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00:00Bro, I've forgotten to do my make-up formally in Lichu
00:04And I'm not going to dye my hair
00:16Hey!
00:17Are you dyeing your hair in Lichu?
00:19Bro, I'm not going to do it
00:21Actually, it's been a long time since I've washed my hair
00:24So I'm dyeing it black
00:26Lichu
00:29Hey!
00:30Why did you tell me the truth?
00:32Bro, I'm just asking
00:34I'm telling the truth
00:36What did you say?
00:37Keep quiet
00:38I won't say anything
00:43Lichu
00:44I've dyed my hair red
00:46Keep it
00:47What did you say?
00:49Start the work
00:50Hey!
00:51Lichu, take this
00:53Open the plate
00:54I won't
00:55Open it
00:56Eat it
00:57Open it
00:58Eat it
00:59It's fun to eat
01:00It's fun to eat
01:01It's fun to eat
01:02It's fun to eat
01:03Go, go, go
01:04I've washed my hair in Lichu
01:07Hey!
01:08Lichu, give me sweets
01:09Bro, I've washed my hair in Lichu
01:11If you don't give me sweets, I won't eat it
01:13Instead, I'll give you a toast
01:16Hey, hey, hey
01:17I'll check it
01:18I'll check it
01:19Yes, check it
01:26Lichu
01:27Lichu
01:28Lichu
01:32Hey, son
01:33Lichu is the fit pair of Upreda
01:35And Bidoda is the short cut
01:36Don't you find it funny?
01:38What?
01:39Don't you find it funny?
01:41Hey, bro
01:42How's the color of the other color?
01:43Color?
01:46What's this color?
01:48Oh!
01:49You've started dyeing your hair
01:50And you've dyed it red
01:51And you've dyed it red
01:52Oh, no!
01:53Oh, no!
01:54I won't eat Lichu today
01:55I'll eat Tagore
02:09I think
02:10It won't be fun to eat Lichu's sweets
02:12What are you saying?
02:13It's a good Lichu
02:14It's a good Lichu
02:15It's fun to eat
02:16Do you know more?
02:17I know
02:18If Lichu's sweets are big, it won't be fun
02:21Hey, Jaffa
02:22How are you related to me?
02:23Leave me alone
02:24Hey!
02:28Hey, bro
02:29Look at him
02:33Did you understand?
02:38Hey, give me Lichu
02:39Give me Lichu
02:40I'll eat it
02:41Give me Lichu
02:42Give me Lichu
02:43I'll eat it
02:44Give me Lichu
02:45Hey, Kamila
02:46Give me Lichu
02:47I'll eat it
02:48Hey, Lichu is so expensive
02:50How much is your Lichu?
02:53Rs. 500
02:54In the season of fruits
02:55Fruits are sold
02:56And some fruits are returned
02:58Why are you returning Lichu?
03:01Hey, Dita
03:02What?
03:03Lichu's leaves
03:04Returned
03:12Hey, give me Lichu
03:13Give me Lichu
03:14Sir, give me Lichu
03:16Sweet Lichu
03:17Sir, give me sweet Lichu
03:19Sir
03:20Give me Lichu
03:21Sir, give me Lichu
03:23What?
03:24Sir, give me Rs. 500
03:27It's so expensive
03:28Give me Rs. 500
03:29Sir, if you see it so closely
03:30It looks like rotten Lichu
03:32If you see a rotten Lichu
03:33In a mom's bed
03:34It looks like rotten
03:35It's not good
03:41Give me
03:43Give me
03:44Give me
03:45Yes, sir
03:46Give me
03:47Sir, give me Rs. 1000
03:48Give me
03:49Give me
03:50Give me
03:51Give me
03:52Give me
03:53Sir, it's so big
03:54It's so big
03:57Sir
03:58Hey, sir
04:00Sir
04:05Hey, brother and sister
04:07Tell me
04:08Which Lichu do you want?
04:09Raw or boiled?
04:10Of course, I'll take raw Lichu
04:12If it's boiled, what will I do?
