• 6 months ago
Buckle up for a big gay comedy ride with comedian Rachel Scanlon in this special for some unbridled fun. Ray unpacks the | dG1fa3dHMHJsYnZZM3c
Transcript
00:00I'm a soft butch lesbian.
00:07The most masculine dykes that I know.
00:11Always have the most feminine names.
00:13Hey bro, what's your name?
00:15And they go, Lillian.
00:17During long runs, I just imagine groups of women watching me run.
00:23Where are you from for real?
00:30Rochester.
00:31Rochester, Minnesota?
00:32Okay, and you know what the MOA is?
00:34Guards, get this liar out of here.
00:40I go to sleep now, instead of thinking about girls,
00:42I really just think about like,
00:44someday, somewhere, someone will catch me reading a book.
00:50And my mom just goes,
00:52Say, how does scissoring work anyways?
01:00Thankfully, there was somebody in the car willing to answer that question.
01:04You better believe it was my dad, right?

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