Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.1 - 10 English Sub
Land of the Keyboard Immortal Ep.1 - 10 English Sub
Transcript
00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, events, stories, or any other events is purely coincidental.
00:30If you don't put it on, I'll throw a grenade at you!
00:42What are you doing?
00:45I can't just throw it like that!
00:56Where... where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:05What... what is this thing?
01:12Oh no!
01:14The keyboard has successfully been reset.
01:17The corresponding function has been unlocked.
01:22How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 Unknown Secrets.
01:28Enter the F1 to F12 cards.
01:32Each Secret will trigger a corresponding function and mission.
01:36Wow, advanced!
01:38If the mission fails, the host will die.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:51This teacher is too perfunctory!
01:53I don't know where I am!
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this the Chu family's...
02:07noble lord?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:16The most beautiful woman in Mingyue City, Miss Chu,
02:17is about to become a widow at such a young age.
02:20According to my observation,
02:22she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:25Let's kill her.
02:27Wait!
02:29I think I can still save her.
02:33It's a ghost!
02:35Run!
02:42Hey, bro.
02:44Do you need 12 Unknown Secrets?
02:46What?
02:48You...
02:54Did I just...
02:56time travel?
02:59Zuo An,
03:01what are you doing now?
03:04Oh my god!
03:08I...
03:15I...
03:26Miss,
03:28I have a cat that can fly.
03:31I'd like to invite you to take a look.
03:35Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An,
03:39it's only been a few hours.
03:41I'm your...
03:43wife.
03:46I...
03:48Heaven has been kind to me.
03:51I've been a virtuous man all my life.
03:54This is what I deserve.
03:58Is this the me of this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to start it so tragically?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:11Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I want to take another look at her.
04:16Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop right there.
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can this stupid girl
04:36deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at how timid he is in front of his wife.
04:41The flower is stuck on the cow dung.
04:44The cow dung king.
04:46The me of this world is so miserable.
04:52Miss,
04:54your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:02Honey.
05:05What's wrong?
05:07I can't tell.
05:09How could you do this to me?
05:11Forget it, Xue'er.
05:14What's wrong?
05:16What's wrong?
05:18What's wrong?
05:20What's wrong?
05:22What's wrong?
05:24What's wrong?
05:26What's wrong?
05:28What's wrong?
05:30What's wrong?
05:32What's wrong?
05:33Just leave him here.
05:35After all, he's hurt.
05:41What did you see just now?
05:43I didn't see anything.
05:46But honey,
05:47why did you choose me
05:49to marry me?
05:52Don't you know
05:53why I chose you?
05:56Isn't it because of our
05:58sweet love?
05:59Isn't it?
06:01The reason I chose you
06:03is because
06:05I can't.
06:07Why did God do this to me?
06:11What's wrong with this fool?
06:14He went to the second lady's room
06:16and got retribution.
06:17He was struck by lightning.
06:24It's a pity that I didn't
06:25have a good time last night.
06:26It's a pity that
06:28I didn't have a good time last night.
06:33It's a pity that
06:35my wife was born
06:36so beautiful.
06:38And the cause of all this
06:40is because of you.
06:41You can't.
06:46That's all for now.
06:51I must grow up
06:53with you in my next life.
06:56We'll fight side by side.
06:59Wait.
07:08Can you be more professional?
07:10You put it so low
07:11because you want to
07:12tie yourself up.
07:14Who are you?
07:15Who let you in?
07:17I'm just a flower farmer
07:18in the mansion.
07:20I'm here to tell you
07:22that you were just
07:23restricted by someone
07:25and can't be untied.
07:29Thank you for your hard work.
07:30Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:32Please.
07:37The first way to break the knot
07:39is to use a rare
07:40natural treasure.
07:42But you're not
07:43that lucky.
07:48Then
07:49is there any other way?
07:52The second way
07:54is to get the Mirror of the Ancestors
07:56and break the knot
07:57with your own ability.
07:59The Mirror of the Ancestors?
08:00What kind of mirror is it?
08:01Do you have it?
08:02You idiot.
08:03You don't even know that?