04:13No, no
04:14I'm Suri
04:15I don't have
04:17Boiled Lichu
04:18I don't have raw Lichu
04:19All are boiled
04:20What do you mean?
04:22I mean
04:23When it's hot
04:24In the trees
04:25Raw Lichu doesn't grow
04:26Direct
04:27Boiled Lichu grows
04:36Brother
04:37I'm very sad
04:38A little while ago
04:39My Sagar
04:40Took all your Lichu
04:41And gave it to you
04:42Sir
04:43There's nothing sad
04:44There's nothing sad
04:45I took your Sagar
04:46And gave it to you
04:47And gave it to you
04:48And gave it to you
04:55Uncle
04:56Is Lichu good?
04:57Good means
04:58Very good
04:59Very good
05:00Hey, son
05:01You live like this
05:02Why?
05:03What happened?
05:04Hey, son
05:05When you buy Lichu
05:06You say
05:07Lichu will be very sweet
05:08When you eat this Lichu
05:10You'll know
05:11Lichu is very dry
05:12What?
05:13Lichu is very dry
05:15Oh my god
05:17Sir
05:19Brother Kabila
05:20What should we do?
05:21You give me a solution
05:22I think this dry Lichu
05:23Will be dry
05:25Okay
05:27Brother Kabila
05:28Put your hand in front
05:29Take this sugar
05:31What should we do with this sugar?
05:32We said
05:33Lichu is dry
05:35So when
05:36Lichu will be very dry
05:37We'll fill it
05:38With sugar
05:39And eat
05:43Hey
05:44Hey
05:45Hey
05:47Does Lichu taste good?
05:48What kind of a question is this?
05:50Eat it once
05:52Then you will understand
05:53What cost, what size
05:54What cost, what size
05:56Does Lichu has a result
05:57Or not?
05:58Oh my god
05:59No
06:00This is so much fun
06:01Once you eat
06:02You will go crazy
06:03Then what?
06:04Go black
06:05And feed the whole thing
06:06Then you have to eat the Lichu
06:07Oh my god
06:08Hey him
06:13Hey bro, how much is your Lissu for Rs.100?
06:20Give me Rs.1000.
06:21Give me.
06:26This is Rs.50.
06:29And this is Rs.50.
06:30Take this Rs.100 Lissu.
06:31Give me.
06:32I'll give you Rs.100 after 2 days.
06:33Hey!
06:34Go and sell the rest.
06:44Hey!
06:45I'll give you the rest after 2 days.
06:51Give me Rs.100.
07:00Suju is singing.
07:05What is he doing?
07:08He is looking like a cricket bowler.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Go away.
07:13He is singing.
07:17Hey!
07:19What is he doing?
07:21He is looking like a cricket bowler.
07:23Hey!
07:24This is Lissu.
07:25What?
07:26Koshu?
07:27What did you say?
07:28Not Koshu.
07:29This is Lissu.
07:30He eats it.
07:31Oh!
07:32He eats it.
07:33How much is your Lissu?
07:35Rs.500 for Rs.50.
07:38And Rs.1000 for Rs.100.
07:40What?
07:41Rs.500 for Rs.50.
07:43And Rs.100 for Rs.100.
07:45What?
07:46Whatever.
07:47How much is Rs.1?
07:48Rs.1?
07:53Give me Rs.10.
07:55Rs.10.
07:57Give me Rs.10.
07:59And give me a Lissu.
08:03Take this.
08:06Hey!
08:07You eat it like this.
08:08How can I eat it?
08:10How can I eat it?
08:11You have to eat it like this.
08:14Hey!
08:15What did you say?
08:16Why?
08:17You said you have to eat it like this.
08:19So, I ate it like this.
08:32Brother.
08:33Let's go to Lissu shop and eat Lissu.
08:34Do you want to eat Lissu?
08:35Yes.
08:36Let's go.
08:37Brother.
08:38Let's eat Lissu.
08:39Let's go.
08:41Brother.
