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00:00Don't look for me in the loneliness of the world, don't look for me in the loneliness of the world, I am hiding in my own prison.
00:12I am not feeling well again today, I think someone saw me and said Mashallah to me.
00:19Whenever I feel that I have matured, then I see papadas in the hands of the children, that's it, maturity ends there.
00:28The father advised the son, remember my advice, never get married.
00:35The son said, okay, father, I will do it myself and also tell my sons.
00:44People's hearts are breaking at one o'clock at night, and I have an illusion that a witch will come from under the bed and will come out now and hold my leg.
00:58When people are angry, their family members celebrate with so much love.
01:03Order pizza, burger, make a shopping plan of their favorite things and give a surprise.
01:09And I am a poor girl, whenever I get angry, my family members say, let it be, don't get too angry, it will be fine.
01:16The student said, Sir, people speak in Urdu and English, why don't they speak in Maths?
01:24The teacher said, children of 420, don't do more than 3-5, become 9-11, otherwise I will fill 5-7, you will see 36 and 32 will come out.
01:35The student got scared and said, Sir, Urdu and English are fine, math is really a difficult subject, there is no respect in it.
01:45I was getting ready to become a snake in the morning, I washed my face with lemon milk, my friend said, what is the matter, you are shining a lot today.
01:56Then I told him, use lemon milk with 100 lemons, you will also shine.
02:04Some people fight for religion, some people fight for money, and some people fight for caste.
02:10Only husband and wife fight with the whole family without any reason.
02:19I don't like such relatives, who ask their mother, what has your daughter done?
02:26Mother says, what to do, she will do something if she leaves the mobile game.
02:31What to do, she will do something if she leaves the mobile game.
02:38The radiance of radish and carrot falls on you, your love is like potato and tomato.
02:43So many pumpkins have come in your life, that you are craving to eat tamarind.
02:53A boy said to a girl, I love you and I want to marry you.
02:57The girl said, speak in Urdu, I don't know English.
03:01The boy said, just pray that the situation in Pakistan improves, there are a lot of problems these days.
03:12Half of a woman's life goes in search of her husband, and the rest of her life is in search of her husband.
03:18There are four difficult tasks in the world, putting lipstick on the ant, making the elephant sit on the lap,
03:26making the mosquito wear clothes, and making the wife understand something.
03:31I would like to say a poem for all of you.
03:34Have you ever seen a mirror carefully?
03:37Have you ever seen a mirror carefully?
03:39Are you made in China?
03:41The life of Pakistanis is something like this.
03:44In summer, we abuse the people of Vapra, in winter, we abuse the people of Suez, and in normal weather, we abuse the mosquitoes.
03:57The daughter-in-law said, mom, shall we order food from outside today?
04:01The mother-in-law said, yes, order that mother's food.
04:04The daughter-in-law said, what is that?
04:07The son said, mom, I am saying Chorian.
04:09The daughter-in-law said, I have so much land that if I go out by car in the morning, I reach half of the land by evening.
04:17The chief said with a laugh, I also had such an old car.
04:22A rooster was running after a hen to take a kiss.
04:26Suddenly the hen came under the train and died.
04:29The rooster says in tears, the deceased was very good.
04:33He gave his life, but did not kiss.
04:35Someone asked Iqbal what he has lost and what he has gained in life.
04:40So Iqbal gave a good answer that what is put in carrot pudding is lost, and what is eaten with naan in breakfast is gained.
04:48Thank you very much for reading all of you.
04:51And this is not Iqbal's Ilamma.
04:54Iqbal was talking about the hotel owner.
04:56The British did not value their elders.
04:59If Einstein and Newton were born in our country, then we would celebrate their anniversary.
05:04Like the government of Baba Newton with apples.
05:07And the government of Baba Einstein with bulbs.
05:12Babaji says, the importance of the pen is very important.
05:16So if you have a pen in your hand, you can write.
05:19If you have a pen in your hand, you can write.
05:21No, no, no, no.
05:24Babaji says, the importance of the pen is more than the sword.
05:28Because you can tie a knot with a pen, but not with a sword.
05:32All of you are so funny.
05:34In the wedding ceremony, the jinn came.
05:36The jinn saw the girls and screamed.
05:39Babaji asked the girls to do ablution.
05:41The girls did ablution and the jinn screamed.
05:44After food, clothes and a house, the fourth basic need of today's people is full speed internet.
05:52I was thinking that I should not become the next Prime Minister.
05:57Because the situation of the country is also bad.
06:00Anyway, I live in Veli.
06:02All of you are so funny.
06:04I will meet you in the next video.
06:06Till then I will prepare to become the next Prime Minister.
06:08Okay, Allah Hafiz.