know, like Mickey Mouse and Ben and Jerry.
00:07:04Do you guys know Ben Jerry?
00:07:07Tom and Jerry.
00:07:07Tom and Jerry.
00:07:08Tom and Jerry.
00:07:09I love Tom and Jerry.
00:07:10Yeah, I was gonna say that's.
00:07:12I was like, did they make an ice cream about the cartoon after?
00:07:15So, you know, all my cartoons.
00:07:17I think so.
00:07:17Just because they were probably still on TV and like stuff like that.
00:07:22When I was younger watching cable.
00:07:23So I think what was development like was that.
00:07:28Was that Ferb guy?
00:07:30Is that like a kind of wise ass cartoon?
00:07:32Um, they're kind of like that.
00:07:36There's a lot of now like the Beavis and Butthead maybe started it.
00:07:40Where they're like almost adult cartoons.
00:07:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:44This is like two kids that like it's all about summer vacation.
00:07:48And they're like two genius kids that always are like saving the world.
00:07:51It's crazy things.
00:07:53No, it's actually pretty great.
00:07:54It's pretty great.
00:07:57OK, moving on from fake shit.
00:07:58Then Northwest divides the Internet after a Lion King performance.
00:08:02Northwest 10.
00:08:03Now I'm not gonna trash Northwest.
00:08:05I don't like his parents.
00:08:06That's fine.
00:08:07Northwest 10 has the honor of performing as young Simba.
00:08:10That's nepotism.
00:08:11During the Lion King's 30th anniversary concert at Hollywood Bowl.
00:08:15That's being filmed of big time nepotism for Disney.
00:08:18Plus Northwest performed alongside stars Jennifer Hudson.
00:08:22The original Timon from Lion King movie, Nathan Lane, Billy Eichner.
00:08:25All right, let's see the performance.
00:08:27I'll give an honest to God.
00:08:29First of all, I saw a quick clip of it.
00:08:31I thought it was just as high school play or as elementary school play.
00:08:34So I was like, OK.
00:08:37Disgusting.
00:08:41Horrible.
00:08:44Oh, this is bad.
00:08:46Yeah, I don't want to shit on a kid.
00:08:48But wow, she is not giving Hollywood.
00:08:49She's not giving Broadway.
00:08:51Oh, this is some kid.
00:08:53Kim Kardashian's a rat for letting her kid do this.
00:08:56Also, Dave, look at her outfit.
00:08:59There's no way in hell that was the original outfit Simba was supposed to wear in this.
00:09:06No, look at everyone else.
00:09:07They have like ears and stuff on.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:11So people paid money for this shit?
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:18Awful.
00:09:19And again, it's not the kid's fault, but like have some self-respect
00:09:23to trot your kid out there with not a speck of talent
00:09:26on this grand stage trying to honor one of the great movies of all time.
00:09:31And you just nepotism, baby, your kid to the front.
00:09:35Is it he or she?
00:09:37She's a girl.
00:09:38She embarrassed herself with not being able to carry a carry a vocal chord.
00:09:42Not her fault.
00:09:43But I saw the clip and thought it was her own elementary school.
00:09:48So I didn't really think.
00:09:50Yeah, I didn't know it was this.
00:09:52Yeah, no, that's crazy.
00:09:54That is crazy to be like breaking the fourth wall to while you're performing
00:09:58and like laughing at like clearly like audience members.
00:10:01It's a wild move.
00:10:03You know how many little kids probably spent so much time auditioning,
00:10:08working hard, like going on Broadway, like flying to Hollywood to get the audition.
00:10:13And then little Miss Kim waltz in and North gets the part.
00:10:17And it would be fine maybe if she crushed it.
00:10:20But it's just not living up to the she like she's not ready for it.
00:10:26Yeah, she should just practice more, maybe work her way up there.
00:10:29Maybe she should have just painted set design.
00:10:31Yeah.
00:10:31Not just big painted stickers, too.
00:10:34They have trees, too.
00:10:34People play trees in the back.
00:10:36That's a good point.
00:10:37Everyone needs to have a tree.
00:10:38That's somebody.
00:10:38I was a tree.
00:10:40And just be like, I get whatever I want at all times.
00:10:42Doesn't matter if I deserve it.
00:10:43Shame.
00:10:45The new top ten.
00:10:46And I won.
00:10:47I wanted I was rooting for her.
00:10:49I want that on the record.
00:10:50I wanted her.
00:10:52I don't want to.
00:10:53You can't control who you're born to.
00:10:56It's not her fault who she's born to.
00:10:59Right, right.
00:11:00And it's almost not her fault.
00:11:01What's a little kid going to be like?
00:11:02You want to star in this?
00:11:03No, of course you'd say yes.
00:11:04It's on the parents to have an ounce of respect.
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:09The new top ten A-list movie stars.
00:11:11Hollywood Reporter published an article in the new A-list with the top ten young movie
00:11:15stars.
00:11:15Here they go.
00:11:16Austin Butler.
00:11:17Timothy Chamelet.
00:11:18Jacob Elordi.
00:11:19Paul Mescal.
00:11:20Jenna Artoria.
00:11:21Glenn Powell.
00:11:21Florence Pugh.
00:11:22Sidney Sweeney.
00:11:23Anna Taylor.
00:11:24Joy Zendaya.
00:11:26This is a powerful list.
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:29I have no qualms with it.
00:11:30I didn't know Anna Joy was.
00:11:31And I just saw her picture.
00:11:33I know who she is.
00:11:33That's a great list.
00:11:34Maybe.
00:11:35I think Tom Holland is the only one missing.
00:11:38Who'd you say, Josh?
00:11:39I said Tom Holland, but he's not really in the movie syndicate right now.
00:11:43You know what I mean?
00:11:43It seems like he hasn't had a new movie in the last year or two.
00:11:48Who's this guy?
00:11:49Who is?
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50Timothy Chalamet isn't that new either, though.
00:11:52Yeah, you're right.
00:11:53Who's top right guy?
00:11:56That's Paul Mescal.
00:11:58He is awesome.
00:12:00He's fucking incredible.
00:12:01Oh, I thought they met the guy.
00:12:04I thought they were talking about somebody.
00:12:05I don't know who he is.
00:12:07You were thinking of Pedro Pesca?
00:12:08Yes.
00:12:09Yeah, but he's not young.
00:12:10He's not a young movie star.
00:12:11What about Halle Bailey, though?
00:12:13She was Ariel.
00:12:15That's a good point.
00:12:16That's a good point.
00:12:16I feel like it's a pretty white list.
00:12:21You mean like skin color wise?
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24Well, Zendaya's not white, right?
00:12:26Daniel Kaluuya, he's kind of, I guess he's young.
00:12:31Jenna Ortega isn't white, right?
00:12:33No, I know, but there's just two on there.
00:12:36Yeah, but who would you say?
00:12:38Well, I think Halle Bailey.
00:12:40Yeah, but I don't think she's bigger than any of the women on this list.
00:12:44But maybe she could be in front of, not be in Timothy Chalamet's spot because he's not new,
00:12:49like Josh said.
00:12:51Didn't they do like five and five or no?
00:12:53But I don't think the list says new.
00:12:55Oh, it is new A-list.
00:12:57It is new A-list.
00:12:59So I think she'd have to beat a woman.
00:13:02Like Florence Pugh isn't new.
00:13:04She's been crushing forever.
00:13:05But I think they're hot right now, I think, is what's going on, right?
00:13:09Like Florence Pugh just had Dune, which was massive.
00:13:13I mean, yeah, there's a lot of Dunes in here.
00:13:15Timothy Chalamet, Austin Butler's been in a bunch of films.
00:13:19Glenn Powell's done a bunch of films.
00:13:21Jacob Elordi's Saltburn, Euphoria.
00:13:24He's doing everything.
00:13:25We have a lot of lists.
00:13:26We have a lot of lists where like it's a shit list.
00:13:29I have no complaints with this list.
00:13:31Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
00:13:32They're all, yeah.
00:13:33There's like two or three people that maybe you could swap in and out.
00:13:37But what is Glenn Powell like?
00:13:39Glenn Powell's not young though.
00:13:43Oh, not young?
00:13:44Right?
00:13:44Isn't this like everyone else comparatively on this list?
00:13:46Yeah, but I don't know.
00:13:48Top 10 young.
00:13:49Yeah.
00:13:50I mean, I don't know.
00:13:51I feel like he stands out.
00:13:52I don't think Glenn Powell's like that much different than Austin Butler age.
00:13:57I don't think any of their ages are that far off.
00:14:00Yeah, maybe I just think Glenn Powell's older because he looks older.
00:14:03Well, he is older.
00:14:04He's 35.
00:14:05And Austin Butler's 32.
00:14:07Okay, good point.
00:14:08Great point by Dave.
00:14:09I didn't know that he was an old Austin Butler.