08:05Cultivators are born
08:07in the same level as the heaven and the earth.
08:09The first level.
08:11Finally, by training
08:12their skin, flesh, bones,
08:14marrow, internal organs, blood
08:16and accumulating vitality,
08:18they will get stronger step by step
08:19from the second level to the eighth level.
08:21The ninth level
08:22is to control the power of the heaven and the earth.
08:24In the world of the Ancestors,
08:26the heaven and the earth
08:27begin to destroy the soul.
08:29If you can't break the knot,
08:30you will be a great Ancestor.
08:32In the world of the Ancestors,
08:33life and death depend on it.
08:37The world of the Ancestors is too good.
08:39This world
08:40can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to the heaven and the earth.
08:43In the world of the Ancestors,
08:44it is said that
08:45the heaven and the earth are too weak
08:46to live forever.
08:50How long will it take
08:51for me to become an Ancestor?
08:53With your ability,
08:54you can't live ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have
09:03a set of strange martial arts
09:05that suits you very well.
09:08What's so strange about it?
09:10Ordinary people practice
09:12by absorbing
09:13the vitality of the heaven and the earth.
09:15And you have such a poor ability,
09:17of course, you can't do it.
09:19But my martial arts
09:21is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the body
09:25to solve the problem.
09:26It can fully control the process of cultivation.
09:28Through the accumulation, creation,
09:29and conversion of a series of combinations,
09:31you can increase your cultivation.
09:32You can accurately aim
09:33at the point where you feel the pain.
09:34Until you reach the blue sea
09:35in the zone of the West Branch,
09:37you can complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever worked on the Internet?
09:43I'm late today.
09:46I don't understand your martial arts.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:52The heavier the beating, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This martial art is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope this set of martial arts will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore it.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04Just call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you.
10:15Episode 1
10:23Detecting the secret spot of Mount Qi,
10:25the Phoenix Leaf Plate Street.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:46Please wait for a moment in the fusion of secrets.
10:49Please wait for a moment in the fusion of secrets.
11:15Obtained the first secret spot.
11:17Activate the anger value system.
11:19Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value.
11:23It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If the anger value is not enough,
11:28the host is at risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't have to look for the secret spot.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is really...
11:36too cool!
11:38Open the keyboard function for the first time.
11:40Free lottery three times.
11:42The probability of winning the lottery is increased by three chances.
11:45Do you want to start the lottery?
11:49The idea of guiding guests is a bit familiar.
11:54But now I feel like I'm on fire.
11:57Let's go!
12:11Let me welcome you to the 999 mountain villa!
12:15Ah!
12:24Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:27I don't believe it!
12:45Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
12:48What?
12:56What is this?
13:00Reduce pain.
13:02Lock up.
13:04It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:07What does joy and happiness have to do with function?
13:10Why should I be willing to let others attack me?
13:12Can't you be more strict?
13:16One more time.
13:29Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
13:33Not bad, not bad.
13:34This is a good place to hide.
13:36It's a must-have item for old Liu.
13:46Please get the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:49I've got a lot of things today.
13:58The Happy Cannonball is here!
14:01Run!
14:02Run!
14:08Dog?
14:10Help!
14:15Dog?
14:27Wild dog?
14:37Bad dog.
14:40Come back!
14:46Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:04Little dog,
15:05anything you pick will only hurt you.
15:10Get lost!
15:11What did you do to my dog?
15:16The Happy Cannonball is here!
15:22How dare you kill my dog!
15:24Oh, no!
15:25Oh, no!
15:26I'd rather die than let you live!
15:32It hurts!
15:35You're so cruel, little girl.
15:38The experience value is increasing rapidly.
15:42Are you stupid?
15:43I'm afraid you'll bully me,
15:45so I came to the edge of the cliff.
15:47I can amplify the pain tenfold.
15:51Catch me again!
15:56Wait!
15:57Listen to me.
15:59What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private talk.
16:03What is a private talk?
16:05A private talk is...
16:06a private conversation.
16:09No!
16:10Hey!
16:11We've reached a consensus.
16:13What do you want to do?
