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00:00:52 Got tickets.
00:00:56 Tickets.
00:00:56 What's wrong with you?
00:01:01 Battery's dead.
00:01:02 Well, you should have put some new ones in there.
00:01:05 You should have checked them.
00:01:06 Don't turn the lights on.
00:01:08 Burglar 101, keep the lights off.
00:01:10 There's no one home.
00:01:11 It's Christmas Eve.
00:01:12 Yeah.
00:01:13 He's out of town.
00:01:14 He's away, so--
00:01:15 He was working like us.
00:01:17 Well, let's--
00:01:18 We had a lot of cobbit.
00:01:19 Why don't we start working then?
00:01:20 Oh, gosh.
00:01:21 Look good.
00:01:22 You got to quit skipping leg day, though.
00:01:24 Well, yeah, maybe, perhaps.
00:01:27 I think--
00:01:28 Let's make some things disappear--
00:01:31 Yes, sir.
00:01:32 --for the magician's house.
00:01:33 [LAUGHS]
00:01:34 Yes, yes.
00:01:35 Very good idea.
00:01:37 Get everything in there.
00:01:38 All right.
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00:01:43 Turkey check, stuffing check.
00:01:46 So what am I forgetting?
00:01:47 What's for dinner tonight?
00:01:49 You'll find out if you help me.
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00:03:19 You said you'd be coming back.
00:03:32 What can I do?
00:03:33 They don't give us leave, even at Christmas.
00:03:35 Dad, I can barely see you.
00:03:36 I'm sorry, honey.
00:03:37 There's not much signal here.
00:03:40 Why did you have to go work in an oil rig?
00:03:42 Hey, that's not fair.
00:03:44 Liam, come on.
00:03:46 There's no way to treat your sister.
00:03:47 You regret that stuff when you're older.
00:03:49 OK.
00:03:50 My turn now, kids.
00:03:52 Bye, Dad.
00:03:53 Bye, kids.
00:03:54 Merry Christmas.
00:03:55 Yeah, Merry Christmas.
00:03:56 You miss your brother, don't you?
00:04:04 Christmas is the worst time of year for--
00:04:06 Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
00:04:13 Merry Christmas.
00:04:15 What are you doing with that?
00:04:34 It's an antique.
00:04:35 It's just an old book.
00:04:37 It might be priceless.
00:04:38 If you want it so bad, then put it in the bag.
00:04:40 I'm going to put it in the bag.
00:04:41 What did-- did you not cut the wires?
00:04:43 I forgot.
00:04:44 It's Berkeley 101.
00:04:45 OK.
00:04:46 OK.
00:04:47 Let's get out of here.
00:04:48 How come we never have any snow?
00:04:53 Last time was 10 years ago.
00:04:55 Aw, I want snow for Christmas.
00:04:57 Well, sweetie, it's nice to have a dream.
00:05:00 Hello?
00:05:02 The magician's house?
00:05:04 You're kidding me, right?
00:05:06 Do you know what day it is?
00:05:09 Can't Murphy go?
00:05:11 OK.
00:05:12 All right, I'll be right there.
00:05:14 I knew it.
00:05:15 Don't say it.
00:05:16 You know a cold babysitter on Christmas Eve?
00:05:18 Mom, for sure there's a cold-blooded killer.
00:05:20 Do you find a piece in the fridge?
00:05:22 That's right, Mom.
00:05:23 Do you find a piece in the fridge?
00:05:25 She won't be a cold-blooded killer.
00:05:27 And don't you dare call me with your usually baloney stories.
00:05:29 What baloney stories?
00:05:30 It was all true.
00:05:32 The babysitter zombie who went to eat Olivia?
00:05:35 And the one speaking Egyptian with her eyeballs rolled back?
00:05:38 Mom, I swear Olivia was floating in the air.
00:05:41 Hi, I need--
00:05:42 yes, Merry Christmas to you as well.
00:05:44 I need a babysitter.
00:05:45 You usually send me Monica.
00:05:46 We don't want Monica.
00:05:48 She's not available?
00:05:50 Great.
00:05:51 Beth, Wendy, Julia?
00:05:55 None of them?
00:05:58 A new one.
00:05:59 No, a new one, no!
00:06:03 Send me the new one.
00:06:05 What's the cops?
00:06:06 Grab the bag.
00:06:07 I'll find a way out of here.
00:06:08 OK, OK, OK.
00:06:10 I am--
00:06:12 It's a prank.
00:06:13 Nobody's a thief on Christmas.
00:06:15 Wrong.
00:06:16 Once a thief, always a thief.
00:06:17 If at least Dad were here.
00:06:20 As soon as I leave, use the door jammer
00:06:23 and only open up for the babysitter, OK?
00:06:25 A cold-blooded killer?
00:06:26 She's not.
00:06:27 If anything at all should happen,
00:06:29 remember the panic room.
00:06:30 But use the door jammer.
00:06:32 All right, Mom.
00:06:32 Don't forget.
00:06:33 I won't forget.
00:06:35 Hm.
00:06:39 Love you.
00:06:40 Do we eat the ice cream straight from the container?
00:06:46 We'll drown it in chocolate sauce.
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00:07:03 [TIRES SCREECHING]
00:07:12 Cops! Cops!
00:07:13 Give me the watch.
00:07:14 No, no, give it.
00:07:14 Over there.
00:07:15 Let's go in here.
00:07:16 Go in there.
00:07:17 Come on.
00:07:18 Hold on.
00:07:18 Hold on.
00:07:19 Let me pick you up.
00:07:20 Get them.
00:07:22 Right here.
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00:07:26 [GRUNTING]
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00:07:32 OK, well--
00:07:33 [SIREN]
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00:07:37 Frank!
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00:07:40 Get him.
00:07:41 Get him.
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00:07:44 Wolf.
00:07:45 Get him.
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00:07:51 Oh, my God.
00:07:52 [INAUDIBLE]
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00:07:57 Who are you?
00:07:58 [CHUCKLES]
00:07:59 Oh.
00:08:00 I am Frank.
00:08:02 And this is Vince.
00:08:03 We should use fake names, you know.
00:08:05 Yeah, of course.
00:08:06 Cool.
00:08:06 They sent Santa to be our babysitter.
00:08:09 Yes.
00:08:09 Yes, we are your babysitters.
00:08:11 That's right.
00:08:11 We work together.
00:08:12 Mm-hmm.
00:08:13 We're a team.
00:08:14 We're partners in crime.
00:08:15 Not crime.
00:08:16 I mean, that's an old saying.
00:08:17 [CHUCKLES]
00:08:18 That's not crime.
00:08:19 It's just a silly word.
00:08:20 Not Santa Claus?
00:08:21 No, I am Santa Claus.
00:08:23 But I'm also the babysitter.
00:08:25 And I'm an elf.
00:08:26 He's an elf.
00:08:27 Oh.
00:08:28 Wow, how nice.
00:08:29 Hey, honey, please.
00:08:31 You take your hands off of that.
00:08:32 No, no, no.
00:08:33 Merry Christmas.
00:08:34 Merry Christmas, everyone.
00:08:36 How did you get in?
00:08:37 We got in from the--
00:08:38 we came in the front door.
00:08:40 It was locked.
00:08:41 It was locked.
00:08:42 But again, I am Santa Claus.
00:08:43 And I could come in.
00:08:44 It's magic.
00:08:45 Let me explain.
00:08:46 There's a fire in the fireplace.
00:08:48 Normally, I come down the chimney.
00:08:49 But again--
00:08:50 You can blow out the fire, like the candles.
00:08:52 You know what?
00:08:53 I was going to do that.
00:08:54 And I thought, why not wait till the kids are here
00:08:56 and put on a little show by blow out the fire?
00:08:58 That's what Santa likes to do.
00:09:00 Well, look at that tree.
00:09:01 Wow.
00:09:02 Let's go check that out, kids.
00:09:04 What time do you guys go to bed?
00:09:05 Soon, I hope.
00:09:06 It's time for bed, I think.
00:09:08 I don't go to bed.
00:09:10 Really?
00:09:11 Well, I like to stay awake.
00:09:14 Give me that phone, because I think you probably
00:09:17 should not have it.
00:09:18 Mom gave it to me in case of trouble.
00:09:20 Oh, where are your mom and dad tonight?
00:09:22 Daddy's on the oil leak.
00:09:24 Mom went out for a burglary.
00:09:25 So she's a thief.
00:09:26 No, dummy.
00:09:27 She's a policewoman.
00:09:28 Oh, really?
00:09:30 Great.
00:09:31 OK.
00:09:32 Good idea, Frank.
00:09:33 Oh, oh, man.
00:09:35 Wow.
00:09:36 Tell you what, we know a lot of cops.
00:09:37 And your mom is by far the most attractive.
00:09:42 Hm.
00:09:43 [CHUCKLING]
00:09:49 Listen, you little kids, you happen
00:09:53 to have any whiskey around here?
00:09:55 Because I need it for babysitting.
00:09:56 There's water.
00:09:57 Anyway, the name's Liam.
00:09:58 Hello, young man.
00:09:59 What's your name?
00:10:00 Never heard of it?
00:10:01 It's Babysitting 101.
00:10:03 Yeah.
00:10:04 Yeah, Liam.
00:10:05 Listen, you're right.
00:10:07 He doesn't need whiskey while he's working.
00:10:09 But he does need something to take the edge off.