08:42Let's eat Lissu.
08:43Let's eat Lissu.
08:46Brother.
08:47Let's eat Lissu like this.
08:48Let's go.
08:49Let's eat Lissu.
08:50Let's eat Lissu.
08:51What did you say?
08:54How much is Rs.50 for Lissu?
08:56Rs.50 for Rs.50.
08:57Rs.500 for Rs.500.
08:59Take this.
09:00Eat it.
09:04Hey!
09:05Do you eat Lissu cold?
09:06No.
09:07It's winter season.
09:08So, I don't eat Lissu cold.
09:10What did you say?
09:11Hey!
09:12Don't eat Lissu cold.
09:13You will feel cold.
09:14Sir.
09:15No problem.
09:16If I feel cold, I will eat Lissu cold.
09:17Give it to me.
09:25Take it.
09:26Take it.
09:27Take it.
09:28Take it.
09:29Take it.
09:30Take it.
09:31Take it.
09:32Take it.
09:33Take it.
09:34Take it.
09:35Take it.
09:36Which country are you from?
09:37I am a citizen.
09:38What?
09:39You are a citizen.
09:41Okay.
09:42How much is Rs.50 for Lissu?
09:45Rs.500.
09:46No.
09:47Rs.100.
09:48No.
09:49I can't.
09:50Rs.200?
09:51No.
09:52Rs.300?
09:53No.
09:54Then, I will go.
09:55Sir.
09:56Sir.
09:57I will go.
09:59Are you ready to pay Rs.300?
10:01Yes.
10:02I am ready to pay Rs.300.
10:03I will go.
10:05He is a slave of the house.
10:08What will you do with Rs.300?
10:09Why are you so stingy?
10:11Brother.
10:12If I am not stingy, your loss is Rs.500.
10:15Now, your loss is Rs.200.
10:24I took Rs.5.
10:26No.
10:27I took Rs.10.
10:28No.
10:29I took Rs.20.
10:30No.
10:31I took Rs.20.
10:32No.
10:33I took Rs.10.
10:34No.
10:35I took Rs.15.
10:36No.
10:37I took Rs.15.
10:38Why?
10:39I can't pay Rs.50 for Lissu.
10:40I will have a bottle of juice.
10:41What are you saying?
10:42It will be done.
10:43I said, it will be done.
10:44Please understand.
10:45How can I do it?
10:46I am going to do it.
10:47That's not possible.
10:48Then, give me Rs.50 for Lissu.
10:49I will give you juice.
10:50Here, Rs.50 for Lissu.
10:51Give me Rs.500.
10:52Okay.
10:53I took Rs.50 for Lissu.
10:55I will go.
10:56Go.
10:57I will go and have juice.
10:58I will go.
10:59I will go and have juice.
11:00Mhm!
11:01No!
11:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:08Give me a kiss!
11:09What did you say?
11:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:20Uncle, who is that girl?
11:22Uncle, she is having Lissu.
11:23What?
11:24I am just going to eat this and leave.
11:27What did you say?
11:28Hey uncle, how much is this one?
11:3510 rupees
11:36How much?
11:37500 rupees
11:38100 rupees
11:391000 rupees
11:40500 rupees
11:415000 rupees
11:421000 rupees
11:431000 rupees
11:44Give me one
11:45Take it
11:47Take it
11:53Idiot
11:54You took one
11:55And you are giving me one for free
11:57You are kidding
11:59Mom, did I give you money?
12:02What happened?
12:03I didn't give you money
12:04I gave you this
12:14Hey 500
12:15500
12:1650 500
12:1850 500
12:19Hey uncle, 50 500
12:20Take it
12:23Take it
12:24Hey uncle, how did you sell it?
12:26How did I sell it?
12:27I gave you money
12:28How much?
12:29How much money?
12:3150 500
12:32And 100
12:331000
12:34What?
12:35So expensive?
12:36Do you have ice?
12:37No, I don't sell ice
12:38What will you do with ice?
