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00:00Let's go.
00:24Ms. Archana, life has become so fast today.
00:26Yes.
00:27If you buy a mobile today,
00:28until you understand it,
00:30you get a new updated mobile in the market.
00:33I mean, in today's date, if someone
00:36stays in the show for more than four months,
00:43then it's a big deal.
00:45Look, Ms. Archana,
00:46we are using landlines even in the era of smartphones.
00:49Oh, my God!
00:54Earlier, people used to have so much time.
00:56They used to see someone they know.
00:57They used to say, hi, how are you?
00:58They used to go and ask him how he was doing.
01:00He used to say, I am fine.
01:01I have my parents' blessings and God's grace.
01:02In today's date, people don't have time.
01:04If they see someone they know,
01:05they ask questions from a distance and answer them.
01:07Is everything fine? Yes, I am fine.
01:12Look at cricket.
01:13Earlier, there used to be a test match for five days.
01:16After that, people started getting bored.
01:17Then one day came.
01:18After that, it was 2020.
01:19I think, in the future, the captains will call each other.
01:22Trophy is yours, money is mine.
01:23Let's go.
01:24That's it.
01:28These days, the messenger is on the phone.
01:29You know, in the earlier days..
01:30You know, you belong to the era of dacoits.
01:32Earlier..
01:35Earlier, dacoits used to kidnap people.
01:37One of their men used to go on a horse.
01:39He used to go there, write on a paper
01:41and wrap it on a stone and give a message.
01:44Your son is in our custody, Tarachand.
01:45Come and get him released.
01:46Tarachand used to see that his son is fine.
01:48Why did you break your mother's eye by hitting the stone?
01:55Earlier, it used to take a lot of hard work to give a letter.
01:56First, get the postcard.
01:57Then write it. Then put it in the letter box.
01:59Then a dacoit used to pick it up from there.
02:01Then he used to send it to the city where he had to go.
02:03Then a local dacoit used to come there.
02:05Then he used to give the letter.
02:06After a month, the letter used to reach there.
02:08If they used to give the news of the birth of a child
02:09then the child would be two months old.
02:10Then the letter used to reach there.
02:13These days, the time has changed.
02:15The era of video calls has come.
02:16These days, you just pick up the phone and make a video call.
02:18You can see the man from the front.
02:19And you can see whatever is there with the man.
02:22You can see the man's body.
02:25These days, it's the era of ready-made.
02:27You get everything ready-made.
02:28Earlier, mothers used to do a lot of things.
02:30When the son got married, they used to start knitting sweaters.
02:33And they used to taunt the daughter-in-law all year.
02:36When will you show your face? The sweater is getting completed.
02:37Come on.
02:45The son used to taunt the daughter-in-law.
02:47And the mother used to start knitting.
02:51Sometimes, the children used to be born because of the sweater.
02:54The lady used to say, listen.
02:57The mother's sweater is complete.
02:58It's complete.
03:02The mother used to be so fast.
03:05She used to start the second one when the first one was complete.
03:07The mother has nothing to lose.
03:09She has to start knitting.
03:11The man used to say, the mother is not giving me time.
03:17Kapil, is your mother's sweater complete?
03:27Earlier, it used to take a lot of time to make the Parathas.
03:30First, it took half an hour to knead the dough.
03:32Then, it took 15 minutes to cook it in ghee.
03:34Then, it took 10 minutes to eat it.
03:36So, it used to take an hour in total.
03:37If you look at the dates nowadays..
03:38They are ready. Take them out of the wrappers.
03:40Heat it in two minutes and eat it.
03:42If you eat it in two minutes
03:44then it takes half an hour to take it out.
03:48So, it's the same thing.
03:50Either you give it at the first time or later.
03:53Ms. Archana, there are fast trains nowadays.
03:55But the earlier trains.. When you came to Mumbai..
03:58Right?
03:59The coal train.
04:01Yes, the coal train.
04:01And there were four wooden plates.
04:03If you sat on them, you would lose your patience for a long time.
04:07And they would get printed.
04:10The design would get printed on the back of the person.
04:18After that, when a person used to go to someone's house
04:19people used to say, come and sit here.
04:21He used to say, let me get back into shape first.
04:29Nowadays, a person doesn't have patience.
04:30What used to happen in the earlier times?
04:32Like today's news.
04:33We would get to know the next day.
04:34In today's date, a person would be on his mobile phone.
04:35He would watch all the breaking news on the way.
04:37There was a heavy rain in Mumbai.
04:38After that, he would fall into a pit while studying.
04:41And the news would be read by the person next to him.
04:43A man fell into a pit in Mumbai.
04:45Life has become so fast.
04:46Yes, that's right.
04:50Life has become so fast.
04:51Earlier, people used to make Lassi with their hands.
04:53They used to make Lassi quickly and serve it to someone.
