The Man with a Thousand Faces Ep. 09
Because of experiencing awkward situations, a man is several times mistaken for other people, more often than not the famous ones. Now he must explain himself to a judge as he is arrested for impersonation.
Transcript
00:00Karimi, where's he?
00:02Sir, he escaped! He's escaped!
00:05Let's go.
00:09Colonel!
00:10Yes?
00:11He escaped from here.
00:12Command to close the adjacent streets and I'll go search for him.
00:14Yes, you go ahead.
00:15Let's go!
00:17The problem was that I couldn't run away with the police uniform on.
00:24I found a set of clothes in a semi-constructed building.
00:29They were used, but I wore them.
00:34And I was just heading to Shiraz.
00:41Then another unlucky incident happened.
00:58Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:10Excuse me, what is going on here?
01:13It's Nikki Cafe Gallery.
01:15Oh, wow! And do you think I could go inside?
01:18Are you here in commemoration of the master?
01:21Yes!
01:22Yes, please go inside.
01:24Crying
01:54Singing
02:24Singing
02:30What's life? What's this life all about?
02:37My condolences.
02:39I wish he was here.
02:41That's true.
02:44What beautiful music you have on. It's so touching.
02:48Singing
03:01Is that him? That's himself? He's singing.
03:06I always wanted to see him in person.
03:09Wow! Wow! Wow!
03:13Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
03:18Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
03:22Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry.
03:24My condolences to you all.
03:26Now, after listening to Master Karab's poem,
03:30let us all listen to Master Ozlat.
03:34He's going to read us one of the poems by Master Teran.
03:39Master Ozlat! Master! Master Ozlat!
03:44Yes, yes, yes.
03:49Up flying
03:53Flying and singing
03:57To flying, to singing
04:02Spreading love
04:05Love of magi knights
04:08Up singing
04:11Up singing, to flying
04:14And nothing else
04:17Nothing else! Wow! Nice! Nice!
04:20Police officers are here.
04:21Officers!
04:22Don't you worry.
04:23We're doomed.
04:24They're all after me.
04:26You're doomed then.
04:28It's been a while that they're looking for me.
04:30But what can they do?
04:32They'll arrest me for a few days, then they'll have to let me go.
04:35Nice! Nice!
04:36Here, Master, some sweets to boost his energy levels.
04:39Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:40What are they looking for? Why are they here?
04:43I don't know.
04:44They say they're looking for a runaway criminal with a police uniform, a fake colonel.
04:50We all know each other.
04:52We do not have any strangers here.
04:53No, no, we don't have any strangers here.
04:57Master?
05:00Excuse me, who are you?
05:03I... I...
05:05It's... it's a very long story.
05:09I came from another city, then lots of incidents happened.
05:13I'll tell you all about it if you want.
05:16Another city?
05:18Which city then?
05:20From Shiraz.
05:33Master Tufan?
05:36What?
05:38Oh, Master.
05:39Where have you been till now? You must be Master Tufan, right?
05:43I... I... I...
05:46Master Tufan?
05:49Yes.
06:03Master Tufan has spent most of his life in suburban areas of Shiraz.
06:13He also spent several years of total abstinence in the Dorhezar,
06:18jungles for the spiritual nourishment of his poems.
06:24The second edition of his book,
06:27Master, would you please let us all know
06:30how you could answer all of those letters that we sent to you?
06:35Why, yes, sure.
06:36I thought I should be here for the commemoration of the Master.
06:40I really wanted to be here.
06:42That is great! That is great!
06:44What happened, Che?
06:46Well, to be perfectly honest,
06:48I didn't want to be here.
06:50I didn't want to be here.
06:52I didn't want to be here.
06:54What happened, Che?
06:55Well, to be perfectly honest, Master,
06:57they thought arresting me in this situation
06:59may lead to street riots, you see,
07:01so they decided on a strategic retreat for now.
07:04They said they'll arrest me later.
07:06Nice, nice.
07:07Good, good, good. Nice.
07:08So what's up, Master?
07:09Nothing really important.
07:10Nice, nice. Such humility.
07:13Please, Master, please let us enjoy, all right?
07:16Yes, but I don't want to talk about myself in such a ceremony.
07:22Nice, nice. Bravo, bravo.
07:25Let us start reading poems in the memory of Master Terran Meme.
07:31Good. That's good, sure.
07:33Master Ocelot, would you please do us a favor
07:36and read one of your poems, if you would be so kind?
07:39The spirit of my aunt...
07:41Nice, nice, nice.
07:43...who was in my dreams all but three nights ago.
07:50Nice, nice.
07:51Oh, my heart. Oh, my body.
07:55My body.
07:56And nothing else.
07:58Nice, nice, nice, nice.
08:01Yes, yes.
08:02Nice, nice.
08:03Such beautiful scales that this poem had.
08:07It was full of beauty.
08:09Bravo, bravo.
