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00:00God you need to be rehabilitated Oh go down connect with humans and then you
00:05can come back you'll live as one of them sort of what do you mean sort of what
00:11do you mean sort of
00:20what the f... Dear God my family's a mess my daughter is like a computer going
00:28through puberty my husband still gets spider-man henna at the county fair and
00:31my son's goal in life is vaping or rollerblading or roller vaping and we're
00:37just slowly growing apart behold I am God remember how I told you God was dead
00:46well I was wrong tis I your Savior meow but now I'm basically a mitten with an
00:53anus I'm only here as a PR boy to make it look like I give a dump about you
00:57people also this is super satisfying the sooner I help you the sooner I get
01:02back to heaven
01:06me beelzebub lady of darkness whose mission on earth is a torture you at
01:15first I was helping humans just to get back up to heaven but after a while I
01:20actually cared about them they're my humans and there's no way I'm letting
01:25you corrupt them as Lord Satan I command you to open this
01:31enchanted robot wall
01:34Oh
01:51not like this
02:04you