00:10:11 Fill a glass about that full and bring it to my friend.
00:10:15 And my name is Olivia.
00:10:17 How sweet.
00:10:22 Hello, Olivia.
00:10:23 You like those two guys?
00:10:24 They're the Santa Claus.
00:10:27 Yeah, right.
00:10:28 Santa Claus.
00:10:29 Here's the deal, Vince.
00:10:33 Until the dust settles, we got to play along.
00:10:36 So from this moment on, we are the babysitters, all right?
00:10:41 We're not going to be tying these kids up, OK?
00:10:43 That's kidnapping.
00:10:45 And maybe you should stop stealing stuff from here.
00:10:49 [clattering]
00:10:51 There.
00:10:52 Kid's OK?
00:10:58 Hope so.
00:11:01 Come on, let's go down there.
00:11:02 Yeah.
00:11:03 Here's your water.
00:11:09 Oh.
00:11:10 Oh.
00:11:11 Oh, hell.
00:11:12 Nice, kids.
00:11:13 That's it.
00:11:14 That's your water.
00:11:15 Take your water.
00:11:16 Thank you so much.
00:11:17 I really need it.
00:11:18 Thank you.
00:11:20 So what's your plan?
00:11:22 Let's read this.
00:11:23 The plan is-- oh, honey.
00:11:25 Oh, oh, don't-- what?
00:11:27 Oh, well, this-- this-- this is-- this is a book.
00:11:34 Read.
00:11:35 Read.
00:11:36 Let's watch TV.
00:11:37 I mean, let's be honest.
00:11:38 I don't watch TV.
00:11:39 I play on it.
00:11:40 You feel like it, Olivia?
00:11:42 [whistle]
00:11:44 Holy moly.
00:11:45 Holy moly.
00:11:47 OK, I'll read.
00:11:48 There ain't no way out of here.
00:11:50 Well, that's good, because I got to read this book.
00:11:54 OK, here we go.
00:11:55 Well, um--
00:11:56 Ugh.
00:12:00 I knew that.
00:12:01 I knew it was upside down.
00:12:02 It's a story about friends in the attic, which
00:12:06 doesn't seem very Christmassy.
00:12:08 Seems a little--
00:12:09 What are you talking about?
00:12:10 It says Arctic, friends.
00:12:12 Arctic.
00:12:13 Read.
00:12:14 That's it.
00:12:16 What a drag, a book.
00:12:17 You got any firecrackers in that bag?
00:12:19 Weapons?
00:12:20 Grenades?
00:12:22 What's wrong with you, son?
00:12:24 It's Christmas Eve.
00:12:25 Have a seat, kids.
00:12:27 Have a seat.
00:12:28 Wow.
00:12:35 Where are we?
00:12:36 Alabama?
00:12:37 No, that's an Arctic fox.
00:12:39 His name is Swifty.
00:12:41 Mm-hmm.
00:12:42 And his name is PB.
00:12:44 Perfect Burglar.
00:12:45 It stands for boulevard.
00:12:47 Another fox.
00:12:48 Jade.
00:12:49 What a cutie.
00:12:50 That jade, the foxes.
00:12:51 Woadies.
00:12:53 No, honey, they're penguins.
00:12:55 Actually, they're puffins.
00:12:56 There aren't any penguins in the Arctic.
00:12:58 They're moving.
00:12:59 Yes, like an iPod.
00:13:01 You Wallace Otto, I don't like him one little bit.
00:13:04 Hm.
00:13:05 I don't mind this, Walrus.
00:13:06 He looks sleek.
00:13:07 He's the full story.
00:13:08 Book.
00:13:09 And the last one, it's almost bedtime.
00:13:11 What are you talking about?
00:13:12 It's still early.
00:13:13 Early?
00:13:14 Usually I'm already sleepy by this time.
00:13:16 What are you, a chicken?
00:13:17 What is this place?
00:13:19 It's a package delivery office.
00:13:22 They're obviously friends.
00:13:24 But what do Swifty and PB do for a living?
00:13:27 Ah, they deliver packages.
00:13:29 Oh, looks tiring.
00:13:31 Shh, let's see what happens.
00:13:33 They look like a cool couple.
00:13:34 They work, eat, and go to sleep.
00:13:37 Swifty's small like me.
00:13:38 Yeah, and he can barely hold the packages.
00:13:41 It reminds me of Calgary back in '96,
00:13:44 where we escaped by dog sled,
00:13:46 which took us to the jewelry store, where--
00:13:48 How come you were escaping?
00:13:50 We were just playing cops and robbers.
00:13:53 [sizzling]
00:13:55 [grunting]
00:13:57 He'll never do it.
00:13:58 The sled is way too heavy.
00:14:00 [grunting]
00:14:01 [screaming]
00:14:03 [screaming]
00:14:06 [screaming]
00:14:08 Oh, no!
00:14:09 Kids always avoid work.
00:14:11 Back in Dallas in '94,
00:14:12 I worked in a hotel, and it was hell.
00:14:16 [sizzling]
00:14:17 Swifty, he's just like Vince's fox.
00:14:20 Well, yeah.
00:14:21 Yeah, they might be a slight resemblance.
00:14:24 Doesn't look like him one bit.
00:14:26 Didn't even look at him.
00:14:28 [laughing]
00:14:30 [sizzling]
00:14:32 [grunting]
00:14:34 First package delivered.
00:14:36 It's great when you finish a job.
00:14:38 Looks like the babysitter that came last time.
00:14:41 Uh, gross.
00:14:42 Why doesn't she blow her nose?
00:14:44 I told you she was really dirty, like Amanda.
00:14:47 Wow, dodged it by a hair.
00:14:50 How gross.
00:14:51 What super luck.
00:14:54 [giggling]
00:14:56 I don't mind this story, but this goat is disgusting.
00:15:00 She reminds me of Vince when he gets a cold.
00:15:02 [gagging]
00:15:04 I know how to write my name too, but at my age,
00:15:07 Liam didn't even know how to sing.
00:15:10 Is it true, son?
00:15:12 No, I could sing.
00:15:14 [whimpering]
00:15:16 Ugh, that's gross.
00:15:18 Look how ugly that big old goat is.
00:15:20 You never tell anybody that he's ugly.
00:15:23 Mommy says who is ugly to adults can be beautiful to some.
00:15:28 So young and wise.
00:15:30 You're a real sweetheart, you know that?
00:15:32 Mark the words of Uncle Frank.
00:15:35 [laughing]
00:15:37 Uncle Frank.
00:15:39 [laughing]
00:15:41 I wonder who he has to deliver the second package to.
00:15:47 It's Jade.
00:15:48 She's a pretty good mechanic for being, uh, I mean, a fox.
00:15:53 [whimpering]
00:15:55 [vacuuming]
00:15:57 [clearing throat]
00:15:59 [vacuuming]
00:16:01 When I grow up, I want to be like her.
00:16:04 A fox?
00:16:05 No, an engineer.
00:16:08 How sweet.
00:16:09 They're in love.
00:16:11 You're such a baby.
00:16:13 Lady, big girl has spoken.
00:16:15 Kids, be good.
00:16:17 [sniffing]
00:16:19 This icky stuff grosses me out.
00:16:22 It's not icky stuff.
00:16:23 Mommy said we shouldn't be ashamed of our feelings.
00:16:26 I'm not ashamed.
00:16:27 Love is silly.
00:16:29 I like cars.
00:16:30 Anyway, I know you like her.
00:16:32 [music]
00:16:34 [music]
00:16:36 [music]
00:16:38 [music]
00:16:40 [music]
00:16:42 [music]
00:16:44 [music]
00:16:46 [music]
00:16:48 [music]
00:16:50 [music]
00:16:52 Now, whose turn is it?
00:16:54 Swifty has a ton of packages.
00:16:56 I'm counting to deliver to.
00:16:58 So tiring.
00:17:00 He should find an easier job, like mine.
00:17:03 Babysitting is easier?
00:17:05 Sure, especially with kids like you,
00:17:07 who go to bed when the babysitter says so.
00:17:10 We are not sleepy at all.
00:17:13 Okay, a little more time then.
00:17:16 Uh-oh, something's fishy here.
00:17:20 I have to say that these puffins are cute,
00:17:23 but I don't trust them.
00:17:25 [laughing]
00:17:27 Well, in the meantime, I'm starting to like these little guys.
00:17:30 Hey, the puffins want to steal the package.
00:17:32 That's why I like them.
00:17:34 It's not right. You shouldn't ever steal.
00:17:36 Swifty works so hard to deliver the packages,
00:17:39 and these puffins only want to annoy him.
00:17:42 No, not at all. They only want to have some fun.
00:17:44 Poor Swifty.
00:17:45 As I said, he should change jobs.
00:17:47 Come on, Swifty. Fight back.
00:17:49 [groaning]
00:17:52 Oh, the package broke because of the bad bulls.
00:17:55 Hmm, this is a really fantastic book, Liam.
00:17:59 [groaning]
00:18:01 Where are we?
00:18:03 That looks like a frozen Alcatraz.
00:18:05 Oh, boy, I'm starting to feel tired.
00:18:07 What about you kids?
00:18:09 No, this troll is too cool.
00:18:11 I think Otto's the bad guy.
00:18:13 Bad guys are the best
00:18:15 because they get straight to business.
00:18:17 Well, who decides who's bad and who's good anyway?
