This time the celebs watched: Top of The Pops 1992, the Nevermets, Beat the Chasers, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe
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00:00Why have you mummified your hand anyway?
00:01I haven't mummified it, I had to have surgery on it, I had a little bit of an injury.
00:05Alright, and I've got it sorted out, that's all.
00:07Did you burn, you burnt yourself on the iron?
00:08Did I burn myself on the iron? I was boxing.
00:12Yeah, of course you was.
00:14I was boxing.
00:15It's suspicious activity, that's what it is.
00:16What do you think I'm ironing with? A barbecue? How have I done that on an iron?
00:23Oh, mate.
00:25That's why I keep shouting out, where are the men?
00:27No, no.
00:29He's a one-man planet destroyer.
00:31Bosh.
00:33Look, look, look.
00:33No, I'm not watching.
00:35Oh, he's collapsed.
00:39You just wouldn't bother cleaning your clothes, would you?
00:41If you say what you see, if you see it, say it.
00:43I think that's an American thing though.
00:46Oh, I say, there's some bosoms there.
00:48Not half.
00:49Would you say you've shouted at Teddy?
00:50Only when I'm watching West End.
00:52In the week Prince William shook it off with Taylor Swift at Wembley,
00:57we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:00It was all about keeping the noise down on Paramount Plus.
01:13They have to do everything so quietly, don't they?
01:15I do think though, sometimes, like, I love my other half,
01:18but I wouldn't mind a bit of peace and quiet like this.
01:20Yeah, too true, to be honest.
01:21I love quietness as well.
01:23You in your own mind, thinking really silently, like zen, you know.
01:30Like that.
01:31I mean, if you took away the fact that you got killed by aliens.
01:34Yeah.
01:34I wouldn't mind a peace and quiet.
01:36There were more out there interiors on Channel 4.
01:40Hey, this is the most extraordinary house.
01:44Oh, wow.
01:45But it's the small things, like, do you have a normal silver bin?
01:49Like, because, like, you know, like, your house is that extraordinary.
01:52But your kitchen, like, do you know what I mean?
01:54Have you got air fryer, babes?
01:57And we were rocking out on BBC4 as it took us back to the 90s.
02:08Do you remember Bross?
02:10I was a Brossette.
02:11I had a...
02:14I was a troll, so I started a fan club,
02:18but an anti-fan club called the Bross Busters, right?
02:21And I had an entire shed full of, like...
02:23And I used to write hate mail to Bross,
02:26because I thought they were so bad.
02:28This, I would have been tense.
02:29This is off-brand for you.
02:31You're such a lovely person.
02:32Yeah, but I just didn't like their music.
02:34I was offended by it, babe.
02:35God.
02:35In a shed?
02:36In a shed.
02:37My next-door neighbour's shed.
02:46I've got my fat arms out with my bingo wings,
02:49but you know what?
02:49I don't care anymore.
02:51Well, you won't do, because you're not that old.
02:53I am, I'm not old.
02:54No, you're not old, old.
02:56You're just old.
03:00What are you, then?
03:00I'm old, old.
03:02I'm nearly old, old, old.
03:05I wouldn't...
03:05I'll tell you what happened to me the other day.
03:08Go on.
03:09I went to...
03:09It was so embarrassing.
03:11I let one go in post office queue.
03:13No!
03:13I did.
03:14You didn't.
03:15I did.
03:15Stop it.
03:16I did.
03:16And the worst of it was, I didn't even know
03:19we were going to arrive.
03:21That's old, old.
03:23Old.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:24So that's what you've got to look for.
03:26Is that what happens, though, when you get older?
03:28That's what happened to me.
03:29Fortunately, it wasn't our post office.
03:31Thank goodness for that.
03:33On Friday night, we were all trying to beat the biggest brains again on ITV1.
03:38Here we go, my darling.
03:40Here we go.
03:41I get every question right.
03:42No, you don't.
03:43Do you like quizzes?
03:44Do you know what?
03:44I don't like quizzes.
03:47No, I do like quizzes.
03:48I don't think I'm very good at them, because I don't know a lot of answers.
03:51But I listen to them.
03:52You even answered that question wrong at the beginning.
03:54No, I didn't.
03:54And then corrected yourself.
03:55Yeah, that's true.
04:01Which one of the chasers do you think you could beat?
04:03I could beat them all.
04:06I'm competitive.
04:07I know this programme.
04:08Go on.
04:08It's the one where you've got to get across country without being caught,
04:13so you know your final destination, and you've got a big firm chasing after you.
04:18Yeah, that's not this one.
04:20That isn't this one, no.
04:21No, it's sort of...
04:24Well, it's not even similar.
04:25Is it not?
04:26No, no.
04:27Hello, and welcome to Beat the Chasers.
04:30Bradley, come on.
04:31Let's get cracking.
04:32Please join me, Gareth from Cardiff.
04:35Where's Gareth?
04:36That's some shirt.
04:37Did you go on holiday with him?
04:38Might have done.
04:39OK, Gareth, welcome to the show.
04:40What do you do for a living?
04:41I work in IT.
04:42I used to work in IT.
04:43Come on, Gareth.
04:44Did you work in IT, Gareth?
04:45Yeah.
04:46What did you do?
04:47IT.
04:49So, IT administrator, so I answer the phones in the university.
04:52When you look like that, it's gutting that he just picks up the phone to chat.
04:55You at least want a FaceTime call.
04:57Here's your first question.
04:58Do that.
04:59Come on.
05:00Come on.
05:01Which of these is not a term for fruit cooked in sugar?
05:05Multiple choice.
05:06Wait.
05:07Is it A, conserve, B...
05:10Horse, horse de-overing.
05:12...hors d'oeuvre.
05:13I don't think we pronounce it right.
05:15No, I'm definitely not pronouncing it right.
05:18Or C, preserve.
05:20B.
05:20What do you think?
05:21Is it an hors d'oeuvre?
05:23It is an hors d'oeuvre.
05:24I'm going to go B, hors d'oeuvre.
05:26Good lad.
05:27Is that the right answer?
05:29Yes.
05:30Yay!
05:31£1,000 for that.
05:32£1,000.
05:33He can face the chasers now.
05:34Brilliant.
05:35Having made it through the first round,
05:37Gareth decided to take on four chasers for some big money.
05:42£25,000, four chasers.
05:44I wish you luck.
