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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, my name is Adiyatheel Amjad and as you can see, we are free.
00:14On my behalf, I wish you all a happy Eid.
00:17And on this beautiful occasion of Eid, I thought of doing something that has never been done before.
00:22In today's time, I was seeing that we have a problem with gas, we have a problem with traffic, we have a problem with education.
00:28Actually, if you look at it, there are only problems.
00:31So I thought that today we should talk about this, which happened in front of me last night.
00:35That is electricity.
00:36The problem with electricity is that electricity does not come.
00:39When it comes, I don't know when it comes.
00:41Its bill also comes.
00:42When it comes, I don't know which bill comes, which we have never understood.
00:45So that's why, to ask this question and to know their answers, today we have called our Prime Minister, whose name is Mr. Shahbaz Sharif.
00:53Assalam-o-Alaikum Sir, Eid Mubarak and welcome to our show.
00:57Thank you, thank you very much.
01:00Ni Hao, I have just come from China.
01:03So Ni Hao, thank you very much.
01:06Sir, first of all, I want to welcome you, but my heart is not agreeing.
01:11The channel has said, so welcome to our show.
01:13What kind of love do you have for tax?
01:15Why are you imposing so much tax?
01:17I say, the story has reached there that Inshallah, in some time, we will impose tax on tax also.
01:25I don't know what he thinks of himself.
01:27First we will impose tax on this, then we will impose tax on this and then on tax.
01:32Very good.
01:33Inshallah.
01:34We will introduce a new thing in the world.
01:37In the world.
01:38Tax is being imposed on tax.
01:40Yes.
01:41Sir, very good.
01:42Sometimes I feel that you may impose tax on death also, that a person may be given something or the other even while dying.
01:49We have to impose tax on the body language, the smell of the coffin, and we have to impose tax on the coffin also.
01:59And we have to try to keep it for four days in a week so that there is no death in it.
02:05Why?
02:06If he dies, his family will pay the tax.
02:08If he himself dies in those four days, then Inshallah, he will pay the tax and fly to the next world.
02:14Very good.
02:15We have a very beautiful, very talented and very beautiful reporter with us.
02:20He is in the middle of the public right now.
02:22Mr. Maroom, Assalamualaikum.
02:24Waalaikumsalam, brother.
02:26Waalaikumsalam.
02:27Mr. Maroom, let's read the Fatiha first.
02:30Maroom is his name.
02:31He is not dead, he is alive.
02:32He is live with us.
02:33Mr. Maroom, how are you?
02:34You look very worried.
02:35What happened?
02:36Talk to me with respect.
02:37What is happening here?
02:38Some ignorant man passed in front of the camera.
02:40What were you asking?
02:41Mr. Maroom, how are you?
02:42You look very worried.
02:43What happened?
02:44Is everything fine?
02:45There is no electricity.
02:47If there is electricity, then there is a power cut.
02:49People are standing together.
02:50People are worried, they are crying.
02:52It's destroyed.
02:53It's a disaster.
02:54It looks like a Sukhra.
02:55And two or three more difficult words.
02:57Tell me, if Sukhra is with you, then how is Sukhra?
03:01She is beautiful.
03:02Are her numbers and conditions good or worse?
03:05I'll tell you the number of Sukhra.
03:07Sorry, sorry.
03:08Zero trade.
03:09I earn daily.
03:10I don't have to do such things.
03:12Sir, this is the first time I'm doing this on the news, so there's a bit of confusion.
03:15So tell me, what are the people saying?
03:17What are they most worried about in the bill?
03:20The people are very worried about the electricity bill.
03:23Electricity doesn't come.
03:25When it comes, the bill comes along.
03:27Let's talk to this guy.
03:28Brother, this electricity bill...
03:30Is he a brother? Let's clear this first.
03:32Let's clear this first.
03:34Is he a brother or is he just a goat?
03:38He's a brother. He's like a hero.
03:40Oh, sorry.
03:41Don't make fun of my guest.
03:44He's my guest.
03:45Sorry, sir.
03:46Brother, tell me, what do you think is the biggest problem with electricity?
03:50They're saying that the biggest problem is that there's electricity.
03:53What else is the problem?
03:55Basically, the bills that come in a lot,
03:58they think that it's something that should end.
04:02Yes, you tell me.
04:03Me?
04:04They're saying that it's me, me, me.
04:06Everyone is after me.
04:08No one is thinking about the public.
04:09Maroom, I think the best thing about you is that
04:11you always give others a chance to talk.
04:14And you give them time so that they can vent their anger.
04:17Now let's ask him how many hours of electricity goes to his house.
04:21Yes, brother.
04:22So much time, 10 hours of electricity goes.
04:26What's the problem with transformers?
04:28Every day there's something or the other going on.
04:30What kind of a way is this?
04:31Maroom brother.
04:32Maroom brother.
04:33Maroom brother.
04:34I just want to say that the man standing next to you,
04:37try to stay away from his nose.
04:40He could injure you.
04:42Sir, Maroom brother.
04:43He won't injure me.
04:44He's my brother.
04:45Yes, yes.
04:46The world gives sorrow.
04:47Partners don't give sorrow.
04:49You come here.
04:51This brother has been wanting to talk to me for a long time.