00:18:21 [groaning]
00:18:23 [groaning]
00:18:25 [groaning]
00:18:27 Uh-uh. The package was for him.
00:18:30 Serves him right.
00:18:32 [knocking]
00:18:33 Who's that?
00:18:34 You expecting someone?
00:18:36 The babysitters, but that's you, right?
00:18:38 Yeah, yeah, we're the babysitters.
00:18:40 But you know what? I'm gonna get that
00:18:42 because there's a lot of scary people out there on Christmas Eve.
00:18:46 You guys sit right here.
00:18:48 Okay.
00:18:50 [knocking]
00:18:52 Hi.
00:18:54 [sighs]
00:18:56 [door opens]
00:18:58 [door closes]
00:19:00 Hello. I'm the babysitter.
00:19:02 No, we are the babysitters.
00:19:04 We got it covered, so we're good.
00:19:06 Good evening. Fine. It's $200.
00:19:09 That seems reasonable. Sure.
00:19:11 Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
00:19:12 You know what? We're gonna double it
00:19:14 'cause it's Christmas Eve.
00:19:16 Have a good night.
00:19:18 You pay me now.
00:19:20 Right now? I'd love to, but we don't have any, uh--
00:19:23 Do you have pockets? No, I have no pockets.
00:19:25 He's wearing tights. We have no money.
00:19:27 We'll pay you tomorrow for sure. I promise.
00:19:29 I'm dressed as an elf, okay? Yeah, he is, and I'm Santa.
00:19:31 Sorry, Santa. That's not a good idea.
00:19:34 That's the only idea. Get out of here.
00:19:36 Yeah, get out. Please, leave the neighborhood.
00:19:38 I'm reasonable. Please pay me now.
00:19:40 I'm not gonna pay you now, okay?
00:19:42 Do you hate Santa Claus?
00:19:45 You're terrible. You're a terrible person.
00:19:47 Santa, my outfit!
00:19:49 Okay. Who was it?
00:19:53 Oh, it was a noise complaint about my reindeer.
00:19:55 We didn't hear them. Yeah, I know, 'cause I made 'em--
00:19:58 Be quiet.
00:20:00 Listen, I'm so hungry.
00:20:02 Is there anything to eat around here?
00:20:04 Fridge is full. Really?
00:20:06 All right, thanks, Ed. That's wonderful.
00:20:08 All right, all right, let's go.
00:20:10 Okay. All right, here we go.
00:20:12 Do you have any alcohol?
00:20:14 [laughs]
00:20:16 Mm. Let's see what they have here.
00:20:19 Oh. Oh.
00:20:21 Hmm.
00:20:23 [humming]
00:20:25 [humming]
00:20:27 [humming]
00:20:29 [humming]
00:20:31 We better get back in there before they get suspicious.
00:20:33 Bite? No, thank you.
00:20:35 [humming]
00:20:37 [humming]
00:20:39 Yes! Another story!
00:20:44 Bite. I read this one, and then you go to sleep.
00:20:46 No way. Let's see what happens.
00:20:48 Jade is reading a book.
00:20:50 So, we are reading a book about someone reading a book.
00:20:54 Kind of philosophical, and the perfect story for bedtime.
00:20:57 Oh, poor boy. Shouldn't ever eat fast.
00:21:00 Mommy always say so.
00:21:02 Oh, cool. They taught us that move in school.
00:21:04 Now I can save anyone who's choking.
00:21:06 [humming]
00:21:08 You know, books kept me great company when I was in prison--
00:21:12 I mean, the hospital.
00:21:14 Hmm.
00:21:16 How long were you stuck in there?
00:21:18 A long time.
00:21:20 You know, I was a very sickly child.
00:21:22 What was wrong with you?
00:21:24 [laughs]
00:21:26 It's called chronic robberitis.
00:21:29 You hooked?
00:21:31 Well, only when the doctors noticed me.
00:21:34 Did your elf buddy help you in hospital?
00:21:36 Well, no.
00:21:38 You know, that's the thing about life, hon.
00:21:41 Sometimes you're on your own.
00:21:44 Aren't you two doing everything together?
00:21:47 Uh... [laughs]
00:21:49 Not unless I can't find anything better.
00:21:52 [humming]
00:21:54 Scripty's only nervous.
00:21:56 The fact is, he likes Jade.
00:21:58 He doesn't know how to tell her,
00:22:00 so he becomes a pain like Liam when I want to do my homework.
00:22:04 It's not me being a pain, it's you being boring.
00:22:06 The most boring younger sister on planet Earth.
00:22:08 That's not true.
00:22:10 It's because I like to go to school.
00:22:12 Exactly!
00:22:13 Kids, don't get excited.
00:22:15 You're supposed to fall asleep soon, and you shouldn't like school.
00:22:18 See? Also the babysitter says so.
00:22:20 That's such an awful thing to say.
00:22:22 No kid likes school. That's the way it is.
00:22:25 But anyway, don't tell your mother I said that.
00:22:27 You're such a cool babysitter.
00:22:29 Well, thank you.
00:22:31 [humming]
00:22:33 Hmm.
00:22:35 [humming]
00:22:37 [humming]
00:22:39 Hmm.
00:22:41 Hmm.
00:22:43 Hmm?
00:22:45 Hmm?
00:22:47 Huh?
00:22:49 Uh-oh.
00:22:51 Looks like Scripty messed up again.
00:22:53 Oh, my God. Is it going to explode?
00:22:55 [screaming]
00:22:59 Hmm.
00:23:01 You see? She sent him packing.
00:23:03 Nah, she's just a bit angry with all the ruckus he made.
00:23:06 But she likes him too.
00:23:08 Sometimes you need to be strict.
00:23:10 Now you talk like Mom.
00:23:12 And I think she's right.
00:23:14 It's a real shame that Swiftie and Jade hate each other.
00:23:16 They really like each other.
00:23:18 If he likes her so much, why doesn't he just kiss her and get it over with?
00:23:21 Oh, Vitz. Ever the robotic, you.
00:23:23 [screaming]
00:23:28 The book scared her.
00:23:30 Find a little suspense. I really like scary stories.
00:23:32 Then why are you shaking like a leaf?
00:23:34 I'm not shaking.
00:23:36 [screaming]
00:23:38 Frank, I'm scared.
00:23:40 Oh, no, sweetheart. Uncle Frank is here. Don't worry.
00:23:42 You should just relax, close your eyes.
00:23:44 [screaming]
00:23:46 What a fright.
00:23:48 [thunder]
00:23:50 [thunder]
00:23:52 [thunder]
00:23:54 It's Jade.
00:23:56 Of course, because even if sometimes you argue, when you love each other,
00:23:58 it's always best to stick together, like us.
00:24:00 And you too, Uncle Frank.
00:24:04 If only you could fall asleep.
00:24:06 I bet you're drawing that stupid fox again, aren't you?
00:24:10 It's not, Swiftie. It's you.
00:24:12 It is?
00:24:14 Yeah.
00:24:16 Let me see that.
00:24:18 It looks like a little kid drew it.
00:24:20 Like someone even younger than you.
00:24:22 It doesn't matter, 'cause I know you're good.
00:24:26 You know I'm good?
00:24:28 I don't think anybody's ever said anything that nice to me in my whole life.
00:24:30 Thank you, sweetie.
00:24:32 Let me sing a lullaby.
00:24:34 The bars are all closed--
00:24:36 No! I want another story!
00:24:38 Okay, then.
00:24:40 Another story it is.
00:24:42 Okay, Santa.
00:24:44 Here we go.
00:24:46 But this is the last one, okay?
00:24:48 Maybe.
00:24:50 I'll take that maybe for a yes, okay?
00:24:52 Maybe.
00:24:54 Oh, you are definitely smart children.
00:24:56 Hm?
00:24:58 Jake, give him a new sled.
00:25:00 I told you she wasn't in love.
00:25:02 Cool. I want a sled like that, too.
00:25:04 Wow. It would be super fun.
00:25:06 Way to go, Swiftie. He ripped it off.
00:25:08 No, you don't steal.
00:25:10 Especially not from friends.
00:25:12 Well, not from friends for sure.
00:25:14 Whatever. I want a sled, too, for going to school.
00:25:16 Too bad there's never any snow here.
00:25:18 Hm. Hm.
00:25:20 Oh!
00:25:26 Boo.
00:25:28 How slow, PB's going.
00:25:30 Yeah, so slow.
00:25:32 Oh, makes me fall asleep.
00:25:34 What about you guys?
00:25:36 No!
00:25:38 [coughing]
00:25:40 Who's she now?
00:25:48 Hm. Reminds me of someone.
00:25:50 To me as well.
00:25:52 My Aunt Clotilda, she was really unpleasant.
00:25:54 I don't like those puffins one little bit.
00:25:56 They surely want to play some prank.
00:25:58 Well, maybe they're just nice people.
00:26:00 Nice, happy people.
00:26:02 Hey, where's she going?
00:26:16 A wig?
00:26:18 But then it was Otto.
00:26:20 I hate wigs. I wore one at Columbus for a...
00:26:22 I mean, for Halloween.
00:26:24 I'll never wear another one.
00:26:26 Huh.
00:26:28 Deathly and Halloween,
00:26:32 he dressed up like a barbie zombie.
00:26:34 You saw everybody in the story, huh?
00:26:36 Hm. Hm.
00:26:38 Whew.
00:26:42 Well, well, well.
00:26:46 [knocking]
00:26:50 Hey, kids.
