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00:00the total to ten and a half, the lowest that we have seen.
00:04I'm going to give you the numbers in a moment.
00:06Hasn't sniffed an over yet in this series.
00:08Yeah, I'll take the under and I'll lay sixteen and a half.
00:13Ooh, a little alt line tonight. I like that.
00:16Lay the hammer tonight with the sixteen and a half for Scotty.
00:20I mentioned to you unders all four games under so far in the NBA finals.
00:27And of course, 61% are on the over, which did go up actually from 209 to 210,
00:33which is where it is right now.
00:34You know, unders have been the under is because the series has been underground.
00:41It's been in a casket in six feet under.
00:44It's been a funeral procession.
00:47It's been the burial of the NBA.
00:50What an atrocity that it's been.
00:53I don't care what anybody says.
00:54I don't have to listen to anybody.
00:55I don't because I don't.
00:57It's been boring.
01:00It is so awful.
01:02I would rather pick my nose in my car in a traffic jam and eat my boogers
01:08than what I've watched for four games in the NBA finals.
01:11The NBA finals has been an absolute abortion.
01:14I don't care what anybody says.
01:16Simple as that.
01:17And don't even tell me I'm wrong, Carver.
01:18I guess, you know, it.
01:19So listen, the U.S.
01:21Open on Sunday was one thousand percent better than the NBA and Stanley Cup
01:28finals combined.
01:31It's not going to get a disagreement from me on that drama.
01:38Here are the most bad player props for tonight.
01:40Oh, here we go.
01:41Sam Houser, two and a half rebounds.
01:44Peyton Pritchard under one and a half assists.
01:46Luca under thirty two and a half points.
01:48Josh Green over two and a half boards and Kyrie Irving under twenty three and a half
01:54points. The most bad player props tonight.
01:57I'll take three and five.
01:59Luca and Kyrie Unders in points because they're going to get their ass beat so bad
02:06that those two guys are going to be sitting with towels over their faces on the end of
02:11the bench, yanked from the game because the game will be over by halftime.
02:19Very possible that that could be the case.
02:21If you think that the Mavericks can win the next three, that would be 13 to one for you.
02:28My minus three thousand on the Celtics side of things.
02:32That is for the series.
02:34We just like, you know, we got to keep everybody updated, Scotty.
02:37That's why we do this.
02:38Hell will freeze over.
02:40Hell will freeze over before you catch that ticket.