04:53MashaAllah, five or six brothers have come together.
04:56Brother, what would you like to say about electricity?
05:00Sir, electricity was very good.
05:02But now, what do I say?
05:04He got married.
05:06But wherever he is, he should be happy.
05:08Tell him that electricity means electricity.
05:10You see, the people, even in this time of calamity,
05:15are able to put up a show.
05:17He's still putting up a show.
05:19Although he knows that what he's doing is wrong.
05:23But what else can he do?
05:25I want to say a poem about electricity.
05:27Yes, yes.
05:28Jai.
05:29Wherever you look in this mortal world,
05:32Wherever you look in this mortal world,
05:34there are pillars.
05:36Whether electricity comes or not,
05:38the pillars are so tall.
05:40Wow, wow, wow.
05:42Brother, many claps.
05:44Hang him on those pillars and hang him.
05:48At this time, the Prime Minister is with us.
05:52He's sitting on the other side of the show and watching you.
05:55Would you like to appeal to him directly?
05:57I will...
05:58If the Prime Minister agrees to this,
06:02then believe me,
06:03there can be a lot of control over the issues of electricity in Pakistan.
06:06Thank you very much, Mr. Maroom.
06:09You have...
06:11No, no, no, I won't go now.
06:13What do you mean, I'll go?
06:15There's no electricity here yet.
06:17Thank you very much, Mr. Maroom.
06:19I have seen that you are giving the people a chance to speak.
06:23And you yourself are not speaking at all.
06:25Because as a reporter, it is your duty
06:27to listen to others.
06:28And you have conveyed the message of everyone's heart to us.
06:31I wish your uncle wasn't here on this channel.
06:35Then I would have come out of the camera and talked to you.
06:38But thank you very much for being there.
06:39You were a very powerful person.
06:41Did you see what's happening?
06:43You spoke very powerfully.
06:45Very beautiful.
06:46I'll order it right now.
06:47What?
06:48I'm done with my actions right now.
06:50I'll talk to my secretary right now.
06:52After 3-4 minutes.
06:53Why?
06:54Because he's outside right now.
06:56First of all, tell me.
06:58This bill is coming 100% more.
07:01Look, we should be happy if anything improves.
07:05Sir, this is not progress.
07:06This is a loss.
07:07Our salaries are not increasing.
07:09Everything is increasing.
07:11Salaries are the same, but the bill is more?
07:12Yes.
07:13I'll talk to the administration.
07:15You should cut your salary and increase the bill.
07:17That something should increase.
07:19And something should decrease.
07:20Equation should be balanced.
07:21Sir, nothing will increase in this.
07:23People will commit suicide.
07:25People don't have money to eat.
07:27Someone committed suicide.
07:28Someone killed himself.
07:30Why? What will you do?
07:31We'll save him.
07:32If he survives, then we'll tell him how he killed himself.
07:37Why did he kill himself?
07:39We'll put a tax on this too.
07:40We'll put a tax on suicide?
07:42Sir, do you have a heart?
07:44Do you have feelings?
07:46I have a heart.
07:47Where is it?
07:48It's here.
07:49I slept a little today.
07:50It fell here and went there.
07:51You're talking weird.
07:52I'll read out the entire bill.
07:53You don't have to worry.
07:54The first bill I have is of Maria Memon.
07:58Last time her bill was Rs. 25,000.
08:01This time her bill is Rs. 49,000.
08:04How is this happening?
08:06In one year.
08:07After that, I have Kashif Abbasi's bill with me.
08:09His bill was Rs. 1,05,000.
08:11And this year his bill is Rs. 2,09,000.
08:15The units are the same.
08:17The usage is the same.
08:18Then how is this happening?
08:19Then how is this happening?
08:20The bill I have with me is of Gareeda Farooqi.
08:23Gareeda Farooqi?
08:24Yes.
08:25Last time her bill was Rs. 50,000.
08:28This time her bill is Rs. 14,000.
08:34How is this happening?
08:35This is the benefit of having solar.
08:37This is the benefit of having solar.
08:39Your bill gets reduced.
08:40Your bill gets reduced.
08:42This is not solar.
08:44I think this is a solar camp.
08:45Oh really?
08:46I have also ordered Wasim Badami's bill.
08:48How much is it?
08:49Last time Wasim Badami's bill was Rs. 2,300.
08:52This time his bill is Rs. 3,000.
08:55How is Rs. 3,000?
08:56It is not available at home.
08:58It is in the airway.
08:59So the bill is not available at home.
09:00Actually, I am so busy.
09:02I am so busy.
09:03What are you busy with?
09:04Nothing is right.
09:05What are you busy with?
09:06Even I don't know this.
09:07They give me new suits every day.
09:09They give me new clothes.
09:10They give me new caps.
09:12They tell me that I have to go out.
09:13They tell me that I have to go out.
09:14They tell me that I have to go out.
09:15I have come as a model PM.
09:18Model?
09:19I was going to do some old work.
09:20Answer the question.
09:22Why do you do load shading?
09:26Look, we have spent our childhood.
09:30I want everyone to get childhood just like that.
09:34So that everyone grows up and becomes something.
09:36What is the childhood of load shading?
09:37When load shading used to be in our time.
09:39We used to play hide and seek.
09:43We used to play hide and seek.