00:26:52 Run upstairs and see if my reindeer are making noise on the roof.
00:26:54 Go, go, go. Go.
00:26:56 Nobody's home.
00:27:06 What are you doing now?
00:27:14 Too blonde?
00:27:16 I know, brunette would make me look thinner.
00:27:18 I know it's risky,
00:27:20 'cause Mom's a cop, too,
00:27:22 but I don't want to get beaten up on Christmas Eve.
00:27:24 Oh, nice tights.
00:27:28 Things are getting worse.
00:27:34 Hey, hey!
00:27:38 What are you doing back here?
00:27:40 First Santa, now a woman.
00:27:42 I'm not Santa.
00:27:44 That Santa's in there. I'm a woman.
00:27:46 Hey, you. Pay our sister.
00:27:48 Get out of here. You.
00:27:50 I gave you a chance. I tried to be reasonable.
00:27:52 You guys are losers. I'm not paying you.
00:27:54 Cop!
00:27:56 Hey!
00:27:58 Help, help. They're trying to beat me up.
00:28:00 There I go.
00:28:02 Officer, officer.
00:28:04 Everything okay, ma'am?
00:28:06 No, it's not okay.
00:28:08 There were two of them, right?
00:28:10 These guys. Dressed like Santa Claus in an elf.
00:28:12 Three! There's three.
00:28:14 They're trying to beat me up.
00:28:16 Go inside, ma'am.
00:28:18 Lock the door.
00:28:20 I'm gonna lock the door.
00:28:22 I'll go to jail about it. You won't believe it.
00:28:24 Okay.
00:28:26 Hey.
00:28:28 What do you think you're doing?
00:28:30 Don't worry. I got it.
00:28:32 You're not gonna open the door?
00:28:34 No, you're not. There's a cop out there.
00:28:36 I know. I called him.
00:28:38 You're not going out there. You're crazy.
00:28:40 Oh, who's that?
00:28:42 It's a kid.
00:28:44 I'm gonna get her.
00:28:46 Are the kids okay?
00:28:48 Yeah, the kids are fine.
00:28:50 I know you think you're looking for two men.
00:28:52 There's a third one, and it's a woman.
00:28:54 She's a ringleader, and she's awful.
00:28:56 You gotta get her, okay?
00:28:58 Okay, ma'am. We got this.
00:29:00 Lock the door.
00:29:02 To all units, these hitters and orphans.
00:29:04 You gotta get out there and get her right now.
00:29:06 Don't lollygag. Go, go!
00:29:08 To all units.
00:29:10 You want a hot dog? Come on.
00:29:12 Yes, I do.
00:29:14 Chief, headers northeast.
00:29:16 Let's go. The sooner we nap,
00:29:18 the sooner we can get back.
00:29:20 Listen, the babysitter and the cops are out of the picture.
00:29:22 So let's take the bag and get out of here.
00:29:24 Let's do it.
00:29:26 Okay? All right.
00:29:28 On your way out?
00:29:30 Oh, hey!
00:29:32 Um, no.
00:29:34 No, of course not.
00:29:36 No, uh, I'm just moving the bag.
00:29:38 I'm just moving the bag over here.
00:29:40 That's what I'm doing, see?
00:29:42 I just thought of a better place for it there.
00:29:44 I'm just moving the bag.
00:29:46 So, uh,
00:29:50 we would never leave you guys alone?
00:29:52 Come on.
00:29:54 That'd be a bad babysitter to do something like that.
00:29:56 Can you read us another story?
00:29:58 You know, Santa Claus can do that.
00:30:00 And he's gonna be right back in five minutes,
00:30:02 and he'll read you another story, okay?
00:30:04 I promise.
00:30:06 Yeah.
00:30:08 I see you got that phone there, pal.
00:30:10 I know what you're thinking.
00:30:12 Don't call your mom, okay?
00:30:14 No calling Mom
00:30:16 because she'll be mad
00:30:18 and she won't pay me, maybe.
00:30:20 Can you imagine?
00:30:22 And you get me in trouble.
00:30:24 Okay?
00:30:26 So don't, don't, don't, don't call her.
00:30:28 Pal, can we do that, Liam?
00:30:30 You know, call her?
00:30:32 So, listen, I'm just gonna...
00:30:34 You know what I think?
00:30:36 So I'm gonna put it back over here.
00:30:38 All right? Okay.
00:30:40 ♪ ♪
00:30:42 Oh!
00:30:44 We gotta get the phone off of that kid.
00:30:46 Yeah, we do. I said we gotta get it off.
00:30:48 And you're running around dressed like a woman.
00:30:50 Well...
00:30:52 Acting like a nutcase.
00:30:54 Not helping anything at all, Frank.
00:30:56 We just gotta get out of here, man.
00:30:58 He's gonna call his mother,
00:31:00 and they're gonna catch up to us,
00:31:02 and we're both going back in the clink.
00:31:04 Okay, so, what is the plan?
00:31:06 (grunts)
00:31:08 You sit on the couch
00:31:10 and read your magic book, okay?
00:31:12 And I'm gonna find the phone.
00:31:14 All right. Did you like the book?
00:31:16 No, I don't like the book.
00:31:18 Maybe we can read it in prison.
00:31:20 Maybe you can read it in prison.
00:31:22 Hey, guys.
00:31:24 Okay. All right.
00:31:26 Here we go.
00:31:28 Okay, let's...
00:31:30 read the book.
00:31:32 Whew!
00:31:34 Good times.
00:31:36 ♪ ♪
00:31:38 ♪ ♪
00:31:40 Wow!
00:31:42 A video game!
00:31:44 Blech.
00:31:46 You don't know what you're missing. Video games are a blast.
00:31:48 I'd rather have a friend like PB.
00:31:50 True. Friends are important. Look at me and Vince.
00:31:52 We just love each other.
00:31:54 It doesn't look like he loves you.
00:31:56 Oh, yes, he does. In his own way.
00:31:58 (siren blaring)
00:32:00 Call him a friend? He ripped off his console.
00:32:02 He didn't steal it. He only wanted to try it.
00:32:04 In fact, "stealing" is such an ugly word.
00:32:06 Let's say that some people
00:32:08 just want to try someone else's stuff.
00:32:10 To me, it looks like he really stole it.
00:32:12 PB doesn't steal. And do you know why?
00:32:14 No. Tell me.
00:32:16 Because only sad and lonely people steal.
00:32:18 That's what Mommy always says.
00:32:20 Ah, look at this.
00:32:22 Wow.
00:32:24 Let's just get absorbed in this fantastic story.
00:32:26 Oh, but not too much,
00:32:28 because I have to go to bed afterwards, remember?
00:32:30 Mm-hmm.
00:32:32 But now they shouldn't be fighting over video games.
00:32:34 That's right.
00:32:36 There are better reasons to fight.
00:32:38 No, there was never a good reason to fight.
00:32:40 Well, I would do it, too.
00:32:42 (growling)
00:32:44 (growling)
00:32:46 (growling)
00:32:48 (growling)
00:32:50 Hey, PB, that's no way to behave.
00:32:52 Liam is obsessed with video games.
00:32:54 Video games are so stupid.
00:32:56 True.
00:32:58 That's because you've never played Intergalactic Monsters.
00:33:00 Is it fun?
00:33:02 Really cool. Super cool.
00:33:04 Hmm. Really?
00:33:06 You bet. Look.
00:33:08 (growling)
00:33:10 (laughing)
00:33:12 A fishing rod. Who would ever come up with the idea
00:33:14 of stealing with a fishing rod?
00:33:16 Yeah, right?
00:33:18 (growling)
00:33:20 (humming)
00:33:22 (growling)
00:33:24 (growling)
00:33:26 (growling)
00:33:28 (laughing)
00:33:30 (growling)
00:33:32 (growling)
00:33:34 Oh, no.
00:33:36 Look how they're bickering.
00:33:38 Come on. Don't be like that.
00:33:40 You love each other.
00:33:42 (growling)
00:33:44 (growling)
00:33:46 It's useless to be greedy.
00:33:48 Right, Uncle Frank?
00:33:50 Yes, Huddy. That's so true.
00:33:52 Yeah, but Swifty has to come up with something smarter
00:33:54 to fool him.
00:33:56 No way.
00:33:58 Hmm.
00:34:00 (gulping)
00:34:02 (groaning)
00:34:04 That's what good friends do.
00:34:06 Hmm. Hmm?
00:34:08 Fail.
00:34:10 Good thing Jay took it.
00:34:12 This way, they'll stop bickering.
00:34:14 (growling)
00:34:16 (growling)
00:34:18 (growling)
00:34:20 (growling)
00:34:30 (grunting)
00:34:32 (growling)
00:34:34 Okay.
00:34:36 (dance music playing)
00:34:38 (drums playing)
00:34:40 Hmm. Hmm.
00:34:42 Hmm. Hmm.
00:34:44 Hmm. Hmm.
00:34:46 Nice playing with it.
00:34:48 When two dogs fight, the third runs away with the bone.
00:34:50 (sighs)
00:34:52 (dance music playing)
00:34:54 (sniffing)
00:34:56 Okay.
00:34:58 Let's read another one.
00:35:00 Yeah!
00:35:02 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:04 What a nice house Swifty has.
00:35:06 Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:08 Muffins are delicious.
00:35:10 Especially the blueberry ones.
00:35:12 Oh, yes. Muffins are delicious.