05:45Would you take them on?
05:46All four for £25,000?
05:47You'd definitely do that?
05:48I'd give it a go.
05:48What are you on there for?
05:49You've got to give it a go.
05:50I'd take them all on.
05:51Fuck them.
05:51Would you?
05:52Yeah, I'd take a lot of them on.
05:53Let's see if you can beat those chasers.
05:56Here we go.
05:58This is like gladiators.
06:00A bit.
06:00It's gladiators of the mind.
06:04Right, come on, Gareth.
06:05Come on, mullet man.
06:06Your clock will start counting down when I ask you the first question.
06:09Get it right, your clock will stop.
06:11You know when you play a board game with the kids
06:12and they try and describe the rules.
06:14Yeah.
06:15And you're like, let's just start playing.
06:17Let's just play.
06:18I come back to you when your clock starts again and so on and so forth.
06:21Get a question wrong, I stay with you until you get a question right.
06:24That was T's and C's.
06:25That was small print.
06:26That was small print.
06:27Remember I did the wall?
06:28Oh yeah, we bought it.
06:29And then I bought the game.
06:30I didn't understand the fucking rules.
06:31I was the host.
06:32And I was reading it going, I don't understand.
06:34What the fuck is this?
06:34Oh, I remember that.
06:35I remember that.
06:36It didn't work.
06:37It didn't work.
06:37Although you could go out and buy the wall still because
06:40I do get a little percentage.
06:41Gareth, are you ready?
06:42I am.
06:43Come on, you can beat them.
06:44He can.
06:45Your clock starts counting down now.
06:48In what decade were the Rolling Stones formed?
06:5060s.
06:5060s.
06:5160s.
06:52Correct.
06:52Straight in.
06:53Straight in.
06:54Chasers, what form of transport is the Welsh Highland Heritage?
06:57What?
06:57Trains.
06:59Airplane.
06:59Journey.
07:00Train.
07:00Correct.
07:03How do you think that quickly?
07:04You can't.
07:04Gareth, in what month is the first day of spring?
07:06That's March, isn't it?
07:08March.
07:10March.
07:10Correct.
07:12Not now, it's climate change.
07:13Everything's fucked.
07:14Chasers, what footwear is sometimes abbreviated to wellies?
07:17Wellington boots.
07:19Wellington boots.
07:20Jenny.
07:21Wellington boots.
07:22Correct.
07:22Yes.
07:23I've got me wellies ready for class still.
07:25Yes.
07:25Gareth, who became emperor of Japan in 1989?
07:28Fucking hell.
07:28How do you know that?
07:29Pass.
07:30Akihito.
07:31No, Gareth, come on!
07:32Oh, first slip-up.
07:33What's the 12th and last sign of the zodiac?
07:35Pisces, isn't it?
07:36Is it?
07:37Yeah, yeah.
07:37Pass.
07:38Pisces.
07:38Oh, I'm on Pisces.
07:40Who created the fictional character Bill Sykes?
07:42Oliver.
07:43It was in Oliver.
07:44Oh, Dickens.
07:45Dickens.
07:45Charles Dickens.
07:47Pass.
07:47Charles Dickens.
07:48Gareth!
07:49In Greek myth, what creature was Chiron?
07:52Pass.
07:52Centaur.
07:53Gareth!
07:54Just try anything!
07:56I can't hear the questions!
07:57Sorry, fine.
07:59Sorry, sorry.
08:00I don't understand.
08:01The last thing I heard was Japanese emperor.
08:03In the song, what's the occupation of Old MacDonald?
08:05Farm.
08:06Farmer.
08:06Had a farm.
08:07E-I-E-I-O.
08:07Had a farmer.
08:09A farmer.
08:09Correct.
08:10Oh, we've done it. Come on, Gareth.
08:11We had to go to nursery rhymes to get it.
08:14Gareth, who became leader of the Conservative Party in 1975?
08:16Oh, this is tense.
08:18Margaret Thatcher.
08:18Margaret Thatcher.
08:19Heath.
08:20Margaret Thatcher.
08:20Correct.
08:21Come on, Gareth.
08:22Oh, come on!
08:24So close.
08:25Suraj Sharma played the title role in what Ang Lee film?
08:29Life of Pi.
08:30Pass.
08:31Life of Pi.
08:32How many legs does a scorpion have?
08:34Eight.
08:34Eight.
08:35Correct.
08:37Yes, come on, Gareth!
08:38Chasers, what famous opera house is located on Port Jackson Harbour?
08:41Sydney.
08:42Jenny.
08:43Sydney Opera House.
08:43Correct.
08:44No.
08:463-3.
08:46Gareth, the Will Trent series of novels are by which author?
08:50Time's running out, mate.
08:51Time's running out.
08:52Come on.
08:53That is Karen Slaughter.
08:55No!
08:59Oh, he was so close.
09:00Shit.
09:03You see, when I play it without you, I get everything correct.
09:07You got, like, about two correct there.
09:09Shut up, Phoenix.
09:10So what's happened now?
09:11He's going to go back to Benidorm with you.
09:16In Manchester...
09:18You know how we've been trying to get a bit fit and that?
09:20Yeah.
09:20I've brought you the latest aid in fitness.
09:24What's that?
09:25It is called an arm blaster.
09:27Shaun and Bess.
09:29Get them.
09:30Right.
09:31Right.
09:31And then?
09:32Go like that.
09:33What, like?
09:34Like that.
09:35Oh, like that?
09:36Go on.
09:37Oh, look at Timo.
09:40They don't call you the Terminator for nothing.
09:42Look at that.
09:45Arnie, step down, mate.
09:48You know what?
09:50You know what?
09:51Honestly, Arnie better watch out.
09:54Arnie?
09:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:56The real Terminator's here.
10:01On Wednesday night, we boldly went where we've never been before on Sky History.
10:06You're going to have to hoover this couch when we're done, by the way.
10:08That's fine.
10:08I've made an absolute mess.
10:10That's fine.
10:10Don't worry.
10:11I'm just sat here in crisp crumbs.
10:14There's some shit that's happened in this world that's never been explained.
10:18That fucking winds me up.
10:20Jellyfish.
10:21What do you think jellyfish are?
10:22Jellyfish?
10:23Nope.
10:24Jellyfish are definitely aliens.
10:26Jellyfish, jellyfish are aliens.
10:28They come in on like some space rock or something.