16:15Let's make a bet.
16:17If I can beat you ten times without any pain,
16:19we'll let go of the dog and me entering your house.
16:26You?
16:27You want to chop me ten times?
16:29Let's make a bet.
16:31Okay.
16:33No anger value?
16:35I don't think it's strong enough.
16:38One!
16:39Wait!
16:40I said it wrong.
16:41Say it again.
16:44Say it!
16:45If I win,
16:46you'll have to call me brother-in-law.
16:53You!
16:55That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
16:59I'll make you kneel down
17:01and apologize to me.
17:03It's a deal.
17:06Ready, go!
17:08Go to hell!
17:16What do you want from me?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:19I want to drink some water.
17:22I'll beat you to death!
17:26How do I use this?
17:29Is it supposed to be there?
17:32I can only use it five times.
17:36This keyboard is so useless.
17:39Are you going to drink water or leave the palace?
17:41Why are you in such a hurry?
17:44Come on.
17:45Just avoid my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52Fine, I won't hit you.
17:54Prepare to beg for mercy!
17:58I said I won't hit you!
18:05I'll break it with a whip.
18:08Hey, are you okay?
18:11It works!
18:12The function of the Happy Bubble Ball is activated.
18:15No abnormal feelings.
18:16Pure normal phenomenon.
18:18Comfortable.
18:21Prepare to beg for mercy!
18:27Comfortable.
18:28So comfortable.
18:33That's great.
18:34Silly girl, you're really silly.
18:36Yeah.
18:40Why don't you continue?
18:41There are still three sides to go.
18:42Go on.
18:45Do you have a perverted hobby?
18:50How is that possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:53I never show off.
18:55Don't pity me because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:00You're really a pervert.
19:02I don't want to play anymore!
19:04I won't say anything.
19:05Call me brother-in-law.
19:07Brother-in-law.
19:16You're really good at making up for your mistakes.
19:19I almost lost my face.
19:25This meal is not bad.
19:28It's really good.
19:29It's good for your health.
19:33Ziwen!
19:34Wait for me to see the master and his wife.
19:37Who is it?
19:38Are you trespassing?
19:44What's wrong with you?
19:46Change your clothes.
19:47The master and his wife are waiting for you in the meeting room.
19:50Why are they looking for me?
19:52Why?
19:54Of course they're looking for you to settle the score.
19:59But I was injured by the second lady.
20:01I can't walk anymore.
20:03Why did the second lady fall in love with such a rascal?
20:07Get up.
20:08Don't keep the master and his wife waiting.
20:11I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, carry me away.
20:15I'm still injured.
20:16Respect me.
20:17I'm the son-in-law of the Chu family.
20:32Three days later
20:35It's so beautiful.
20:37What a beautiful house!
20:40Ziwen.
20:41What's wrong with you?
20:44I know I ruined the reputation of the second lady.
20:46I deserve to die.
20:48So the second lady asked me to settle the score just now.
20:50I didn't resist at all.
20:51Her love for me is deep in my heart.
20:55Until I was hit eight times,
20:56I finally got her forgiveness.
20:59It's nonsense.
21:01Don't be angry.
21:03I think she regretted it sincerely.
21:05And she was punished.
21:07Let's just forget about it.
21:10You're wrong.
21:12As the head of the four families in Mingyue City,
21:15our family has always been well-known.
21:17There has never been such a scandal.
21:19If we forget about it,
21:20how can we face the Chu family?
21:24Uncle, he didn't do anything to me.
21:26Who let you out?
21:27Go back.
21:28But...
21:29Daughter, you're still too naive.
21:31As the saying goes,
21:32if you're not afraid of thieves, you're afraid of thieves.
21:35Our family is big.
21:37What if he not only steals people,
21:39but also steals money?
21:41Yue Po, don't talk nonsense.
21:43The third brother is a man of his words.
21:45No matter what,
21:46Zuoan must be punished today
21:48to maintain the dignity of our Chu family.
21:50Yes.
21:51Brother,
21:52you can't be too kind.
21:54Report!