00:35:14 I'm going to go get a beer.
00:35:16 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:18 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:20 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:35:22 Muffins?
00:35:24 Swifty, they're right behind you.
00:35:26 Uh-oh, they got inside.
00:35:28 Now they'll surely get into some mischief.
00:35:30 Always watch your back, guys.
00:35:32 (chattering)
00:36:00 No, the bad guys are never intelligent.
00:36:02 Hmm.
00:36:04 Hey!
00:36:06 (yells)
00:36:10 (growls)
00:36:12 (growling)
00:36:14 (growling)
00:36:16 (growling)
00:36:18 (growling)
00:36:20 They got distracted.
00:36:22 Yeah, they did.
00:36:24 Got it. At least one muffin is safe.
00:36:26 (growling)
00:36:28 (screams)
00:36:30 They caught him again.
00:36:32 I guess in the end, you're better off being a thief
00:36:34 than being robbed.
00:36:36 I agree. You do?
00:36:38 Well, let's forget about it and just go to bed.
00:36:40 Not yet. Oh, boy.
00:36:42 Well, believe me, the life of a thief is no bed of roses.
00:36:44 How would you know?
00:36:46 Well, you know,
00:36:48 I, uh, heard a lot of things.
00:36:50 Huh?
00:36:56 (all groaning)
00:36:58 No!
00:37:00 He's left without breakfast.
00:37:02 That's the most important meal of the day.
00:37:04 The sooner you sleep, the sooner you'll have it.
00:37:06 Thank goodness, Swifty.
00:37:08 A blueberry was left.
00:37:10 (humming)
00:37:12 (chewing)
00:37:14 Mmm.
00:37:16 Oh, my goodness.
00:37:20 He's choking.
00:37:22 Again.
00:37:24 Yes, again.
00:37:26 I didn't know it could happen so often.
00:37:28 You have to be careful.
00:37:30 Thank God Liam knows the procedure.
00:37:32 Plunk, right in the water.
00:37:34 Goodbye, breakfast.
00:37:36 Hey, Santa.
00:37:38 Yep.
00:37:40 Listen.
00:37:42 Looking at you gave me the idea, by the way.
00:37:44 Mm-hmm.
00:37:46 You know where they're gonna put us
00:37:48 if they find out we're in here
00:37:50 and we're not escaped by then, right?
00:37:52 So you go and distract them kids.
00:37:54 Mm-hmm.
00:37:56 And I'm gonna look around and find the phone.
00:37:58 Mm-hmm.
00:38:00 Okay.
00:38:02 Well, well, well.
00:38:04 Let's see how this story ends.
00:38:06 (humming)
00:38:08 (chewing)
00:38:10 (sniffing)
00:38:12 (humming)
00:38:14 Thank goodness Swifty got Pee-Pee.
00:38:16 What a friend.
00:38:18 (humming)
00:38:20 (humming)
00:38:22 (music)
00:38:24 Yeah.
00:38:26 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:38:28 Oh yeah. Okay.
00:38:30 Crops.
00:38:32 Okay.
00:38:34 Mm-hmm.
00:38:36 Hmm.
00:38:38 (sigh)
00:38:40 (music)
00:38:42 (humming)
00:38:44 Hmm. Huh.
00:38:46 (whistling)
00:38:48 (sigh)
00:38:50 This story made me hungry too.
00:38:52 Well, shouldn't you kids
00:38:54 go to sleep first?
00:38:56 You can have breakfast tomorrow.
00:38:58 Puffins won't steal it.
00:39:00 No, we're hungry now.
00:39:02 Fine, I'm hungry too.
00:39:04 Let's prepare something.
00:39:06 (music)
00:39:08 Mm, frozen pizza.
00:39:10 Perfect.
00:39:12 (laughing)
00:39:14 We're not eating frozen pizza
00:39:16 on Christmas Eve.
00:39:18 Yes we are.
00:39:20 No. It's perfect.
00:39:22 No, no. The kids deserve a full meal
00:39:24 with all the trimmings.
00:39:26 Listen, it doesn't matter what they eat,
00:39:28 as long as they eat something,
00:39:30 then they'll go right to sleep.
00:39:32 Put down the frozen pizza.
00:39:34 Are you going to hit me with that?
00:39:36 Maybe. Put it down. Put it down.
00:39:38 The point is they're going to have pizza.
00:39:40 Yeah. No. No.
00:39:42 Yeah, cook them.
00:39:44 (music)
00:39:46 Now you read.
00:39:48 Oh, no.
00:39:50 Out of the question.
00:39:52 (screaming)
00:39:54 What are you, nuts?
00:39:56 Okay. Alright.
00:39:58 (music)
00:40:00 (music)
00:40:02 (music)
00:40:04 Oh, how scary.
00:40:06 (music)
00:40:08 Careful, Twifty.
00:40:10 The puffins are there.
00:40:12 Well, don't spy.
00:40:14 There's nothing worse than a rat fink.
00:40:16 There's not a rat fink. The puffins are thieves.
00:40:18 They're bad.
00:40:20 That's a narrow point of view, kid.
00:40:22 But Uncle Vince...
00:40:24 Oh, don't you dare.
00:40:26 (music)
00:40:28 (music)
00:40:30 (music)
00:40:32 (music)
00:40:34 The puffins again.
00:40:36 But what do they want?
00:40:38 The teacher says the children who misbehave
00:40:40 only want a little love.
00:40:42 What love? It's an ambush.
00:40:44 They want to steal away his packages.
00:40:46 Of course they want to attract attention.
00:40:48 Yeah, right, Buster. The bully of our school.
00:40:50 He doesn't seek for attention.
00:40:52 He just wants to beat us up.
00:40:54 Oops. (laughing)
00:40:56 (screaming)
00:40:58 Who is Lee?
00:41:00 (laughing)
00:41:02 I like this Lee guy.
00:41:04 He's a karate champion.
00:41:06 Good morning, Swifty.
00:41:08 (yawn)
00:41:10 (swooshing)
00:41:12 (swooshing)
00:41:14 (swooshing)
00:41:16 That's a fine kung fu style.
00:41:18 I'm up on this stuff.
00:41:20 (swooshing)
00:41:22 (swooshing)
00:41:24 Good going, Swifty.
00:41:26 Learn from him, so you'll know
00:41:28 how to defend yourself.
00:41:30 (swooshing)
00:41:32 (laughing)
00:41:34 (laughing)
00:41:36 Swifty doesn't look ready
00:41:38 for martial arts.
00:41:40 Surely not.
00:41:42 (laughing)
00:41:44 Mom is Black Belt.
00:41:46 When she comes home, she can show you a few moves.
00:41:48 Well, she better not, because
00:41:50 I'm totally against violence,
00:41:52 especially at Christmas time.
00:41:54 (swooshing)
00:41:56 (sizzling)
00:41:58 (laughing)
00:42:00 (laughing)
00:42:02 (laughing)
00:42:04 (sizzling)
00:42:06 (sizzling)
00:42:08 Swifty's a disaster.
00:42:10 He'll never learn.
00:42:12 (grunting)
00:42:14 Come on, Swifty.
00:42:16 You can do it.
00:42:18 (grunting)
00:42:20 (grunting)
00:42:22 (grunting)
00:42:24 (grumbling)
00:42:26 (grumbling)
00:42:28 (dramatic music)
00:42:30 (grunting)
00:42:32 (grunting)
00:42:34 (grunting)
00:42:36 (laughing)
00:42:38 (grunting)
00:42:40 (laughing)
00:42:42 (grunting)
00:42:44 (grunting)
00:42:46 (grunting)
00:42:48 I'm curious to know, what's the thing
00:42:50 that puts you both to sleep
00:42:52 the fastest possible?
00:42:54 You and Frank are so much fun.
00:42:56 I don't never, I never want to go to sleep again.
00:42:58 I don't never, I never want to go to sleep again.
00:43:00 (laughing)
00:43:02 (laughing)
00:43:04 (grunting)
00:43:06 Yes, that's what I mean.
00:43:08 He's getting better.
00:43:10 It looks like he finally learned.
00:43:12 (grunting)
00:43:14 (laughing)
00:43:16 (sizzling)
00:43:18 (sizzling)
00:43:20 Oh no, the puffin's all at it again.
00:43:22 (sizzling)
00:43:24 (laughing)
00:43:26 (grunting)
00:43:28 (grunting)
00:43:30 (grunting)
00:43:32 Now he knows how to defend himself.
00:43:34 (grunting)
00:43:36 (ding)
00:43:38 (ding)
00:43:40 Oh no, he let himself be cheated again.
00:43:42 (splashing)
00:43:44 (screaming)
00:43:46 (laughing)
00:43:48 Hey, who wants to help with the potatoes?
00:43:50 Me!
00:43:52 You don't look like you're into these stories all night,
00:43:56 so why don't you?
00:43:58 Maybe they're growing on me.
00:44:00 (sizzling)
00:44:02 (splashing)
00:44:04 (sizzling)
00:44:06 Daddy works in a company that digs for oil.
00:44:08 That's why he's never home.
00:44:10 Listen, that's life, son.
00:44:12 You gotta be ready.
00:44:14 Yeah.
00:44:16 (screeching)
00:44:18 Look, a gold nugget.
00:44:20 If I ever found one,
00:44:22 I'd buy myself the Black Star Adventure Super Starship.