04:54But in today's date..
04:56You won't believe it.
04:57There are many places on the highway
04:58where when it gets very crowded
05:00they make Lassi in the washing machine.
05:02Really?
05:02After that, when a person drinks it, he doesn't understand
05:04that the foam in his mouth
05:06is because of the curd or the washing powder.
05:12Many times, a person would say..
05:14The cream isn't going in.
05:16He would say..
05:17Uncle, it's the kid's fun. Take it out.
05:23Earlier, kids used to be a little slow in life.
05:26Earlier, a guest used to come and say hello.
05:28Hello, uncle.
05:30My name is Ravi.
05:31I study in second class.
05:33I'll tell you everything.
05:34Today's kids don't come in front of the guest.
05:36Their parents call them.
05:38The guest stands and looks at them and runs away.
05:41Their parents call them.
05:42Hey, come back. Say hello to uncle.
05:44Uncle has brought chocolates.
05:45Show it to him first.
05:51Show it to him first.
05:53Even the guest understands
05:54that there's no point in saying hello to him.
05:55No, it's okay.
05:57Shake hands.
05:58Do it like this.
06:00Yes.
06:01He isn't interested in shaking hands.
06:03The guest gets angry.
06:04He says..
06:06Kids these days are like this.
06:08Then the guest takes out his anger
06:10by staring at his mother.
06:15Sorry.
06:18Then the guest takes out his anger
06:19by staring at his mother.
06:20Ma'am, tea for you.
06:31Ma'am, tea for you.
06:39In earlier times, songs were slow.
06:41You're my moon and I'm your moonlight.
06:46One had to look carefully
06:47if the girl was moving.
06:49Then the boy would sing his line.
06:51I'm your love.
06:54I don't know what he did.
06:55He'd keep tying his own sweater.
06:56Yes, like this.
06:57Now songs have become fast.
06:58There are remixes too.
06:59You're my moon and I'm your moonlight.
07:04Everything has become fast.
07:06So much of life has become fast-paced.
07:08I want to see who is fast.
07:10I'll give you a tongue twister.
07:11If you say it.
07:13So, this is a tongue twister.
07:15First, raise your hand. Who will say it?
07:17Ma'am raised her hand.
07:18What's your name, ma'am?
07:21Shruti.
07:22You've said it. Listen carefully.
07:25This is a ripe papaya on a ripe tree.
07:28This is a ripe papaya on a ripe tree.
07:30This is a ripe papaya on a ripe tree.
07:32Will you say it?
07:33This is a ripe papaya on a ripe tree.
07:35This is a ripe papaya on a ripe tree.
07:36Pinku caught the ripe tree.
07:39Pinku caught the ripe papaya.
07:40Let it be. Who will say it?
07:43Will you say it?
07:45Sir, not this one. I can say the other one.
07:48Then shall I make you drink tea instead of the phone?
07:49Is it okay?
07:50It's okay, sir.
07:51Now I'll give you a new one.
07:52A two-line tongue twister. Say it and show it.
07:54On uncle's wide thigh.
07:57On uncle's wide thigh.
08:03On uncle's wide thigh.
08:05On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:10It's easy.
08:12Say it three times fast.
08:14On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:18On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:21On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:24No.
08:28Is there anyone else who can say it faster?
08:30On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:34On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
08:36Yes.
08:40On uncle's wide thigh..
08:43Yes.
08:43No.
08:44You said it once and uncle didn't bite aunt.
08:47Shruti is first.
08:49Shruti is first.
08:50If anyone wants to compete, they can come.
08:53Yes, ma'am.
08:55The windows break because of Khadak Singh's knock.
08:57Which Khadak Singh?
09:00You have to say this.
09:01On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
09:05On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
09:09With its beak.
09:10With its beak.
09:12The rat bit the mouse with its beak.
09:13You have one more chance.
09:14Shruti, try to be funny.
09:16She should stand in the middle.
09:17She should stand on the thigh.
09:19Her beak should die.
09:22Her beak should sit.
09:24On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
09:28Say it three times.
09:30Uncle..
09:39Don't do this.
09:40She said it continuously.
09:42Say it three times.
09:42On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
09:46Three times.
09:48You can't do it again.
09:49Try it. What do you know?
09:50If you can't do it, you can't do it.
09:52Say it once more.
09:53You are not getting an electric bill. Say it once more.
09:57On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:02Okay.
10:02I want to call him.
10:04He is hooting at others.
10:05Give him the mic.
10:07He has red hair.
10:08Why are you serious? Why did you lose your colour?
10:10Come on, say it.
10:11On uncle's wide thigh..
10:14Yes.
10:15On uncle's wide thigh, the mouse..
10:23On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:27On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:31On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:34On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:38On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:41On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:45On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.
10:48On uncle's wide thigh, the rat bit the mouse with its beak.