21:56Madam,
21:57there is a woman outside
21:58who wants to see you.
22:00She has attracted many people.
22:02She said she was from Yihong Brothel.
22:06Bring her here.
22:09You're heartless.
22:11You said you would marry me
22:13and be my sister.
22:15That's why I agreed to marry you.
22:17How can you do this?
22:21Zuoan,
22:22what's going on?
22:25This...
22:27Sister,
22:28who are you?
22:30You're heartless.
22:32Don't pretend you don't know me.
22:34You used to call me Chunhua.
22:39Oh,
22:40I remember now.
22:41My dear Chunhua,
22:42how much money do I owe you?
22:44Zuoan,
22:45you...
22:46Chunhua,
22:47how much money?
22:48Just tell me.
22:49Well,
22:50it should be 20...
22:52No,
22:5330 taels of silver.
22:54How about this?
22:55I'll give you 300 taels.
22:56The rest will be your betrothal gifts.
22:58My dear,
22:59I don't have much money now.
23:01Lend me 300 taels first.
23:04Someone,
23:05go get 300 taels.
23:06Chu Yan,
23:07what do you mean?
23:09Let me see.
23:10Let me see.
23:12Chunhua,
23:13this is your settlement fee.
23:15A woman like you
23:17is now in the back yard of the Chu family
23:19and can't stand it.
23:20You're just in time
23:21to take her job.
23:23Settlement fee?
23:25Back yard?
23:26What do you mean?
23:28Look,
23:29all the servants in the Chu family
23:30are in good health.
23:32Besides,
23:33we have two rooms and three rooms.
23:35So after you get married,
23:36you have to work harder.
23:40Bastard,
23:41let's get married.
23:42I don't want to.
23:43What I said just now is all fake.
23:44Someone instigated me.
23:46You finally tell the truth.
23:48It seems that
23:49he is not as bad as it is said outside.
23:51You don't have such a bad taste.
23:53Who instigated you?
23:54I...
23:55I don't know.
23:57He gave me 20 taels of silver
23:59and let me frame the son-in-law of the Chu family.
24:01I was so confused.
24:03Please let me go.
24:05Someone,
24:06take her down and deal with her.
24:07Don't stain everyone's eyes.
24:09Let me go.
24:10I really hurt you.
24:12You deserve it.
24:13Prime Minister Rui.
24:14Father-in-law, mother-in-law,
24:15I know I was wrong
24:17and I regretted it.
24:18But I don't know who did this to me.
24:20If I hadn't been smart,
24:21my wife and I would have been together.
24:23I'm afraid I can't change my words today.
24:27Since Zuo An was wronged,
24:29he has been punished by Huan Zhao.
24:32Don't mention
24:33what happened before.
24:35What do you think?
24:36Do we just let him go?
24:38In my opinion,
24:40we should strictly discipline Zuo An in the future.
24:44Thank you, father-in-law.
24:48Hurry up.
24:49Take Zuo An back to recuperate.
24:54Who is against me?
24:58What?
24:59Do you miss your brother-in-law
25:00as soon as you broke up?
25:03You didn't get angry?
25:05You failed.
25:06I just want to say sorry.
25:08No one listens to me today.
25:10Anyway,
25:11I will protect you in the future.
25:14Silly girl.
25:16Ouch!
25:18It hurts!
25:20Are you crazy?
25:21Happy Bubble Ball
25:22is out of service now.
25:31Warning.
25:32Happy Bubble Ball
25:33is out of service for one hour.
25:35No complaints or compensation will be accepted.
25:39You reminded me in time.
25:46What?
25:48Ghost!
25:52Mr. Mi.
25:55You look different today.
26:03What are you doing?
26:04I don't have that kind of hobby.
26:10You are level 2 and level 3.
26:13You are perfect in level 3.
26:16No wonder your weak body
26:19can withstand the power of a hobby.
26:22What is level 2 and level 3?
26:24Normal people
26:26take months or even years
26:28to train their vitality.
26:30But your ability to nail the lower level
26:33can break through to level 2 and level 3
26:35in a short time.