09:46There was no light.
09:47It was so much fun.
09:49The fun of hide and seek is when there is no light.
09:55Sir, this is not fun.
09:56This is called an accident.
09:57Some people have an accident.
09:59First of all, tell me.
10:01Do you like Lesco or K Electric?
10:04I like Russian.
10:05Russian?
10:06Language.
10:07Because I speak a lot of languages.
10:09Sir, do you like Lesco or Electric?
10:13I like electric companies.
10:16I don't like electric companies.
10:18Okay.
10:19I don't agree.
10:20I don't agree.
10:21Sir, we don't agree either.
10:22But what can we do?
10:24Tell me.
10:25This is a straight bill.
10:26You will explain to me.
10:27I will understand.
10:28If I understand, our people will understand.
10:30Try to make me understand.
10:32Yes.
10:33First of all, this bill.
10:35The real bill is Rs. 9705.
10:38I understood this.
10:39I used electricity.
10:41I got a bill of Rs. 9705.
10:43Then it says, Uniform Quarterly Adjustment.
10:47What is this, sir?
10:48This is not a good thing.
10:51Okay.
10:52I was very free.
10:53I was sitting in front of the AC and chilling.
10:54I thought this will happen.
10:56It won't happen.
10:57You see what happens to you quarterly.
10:59Okay.
11:00I understood this too.
11:01Okay.
11:02Then it says, Fuel Charges Adjustment.
11:03What is this, sir?
11:05We get fuel in our cars.
11:08Then?
11:09For free.
11:10If someone wants to buy it from someone,
11:12we will give it to them.
11:13You mean, the big cars you drive,
11:15the big protocols you drive,
11:16we pay for that?
11:17Electricity?
11:18You are not alone.
11:19Why do you think you are alone?
11:2014 crore people are with you.
11:2222 crore people are with you.
11:2428 crore people are with you.
11:26You are not alone.
11:27Okay.
11:28Very good.
11:29Tell me this.
11:30What is Additional Surcharge?
11:32I haven't met him.
11:35From whom?
11:36He looks like a rich man.
11:37Sir, this is a tax.
11:38There is something in it.
11:39Additional Surcharge.
11:41978 rupees.
11:43We have hired an additional SSO.
11:45What?
11:46He won't pay.
11:47He will do what the SSO does.
11:51Then people will pay us tax.
11:53You are explaining it exactly like this bill.
11:55Below that it is written Surcharge.
11:57One is Additional Surcharge.
11:59Below that it is written Surcharge.
12:00What is this 460 rupees and 80 rupees?
12:02Look, if you don't listen to anyone,
12:04there is a person who has a title.
12:07Surcharge.
12:08This is charge but Surcharge.
12:10Aren't you ready to respect anyone?
12:13You are saying that there is a person who charges in Surcharge.
12:16Yes.
12:17That is Surcharge.
12:18He is coming in our bills.
12:19You will pay his bills.
12:21You don't respect any senior citizen.
12:24Okay.
12:25That is also fine.
12:26Below that it is written Electricity Duty.
12:28What is this Electricity Duty?
12:29She is giving her duty.
12:31Which duty?
12:3224x7.
12:33She is not giving 24x7.
12:34Electricity doesn't even come half the time.
12:35We are not talking about coming.
12:37Then?
12:38We are talking about not going to duty.
12:39She has not gone.
12:40She has not come.
12:41So she will not go to her duty.
12:43Her charges will be deducted.
12:45And this TV fee is written.
12:4735 rupees.
12:48Tell me.
12:49What is this TV fee?
12:51Who is watching?
12:52You guys are coming in it all the time.
12:53Who is watching other than you guys?
12:55What is the fee for this?
12:56We are giving 35 rupees.
12:57If these people are watching us.
12:59We are also watching them from inside.
13:01They have become free.
13:02Because of their entertainment.
13:04Then they say our entertainment.
13:05Sir, the TV fee you are taking with Maaza.
13:07There is no entertainment in it.
13:08And no one is watching it.
13:09Sir, I don't know.
13:11What is it?
13:12I apologize to my people.
13:13And all of us Pakistanis.
13:15I tried very hard to understand this bill.
13:17Maybe I am a little ignorant.
13:20So I didn't understand.
13:21That they tried to explain.
13:22And I have full hope.
13:24That you must not have understood either.
13:25Just like we have never understood.
13:27What is happening with us.
13:28Let's go back to the break.
13:30Don't go anywhere.
13:31You guys are watching.
13:32We are free.
13:33Okay.
13:34Okay.
13:35You do this.
13:38Welcome back after the break.
13:39You guys are watching.
13:40We are free.
13:41See how free we are.
13:42That I am sitting here with a broken ear.
13:44Because I am also free like you guys.
13:46So we have come back from the break.
13:48We are talking about problems.
13:49Because we have come.
13:51Problems have come with us.
13:52You know when we come to the world.
13:54Problems come with us.
13:55They say that there is a loan of a few lakhs.
13:59That child who is born in this country.
14:01So problems keep on going.
14:03Today's biggest problem.
14:04Because Eid is going on.
14:05And Eid has come.
14:06So with Eid.
14:07Some people's season comes.
14:09That season may be good for them.
14:12But it becomes a little torture for us.