10:31What?
10:31Jellyfish are not...
10:32They're not from our planet.
10:34They are.
10:34Humans have been traveling through space for more than 60 years.
10:37Who's that?
10:38Is that William Shatner?
10:39Man like William Shatner, you know?
10:41Star Trek, come on.
10:43Oh, I love him.
10:44Who is it?
10:45Dr. Spock.
10:47No, it's not Dr. Spock.
10:51During that time, we put Ben on the moon.
10:52Do you believe we went to the moon?
10:54Yes.
10:55I don't.
10:56Will we be able to send astronauts to the far reaches of the universe?
11:00We've been there.
11:01Oh, man, the universe is too big, bro.
11:03And when we arrive on these strange new worlds, will that make us alien earthlings?
11:11Well, will it?
11:13Good question, Bill.
11:14Yeah, true.
11:15Oh, yeah.
11:16Yeah, never thought of that.
11:17Well, that is what we'll try and find out.
11:19We're gonna find out.
11:20I don't wanna know.
11:21There's gotta be life out there somewhere, isn't there?
11:24There's life, but isn't it like...
11:26Not as we know it, Jim.
11:27You're an unexplained mystery of the universe.
11:29Come on.
11:30This is what we like, being here.
11:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:32We like a good mystery of the universe.
11:34It's inspiring to think that in the near future,
11:37we might be able to not just survive, but actually thrive on other planets.
11:41I don't thrive on this planet, so...
11:45But what if we are not the only ones living there?
11:48You've always said this.
11:49Yeah, William Shatner, I was one step ahead of you already.
11:52Imagine if there was, like, climate change.
11:53You basically land. There's another you there.
11:55Oh my God, that is so creepy.
11:57So that means there'll be four Danny Dyers.
11:58Yeah, imagine.
11:59I don't think the world needs that, darling.
12:01How will we talk to an advanced intellectual alien civilization?
12:05Or could we even do that, duh, through dogs?
12:10The universal language.
12:13Like you do on your holidays.
12:14Get a drink.
12:16Then we get the bill.
12:17Yeah.
12:18And then we get the bill.
12:19And then we get the bill.
12:20And then we get the bill.
12:21And then we get the bill.
12:22Yeah.
12:26OK.
12:28The concept is difficult because we don't know what aliens are going to look like.
12:32Of course we fucking know.
12:34Carl Sagan and Frank Drake came up with one potential solution.
12:38I love a chunky knit on a scientist.
12:40Yeah, he looks fantastic.
12:41For how to establish some form of communication with extraterrestrials.
12:46Oh wow, look at that.
12:47Is that it?
12:48They designed a small aluminum plaque that was attached to NASA's Pioneer 10 probe
12:53and sent into space.
12:55They basically sat down, done a little drawing.
12:58And gone, hey, this is what we look like naked.
13:00Exactly.
13:00Come and visit.
13:02On this plaque, there is a drawing of an adult man and an adult woman
13:05to kind of show average height.
13:08That's easy above average, isn't it, surely?
13:11Please, is that?
13:13This is what, 1970s?
13:15She'd have a full bush.
13:16Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:20There is a map of where you can find the Earth in the solar system.
13:24Oh wow, so if someone ever bumps into that in space, they know where we are.
13:27This is what I'm talking about.
13:28And then in 20 years time, they'll be like,
13:30oh, we don't know how they found us.
13:32We don't know what happened.
13:32You gave them a map.
13:33Yeah.
13:34That looks like tube stops.
13:36Literally, then when we get invaded and they take over the Earth, it's your fault.
13:41And they expect us all to be naked and waving at them.
13:43But since the 1970s, the thinking around this question has dramatically changed.
13:48Dramatically changed.
13:50Our first encounter might not be friendly.
13:53Yeah, then maybe they won't like us.
13:55Or might Earthlings and aliens be able to peacefully communicate and coexist?
14:01Building a language to communicate with estres...
14:05Oh my God, estre...
14:07Extraterrestrial.
14:09Even I can read that.
14:11For the moment, the more pressing question is whether humanity
14:14will choose to dedicate the vast amount of resources it will take
14:19to live on other worlds.
14:23I want to go.
14:24Space is the place to be now.
14:26It's going to be the new Marbella.
14:27Everyone's going to want to go there, yeah?
14:28Someone's going to have to get on a spaceship and spend
14:31five years or six years going in one direction.
14:35Who's got that much time?
14:36Well, you know, wait till the kids grow up.
14:38We're going to have loads of time on our hands.
14:40When the kids grow up and leave home, if you think I'm coming to the moon with you
14:44on a five-year trip, you've got to be absolutely joking.
14:48When the kids grow up, I'm going to the moon to get away from you.
14:51You're off your head.
14:52That sounds good.
15:00In South London...
15:01What's the most middle-class thing you do now?
15:05And I get one of the scan guns.
15:06Oh, no, you don't.
15:08You get the scan gun.
15:10Good friends Mo and Babatunde...
15:13It is the best experience you will have, bruv.
15:17When you're shopping, you can beep your items.
15:20I take my own bags, yeah?
15:23So I put it all in my bag.
15:24I've got my freezer bag for the cold stuff.
15:27My other bag for the stuff I put in the colours.
15:29Oh, you've got the cold bag with you.
15:30Yeah, I've got the giant free, bruv.
15:33And I go, beep, and he goes, bee-doom.
15:34I put it in, beep, he did, bee-doom.
15:37Let me tell you something.
15:38Nothing feels better than scanning my own things.
15:42And sometimes I'm like, oh, no, I don't want that, bee-doom.
15:46And I put it back, hey, bruv.
15:48On Thursday night, Channel 4 opened the front doors
15:52to some of the UK's most interesting homes.
16:00Come and have a seat, lad.
16:01Fruit for you, good sir.
16:03Thank you.
16:04Sorry.
16:07I hit your arm, I didn't hit your hand.
16:08You should just be a bit careful.
16:09You need to be careful, I did.
16:11I love programmes like this,
16:12because I really like nosing in other people's houses.
16:15Oh, I know.
16:15It's great.
16:19Whoa!
16:20Oh, wow.
16:22Hang on, where are my sunglasses?
16:23Oh, my God.
16:23I am about to take you on a celebratory frolic.
16:26It's Lawrence the Wearing Boy.
16:29It's strangely cool these days.