00:14:12Timothy Chalamet's on the younger end though, right?
00:14:14Like 27?
00:14:15Yeah, so then 27, 28.
00:14:17Yeah, to be an A-list Hollywood star, definitely.
00:14:21Yeah, I thought it was like 40.
00:14:22I also think 30 though.
00:14:2433, 35 isn't that old in like an acting career.
00:14:27In any career, like 45 is a new like-
00:14:30They have like 35-year-olds play high schoolers in movies.
00:14:33For real.
00:14:34A lot of people like get their start then.
00:14:36Like I feel like that's when people start to break out and like really start to get casted.
00:14:40I agree.
00:14:42New York, beaches, or America is French for you.
00:14:45This was a crazy tweet.
00:14:47I comment, I don't know if anyone else is talking.
00:14:49I was just scrolling and I'm in Miami, it's hot.
00:14:52But this picture from the mayor, Eric Adams, being like,
00:14:56New York City's beaches are a French Riviera.
00:14:58They're officially open for everyone to enjoy.
00:15:01Grab your towels, sunscreen because summer vacation of your dreams, just a subway ride away.
00:15:06It looks like those Asian wave pools, you know?
00:15:09When it's just like, you can't move.
00:15:12It's like body to body.
00:15:14Yeah, that does not look appealing at all.
00:15:17That looks like-
00:15:17That's hell on earth.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:19It looks like I'm battling for a spot to put my beach chair down.
00:15:22Yeah, you're getting stepped on and like everyone's like sweating on you.
00:15:27Yeah.
00:15:30The Asian wave pool.
00:15:31Oh my gosh.
00:15:35How do you get out of that?
00:15:36Oh, that's a nightmare.
00:15:37That's like a fear I didn't know I had.
00:15:39That's gotta be a drowning issue.
00:15:41Yeah, someone's gonna drown.
00:15:42I don't even care.
00:15:43Every time.
00:15:44Maybe they just keep going.
00:15:45Because if you fall under, you're cooked.
00:15:47You can't come back.
00:15:49Right, right, right.
00:15:49No one's giving you the spot either.
00:15:51It's like, no, I've linked with someone else now.
00:15:53Yeah, you gotta get in the front like hours before like a concert for one of those wave pools.
00:15:58Nuts.
00:16:00Apple Music's best 100 albums.
00:16:02We talked about this a little last week.
00:16:03Apple Music released the rest of their top 100 albums all the time.
00:16:06The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill came in at number one.
00:16:10Wow.
00:16:11Huh.
00:16:12I guess I'm not educated enough on that album.
00:16:15Me too.
00:16:15I know the Fugees.
00:16:17I think the Fugees could be like.
00:16:19The Fugees are fucking amazing with Lauryn Hill.
00:16:23Wyclef Jean.
00:16:24Like, that's like a top 10 album to me.
00:16:27Prince, Beyonce, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Wonder, The Beatles.
00:16:30The Only Iris have two albums on the list.
00:16:32Lady Gaga's The Fame Monster came in at eight, nine.
00:16:34Deep.
00:16:35Drake's Take Care came in at 47.
00:16:37Taylor Swift's 1989 came in at 18.
00:16:39Okay.
00:16:40Okay.
00:16:41Lemonade at 10.
00:16:42No.
00:16:44No.
00:16:45Definitely not.
00:16:45Lemonade was a good song.
00:16:47The rest of the album sucked.
00:16:49Nevermind.
00:16:50Nirvana.
00:16:50Yes.
00:16:51Back to Black.
00:16:51Amy Winehouse.
00:16:52I can live with that, I guess.
00:16:53I don't know if it's that good.
00:16:54I don't know.
00:16:54Good kid.
00:16:55Kendrick Lamar.
00:16:56I'm reading down.
00:16:57Six songs in the key of life.
00:16:59Stevie Wonder.
00:16:59I don't know what's in there.
00:17:00I assume it's great.
00:17:01Blonde.
00:17:02Frank Ocean.
00:17:02Don't know.
00:17:03Purple Rain.
00:17:03Prince and the Revolution.
00:17:04Yes.
00:17:05Abbey Road.
00:17:06The Beatles.
00:17:06I don't like The Beatles, but I get it.
00:17:08Thriller.
00:17:09Michael Jackson.
00:17:09Yes.
00:17:10Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.
00:17:12I'd have to go listen to that album.
00:17:14Yeah, I'm definitely going to after.
00:17:16Blonde being number five is pretty sick.
00:17:18Frank Ocean.
00:17:19Fox.
00:17:19Yeah, I wouldn't have expected it to be number five.
00:17:22But there's so many songs on it where it's like you listen to them.
00:17:25They're always going to be good.
00:17:26If you just listen to that album, it's like, oh, unreal.
00:17:29Ejected into me.
00:17:30It's so good.
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00:18:19Streamers are emulating to catch a predator.
00:18:22Okay, this could be crazy.
00:18:24For the past few months, streamer Vitaly has been teaming up with other streamer celebrities
00:18:29to catch predators while live streaming his Catching Predators series, similar to How
00:18:33to Catch a Predator.
00:18:34I used to watch that show, How to Catch a Predator.
00:18:36Then something else ended up happening with Chris Hansen, right?
00:18:40Like tax fraud or something.
00:18:42Yeah.
00:18:43When you're the to catch a predator guy, you can't get any sort of trouble because
00:18:48you automatically assume, wait, he ended up being a predator?
00:18:52That's what I automatically think, Chris Hansen.
00:18:54Even if he didn't do that.
00:18:54But I don't think they were.
00:18:55I don't think he was, but he definitely did something wrong.
00:18:58But you got to be squeaky clean when you're the to catch a predator guy.
00:19:02100%.
00:19:03100%.
00:19:04Larceny.
00:19:04Also, larceny.
00:19:07I feel like these streamers aren't really qualified to be catching predators.
00:19:11Someone's going to end up.
00:19:13Someone's going to end up dying.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:15Have you guys seen this?
00:19:17I've seen clips of it.
00:19:18There was already a clip where someone got knocked out because it's almost like a bystander
00:19:24came by and just, like, knocked out the predator, which, you know.
00:19:29Fair.
00:19:30Not.
00:19:30Yeah.
00:19:31Why is this it?
00:19:32Predator.
00:19:33You also don't want to have, like, just like with allegedly Space Jam producer.
00:19:36Herschel.
00:19:37This is a different guy.
00:19:38It's not the Space Jam producer.
00:19:39I don't believe.
00:19:40But this is older.
00:19:48He was praying to God.
00:19:49He's KO'd.
00:19:50He is KO'd.
00:19:53I mean, yeah, your predator get punched.
00:19:55But, like, I don't understand any of this.
00:19:58I told Aiden Ross asked me to go on his thing.
00:20:01I didn't even know.
00:20:02You know where I got DM from?
00:20:03I think it was real.
00:20:04That guy had neon.
00:20:05He's like, you want to do whatever they do?
00:20:07It's like, do I look like I want to do that shit?
00:20:09I want you to go on Kai's stream.
00:20:12I don't think I do that, either.
00:20:13I haven't been invited.
00:20:14I'm not a stream guy.
00:20:15I feel like that's the old man comes in to do a stream thing.
00:20:20And next thing you know, I get swatted.
00:20:23That's what I'm pretty sure happens.
00:20:25Kevin Hart just did one with Kai.
00:20:27It was so funny.
00:20:28I feel like you would be great on a stream because it's just vibe.
00:20:31But there's certain people you should go and do that,
00:20:33and certain people you shouldn't.
00:20:35Like, I wouldn't go on Neon.
00:20:36If I was you, I wouldn't say yes to Neon.
00:20:38The Neon or Aiden, you're going to end up doing some sort of bit thing
00:20:41where you don't want to be in there.
00:20:42Yeah, but I think Kai would be chill.
00:20:45Or it would be more something that you would be able to go
00:20:48and not feel like you're getting put into a bit.
00:20:50Yeah, I wait for that little kid to come out and smash me
00:20:55and then have this bodyguard beat me up.
00:20:57Yeah, that would suck.
00:20:59Yeah, that'd be a tough one.
00:21:01Like, hey, I just spit in your face.
00:21:03Now you're going to be like, why'd you do that?
00:21:05And now my bodyguard smashes you.
00:21:07I feel like you would end up walking away from those streams.
00:21:10Like, midstream, you just have to leave.
00:21:12Yeah, I think that would be.
00:21:14It's like constantly being made fun of in a way I don't even understand what's happened.
00:21:19Right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:21:21Khan's security guard gets aggressive with attendees.
00:21:24A Khan security guard.
00:21:25Cane's Khan's.
00:21:27It's not Kane.
00:21:28I think it's Khan's, right?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Khan's film fest.
00:21:32I think it's Khan's.
00:21:33Khan's.