00:44:24 With a nugget like that,
00:44:26 you could buy the whole factory.
00:44:28 What would you buy?
00:44:30 Uh, I don't know.
00:44:32 Then why are you working then?
00:44:34 No, actually, what's your job?
00:44:36 Babysitting.
00:44:38 Ah, right.
00:44:40 (grunting)
00:44:42 (grunting)
00:44:44 You must really feel lonely.
00:44:46 What, me, lonely?
00:44:48 Why do you think I'm lonely? What, are you crazy?
00:44:50 I'm not lonely at all.
00:44:52 (screaming)
00:44:54 (screaming)
00:44:56 (screaming)
00:44:58 You know what, Vince?
00:45:00 That's what happens when you're too greedy.
00:45:02 (grunting)
00:45:04 (grunting)
00:45:06 (grunting)
00:45:08 Hey, Vince,
00:45:10 imagine how lucky you'd be
00:45:12 if a gold nugget fell on you.
00:45:14 A snowmobile's cool.
00:45:16 Look, everyone is imagining
00:45:18 what they'd buy if they were rich.
00:45:20 How's it possible that you don't know
00:45:22 what you'd buy if you were rich?
00:45:24 (grunting)
00:45:28 Hey, Pee-Pee,
00:45:30 is running away with the nugget.
00:45:32 (grunting)
00:45:34 I would never steal,
00:45:36 especially not from a friend.
00:45:38 Well, trust me, your friends
00:45:40 will always let you down, and relatives
00:45:42 are even worse.
00:45:44 I made myself a brother,
00:45:46 one who, uh,
00:45:48 wouldn't double-cross me.
00:45:50 Not to speak of Dad's.
00:45:52 What?
00:45:54 My dad said he was coming for Christmas.
00:45:56 Listen, I'm sure your dad really wanted
00:45:58 to be here with you, and he probably
00:46:00 tried really hard to be here for Christmas time.
00:46:02 Right?
00:46:04 Hmm.
00:46:06 Well, don't think that he didn't try.
00:46:08 I'm sure that he tried very hard.
00:46:10 It probably meant an awful lot to him
00:46:12 to be here with you.
00:46:14 Man, if I was your dad, I'd want to be here,
00:46:16 too.
00:46:18 You know, I'm just a dumb babysitter,
00:46:20 but you should think more highly of your dad
00:46:22 because he probably loves you very much.
00:46:24 All right?
00:46:26 Yeah.
00:46:28 Ah, what a good guy Swifty is.
00:46:30 In the end, he gave the nugget to charity.
00:46:32 That's the way you do it.
00:46:34 Hey.
00:46:36 How'd the potatoes work out?
00:46:38 Good.
00:46:40 All right, how's Uncle Frank?
00:46:42 Mm-hmm.
00:46:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:46:48 [CREAKING]
00:46:50 [GASPING]
00:46:52 Hmm?
00:46:54 Uh-oh, these two are super sweet.
00:46:56 [GROANING]
00:46:58 Oh.
00:47:00 [GASPING]
00:47:02 [BEEPING]
00:47:04 Huh?
00:47:06 They even have fireworks.
00:47:08 Truly in love, like Leon
00:47:10 and Redhead Gold.
00:47:12 Oh, my goodness, what is happening?
00:47:14 [GROANING]
00:47:16 [BEEPING]
00:47:18 [GROANING]
00:47:20 [GASPING]
00:47:22 Look what happens when you play with fire.
00:47:24 [BEEPING]
00:47:26 [BEEPING]
00:47:28 Oh, no, the puffins again.
00:47:30 [BEEPING]
00:47:32 Wow, how beautiful.
00:47:34 Always those awful birds.
00:47:36 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:47:38 [GASPING]
00:47:40 They're finally hugging.
00:47:42 And now, you, Leon, don't go saying gross.
00:47:44 What do I get if I don't?
00:47:46 A kiss in the cheek.
00:47:48 And I'll shut up.
00:47:50 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:47:52 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:47:54 OK, here we are again. Look at the puffins running and stealing the fireworks.
00:47:56 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:47:58 They'll never change.
00:48:00 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:04 [GASPING]
00:48:06 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:08 Happy birthday, PB.
00:48:10 I say he's four years old like me.
00:48:12 What? Don't you see how big he is?
00:48:14 Bears are big, even when they're puppies.
00:48:16 Yeah, sure.
00:48:18 Anyhow, for my birthday, I want a cake like that.
00:48:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:22 [GASPING]
00:48:24 What are the puffins doing?
00:48:26 Something's fishy for sure.
00:48:28 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:30 [GASPING]
00:48:32 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:34 Not all. See how good they are?
00:48:36 They only wanted to celebrate Otto's birthday.
00:48:38 Poor boy never gets any celebrations.
00:48:40 [GASPING]
00:48:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:44 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:48 Run for it, Otto.
00:48:50 [GASPING]
00:48:52 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48:56 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:48:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:00 [BIRDS SQUAWKING]
00:49:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:04 Uh-oh.
00:49:06 None of those really are fireworks.
00:49:08 And you see how the puffins saved him?
00:49:10 That's what friends are for.
00:49:12 [LAUGHING]
00:49:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:16 I bet you nobody have given you a surprise party.
00:49:19 Hmm. Maybe you're right.
00:49:21 That's why you're so hungry, right?
00:49:23 Maybe. I am kind of grumpy sometimes, I guess.
00:49:26 But you kids make me happy.
00:49:28 [GIGGLING]
00:49:30 Children, dinner is served.
00:49:32 Yay!
00:49:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:36 Wow!
00:49:38 Vince, you're not going to eat with us?
00:49:41 You know, uh, I'm not hungry.
00:49:45 All right.
00:49:46 So you guys go ahead, all right?
00:49:50 OK.
00:49:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49:54 [SNIFFING]
00:49:56 Mm.
00:49:58 It's the best Christmas dinner I ever had.
00:50:01 It's the best Christmas dinner I've ever had, too.
00:50:03 You know, when I cooked in prison,
00:50:05 we didn't have many ingredients.
00:50:08 In prison, not--
00:50:10 I wasn't in prison.
00:50:12 I worked at a restaurant called In Prison.
00:50:15 And we didn't have as many ingredients there, of course.
00:50:21 Mom always buys super delicious stuff.
00:50:23 But then she has never any time to cook.
00:50:25 So we always end up with frozen food.
00:50:28 Yeah.
00:50:29 Well, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:32 That's an interesting cover for your phone there.
00:50:36 OK.
00:50:37 Who's ready for the most beautiful, tasty chocolate
00:50:42 cake you've ever had in your life?
00:50:44 Me!
00:50:45 Yes!
00:50:46 Yes!
00:50:47 Tell you what, get your taste buds ready.
00:50:48 And I'll be getting ready.
00:50:49 I'd explode.
00:50:50 Be right back.
00:50:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:50:54 What are you doing?
00:50:56 Exercising my taste buds.
00:50:58 You know, police are here.
00:50:59 Yeah.
00:51:00 Yeah.
00:51:01 We got to get out.
00:51:02 Yeah.
00:51:03 I haven't served cake yet.
00:51:05 Well, then give it to them.
00:51:07 OK.
00:51:08 All right.
00:51:09 Don't put them to bed, Frank.
00:51:10 OK, I will.
00:51:11 You want cake?
00:51:12 No.
00:51:13 OK.
00:51:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:51:17 Let's hope it's not too fantastic like this
00:51:19 if we can leave some for Mom.
00:51:21 Yeah, I wonder when she's coming back.
00:51:23 Let's see if they have anything about the robbery on the news.
00:51:26 The main suspects are a couple of petty criminals
00:51:28 who allegedly fled the crime scene dressed
00:51:30 as Santa Claus and his elf.
00:51:31 Look, Santa Claus and his elf.
00:51:32 Police suspect the thief's still hiding in the neighborhood.
00:51:34 Why did you just turn it off?
00:51:36 I liked it.
00:51:37 [PHONE RINGING]
00:51:43 Let's see what he comes up with this time.
00:51:46 Hello?
00:51:47 Mom, you know those thieves you're looking for?
00:51:50 They're our babysitters.
00:51:51 I told you not to call me with your usual baloney
00:51:53 crackpot stories.
00:51:55 I'll be right home.
00:51:57 Mom?
00:51:58 Mom?
00:51:59 Did you tell Ho that we're leaving some food for Ho?
00:52:09 Who wants some chocolate cake?
00:52:21 Me!
00:52:22 Me!
00:52:23 They came this way.
00:52:33 This place sure is spooky.
00:52:39 It was crazy good.
00:52:48 It is, right?
00:52:49 What are you going to give me?
00:52:52 [CHUCKLES]
00:52:54 Is that bad?
00:52:55 No.
00:52:56 So what are you going to give me?
00:52:58 Santa's going to bring you a lot of great things.
00:53:01 [CHUCKLES]
00:53:03 Now, who's going to tell me the good night story?
00:53:05 I am.
00:53:07 I am right now.
00:53:10 You're going to get surprises from Santa under the tree,
00:53:12 too, son.
00:53:13 [CHUCKLES]
00:53:15 OK, let's go.
00:53:18 Liam, you come here, too.
00:53:20 I have to go to the bathroom.
00:53:22 I'll catch you later.
00:53:23 OK, but don't take too long or I'll fall asleep.
00:53:26 You didn't eat anything.
00:53:31 No, honey, I'm just not in the mood.