16:31Back in the day, I thought it was really corny.
16:32Through the outrageous homes of proud-to-be-different homeowners.
16:37Oh, so they're all different.
16:38They've done Nazi shit with their gaffs.
16:40Which I like.
16:40You go into a lot of houses right now and it's boring.
16:44At least they're creative.
16:46Do you know what?
16:46I like it for them.
16:53Okay, right.
16:55You mean like when me and you used to live together,
16:57we used to wash up in the bath?
16:59I mean, mine's pretty outrageous.
17:01Like, it's tasteful.
17:02Yeah, yeah.
17:03But I've got an underground station.
17:05Yeah, but you ain't painted it like that.
17:07I ain't painted it pink.
17:07I've got, I've built an underground station.
17:09I mean, the train can't come in.
17:10Not yet.
17:13This is Jane.
17:15Oh, hello.
17:16Where's Tarzan?
17:17Oh, yeah.
17:17She's wearing leopard print.
17:19Yeah, there you go.
17:20Why leopard print?
17:21I've always wanted to ask you that.
17:22Why leopard print?
17:22Because I'm addicted to it.
17:23All the colours that are in the world.
17:25Because I saw Bette Lynch on Coronation Street when I was younger.
17:28She was wearing leopard print.
17:30I thought, oh God, one day I'm going to have everything leopard print.
17:33And I did.
17:33And you did.
17:34She's a taxi-dummist who grew up in Southend.
17:36She's a what?
17:37Taxi driver.
17:38Taxi-dummist.
17:41If someone says, I'm a taxi-dummist, I'm like, all right,
17:43you're good with money and counting and that.
17:44That's what I thought it was, bruv.
17:47But they call it taxi-dummist, bruv,
17:48where they stop the animals and make them look like they're still here.
17:54Oh my, I can't.
17:55She's got dead animals everywhere.
17:56I knew it.
17:57Oh, this is a weird house.
17:58Yeah, this is not for me.
18:00Welcome to the medieval Holden.
18:06Wow, that's intense, isn't it?
18:08It's really intense, Denise.
18:09It's really intense.
18:10I quite like it.
18:12Oh, you couldn't live in that, should you?
18:13I don't want to live in it, but I quite like it.
18:15I think it's quite, she's done it quite tasteful.
18:18Let's start with where do you get bits of church from a church?
18:23We've got bits of old church in our house.
18:25Yeah.
18:25You know, I just bought like a church pew, really,
18:29which is like a bench from a church.
18:31And I also bought like a confession, confession booth.
18:35You better be in there every Friday.
18:37For me, it's the ceiling that's the star.
18:40That is actually great.
18:41I love that.
18:42You can have a ceiling or you can have a ceiling.
18:44I've never even thought about ceilings.
18:47Well, they're neglected, aren't they?
18:50Definitely neglected, yeah.
18:54I think it's taking a slightly darker turn, Jane.
18:57Look at the skull.
18:58Look at the golden skull on the stairs.
19:00No, I wouldn't have that.
19:01No, Jane, you've gone too far.
19:02I'm not a skeleton.
19:03No.
19:04Your uncle Spencer loves skulls, doesn't he?
19:06Yeah.
19:06You are now forewarning me that as we go up the stairs, we get darker.
19:11Oh my God, it gets darker than that.
19:13I'm into the chapel bone room.
19:15Right.
19:15The chapel bone room.
19:17She said bone room.
19:18I think so.
19:23She's got like a lot of statues of Jesus in the house.
19:26I'm sure Jesus doesn't want to be in this room.
19:29Do you get what I'm trying to say?
19:30It's like, what am I doing here, bro?
19:33I'm the son of God.
19:35Imagine seeing this on Rightmove.
19:38Imagine seeing this on Rightmove.
19:38Imagine booking a viewing for that.
19:40Beautiful three-bed-end terrace with death.
19:43It's like, whoa.
19:45When I was sick of renovation.
19:46Yeah, I don't think you'll ever do all this again.
19:48No, I've got to keep it very, very simple now.
19:49That's what Mummy said the other day.
19:50She was like, oh, we might sell it.
19:51I thought you can't do 18 months of work and then sell it.
19:54She's off her fucking head to bed, honestly.
19:56I don't understand why you go for a year and a half of renovation
20:00and then get your ass how you want it
20:02and then sell it to some other fucker.
20:05Perfect.
20:08In North London...
20:10The tortoises both came out of their hutch really fast,
20:12one chasing the other.
20:13Yeah.
20:14And then one mounted the other.
20:17Yeah.
20:17And I was like, how does he get anything under the shell?
20:20I know.
20:21Good friends, Annie and Sarah.
20:23But then the other one was running away,
20:24so he ran after her and started ramming her shell with his head.
20:27Yeah.
20:27And you could hear the big bop of the...
20:29He's quite persistent.
20:30We had to put a plaster on the back of her shell
20:32because he nearly wore it through.
20:34What?
20:35I know.
20:37Look, she's a sassy tortoise.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:39He's into her.
20:39But she's not into him.
20:41On Friday night, we enjoyed another blast from the past on BBC4.
20:46Top of the pops, my genre.
20:501992, let's go.
20:53You probably can't remember the 90s, babe, can you?
20:55Took the words right out of my mouth.
21:01Yes, it's the old intro.
21:03It's the old intro.
21:04I freaking love this.
21:06Bro, oh, my God, I used to love Top of the Pops.
21:08Are you mental?
21:09You've never even seen this, have you?
21:11Never.
21:11Have you even heard of it?
21:13Never.
21:13Do you know what the Top of the Pops is?
21:15No.
21:19Top of the Pops is the thing.
21:21It was...
21:22It meant everything to us.
21:24I'm going to educate you on what Top of the Pops was like.
21:27It was my everything.
21:28Top of the Pops was like, it was my everything.
21:30It was everybody's everything.
21:32These next lads will last on Top of the Pops just two weeks ago...
21:35Who is it?
21:36Is that Take That?
21:37..number 16.
21:37They've gone up to number 18.
21:38Then Take That!
21:40Oh, my God, yes!
21:42Take That, yes!
21:44Come on, boys.
21:45We loved Take That.
21:46I loved Take That.
21:54Oh, I love this song.
21:55Fucking hell.
21:56Fall in love.
21:58Takes a minute, girl.
22:00What a minute to fall in love.
22:03Shit!
