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00:58All right, new episode, BFFs.
01:03I was just cheering you on.
01:04I thought you were saying it was too loud for a second.
01:06I felt like, woo, woo!
01:08Yeah, I had my heads down, just saw like, woo, woo, like...
01:09Raise the roof!
01:10Raise the roof!
01:12All right, um...
01:14I guess we won't start with me, with Taylor, we'll get that into the...
01:17I thought that was gonna be first.
01:19So did I, I thought that'd be, but...
01:21I guess this is bigger than that.
01:23We'll make people wait for it.
01:24Yeah, I guess it's maybe bigger.
01:26R.I.P. Liam Payne.
01:28So, former One Direction singer Liam Payne died.
01:3231, super sad, obviously.
01:35Awful.
01:37I like One Direction.
01:38I was never like the most...
01:41Like, I didn't know who this was, like, which one.
01:44I know, obviously, Harry, and I know...
01:49The guy second to the right there on the photo.
01:52Zayn.
01:53Who?
01:54That's Zayn, right?
01:55Zayn, yeah, those are the two that I would pick out.
01:57So I'll leave it to you guys.
01:59I assume more relevant, your age demo and things like that.
02:03But shockingly sad, right?
02:05Shockingly sad.
02:06For sure.
02:06Growing up for me, were you a One Directioner, Josh?
02:09Yeah, I was gonna say, I think everyone in the age of me to Brie,
02:13and even like a couple years on both sides, like...
02:17One Direction was a part of your life in some way, no matter what.
02:22They were so big.
02:23I mean, for me in grade four, I had started a band called 4 for 4.
02:30Because four guys for four girls, that was our genius name.
02:33And we performed What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
02:36at our talent show at our school.
02:38Like, everyone...
02:40Were you a singer?
02:42There probably is.
02:43There probably is.
02:44I'd love to get my hands on this 4 for 4 performance.
02:47Me too.
02:47Let me see what I can do to get this video.
02:51You were a singer, Josh?
02:52Oh, I was the singer.
02:53I was the singer.
02:54I was the lead of the band, of course.
02:55Come on now.
02:57Was it a band, or were you guys all just singing?
02:59No, no, no, no.
03:00I was singing, and then we had Logan on guitar.
03:03We had Timo on drums, and we had Gavin on another guitar.
03:08How old were you at the time?
03:09This is gonna be like, oh, this was six months ago.
03:11Like, how old were you?
03:14No, I was in grade four.
03:15So that would have been...
03:17I don't know.
03:17How old are you in fourth grade?
03:18Yeah, we gotta get some video of this 4 for 4.
03:21Yeah, I'll see what I can do.
03:23I'll try to get something.
03:24But to that point, yeah, I think everyone was greatly impacted
03:28by One Direction in one way or the other if they're around
03:31my age or Bree's age.
03:32So it's news that hits you, and it almost takes a day or
03:36two to set in, kind of.
03:38Yeah, it's really sad.
03:39And he had a son as well, or has a son, so that's really sad.
03:42And reading all of their posts, everyone from One Direction's
03:46posts, made me sob.
03:47I just couldn't imagine losing a best buddy like that.
03:50It sounds like he was going through some stuff.
03:52He was just recently dropped by his music label.
03:55His ex-fiancé began legal proceedings to stop contacting her.
03:59So a lot going on.
04:00Was that...
04:01Did you guys...
04:02Were you aware that he was on Hard Times at all, or was it
04:05totally out of the blue?
04:07I was aware.
04:08I saw a lot of stuff on his ex-fiancé would talk about, like
04:13their relationship.
04:14And I did see...
04:14I don't know if it was a recent clip, but it kind of feels
04:18wrong if she talked about it right after he died.
04:20But I did see a clip of her talking about how he always played
04:23with death.
04:24And he was always like, I'm going to die.
04:26I'm going to die soon, or I want to die.
04:28And she didn't know what to do about it.
04:29And she took it really seriously.
04:31So I guess he was really going through it.
04:33So people don't know if this was like accidental or what.
04:37Yeah, always puts things in perspective regardless, like never
04:41take a day for granted.
04:42And somebody who seemingly had everything, gone far too soon.
04:47So sad story to start off with. Lots of condolences, like you
04:52were saying, which comes with the territory.
04:54But yeah.
04:56Again, never take a day for granted. Moving on to lighter stuff
05:00here. Andrew Garfield on Chicken Shop Date goes viral after
05:05having many flirty runs into the Chicken Shop Date host, Amelia
05:08DelMont Lemberg. Andrew Garfield finally went on Chicken Shop
05:11Date, and the interview gained over a million views in just
05:13five hours. Andrew and Amelia kept up their flirty tension,
05:16but fans can't tell if the flirting is real or is just a great
05:18actor. I don't know.
05:20I love them so much.
05:22I want them to be.
05:23I want them to be real flirting.
05:24They're not.
05:26There's something going on.
05:27Do you actually think that? Or is this for the...
05:29I do think it's interesting that we... If this wasn't here,
05:32do you think we'd actually have it go on a date?
05:34Do you think this has fucked up the fact that we could have
05:35actually gone on a date at some point?
05:37Maybe.
05:38Well, I don't know.
05:39Okay, but like take out all the practicalities and the logic.
05:43I actually believe maybe we could have without all of this.
05:48Yeah.
05:49But it's this. Because you're afraid of it.
05:51I'm a very private person in my private life.
05:56What's going on?
05:59I'm more private than you.
06:00Go on then.
06:00Actually. Tell me.
06:01Go on.
06:02Have you ever seen me with anyone?
06:04No. That doesn't mean that you're private.
06:06It just means you're not with anyone.
06:09Seemed real to me.
06:10That seems real.
06:11He said they could have went on a date.
06:13The only thing.
06:14So I had a sarcastic snide remark that I apologize for.
06:18At first, right when I saw her, I said no.
06:21Because I think he's physically, I don't know, quite a few levels
06:26above her pay grade.
06:27But... Above Amelia's?
06:29Yeah.
06:30Oh, I think she's really pretty and funny.
06:34I don't think it's rude to say that.
06:36I think you objectively look at the physicality of two people
06:39and be like, well, he's a better looking human than she is.
06:42And I don't think she'd take offense, but he did date the
06:47witch. The witch doctor.
06:48Yeah.
06:48So, so I think it's real.
06:51You think they're on the same level physically, Brie?
06:54I think, I mean, looking back at that clip, kind of, I think
06:57people just have Andrew Garfield as like the hottest guy in
07:00the world because he's famous and with Spider-Man and stuff.
07:03But if I saw them walking down the street together holding
07:05hands, I wouldn't be like, whoa, she's, she got a good one.
07:09Josh? Like I would just, I would just.
07:10I actually kind of agree with that.
07:12I think that if it was like, you know, they were two random
07:15people and I'm walking down a street in LA or New York or
07:18whatever, and I saw them walking by, I wouldn't be like,
07:22No, I wouldn't.
07:25Yeah, that's a really good picture of her.
07:27And it's a really good picture of him though.
07:32Okay, maybe I'm wrong.