00:53:33 I'm not hungry.
00:53:34 I don't know.
00:53:35 The chocolate's in the study.
00:53:36 Really?
00:53:37 OK, let's go get it.
00:53:38 Show me where it is.
00:53:39 Come on.
00:53:44 [SIGHS]
00:53:47 Let's read.
00:53:56 Woo.
00:53:59 Where's Liam?
00:54:00 [SIGHS]
00:54:02 He's still in the bathroom.
00:54:04 Once upon a time on the Salt Flats of Montevail--
00:54:08 I'm joking.
00:54:09 [CHUCKLES]
00:54:10 Once upon a time in the Arctic--
00:54:12 Once again, the puffins, again, Swifty.
00:54:15 Yes, it seems the case.
00:54:17 But now let's just relax and prepare to fall asleep.
00:54:21 Right?
00:54:22 It's about time.
00:54:23 [YAWNS]
00:54:25 He fainted.
00:54:26 [YAWNS]
00:54:28 [YAWNS]
00:54:30 [YAWNS]
00:54:32 [YAWNS]
00:54:34 [YAWNS]
00:54:37 He likes Swifty.
00:54:38 I told you, they only do mischief because they feel lonely.
00:54:44 Yeah, it's so sad to be alone, honey.
00:54:47 [MUNCHING]
00:54:50 [MUNCHING]
00:54:53 The problem is that Otto noticed that one is missing.
00:54:56 And now he's going to hunt him down.
00:54:59 Of course.
00:55:00 Otto doesn't have friends beside the puffins.
00:55:03 I used to like Otto.
00:55:04 But right now, I don't know.
00:55:06 I kind of like Swifty, you know.
00:55:08 How come?
00:55:09 Well, I guess I changed my mind.
00:55:11 Or my heart.
00:55:13 Ouch, what a shock.
00:55:14 [YAWNS]
00:55:16 [YAWNS]
00:55:17 [YAWNS]
00:55:19 Oh, no.
00:55:20 They got a heart.
00:55:21 [YAWNS]
00:55:24 [YAWNS]
00:55:26 [YAWNS]
00:55:29 [YAWNS]
00:55:31 Now that Otto has friends, it's so important not to be alone.
00:55:35 Right?
00:55:36 [LAUGHS]
00:55:40 Absolutely.
00:55:41 And thank God I have you guys this Christmas night.
00:55:44 And we have you.
00:55:45 [ROARS]
00:55:49 Well, Otto, now he's all alone.
00:55:52 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:55 Oh, sad.
00:55:57 Sad, it's sad.
00:55:58 You know, I--
00:55:59 It's sad.
00:56:00 I think so, too.
00:56:01 Yeah, oh, jeez.
00:56:02 Yeah.
00:56:03 Listen, one more story and it's time for bed for you, OK?
00:56:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:56:13 Someone is spying.
00:56:15 Obviously, it's Otto.
00:56:17 This guy again.
00:56:18 I'm so tired of him.
00:56:19 Aren't you tired?
00:56:20 Let's just go to sleep.
00:56:21 No.
00:56:22 Oh, good, that's a cannon.
00:56:24 What does he want to do?
00:56:25 We need to stop him.
00:56:26 [HISSING]
00:56:28 There's Jade.
00:56:30 Otto will never pull it off with Jade.
00:56:33 Poor boy.
00:56:34 I almost feel sorry for Otto.
00:56:37 So big and fat and so sad.
00:56:40 Why are you sad, Vince?
00:56:42 I don't know.
00:56:44 I guess I should be.
00:56:46 Yeah, you should.
00:56:47 I'm not as sad as you.
00:56:48 Really?
00:56:49 Well, you should be.
00:56:50 Big, fat, sad.
00:56:52 Looks like you're talking about me.
00:56:54 But you are not sad, aren't you, Uncle Frank?
00:56:57 How could I be?
00:56:58 I'm babysitting the best children in the world.
00:57:01 And you are not fat either.
00:57:03 Oh, no, he shoved them inside the cannon.
00:57:06 He wants to fire them at Swifty.
00:57:08 Come on, don't fight.
00:57:10 It's final.
00:57:11 I personally don't like them anymore.
00:57:13 Uh-oh.
00:57:14 Now they're in for trouble.
00:57:16 When will they learn?
00:57:18 You're only happy when you're well-behaved.
00:57:21 [CRASH]
00:57:22 [WHIMPERING]
00:57:24 You know, honey, all it takes is a little bit of discipline.
00:57:28 [WHIMPERING]
00:57:31 Scary, something really bad is happening.
00:57:34 No, sweetheart, don't worry.
00:57:36 Frank and Vince are here to protect you so that you can sleep tight.
00:57:40 [SCREAMING]
00:57:43 They wanted to give their best wishes to the little nanny goat.
00:57:48 So they are not bad?
00:57:49 That's the perfect happy ending for bedtime.
00:57:52 It was Otto's nanny.
00:57:53 I think he's a thief only because he feels lonely.
00:57:57 Oh.
00:57:59 He just wants some friends.
00:58:02 You know, you're a really smart kid.
00:58:04 You're my favorite babysitter.
00:58:07 You know, Frank, what I said, you know,
00:58:11 if I could pick someone else or find someone else or whatever I said,
00:58:16 I didn't really mean it in a bad way.
00:58:21 I wouldn't have any other partner but you, so.
00:58:26 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
00:58:28 Olivia, that's my panic room.
00:58:31 Run.
00:58:32 [GRUNTING]
00:58:35 Let's go.
00:58:38 OK, listen.
00:58:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58:42 Hurry up.
00:58:44 Faster.
00:58:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58:49 [SCREAMING]
00:58:52 Go, go, go, go.
00:58:59 [SCREAMING]
00:59:02 What are you doing, Olivia?
00:59:07 Come on.
00:59:08 [GRUNTING]
00:59:11 Get him.
00:59:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:59:16 [GRUNTING]
00:59:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:59:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:59:31 Oh, my God.
00:59:47 [CHUCKLES]
00:59:55 [CHUCKLES]
00:59:56 At least good luck.
00:59:58 Help, open up.
00:59:59 [GASPS]
01:00:00 [KNOCKING]
01:00:03 They're in there.
01:00:05 What's the combination?
01:00:07 Mom knows it.
01:00:08 [KNOCKING]
01:00:11 How am I going to get you out?
01:00:14 Pits, pits, let's go.
01:00:16 Help, open up.
01:00:17 [BEEPING]
01:00:18 By the time they find him, we'll be miles away.
01:00:21 [BEEPING]
01:00:24 [KNOCKING]
01:00:27 [SCREAMING]
01:00:30 [BEEPING]
01:00:33 [KNOCKING]
01:00:35 OK, OK, all right.
01:00:38 All right, the coast is clear.
01:00:40 Let's go, man.
01:00:41 We got to make this go.
01:00:42 [SIGHS]
01:00:44 [SIREN WAILING]
01:00:47 I can do this.
01:00:53 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
01:00:56 What are you doing?
01:01:03 I'm staying here.
01:01:04 What are you talking about?
01:01:06 I ain't leaving them kids here by themselves.
01:01:09 With no presents, as you can see.
01:01:11 OK, I'm taking the bag and going then.
01:01:15 Yeah.
01:01:16 Well, I'm not going to leave them here without Peter,
01:01:18 either.
01:01:20 Your father, Peter, your brother.
01:01:25 I saw the picture in the kitchen.
01:01:28 [SIGHS]
01:01:29 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
01:01:32 Hm.
01:01:39 Hm.
01:01:45 Pete Devil Crosby.
01:01:47 Hm.
01:01:48 He and I went to the bank.
01:01:51 I had some business inside.
01:01:52 I asked him to wait.
01:01:55 I released some people of money they didn't really need.
01:01:58 When I ran back outside, he was gone.
01:02:00 I got arrested and went to jail.
01:02:04 Did he at least ever come to visit?
01:02:09 Yeah, but I wouldn't see him.
01:02:14 I wouldn't see him.
01:02:15 And we haven't spoken since.
01:02:22 Well, I guess he did the worst thing that an accomplice could
01:02:25 ever do.
01:02:26 [LAUGHS]
01:02:27 Pete wasn't my accomplice.
01:02:30 He's an honest guy.
01:02:31 What?
01:02:32 But he did promise to wait for me.
01:02:36 Said he went to buy a pack of gum.
01:02:38 Who abandons their own brother to buy a pack of gum?
01:02:42 Well, I don't think he abandoned you.
01:02:44 He just went to buy a damn pack of gum.
01:02:48 He didn't even know you were a thief.
01:02:49 It's not his fault that you got arrested, all right?
01:02:57 He didn't even know you were a thief.
01:02:59 OK?
01:03:00 Now, he's at an oil rig on Christmas Eve.
01:03:04 And those poor kids are on their own.
01:03:06 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, Vince.
01:03:10 Don't!
01:03:11 Frank, Frank, you think you had it tough, is that it?
01:03:14 Well, my kid brother was a cop and had me arrested, OK?
01:03:19 And I did four years, Frank.
01:03:21 We don't even have a combination.
01:03:27 Well, Uncle Frank is on it, buddy.
01:03:34 Uncle Frank better do something.
01:03:40 It's all in the figures, Vince.
01:03:42 Sure.
01:03:43 This reminds me of Des Moines back in '91.
01:03:45 Yeah, me too.
01:03:46 Open it.