22:03Fall in love.
22:05Big man, it only takes one minute.
22:10I love this.
22:12Oh.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:13We looked up to these guys.
22:14We still do.
22:15The Spice Girls looked up to these boys.
22:18Will you take that or are you 17?
22:19I was much more Take That.
22:21You can't be!
22:22No, I love Take That.
22:23He's 17 and miles better.
22:29We're throwing this one away.
22:31Wow.
22:32Look at Gary dancing there.
22:34Look at that.
22:35Go, Gary.
22:36Was Gary Barlow just a singer and then he just had backing dancers?
22:38No, he wrote it all.
22:40He's the clever...
22:41He's the one who's got all the readies.
22:43The rest of them are fucking skin.
22:45If you get a flu attack,
22:48for 30 days you're on your back.
22:51They're so boy band.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Look at that.
22:56They're just lads, aren't they?
22:57They just look like the lads that are on the street.
23:00You know what I mean?
23:06Baby.
23:10How's that one, B?
23:11Yeah.
23:21Yeah, nice.
23:26Them man, look at the moves, bruv.
23:27Them man are kicking and...
23:28They must have got so tired, man.
23:30Tired after this is a workout, bruv.
23:32My mum, who's 81, went to go and see Take That recently
23:35and I said, how was it?
23:35And she said, well, they're getting on a bit.
23:37I mean, you would never have known
23:38I was going to go on to do what they've achieved.
23:40No, they've smashed it, Take That.
23:42Early top of the pop, she'd have thought,
23:43oh, these won't last fucking five minutes,
23:45this little mob here.
23:46It's one that takes a minute, girl.
23:48One that takes a minute, girl.
23:50Darling, let's...
23:50That's bollocks.
23:51That's bollocks.
23:52Doesn't take a minute to fall in love, does it?
23:54One that takes a minute, girl.
23:56One that takes a minute, girl.
23:58Sing that, bruv.
23:59Hit it.
24:01Isn't it such feel-good music?
24:04I mean, I hated this back in 1992.
24:07Did you?
24:08Oh, yeah.
24:15Gary clearly just couldn't bother to learn the choreography.
24:18I'm going to do Gary's moves.
24:20Yeah.
24:21I love Gary's, like,
24:22I'm not going to kneel on the floor and thrust.
24:24I'm a songwriter.
24:30Great song from Take That, this week at number eight.
24:32They've not finished yet.
24:33They're still going.
24:34Who's he?
24:35Great song from Take That.
24:36We've not really got time for the full three minutes.
24:38You know what?
24:38The only thing what they didn't have?
24:41Go on.
24:41Me with the maracas.
24:43Well, maracas, yeah.
24:45All they needed was a maraca man and they would have smashed it.
24:481992.
24:52You weren't born.
24:53I wasn't born.
24:55I was eight.
24:58Raving homosexual after watching that.
25:02And also a bit sexist.
25:03You know, it only takes a minute girl to fall in love.
25:06No, it only takes a minute girl.
25:08It only takes a minute to fall in love.
25:12To fall in love.
25:13No, I don't think it's...
25:14No, actually, it doesn't.
25:15It only takes a minute girl.
25:17You know, it's all a bit imposing and a bit sort of like,
25:19it will take a minute and you'll do as you're fucking told.
25:21I like it.
25:22Shame on Gary Barlow.
25:30In Leeds...
25:31Who's...
25:32Oh, it's...
25:33Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
25:37Who?
25:37Me?
25:38Or...
25:40Simple Simon, Simon.
25:42What's that one?
25:43Melanie and her daughter, Phoenix.
25:46Yeah.
25:48Sailor went to sea, sea, sea.
25:50So...
25:51Sailor went to sea, sea, sea.
25:53To see what he could see, see, see.
25:55And all he could see, see, see.
25:57Was the bottom of the deep pool.
26:02This week, Netflix had us in a bidding frenzy
26:06with the king of collectibles.
26:08You're so brown.
26:09You're really jealous, aren't you?
26:10I remember this from years ago.
26:12We used to come back on holiday and we'd always go like that.
26:14You've outturned me.
26:15You hate that.
26:15Oh, I love this.
26:17This is a bit of you.
26:19Do you collect anything?
26:20Have you got a collection?
26:22I collect teapots, remember?
26:23Golden Auctions is the world's largest collectible marketplace.
26:30This is the sort of stuff you like, isn't it?
26:31This is my fucking shit, innit?
26:33We find the greatest collectibles in the world.
26:36There's so much of this stuff that I had as a kid.
26:39What, handcuffs and a hat?
26:45King of collectibles.
26:47The golden touch, the golden.
26:50That's his name, isn't it?
26:50It's a pun.
26:52I asked Henry and his family to meet with me.
26:54Henry found the most coveted sticker from the 2022 World Cup collection.
26:58It's a sticker, Sue.
26:592022?
27:01Yeah.
27:01That doesn't seem very old.
27:02It's a sticker as well.
27:04Yeah.
27:04I used to collect stickers.
27:05What stickers did you collect?
27:06Just anything, like literally obsessed with stickers.
27:09I had a blue folder full of stickers.
27:11Just random stickers?
27:12Just random stickers, like any sticker.
27:14And do you know what?
27:16I went to the dentist two months ago and do you know what I asked for?
27:18A sticker.
27:21Yeah?
27:22Yeah, I did, yeah.
27:22Was you nodding?
27:23Yeah, I did nod.
27:25Every year, Panini releases a World Cup sticker album with a blank space for each player.
27:30Collectors are searching for these World Cup sticker inserts
27:32that are very similar to sports cards trying to fill up that album.
27:35Oh, this used to be everything.
27:38I used to love this as a kid.
27:40Your boys must have them.
27:42We do.
27:42We used to have them for the Euros this year.
27:44All the time.
27:45In some cases, these stickers are worth just as much, if not more.
27:48Than typical sports cards.
27:49Are stickers really worth that much?
27:52Yeah, if they're rare enough, yeah.
27:53It's gonna be messy.
27:54It's gonna be like shiny messy.
27:56Wow.
27:57To hear about this card.
27:58How are you?
27:59To know so many people were chasing it and to now see it in person.
28:02Oh, wow.
28:04Oh, man.
28:05Amazing.
28:05Do you know who Lionel Messi is?
28:07No.
28:07He's a footballer.
28:08Oh, really?