00:21:34Can's.
00:21:35I think the S is silent.
00:21:36Can.
00:21:37Can.
00:21:38Can's.
00:21:40Cane's.
00:21:40Just let's go by it, guys.
00:21:41Let's just go by it.
00:21:42Let's security part initially went viral for having an altercation with Kelly Rowland.
00:21:45After that incident went viral, other videos of the security guard began emerging where
00:21:49rushing people upstairs to meet overly touchy at the French Film Festival.
00:21:52It's been alleged that the festival is strict about who can pose on the stairs that brains
00:21:56will pay that brands will pay to close the stairs down for their invitees.
00:21:59Be the only ones who can take pictures that.
00:22:00All right.
00:22:01Let's see the incident.
00:22:19What's this lady at the end?
00:22:23Oh, she wants that picture so bad.
00:22:32Is that Jesus Christ?
00:22:34Yeah, I think so.
00:22:35I don't know this man.
00:22:39It seems like they're being more physical with her than she is with them, right?
00:22:43I would be irate like the Kelly role, and that would make me mad, too.
00:22:47But clearly, I don't know where she's going.
00:22:50But clearly, she was instructed to act like this.
00:22:53I was going to say, like, it's her job.
00:22:55She was told if you're not allowed to take a picture on the stairs,
00:22:58you have to escort the person up the stairs.
00:23:00This cat's really making it look nuts.
00:23:02Dude, no, it's not.
00:23:03Jumping around on you.
00:23:05It loves me.
00:23:06It's my cat.
00:23:06And you're just like, it's probably just like that.
00:23:09All right.
00:23:11Chipotle has a new phone rule.
00:23:13So I've seen this.
00:23:13If you go to Chipotle, you take your phone out.
00:23:15They put all the meat.
00:23:16Chipotle.
00:23:18Chipotle, dude.
00:23:19There's no way you actually say Chipotle.
00:23:20Everyone over 40 says Chipotle.
00:23:24We've did this.
00:23:24We've done this.
00:23:25I said, all right, we're just going to leave it.
00:23:28We'll leave it.
00:23:29This is kind of cool, though.
00:23:30I guess.
00:23:30Just check.
00:23:31Take your phone.
00:23:32Yeah, because I've heard so much bad shit about Chipotle.
00:23:37What do you want me to call it?
00:23:38Chipotle, whatever.
00:23:39Just do you.
00:23:40I was paying attention at their stock price through the roof.
00:23:44So I don't believe any of the negative shit.
00:23:46Um, new dating series.
00:23:48Virgin Island.
00:23:49Hulu is casting for a new reality series called Virgin Island.
00:23:52We're stunningly attracted, confident singles who have never had sex.
00:23:55Seek to change that.
00:23:56Obvious question.
00:23:57How do you how do you measure?
00:23:58How do you meter it?
00:24:00How do you know that they've never had sex?
00:24:02Yeah, this is this show.
00:24:05So everyone's lying.
00:24:06Everyone's lying.
00:24:07I think everyone's like who openly goes on a show that about sex and having sex.
00:24:13If they've never had sex.
00:24:15I feel like you're usually a pretty sexually like active person when you go on one of these
00:24:18shows, right?
00:24:18Totally.
00:24:19And usually hot people.
00:24:21I'm just going to say a fucking.
00:24:22Yeah, yeah.
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:23And Tentibo is like the only exception.
00:24:25But supposedly had anal and he didn't count that.
00:24:28That's maybe.
00:24:29Maybe these are all anal people.
00:24:31Maybe.
00:24:32I think that counts, by the way.
00:24:33But whatever.
00:24:34Right.
00:24:35That to me is you're having.
00:24:36What do you think about what do you think about soaking, Dave?
00:24:39Yeah, I think that counts.
00:24:40I think it counts too.
00:24:41Yeah, it's penetration.
00:24:43Correct.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45Metro's local government who made him put a fence up.
00:24:50A Seaside, California resident was ordered to put up a six foot tall fence,
00:24:53so his boat wasn't visible from the street to comply with code.
00:24:55The manager said he'd been parking his boat there for years,
00:24:57put a fence, had his artistic neighbor paint a photorealistic mural of his boat on the fence.
00:25:04Other neighbors are reportedly following.
00:25:05So I love that move.
00:25:07Yeah, that's an awesome move.
00:25:08That's awesome.
00:25:10And it makes sense.
00:25:11Like who fucking cares?
00:25:12Um, yeah.
00:25:13What?
00:25:13So they can look at a fence or look at a boat?
00:25:15I know.
00:25:16What's the difference?
00:25:17We still see the top of the boat, too.
00:25:19And it doesn't look like it's like a trash boat.
00:25:21That's like rusting away on his driveway.
00:25:24It looks like this guy's taking the boat.
00:25:26It looks like it.
00:25:27Yeah, it looks nice.
00:25:28Wedding champagne spray goes viral.
00:25:30A bride and groom are going viral after the groom purposely sprayed champagne.
00:25:33All of his new wife does divide the Internet on whether or not the bride was enjoying the shower.
00:25:37I guess let's watch this champagne shower.
00:25:40Oh, yeah.
00:25:41Oh, beautiful.
00:25:42That's like coma.
00:25:57I think he just got a little excited.
00:26:11This wedding's not going to last.
00:26:12It seems like there was no care.
00:26:14The marriage has nothing.
00:26:15It's dead.
00:26:16No, no, no, no spark.
00:26:19Nothing.
00:26:20That's too bad.
00:26:22I don't know that she was unhappy, but those two.
00:26:28That's sad.
00:26:29That was tough to watch.
00:26:30Best of luck.
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:31Cassie responds to the Diddy Hotel video.
00:26:33Okay, like this is, I'm sure she thanked everyone for having her support.
00:26:39Like what?
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:40Yeah, that's a horrible video.
00:26:43You have to, like, come out and say anything and relive it for so long ago for it to, like,
00:26:47come out.
00:26:47She's probably, like, finally letting it go with her new husband and stuff.
00:26:53Nicki Minaj was arrested in Amsterdam.
00:26:56Nicki Minaj was fined arrest at the airport and on suspicion of exporting soft drugs.
00:27:01Nicki Minaj had pre rolls in her bag, was detained for six hours, causing her to miss
00:27:05her Manchester show.
00:27:06She went on Instagram live during the arrest, claiming people were paid big money to
00:27:09sabotage her tour.
00:27:11She was arrested after all else failed.
00:27:14And what was done to her was illegal.
00:27:16I don't necessarily know the laws in Amsterdam.
00:27:19Like, I thought you could do whatever the fuck you want.
00:27:21I thought, yeah, I thought, like, all drugs were legal in Amsterdam.
00:27:24Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
00:27:26Isn't that like a red district?
00:27:28I'm pretty sure it's their motto.
00:27:30Bree just submitted it.
00:27:31She buys drugs in Amsterdam all the time.
00:27:32No, I bought shrooms there.
00:27:34Like, it's legal.
00:27:34I went into the store.
00:27:35You can purchase stuff there.
00:27:36You can't bring it in from planes.
00:27:39That's crazy.
00:27:41That seems.
00:27:43I one time had that, like, an overzealous, like, pilot.
00:27:49I had, like, chocolate.
00:27:52What did I have?
00:27:53It was a private flight to Massachusetts.
00:27:55Weed.
00:27:55Weed's legal.
00:27:57I didn't get arrested, but.
00:27:58But he found it.
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:01Did you?
00:28:01So he searched your bags?
00:28:02I feel like, wow.
00:28:04When do pilots go through bags?
00:28:07I've never heard of a pilot.
00:28:08I thought this was an overzealous pilot.
00:28:10This guy thought he was fucking Top Gun or something.
00:28:13I don't know what he was doing.
00:28:14The actually private charter company apologized to me after.
00:28:17It's like, that's the point to have the fly private.
00:28:21This guy just told me something.
00:28:22He's ready to go.
00:28:23You know, you find, like, overaggressive substitute teachers sometimes.
00:28:27Like, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:28:28This person was, like, going to do the FAA rules to the hilt.
00:28:32Maybe that's what Nicki Minaj ran into.
00:28:34I wouldn't really even look at you and be like, I got to search this guy's
00:28:38back. No, no.
00:28:40But that would be profiling, Bri.
00:28:43So true.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:45Probably shouldn't do that.
00:28:46Sean Kingston was arrested at the house rate.
00:28:47Sean Kingston was arrested in California on fraud.
00:28:49Theft charges up to SWAT rate is Florida Mansion, where his mother was arrested.
00:28:54Kingston allegedly failed to pay for luxury items.
00:28:56His mother is allegedly wrapped up in bank fraud.
00:28:58The attorney represented an individual allegedly suing Kingston says Kingston
00:29:02used a script to lure people that includes him boasting.