01:03:47 OK.
01:03:48 My dog stopped them, but one got away.
01:04:01 These aren't the thieves.
01:04:06 Santa and the elves started it.
01:04:08 What did they do exactly?
01:04:09 I want to babysit.
01:04:10 They told me to go away.
01:04:12 And Santa was very rude.
01:04:14 What was the address?
01:04:16 Merry Christmas.
01:04:23 I knew you were the real Santa Claus.
01:04:26 Yeah.
01:04:27 What do you have to say, Vince?
01:04:28 Oh, just that I love you.
01:04:31 Freeze!
01:04:32 Murphy and O'Donnell, hands up!
01:04:34 Hey, kids, Mom's home.
01:04:35 All right, we're gonna, we're gonna go.
01:04:37 I said freeze!
01:04:38 OK.
01:04:39 All right.
01:04:40 Hey, can you take it easy?
01:04:41 Because we don't even have any guns.
01:04:43 I said freeze.
01:04:44 Why don't you tell her who your brother is?
01:04:49 My brother?
01:04:50 My brother's Santa's brother, of course.
01:04:53 Yeah?
01:04:54 My mom left you some cake that Santa made.
01:04:57 Santa Claus made it?
01:04:58 Come on, Frank, he's working on the cover.
01:05:00 He and his elf bought us gifts.
01:05:02 Gifts?
01:05:03 That's what I forgot.
01:05:04 And he read this book to us.
01:05:06 We really are Santa's elf.
01:05:08 Huh, yes.
01:05:10 So, after the theft, you came to my house as babysitters?
01:05:15 Mom, I told you so.
01:05:17 And then you cooked, read a book?
01:05:20 Yeah.
01:05:21 And why didn't you run away?
01:05:23 Well, because we didn't want to leave the kids by themselves.
01:05:26 Yeah, you know how it is, Christmas Eve and all.
01:05:29 I mean...
01:05:30 Like I did.
01:05:31 Hey, you got a job to do, right?
01:05:33 It's your job to arrest people that are doing bad things.
01:05:36 Yeah, like we used to.
01:05:38 But you're supposed to run away. You're thieves.
01:05:40 We prefer to be known as babysitters, if you don't mind.
01:05:43 Maybe on Christmas Eve you'll automatically become a bit less of a thief.
01:05:47 So, what am I supposed to do now?
01:05:50 Nothing.
01:05:51 Nothing? Nothing at all?
01:05:52 I'm going to take the bag and we're going to go.
01:05:54 I'm supposed to arrest you and return the stolen goods, right?
01:05:57 Once a thief, always a thief.
01:06:00 No, no, no, no, no.
01:06:01 We got a better idea. What if...
01:06:03 Mom, even I know that no one can go to jail for this.
01:06:07 What?
01:06:15 You got the wrong bag!
01:06:17 I thought when I took the...
01:06:18 You got the wrong...
01:06:19 Why did you rush me?
01:06:20 What did you...
01:06:21 You can't tell the difference between $20,000 worth of antique silver service and bubble wrap?
01:06:25 Why do you blame everyone else for your mistake?
01:06:28 Because you're being lazy!
01:06:29 And you're spitting in my face!
01:06:30 You're spitting in my face, too!
01:06:31 Stop spitting in my...
01:06:32 Me too.
01:06:35 In there with me.
01:06:37 Hey, listen, kiddies.
01:06:48 Don't touch the presents, okay?
01:06:50 Until I say it's alright.
01:06:52 Mom.
01:07:00 Mom.
01:07:01 Take a seat.
01:07:04 Don't mind if I do.
01:07:06 Take a seat.
01:07:07 Whatever you say.
01:07:09 So, if the goods are still in the house, then in theory, you didn't commit a burglary.
01:07:19 Then we'll be on our way.
01:07:21 No, no, no, wait, wait.
01:07:23 There's still attempted burglary, breaking and entering, trespassing, and that business with the babysitter who, to tell you the truth, was a little scary.
01:07:34 Yeah, she was a lot scary.
01:07:35 Let me tell you something else.
01:07:37 She's the worst human being I've ever met in my life.
01:07:39 You dodged a bullet with her.
01:07:40 Why do you want to talk about it?
01:07:41 Because she's terrible!
01:07:42 And you know it!
01:07:43 I disagree!
01:07:44 No, I disagree with you!
01:07:45 Okay, enough!
01:07:46 Enough.
01:07:49 You know what I say?
01:07:52 Even cops are kinder at Christmas.
01:07:55 False alarm.
01:08:00 Another one of Liam's pranks.
01:08:02 Sorry.
01:08:03 You can go.
01:08:04 Call off the search of the Mrs. Yersen's house.
01:08:07 And check for the goods in a bag.
01:08:11 Between the loveseats.
01:08:12 Between the loveseats, or whatever you call it, it might be fake, houses are right there in the middle, it's a big bag, it's in the room that used to have the book in it, it's a, and it's the...
01:08:19 Okay, enough.
01:08:21 Near a loveseat, where a lot of other valuable stuff is.
01:08:26 And, Merry Christmas.
01:08:29 Okay?
01:08:32 Let's go.
01:08:33 I want to get some cake.
01:08:47 What do we do now?
01:08:49 Oh my gosh, we didn't expect you!
01:08:57 Hey, guys!
01:08:58 It's so good to see you!
01:08:59 When I got leave, I wanted to tell you because I wanted it to be a surprise.
01:09:05 Vince was right, you did everything you could to be with us.
01:09:08 Yeah, Vince was right.
01:09:09 Are these for us?
01:09:12 Sure, there's two for me and there's two for Mom.
01:09:16 Oh, thank you, these are mine!
01:09:19 Yeah, I passed by the post office, I figured maybe you'd forget to pick them up.
01:09:22 I did, I did, come on, take them.
01:09:23 Can we start unwrapping?
01:09:25 After Daddy's eaten.
01:09:26 Yes, he probably wants dinner first.
01:09:28 Put them under the tree.
01:09:29 We have Santa who's out here.
01:09:31 Yep.
01:09:32 Pete?
01:09:33 Gentlemen.
01:09:35 Honey, here's your dinner.
01:09:38 Thanks.
01:09:39 Piping hot like you like it, Frank made it.
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01:09:44 Your kids are great.
01:09:55 We had a really wonderful Christmas Eve.
01:09:58 When it comes to your woman there, she needs a little work.
01:10:02 But she could have shot us both, but she didn't, so that's good.
01:10:10 Maybe now you can explain what you're doing in my house on Christmas Eve.
01:10:13 I'm sorry I got you involved in my bank heist, Pete.
01:10:16 Yeah, I couldn't believe you'd done that to me.
01:10:19 But I've missed you all these years, you know?
01:10:24 I miss you too, brother.
01:10:26 I'm really proud of you.
01:10:29 You've done very well for yourself.
01:10:33 Your wife's amazing.
01:10:35 Leeva and Olivia are great kids.
01:10:39 Yeah, they are.
01:10:40 And they're going to have a great uncle.
01:10:42 Yeah, they are.
01:10:43 Can we open the presents?
01:10:56 Yeah.
01:10:58 Now let's do it.
01:10:59 Let's do it.
01:11:00 Kids, hang on a minute.
01:11:01 I got a surprise for you.
01:11:03 Frank.
01:11:06 Well?
01:11:08 He's your real uncle.
01:11:09 Yay!
01:11:11 Now let's go open the presents.
01:11:13 Your fox!
01:11:20 Well, I thought it was only right that you should have it, okay?
01:11:23 Because now I'm into walruses.
01:11:25 You're the best uncle in the world too.
01:11:28 I am? Well, that's quite a compliment.
01:11:32 Wow, professional burglary kit.
01:11:36 Liam, no burglaries though, huh?
01:11:38 Oh, come on, Dad.
01:11:39 Thanks.
01:11:40 You bad, buddy.
01:11:42 Looks like Swifty.
01:11:43 It does.
01:11:45 Should we read about him?
01:11:46 Yeah.
01:11:47 Come on, Oli.
01:11:48 All right, guys.
01:11:51 Here I am.
01:11:52 I speak.
01:12:07 I speak.
01:12:08 For us?
01:12:28 Another book?
01:12:29 Hooray!
01:12:30 The Puffins!
01:12:31 P.D.!
01:12:37 Ah, yes.
01:12:39 In the end, all stories worth their salt reach an end.
01:12:43 And so does ours.
01:12:45 Wow, beautiful.
01:12:46 Finally a white Christmas.
01:12:49 But a little snow always adds a special touch.
01:12:52 After all, it's Christmas, right?
01:12:54 Merry Christmas, everyone!
01:12:56 Merry Christmas, everyone!
01:12:58 Merry Christmas to all of you.
01:13:03 Ah, and I'll be seeing you for the next stories real soon.
01:13:08 Okay, and now for a bedtime story.
01:13:20 Once upon a time in the Arctic.
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01:13:29 You like the book, Vince?
01:13:52 Yeah.
01:13:53 Yeah, what part?
01:13:54 You know that one part.
01:13:56 There's so many parts.
01:13:57 Yeah, specifically what part, Vince?
01:13:59 You know, it's the way you read it that makes it...
01:14:02 Is it?
01:14:03 Yeah.
01:14:04 Is it?
01:14:05 Yeah, yeah, I loved it.
01:14:06 Did you?
01:14:07 I loved it.
01:14:08 Did you?
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