26:37Although the secret is magical,
26:40it can't be improved so quickly.
26:45It seems that the secret
26:47is to help me get through
26:48the most difficult level of vitality.
26:50I went straight to level 2.
26:52In the end, the edge of my hobby
26:53was almost hit by the horse.
26:55So I became level 2 and level 3.
26:58It seems that the edge of your hobby is really powerful.
27:01In addition, you have been enduring the pain
27:03and your body has reached its limit.
27:05With the power of the secret,
27:07you can train so fast.
27:10Take this medicine.
27:11Take good care of yourself these days.
27:13Don't lose your life.
27:17Master,
27:18I really don't know how to thank you.
27:21Don't worry.
27:22You will know
27:24soon.
27:28No one will come tonight, right?
27:38Chu Huan Zhao is a good girl.
27:40She has the potential to be a money-collecting machine.
27:43She can collect 14 times.
27:46Shall we start the lottery?
27:49Let's do it.
27:50Start the lottery.
27:58Why only the digital zone
28:00but not the letter zone?
28:02The lottery system is currently only partially open.
28:05The function is not unlocked yet.
28:07It seems that the first three times of the lottery
28:09are not limited
28:11because the winner gets a reward.
28:13Wait a minute.
28:14It seems that the probability of winning the prize has been mentioned.
28:16Now the probability of winning the prize is...
28:31Shall we start the next lottery?
28:34It's okay.
28:35I have enough anger.
28:36Let's do it again.
28:37Start the lottery.
28:43Thank you for your participation.
28:45The location is not good.
28:56Thank you for your participation.
28:58I'm so angry.
28:59What kind of African system is this?
29:05I'd rather not eat the next meal
29:07in exchange for a chance to win the prize.
29:11Yes!
29:20Congratulations on your recovery.
29:22Xinchun
29:24Xinchun is too old.
29:26It seems to be the same as the blood supply in the game.
29:35The effect is so good.
29:43Why do my eyes feel spicy?
29:46Shall we continue the lottery?
29:48Of course.
29:49Let me move my muscles.
29:50Get ready.
29:53I feel full of power at this moment.
29:57This guy must have been struck by lightning.
30:04Five Hours Later
30:15Master, don't worry.
30:16Miss Chu still has no chance to win this time.
30:18Please rest your worry.
30:19After observation
30:20Zuan's condition is in a state of low.
30:21We only have a little chance to get rid of her.
30:23After we complete our mission
30:25please keep your promise
30:27to release my clan.
30:29Ten Hours Later
30:34In fact, I haven't had time to tell you that Lingquan was polluted on Yan'er's wedding night.
30:45This is the lifeblood of the Chu's weapon industry. Why didn't you tell me earlier?
30:51I didn't dare to tell you because you were pissed off by Zuo'an that night.
30:55Someone must have deliberately used Zuo'an to create chaos to distract everyone's attention and pollute Lingquan secretly.
31:02That's what I thought, too.
31:04No matter how messy Zuo'an is, he won't go to Huan Zhao's room on his wedding night.
31:09He doesn't have that much courage.
31:12Today in the meeting hall, his courage is not small.
31:18Huan Zhao was knocked out that night.
31:20You don't think he has the ability, do you?
31:23If he really had the ability, maybe he wouldn't be so annoying.
31:28The criminal who polluted Lingquan has been concealed.
31:30Now I want to know who is secretly targeting Zuo'an.
31:34That's right.
31:35From the wedding night to the thundering and then to the meeting hall,
31:39there must be a plot behind a series of times to target Zuo'an.
31:44Yes.
31:45I didn't believe it at first,
31:47but what happened in the meeting hall today did seem to be targeted by someone.
31:51Maybe we can figure out the mastermind behind all this.
31:56Your wife is right.
31:58But we can't ignore Zuo'an's safety.
32:02You don't have to be so careful.
32:04Just send him a bodyguard or something.
32:06Don't worry, Dad and Mom.
32:07I'll take care of it.
32:09This is a waste of my life.
32:26God wants to kill me.
32:30Where did I offend my mother-in-law again?
32:33Forget it.