07:33They, well, but then like this one and I don't know how to
07:37do it, this one, but the Reddit, like no one, I don't know
07:41maybe her like wet hair does good things for her.
07:46No, whatever.
07:48There's a really, I, we're getting a little personal here.
07:52No, I don't think it's personal.
07:54Like, well, can you get more?
07:57I guess it's personal, but I don't like if somebody's like,
07:59hey, Dave, you're not in Candace Wainpole's physicality.
08:06But yeah, no shit.
08:07I have mirrors.
08:08Like, but I agree.
08:10I agree, but he's not like, I don't know, Brad Pitt.
08:14Yeah, okay.
08:15I thought people thought he was and to charge the point, I
08:18guess if they're walking on the street, I wouldn't be like
08:19what the fuck's going on here.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Okay, fine.
08:23Like, I certainly don't think she's ugly.
08:25When I was saying it, I was more giving him a higher
08:27compliment than I was knocking her down.
08:29Not giving her a compliment.
08:31You were complimenting him, not dissing her.
08:33Correct.
08:34Yes, if that makes sense.
08:36Yeah, it makes sense.
08:37I just don't think it's what really happened.
08:39Okay, fine.
08:41I think they were really flirting.
08:43Yeah, I know.
08:44And now it seems like they're never going to be able to go
08:45on a real date because they don't buy that.
08:47I don't buy you can.
08:48There's a history with them.
08:49Every red carpet.
08:50He like walks up.
08:51He's like, you're so beautiful.
08:52Oh my gosh, Amelia.
08:54And they're like, he likes witches.
08:56He likes witches.
08:57I don't think Amelia is a witch, but no, but he has quirky
08:59taste.
09:00Yeah, and she's pretty and got a good personality.
09:03So Demi Lovato goes viral for being frozen.
09:08Demi Lovato has now gone viral twice for being frozen while
09:12taking paparazzi pictures.
09:13One with fan now on the red carpet.
09:16Okay, let's see the frozen.
09:17This is like a damn big cat cats playbook.
09:27Oh, I mean, that's scary.
09:29Well, she probably she didn't probably doesn't want to repeat
09:31of the poop picture.
09:32So she always stays smiling.
09:34Do you guys remember the poop meme?
09:36No, I think if you see it, you might remember it.
09:40Can you pull it up?
09:41Austin?
09:41Poop meme.
09:42Demi Lovato poop meme.
09:44Poop with a poop.
09:46Poot.
09:47Poot.
09:48Poot.
09:49She has a face like she's pooping.
09:51Like the one on the right.
09:54Yeah.
09:54Do you guys remember that?
09:55No, but that doesn't even.
09:57I mean, is that like a real photo?
09:59Yeah, this thing on the left of the cartoon drawing is brutal.
10:04Yes, they called her Poot Lovato.
10:06So maybe she's just always staying strapped with her smile
10:08so that she never repeats this.
10:10Yeah, I have no problem that when I take pictures, I do a
10:12couple things.
10:13I I like try to suck my gut in.
10:17So sometimes you'll see my rib cage coming out a little bit
10:19because it's like I'm going in.
10:20All right, pretend I'm taking a picture of you right now.
10:23What would you do?
10:28I was pretty good day.
10:29That was pretty good though.
10:30Yeah, that's good.
10:31And I'll sometimes go to your bra.
10:32But like people start talking to me, you know, I'm sure you
10:35guys have had people ask for pictures, but then when the
10:37pictures being snapped, they're like asking you a question
10:40and you just got to ignore my mind.
10:41It blows my mind.
10:42I'm like waiting for it.
10:44And they're like talking.
10:45It's like, buddy, I'm sucking in my got my smile on like
10:48which I can hold her up.
10:49My toes are up.
10:50Like, come on.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Yeah, come on now.
10:55Yeah, so she's bros.
10:56Landon Barker under fire for baby oil club.
10:58Landon Barker has been catching heat for being accused of
11:00having a deep ditty theme party because baby oils were brought
11:03out to his table in a club.
11:04Landon Paul to clarify his tick-tock.
11:06They will.
11:07He did celebrate his birthday at Nobu before the club when
11:10they were went to the club.
11:11They join another person table.
11:12He couldn't see the bottles of baby oil were close to the
11:14table.
11:16I don't really give a fuck about this to be honest, but why
11:20you can't be like, it's kind of a joke.
11:22No, I don't know.
11:26Maybe it's a too soon moment.
11:28Okay, you know?
11:30People getting like sexually assaulted and stuff.
11:32Yeah, fair touche.
11:34Yeah, I just I guess I don't see the joke point.
11:36Josh.
11:37Yeah, just like oh this baby oil that did he use with drugs.
11:40Do you think they'll definitely be ditty baby oil like Halloween
11:43costumes?
11:44I was going to say yeah, there's 100% going to be Halloween
11:47costumes.
11:47Yeah, no doubt.
11:48Yeah, and they're all wearing white.
11:49So it looks like a legit ditty themed party.
11:52Yeah, but if you are going to Nobu and you are going out and
11:54stuff like I get like his whole crew, I think wears like they'll
11:58dress up and wear matching suits to go out all the time.
12:01They'll do that.
12:02That's their MO.
12:02They kind of they just they like to style.
12:05They like to style up every time I've hung out with Landon.
12:07He's wearing something like a suit.
12:10It's I respect you at all.
12:12And if you're going to do it, I don't I don't hate that.
12:13The first woman on the moon will wear Prada.
12:15NASA's planning the first trip to the moon since 1972 on the
12:20exhibition.
12:20The first women on the moon will wear woman on the moon wear
12:23Prada design spacesuit fucking.
12:25All right player.
12:28She should quit walk out of that.
12:30It's kind of cool.
12:33Do you want Prada making you spacesuit though?
12:36Yeah, it's kind of cool.
12:36Their shit looks spacey like that actually is a good designer
12:40brand for it.
12:41Yeah, the big boots that they yeah.
12:44Yeah, they can't do that shit.
12:45So good for them.
12:46Vinnie Hacker a Troy civilian and Charlie XEX is concert.
12:50Vinnie Hacker came out to Troy civilians.
12:51One of your girls performance in the LA leg of the sweat tour
12:54while fans are excited to be Vinnie Hacker.
12:56Some thought he looked too straight.
12:58I don't even know what the fuck that means.
12:59Isn't he straight?
13:02I'm pretty sure Troye Sivan will like bring out guys and
13:05then like, oh, that's a guy choice.
13:07Yvonne is a choice of all.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Got it.
13:11Got it.
13:12They kind of look alike.
13:20Well, he is straight.
13:21I think.
13:25All right, we get it.
13:41This is where I'm like just old.
13:44Like I didn't know who that guy was.
13:46I thought it was a girl.
13:47Popping off right now.
13:49He is on tour with Charlie XEX together the sweat tour.
13:52So they have like it's cool.
13:54They're both on tour together and they like switch times on
13:56stage and I'm like Troye Sivan has been big for a while though.
14:00Never heard of him.
14:01I feel like he's really having his moment right now, though.
14:03Yeah, I think I've heard about Troye Sivan Vinnie Hacker is
14:06always like the most like charismatic looking guy.
