Falling for My Divorce Lawyer part 1
Falling for My Divorce Lawyer part 1
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00:00You work too hard.
00:13Why don't you put that down and let me be your doctor?
00:17It reminds me.
00:18I'm going to see a patient in a little bit.
00:19Do you have to?
00:20Oh my god, I just had sex with you last week, give it a rest already.
00:36But I was just trying to- You know, you are so fucking needy.
00:41I should prescribe you something like that.
00:44You know, most men would be happy if their wives had a sex drive.
00:50How many times do I have to tell you?
00:51I'm not your personal sperm bank.
00:55Your mom is breathing down my neck about getting pregnant.
00:57Yeah, well, tell her to fuck off, I don't even want kids.
01:01I forgot, I'm going to get the shot, Jenna.
01:18What the hell is this?
01:22You're sleeping with Ashley?
01:24She's my best friend.
01:25Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, she finally figures it out.
01:28I'm done.
01:29I want a divorce.
01:34We both know that's not possible.
01:42Sweetie, when are you going to come and give up this silly lawyer's gig and run your father's
01:49companies?
01:50It's not a gig, mom.
01:52I run the biggest law firm in the country.
01:55For a few silly million a year, you're chasing pennies, sweetie.
01:59Yeah, well, it's not all about the money.
02:11I should have left that asshole months ago.
02:32You summoned me?
02:33I didn't think you'd come.
02:36Bitch, please.
02:37I'm not afraid of you.
02:39How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
02:42Does it matter?
02:44He doesn't want you, okay?
02:46Get over it.
02:48But we were BFFs, ride or dive, we went to law school together.
02:54We went to law school together.
02:56Yeah, you stole my spot for the scholarship.
03:00So now I'm taking your husband.
03:02Payback's a bitch, isn't it?
03:05Listen, bitch.
03:07Get your hands off of him!
03:09How is he even such an asshole?!
03:12You are literally crazy!
03:14That voice sounds like Ashley.
03:16You slut!
03:17Get that screaming girl out of here.
03:19Oh my god, you're crazy!
03:21What?
03:22FYI, I fucked him before coming here.
03:27Ma'am, let's go.
03:30Excuse me, do you know who I am?
03:33Excuse me, do you know who I am?
03:36I will literally sue the fuck out of you.
04:00Looks like you're having a bad night.
04:02Not interested.
04:05I didn't say I was either.
04:16What's this then?
04:18To us.
04:20And making bad decisions.
04:32Hey!
04:34Hey!
04:36Hey!
04:38Hey!
04:40I'm calling, I gotta take this.
04:42Last call, folks.
04:44Ten minutes.
04:56It declined.
04:59Oh.
05:02You got another card.
05:08Put a drink to my card.
05:14Don't worry, it's on me.
05:17Thank you.
05:19I've had a really bad day.
05:26Someone as beautiful as you
05:28shouldn't have any bad days.
05:31I love you.
05:55I want your eyes on me.
06:01Fuck.
06:13I'm still married.
06:16But not for long.
06:19What the hell is this?
06:21Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
06:22She finally figures it out.
06:24Fuck them.
06:25I want this.
06:31Fuck.
07:01Fuck.
07:17You know, I think I liked you
07:19better without the sheet on.
07:21So do you want breakfast?
07:23I, uh, I can't.
07:27Thanks.
07:31Oh.
07:35Oh my god.
07:37I can't believe I slept with him.
07:39What got into me last night?
07:42Still, that was the best night of my life.
07:47Be strong, woman!
07:49Get rid of Jerry officially.
07:51Then you can have irresistibly hot men
07:53who actually let you finish.
08:01Of course.
08:03I find the perfect girl
08:05and she's married.
08:15God!
08:17Why doesn't my freaking key fit?
08:19I need a shower
08:21and a change out of these clothes.
08:23Oh, stop.
08:25It's so cold.
08:35They have the nerve
08:37to do it in my bed.
08:39I don't like it.
08:41I don't like it.
08:43I don't like it.
08:45I don't like it.
08:47I don't like it.
08:49I don't like it.
08:51They have the nerve
08:53to do it in my bed?
08:55You scumbag.
08:57Wait until the lawyer
08:59sees this.
09:01I'll get everything in the divorce.
09:09Shit, shit!
09:11Did you hear something?
09:13You bitch!
09:15Get back here!
09:21Change the fucking locks.
09:23How'd you break in?
09:25You can't lock me out of my own house.
09:27Oh, fuck I can.
09:29You want a divorce?
09:31Get the fuck out of my house!
09:35You fucking deserve that, bitch!
09:37You fucking deserve that, bitch!
09:45Wait!
09:47Take your stink ass clothes with you.
09:51I'll be here
09:53when you decide to crawl back
09:55and suck my dick.
09:57No!
09:59What?
10:07Is everything all right?
10:09Yeah.
10:11I raised you.
10:13I know when you lie.
10:17Who's the girl?
10:37No.
10:39That can't be right.
10:41What the hell?
10:43I'm completely broke.
10:45That shithead.
10:47He locked me out.
10:51$1.59.
10:53I can't even buy a Happy Meal.
10:55Maybe I'll get a few hundred
10:57at the pawn shop.
11:03Oh my god.
11:05This is embarrassing.
11:07Shit.
11:09Hey.
11:11Hey.
11:13Hey.
11:15Hey.
11:17Hey.
11:19Hey.
11:21Hey.
11:24What?
11:26Hey.
11:28You forgot this.
11:30You know, when you were cheating on your husband.
11:32Oh no, it's not like that.
11:34I can explain.
11:36No?
11:38Look, I don't know what games you're playing,
11:40but count me out.
11:42I don't mess with people's marriages.
11:44I'm not playing any games.
11:46No?
11:48So you're just playing me.
11:50Can you just let me explain?
11:52Maybe you came home late one day
11:54and you decided to go on a wild, erotic adventure.
11:56You know nothing about me.
12:00You know what?
12:02I don't have to explain myself to you.
12:14Oh my god.
12:16You're a lawyer?
12:22Oh.
12:32Sit.
12:38So you want a divorce?
12:40Why?
12:44Things aren't working out.
12:46You gotta do better than that.
12:48I mean, marriage isn't a rental lease.
12:52Getting into a rut isn't a good enough excuse.
12:54I don't need you to
12:56mansplain my marriage to me.
13:00You have no idea
13:02what I've been through.
13:04So fuck you for assuming the worst
13:06just because we spent a night together.
13:08And fuck you for not hearing me out
13:10just because I'm a housewife.
13:12If this is the type of lawyer you are,
13:14I'm better off without you.
13:16Wait.
13:18Look.
13:20I'm sorry, okay?
13:22That was totally unprofessional
13:24and I'm not usually like this.
13:26Look, I just...
13:28Just what?
13:30I just freaked out, okay?
13:32Because...
13:36Because...
13:38Because I thought you were the one.
13:40Look, my point is
13:42just give me another chance, okay?
13:44I was an asshole.
13:46Okay.
13:54My life is falling apart.
13:56My mom
13:58is in the hospital.
14:00My dad offed himself in jail.
14:02And my husband
14:04is cheating on me with my best friend
14:06and that's not even what pushed me over the edge.
14:16Your husband beat you?