00:29:05But more than Justin Bieber, who he collaborated with on any meaning in 2010.
00:29:09If I saw this right, like, someone gave him, like, a free huge TV
00:29:14because he said he was going to get Bieber to, like, work with him on a song,
00:29:18which, honestly, you deserve to get your TV taken.
00:29:21If, like, you believe that.
00:29:23I don't know.
00:29:23That's all to it.
00:29:24Sean Kingston was just asking for like, he needed a TV, though.
00:29:29Sean Kingston had a wild life.
00:29:31He was like fire burning.
00:29:33I have some Sean Kingston.
00:29:34Then he got hangers.
00:29:37He, like, ran his jet ski into, like, didn't he, like, almost die in a jet ski accident?
00:29:42He was doing some crazy shit on a jet ski.
00:29:44I think.
00:29:44I think he went into, like, a jump or something.
00:29:48And, like, he was almost died.
00:29:50And now he kind of seems to be doing Bieber.
00:29:55He kind of seems too big to be doing tricks on a jet ski.
00:29:58I don't know if I look that up near near death experience on a jet ski.
00:30:03Thank you.
00:30:04I don't know.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:05Wow.
00:30:06That's not.
00:30:06But he's fine.
00:30:07He's back.
00:30:07He just needs a TV.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:09He's not fine.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10He's being swatted.
00:30:11Oh, well, that stinks.
00:30:13But he's alive.
00:30:14He is alive.
00:30:16He's kicking.
00:30:17Viral Bagel Boss guy gets in a fight at casino.
00:30:21This guy went super viral before.
00:30:23I haven't seen this.
00:30:24Oh, he's back.
00:30:25I guess he's back.
00:30:33Oh,
00:31:03I like I like Bagel Boss guy.
00:31:14He's so little.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16He just can't fight back.
00:31:17It feels wrong.
00:31:18It's like you see him.
00:31:19And you're kind of like, it doesn't matter how mad or vicious or cruel.
00:31:23He makes me laugh.
00:31:24He's like Bagel Boss guy.
00:31:27It doesn't matter that he's not a good guy.
00:31:29It's funny.
00:31:30You see him.
00:31:31And you're like, even I'm like, oh, no, not Bagel Boss guy.
00:31:34And then I saw him.
00:31:35My God.
00:31:36Where have you been?
00:31:37Bagel Boss guy.
00:31:38Well, I've been missing you.
00:31:39I've been missing you, man.
00:31:41That was the laziest punch I've ever seen someone make.
00:31:45That was like a backhand punch to the face.
00:31:51And he just starts kicking him.
00:31:53Oh, that's hilarious.
00:31:54Imagine you have, like, an angry leprechaun.
00:31:56Tyga and Travis Scott got into a fight.
00:31:59Tyga and Travis Scott was spotted getting in a fight at Kane's After Party.
00:32:02Police told Page Six models were flying everywhere.
00:32:05Someone got hit with an ice bucket.
00:32:06The Internet believes the two fighting over their shared ex, Kylie Jenner,
00:32:10reports they otherwise said Travis Scott was allegedly looking for a fight with anybody.
00:32:16I haven't seen any videos.
00:32:17Are there any videos?
00:32:18I don't think they'd fight over Kylie.
00:32:19Kylie, like, who cares?
00:32:23Kylie's happy with Timothy.
00:32:29I can't even tell who's who in this video.
00:32:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:32:42You want to take that shit outside?
00:32:43Take that shit outside.
00:32:45But respect me.
00:32:47Who was saying respect me?
00:32:48Fighting is so embarrassing.
00:32:50Like, grow up.
00:32:51Why are people fist fighting?
00:32:53Who said respect me?
00:32:56DJ?
00:32:57Whoever is performing.
00:32:58I don't know who it was.
00:33:00It seems like they both weren't performing.
00:33:01They were just their support and someone.
00:33:03It wasn't.
00:33:03That wasn't like a crazy fight.
00:33:05A lot of pushing and shoving.
00:33:06But yeah, I agree.
00:33:08It's crazy.
00:33:10There were models were flying around where they just toss them at each other.
00:33:13I saw one model did get tossed behind stage of them.
00:33:17They just my models ever.
00:33:18It's getting fucking because it was a tossed like they're kind of.
00:33:23It was like a push it.
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:25I bet you the models.
00:33:26The models probably took the brunt of the entire fight.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:29Because their bodies were getting cushioned being thrown into all these models.
00:33:33You know what I mean?
00:33:34Jeez.
00:33:36Drake raps over his diss track.
00:33:38OK.
00:33:39The BBL Jersey.
00:33:40Sexy Red's fucking everywhere.
00:33:42Everyone.
00:33:43I love her so much.
00:33:44Killing the game right now.
00:33:45I don't even know who she is.
00:33:46I mean, I do.
00:33:47But like, where'd she come from?
00:33:48She a rapper?
00:33:49She's a rapper.
00:33:50She's been she's been around for a while.
00:33:51But right now she's really, really hot.
00:33:53Why?
00:33:54Her music.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:55Her music is just like, dude, she got super famous from my coochie pink.
00:34:00My booty hole brown.
00:34:02And everyone was like, what the fuck?
00:34:04She's like, what?
00:34:04I thought everyone's booty hole was brown.
00:34:07And she just makes, like, funny songs.
00:34:09But they're also bangers.
00:34:10And I like with Nicki Minaj.
00:34:13And she does a lot of collab.
00:34:14She was with, like, Drake and stuff.
00:34:16So yeah.
00:34:16Like, whenever I see her, she's with other people.
00:34:18It's not her own shit.
00:34:19Like, you know, she has a lot of her own songs, too.
00:34:21OK.
00:34:22All right.
00:34:22Jon Summit exposes Walmart.
00:34:24Jon Summit.
00:34:24A man text Jon Summit saying he was in Vegas, hooked up with a girl who knew Jon Summit.
00:34:29Wait, a man texted Jon Summit saying he was in Vegas and hooked up with a girl who knew
00:34:33Jon Summit.
00:34:34The man said she hooked up with him because she thought he looked like a Walmart version
00:34:38of Jon Summit.
00:34:38Jon Summit posted his text with Walmart Jon Summit on his Instagram story, followed up
00:34:43with screenshots of Walmart Summit panicking because he has a girlfriend.
00:34:46Jon Summit told Walmart Summit he made his bed.
00:34:49Now he has to lie in it.
00:34:50I was watching this real time.
00:34:52I was just looking at Jon Summit story because I follow him and I was like, I can't believe
00:34:55what I'm seeing.
00:34:56It was awesome.
00:34:57Jon Summit's the man for doing this question.
00:34:59How does Walmart Jon Summit have the real Jon Summit's phone number?
00:35:04So this girl, she got it.
00:35:06He got it from the girl he hooked up with, I think.
00:35:08And she was like, she had Jon Summit's number.
00:35:11It was like, you kind of look like Jon Summit.
00:35:13So a man texted Jon Summit saying he was in Vegas, hooked up with a girl who knew.
00:35:19The man said she hooked up with him.
00:35:21That's what I'm assuming.
00:35:23So the girl had already hooked up with the real Jon Summit and then hooked up.
00:35:27No, she didn't say she hooked up with him.
00:35:29Well, how would she have his number?
00:35:31She knew.
00:35:31She knows him.
00:35:32You don't have to hook up.
00:35:33They probably hooked up, Dave.
00:35:35They probably hooked up.
00:35:37Well, but you're saying that then the girl hooked up with the guy who looks like him.
00:35:41That's why I'm saying I don't think she wanted to hook up with him.
00:35:43Because why would she hook up with the Walmart version if she hooked up with the real one?
00:35:48Why would she have his number?
00:35:49Maybe that she went to one of his shows and then got his numbers.
00:35:53And then it never happened.
00:35:54Let's not be naive.
00:35:55Dude, what do you mean?
00:35:56Maybe they never.
00:35:57That's you sound so stupid right now.
00:35:59You haven't gotten girls numbers that you want to hook up with, but it fell through.
00:36:03You've hooked up with every person's number you've ever gotten.
00:36:08No, I'm not.
00:36:10Well, let me.
00:36:11No, I guess no.
00:36:13But I don't think I've ever had a girl give me her number.
00:36:18And then she's like, I hooked up with a guy who looks like you.
00:36:22Yeah, but it's John Summit.
00:36:23He probably got 40 girls numbers one night, and then he hooked up with the one he wanted to.
00:36:27And then this girl is probably obsessed with John Summit.
00:36:29John Summit's given his number out to 40 girls.
00:36:32I don't.
00:36:33Seems like an irresponsible move.
00:36:34I don't think I don't really give out my phone number that readily.
00:36:39Yeah, I feel like if you're giving.
00:36:41I just feel like if you're giving your number to a chick.
00:36:43You're interested.
00:36:44And you've taken it out of the DMs.