28:09Yes.
28:10Absolutely beautiful.
28:12It's a big time deal.
28:13Why?
28:14Because it's rare because they won the World Cup.
28:17And he was the governor when he won it for them.
28:18Yeah.
28:19How much do you think this will cost?
28:20That's the million dollar question right there.
28:21Oh, here we go.
28:22How much is it gonna cost?
28:23How much do you reckon it'll go for?
28:24A sticker.
28:25A sticker.
28:26Of a fella you've never heard of.
28:27Oh, I mean, I don't know.
28:31Well, they're all around the table.
28:32It's always very serious.
28:3325 quid.
28:34I mean, they're making a TV show of it.
28:36It's not gonna be 25 quid, is it?
28:37I reckon between 30 and 40 grand.
28:39No.
28:40I'm telling you.
28:41So I really do believe...
28:42Wait, here we go.
28:44We can get $100,000 for this card.
28:47Shut up.
28:48Get out of here.
28:50You're having a laugh, mate.
28:53$100,000 for a two-year-old sticker.
28:56So Henry, with a card as big as this,
28:58is there anything specific that you were looking to do with that money?
29:00Oh, what's he gonna do?
29:01My dream is buy a new house for my mum.
29:07That's nice.
29:08I wasn't right bothered at first when I thought it's a football sticker.
29:11But now it's 100 grand and Henry wants to buy his mother a house.
29:15I know.
29:15All of a sudden, I'm interested.
29:17Yeah.
29:1942,000 already!
29:22There's two hours and 21 minutes left.
29:25How high has it got to be?
29:26100,000.
29:27He's not happy.
29:28Ryan's sweating.
29:29He said 100 grand.
29:30Oh, God.
29:30He's nervous, isn't he?
29:32I'm gonna get on the phones, try to generate some more bids to,
29:34you know, really close this strong.
29:36I'm gonna go make some calls, all right?
29:37Why don't you put it on that Facebook market?
29:38People always buy things on there.
29:40I've got a nice bookshelf off there for 20 quid.
29:42Do you do?
29:43Come on now, come on now.
29:45Incoming bid.
29:46Incoming bid.
29:48This is good.
29:4961.
29:5061's good.
29:50Oh, 61, that jumped up, didn't it?
29:53Come on!
29:55Oh, and again.
29:56Oh, and again, look.
29:5730 minutes to go.
29:58Right, we're on, we're on.
30:0096,000.
30:01Whoa!
30:0396!
30:04Look how excited we're getting for this.
30:07Come on!
30:07Come on!
30:08Get his mum a nice big house.
30:10Here we go, here we go.
30:11Let's go, come on.
30:12We're right about there, guys.
30:13We're right about there.
30:14I'd be jumping for joy.
30:15I wouldn't be sitting down at this point.
30:17This is more exciting than the World Cup final.
30:19Yeah, it is actually.
30:20Cross the fingers, cross the fingers.
30:22Come on now.
30:23Incoming.
30:24Incoming bid.
30:26Let's go!
30:27Yeah!
30:29What?
30:31It's a sticker!
30:34$100,000, it help a lot, my family.
30:37Now, I buy a new house for my mum.
30:39Oh, that's amazing.
30:41Isn't that just so lovely?
30:42Mum's got a new house.
30:43That is mad.
30:45So, he just went and bought football stickers
30:46and now he's going to buy his mum a new house.
30:48Could have happened to a nicer family, eh?
30:50So cute.
30:51Right, shall we go to his ex-room and get some paninis?
30:53Come here, shall we?
30:54Go and get his football book and we'll have a look through.
30:59In love, London.
31:00There's two feelings I want to experience in life
31:03and one is cutting someone's ponytail off.
31:07Like, if they want me to.
31:08You're insane.
31:09No, like that feeling, I bet like loads of hair under a scissor
31:13Nick and his knees live.
31:15And the other feeling is,
31:16I really want to put an ice cream in someone's face.
31:19Yeah.
31:20I bet that'd feel really nice.
31:22And also...
31:24Yeah.
31:26Pushing someone.
31:27It's like the feeling, or like cutting.
31:28I love the feeling of cutting.
31:33Maybe some scissors for my birthday.
31:34I'm just going to sit over here.
31:37On Friday night, more long-distance love was being put to the test
31:41on Channel 4.
31:42When we were young, it was lovely.
31:44You'd go out and you'd meet someone.
31:46Mum, it ain't like that no more though.
31:47I know, and it was nice.
31:49No, no, but it's not like that no more.
31:51I don't like dating anyway in real life, let alone on the internet.
31:54Well, you've got to really make an effort to get your personality across,
31:56do you know what I mean?
31:57Yeah, but you can be anyone you want, can't you?
31:59I just want to be me.
32:01Are you sure?
32:02These are the never-mets.
32:04I wish we were never-mets.
32:05I wish I'd never met you.
32:06I wish I'd never met you.
32:07Couples who have met online and formed long-distance relationships
32:12without ever meeting face-to-face.
32:14My head's too big for video calls.
32:16Have you ever done long-distance?
32:17Yeah, I have.
32:18Did it work?
32:25I wouldn't want a long-distance relationship at all.
32:27It makes me so needy.
32:29Yeah, I don't see the point of it either.
32:31I wouldn't want a long-distance relationship with your mother.
32:33Now, after months and even years of talking online...
32:37They've decided to take the plunge and cross international borders
32:41to meet for the first time.
32:43What's the furthest you've ever travelled for love?
32:45Chelmsford.
32:51I've had a couple of boyfriends who've lived abroad.
32:55Best place for them.
32:57No, I've never done long-distance.
32:59I actually have done long-distance and it serves me well.
33:02With who?
33:03Well, with Rory.
33:04So when I go away and work...
33:06Yeah, but that's not a long-distance.
33:07You technically live together.
33:08No, it's not.
33:09But then when I'm away for a month or three or four weeks,
33:13that's long-distance.
33:14I love it.
33:15I'm getting a bit nervous as I get closer,
33:17but I guess it's excitement as well.
33:24Blimey.
33:254,000 miles.
33:28I didn't know Fargo was a real place.
33:30The couple have been chatting since meeting online two months ago.
33:33Oh, it's only two months. It's early days.
33:35Very early.
33:35For 49-year-old single dad Chad...
33:38Chad.
33:38Chad's a good American name.
33:39Isn't it?