14:09It's very handsome camera.
14:10But I mean is straight.
14:11So what do you mean?
14:12He look played too straight.
14:14What are you supposed to do?
14:15Like suck his dick?
14:16Like, you know, I think like Ross Lynch went up with him one
14:19time like with Troye Sivan as well and like maybe Troy and
14:22maybe Ross Lynch played a better gay.
14:25Yeah.
14:25I mean, I don't know that you can criticize somebody is like
14:28too straight when he is straight.
14:30Yeah.
14:32Brittany Broski booted for doing the Apple dance.
14:34Brittany Broski was among the group chosen to the Apple dance
14:37during Charlie XEX is Apple in LA during the performance.
14:40She was shoved off screen by an unknown man.
14:42The internet quickly discovered man to be Topher Gawk Roger
14:45of people writer producer.
14:47He has privileges.
14:48He has privileged his Instagram account since the Bible moment
14:51private it private it private it not privileged it over that
14:55is my privilege account.
14:57I don't know honest to church.
14:58I don't know what any of this means.
14:59I don't know what the Apple dances.
15:01I didn't know this tour is going on.
15:02I don't know what the hell is going on.
15:10Sky just want to get in there.
15:15Oh my God, that's awful.
15:17I had already seen this video and I thought it was so funny.
15:21I'm just I haven't seen Brittany say anything about it.
15:24She might have and maybe I just didn't see the clip.
15:25Yeah, you would think this would be right up Brittany's alley to
15:28like say something hilarious right away.
15:30Like you would think she would have been on that coming home
15:33from the show, right?
15:34Like there was no I had to have said something had to have or
15:38she's going to under podcast or something because that's hilarious
15:40for hilarious.
15:41It almost is she like disappeared like that's what if you're
15:45Brittany broski like you root for that to happen.
15:47It's like when I got arrested anything the internet's going
15:50viral, but she hasn't said anything.
15:51Yeah, like when I got arrested at the Super Bowl.
15:53I'm like, yes, like thank God that happened.
15:56I know I have like gold content.
16:00Yeah, this is awesome.
16:02Wow.
16:02It almost is so good.
16:04It makes me think it's planned.
16:05Yeah, right, right.
16:06Like the way the guy came right into the camera and almost no
16:10one really made like a thing about it.
16:12It's almost makes me think it's planned, but it's so funny.
16:16It's so funny.
16:19Sorry.
16:19I had an ice cube in my mouth.
16:20Logan Paul KSI.
16:21Mr.
16:22Beast Lunchables spinoff has mold.
16:25Oh, I mean, that's not great.
16:27All right.
16:28Well, this is tough because well, many customers have pointed
16:32out YouTuber Rosanna Passon, who has previously spoken out
16:34against Mr.
16:35Beast has made this instant go even more viral because lunch
16:39lunchly she bought has mold.
16:41This isn't their fault.
16:42Like I've been in the frozen.
16:44It is but I've been in the frozen pizza business.
16:47You're going to get hit every now and again with a bad package.
16:51There's nothing you can do when you're like me.
16:54I'm sure you can but the mass production like I would be
16:59furious people would send me like mangled one bite pizzas
17:02or more and I'm what the fuck I complain, but then Walmart
17:06would be like we're doing like millions.
17:07Yeah, occasionally one doesn't make it from the truck to
17:11the freezer or something.
17:12So it's I mean, I don't know that you can blame those guys.
17:14They're not the ones packing all this shit.
17:17Yeah.
17:17I wonder if there's a lot of people that are experiencing
17:20this verse just this like one person, right?
17:22It's been more than just the one person, but who knows how
17:25many people just saying it because it could be a batch.
17:28You never know man pisses in a bag on Cape Air woman flying
17:32Cape Air is vlogging her experience on the eight person plane
17:35when a man in front of her peed in a paper.
17:37But that is crazy paper bag.
17:42It's gonna leak through it's leaking through at least
17:45being a plastic bag.
17:46I've flown Cape Air no less than 50 times like it's a I have
17:52a place in Nantucket.
17:54I've flown it all the time to pee on a Cape Air flight.
17:59It almost makes me feel staged like you happen to be live
18:03blogging it and someone does this because there's no room
18:08on these flights.
18:09There is no room.
18:11Let me see it at this point.
18:13Just pee your pants.
18:14We're having a live play sesh going on right now.
18:18Come with me on a very tiny scary little plane to Maine.
18:21Let's go.
18:38I mean.
18:39That didn't seem that big to me.
18:42No, it's crazy.
18:43That's a wild move.
18:45How do you really had to pee?
18:46My question is how are you getting in an angle that one is
18:50looking non-suspicious and two is allowing you to whip out
18:54your cock and pee in a bag without other people noticing
18:57and seeing especially like a flight attendant or something,
19:00right?
19:00How are you getting all this?
19:01No, there's no quite more confused.
19:04These planes Josh are there eight see their tiny.
19:08They're like you it would be hard to even maneuver.
19:11It's very all like these are tiny tiny little planes like
19:14you're on top of everybody in it.
19:17Struck crazy.
19:19Like there's no way to do it without being seen.
19:21It's just like everyone.
19:23Yeah, it's crazy.
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20:05Victoria's Secret and fashion show returns.
20:08I did not watch it.
20:10This is did you guys watch it?
20:12I did not I had like an audition to do while this was going
20:16on, but I popped in and out.
20:18It was like Gabby Super Bowl.
20:19She was freaking out for three days before this thing came
20:22out. I saw some criticisms of like the outfits and the hair
20:27and the floor was uneven.
20:28So people kept like tripping.
20:31This was the the scene of one of her old old-school Barstool
20:36people a very famous Barstool incident.
20:40I got in a fight with Chrissy Teigen during the Victoria's
20:46Secret Fashion Show.
20:46This had to be I don't know 10 15 years ago, but this is at
20:49the time that I was online 24 7 hunchback like I we hadn't
20:55made it yet.
20:56I just was always online my crush and probably my all-time
21:01crush is Candace Swainpole.
21:02I've mentioned her a couple times.
21:04Yeah, this was in her prime.
21:05So she's walking and strutting and I'm still not good at
21:10making anything graphic.
21:11I'm like, I'm going to make a video a Hell's Bells video,
21:15you know, AC DC Hell's Bells and then a cut her walk in it'll
21:19cut to her face or boobs or walk with Hell's Bells playing
21:23in the background.
21:23This is like maybe an hour hour and a half project for me on
21:28my phone to like do it like it's really hard for me to do.
21:31So I'm doing it which prior to starting that Chrissy Teigen
21:35was in the crowd and I always thought Chrissy tried to be
21:38too cool for school.
21:39So I was like, obviously Chrissy Teigen is being cool girl
21:43Chrissy tweeted it and then I went on my way of making this
21:47Hell's Bells video Christy who I never interacted with saw
21:52my tweet and she was like she tweeted at me at me next time
21:56tough guy.
21:56I didn't see the tweet.
21:58I was like doing the Hell's Bells video the entire internet
22:02bar so people like, oh my God, Chrissy killed Dave because
22:05I was silent making a hell by the time I realized it was
22:08too late.