00:36:46Yeah, take it out of the DMs.
00:36:47You've taken out of that place.
00:36:48You're probably hooking up.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:50Just because why would she?
00:36:53You're more careful with your guys.
00:36:54I'm not saying they didn't want to hook up, but I'm saying it probably didn't happen.
00:36:58And she was like, well, the best I can do is.
00:37:00No, but there's a little more to the conversation because it was just a nobody like John.
00:37:05What is this?
00:37:06People ring with us.
00:37:07I don't know how this is happening.
00:37:09Spree was actually doing a thumbs up when she was doing her hand motions.
00:37:12Yeah, because subconsciously, I think they probably hooked up because John Summit,
00:37:18the real one got pretty invested in this story.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:22Why is he so interested in this?
00:37:24Just some random girl who got his number when he was giving it out.
00:37:29That's funny.
00:37:29If someone texted you, Dave, and was like, dude, I just I just fucked this girl because
00:37:35I've slightly looked like you.
00:37:36You would think this is hilarious.
00:37:37I'll tell you what I do, Brie.
00:37:39I would let me see the guy and then I'd be either you insulted me or that's a great compliment.
00:37:44Exactly.
00:37:45But you might screenshot and be like, wow, good compliment.
00:37:47This guy's handsome.
00:37:48I won't start doing.
00:37:49Yeah, I do agree that it is funny either way.
00:37:52It's funny.
00:37:53And if it did, if it did happen, it's guaranteed.
00:37:56Does anyone have his info?
00:37:58John Summit?
00:37:59No, no, no, no, not me personally.
00:38:01No, no.
00:38:03Does he follow any of our accounts?
00:38:04Just DM me.
00:38:05Did you fuck that girl in the story?
00:38:07I bet he did.
00:38:08Want me to ask him?
00:38:08We follow each other.
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:11Yep.
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12Okay, let's see.
00:38:15Another question.
00:38:16Who is John Summit?
00:38:17He's a you know, John Summit is not a clue.
00:38:20I don't think that's crazy.
00:38:22Josh doesn't like that type of music.
00:38:23He's a DJ.
00:38:24He's like one of the most popular DJs.
00:38:27She's like a DJ.
00:38:29Shout out.
00:38:30Shout out.
00:38:30Summit.
00:38:31What am I asking him?
00:38:32Did you fuck that girl in the story?
00:38:34We're on BFF.
00:38:35Dave says yes.
00:38:37You can just give your phone number out.
00:38:39Like, hey, I'm DJ and the whole booth have my phone number.
00:38:42I don't think so.
00:38:44That's Mike.
00:38:45What if he's like, I don't even know who this girl is that he's talking about?
00:38:48Did you hook up with?
00:38:50What?
00:38:50The girl?
00:38:51How's the girl texting?
00:38:53John Walmart.
00:38:54How would you have his number then?
00:38:56Yeah, he has to know.
00:38:57He has to know.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:00What do you mean?
00:39:01How is he?
00:39:02What girl are you talking?
00:39:02The girl who texted you?
00:39:04The girl didn't text him.
00:39:05Huh?
00:39:06The guy texted him, but the guy got the number from the girl.
00:39:10So the girl would have had to have had a conversation.
00:39:14The guy texted John Summit?
00:39:15Yes, Dave.
00:39:16Oh, I want.
00:39:17And John Summit responded.
00:39:19So the guy texted John Summit and was like, is this really John Summit?
00:39:22Sent a picture of himself and was like, I just got laid because a girl said I kind of
00:39:25looked like you.
00:39:26Do you act?
00:39:27And then then the guy, John Summit posted it and was like, this is funny.
00:39:30Congrats on getting laid.
00:39:31Walmart.
00:39:32John Summit.
00:39:32Then after John Summit posted it, the guy texted him back and was like, dude, please
00:39:37delete that.
00:39:37I have a girlfriend.
00:39:38What the fuck?
00:39:38Please, please, please.
00:39:39And then John Summit, the real one was like, you dug your own grave.
00:39:43You must live in it now.
00:39:45Got it.
00:39:46Damn.
00:39:47Hardcore.
00:39:48I don't like the girl.
00:39:49Girls get John Summits number and gives out the number.
00:39:52Yeah, she should not be giving out the number.
00:39:54She's also I mean, John Summit, I don't know if I like the guy either, though.
00:39:58The guy kind of also seems like a scumbag.
00:40:01Well, the worst this may be so mad who would text the guy like, well, he cheated on what
00:40:08happened is he cheated on his girlfriend, got the number from the girl so that he could
00:40:12ask John to delete the post off.
00:40:13And how?
00:40:14Yes, he does not look like John Summit.
00:40:16He looks like Nick from mouth.
00:40:17No, he initiated it.
00:40:19The guy did.
00:40:19Hey, is this the real job?
00:40:21Which, by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:22And you're texting John Summit like really like what a fucking moron.
00:40:27You do deserve to lay in your dead bed.
00:40:29Yeah, that's why I was like, I love this move by John Summit.
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00:41:14Mike Tyson suffers medical emergency two months from his fright with Jake Paul.
00:41:17Mike Tyson suffered a medical emergency on plane traveling Miami to L.A.
00:41:21Tyser had an ulcer flare up, which caused him to become nauseous and dizzy.
00:41:24But after asking doctors on board being treated by paramedics, he is now doing great.
00:41:28Listen, this fight.
00:41:32Crazy.
00:41:34Ulcer is not a liability.
00:41:35Just be like, ah.
00:41:38I mean, I imagine Mike has to be like ripping the test and steroids and stuff like that.
00:41:42Like there was a video of him on treadmill.
00:41:44He looked really strange.
00:41:47I mean, the worst thing that could ever strange.
00:41:50I can just find running funny running funny or he just.
00:41:53Yeah, people like they can't believe this fight is happening.
00:41:55The worst thing that could ever happen to Jake Paul is if he really hurt Mike Tyson.
00:42:00Imagine he killed Mike Tyson.
00:42:01Like if he really hurt Mike Tyson, that's the worst thing.
00:42:05It's almost better for Paul if Tyson wins me.
00:42:07I don't know.
00:42:08The whole thing's crazy.
00:42:09It is nuts.
00:42:14Oh, I can see why you say he looks a little strange.
00:42:21But he's doing like a boxing run.
00:42:22I don't know.
00:42:23Maybe it was strange.
00:42:25Is it the type of open?
00:42:26It was a skill.
00:42:27Johansson's voice.
00:42:27I thought we already talked about this.
00:42:31What?
00:42:33Like just AI voice in general.
00:42:35No, Scarlett Johansson.
00:42:36She's mad, right?
00:42:37I am anti.
00:42:40I mean, she's probably mad because people are just going to like porn now and you're
00:42:44going to be able to have her talk to you.
00:42:46Yeah, it's gross.
00:42:49The AI, I think the AI shit is just scary and weird.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:53Japanese competitive eater retires.
00:42:56Put some respect on his name.
00:42:59Holy shit.
00:43:00Kobayashi.
00:43:01Japanese competitive eater retires.
00:43:03It's Kobayashi.
00:43:05He's the guy.
00:43:06Yeah.
00:43:07Until Joey Chestnut took him off.
00:43:10Did you know Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut was before today?
00:43:13I know.
00:43:14I know.
00:43:14I do chestnut.
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:16Morons like everybody knows that Joey Chestnut is.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22Joey Chestnut is an American hero.
00:43:24So he dethroned Kobayashi.
00:43:26Kobayashi was like 10 years or something before chestnut came along.
00:43:31Could you guys do competitive eating?
00:43:33No.
00:43:34Japanese in America always going out today.
00:43:36Why?
00:43:36Where else?
00:43:38Like World War Two.
00:43:39True.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:42Sophie Richie gave birth to a daughter.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:45It's good for her.
00:43:46Beautiful little daughter in the world.
00:43:48I can't wait to see Haley Bieber's and Justin Bieber's baby.
00:43:51That thing's going to be beautiful.
00:43:53Probably one foot tall, though.
00:43:55What?
00:43:55Why short, baby?
00:43:56Bieber's not tall.
00:43:57No, he's not that short, though.
00:43:59No, he's short.
00:44:01How short are we talking?
00:44:02Is he like five?
00:44:03I saw Bieber once.
00:44:04I thought I could put him in my back pocket.
00:44:05Five, nine.
00:44:06No way.
00:44:07Aren't you?
00:44:07How tall are you, Dave?
00:44:08Watch yourself there, Bree.
00:44:10But I'm saying, aren't you five, nine?
00:44:13Five, 10?
00:44:15Five, 11.
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:16Well, you think you're two inches taller or shorter than me?
00:44:19If you're saying you're six, one, yeah.
00:44:23I think you're a little bit more than two inches shorter than me.
00:44:25I thought you and Zach were the same height.