14:15We don't understand how to explain to them.
14:17Brother, the way you are earning money.
14:19We also earn money in the same way.
14:21And give it to you.
14:22So let's talk to them.
14:23I have called them.
14:24I am a little uncomfortable.
14:26Because they did not come alone.
14:27A lot of mosquitoes with us.
14:29Mud.
14:30And a little bad smell.
14:32But no problem.
14:34They are with us.
14:35For them.
14:36The team sitting behind us.
14:38They have also written a couplet.
14:39They say that Eid-e-Kurban has come.
14:42Eid-e-Kurban has come.
14:44Munna Qasai is with us.
14:46Munna Qasai is in the house.
14:48Sir, thank you very much.
14:50You are brothers.
14:51You are lovely.
14:52You are my son-in-law.
14:53You are my son-in-law.
14:54Brother Aditya, I am your big fan.
14:56It is clear.
14:57Thank you very much.
14:58Thank you very much.
14:59I am a little distracted.
15:00I am talking to you.
15:01I am sorry.
15:02The stuff you have kept on the table.
15:03If you keep it down a little bit.
15:04It will be better.
15:05Why should I keep it?
15:06You are doing everything.
15:08You are calling the cricketer.
15:09He is coming with a bat.
15:10Okay.
15:11Whoever you are calling.
15:12He is coming to get his things.
15:13So why should I keep it?
15:14She has come with us.
15:15We have to go with her.
15:16The boat will be made on this.
15:18Yes, brother.
15:19Keep it.
15:20Who all have you cut?
15:22Do you cut?
15:23You find out who all have not been cut.
15:26Sarfaraz Ahmed.
15:28Sarfaraz Ahmed, my cricketer.
15:29Okay.
15:30Wasim Badami.
15:31Wasim Badami, my news anchor.
15:32Fahad Mushtaba.
15:33Fahad.
15:34Mushtaba.
15:35Not Mushtaba.
15:36Fahad Mustafa.
15:37Yes, Fahad Mustafa.
15:38Are there three people?
15:39Yes, there are three people.
15:40Do cows and goats come here?
15:41Yes, of course.
15:42Cows and goats come here.
15:43Who cuts it?
15:44I also want to know.
15:45Who is cutting it?
15:46You are also cutting?
15:47No.
15:49Then why are there three people counting me?
15:51I am asking you.
15:52You find out.
15:53You are his friend.
15:54I am asking you.
15:55You are his friend.
15:56I am his friend.
15:57I don't know who he is.
15:58I am asking you.
15:59Whose goats do you cut?
16:00It is very simple.
16:01Goats are being cut.
16:02More than one goat is being cut.
16:04Like what?
16:05Like I have gone to Chaudhary Shujaat's house.
16:07Chaudhary Shujaat's goat?
16:08Yes.
16:09Chaudhary Shujaat's goats.
16:10They don't do it.
16:11They do it.
16:12Is it true?
16:13Absolutely.
16:14I understood.
16:15Chaudhary Shujaat is there.
16:16I was talking to that goat for half an hour.
16:19Then?
16:20Later I came to know that he is not Chaudhary Shujaat.
16:22He is a goat.
16:23Okay.
16:24He is sitting in front.
16:25Sitting in front.
16:26I made a mistake.
16:27I cut a goat.
16:28There was no place to keep the skin.
16:30I thought I will wear it.
16:31I will cut another one.
16:32Yes.
16:33I made a mistake.
16:34I wore the skin of a goat.
16:35Yes.
16:36The goats thought that this is a goat.
16:38There must have been a fight.
16:39Not from my side.
16:40It happened from their side.
16:42There was a lot of fight.
16:43You can fight for 4 hours.
16:45Yes.
16:46Is there anyone else?
16:47Mr. Kaim Ali Shah called me.
16:49Mr. Kaim Ali Shah?
16:50Yes.
16:51He was such a senior goat.
16:52During the time of Mohenjo-daro.
16:53He was such a senior goat.
16:55Believe me.
16:56The white skin of the goat was visible.
16:58That is a generation.
16:59No.
17:00He was in black.
17:01He was in black.
17:02Yes.
17:03I told him.
17:04He is an old goat.
17:05I told him.
17:06Sir, if you allow me.
17:07Big brother.
17:08Big brother.
17:09He is speaking in Urdu.
17:10The goat is speaking in Urdu.
17:11I told him.
17:12He took out his throat.
17:13His hand came out from inside.
17:14He said no.
17:17How can a goat raise his hand like this?
17:19The goat stands like this.
17:20He said.
17:21I shook his hand.
17:22It's not like that.
17:23I gave him proper respect.
17:24Okay.
17:25I told him.
17:26If you allow me.
17:27I have received a lot of mercy.
17:29On whom?
17:30The goat is about 40,000 years old.
17:32It was raised in his childhood.
17:34I told him.
17:35Don't cut this.
17:36It is 40,000 years old.
17:37He agreed with me.
17:38There are some miscommitments.
17:39Which you do every year.
17:40Because of which.
17:41Because of which.
17:42Our people face a lot of problems.
17:43I don't know what you people think of us.
17:45But it is your day.
17:46You can't say anything.
17:47Because if you say more.
17:48You will get angry.
17:49We don't want to get angry.