22:09I was just like I was making a Hell's Bells video.
22:11I actually met Christy multiple times and became like friendly
22:15with her and laughed about it.
22:16But yeah, that was an all time.
22:19I used to Google like Hell's Bells Chrissy Teigen like Chrissy
22:24Teigen murdered Dave like it was it had the internet going
22:28so yeah, very cool though.
22:31Full story.
22:32Then I did the Victoria's.
22:33I did the Sports Illustrated swimsuit party a decade later.
22:37Chrissy Teigen was in it and they weren't letting like normal
22:43media do Christy.
22:44She was like superstar and she's like the only person I'll
22:46talk to is Dave.
22:46So that was kind of a cool moment.
22:48That's a cool moment.
22:49Yeah, it's so barstool at its beginning was a little pervy,
22:55huh?
22:55Just like video and girls walking around.
22:57We're young, dumb and full of cum.
23:00Like we're all young guys.
23:03Wow, that yeah, double down on my statement for sure.
23:07Yeah, no, it's definitely guys like we would say in that stuff
23:10is stuck with us.
23:11Like the internet was a different different time.
23:15It was a different place back then.
23:17It was a totally different place.
23:18Oh, you could say whatever you wanted and no one cared and
23:21we never deleted it.
23:22But yeah, you go back and read some of the blogs and I mean,
23:25they're very crude.
23:26It's like locker room talk, which you couldn't say like I
23:30used to call everybody cunts.
23:32Yeah, you can't you can't probably get away with that as
23:34well.
23:34I'm not even saying women men.
23:37I sales guy.
23:40I used to call I called like a Buffalo.
23:42I just it was a word.
23:43I use interchangeably.
23:44I actually wrote a blog.
23:45I want to bring the word back.
23:48I think it's a great word to bring back.
23:50I think it's a good word to bring back.
23:52Look at the UK.
23:53They got a couple things going right and one of them is that
23:55they use the word cunt.
23:56I wrote a big blog.
23:58It's like what is the difference between calling somebody a
24:00dick there or a cunt?
24:03They're both like privates, but they're very different words
24:05in the meeting.
24:06Maybe Bree you can try like Larry David actually did an
24:09episode on it on curb your enthusiasm and no one yelled at
24:13him.
24:14But when I did it, I got there like, of course he does, but
24:16I was trying to prove a point.
24:18What it just sounds so extreme.
24:20I don't like it.
24:21It's just like cunt.
24:22I don't know.
24:23But when I guess it depends on myself.
24:25I still do that.
24:26If a guy drops a pass a big fucking cunt.
24:28Yeah.
24:28Yeah, I had to stub my toe.
24:30I'll probably say like cunt.
24:31Yeah, but playing golf hit a bad shot top of ball.
24:35It's coming out.
24:36Yeah, I know.
24:36So sure, but it's a violent word for some reason like has
24:39a different even though it's the equal like if you say dick,
24:43no one seems to care.
24:44Yeah, a lot of like power.
24:47The word to me.
24:48It's it's less like grotesque than saying like pussy like
24:53oh, like when I hear that word, I'm more like, oh, then when
24:56I hear cunt, you know, anyways, there's a wild time back there
25:01and yellow.
25:02So we all say it kind of I don't want to say shaped how
25:07Barstool went but it did because people would go back and
25:10look what they said.
25:10It's like, yeah, but kind of everywhere like we had Jenna
25:12Marbles doing the exact female version.
25:15It was just different times.
25:18Tom Holland and Zendaya read early Spider-Man script.
25:23Like out loud to people or they just round to themselves.
25:26Is Josh excited for a fourth Spider-Man?
25:29I don't know why this are you like a Spider-Man guy?
25:31I am a Spider-Man guy.
25:32I love Spider-Man.
25:33So yeah, I'm excited for this guy.
25:35I mean, I didn't I didn't know I was such a big Spider-Man
25:38guy that I was going to get the little solo shout out on
25:41the sheet.
25:41So it feels good to be recognized.
25:43But yeah, yeah.
25:44No, I'm stoked.
25:45I'm stoked.
25:45I got the tattoo with power comes responsibility.
25:48So I'm ready to go.
25:49All right.
25:50Oh you I didn't know you had that.
25:51So I mean that I mean it's not like that.
25:54I didn't get it.
25:55Say I didn't get it for Spider-Man though.
25:58Like my dad kind of stole it from Spider-Man and said it to
26:02me a lot and then so it's very dead like became something
26:06that I like always like would go back to through my life and
26:09like when I moved from LA that's when I got it because I
26:12was out here alone and I was like, okay, like I got a lot
26:14of stuff going on with power comes responsibility.
26:16Let's get the tattoo.
26:17So that's okay.
26:18Fair enough.
26:19Yeah, Dua Lipa Zendaya share rock at the Rock and Roll Hall
26:23of Fame.
26:23I saw Zendaya.
26:24I mean that is breathtaking.
26:27She looks amazing.
26:28I can't even believe she's a real human being.
26:32And I mean Dua Lipa is obviously like super attractive
26:35and a hot but I mean personally, I think Zendaya is putting
26:38everybody a body bag.
26:40She looks so good.
26:41Yeah, she is like supermodel status Beauty really everything.
26:46She's like just a list of the a list right now lifetime releasing
26:50Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey holiday movie.
26:53What's funny is the guy who played Gronk in the Hernandez
26:56is playing Travis Kelsey.
26:59No, I just throw them around for all the football players.
27:02He's just typecasted as a tight end football player.
27:05I do think Taylor and Travis will watch this.
27:07I don't know if I will.
27:08I'm not a holiday movie guy.
27:10I mean, you got to watch it almost as like Taylor and Kelsey.
27:14They got to watch it almost as like just in the parody.
27:16Yeah, right.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Yeah, you got me.
27:18I am a holiday.
27:18Not this time.
27:19Like I'll watch like I watch probably elf four times every
27:23holiday season classic.
27:25Can't go.
27:26That's a good one.
27:27Nick Jonas runs off stage after a lasers pointed.
27:29I'm the Jonas Brothers concert.
27:30Prague was briefly halted of Nick Jonas ran off stage because
27:32the lasers point down constant venue confirmed the use of
27:35prohibited laser pointer caused the delay.
27:39Some fans are saying Nick overreacted while others believe
27:42is justified.
27:42I would say you're justified who fuck knows what's going on
27:45nowadays.
27:46Yeah, I would you see a laser like I'm about to get shot.
27:49Yeah, 100% 100% I'm running the fuck away and it's pointed
27:53right at my forehead of all places.
27:55Are you kidding me?
27:56But what's the alternative be like?
27:58Yeah, I'm probably all right.
27:58Oh, nope.
27:59So I'm not right now.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah, no doubt Sydney Sweeney post pictures from new role
28:05as boxer.
28:05Chrissy Martin.
28:07People were going nuts on these because you such a such a sex
28:10symbol and here she's not but that's what actresses do.
28:14Yeah, I think this is cool.