33:40...Leah will be the first girlfriend to meet his daughter Bailey since his divorce.
33:44I've got a red flag already.
33:46They're eating soup out of bread.
33:49What do you mean?
33:50They're not using a bowl.
33:51They're using bread.
33:53But 24-year-old Leah has recently had her head turned by a guy her own age
33:58who lives much closer to home.
34:00Uh-oh.
34:01Oh, man.
34:02There's another guy on the scene.
34:04Oh, no.
34:05It's like Love Island, this.
34:06Literally.
34:07Where are you, Leah?
34:11She's here.
34:12Mate, I'd be absolutely bricking it if I was him.
34:17Baby girl.
34:18Baby girl.
34:19Baby girl.
34:20Oh.
34:21I think that's an American thing, though.
34:23Hi.
34:25Oh, my God, I can't believe you're actually...
34:26Oh, dear.
34:28Oh, awkward hug.
34:30She's got that look on her face of, what have I done here?
34:33Is the driver still there?
34:34Back to the airport, please.
34:35Um, there's a suitcase in the back if you want to get it.
34:37Yeah.
34:39Oh, tell him to get the suitcase.
34:41Yeah, come on.
34:41Yes, get my suitcase.
34:43Come on, Sean, man.
34:43Be a gentleman.
34:44Yeah, be daddy.
34:46Ew.
34:48Hey, Bailey.
34:49Yeah?
34:49Do you want to come out and meet someone?
34:51Oh, God.
34:52Oh, no.
34:53I mean, the daughter intro's a bit...
34:55It's a bit...
34:57If it wasn't awkward enough, meet my daughter.
35:01I've heard a lot about you.
35:05Bailey's handling it better than we are.
35:08We're like, no!
35:09Bailey's like, it's fine.
35:10She's been there before, hasn't she?
35:12Yeah, you're the fourth one this month.
35:15Chad is taking daughter Bailey to stay with his dad
35:18to give him some alone time with Leah.
35:20Always getting rid of the daughter, look, so they can have a roll about.
35:23And allow her to meet more of his family.
35:26What?
35:27Oh, fuck off.
35:28What is this, show and tell week?
35:29I'm not sure if it's like an age thing, but there's no game here.
35:32No, zero.
35:32There's no game.
35:33Zero, Riz.
35:34Hello, hello.
35:35I'm so glad to finally get to meet you.
35:37Finally, it's been two months.
35:39One regret I had is that I only had one child.
35:44And I wish I had more grandchildren, and maybe someday I will.
35:47No?
35:50She's like...
35:51This poor girl.
35:52She's been hit with it all.
35:53Now he wants her to breed.
35:55Jeez.
35:56How big a family would you like to have?
36:00It's like a job interview.
36:01This poor girl.
36:02Can she finish her starter?
36:03I come from quite a big family, so I think maybe like three kids.
36:07Three?
36:08Not good enough.
36:09Can you have them this year?
36:11What are you doing for the next nine months?
36:13Can we get this process started?
36:16That was such a bombshell.
36:18It's a lot, innit?
36:19Leah, blink twice if you need help.
36:22With Bailey staying with her grandfather,
36:24the couple can now focus on finding the spark they shared online.
36:28No parents, no kids, no awkwardness.
36:31Let's just settle it in.
36:32Let's see how we go.
36:33You don't know I do it like you.
36:35And you told me you want to be here and be there.
36:36Yeah, exactly.
36:37Oh.
36:38Okay.
36:39Sweet.
36:39Like decisiveness.
36:40Are you decisive?
36:41I can be decisive if you want me to be decisive.
36:50Babe, they're having a kiss.
36:52Oh my god, they're going to kiss.
36:54Listen, listen.
36:56Yeah.
36:58A bit later, we saw Chad and Leah hanging out at Chad's friend's house.
37:04A couple of hours into the evening,
37:06Leah receives a message from the man she's left behind in Glasgow.
37:10Oh, yeah, because she's got another fellow at home.
37:11She's got another gazer.
37:13I need to make a call.
37:14Uh-oh.
37:14She's got on the phone to him.
37:15She's on the phone to him.
37:17Yeah, he's nice.
37:19So wait, she's at his best friend and wife's house.
37:23Yeah.
37:23And she's on the phone to her other boyfriend.
37:26Yeah, that's right.
37:31She's blew him a kiss.
37:33She's blew him a kiss.
37:35Oh, man, she's really keeping her options open, isn't she?
37:39Oh, my goodness.
37:40Well, that's an awkward scenario you've put yourself in there.
37:43Oh, she's confused, isn't she?
37:44She's really confused.
37:46She doesn't know what to choose.
37:48Good morning.
37:48Morning.
37:52Oh, wow.
37:53Chad's turned it around, I'll say.
37:55Yeah.
37:56Do you like when I kiss and cuddle with you?
37:58Oh, yeah.
37:59That's cute.
38:01We used to do this.
38:03We used to have pillow talk, didn't we?
38:05We used to sleep in bed together.
38:06Do you remember that?
38:07No, it's like...
38:07But we had three kids in four years.
38:10I'll go and Rex's bed with the baby, yeah?
38:12All right.
38:13That's what happens, isn't it, babe?
38:22In Essex...
38:23Any chance you can go and get me one of them beers?
38:25Because I'll put them in the freezer.
38:27And as much as I do like a sort of ice cream beer...
38:31Oh, yeah.
38:33You've got to get the temperature just right.
38:34Danny and her dad, Danny.
38:37Why have you got a lamb rack in your fridge?
38:39A what?
38:39Oh, that's just a random lamb rack.
38:41No, I think she's going to do me some nice cutlets, your mother.
38:43Oh, lovely.
38:45She's been promising me some cutlets for a while,
38:49and now I'm going to get them.
38:51So don't fuck with me cutlets, if you can.
38:54You know what I like to do?
38:55Have them on their jack.
38:56Bit of mint sauce.
38:57Just dipping them in mint sauce, darling.
38:59Love a bit of mint sauce.
38:59And that's what I'm saying, I do love lambs.
39:02This week, we buckled up for an apocalyptic thriller on Paramount+.
39:07All I'm going to say is...
39:12I've seen a bit of this,
39:14but I was actually too terrified to watch the rest of it.
39:17Is it set in a library?
39:19What, because I don't like books?
39:21No, because it's called A Quiet Place.