17:51One of our artists is present with us.
17:53We have given him with us.
17:55He is also free from this problem.
17:57He is present with us.
17:58Amar Khan.
17:59The film star.
18:01Hello.
18:02Eid Mubarak.
18:03How are you?
18:04Eid Mubarak.
18:05Eid Mubarak.
18:06I am absolutely fine.
18:07You are ready.
18:08But it seems.
18:09There is some problem with you.
18:11Is it?
18:12Like you are free from a lot of problems.
18:16Yes.
18:17We actors also.
18:18In our daily life.
18:19We face the same problems.
18:22Like everyone else.
18:23So you know.
18:24Sacrifices are being made.
18:26Absolutely.
18:27And by the grace of God.
18:28The time has come.
18:30To share.
18:31Absolutely.
18:32But someone should be there.
18:33That hero should come home.
18:34Who can sacrifice at the right time.
18:36This is not happening.
18:37Meaning.
18:38The whole life.
18:39Is waiting for the hero.
18:40Who will carry the whole year.
18:41And the goat.
18:42Is waiting for the hero.
18:43Who will carry the goat.
18:45When you promised him.
18:47When you said.
18:48That I will come at 9.30 in the morning.
18:49And first of all.
18:50I will drop your animals.
18:51I remembered from the animals.
18:52Amar ji.
18:53I didn't give him today's time.
18:54I will come.
18:55I will come at 9.30.
18:56I will come at 10.
18:57I will come on 14th August.
18:58He is saying.
18:59I gave you time on 14th August.
19:00Amar.
19:01Look at this.
19:02He will come on 14th August.
19:03And he will sacrifice.
19:04By the grace of God.
19:05Look at this.
19:06Look at this.
19:07Look at this.
19:08Look at this.
19:09Look at this.
19:10Look at this.
19:11Look at this.
19:12Look at this.
19:13Look at this.
19:14Look at this.
19:15Look at this.
19:16Look at this.
19:17Look at this.
19:18Look at this.
19:19Look at this.
19:20Look at this.
19:21Look at this.
19:22Look at this.
19:23Look at this.
19:24Look at this.
19:25Look at this.
19:26Look at this.
19:27Look at this.
19:28Look at this.
19:29Look at this.
19:30Look at this.
19:31Look at this.
19:32Look at this.
19:33Look at this.
19:34Look at this.
19:37LOOK AT THIS.
19:42LOOK AT THIS.
19:52LOOK AT THIS.
20:00Look at this.
20:01Look at this.
20:02I swore to God that if you come, I'll sacrifice myself and make a TikTok video with you.
20:08Despite this, you went to other actresses' houses and came to my house.
20:12By the way, I think this is more of a sacrifice show than a divorce show.
20:16What were you both doing back there?
20:18Look, it's very clear.
20:20She made a commitment to me that she'll make a TikTok video with me.
20:23In the end, she backed out.
20:25Absolutely.
20:26Okay, leave it.
20:27Amar, you tell me.
20:28Since the market was very strict this time, you tell me which animal did you buy?
20:33Actually, this time we didn't buy any goats.
20:36And what's the name?
20:38I'll check the picture on WhatsApp.
20:42I don't go to the market myself.
20:44Just like all the boys do.
20:46By the way, you'll get a goat in your Instagram inbox.
20:49If you look for your inbox address, you'll find a lot of goats there.
20:53Oh, I get those goats every day.
20:55Adi, you were supposed to look for a sacrificial goat.
20:58Oh, those aren't being sacrificed.
21:01No, no.
21:02I don't know about the sacrifice. It's weird.
21:04But they want to be sacrificed.
21:06It's fake. It's not a breed.
21:07I think if you write about it on your Instagram story, the whole market will come out of your house.
21:14Oh, what are you saying?
21:16You're being weird.
21:17Today, I bought a goat from Sahil Lodi.
21:19A goat from Sahil Lodi?
21:20It was in the middle.
21:21That Sahil Lodi himself gave it to me.
21:23He gave it to you?
21:24No, he gave it to me.
21:25He gave it to the goat as well.
21:26I got worried.
21:30I got worried.
21:31I asked, who is this goat?
21:33Who is the goat in this?
21:34Make a decision.
21:35I didn't make a decision.
21:36Then I called Shasta Wahidi.
21:38She's a lady. She's my friend.
21:39I asked her, there are two goats here.
21:41Which one is your brother?
21:42How did you find out?
21:43She said, cut it.
21:44It doesn't matter who it is.
21:46I'm so fed up.
21:47I went to cut Adnan Siddiqui's goat.
21:50I didn't find it at home.
21:51Who?
21:52Adnan Siddiqui or the goat?
21:53Both.
21:54Both?
21:55I was looking for Adnan Siddiqui's goat.
21:56I don't know where it was.
21:57It was somewhere in the back.
21:58It was sitting outside his house.
22:00You get used to it.
22:01When you are with someone.
22:02Tell me, did you see Wasim Badami's goat?
22:06It was a great goat.
22:07It was very busy.
22:08It was wearing a suit.
22:09It was saying, give me three days.
22:11I have a shoot.
22:12You can do it after that.
22:13I said, why are you acting smart?
22:15You are doing all the work.
22:16Are you Wasim or a goat?