28:16I think this is really cool for her to do it kind of is going
28:17to be able to show people that you know, she's more than just
28:19someone that people think is really good-looking like she's
28:22someone that can actually act and she wasn't super good-looking
28:26in that HBO show.
28:28Everybody loves White Lotus.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Oh, I thought you're talking regular girl.
28:34Yeah, for some reason I was like, I'm pretty sure that's
28:36no, I've never seen you for her.
28:38Can you guys hear the dog Jack?
28:39She is in this look at those triceps.
28:41Oh, yeah, they're fine.
28:44Triceps are fine.
28:45No, I saying the dogs.
28:47I didn't know it here.
28:48Oh, we got Pete the Beagle.
28:49I thought you were lying.
28:50Shut up.
28:50I thought you were like kind of like man triceps are fine.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:55Wicked poster stirs up controversy poster for Highly
28:58Anticipated Wicked film adaptation released and fan at
29:01it when fire off the star of the film criticize it.
29:03Cyndia Erivo took to answer him story to slam the edit saying
29:07it's the most offensive thing I've ever seen it degrades me
29:11to edit my face and hide my eyes is to erase me.
29:14She also slammed commented who asked is your pussy green?
29:20Oh my gosh.
29:23Most fans think Cynthia overreacted but when co-star
29:26Ariana Grande was asked her opinion.
29:27She said AI is conflicting and troublesome fans are going
29:31to make edits regardless.
29:31We have so much respect for a sister.
29:33It's Cynthia.
29:35But I'm gonna look wicked itself released this.
29:39No, that was a fan in it.
29:41Oh, the one that's edited of is the actual poster, but they
29:48added a poster which and the girl is she and she's mad about
29:52it.
29:53Yeah, this seems a little crazy.
29:56Yeah.
29:56Wait, which one is I don't know what she's mad about the
29:59cartoon one, right?
30:01Now they I'll show you the actual process of the I don't
30:04really know what so that's the real one.
30:06That's the real one.
30:07Okay.
30:11Oh, there's a video.
30:24She made it look like she's mad about that one.
30:27Yes, just made it look like the cartoon one.
30:29I don't see what's such a big deal about this, right?
30:31Neither.
30:31I'm totally lost.
30:34Like it's just like, oh, let me like make this kind of like
30:36the OG.
30:37I don't think it was like this in anybody.
30:39At least I'm not taking it as it does.
30:41This is crazy.
30:42I don't think the person that made that had any bad intentions.
30:44No crazy.
30:45Also, is that even AI?
30:47That didn't even seem like AI.
30:48No, that seems like someone doing like graphic design.
30:51Yeah, just yeah.
30:53SNL impersonates Tik Tok on the most recent SNL episode.
30:55The show did a Tik Tok for you paid skits.
30:57I did impersonations of Alex Cooper and Aerosmith, Harry
31:00Daniels and other Tik Tokers.
31:01I saw the boom guys.
31:03I laughed at the Alex one.
31:05Yeah, it was pretty good.
31:06I thought the Alex one was funny.
31:07Does Dave get the references?
31:09I don't know.
31:09Let's see.
31:09I saw the Alex one.
31:10I saw I think the boom guys.
31:13Guys, Tik Tok shop 30% off.
31:16My cortisol has dropped.
31:19Okay.
31:20So today I am trying the Hennessy.
31:21I know that guy.
31:22Fruity Pebble chicken sandwich from Lisa's Soul Food in
31:25Atlanta.
31:28I'm not gonna lie y'all.
31:31That's nasty.
31:37Today, my husband asked for beef tacos and I didn't want to
31:40let him down.
31:41So I slaughtered our cow and picked the corn myself.
31:45Yeah, I saw this.
31:51The boom guys have grown on me somehow.
31:53Costco guys say.
31:58Oh, that's our girl.
31:59Brothers, we must protect the bloodline.
32:01Resist the temptation of the snow bunny.
32:03You don't want it.
32:04See how I'm vibrating off my cellulite?
32:06Very demure.
32:07Very mindful.
32:08Hey baby, you want?
32:10What is up daddy gang?
32:11It is your founding father.
32:13Today's topic is when to put a finger in.
32:16Our guest today is Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro
32:19Mayorkas.
32:23The comment to like ratio is nuts on these videos.
32:2634,000 likes, 66,000 comments.
32:33That was sick.
32:34Oh, I know this one.
32:35Yes.
32:37Look at this crab meat.
32:38It's sick.
32:39It's insane.
32:40Looks nice.
32:42Yo, come on chat.
32:44Chill.
32:45Not gonna light the fireworks in my freaking basement, bro.
32:52Thank you for being here.
32:53Mr.
32:53President.
32:54Yes.
32:54Well, they tell me you're tremendous success in terms of
32:57use and with regard to virgins.
33:00So it's a great on it.
33:05How long is a skit?
33:07It was an evacuation order.
33:08It's not whatever.
33:09Yeah.
33:09Yeah.
33:10I mean, I knew Alex.
33:12I recognize the phone, the food guy and the boom guys.
33:15The most I didn't but I like the Alex part.
33:18Yeah, Alex is just moving a shot.
33:20I would love I wish I was in that so bad such a flex to be
33:24like spoon on SNL.
33:25Bethany from yeah, I know Tommy Smokes got got spoofed when
33:31he was a vape God.
33:32Yeah, God.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Oh, yeah.
33:34Yeah.
33:34Yeah.
33:34That thing was such a good moment, man.
33:36I remember seeing that like it was just huge.
33:39I remember laughing so hard at the vape God moment.
33:41That's gotta be my top tier Tommy moment.
33:44Yeah, like is that a top?
33:45Is that the top Tommy Smokes moment of all time top Barstool
33:48moment?
33:49One of them is so good.
33:50I remember when he asked me he's like, hey.
33:54Fox wants me to go talk about vaping, but they don't know
33:59that it was a spoof like they're acting like because Tom was
34:02being a vape God spoof in the office.
34:05Yeah, it's a joke.
34:06And then they wanted him as like a legit expert and he's really
34:10good at that.
34:10He's very good at that type of stuff playing the character.
34:12So it was great to the role.
34:15Very committed BFFs corner Pete the Beagle.
34:20Welcome.
34:21I saw this awesome.
34:23And he and Miss Peaches are like best friends.
34:25It's crazy how quickly they bonded good because at the start
34:28it looked like Miss Peaches was a little bit like, hey, this
34:31is my dad.
34:32This is like, what are you doing here?
34:33Pete the Beagle.
34:34Get off.
34:35Yeah, get off my Pete.
34:36The Beagle is not cut out to be the star that Peaches is like
34:40Peaches.
34:40If you go out in public, anybody says hello.
34:43She's right up.
34:44Grab her face.
34:44Petter Pete is skittish.
34:46So if someone like people see us out and they want to go say
34:49hello, he tries to bolt.
34:51So they're very different in that regard, but I'm very happy
34:54keeps it.
34:54They keep each other company and keeps me Miss Peaches young.
34:58I mean, this is the cutest photo ever with Pete lying on.
35:01Yeah, I was like day two backside.
35:03Oh, so cute.