39:23It's like end-of-the-world type of situation,
39:30and there's these monsters that have insane hearing,
39:34so everyone has to be very quiet.
39:38If you make a noise...
39:39You're dead.
39:40You'd get killed.
39:42I'd rather die.
39:44In the film, we saw a family of five walking in silence through the woods.
39:53Well, it's going to be quite a quiet film, isn't it, really?
39:56They basically just cannot make a sound.
39:59All right, it's very simple.
40:00Yeah.
40:01Because they can hear you.
40:04I'd be dead.
40:05Dead.
40:08Oh, no.
40:09What's this?
40:10What's that noise?
40:13Oh, my days.
40:14What is that?
40:14A toy?
40:19I hate it when you make the fucking break.
40:21Is he going to get it in time?
40:23Is he going to get him in time?
40:26Oh, no.
40:27Look here, look here.
40:28No, no, no, no.
40:28There it is, there it is.
40:29Please.
40:33Oh, no.
40:35It ate the child.
40:36It ate the child.
40:40Took him.
40:41He's dead.
40:42Oh, no.
40:43This is what I say about kids.
40:45No, he's only a little kid.
40:46It's not his fault, but...
40:47Fucking idiot.
40:51He's four.
40:54A year later, we saw Emily Blunt all alone in a basement.
41:05Oh, Jude, are you...
41:06She's pregnant?
41:07Hold on a second.
41:09You're telling me...
41:11She's going to pop out a child without screaming?
41:14Okay, babe.
41:16All this shit going on, and she's doing the fucking laundry.
41:19You just wouldn't bother cleaning your clothes, would you?
41:21You just wouldn't bother.
41:25She's stuck on something.
41:26What's that, a nail?
41:30Shit.
41:30Was that enough of a noise?
41:32Can't bear it.
41:32I can smell you spider fuckers have diverged that bit.
41:35They're like, oh, what's that?
41:37Do you know what I mean?
41:39They went high alert.
41:39They're like, oh, what's that?
41:40They're like, oh, what's that?
41:41They're like, oh, what's that?
41:42They're like, oh, what's that?
41:42They're like, oh, what's that?
41:43They're like, oh, what's that?
41:44They went high alert now.
41:51She's going into labour.
41:52That's the face of labour.
41:54Well, it's turning it out.
41:55I can't hear nothing.
41:56There's nothing to hear.
42:01Oh, there it goes.
42:03There she goes.
42:03Oh, water's broke.
42:06Don't forget, these fuckers can hear water breaking.
42:08She's not going to go down those stairs with the nail, I'm pretty sure.
42:11Yeah, she is.
42:11She is.
42:12She's going to forget.
42:13Oh, the nail.
42:14The nail.
42:15Oh, no.
42:15Oh, no.
42:21Fucking hell.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:27No, no, no, no, no.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35Oh, my God.
42:35Oh, my God.
42:36Oh, my God.
42:36Oh, my God.
42:37Oh, my God.
42:37Oh, my God.
42:38Oh, my God.
42:44Oh, my goodness me.
42:46Oh, my gosh.
42:47Just scream, love.
42:47Let it out.
42:48You can't.
42:49Go on, baby.
42:49Just yank that fucker up.
42:58Oh, I feel that.
42:59I can feel that.
42:59You know, you can feel it through the tummy.
43:00Oh, I can't watch it.
43:01I don't think it could be going much worse for her, if I'm completely honest.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:11Code red.
43:12That must be the warning to the husband.
43:14She puts on the red lights.
43:16Which means what?
43:17So the dad knows she's giving birth.
43:19Where's the bloody dad?
43:20He's out fucking hunting for food.
43:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
43:27What was that?
43:28It's in the house.
43:31I spoke too soon and I said it couldn't get much worse.
43:35No, just an alien monster running around.
43:38What's that?
43:41It's an egg timer.
43:43She's not going to have an egg now, is she?
43:50This is a rustling coming back.
43:51He's seen the lights.
43:55Illuminated red.
43:56That is danger.
43:57That is trouble.
43:58Baby's coming.
43:59Baby's coming.
44:04Uh-oh.
44:05Is it coming downstairs?
44:08Shh.
44:14OK.
44:15Is that the alien?
44:16Yeah.
44:16Yeah.
44:16Yeah.
44:17Look, look, look.
44:18No, I'm not watching.
44:23Ew.
44:24What the hell is that?
44:25That's his ear.
44:29Oh, he can hear the timer.
44:31Did she put the egg timer on to distract it?
44:33Oh, that's why she said it.
44:34That's clever.
44:38Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
44:41Emily, get out.
44:43Get out.
44:44Get out, Emily.
44:45Just get out.
44:51So he wants him to make a sound louder than her scream.
44:54Yeah, then give him birth.
44:56Yeah.
45:00She's going to give birth in the bath.
45:01She's going to give birth in the bath,
45:03but then the baby's going to cry.
45:04Oh, god.
45:05When the baby comes out, it's going to cry.
45:09Oh, my god.
45:11Oh, I just don't know how she's going to do this.
45:13Or laying down don't help either.
45:15You want to be on all fours, really.
45:19Oh, it's there.
45:20Oh, for fuck's sake.
45:22Oh, Big Ears is back.
45:28Well done, Ted.
45:28So that's going to go off.
45:29Hurry up, Blast Man.
45:34Oh.
45:36Oh.
45:39Oh, thank god.
45:40Good man.
45:41Nice.
45:41Good man.
45:42Blimey, that came at the right time, didn't it?
45:44Nuts off.
45:45What happened when I was born, mummy?
45:47Well, that's quite a story.
45:50Honestly, this is one of the reasons why I've turned everything off.
45:53I don't even look at my phone anymore.
45:56Because it's all aliens?
45:57No, the alien invasion.
45:59There is no alien invasion.
46:01There's people in government.
46:03Right, who?
46:03Getting ready for the alien invasion.
46:05There is no alien invasion.
46:06Honestly, it's been written.
46:08Oh.
46:13We're not the sorts to shout about it,
46:14but you can watch A Quiet Place for free on Channel 4 right now.
46:18And if you caught the football this week,
46:19you might have missed the return of Bake Off The Professionals.
46:22Don't worry, there's plenty of time to stream it
46:24before the next two episodes, Monday and Tuesday night at 8.
46:27Next up, is it happily ever after for The Nevermets?