00:44:27I thought you were saying you thought I was taller.
00:44:29No, I'm taller than Zach.
00:44:30No.
00:44:30No, no, no, no.
00:44:31How tall is Zach?
00:44:32Like five, nine?
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:34This has been a debate.
00:44:35Everyone's trying to figure it out, too.
00:44:36So I'll just let everyone know he's five, nine.
00:44:38We have a picture of you and Zach.
00:44:39You're taller than him.
00:44:41I know I am.
00:44:41I just said I was.
00:44:44I don't lie about my height.
00:44:45People have been trying to measure me for years.
00:44:48Mm hmm.
00:44:49Why haven't you ever just posted a picture of you next to, like, a measuring tape?
00:44:52I have done it multiple times.
00:44:54I've done it every which way.
00:44:55I'm happy to let myself be measured.
00:44:57I don't fuck around my height.
00:44:59Well, maybe the hair gives you an extra inch.
00:45:00Maybe you're five, 10.
00:45:01No.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08Correct.
00:45:09Oh, wait.
00:45:10My camera stopped recording.
00:45:11Sure it did.
00:45:13Oh.
00:45:13No, it did.
00:45:14Great timing.
00:45:15Great timing.
00:45:16I'm five, five, five, ten and a half, five, eleven.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:22All right.
00:45:23I'll see what I see.
00:45:25What a coward move.
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:26She disappeared.
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:28Oh, wait.
00:45:28No, actually, Austin, what do I do?
00:45:30It stopped.
00:45:30Dave's taller than Zach.
00:45:32What do you mean?
00:45:32Let me get out of here.
00:45:33Let me just get out.
00:45:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:35Let me kill my camera.
00:45:36It's fully charged.
00:45:38Sure it is.
00:45:39Yeah.
00:45:39You just put the shutter back on or whatever.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:42You put the cover on.
00:45:43No.
00:45:45So the red light's off.
00:45:46Red light is off.
00:45:48What happens if you click it?
00:45:50I just started recording again, and then it shuts off immediately.
00:45:54Should I switch cards in it?
00:45:57Yeah, that shouldn't have anything to do with it being on, though.
00:45:59Okay.
00:45:59Ready?
00:45:59Look.
00:46:00And then I press record.
00:46:02Yeah, you're on now.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:04Do we want to run back the picture of you and Zach?
00:46:07Well, it was clear that my height was vindicated.
00:46:11Your height was probably accurate.
00:46:12You can put it on.
00:46:13I told you how tall it was.
00:46:15But I'm saying I think you're like an inch taller, right?
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:19Inch, inch and a half.
00:46:20Yeah, that's what I said.
00:46:22No, you were trying to say shorter.
00:46:25No, you were trying to say Justin Bieber.
00:46:26You could put him in your back pocket.
00:46:28Well, because Bieber was also if he was Zach's height is also not nearly as broad.
00:46:35He was.
00:46:35That's a good point.
00:46:36That's a good point.
00:46:37I think they're the same height, but Zach is like built.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:40Because I think I'm a pretty skinny guy.
00:46:43And a lot of people, when they see me on social media, they assume like I'm shorter.
00:46:46And then when they see me in person, they're like, oh, shit, you're really tall.
00:46:49Or they'll always be like, oh, you're taller than I expect.
00:46:50And I think it's just because I don't look broad.
00:46:53You know what I mean?
00:46:54True.
00:46:55Millie, Bobby Brown, Jake, Bonaji and Avi secretly married.
00:46:59I thought they were always.
00:47:00I don't know.
00:47:01I always get confused.
00:47:02I think we're saying Bon Jovi.
00:47:04It is Bon Jovi.
00:47:05Oh, it's not.
00:47:06Wow.
00:47:06I thought this whole time it was.
00:47:08No.
00:47:09That's I thought it was like Bon Jovi's kid.
00:47:11Yeah, no.
00:47:12Wow.
00:47:13What the fuck?
00:47:13Wait.
00:47:14Yes.
00:47:16What?
00:47:16That is Bon Jovi's kid.
00:47:20Oh, so.
00:47:21So it just led us astray.
00:47:23What a turn of events.
00:47:25It is Bon Jovi's kid.
00:47:26That's how you spell his actual last name.
00:47:28I think Bon Jovi is probably just maybe the stage pronunciation of it.
00:47:31Ah, OK.
00:47:33So it is Bon Jovi's kid.
00:47:34So back to what we thought.
00:47:35All right, then.
00:47:35Wow.
00:47:36No, look at that full circle.
00:47:3820 to 22, though.
00:47:39Crazy young.
00:47:40What are the odds you guys think this ends up staying?
00:47:43I'm rooting for it.
00:47:44I'm rooting for it.
00:47:45I love Bon Jovi.
00:47:47I did a pizza review.
00:47:48One of the coolest dudes who ever lived.
00:47:49So I'll say it goes forever.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:51They're pretty adorable together.
00:47:53They are.
00:47:54This guy?
00:47:55Oh, no.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:56No, no.
00:47:57A different guy.
00:47:57There's the Hampton Waters and the other one.
00:47:59I thought both of them.
00:48:00They both were there.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:03I feel like they're also like at least Millie Bobby Brown's been working since she was like nine.
00:48:07So she probably feels like she's 30.
00:48:08That's me.
00:48:09That is Josh Richards.
00:48:11That's just the height difference between you and Josh.
00:48:13Oh, yeah.
00:48:16So I feel like there's a discrepancy of, like, two inches.
00:48:18And Dave's neck is straight up.
00:48:20And mine's, like, turned down to the side.
00:48:22You got to think.
00:48:22Mine is not straight up.
00:48:24I'm like hunchback.
00:48:25I go straight up.
00:48:26I get another wrench.
00:48:27So that's I get another two.
00:48:28Probably stars rumored to be in live action.
00:48:31Hercules.
00:48:32Who gives a fuck?
00:48:32That's cool.
00:48:33BFF corner.
00:48:35Alex Cooper response.
00:48:36Today's movie theory.
00:48:37I haven't seen this.
00:48:39It's just that screenshot.
00:48:40She just said that's not true.
00:48:43Oh, she posted this.
00:48:45No, she just replied.
00:48:46Just DM it.
00:48:47Oh, okay.
00:48:49Wait, what was what was going on with movie and being?
00:48:52I had a movie theory last episode.
00:48:54So we had movie moves in when you weren't here.
00:48:57And some girl had a theory that Alice Cooper on well network was going to try to steal moves.
00:49:02And I was actually saying when I did call her daddy,
00:49:05I was she didn't know who moves was.
00:49:07And there was a part in the episode when I'm like, yeah, moves is the best.
00:49:11And it was not in the episodes.
00:49:12So that was a big conspiracy theory.
00:49:15I wonder why she cut it.
00:49:18I don't know.
00:49:19If that wasn't if your theory was incorrect.
00:49:21Because we don't know of anything else that was cut out.
00:49:23I at least I don't think Ryan Garcia versus Josh continued after the BFF episode.
00:49:29Eric Garcia respond.
00:49:30Telling Josh to tell the truth.
00:49:32Tell the truth.
00:49:32Bitch.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:33Bitch.
00:49:34The truth.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:34I didn't even actually see this tweet.
00:49:36Josh Richards, you bitch.
00:49:37Tell the truth.
00:49:38All caps.
00:49:39What's the truth?
00:49:40He was yelling it out.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:41Yelling it at me.
00:49:43I told the truth last week.
00:49:45Why do people think you broke up?
00:49:47I think because Gabby was gone and I was gone.
00:49:50Like I text.
00:49:51She's been in Brazil for the last.
00:49:53You did.
00:49:54Yeah, because you got tricked.
00:49:56Oh, so many people were.
00:49:58I didn't know why they just kept me being like,
00:50:00check on your BFF.
00:50:01Check on your BFF.
00:50:02Josh, what's wrong?
00:50:03And I'm like, I texted him.
00:50:04I'm like, are you okay?
00:50:05I'm getting so I think.
00:50:06I think it was just because like I hadn't posted on TikTok for like 10 days.
00:50:10And then on top of that, I was.
00:50:12I was traveling.
00:50:13I was going to New York and I had like business stuff.
00:50:15So I wasn't in L.A.
00:50:16And then Gabby was in Brazil at the same time.
00:50:18So we weren't together and we weren't posting.
00:50:20So I think people just assumed like, oh, but.
00:50:22And then he missed the episode.
00:50:24People thought he was sad.
00:50:25So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:27I think that's what really did it is when like I didn't.
00:50:29I wasn't there last week, which was because I had an Amazon shoot.
00:50:33People like I think tried to put two and two together.
00:50:35That's when I started getting all the DMS.
00:50:37Well, yeah, yeah.
00:50:38Episode aired and they're like, is he shows here?
00:50:40They do think you'll be.
