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00:00Clock says half-past three, half-past three, that's the time for you to see, the Oil Peanuts.
00:08Hello there, folks, and hello to Mr Clockface, who has just told me that it's time for a splish, splash, and a puddle, and why not?
00:16So, if you're ready, here we go.
00:18When it's an Allsorts Day, anything can happen, it's an Allsorts Day today.
00:37Hello.
00:43Wakey, wakey!
00:45What?
00:46We've got work to do.
00:47What do you mean, work?
00:48Well, I've just been down to see Mrs Finchley, and she wants someone to help her with some odd jobs around her house.
00:54Odd jobs?
00:55Yeah, we're going to do some DIY.
00:58DIY? What does that mean?
01:01Donut is yummy.
01:02Did it yesterday.
01:04Ducks in yoghurt.
01:06Do it yourself.
01:08Oh?
01:09Jobs around the home.
01:11Come along, we'll need overalls, paint caps, paintbrushes, hammer nails, we'll need some ladders as well.
01:19More work.
01:22All set, team?
01:23Splish, splash, and puddle?
01:25That's us, DIY experts.
01:29May I have a word, Bonzo?
01:31What is it?
01:32Well, it's a well-known fact that boxes are notoriously bad at odd jobs.
01:38You don't want to come?
01:39In a word, no.
01:40I know, Box can stay at home and prepare a slap-up tea for us when we get back.
01:43We'll be bound to be starving.
01:45Well, Box do the tea, don't do me a favour.
01:47All of you know I'm a dab hand in the kitchen.
01:50It runs in the family.
01:51In fact, my cousin, who's a lunchbox...
01:54Right, that's settled then.
01:55Box gets the tea, we get on with the DIY.
01:57I bet we end up with no tea at all.
01:59Sheik.
02:00Oh, stop it, you two.
02:01Come on, let's get going.
02:02Bye, Box.
02:03Bye.
02:04See you.
02:06Right.
02:07Moldy.
02:09Moldy.
02:11Yes?
02:12What do you know about making slap-up teas?
02:15Hmm.
02:16You need lots of old tea bags.
02:20Oh, big help.
02:22Hmm.
02:24Just round this corner, JJ.
02:26OK.
02:27Keep up, please, Jiffy.
02:33That's easy for you to say, Bonzo.
02:38Come on.
02:43Oh, I can't do this.
02:53Right.
02:54This is Mrs Finchley's house.
02:57We'll just put the ladders down here for a moment, JJ.
03:01Thank goodness, this shoulder's killing me.
03:03Where's Jiffy got to?
03:06Typical of Jiffy not to be around.
03:09He's a real skiver.
03:23Typical of Bonzo not to help.
03:25He's a real skiver.
03:31Well, we can't wait around for Jiffy.
03:33I'll ring the bell.
03:36Oh, dear.
03:37You've broken it, Bonzo.
03:43Bonzo.
03:45JJ.
03:46How kind of you to volunteer to do our odd jobs about the house.
03:52Don't mention it, Mrs Finchley.
03:54Only too glad to help.
03:56Excuse me.
03:58I think there's something wrong with your doorbell, Mrs Finchley.
04:01Yes.
04:02Well, don't you worry about that.
04:03Leave it to us.
04:04You can rely on Splish Splash and Puddle.
04:07Yes.
04:10And who are they?
04:11That's us, Mrs Finchley.
04:13Splish.
04:14Splash.
04:16Where Puddle is, I don't know.
04:24Nearly there.
04:35My bottom's so deep!
04:38Hmm.
04:40Now, then.
04:42Flap up tea first.
04:44The sandwiches.
04:45Something extra special for Jiffy, I think.
04:47How about, er...
04:49Hmm.
04:50Chocolate spread and mustard pickle!
04:52Ha-ha!
04:53That'll teach him.
04:54Ha-ha-ha!
04:56It was a faulty wire connection, JJ.
04:58That's why the bell wouldn't switch off.
05:01Is it mended now, Bonzo?
05:02Should be.
05:03Just go and check.
05:06Oh, Jiffy, at last!
05:07You're here!
05:08So what...
05:09Oh, Jiffy!
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:13Oh!
05:14Oh!
05:15Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:17Well, at least you're here, Jiffy.
05:19Now, let's get to work.
05:26Well, that's the sarnies.
05:28Now for the cake.
05:30Oh, God.
05:32That lot'll better be hungry when they get back.
05:34I'm working my flaps to the bone.
05:38Hmm.
05:39This gate's sticking, Splash.
05:41Has it got glue on it?
05:43No, JJ.
05:44That means it won't open properly.
05:46Er, we need to shave a bit off the top.
05:48Have you seen the plane?
05:50No!
05:51No, JJ.
05:52There's a tool called a plane.
05:54Where is it?
05:55There it is.
05:56Now, you need to be very careful when you're using this.
05:59You, um...
06:00You shave thin slivers of wood with it, like that.
06:05OK.
06:06Right, you get on with that.
06:07And then...
06:08Mrs Finty wants it painted this blue.
06:10Ha!
06:11No problem.
06:12I'll go and see what Jiffy's up to.
06:17Ah-ha!
06:18Clean the windows, eh, Bonzo?
06:21Easy-peasy.
06:27Jiffy!
06:29When you climb up a ladder,
06:30you should always make sure there's someone down below
06:32to keep it steady.
06:34Right.
06:35Now, come down and let me do it.
06:37Ooh!
06:51Cup of tea, my dear.
06:52Oh, thanks very much, Mrs Finchley.
06:54Just put it down there for me, please.
07:00Oh.
07:05Ah!
07:06There.
07:07That'll show Squiffy Jiffy what a box can do when she tries.
07:10Ha-ha!
07:11Ooh, they'll be back soon.
07:13I'll put the kettle on.
07:15Are you holding the ladder steady, Jiffy?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Good.
07:20Now, watch the expert.
07:24Ah-ha!
07:26Now, watch the expert.
07:29Oh, dear!
07:30Ah!
07:37Where are the old soaks?
07:42I'll give them ten more minutes.
07:46There.
07:47Finished.
07:48Very nice, dear.
07:53There.
07:54There. How's that, Mrs F?
07:56Very nice, dear.
07:59BELL RINGS
08:02Very nice, dear.
08:04You've all been most helpful.
08:06You simply must stay for tea.
08:08Ooh!
08:09Tea?
08:10Yummy?
08:11Jam and bananas?
08:13Oh, and ice cream?
08:14Ice cream and jelly?
08:19I should have known better than to put myself out for that ungrateful lot.
08:24Maldy, another sarnie?
08:27Bleh.
08:28Sorry.
08:29Hmm.
08:31My sentiments exactly.
08:33Mmm.
08:34Mmm.
08:35Mmm.
08:36CHOMP!
08:37CHOMP!
08:38CHOMP!
08:39CHOMP!
08:54THE END