12:39Whatever price you say
12:40Listen to the price
12:41My head is burning
12:42If I cool down my head
12:43I will need ice
12:44What are you saying?
12:45Take it
12:46Take it
12:47Take it
12:48Take it
12:57Sir, what happened?
12:58No, I won't give you ice
12:59Hey sir
13:00What are you doing?
13:01I won't give you ice
13:02I won't give you
13:03No, I won't give you
13:04Hey sir
13:05If you don't give me ice
13:06I won't give you money
13:07I won't give you
13:08Okay, take it
13:10Take it
13:14Take it
13:19What are you doing?
13:22Your AC
13:23Is too big
13:24If you turn it on
13:25It will turn on
13:26And if you turn it off
13:27It will turn off
13:28If you don't like it
13:29You can make it worse
13:38Uncle, take a look
13:39This will be the last one
13:44Uncle, give me one more rupee.
13:52Uncle, give me one more rupee.
13:58Uncle, give me one more rupee.
14:00Hey, boy!
14:02What are you doing here?
14:04Look at me, I have a lot of money.
14:07Uncle, uncle!
14:10I have a lot of money.
14:12Uncle, give me one more rupee.
14:14You gave me a lot of money when I had no money.
14:17Wait, I will show you.
14:21You, idiot!
14:23I gave you a lot of money.
14:30Here, take this and sell this and that.
14:34Hey, not on this side, sell it on the other side.
14:37Brother, give me fifty rupees, I will keep it.
14:39Here, take this and sell it.
14:41I am a cheater
14:43Hey, give me 100 rupees as my salary
14:46Will you pay me after 2 days?
14:48No, if you give me the balance after 2 days
14:50I won't give you 100 rupees
14:52I will give you the balance after 2 days
14:53Give me now
14:55Bro, I have not taken the money
14:57What?
14:58Bro, I have mixed the money in the form
15:02Hey, give me 100 rupees
15:13I will go and do some work
15:15Don't worry, I am here
15:17Ok
15:19Hey, if you give me 100 rupees
15:22I will make you my son
15:24I will eat you
15:25Oh my god
15:32Hey, why are you staring at me?
15:38Are you ashamed of me?
15:39Look at me
15:40Look at me
15:41Hey, go away
15:44Hey
15:46Why are you laughing?
15:47Bro, he is a thief
15:49He is a thief?
15:51Wait
15:55I will kill you
15:57Wait
15:59Send perfume, send perfume
16:02Send perfume, send perfume
16:04Bro, here it is
16:08Bro, which one do you want?
16:11Your ears are so beautiful
16:16Bro, smell this
16:17Which scent?
16:18Smell the lissur
16:20I don't smell lissur, what will you do?
16:22Nothing bro
16:24If you smell lissur, you will smell bad
16:28I forgot
16:29If I don't smell lissur
16:31I will kill you in the form of lissur
16:33Then lissur will sing
16:35Then I will kill you
16:38What did you say?
16:42Make it less
16:43Uncle, if you tell me to make it less
16:45I can't do it
16:46I can't make a loss
16:47One rate, 1000 rupees
16:52Take lissur
16:55Uncle
16:56Do you like lissur?
16:57Yes, I like lissur
16:58Eat it, you will feel relaxed
17:00Ok, give me 50 rupees
17:02Ok, give me the money
17:09Take it
17:11500 rupees
17:12Ok
17:14Uncle, do you mix lissur with formalin?
17:16No, I don't mix formalin with lissur
17:18I don't mix
17:19If you tell me to mix, I will mix
17:21Do you have formalin?
17:22No, I don't have
17:23There is a shop, eat it
17:25I will bring it
17:28Uncle
17:29This is formalin
17:3050 rupees for lissur
17:311 formalin
17:32Free
17:37Uncle, do you like lissur?
17:38Yes, I like
17:40How much?
17:41300 rupees
17:42Ok, make it less
17:44Ok
17:48Uncle
17:49I will go to your shop
17:50I will give you all lissur
17:51I will bring it
17:52Give me
17:53Ok, I will bring
17:58Eat it, eat it, eat it
18:01Did you bring lissur?