00:50:40I didn't get any.
00:50:41I didn't get one.
00:50:42Michael, check in on Josh.
00:50:44No DMS.
00:50:46Miss Peaches went missing.
00:50:47This is horrible.
00:50:48Oh, my God, Dave.
00:50:49What the fuck?
00:50:50How did this happen?
00:50:50There was a little gap in my backyard.
00:50:54So my backyard is very fenced in.
00:50:57And she can go into the wood, but I couldn't find her for like an hour.
00:51:01It's the worst feeling.
00:51:02Like, I knew she was gone.
00:51:04Yeah, gone, gone.
00:51:05Oh, she's at the construction yard next door, just doing hood rat stuff.
00:51:08So but she wasn't far, at least.
00:51:11No, she was trapped in the next door.
00:51:13It was like, it's so hot.
00:51:14Miami.
00:51:14She's working a construction site.
00:51:17Also, people over there.
00:51:18Or did you know you found her?
00:51:20I went there.
00:51:20She was just like huffing and puffing because so hot.
00:51:23But it was good to get her back.
00:51:25She's home.
00:51:26Also, I think I'm about to make a video.
00:51:29I think she got shadow banned on Instagram.
00:51:34They thought she was growing too quick.
00:51:36I think, probably.
00:51:37They say.
00:51:40So there's a New Jersey shelter in Monmouth who had a dog that they named Mr.
00:51:45Portnoy that kind of looks like Miss Peaches and needed to be adopted.
00:51:49And in the description, her previous owner shot a pellet gun at her.
00:51:56So I posted her being like, she needs adoption.
00:52:00And then in parentheses below it.
00:52:02I'm like, by the way, anybody who shoots a BB gun at a dog deserves to be murdered.
00:52:06And they're saying Miss Peaches is threatening people now.
00:52:09That's totally what it is.
00:52:11Oh, yeah.
00:52:14No, they took it down.
00:52:16But you're just speaking.
00:52:17The tree is gone.
00:52:19What the fuck?
00:52:20This is so annoying.
00:52:22She's gone.
00:52:24Can you hear me?
00:52:26Just ominous voice.
00:52:27Like, how does she still recording it?
00:52:29Like.
00:52:31Addison Rae, like Miss Peaches, Tik Tok about peaches.
00:52:33Good.
00:52:34We're selling Miss Peaches peaches.
00:52:36They're straight from Georgia.
00:52:38100% to charity.
00:52:40There's only like four families, I think, in Georgia who have the right to sell and ship
00:52:43authentic Georgia peaches.
00:52:45They start June six.
00:52:46So 50 bucks, 13 peaches.
00:52:49All the charity.
00:52:50Hey, are you there?
00:52:54There you're back.
00:52:55When it does that, does the actual recording turn off?
00:52:58Or is the camera still running?
00:53:02That I don't even know what that means.
00:53:03Like, is the red light still on when that happens?
00:53:05Or does that turn?
00:53:06No, no, no, no.
00:53:07It turns off.
00:53:07All right.
00:53:07We'll figure it out after Alex Earl stole Breeze merch?
00:53:10Question mark on a recent episode plan.
00:53:12Bree Bree talked about Alex Earl stealing a quote from Breeze merch that was based on
00:53:15Drake's album.
00:53:16If you're reading, this is too late.
00:53:18Prior to talking about the merch on podcast, pre post and deleted the Tik Tok about it.
00:53:22Yeah, well, I just posted a Tik Tok saying.
00:53:25I didn't even use the word steal.
00:53:26I said, Alex Earl, I made this merch a year and a half ago.
00:53:29But I said, I love Alex Earl.
00:53:30So sly.
00:53:31And then somehow I'm still the bad guy.
00:53:33So I deleted the Tik Tok.
00:53:35But I made the I made the merch two years ago, and it's literally the same thing.
00:53:39There's a chance she had no clue.
00:53:41No, that's what I said on the podcast.
00:53:42I said she had absolutely crazy to intentionally be because she likes the podcast.
00:53:47So that's what I said on the podcast.
00:53:49I was like, she probably has a team that brings her ideas for merch, and she just takes them.
00:53:54And I said she definitely had no idea.
00:53:56Got it.
00:53:57Bree is starting a solo show.
00:53:58And last week episodes of Bram Brie.
00:54:00Brie.
00:54:00Now she's thinking of starting a solo episode on the podcast called Thera Brie, where she
00:54:04offers advice, but unsure how to go about it since Jake Thane has a therapist podcast.
00:54:10Well, not start.
00:54:10I'm bringing it back.
00:54:11So plan Brie started as a solo thing.
00:54:14So I was just going to do a solo like episode.
00:54:18But everyone was like, you and Grace are breaking up.
00:54:22I got DMs about that.
00:54:25I didn't get Josh breakup.
00:54:26I got Grace and Brie save them control what's going on in your company.
00:54:33So what's going on?
00:54:35Nothing.
00:54:36People are fucking crazy.
00:54:37I was with Grace yesterday, last night.
00:54:40There you go.
00:54:41And Grace is doing all of her comedy stuff in New York.
00:54:43And I just want to do what I used to do with it.
00:54:47Nothing would change.
00:54:47There would just be more content from the both of us.
00:54:49Right.
00:54:50Just a bonus episode.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:52And people are just like, you guys are breaking up.
00:54:54What the fuck?
00:54:54Well, I think there's the element of like, me and Grace are best friends forever.
00:54:58You guys are so annoying.
00:54:59Yeah, but there is the I believe that.
00:55:02But there's always the element of like, you have very serious boyfriends that always changes
00:55:07any not just you, but like, you'd be best friends.
00:55:10But that is contributing to the hypotheses.
00:55:15Yeah, that's true.
00:55:17Um, BFFs, read comments, read comments.
00:55:22We haven't done this a couple weeks.
00:55:25I like my hair today.
00:55:27I'll just say it.
00:55:28Okay.
00:55:28Okay.
00:55:28That's my comment.
00:55:29That's a reader comment.
00:55:30No, no, no.
00:55:31I think I think can we your hair looks good.
00:55:34You're a small corner right now.
00:55:35But from what I remember is.
00:55:37No, this is good.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39Oh, my God.
00:55:40I'll just be a voice.
00:55:41This is so annoying.
00:55:42Good hair.
00:55:43Mine's getting a little long and in front of my face now.
00:55:46So I wore a hat.
00:55:48Hats help me sometimes.
00:55:50I just like I feel like I showered right before the podcast, so I didn't really get to, you know,
00:55:54like style the hair.
00:55:55It was kind of just coming in wet and drying throughout the pod.
00:55:58Now we're just watching a cat lick its anus.
00:56:00Yeah.
00:56:02Can you see it?
00:56:02Sick.
00:56:04It's not looking at anus.
00:56:05It's looking its back.
00:56:06I love Dave, but sometimes I feel like he's a little slow and should be wearing a helmet.
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:11That doesn't really seem like someone loves me.
00:56:14Well, maybe.
00:56:16You think people don't love.
00:56:17I get fine.
00:56:18Whatever.
00:56:19I don't like a lot of these subjects.
00:56:22I don't know much about going in.
00:56:24So maybe it takes me a while to ramp up like with whatever those lies that you made up.
00:56:30Faith, Feral or Phoenix.
00:56:33Verb.
00:56:33What are you talking about?
00:56:36Josh knew exactly what I was talking about.
00:56:38Yeah, I knew exactly.
00:56:39You were mixing therapist with Doofenshmirtz and it became like
00:56:43pair of puss.
00:56:44It was all there.
00:56:44I just had to put it together.
00:56:46Thank you.
00:56:46Yeah, I couldn't put that.
00:56:48So then maybe I speak.
00:56:49I speak Davines.
00:56:51You know what I'm saying?
00:56:51I got Josh, bro.
00:56:54I couldn't grow a beard till after 30.
00:56:55And now I have a glorious one.
00:56:56Keep trying.
00:56:57That's what I'm saying.
00:56:58Everyone's saying I couldn't grow a beard because I'm already 22 and it comes in patchy.
00:57:02Fuck yourself.
00:57:04All right.
00:57:04Good for you.
00:57:07Do double thumbs up.
00:57:08It shows fireworks.
00:57:08We can't even.
00:57:10Oh, yeah, very cool.
00:57:12Mine doesn't do anything.
00:57:13Very happy new year.
00:57:14That's cool.
00:57:15That is good to know.
00:57:16Dave put shimmery white eye shadow in the corner of his eyes.
00:57:23What do you mean?
00:57:24Do you, Dave?
00:57:25Of course, do that.
00:57:26But that was like, that's actually a huge compliment.
00:57:29Right.
00:57:30Or maybe they just think it's like the eye gunk build up in the corner of your eyes.
00:57:34Oh, I hope that's like sleep.