35:04So cute.
35:04So he doesn't get better.
35:06What's that?
35:07Is Pete getting better with the people or no?
35:10Not yet.
35:10Not strangers.
35:11No, like me.
35:12Yes, but strangers.
35:14No, it'll come with time with the fame.
35:16Yeah.
35:18All right, guys, quick commercial break.
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36:27Let's get back to the episode.
36:29All right.
36:29Well now we're into I guess the Swifty part of the show.
36:34So gone viral.
36:36I went to the errors tour and in I met you on here.
36:40I'm like origins like well, they did reach out or we reached
36:44out to try to get like tickets really VIP God hooked up went
36:51night to Miami.
36:52Awesome.
36:53I mean it was the same exact experience.
36:56They gave me really Bri when I went to Zach like Park in the
37:00back with the trucks like whisk you in put you in VIP drinks.
37:05They have everything like bath.
37:07It was awesome.
37:08The VIP was myself Billy Joel George Stephanopoulos, who's
37:15like, I don't know if you guys know him.
37:17He's like a political guy.
37:18Yeah, I saw and then what Dixie Dixie?
37:26I saw Dixie came and spent.
37:29Yeah, she was there.
37:29She I don't know where she was the beginning of the show with
37:31Kate.
37:32I didn't know Kate's our publicist the worldwide public.
37:36What's her last name?
37:37Bailey Kate Bailey.
37:38Yeah.
37:38Yeah still get on me for in skinny jeans like four years ago.
37:42So VIP area.
37:43Oh and Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
37:46So that was the VIP section.
37:49So many like Swifties there.
37:50I got at one point.
37:52I had to change the work the the friendship bracelets because
37:55they're cutting my circulation off tons.
37:57Like Reese beaches.
37:58What's that?
37:59It looks like wrist weights you have on.
38:00Yeah, I had a million.
38:01I gave a bunch of way wore the jacket but the highlight clearly
38:06some there what had to be the letter.
38:10It was Austin.
38:12It's like so Austin Swift.
38:15Her brother comes up and he's like, hey, nice to meet you.
38:19Glad we came.
38:20Taylor wanted me to give you this.
38:22So it's a letter.
38:24I'm kind of freaking out like it's crazy.
38:26I had it's like the little Dave with the star and how cool is
38:31this part her 13?
38:33She has like the old school stamp on it.
38:36I mean, that's that's that's some big ball of shit right
38:38there.
38:39You know what?
38:39I mean, you're doing letters.
38:40You're doing candle wax like seals.
38:42Oh, come on.
38:44So she wrote me and I've read it.
38:46It's a super nice letter.
38:47Dave.
38:47I'm so happy to have you at the show tonight.
38:49I want to say thank you for always being so supportive.
38:51So loyal for having my back when a lot of people didn't I
38:55hope you have a blast and I love Taylor little heart.
38:58She got the songwriter Feline Enthusiastic Enthusiast stationary
39:03so that was super sweet didn't have to do it concert continues
39:09Austin comes back out and he's like, hey, is it?
39:13Okay, like my mom really wants to meet you.
39:15She asked me.
39:16I was like, holy fuck.
39:17That's like the Gretzky.
39:18It's like, yeah, of course went over gives me a big hug and
39:23like it was a long hug and it's essentially like thank you
39:26for the support.
39:26I feel like you kind of get some of the stuff she's dealt
39:30with because I think implying like I've said that people
39:34have made shit up about me and it's like not true.
39:36So she's like we've seen it.
39:37We appreciate it.
39:39Like we're so happy you came talk to her for a little bit.
39:43So that was also a great moment went back to seeing the show
39:47hugged her again walking out.
39:49Someone actually got the second hug on video like somebody
39:53paparazzi it like we basically gave her another hug leaving.
39:56I also just saw another video.
39:58So this is the second hug.
40:01And I'm not a hugger, but we had such a big first hug.
40:07You had to double down.
40:10You got second hug.
40:12I did see somebody be like, we're not real Swifties because
40:16we left early.
40:17Someone said you were a performance Swiftie.
40:20That's something different.
40:21But somebody paparazzi us and we'll get to that.
40:24Somebody paparazzi us at the show.
40:26Is this it?
40:28Day for anointed girl.
40:31So somebody came up to us in Taylor's camp and I don't know
40:38if this is true at Zach shows too, but she's like, if you
40:42don't leave now, you're going to be stuck here for like ever
40:46like they shut down that entire area where we were.
40:49So they're like, you should leave now.
40:51They're like, you could stay but you're going to be here
40:53for hours.
40:54So it's like, all right, he basically told us that's when
40:56we should walk out if we want to leave.
40:58So that's why we did it.
40:59It was after the surprise songs.
41:01So that's not us leaving early.
41:02That was literally someone come out.
41:03It's like now's the time to go in this section because they
41:06lock it down because I guess they let Taylor and everybody
41:09in that section leave and you're just stuck there.
41:12So that's why we did that.
41:13And then of course, not of course the final.
41:17So Kelly Keegs texted me being like the Swifties are coming
41:23for you like right before the show.
41:25And it was this girl who basically said I was not a real
41:28Swifty.
41:28This is prior to the concert and I'm performative and this
41:33and that so I had to show the letter.
41:36She has since gone private and said I took the L.
41:38I appreciate the grace, Dave Portnoy because I took the
41:41Taylor route.
41:41I'm like, I preach love the Smitty route, but it was.
41:47I can tell you were you were hoping you you wanted to go
41:50at her a little bit.
41:51I thought I proved my point.
41:53I thought I proved my point being like, oh, I'm not real
41:55Swifty hand handwritten.
41:57No, I think the note is better than meeting her for a picture.
42:02It feels personal.
42:03Way more personal.
42:04A lot of people get pictures with how many people are getting
42:06letters from a letter.
42:08There's also some guy Ross, which I had.
42:10I didn't know who he was at the time, but I guess he's like
42:13Travis Kelsey's one of his best friends.
42:14People are freaking out that he was there.
42:16But overall it was spectacular night.
42:19It's crazy how long she performs.
42:21I mean, it's just crazy like three and a half four hour
42:24performance.
42:24So overall a great great time.
42:29I have nothing bad to say and it was insane.
42:33It was insane having her brother and a mother like truly be
42:37like, thank you.
42:38We're very not that like appreciation but being like, yeah,
42:41we'll thank you for the support.
42:42So that was very very cool.
42:44Yeah.
42:45So how many times have you read the letter since you've gone
42:48in?
42:48What is the furthest away?
42:50It's been from your body.
42:51Do you think like a foot like it's been away?
42:53So, all right, the jacket.
42:55Yeah, I got the jacket back and it's way cooler than I even
42:59imagine because people I didn't realize this are putting in
43:02little notes like of their experience from each night and
43:07you go through the bracelets.
43:08It's like Hamburg night one London night to like Tokyo.
43:12It's everywhere with pictures.
43:14So it is kind of giving a little bit of the chills seeing
43:18it the jacket everywhere.
43:19So what I did is I took a picture of the note and wrote like
43:23a little thing and I actually give the KFC's younger daughter.
