SKAM S 2 Ep 6 ENGLISH SUBS
SKAM S 2 Ep 6 ENGLISH SUBS
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00:00You're so insane, egocentric, and manipulative, and self-absorbed!
00:07Is that all?
00:30You're so insane, egocentric, and manipulative, and self-absorbed!
00:53Are you upset my message is over?
00:56No.
01:00You're so insane, egocentric, and manipulative, and self-absorbed!
01:07Nora has left.
01:10You should take care of her.
01:14You're in a hurry to fall in love with me.
01:20I didn't fall in love with you.
01:23Yes, you did.
01:26What's going on? You're not wearing any clothes.
01:29I am wearing clothes.
01:32Yes, but they're gone in two weeks.
01:34That won't happen.
01:36It will.
01:39But I told you I don't want any sex before I get married, didn't I?
01:52It's true.
01:55Okay, then we'll get married.
02:02What do you mean?
02:04I can't marry someone named...
02:09Wilhelm.
02:13Stop calling me Wilhelm.
02:17But, my God, that's your name.
02:20Isn't that what you're called?
02:24And I'm dressed like that.
02:49Where are you going?
02:51I'm going to get some water.
02:56There won't be any water today. You're going to sleep here.
02:59We're going to school.
03:01We know. You're going to sleep here for a while.
03:08I'm a bit thirsty. You have to...
03:13Wilhelm.
03:18What's my name?
03:22But...
03:25Let me get the water.
03:27How do you know you're just going to get the water?
03:31Because I'm telling you.
03:33And how could I trust you when you walked up to me the other day before I woke up?
03:40Okay.
03:49Hey.
03:51I'm just going to get the water.
03:54I swear.
04:07You have 30 seconds.
04:10I'll take 10.
04:4010 seconds.
05:11Hey.
05:15Sorry, did I wake you up?
05:20No.
05:23Sorry.
05:25Nicolai. Welcome to Wilhelm.
05:28Nora.
05:29Nora. Ava.
05:32And Wilhelm too. Ava.
05:35Nico. What are you doing here?
05:38I'm cooking.
05:41In Oslo?
05:44Yeah. I need some time off.
05:48Okay.
05:52Are you guys hungry?
05:56No.
05:59No? Okay. That's a bit rude.
06:02It could be that your girlfriend wants food.
06:06But I don't have a girlfriend and she's leaving now.
06:14Are you going to find someone to sell me to?
06:22Bye.
06:32Okay.
06:35Are you guys in a bad mood?
06:39No, not at all.
06:41What are you cooking?
06:50I'm so sick of this.
06:53It looks so bad.
06:55I'm getting chills.
06:57It's my fault.
06:59If it wasn't for me, Jonas would never have started cooking with Adam.
07:03And it would never have happened.
07:05Didn't you know that he teased Adam about going to the jacuzzi?
07:09He doesn't do that.
07:11But he goes to class, and he's friends with a lot of girls.
07:15And the jacuzzi boys are out there looking for people to beat up.
07:18He has to do it again.
07:20The jacuzzi boys have way too much power.
07:22Eight.
07:23No, he can't do it again.
07:25They can't beat each other up forever.
07:29Nora, you have such good morals.
07:34No, but I mean it.
07:36I see you a lot.
07:40Thanks.
07:44How is it going with Jonas?
07:46I don't know. He keeps avoiding me.
07:49Sick.
07:51It's because of Isabella.
07:53It's Gara who told them he can't talk to me.
07:57If we don't have a good relationship,
08:00if we don't have a good base,
08:03we have to get a good grip on him.
08:06Smart friends, then.
08:10How is that?
08:12Yes, and keeping him away from you.
08:16Are you saying that I'm going to start liking Jonas?
08:20No, but you feel something for your ex.
08:23In addition, you have the advantage.
08:26How?
08:27That you're no longer with him.
08:29And why is that an advantage?
08:32Because when a boy is with a girl,
08:35all the other girls become more exciting.
08:38Really?
08:40Yes, boys are from nature.
08:43Their instinct is to spread their genes as much as possible.
08:47That's why boys are around.
08:49If you want to keep a boy,
08:51there are two things you have to do.
08:53First, make sure his needs are met.
08:56Second, keep other girls at a distance.
08:58Fionnisa will just try to take care of her boyfriend.
09:01You can't blame her for that.
09:04Speaking of spreading genes,
09:06is there anyone who's up for a Russian dance on Friday?
09:58Thank you.
10:03Nice suit.
10:06Thanks.
10:07Where is it from?
10:11Clinique, I think.
10:14It suits you. Very sexy.
10:28You're younger than me.
10:30Hello, William. I told you not to talk to me at school.
10:34I have to, when you don't answer your phone.
10:36Yes, but I have math now.
10:41We have to talk first.
10:43Yes, talk.
10:48I'm sorry.
10:50I'm sorry.
10:52I'm sorry.
10:54I'm sorry.
10:57I had nothing to do with you yesterday.
11:00You had something to do with me,
11:02when you treated me like shit.
11:05The thing is, my brother was dumped by a girl.
11:11And they've been together for many years.
11:16So he's really depressed.
11:18So what?