18:03No, I didn't
18:04Open it
18:05What are you doing?
18:11Eat it, eat it
18:20Uncle, take lissur
18:22Do you have formalin?
18:23No, I don't sell formalin
18:25I sell lissur
18:26Take it, formalin is the same
18:27Yes, I told you it is the same
18:29Tell me, what is the difference between formalin and lissur?
18:32What is the difference?
18:33Formalin has its own color
18:36But lissur has no color
18:38It is lissu color
18:40Hey Jhal lissu, Jhal lissu
18:41Hey
18:42Jhal lissu means
18:43Do you sell sweet lissu?
18:45Hey, hey, hey
18:46You have answered this question once
18:48Answer it again
18:50Why?
18:51You don't understand
18:53If a fish is able to sell sweet lissu
18:56Then it will be wary to eat lissu
19:02Jhal lissu, Jhal, Jhal, Jhal
19:06Hey, if you take 50 lissu, return 50 lissu
19:13Take 50 lissu, return 50 lissu
19:17What did you do?
19:19Answer me
19:20I told you to buy 50 pieces of Lissu, but you bought 50 pieces of Lissu again.
19:23What?
19:24How many pieces are there?
19:25Is Lissu good?
19:26I went to uncle's house to buy Lissu.
19:27He was crying for a whole year.
19:28I told you to buy 50 pieces of Lissu, but you bought 50 pieces of Lissu.
19:35Take this one.
19:39Take this one.
19:41Two rings.
19:42If I buy Lissu again, I won't leave you.
19:46Five minutes later.
19:49Where are you?
19:50I am at the movie theater.
19:51Umaiya, you should have listened to me for five minutes.
19:54I told you to buy 50 pieces of Lissu, but you bought 50 pieces of Lissu again.
19:57If you don't buy Lissu again, I won't leave you.
20:06Lissu business is good.
20:07Lissu business is good.
20:09Lissu business is good.
20:1140 rupees.
20:13Sir, two police officers and a magistrate are here.
20:17If you don't pay them, I will kill you.
20:19What are you saying?
20:22Is it true?
20:23I saw it with my own eyes.
20:25If this magistrate comes to me, he will say that he has sold Lissu once.
20:29No one has sold Lissu like us.
20:33How much are you selling Lissu?
20:35I am selling it for 500 rupees.
20:37What?
20:38No.
20:39We have never sold Lissu for 500 rupees.
20:43We sell it for 250 rupees.
20:48We have never sold Lissu for 250 rupees.
20:50I am telling the truth.
20:52Okay.
20:54Let me see Lissu.
20:57Did you see?
21:00I can understand that Lissu is being sold by mixing different colours in raw Lissu.
21:09Isn't it?
21:10Sir, we have never sold Lissu for this much money.
21:16We have never sold Lissu for this much money.
21:18We have never sold Lissu for this much money.
21:21Oh!
21:22See if you can't find anything.
21:31Sir, I found it.
21:32What?
21:33Sir, I found it.
21:34What?
21:35Tuli.
21:36What?
21:37What are these?
21:38Tell me.
21:39So, what are you doing now?
21:42Now, bow your head.
21:43And when you mix the colors and sell the rotten litchis, do you know that these are eaten by the children?
21:48And if you can eat them, can your parents eat them?
21:51Can your children eat them?
21:52No, they can't.
21:53Then why are you feeding these to people's parents and children?
21:56Answer me.
21:57No answer.
21:58Because you can't.
21:59Because you are doing drugs.
22:01You can't answer for that.
22:03Tell me.
22:04So, what justice do you want?
22:06Sir, I have made a big mistake.
22:09I will never repeat this mistake.
22:13Please forgive me.
22:15We will think about it.
22:16And do one thing.
22:17No one will be able to eat these litchis.
22:19Right?
22:20Take these litchis and destroy them.
22:21And you two come with me.