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00:00Les policiers disent que les crocs sont entrés dans la maison dans le quartier de Ritzi Upper Heights la nuit dernière.
00:04Et ont fait des millions d'or et d'argents.
00:07Les thieves ont même pris un pet très rare.
00:14Désolée, mais j'ai enregistré la Duchesse de Lancashire Lane.
00:17C'est la fin de la saison.
00:18Je dois regarder ça tout de suite avant que quelqu'un ne me détruise.
00:21Je suis surpris que personne d'entre vous m'ait déjà dit ce qui s'est passé.
00:23Eh bien, pas si surprenant puisque personne d'entre nous n'a regardé le show.
00:28Pas de parler à moi pendant que je regarde Duchesse de Lancashire Lane.
00:31Je ne veux rien manquer.
00:33Tu ne peux rien manquer.
00:34Rien n'arrive jamais.
00:37Ha! J'ai l'air d'être un démon.
00:39D.O.L.L. est rempli d'moments excitants.
00:58Je dis...
01:00Un autre bout de thé?
01:02S'il vous plaît?
01:05Ok, donc il n'y a pas beaucoup d'action.
01:08C'est parce qu'ils m'ont préparé pour les révélations à la fin.
01:10Tout va se passer dans cet épisode.
01:12Maintenant, s'il vous plaît, soyez calme pour que je puisse appuyer sur le bouton.
01:15Hein? Qu'est-ce qui se passe?
01:17Pourquoi n'est-ce pas en train de jouer?
01:19Probablement parce que vous n'avez pas appuyé sur le bouton.
01:21Vous avez appuyé sur le bouton d'éliminer.
01:23Non!
01:54A little less headshots, you and me.
01:57We can be, who we wanna be.
02:00A little less headshots, you and me.
02:10Wait! I accidentally deleted the show I recorded on the DVR.
02:13How do I get it back?
02:15Sorry, Russell. I don't think you can.
02:17But don't worry. They rerun shows all the time.
02:20I checked and it'll be weeks before it's on again.
02:23I'm supposed to host my doll meeting later today.
02:25Doll meeting? I am so confused.
02:28D-O-L-L, Duchess of Lancashire Lane.
02:31I host a weekly group where we recap and critique the episodes.
02:33I serve tea and pet crumpets, just like on the show. It's a whole thing.
02:36Whoa! That sounds even more boring than the show.
02:39Which may explain why we've never even noticed the meetings.
02:42That's why you're not invited, Sunil.
02:44Now how am I gonna host the group if I don't even know what happened on the final episode?
02:48Well, you can always look online.
02:51There are websites that post recaps on just about every show.
02:54You can't get the nuances of Duchess from simply reading a recap.
02:57I need to see it to experience it.
02:59I have an idea.
03:01What if we get the recap and perform it for you?
03:04You mean, like a play?
03:06Sunil, you want us to act out everything that happens?
03:09How hard could it be? Nothing ever happens.
03:12That just might work.
03:15But you have to promise to really play the part well.
03:18You know they will, Russell.
03:20That's why I asked you to look up the episode's recap.
03:22This is almost as exciting as episode 24 when the Duchess ran out of tea!
03:26Another catastrophe averted at Littlest Pet Shop.
03:32She's trying to say something.
03:34The poor dear has apparently lost her bark.
03:37What's the matter, dear?
03:42Ooh, charades! I love this game!
03:45Okay, is it... Snowballs! She's Danish!
03:48No, I'm pretty sure it's not that.
03:51Hi, Blythe! What's going on?
03:53Oh, hi, young me.
03:55This cute little cocker spaniel's trying to tell us something, but I'm not sure what it is.
04:01I think she's saying that she lost her voice.
04:03Maybe from barking too much?
04:05What the huh? How did you...
04:07Oh, she's trembling.
04:09Nutmeg Dash seems to be afraid of something.
04:12Okay, I see how you can tell she's scared,
04:16but how do you know her name is Nutmeg Dash?
04:19Well, I don't know if that's really her name, but it should be.
04:23I mean, look at her beautiful coat!
04:26Like, the color of nutmeg!
04:28And the sparkle in her eye tells me she has just a dash of spice!
04:33Young me, that's unreal!
04:35How do you know all this stuff?
04:37I don't know. I find that I can just... understand her.
04:41We have a... connection.
04:43Wow!
04:45You've been searching for the perfect pet,
04:47and then this one just walks into the shop?
04:49I mean, that's remarkable!
04:51Pardon me!
04:53I've lost me dog, and, uh...
04:55By Jove! There he is!