11:20But I didn't think it was appropriate to introduce you.
11:26Introduce me?
11:28Introduce me what?
11:30Us two.
11:42I'm sorry.
11:46I'm just really bad at these kinds of things.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:54Hey.
11:58You didn't mean to hurt me.
12:01You didn't hurt me.
12:04I didn't get hurt.
12:07Okay.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:17I just thought you were a real piece of shit.
12:22Yes, I'm just a piece of shit.
12:25Someone who won't change.
12:32I promise.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:46It was actually pretty good that it happened then.
12:49Because I was afraid that you would think that we were a couple.
12:57But I don't need to be afraid of that.
13:03We are a couple now.
13:09No.
13:16Yes, we are.
13:32I'm sorry.
13:40I'm sorry.
14:02I'm sorry.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:30They are so scary, these ladies.
14:34One of them looked at me and said that I should delete that picture.
14:37No.
14:39Which picture?
14:41I made a picture on Insta where she held beer to the picture and wrote
14:45Beer set 7, prayers set 8.
14:48And it was just for fun.
14:50But then the whole hijab thing started to hate us.
14:53That was the deleted picture.
14:55No one deletes that picture.
14:57Why not?
14:59Because I haven't done anything wrong.
15:01I held a beer to a friend.
15:03I haven't done anything wrong. They judge me without knowing.
15:06But it's not that strange that they think you have done something wrong
15:09if that picture of you with beer is in that picture.
15:12It doesn't matter if it's not their job to judge me.
15:18Have we been so late?
15:20Yes.
15:21In the middle of the hour?
15:23The rush hour is approaching with the storm and the bikini song.
15:26Are you looking forward to the pen drive concept?
15:29Yes, I was waiting for it to get kinky.
15:32I wonder how many girls William is going to sleep with in the rush hour.
15:36Is it okay for him to sleep with a lot of girls?
15:40Or are you getting jealous?
15:42No, no. You just have to accept it.
15:45He's been working towards this for three years.
15:48It's the most important time of his life.
15:52I wonder if he's going to beat his brother's record.
15:56He promised me 130 in the rush hour.
15:59Does he have a brother?
16:01Yes, Nico, 95 years old.
16:03He left the club about two years ago.
16:06Really impressive.
16:08Chris and his sister live together.
16:10So there are two of them?
16:12Yes.
16:13Their sister studies with Nico in Stockholm.
16:15She told me that in the fall he managed to infect half of the board with a clamp.
16:20See?
16:21It's really nasty.
16:24The Magnuson brothers.
16:26They are both crazy.
16:28Everyone is going to be crazy.
16:30Mula, mula, mula, mula, mula, mula.
16:33It's the Carpe Diem song.
16:48This is not going to work.
16:52Why?
16:53If you want to sleep with a lot of girls in the rush hour, it's totally fine.
16:58But if you think that I'm just going to sit at home and wait for you,
17:03then you have misunderstood.
17:08Where are you coming from?
17:10I know that you're going to be lying around.
17:14Okay, then you know more about me at least.
17:17I also know that your brother never had a girlfriend.
17:20And that he was really depressed.
17:23It's just piss.
17:26Yes, it's just piss.
17:30So you lied?
17:33Yes.
17:34Why?
17:38Because you wondered why I behaved like that in front of my brother.
17:45What about the truth?
17:48You don't always tell the truth.
17:52No, but it's to protect Vilde.
17:56Yes, and I do it to protect you.
17:58So what's the difference?
18:00The difference is that I don't want to be protected.
18:04Have you asked Vilde if she wants to be protected?
18:15Nora, what is this all about?
18:18Do you think I would have worked so damn hard to be with you
18:22if I had had intentions to sleep with a bunch of random women in the hostel?
18:27That's totally illogical.
18:38No, but it's about how I'm supposed to get to know you.
18:43How am I supposed to trust you?
18:46When you don't even want me to meet your family?
18:54You don't need to meet my family to meet me.
19:02And what about your family?
19:05I haven't met them. You haven't even talked about them.
19:09We can talk about my family.
19:12I'm an orphan.
19:14My mother is a sexologist and my father is a psychologist.
19:19They have never loved me.
19:21They have only been interested in each other and their own sex life.
19:25I came from a small, shitty place called Mjøndalen.
19:28So I moved from there as soon as I turned 15.
19:31I moved to Madrid.
19:33I talk to them about once a month.
19:36They are happy without me and I am happy without them.
19:39No siblings.
19:43I've already said that.
19:46Your turn.
19:50It's actually hard to believe us.
19:53That they don't love you.
20:00It's actually impossible.
20:13It's your turn.
20:34You.
20:38Let me go.
20:52I don't know if it's hard to believe me.
20:59It's not everything I can tell you.
21:04But I'm not going to hurt you.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:19And if you really want to meet my brother,
21:23I will introduce you to him.
21:28Okay?
21:31Yes.
21:40Yes.
21:43Yes.
21:59It wasn't so bad today, was it?
22:08Wasn't it?
22:11Isak?
22:20Isak?
22:23Yes, he's going first.
22:28Okay.
22:31Isn't it weird?
22:34No.
22:39I just didn't know that they knew each other.
22:48I'm sorry.
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