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00:30So first of all, please clap for Faisalabad.
00:35Our Ali Bhai is from Faisalabad.
00:38What a beautiful and fertile land it is.
00:41Look at the couplet.
00:44By the grace of Allah, when I went to take a bath,
00:56God knows how the world came to know about it.
01:02A big round of applause for Ahmed Saeed.
01:14Thank you very much.
01:17With the permission of Wazir Shah Saab,
01:19the president of the assembly,
01:21when you look at your friends,
01:23two couplets.
01:25This is my reference to him.
01:35He has taken me out of his heart.
01:47I am going to see him.
01:50The whole scene is going to change.
01:54What does Ahmed Bhai have to say?
01:57When someone meets a beautiful girl,
02:02give her your number.
02:14He loves four girls.
02:18Tell her to be shy.
02:29He loves four girls.
02:32Tell her to be shy.
02:35And when he does not face his wife,
02:43how can he complain about anyone?
02:49And he has five children in five years.
02:53How much more can he be loyal?
03:07He has five children in five years.
03:11He has five children in five years.
03:14How much more can he be loyal?
03:18The one who has suddenly fallen in love with me,
03:25God knows where she has disappeared.
03:33The one who has suddenly fallen in love with me,
03:36God knows where she has disappeared.
03:39The one who has suddenly fallen in love with me,
03:42God knows where she has disappeared.
03:46The one who was a human cat in college,
03:54The one who was a human cat in college,
04:01That human cat has grown up.
04:05Very good.
04:11The one who was a human cat in college,
04:14That human cat has grown up.
04:18Don't laugh at me when you see me.
04:21Don't bite me like a snake.
04:25Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:28Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:43Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:46Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:50Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:53Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:56Don't stare at me like a snake.
04:59Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:02Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:05Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:08Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:11Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:14Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:18Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:21Don't stare at me like a snake.
05:47The title of this poem is Walaithan.
05:50Walaithan aayi khol ke gunda, Pakistan ch laban munda.
05:54Heere wango, heere wango, sona hove, andaron paave, poora gunda.
06:00Aur kuddi di maada eho kehna, ran mareed ho ke rehna.
06:05Is gal da saan sign bhi lehna.
06:08Te yaad nahi karne mummy papa, paise je tu kalle kaka, laade mange tera chaka.
06:14Kam to siddha karnu aana, baaki hartha tete na ka.
06:19Eh gal sunke munda kehna, chop si jera betha rehna.
06:22Eh nahi hai ge kudiyan aale, hai ge ne churiyan aale.
06:28Kithe fas gaya main abu, baar jaa ke kii minu labu.
06:31Mere piche peghe pabhu.
06:34Main nahi lehnda hone panga, baar jaan to ithi changa.
06:38Maaad acche, maaad acche.
06:42Barpoor clapping kar dijiye.
06:45Kya baat?
06:46Baat mohabbat, baat mohabbat.
06:48Tum se, tum se aankhen mila ke dekh liya.
06:52Tum se aankhen mila ke dekh liya.
06:55Khe mohabbat ki kha ke dekh liya.
06:58Muskurane se na bani jab baad, usko muh phir chada ke dekh liya.
07:03Maaad acche.
07:05Wah, wah, wah.
07:07Wah, wah, wah.
07:08Muskurane se na bani jab baad, usko muh phir chada ke dekh liya.
07:14Aur dekhna chahti thi talent wo.
07:18Usne mujh ko nacha ke dekh liya.
07:22Nahi, wah, wah, wah.
07:25Uski, uski surat rahi wohi surat.
07:28Aapse maazurat ke saath.
07:30Uski surat rahi wohi surat.
07:32Roz usne naha ke dekh liya.
07:37Nahi, wah, wah, wah.
07:40Diwaaron se baate karna achcha lagta hai.
07:43Hum bhi shadi karwa lenge aisa lagta hai.
07:48Diwaaron se baate karna achcha lagta hai.
07:51Hum bhi shadi karwa lenge aisa lagta hai.
07:55Aur shadi karke duniya ko dekhlana chahta hu.
07:59Banda bandar ho jaye to kaisa lagta hai.
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