43:26So it's been close.
43:30I may frame the note.
43:31It's a super cool super nice thing.
43:33Like it's a thoughtful fucking thing to do by her.
43:36So you have to frame it.
43:39Yeah, it's crazy.
43:40Crazy got a frame it.
43:41That's a it's a cool.
43:42It's a really cool note.
43:43How much do you think?
43:46How much do you think, you know, you talking about it on BFFs
43:49has contributed to them seeing this all of it.
43:54It's the only place you talk about.
43:55I think there's a bunch of factors.
43:57I think she's pretty aware of things BFF for sure.
44:03Nice.
44:04That's how I just wanted a little cred.
44:05I just want a little credit.
44:06I also had to be like mutual for a bit, right?
44:09I had a mutual for a bit.
44:11Yeah, for sure.
44:12I think it's all.
44:13I think people forget how long like I've been doing it pre
44:16BFF like not taking away from BFF.
44:18No, I have been adamant on her side.
44:23And I even told her mother.
44:24It's like, you know, it wasn't even the music to begin with.
44:26It was like Kanye stealing the mic is really when I was like
44:29what the fuck was that about?
44:31And since then I've been like pretty hardcore.
44:34So I think it's all of it.
44:35It's been endless and I've met Travis before like if I saw
44:39Travis, I'd be prior even to Taylor.
44:43I'd be like, what's up Travis?
44:44And I went for I used to trash him because as a grump guy,
44:47but so I think it's just a lot.
44:50Yeah.
44:50No, that makes sense.
44:51I mean, I remember you talking about like the scooter broad
44:53scooter broad.
44:54That was like, wait, that was before the podcast.
44:56I'd seen that clip before the pod and you didn't remember when
44:59Kanye was going at her.
45:01That was before people just accepted that he was a nutcase.
45:04That was when she was really getting the hate for some reason.
45:07Yeah, they hadn't.
45:08Yeah.
45:08Yeah, because he was crafting a story and he has crazy fans.
45:12It wasn't true and he really hadn't revealed his true colors
45:15yet.
45:15So yeah, yeah.
45:17Yeah, it was a it was an unbelievable night.
45:21I couldn't believe she did that.
45:22That was like it's monumental.
45:25It's monumental.
45:26I mean, she's arguably the biggest star on the planet.
45:28She is the biggest star.
45:29Yeah, I don't know if there's much arguing to that.
45:32Actually.
45:33I'm pretty sure that's just the statement and it is what it
45:35is.
45:36It was bigger than her.
45:37Nobody.
45:40Moms love the pod.
45:41After Joff gave a shout out to the moms who listen to BFFs,
45:43they came out and drove us to proofs.
45:44They listen.
45:46Wait, that was.
45:48I guess they do like.
45:49I had a feeling, you know, there was something inside of me
45:52that was like, I got to just I got to give a shout out to the
45:55moms today, you know, and I'm glad I did because did they ever
45:58turn out?
45:59We had thousands of comments.
46:01Thousands of comments being like, I'm a mom.
46:03I'm a mom.
46:04I'm a mom.
46:05Love to moms.
46:06Love to moms.
46:07One last story from the Taylor concert.
46:10I threw a joke that didn't really land to Billy Joel.
46:14Oh, what'd you say?
46:16I wouldn't mind if you played a quick scenes from an Italian
46:19restaurant tonight.
46:20He didn't.
46:21He didn't give me the response.
46:22I thought that was like my entry.
46:23Like, hey, Billy.
46:24I'm a big fan, which I am a gigantic Billy Joel fan, but
46:27it didn't.
46:28You've talked about him on the pod too.
46:30I love that.
46:30He just did.
46:31He does not respond.
46:32He was just like, huh?
46:34Oh, that hurts.
46:35That hurts.
46:36The sympathy laugh is.
46:37Yeah, I didn't say anything to him the rest of the night.
46:40Let him be.
46:41Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:42Yeah.
46:43What do you do after that?
46:44If you say something else and it also isn't like the biggest
46:48hit ever.
46:49It's like you've now solidified yourself as that weird guy
46:52that tried to talk to him at the Taylor Swift concert.
46:54I just walked back.
46:55First thing I say, go that didn't land at all.
47:00The high noon bride who's left the altar response doesn't like
47:03the Cape slander.
47:04Dave, my man.
47:05My day was hard enough.
47:06I don't need any Cape slander, but thank you for the hard
47:09nude high noon.
47:10Save my day.
47:12Dave, someone else.
47:13Last thing you should do is criticize her Cape after being
47:16left at the altar, but definitely give her high noon for
47:17life. PS.
47:18The Cape is iconic.
47:19It's okay.
47:20Just say you don't have fashion sense.
47:21Just kidding.
47:22Love you.
47:22That's fine.
47:23I think it's a good thing.
47:24I think it's a good thing.
47:25You don't wear that, but the Cape it doesn't even count.
47:28Yeah, it doesn't matter.
47:29It doesn't count.
47:29You didn't go.
47:30You didn't get married.
47:31Yeah, I like this comment.
47:32I like I actually click the like button on her comment.
47:35I like to show her some love how to show her some love and
47:38she's taking it in the right way.
47:39You know what I mean?
47:40She's still joking back with us.
47:41It's all fun.
47:42I mean, I don't understand.
47:45Someone's got to wipe this girl up.
47:46She seems like she's got a good sense of humor.
47:48Seems like she's got the banter.
47:50Someone bring that girl to the altar.
47:51She'll find her true love.
47:53Yeah, maybe next time she'll just like fly away from the
47:56altar.
47:56You know what I mean?
47:57I mean, maybe I don't know.
47:59No one's ever accused me of being the best fashion guy.
48:01Like I said, they barely quite literally has just smashed me
48:05for wearing skinny jeans.
48:07Like for years.
48:08That's all she does.
48:08Like I didn't even wear me on.
48:10I just like improved on the jeans.
48:13Last one.
48:14Is there a plan Brie update Brie plan Brie update right now?
48:19We're on a mental health hiatus seems to be everything I say
48:21on that podcast is wrong.
48:23So we were like, let's just stop it for a little bit.
48:26We have our tour documentary coming out October 27th.
48:29Oh, so okay updated.
48:32So do we want to do the read the comments few of them?
48:35Yeah, we can do that.
48:36By the way.
48:37I was going to try to wait to unveil the letter on BFFs and
48:40I just couldn't too many people are like we got to know how
48:44it went.
48:45I mean, I should sit on that.
48:46I don't think I appreciate you thinking of us, but I didn't
48:48expect that from also.
48:49It was in the KFC's daughter video before you even put that
48:52out.
48:53So I was like at some point you're going to talk about
48:55so many people.
48:56And I mean, did KFC go to this too?
49:00No, no, it was his ex with their family and kids.
49:05I actually saw it.
49:06I was out.
49:07What date was the concert Saturday?
49:09Yes.
49:10I saw Gaz out that night and he told me about the letter and
49:13I was going to pretend I didn't know on BFFs because I wanted
49:16it to be a big surprise.
49:17Yeah, you already put it everywhere.
49:18I was going to wait and then just people are just like, how
49:22was it?