04:57You've been a naughty lad!
04:59Now come to Daddy!
05:01Um, can we help you?
05:03Uh, uh...
05:05Me name is Bartholomew Bacchus the Thwite.
05:08I'm the owner of this, uh, purebred Spanish spaniel.
05:13Oh. Well, how do we know you're the owner?
05:16Do you have any papers?
05:18She doesn't have a dog tag.
05:20Blimey! Must have fallen off.
05:22Oh! There's a marking on that there underbelly.
05:26A crown shape under the fur.
05:29There it is, Blythe!
05:31That's me boy!
05:33Uh, she's a girl.
05:35Figure of speech.
05:37Cheerio and, uh...
05:39Cornflakes!
05:43Blythe, this is terrible!
05:45Nutmeg was trying to tell us something was wrong.
05:47We can't let that guy get away with her!
05:49Are you sure?
05:51Positive. Nutmeg and I made a connection.
05:53I don't know how I know, but I know.
05:55You know?
05:57Young me, if anybody knows, it's me.
05:59Zoey, come with us.
06:01Uh, Mrs. Twombly, I'm taking Zoey for a walk!
06:03Now let's go rescue Nutmeg Dash!
06:13Dumb dog almost got away!
06:15And why do we even care about the dog?
06:17This pooch is the most valuable thing
06:19in the entire Stacy Mansion haul, knucklehead!
06:31Uh! The truck's pulling away!
06:33We lost them!
06:35Oh, Nutmeg!
06:37Wait, Blythe, look!
06:39Huh.
06:41It's a pearl.
06:43There's another one!
06:45In fact, it's a trail of pearls!
06:47Nutmeg Dash is helping us track her!
06:49She's trying to show us these guys are up to no good.
06:51Come on!
06:53Okay.
06:55I found a recap of the final episode
06:57of Duchess of Lancashire Lane online.
06:59And I've printed a copy for each of you.
07:01Minka, you're playing Mugglesby Rop,
07:03the grumpy cook.
07:05Pennyling, you're the maid,
07:07Sinisclair Ginsey.
07:09And Pepper, you're Peeves, the butler.
07:11Oh, I get it.
07:13The butler!
07:15Good one.
07:17Vinnie, you'll be playing the duke.
07:19Uh, wait a second.
07:21Who's going to play the duchess?
07:23That would be me.
07:25So, how's it going?
07:27Well, so far, we have got every...
07:29No, don't tell me!
07:31I don't want to hear any spoilers.
07:33Russell, if you don't want to know,
07:35then maybe you should go over there.
07:38Good idea.
07:40Because I definitely don't want to know.
07:42Now then, when I walk in,
07:44my line is...
07:46Don't worry, I can't hear you.
07:52Another pearl.
07:54Look, it's the truck.
07:56They must be in that warehouse.
08:00Oh, look at all that stuff.
08:04I just realized who these guys are.
08:06They're the ones who robbed Stacy Mansion.
08:08I bet they also stole Nutmeg Dash.
08:10Which means she's not even theirs to sell.
08:12So glad you could make it to my, um, showroom, Mr. Stuff-and-Poof.
08:14Let's not dilly-dally.
08:16You said on the telephone
08:18you'd got a spaniel
08:20derived from the bloodline of Spanish royalty.
08:22I'm sure you're aware
08:24that such a specimen
08:26is both extremely rare
08:28and extremely valuable
08:30to collectors like me.
08:32Oh, I know.
08:35And you will not be disappointed.
08:39Yes, yes, a fine spaniel
08:41that, as you know, a royal
08:43would have the mark of...
08:45It's true.
08:47The rarest of the breed.
08:49I must have this pit.
08:51Name your price.
08:53Oh, no, he is going to sell Nutmeg.
08:55Come on, Blythe, we need to get help.
08:57We don't have time.
08:59Young me, I have an idea.
09:01And up next,
09:03the absorbing finale
09:05of the Duchess of Lancaster Lane
09:07in color.
09:09This is more exciting than episode 60
09:11when the Duchess sat and silently read a newspaper
09:13for the whole hour.
09:17La, la, la.
09:19Dusting always makes me think of spring.
09:21In fact...
09:23Stop!
09:25FYI, I usually fast-forward past a scene
09:27from last season, so you can just skip ahead.
09:29Scenes from last season?
09:31Yeah, don't get me wrong.
09:33The spring dusting scene was great.
09:35Just get to the beginning of this episode.
09:37What are you talking about?
09:39I don't even know.
09:41I'm so confused.
09:43Oh, no, the date on this week cup
09:45is from last year.