00:57:36Or they think you have really white eye whites.
00:57:39Dave put shimmery white eye shadow in the corner.
00:57:42That sounds delightful.
00:57:43It sounds like you have like a little glow to your eyes.
00:57:45Yes.
00:57:46Yes.
00:57:46It's beautiful.
00:57:48Thank you.
00:57:49I don't.
00:57:49Thank you.
00:57:50100% only watch this show for Dave and Brianna.
00:57:53Josh has given absolutely nothing.
00:57:54Well, I'm not even here anymore.
00:57:56Bri doesn't even have a camera on.
00:57:58That's what we're talking about.
00:58:00I was mean.
00:58:01I was mean.
00:58:02Dave's bobblehead of himself is hot.
00:58:07I've heard mixed things.
00:58:08It's a gigantic bobblehead.
00:58:11No, it's not small.
00:58:12I mean.
00:58:16Oh, it's gigantic.
00:58:19I mean, it's fucking huge.
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:22Where'd you get that?
00:58:23Does someone make that for you?
00:58:24I don't know how to get it on camera.
00:58:27You probably have to tilt it sideways.
00:58:29You almost have to hold it like how they hold the Stanley Cup.
00:58:31He doesn't have headphones on.
00:58:34Oh, I'm saying you would have had to hold it like you hold the Stanley Cup to get it all.
00:58:38Yeah, it's fucking huge.
00:58:39Did someone make that for you?
00:58:42No.
00:58:42Well, yes, they're high noon.
00:58:44They're in like liquor stores.
00:58:46Cool.
00:58:47Speaking of the high noon iced teas, if you haven't had them, they're fucking great.
00:58:50Can Dave be any more jealous of Travis Kelsey?
00:58:53He is in love with Taylor Swift.
00:58:54Hilarious.
00:58:55I am not in love with Taylor Swift.
00:58:57I've said this so many times.
00:59:01I'm not remotely sexually attracted to Taylor Swift.
00:59:05I was going to say, I guess that's a good question.
00:59:07So you're not attracted to her?
00:59:08You wouldn't want to date her?
00:59:10No.
00:59:10You just love her music and her art?
00:59:13Yeah, I mean, I think for a lot of guys, I don't think many guys would.
00:59:21And I don't mean this disrespectfully.
00:59:23She doesn't have that like, I want to fuck her vibe to her.
00:59:29She has a very pretty face.
00:59:33All right.
00:59:34Right.
00:59:35But she doesn't lose sex appeal.
00:59:39Bri has long ass fingers.
00:59:40Ouch.
00:59:41Be meaner.
00:59:44I can't even see.
00:59:44What's wrong with having long fingers?
00:59:46Also, they're not that long.
00:59:47I wish you could see me on the camera right now.
00:59:51I bet your cats like that.
00:59:53Okay, that's weird.
00:59:56Why do you have to go to a sexual place?
00:59:57I was just talking about, like, for scratching them.
00:59:58I know, but just don't talk about my cats.
01:00:01A Mr. Peaches would break the internet.
01:00:05I think you need it.
01:00:06I think Miss Peaches needs a friend.
01:00:08It's so much better having two dogs.
01:00:10I have my eye on one.
01:00:12Okay.
01:00:13Maybe that would help revitalize the shadow band.
01:00:17You know what I'm saying?
01:00:17Like, get rid of the shadow band.
01:00:19It would just be too much.
01:00:20We made.
01:00:21I made a TikTok today for her.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:23We'll see if that helps.
01:00:25Like, when I say I always make TikToks,
01:00:27but I made, like, a TikTok-y TikTok.
01:00:29I used, like, a sound.
01:00:31Yeah, correct.
01:00:33If you don't like Portnoy, you're a loser.
01:00:35Yes.
01:00:37Brianna and Josh are cool, too.
01:00:38You forgot that part.
01:00:39I was going to say, you left that part out.
01:00:40I was enamored with the first sentence.
01:00:42No, we're all so cool.
01:00:43It's cool.
01:00:44It's cool.
01:00:49You want to read this one, Austin?
01:00:50Yeah, you got this, Austin.
01:00:51Austin's voice drives me up a wall.
01:00:53Sounds like he constantly needs to clear his throat.
01:00:55Thanks.
01:00:58Honestly, when I heard your voice right there,
01:01:00I was like, he needs to clear his throat a little.
01:01:03Sick.
01:01:03Thanks, Bri.
01:01:05Wow, Bri.
01:01:06What?
01:01:07You and your long-ass fingers.
01:01:07You sound a little sick.
01:01:09Yeah, nice.
01:01:10Get her back.
01:01:10Get her back, Austin.
01:01:12Tell her.
01:01:13Austin, we're friends.
01:01:13Josh has never had an opinion Dave has in Fort Worth.
01:01:15I'm the only one of these three that you're actually friends with.
01:01:18I've gone against Dave a bunch of times.
01:01:20I can't help if I agree with him on an opinion.
01:01:26What?
01:01:26I'm supposed to lie?
01:01:26I'm supposed to sit on the show and lie?
01:01:28Yeah, maybe we all just have similar thoughts.
01:01:32I'm not a liar.
01:01:37Dave Portnoy is the definition of a tryhard.
01:01:41I feel like I'm the opposite of a tryhard.
01:01:44You're nonchalant, would you say?
01:01:45Or are you chalant?
01:01:50What does chalant mean?
01:01:52I don't know.
01:01:53Nonchalant means chill, so I'm assuming chalant is the opposite.
01:01:55I think I'm nonchalant.
01:01:56I don't think it's tryhard.
01:01:58Yeah, nonchalant.
01:01:59I don't like that little crying emoji at the end.
01:02:01It makes this a little more personal.
01:02:04The laughing with the tears of laughter.
01:02:07It's like, that's not a laughing with you.
01:02:08That's a laughing at you.
01:02:09It's laughing at me.
01:02:10Yeah, that's shoving you longer.
01:02:12To the point, I'm almost like gonna Google this billionaire person and be like, who are you?
01:02:19I'm not gonna.
01:02:20Is Dave's nose sunburned and swollen?
01:02:22It's just getting longer.
01:02:23This is mean.
01:02:24Longer, bigger, kind of looks like a mini elephant trunk.
01:02:26No hate, big, silly fan.
01:02:28Yeah, that's just mean.
01:02:29This is just like the meanest thing said.
01:02:31You can't say that and then say no hate?
01:02:33I live in Miami and it is sunburned a lot.
01:02:35It's not swollen.
01:02:37I think your nose looks good.
01:02:38Thank you.
01:02:40No hate, though.
01:02:41No hate.
01:02:43This was awful.
01:02:44Josh carries the show.
01:02:45Hey, they're talking about the last episode.
01:02:47See, Josh does add to the show.
01:02:50Josh does.
01:02:50I thought we got a kind of like mix.
01:02:53Like, oh, we put something.
01:02:54What the fuck?
01:02:58What is going on?
01:02:59What what?
01:03:00The fans are split.
01:03:02The fans are split.
01:03:02There you go.
01:03:10Has it ever talked about how good of a guy Dave actually is?
01:03:13Very rarely.
01:03:14Very rarely.
01:03:15Only when Dave talks about it himself.
01:03:17Why is Dave orange?
01:03:21I'm just not orange.
01:03:22So like, what are you talking about?
01:03:24Yeah, maybe your fucking screen is fucked.
01:03:28I think it's a Canadian thing because I say fragile like Josh.
01:03:31It is a Canadian thing and an Australian thing.
01:03:34I found that out after multiple people that pronounce it like that.
01:03:38So what's up?
01:03:40Double bird to everyone on the pod that said I pronounced it incorrectly.
01:03:44Fragile.
01:03:45Well, just because other people say it doesn't mean it's right.
01:03:49Ryan Garcia in the wrong, but he couldn't give.
01:03:51No, I did.
01:03:52I did.
01:03:52This was way in the past.
01:03:53I was saying this was way in the past.
01:03:54I did tell him it was Isabel Moran.
01:03:56They're dope pants.
01:03:57They're like jeans with a bunch of pockets.
01:03:59Kind of like painter pants.
01:04:02It shouldn't work through to crack me out.
01:04:05I mean, this is what it's like a tweet from, like, four years ago.
01:04:09Yeah, this is like the OG tweets.
01:04:11All right, there it is.
01:04:13That's tweets.
01:04:13Breeze gone.
01:04:14Good.
01:04:14We don't need to breathe.
01:04:15That's the episode.
01:04:17Thank you.
01:04:19Thank you, everybody.
01:04:20John Summit answered.
01:04:22Oh, what did he say?
01:04:23He said, no, but I should for the plot.
01:04:28Oh, so who was fucking right?
01:04:30Me.
01:04:32Thank you.
01:04:33Broken clock.
01:04:34Wish you could see my smile.
01:04:36Or twice.