49:22How was it?
49:23How was it?
49:23I knew I had this other video of me being called a fake
49:27Swifty out there.
49:28So it's like, all right, I have to do.
49:29And by the way, Flavor Flavor people trying to do.
49:32He was there.
49:32I think the other night the king of the Swifties.
49:35I don't fucking care.
49:36That was like that was I was just trying to reply to a video.
49:39So that that me versus Flavor Flavor and totally blown out
49:42of proportion.
49:47Connie and Dave are definitely the same height.
49:48If not, Connie is taller.
49:50Be so for real.
49:51Dave, I would bet my life.
49:52This is untrue.
49:54Was this an argument?
49:56I don't know.
49:57You called.
49:57I think Dave just made a comment about calling him.
49:59Yeah, five foot.
50:00How tall does it say?
50:01He is Kanye height.
50:06I mean, he's there's no way.
50:07He's five eight.
50:09Get the fuck out of here.
50:10Emily.
50:11Okay, I would bet he's deaf.
50:12Yeah, five eight.
50:13Exactly.
50:14I just I just I look at him.
50:16Hey, little man.
50:17Nice.
50:18Nice.
50:19How's the weather down there kind of thing?
50:21That's why Josh is taller than Dave because he drinks his milk.
50:23I mean, maybe.
50:25Yeah, probably.
50:26I got a good boy.
50:27I got strong ass white bones, man.
50:29Growing growing boy, maybe.
50:33I would suspect K and K do not know who Dave is.
50:37Is that Kim and Cart?
50:38I know that to be a 1000%.
50:42I don't know about Kanye.
50:44I know Kim 1000% knows who I am.
50:47I have people who are very close to her.
50:51Like food.
50:51God.
50:52Yeah, he'd be one for sure.
50:54And he's like said like, hey, you got to chill on that thing.
50:56Yeah.
50:57Yeah.
50:57Yeah.
50:57So I mean, it's quite a girl.
51:00Yeah.
51:00Yeah.
51:01Yeah.
51:03Mom here who has watched every episode because my lover Hall pass
51:07Dave but Bree and Josh have grown on me too.
51:10So BFF mom squad here.
51:11Okay, let's go.
51:12Shout out the moms man.
51:15My lover Hall passes Dave.
51:17I'll take that.
51:18I guess I probably I wonder it's like they can't be Josh is too
51:21weird.
51:22Maybe so.
51:22It's like they're like too young.
51:24Yeah, everyone's always mad at Bree but Bree just know I love
51:27you and you too lit.
51:28Oh, I'm too lit.
51:29Thank you Kimberly Duffy.
51:33As a 23 year old girl who works in sports basketball and hockey
51:36preach Dave.
51:37We know we have to work holidays extremely long days and late
51:40nights Dave with wisdom.
51:41Anybody with a brain knows that I saw the clip.
51:44I mean the dumb air smart air clip.
51:46It got some good traction on Tik Tok and everyone in the comments
51:49was agreeing.
51:50They were like, yeah, you get a job.
51:52You know what when you're going to work.
51:53Yeah, it's crazy.
51:56Love when Dave gets fired up.
51:57Not the dumb air.
51:59Also Bree just live your life girl.
52:00People hate to see you up and thanks Josh for the mom joke.
52:03Give us more.
52:04This person light was just handing out cookies.
52:07Hey, no access.
52:08Has this been the sweetest comment section we've ever read?
52:11I'm sure it's going to take a turn.
52:12It's making me feel it makes it makes me feel like something's
52:15coming.
52:17I'd give my life to work at Barstool.
52:19I seriously can't believe people try to put Dave under fire for
52:21time is working to show up to work.
52:24Well, this is getting mysterious.
52:26Now, seriously nice.
52:29Dave is a Chris Elliott.
52:31Now.
52:31It's mean.
52:33Do you guys know Chris Elliott is no, but you said it's mean so
52:37he's not he's not hot.
52:38No, do you believe it to be true Dave?
52:40No, I don't.
52:42Oh, yeah, exactly.
52:45That looks like if you and Gaz had a baby, maybe yeah, it looks
52:48more like gas beyond.
52:49It's does kind of look like gas.
52:51Gaz and Dave like love child.
52:53No, keep me out of it.
52:56Is that it?
52:56Is that all the color?
52:58Sorry.
52:58I don't know where it's so good.
53:01We could end it on a horrible note for day.
53:02I know, right?
53:03Get is we can't get I like Priscilla too.
53:05He's very funny.
53:06We want a Brie backflip during the app.
53:10Oh, I never said.
53:10Yeah, you were you were bragging.
53:12You were was bragging quite braggadocious.
53:14If you send a video, we'll put it in the pod.
53:16Okay.
53:17All right.
53:17I got you guys.
53:19I kind of want to live react though.
53:21I mean, we'll save is a younger male version of Judge Judy.
53:24I thank you.
53:26I like this.
53:27Yeah, I like Judge Judy.
53:28She's awesome.
53:32Josh be my date to the Met Gala.
53:33I have a crush on you.
53:36Hotel, California.
53:36You got tickets to the Met.
53:38Yeah, right.
53:39I need Dave to not listen to the asshole Swifties.
53:42The real ones.
53:43No, Taylor wouldn't accept the hate towards Dave.
53:46I will say I wasn't maybe as distraught as I let on about
53:51that girl's comments.
53:52I was more like trying to drop a mic a little bit.
53:56I really think you would get more attention from her.
53:58If not for his co-host loud dislike for her.
54:02Oh for me.
54:03Yeah, I don't I don't think you have allowed me hate her.
54:06I don't hate her or not like I was gonna say.
54:09It's definitely not about me, but I don't say I hate her.
54:11I just said I don't really I'm not a Swifty and to be honest.
54:14It's but I've heard that Barstool part of my take is done
54:17like dumb jokes, but then you have like Taylor watch like
54:22Kelly and Gia would quite literally die for her.
54:26So that thing about Barstool is we have people across the
54:29spectrum and they never like say whatever you want like
54:32whoever you want do whatever you want.
54:34Yeah, Barstool isn't a biased place.
54:37Josh.
54:38Try not saying like every five seconds.
54:39All right, Danny.
54:41Thank you dad.
54:42My bad.
54:43Dave has got the best superior complex.
54:45It's so funny.
54:48Thanks.
54:53Bree and Dave are both waste of airtime.
54:56Oh, yeah.
54:58I don't know.
55:00You just want Josh to talk the whole time.
55:01Yeah.
55:02I mean that would be I would be a lonely podcast.
55:05Dad here with two young boys also appreciated the joke
55:07Josh shout out from Newfoundland.
55:09Okay home the hometown.
55:12I mean not mine my mother's but that was a much crazy.
55:15Yeah, and the dad liked it.
55:16I guess some dads on here around I got I'll think of a dad
55:20joke for next week.
55:21Give me give me a beat.
55:22I'll get the dads for next week.
55:24All right out of Newfoundland.
55:26So that's it.
55:26That's the episode.
55:29We'll see you guys next week.
55:30Bye guys.
55:31Peace.
55:34You