22:18Very good.
22:19Tell me, if you know Fahad Mustafa?
22:21Fahad Mustafa's goat was very good.
22:23The day I dropped it.
22:25I said, my sister.
22:26You have to sleep for four days.
22:28Whom did he say?
22:29He stays on the set of the game show all day.
22:32Okay.
22:34Is he a goat specialist?
22:36Didn't he cut anyone's goat or camel?
22:39I went to cut Mehwish Shehzad's goat.
22:41Then?
22:42I was more ready than Mehwish.
22:46Amar, tell me.
22:47How much did the butcher charge you to cut the goat?
22:55He told me that he will give me discounted rates.
22:59He will give me 50% off compared to others.
23:02But he didn't come.
23:04What did he have to take money from me?
23:06He asked me for 50% online.
23:10But he hasn't come yet.
23:12What else did I pay him?
23:13Munna bhai, I can't say this because we are on the channel.
23:17But it's very rude of you to say this to anyone.
23:20And you didn't go after that.
23:21Can I tell you something?
23:22Yes.
23:23These people don't know anything.
23:25Who don't know?
23:26Like Amar.
23:27He is an artist.
23:28He is a star.
23:29Yes.
23:30He is a big superstar.
23:31Everyone knows him.
23:32They don't trust him.
23:33They say, you are cutting a goat.
23:34Animal cruelty.
23:36They don't know anything.
23:39First of all, decide if you will cry while cutting a goat.
23:43Why?
23:44Some people wait for a year to get a goat cut.
23:48They say, it's an association.
23:50You can't come now.
23:51You can come later.
23:52No, Amar.
23:53We have taken a file in the name of a goat.
23:54There is love.
23:55Yes.
23:56When you cry, you get a reward.
24:01You should have an attachment to your animal.
24:04She sacrifices her heart.
24:06You don't have anyone in your heart.
24:08You are busy cutting a goat.
24:09We have a heart in our hearts.
24:11We have a feeling.
24:12We have a heart in our hearts.
24:13We have a heart in our hearts.
24:14You are starting poetry.
24:16Poetry.
24:17You tell me.
24:18You mind your own business.
24:19Tell me, Amar came live.
24:22He told me what you did.
24:24Which is very clear.
24:25Because I am sure that he didn't lie to us.
24:27And neither do we artists lie about these things.
24:29I think you should say something.
24:32So that you two can negotiate.
24:34So that we can end this issue here.
24:36I will come and cut Amar's goat.
24:38You don't say Amar.
24:40What time will you come?
24:41Tell me the exact time.
24:42I won't wait for you for more than a minute.
24:44There is a condition before that.
24:46Is this living on the earth?
24:48This is important.
24:49Today is our day.
24:50Today we are superstars.
24:51We meet on this day.
24:52We are busy.
24:53People should follow us.
24:54You are right.
24:55We go to cut their goat.
24:56They talk to the goat for half an hour.
24:58Oh my baby.
24:59And then they post it on social media.
25:01The last day of my baby time.
25:04So this shouldn't happen.
25:06You come.
25:07We will directly cut the goat.
25:08And I will cut such a goat.
25:10Please.
25:11Please.
25:12Please give me 5 stars.
25:14We will give you that.
25:15We have the app too.
25:16You will reach in half an hour.
25:18You don't have to make a video.
25:19How much money will you take?
25:20Tell me this too.
25:21So that it will be on air.
25:22I have gone.
25:23Tell me this too.
25:24Will you take money?
25:25No.
25:26You do it now.
25:27People like you take money and then ask for property.
25:29You have said that today is the day.
25:31And he is a big star too.
25:33I won't take much.
25:34Don't take 50 lakhs.
25:3750 lakhs?
25:38Don't look at me like that.
25:40If I get 7 gold earrings, then it's fine.
25:43Are you taking a goat or a car?
25:45Today is our day.
25:47You find it and cut it yourself.
25:49Okay, it's your day.
25:50You are very busy.
25:51But take some money and end the conversation.
25:53So that we can move forward.
25:54Exactly.
25:55I will get myself cut for you.
25:57You are saying 50 lakhs.
26:00I know Amar.
26:01Amar knows me.
26:02We are all from the same industry.
26:03So let's do it in the middle.
26:05I will give you 7,000.
26:087?
26:09You say it.
26:10You will have to do it on your face.
26:11You have become a carpenter.
26:12You want to cut a goat.
26:13Don't look at me like that.
26:14Okay, we will do it.
26:15We will do it properly.
26:16Okay.
26:17But listen to me.
26:18I will cut it for 6,000.
26:20Then?
26:21Amar will go for coffee with me on a weekday.
26:24You have become a human being.
26:25I will give you 10,000.
26:27Lock the deal in 10,000.
26:28I will also feed you korma.
26:30I will also give you a bottle.
26:31I will also give you a bottle.
26:32Are you done?
26:33These are the hard days.
26:34What will you remember?
26:35It's done.
26:36Then we have a party on the week.
26:37Here in the butcher shop.
26:39You will have to come there.
26:40You do one thing.
26:41Take 12,000 from me.
26:43Whatever I have to do in 2,000.
26:44Don't say that.
26:45You will have to do such a task.
26:46You are spreading.
