3d Arts must watch
3d Arts must watch
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00:00You see, this is a matter of circumstances, how will you agree to this?
00:02I am going to tell you the truth tomorrow.
00:04How our politicians have made our country's condition?
00:07You see, a scientist has cut both the wings of a fly.
00:10And he asked the fly to fly, but the fly didn't fly.
00:12So that scientist wrote that if both the wings of a fly are cut,
00:15then it can't hear.
00:21No one asks the reason for living.
00:23He says, no one asks the reason for living, but after death everyone asks.
00:26Oh, how did he die?
00:31There were six mosquitoes in his house, his wife was shouting.
00:34The Helicopter has come!
00:40I have flowers in my hand, not any weapon.
00:43I have flowers in my hand, not any weapon.
00:48I will marry you after Eid, there is no problem, right?
00:54It is also right that if any boy says that I find girls poisonous,
00:58So understand that he belongs to the new generation
01:04If you are talking about Biscuit, then I want to request Biscuit's companies to please mention this thing on Biscuit's packet
01:13That how many times can you dip Biscuit in tea?
01:20I have seen some elders, when they are not able to explain their father properly
01:24Then they say, son this is not your age, this is my experience
01:29Why is the world unfaithful?
01:31Ok tell me one thing, every day they say that the whole world is unfaithful
01:34So tell me, why is the whole world unfaithful?
01:36Why is the class not unfaithful?
01:42Whatever happens in our country, it does not happen anywhere in the world
01:45Look at the world, it has reached the moon
01:47And if a person from our country reaches home, then it is a big deal
01:50No one's oath, no one's relation
01:56No one's oath, no one's relation
01:58No one's oath, no one's relation
02:00Shoot love
02:02Come on, let's have breakfast
02:04No one's oath, no one's relation
02:06No one's oath, no one's relation
02:08Listen to Biscuit, you will say that he is talking so deeply
02:10He is telling me that even the results of the educational institutions should be made by the election commission
02:14Then in the evening, when you wake up in the morning
02:16No one's oath, no one's relation
02:18No one's oath, no one's relation
02:20Only a woman can make a man a millionaire
02:24The condition is that he should be a millionaire first
02:26No one's oath, no one's relation
02:28No one's oath, no one's relation
02:30Just now during Ramadan, two mosquitoes were talking to each other
02:34They were saying that in Ramadan, whoever's blood is sucked, it tastes like Rooh Afza
02:38No one's oath, no one's relation
02:40No one's oath, no one's relation
02:42You see, so much cheating in love
02:44The boy cheated his girlfriend
02:46The girl cheated her boyfriend in the style of poetry
02:48Either your Facebook gets hacked, your password gets stolen
02:52Either your Facebook gets hacked, your password gets stolen
02:54Either your Facebook gets hacked, your password gets stolen
02:58Your card gets stuck in the ATM
03:00And it's written, sorry
03:06First of all, I want to dedicate a poem to both of them
03:08Which I am saying with a lot of heart
03:10Pillay and Bilal's Kichu Pichu for you
03:12Whatever it is today
03:14But there's a stain in it too
03:16I'll call you the moon, but there's a stain in it too
03:18I'll call you the moon, but there's a stain in it too
03:20I'll call you the sun, but there's a fire in it too
03:22I'll call you a monkey, but there's a brain in it too
03:30You see, a teacher was teaching kids to beg
03:32I said, a teacher is teaching kids to beg?
03:36What is that teacher saying?
03:38He's saying, maybe one of these kids will grow up and become a politician
03:44I remembered this from Mian Bibi
03:46Mian Bibi went to the doctor
03:48And the doctor took out the thermometer
03:50And put it in his mouth in front of his husband
03:52And told him, now you have to be quiet
03:54His wife was quiet
03:56When he took out the thermometer, his husband asked him
03:58Tell me one thing, how much does this machine cost?
04:02You guys will agree with this
04:04In today's time, when a girl calls her friend
04:06And says, listen I need Rs. 20,000
04:08The guy says, send me your phone number, I'll transfer it right now
04:10And when we call our friend and say
04:12I need Rs. 20,000
04:14He says, send me your phone number, I'll transfer it right now
04:20In foreign countries, when you wake up
04:22You hear, have a nice day, good morning
04:24Have a lovely day
04:26And in our country, when you wake up
04:28You hear, fix the juicer
04:30Fix the toilet
04:36You see, the girl said to her mom
04:38Mom, I'm going into depression
04:40Come home before 7
04:46He leaves his house so small
04:48When he comes out of the shower
04:50He bumps into the wall
04:54The situation in Pakistan
04:56If Qaed-e-Azam Mohammad Ali Jinnah was alive
04:58He would have also left for Italy
05:04I say, there is a lot of wealth in knowledge
05:06If you don't believe me
05:08Then ask the school teachers
05:14He is saying to his wife
05:16I don't want to give you a chance to fight
05:18Listen to his wife, I don't want to give you a chance
05:24I have seen this in the match
05:26The leg impact
05:28Hold the ball
05:34The wife stopped the taxi driver
05:36Asked the taxi driver
05:38How much money will you take to go to the airport
05:40He said, 450
05:42If my husband also goes
05:44He said, I will take 450
05:46The wife looked at her husband
05:48And said, you don't even have a rupee
05:52My message is that pray
05:54Always pray to a married man
05:56Because the cry of the oppressed goes to the earth
06:02A thief broke into a house at night
06:04The child opened his eyes
06:06The child said, take the school bag
06:08Otherwise I will make noise
06:12You see, unmarried people are different
06:14Married people are different
06:16A lot of married people's Eid
06:18Is ruined before Eid
06:20You see, wife says to her husband
06:22What gift will you give me on Eid
06:24Husband says, close your eyes
06:26Wife says, what do you see
06:28Husband says, nothing
06:30Understand