08:11Master Bedil is one of the world's greatest literary critics.
08:15Nice, nice. Nice, nice. Nice, nice.
08:18Master Kara, please recite a poem for us.
08:22Sure, sure.
08:24But the truth really is my poem hasn't been, well, born yet.
08:31He's joking.
08:33Master, please let us enjoy your recitation tonight.
08:36Master Tufan.
08:38Well, sadly, the poetry fountain of the Master
08:40appears to have dried out for now,
08:42but we're waiting for his baby poem to be born at any time.
08:45Nice, nice, nice, nice.
08:47Nice, nice, nice.
09:03Master, please try harder. Please try harder.
09:08Please don't worry, Master.
09:10We may perform a literary C-section at last.
09:13Lovely. Nice, nice, nice.
09:15Master Shea, go ahead.
09:17With your permission, Master.
09:19Please, sure, go ahead. Nice, nice. Nice, nice, nice.
09:22Down, down with the traitor, pessy bourgeoisie.
09:26Bravo, bravo.
09:28All the slaves, unite, unite.
09:30Black people, Indians, white people, down with bourgeoisie.
09:36Down with apartheid.
09:38Bravo, bravo.
09:40In memory of Tristan Zahra, my hero.
09:44Nice, nice, nice. Nice, nice.
09:47Remember that the argument of art for art and art for ideal
09:53is ongoing between us, Master.
09:55And this argument will remain ongoing between us forever, won't it?
09:59And no, great Master Tufan.
10:04Nice, nice.
10:06Please.
10:08Bravo.
10:09Master Tufan, let us enjoy.
10:11Excuse me, are you talking with me?
10:14Nice, nice, nice, nice.
10:16What did he say?
10:18Please, will you recite one of your poems for us?
10:21I don't have any poems with me, I'm sorry.
10:24Bravo, nice, nice, nice.
10:28Master, could you please just recite one of your poems from memory?
10:32Unfortunately, I don't remember any of them.
10:36Bravo, bravo.
10:38What did he say?
10:39Master, you're kidding.
10:41You must have a note or a draft or a poetry book or something with you.
10:46You must have something with you, Master.
10:49Unfortunately, I don't have any poems with me now.
10:52Nice, nice, nice.
10:55Such a master.
10:57Please will you search and check?
10:59Sure, sure, sure.
11:01But, you know, I just...
11:13Did you have any poems with you?
11:15No, Your Honor.
11:17All that I had was the shopping list for the police station in my pocket.
11:22Shopping list for the police station?
11:25Boots for new soldiers.
11:29Bread.
11:33One gallon oil.
11:36Weapons for everyone.
11:41Interrogation room needs repair.
11:46Ten pairs of handcuffs.
11:49We have to pay the electricity bill, also the water bill.
11:57We also have to pay the gas bill.
12:00Park in your parking slot.
12:05And nothing else.
12:09That was brilliant! That was brilliant!
12:13Bravo! Fantastic! Brilliant!
12:19Thanks, Ella. Thanks, Ella.
12:21That is great! You are the best!
12:24Never in my life have I heard such a meaningful and deep poem in my life.
12:29No, no, no, no. It wasn't a poem.
12:32It was a poem.
12:34It was an armed uprising.
12:36Truly a poetic violence.
12:39Right, right, right.
12:41Nice, nice, nice.
12:43Bravo, bravo.
12:45Nice, nice, nice.
12:47The master has been brought here to save humankind.
12:51You, you're my greatest discovery.
12:55I told you, the literary renaissance will start here.
12:58You, you're my greatest discovery.
13:01I told you, the literary renaissance will start from Daru's circle.
13:05Masters, shall we go to the cave tonight?
13:08What?
13:10Our hangout and our ghetto.
13:12Nice, nice, nice.
13:15Very good.
13:17Nice, nice, nice.
13:19Nice, nice, nice.
13:30Nice, nice, nice.
13:38Are you comfortable, master?
13:40Don't you want more comfortable clothes?
13:43Well, sir, I am comfortable like this.
13:46Nice, nice, nice.
13:48Very comfortable. This ghetto is all yours.
13:50Thank you, thank you.
13:51Please, please.
13:53Do you like our cozy cave here, master?
13:55Yes, a lot. It's so great.
13:57Nice.
13:58It has an atmosphere that's kind of romantic, eh?
14:02Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
14:05I think fried eggs are a symbol of separation,
14:08while omelets are a symbol of connection.
14:11Nice, nice, nice.
14:13Why do you say so?
14:14Listen to me, masters.
14:16Look here. Egg yolks and whites are not separated.
14:21They are just nicely connected here.
14:25Yes, yes, nice, nice, nice.
14:27Yeah, it's because of the tomato.
14:30As far as I'm concerned,
14:32the tomato gives a tender love to the eggs, don't you think?
14:35Nice, nice, nice.