26:47You have become a butcher.
26:48You think you are a class fellow of my KG class.
26:51No.
26:52Today is our day.
26:53You need us.
26:54And you will have to fulfill our demands.
26:56Don't do this.
26:57Today we need you.
26:58But tomorrow...
26:59I want demands.
27:00No.
27:01But it's done.
27:02It's done in 6,000.
27:03We are cutting the goat.
27:04The video will not be made.
27:05You will reach him in half an hour.
27:06Amar, I have solved your problem.
27:08If you have any problem in the future.
27:11Then I am present here.
27:12I have come to air my news.
27:13To solve the problems of the people.
27:14Right.
27:15You have to call me.
27:16And come here.
27:17To talk about your heart.
27:18If you send Vigo, I will come.
27:19I won't be like this.
27:20What a lovely show.
27:21Now our problems will be solved live.
27:24Thank you so much.
27:26That you are solving the problems of both the people and the actors.
27:28Thank you so much Amar.
27:29And thank you for giving your time.
27:30On the first day of Eid.
27:31You came with us.
27:32You gave time.
27:33I love you.
27:34And thank you so much.
27:35May God bless you.
27:36May God accept your sacrifice.
27:37Lots of love to you.
27:38And to all your viewers.
27:39Happy Eid.
27:40Let's go.
27:41So this is Amar with us.
27:42Let's go to a break.
27:43Coming back from the break.
27:44Don't go anywhere.
27:45There are still a lot of problems.
27:46We will solve them today.
27:47See you right there.
27:48Welcome back after the break.
27:49You are watching.
27:50We are free.
27:51Yes.
27:52We are free.
27:54We are trying day and night.
27:55And like this.
27:56Our cricket team also tried their best.
27:57That they can tell.
27:58That it doesn't matter to them at all.
27:59Whether we win.
28:00Whether we lose.
28:01It doesn't matter to them.
28:02They are free.
28:03They do what they want.
28:04In the same way.
28:05The guest with us today.
28:06Our lovely Pakistani team.
28:07Cricket team.
28:08We have a very big fan with us.
28:09Sunny Pakistani.
28:10Hello sir.
28:11Hello.
28:12Hello.
28:13Hello.
28:14Hello.
28:15Hello.
28:16Hello.
28:17Hello.
28:18Hello.
28:19Hello.
28:20Hello.
28:21Hello.
28:22Hello.
28:23Hello.
28:25Hello.
28:26Hello.
28:27Hello.
28:28Hello.
28:30T funny.
28:31T funny.
28:32Hello.
28:33Hello sir.
28:34Hello.
28:35Hello.
28:36Hello.
28:37Hello.
28:38Hi.
28:39Hello.
28:40Hello.
28:41Hello.
28:42What are you doing?
28:43Good morning sir.
28:44Hello.
28:45Hello.
28:46My heart is broken, sir.
28:47Why sir?
28:48Is everything well?
28:49Why are your heart...
28:50They are defeated.
28:51Sir, we are playing.
28:53When will these people play?
28:55Sir, first of all, you can be angry at your own place, but this is a news channel.
28:58Sir, put your slippers down.
29:00Sir, put it down. It looks bad.
29:02Sir, we are playing.
29:03One minute.
29:04Hello?
29:06Hey!
29:10Okay, no problem. Arrange for the funeral.
29:12What happened, sir?
29:13My uncle committed suicide because of the team.
29:17Three minutes ago.
29:20May God bless him.
29:23We kept praying for him.
29:25For your uncle?
29:26No, for the team.
29:28For the team?
29:29We kept doing so much for him that we couldn't get him cured.
29:33And he always used to say,
29:36when he was a kid, he used to say,
29:38when he grew up, he used to say,
29:39these people will win.
29:40Sir, listen to me. You must have heard that song.
29:43You win or lose.
29:45Don't sing.
29:46Why?
29:48What a joke!
29:49Sir, listen to the whole song. It has a meaning.
29:51I will put a mirror in my ears.
29:54Why?
29:55You made this song.
29:57Why did you make this song?
29:59Sir, he wants to say that…
30:00You are making these boys free.
30:02You keep losing.
30:03I am nobody to question you.
30:06You lose.
30:08You win.
30:09I am not your man.
30:12Okay, fine.
30:13One minute.
30:14Hello?
30:16Oh my God!
30:17God bless you. What happened?
30:18My uncle committed suicide.
30:19Uncle?
30:20Oh my God!
30:21One by one, the team took half of my family.
30:27Sir…
30:28My uncle just died in front of you.
30:29He just died?
30:30Yes, I just saw him.
30:31My uncle just committed suicide.
30:33Sir, what happened?
30:35I am trying to save my uncle's life.
30:37Yes.
30:38Before he dies, let me talk to him.
30:39No, no.
30:40God bless you.
30:41My heart is sinking.
30:43Where is your heart sinking?
30:44It is sinking.
30:45Okay, sir.
30:46May God bless you.
30:47Your family is very sensitive.
30:49Why only cricket?
30:50There are so many sports.
30:52Why only cricket?
30:53You are going crazy because of it.
30:54Your family is going crazy.
30:55This heart…
30:56Yes.
30:57This heart…
30:58Let them play football.
30:59Let them play cricket.