09:47You mean we've been rehearsing
09:49the wrong season finale this whole time?
09:51Well, come on.
09:53I can't wait for all the great surprise reveals.
09:55He's not going to like the surprise reveal
09:58I can't let Russell down.
10:00We have the costumes.
10:02We know the characters.
10:04We can still do this.
10:06The show must go on.
10:08Now, get in there and improvise.
10:10That means make stuff up as you go.
10:12Got it.
10:14Milady, I'm so glad to see you.
10:16Yes?
10:20Yes.
10:24Ooh, the classic Duchess of Lancaster Lane
10:26I love it!
10:28Yes, well, you are
10:30an excellent maid.
10:32Or so you say.
10:34I do say that.
10:36All the time.
10:38Well, if you say
10:40you're a maid, why
10:42when I looked in your chambers
10:44this morning did I find this?
10:46You caught me.
10:48I have been posing
10:50as a maid for 25 years.
10:52But today I must
10:54boldly admit I've been
10:56hiding my true identity
10:58as a lover.
11:00I should have known.
11:02The way she always looked at pipes.
11:04Duchess, did you just hear
11:06what Sinisclair revealed?
11:08I did. And since you were
11:10so honest, Sinisclair, I have
11:12my own secret to reveal.
11:14I am not a duchess.
11:16I am your
11:18sister. And I am
11:20your mother.
11:22No, I'm not.
11:24I just don't remember things
11:26very well. Because you have
11:28amnesia.
11:30That's right.
11:32I forgot I have amnesia
11:34because I have amnesia.
11:36And I don't know
11:38how to cook. So what have we been
11:40eating all these years?
11:42I don't know!
11:44I don't know!
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16:18Oh non, les portes s'ouvrent !
16:19Yong Mi !
16:20Nothing !
16:20Vite !
16:32Nooooon !
16:36Pfiou !
16:36On est de fortunes que tout s'est passé bien.
16:38On pouvait vraiment attendre la police.
16:41Nutmeg !
16:42Tu as ressorti !
16:44Et ma voix.
16:45Just in time to save you, young me.
16:47Uh, Nutmeg just said...
16:49That one you might not have to translate for me, Blake.
16:51I think I understand her perfectly.
16:56Welcome, D.O.L.L. members, to the final Duchess of Lancashire Lane fan club meeting of the season.
17:01I think you'll all agree that we have a lot to talk about.
17:04Uh, Russell, you can't talk about the episode we opted out for you.
17:08Everything you saw was just made up... by us.
17:12That's impossible. Nobody can make up such an amazing episode.
17:16We had to. I accidentally downloaded the recap to last season's finale, and we didn't notice until it was too late.
17:23Look. Here is the real recap from last night's episode.
17:27But this episode is so... boring. Nothing happens.
17:32Exactly.
17:34Sorry we tricked you, Russell. We just didn't want to disappoint.
17:38It's okay. I liked your episode way better than this one.
17:41But here's how you can make it up to me.
17:45I will forever think of myself as...
17:48A Duchess of Lancashire Lane.
17:57Thank you.
17:59And thank you all for coming to the Duchess of Lancashire Lane fan fiction club meeting.
18:05So, the police brought all the stolen items back to Stacy Mansion.
18:09It all belonged to William Stacy, the billionaire who recently passed away.
18:13Including Nutmeg Dash? Oh, what's gonna happen to her?
18:17Well, everything William Stacy owned is being donated to charity organizations.
18:21Including Nutmeg Dash.
18:23Hopefully she'll find a good home.
18:30Nutmeg Dash!
18:32Well, I'm guessing you're Young Mee Song. I'm Jensen Benson, an attorney for the William Stacy estate.
18:39The police told me about the remarkable young ladies who saved the day.
18:43One of whom seemed to have a connection with Natasha Margareta Dashignola, or...
18:49Nutmeg Dash.
18:51Mr. Stacy left specific instructions in his will that...
18:55Nutmeg Dash will decide herself who her next owner shall be.
19:00Now, I had no idea how Nutmeg Dash could possibly do that.
19:04You should be my new owner, Young Mee.
19:07Oh, Young Mee, Nutmeg Dash wants you.
19:11Yeah, I know.
19:13I think we all can figure out what Nutmeg Dash wants.
19:18I don't even think you guys could have come up with a better ending.
19:22True that, my friend. True that.
19:25Really? Uh, cause actually I have some notes on that ending. Cool, cool.
19:29Okay, so when the attorney came in, I think his dialogue was a little too on the nose.
19:34And what was with his name?
19:36Yeah, we can come up with something better than that.