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00:00On top of old horror hill, in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Cook were in their monstrous glory.
00:13Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce.
00:18When the stirring's done, may I lick the spoon?
00:21Of course! Ha! Ha! Of course!
00:23Now for the tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch.
00:28For without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy me!
00:32Oops, too much! Better hold your breath, it's starting to tick.
00:35Better hold my hand, I'm feeling sick!
00:38Hello, Dad!
00:39What have I done?
00:41I'm Milton, your Brian Newsome!
00:46Count Cook, come quick!
00:48Weirdo the genius has finally found a way to get rid of Milton the monster.
00:53Do you really feel we should get rid of Milton?
00:56Of course! Not only is he eating me out of house and dungeon, he hasn't done one destructive thing since I made him.
01:02Look what he did to the torture chamber.
01:05A gin slug cover?
01:07All right, but let's see how he did on today's errand.
01:10I sent him to the swamp to bring back a wild alligator for dinner.
01:13Here he comes now.
01:19What are you doing?
01:20Packing his bags.
01:22So he didn't bring back an alligator for dinner?
01:24Oh yes, he did.
01:27So what was your way to get rid of him?
01:29I'll rattle him off. I'll do a magic show.
01:32I'll invite the townspeople free and give Milton away.
01:35I'll rattle him off. I'll do a magic show.
01:37I'll invite the townspeople free and give Milton away as a door prize.
01:42Brilliant idea, Professor Weirdo. There's only one thing wrong with it.
01:46What's that?
01:48I didn't think of it.
01:50Hurry, hurry, hurry folks! Step right up for Professor Weirdo's magic show.
01:56Take your tickets for the door prize as you enter.
01:59Let's get started. I'm in a hurry to get rid of Milton.
02:04Now for my first trick, I shall make my assistant Count Cook disappear.
02:09Abracadabra.
02:11I told you you should have dug the hole deeper.
02:14So much for that trick.
02:16Now for the door prize.
02:18Here is the door prize folks, a genuine handmade monster.
02:23Now for the lucky number.
02:25Count Cook, will you reach into the fishbowl?
02:28Not that bowl you dug.
02:33The door prize goes to number 333.
02:36Who's got the winning number 333?
02:39Somebody has to have the number 333.
02:42Who's got it?
02:48Here, saw me in half.
02:55Count Cook, we're sure to get rid of Milton.
02:58I put an ad in the Monster Gazette.
03:02Milton the Monster for sale.
03:04Just what I need.
03:09What happened?
03:10Our protection record ain't working so good boss.
03:12With guys like Sam the Smuggler and Diamond Simon, we need protection.
03:17Our problems are solved.
03:19I'm buying a monster to do our collecting.
03:21And with him on the job, I, Hector the Protector, will be the biggest man in town.
03:31Where am I going?
03:32On a vacation.
03:49That must be my monster.
03:52Go right in.
03:56I'm Milton.
03:59Now you got it?
04:00You go to these addresses and just say that Hector the Protector sent you.
04:04Yes, Mr. Protector.
04:16Come in.
04:17Hector the Protector sent me.
04:19He said you have something for him.
04:21Well, suppose we give it to you and you give it to him.
04:24Oh, that'll be fine.
04:26Just let me have it.
04:31Oh, you better have that sailing fax.
04:35Did you take it off?
04:39Hector the Protector sent me.
04:41Do what you want to me. I'm broke.
04:43The hijacking business is finished.
04:45Everything today is automation.
04:47Oh, don't cry.
04:49Here, I have lots of money.
04:55Did you get the money?
04:56Yes.
04:57Where is it?
04:58I knew you wouldn't mind.
04:59I gave it to hijack Harry.
05:01Did I pay 500 bucks for this?
05:09We'll teach that weirdo to play games with us.
05:17Oh, the Professor likes games.
05:20At last. Weirdo the Genius will be free of Milton forever.
05:24I'm going to ship this crate to the ends of the Earth.
05:26With me in it.
05:29THE END