31:00And make a team like this.
31:02Let them play any other game in the world.
31:05Yes.
31:06They will also lose.
31:08You…
31:09I think you are very…
31:10You are angry.
31:11But you tell me.
31:12I know that according to you,
31:13whatever happened in this world cup,
31:15whatever happened,
31:16the whole performance was not played.
31:18It was not won.
31:19According to you, who is responsible for it?
31:21Do you think it is honeymoon,
31:23shopping,
31:24or chill time,
31:26or eating?
31:27What do you think is the responsibility?
31:28I am going there to meet people.
31:31I am getting money from that.
31:3325 dollars.
31:34Yes, yes.
31:35Sir, that is what the artist wants.
31:36But you give me 25 dollars.
31:38Okay.
31:3925 dollars.
31:40Then this happened.
31:41It happened.
31:42Okay.
31:43What are you doing?
31:44Are you shopping?
31:46Shopping.
31:47Have you gone to the market?
31:51You tell me, Mr. Sunny.
31:53According to you,
31:54who should be removed from the team?
31:57One minute.
31:58I will remove everyone.
31:59May God bless you.
32:00My heart is aching.
32:01May God bless you.
32:02What happened?
32:04Uncle?
32:05Uncle?
32:06Did you jump into the water tank?
32:07Oh God!
32:08Didn't you even come out of the tap?
32:10Really?
32:11Yes.
32:12I committed suicide.
32:13Didn't uncle come?
32:14This team took away half of our family.
32:16Yes, they took it away.
32:17I am very sorry, sir.
32:18You just switch off your phone.
32:20Because in a little while,
32:21I think you will be left alone in the family.
32:23Okay.
32:24Uncle and uncle left.
32:25Uncle left.
32:26Yes, yes.
32:27I mean,
32:28it's no use keeping their number.
32:29So?
32:30I will vacate this place.
32:32I will delete it.
32:33I am feeling a little less.
32:35Okay, tell me.
32:36According to you,
32:37who should be removed
32:38from the team
32:39and who should be allowed inside?
32:41I am telling you
32:42to get all of them inside.
32:44But sir,
32:45if people like you motivate them,
32:46they will be motivated.
32:47You motivate them a little, sir.
32:49Why does the first team
32:50play to lose to the world?
32:52The world team is winning.
32:53Why is this?
32:54You have to lose
32:55in a good way.
32:57Sir, this is not happening.
32:58You see,
32:59our coach...
33:00You tell me.
33:01You tell me.
33:02Your faith
33:03will never break.
33:04Sir, we just won.
33:05I don't remember.
33:06I don't remember either.
33:07Okay.
33:08Sir,
33:09I don't know
33:10if I should thank you
33:11or...
33:12Ambrose
33:13was such a lovely bowler.
33:14Ambrose.
33:15Yes.
33:16He was the best tennis player.
33:17Yes.
33:18I know, sir.
33:19He is still alive.
33:20He is not dead.
33:21Yes.
33:22I know.
33:23Believe me.
33:24He was a respectable man.
33:25He used to come to us.
33:26After the wicket,
33:27he took off his slippers
33:28and went to play again.
33:29Sir,
33:30this is not done.
33:31What?
33:32You must have seen
33:33a video like this.
33:34Anyway, thank you very much.
33:35We understand
33:36how you feel.
33:37Sir,
33:38you are my friend from today.
33:39Sir,
33:40this is for you.
33:41This is for you.
33:42Thank you very much.
33:43I love you.
33:44I love you too, sir.
33:45Thank you so much, Sunny sir.
33:46Sunny sir was with us.
33:47What happened next?
33:49The whole wedding.
33:51Wow.
33:52What happened, sir?
33:53The whole wedding was going on.
33:54Yes.
33:55The elder son
33:56of the second uncle
33:57Yes.
33:58was driving.
33:59Yes.
34:00Okay.
34:01On the way,
34:02he came to know
34:03that Pakistan is losing.
34:04Okay.
34:05He said,
34:06drive like this
34:07and go down
34:08from the bridge.
34:09Oh my God.
34:10And almost
34:11200 of my relatives
34:12have arrived
34:13in the form of
34:14Rukm-e-Achal.
34:15I am very sorry.
34:16I mean,
34:17I...
34:18We have arrived.
34:19I am a little sick.
34:20I am sorry.
34:21I laugh.
34:22But I am very sorry.
34:23Okay.
34:24May God bless you.
34:25So, viewers,
34:26this is our situation.
34:27This is our people
34:28who
34:29watch this game
34:30day and night.
34:31They love it.
34:32And as a result...
34:33Sunny bhai,
34:35Yes, sir.
34:37Yes, sir.
34:42Yes, sir.
34:44Yes, sir.
34:47Yes, sir.
34:52Yes, sir.
34:53Thank you very much.
34:54Sunny bhai,
34:55we were with you.
34:56You saw
34:57what problems
34:58they have
34:59and we have.
35:00It was my duty
35:01to come here
35:02and share
35:03these problems
35:04with people
35:05and institutions
35:06whose duty
35:07is to solve them.
35:08Will they do it or not?
35:09I don't know.
35:10Because like us,
35:11they are also
35:12and like them,
35:13we are also
35:14free.
35:15Thank you very much.

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