32:34Let the anger be stronger.
32:37Let's see if my mother-in-law's anger can bring good luck.
32:42Hit me.
32:45Oh!
32:54Baby!
32:56I really have to thank my mother-in-law.
32:59Oh!
33:12Oh!
33:13Awesome!
33:15I feel warm all over.
33:18Why is it still smelly?
33:22Oh!
33:26It's good to have someone to serve me.
33:29I can take a bath at night.
33:32I'm so angry these days.
33:46The new clothes your wife gave me are perfect.
33:50I heard you got better yesterday.
33:53It seems to be true.
33:55I have to thank Chu's medicine.
33:57As expected, the medicine is cured.
33:59Besides, the second lady didn't kill herself.
34:02It's just that the wound looks scary.
34:05I have something for you.
34:09What is this?
34:11Kunxian lock.
34:12Kunxian lock?
34:14It sounds very advanced.
34:17It's strange.
34:18Are the people here so playful?
34:22I'm a little shy in broad daylight.
34:25Why don't we find another time?
34:27What are you talking about?
34:29This Kunxian lock is specially treated.
34:32It is used to deal with low-level cultivators.
34:34You keep it for self-defense.
34:36I see.
34:37My wife cares about my safety.
34:40You are the son-in-law of the Chu family.
34:42Of course I have to protect you.
34:44My wife is kind.
34:45Of course I have to keep it.
34:47The Kunxian lock is not a perfect solution.
34:49You have to be careful in the future.
34:51Xueer, let's go.
35:02She likes me.
35:04She must like me.
35:06She is smart, energetic, humorous and elegant like me.
35:09She also showed her wisdom and courage.
35:12How can I not like her?
35:14What should our child's name be?
35:17For a girl...
35:19Zu...
35:20Oh, no.
35:21Chu...
35:22Chuchu.
35:23It sounds cute.
35:26If it's a boy...
35:28Chu Aotian.
35:30Chu Tianba.
35:43Well.
35:45It's true that boys should take care of themselves.
35:48I feel that today's spirit has reached the peak.
35:53Since she likes me,
35:55as a man, I have to take the initiative.
35:59Why don't I have a meal with her first to build a relationship?
36:03I don't know what kind of girl she likes.
36:06A mature and steady one should be fine.
36:12Madam.
36:13I would like to invite you to dinner.
36:15Would you like to join me?
36:19What if she prefers a more overbearing one?
36:23Woman.
36:24You have successfully attracted my attention.
36:27For this, I have prepared a fish pond
36:30and a candlelight dinner.
36:35Wait.
36:36What if she prefers a cuter one?
36:39Madam.
36:40Would you like to have dinner with me?
36:44Disgusting.
36:45I quit.
36:46I'll go to the office.
36:50Honey.
36:51Honey.
36:52Are you here?
36:59No one is here?
37:09Why are you here?
37:14Why are you in my wife's room?
37:17I just wanted to come here to get some fresh air.
37:20But I accidentally wet my clothes.
37:22I was changing my clothes.
37:24I didn't expect you to barge in.
37:38Where is he hiding?
37:40Honey.
37:41Honey.
37:42Are you here?
37:44No one is here?
37:51Have you seen enough?
37:53Changing clothes?
37:54You didn't make a sound when I came in.
37:56I'm afraid there's something wrong.
37:58Let me check.
38:01Nothing special.
38:03For me,
38:04it's hard to find a three-legged toad.
38:06Two-legged toads are everywhere.
38:10How dare you compare me with a toad?
38:253.45926
38:264.496
38:27What about this?
38:284.49638
38:294.49638
38:304.49638
38:314.49638
38:34What?
38:35You've never seen a leg before?
38:38You're acting like this in front of my wife.
38:40I'm acting differently here.
38:41Let me see what you're up to.
38:52It's not that I've never seen a leg before.
38:54I just didn't expect to see you in Chu Yan's room.
38:59Get out of the way.
39:00I told you.
39:01It was just an accident.
39:04I don't believe you.
39:06You...
39:09Get out of the way.
39:10Or I'll be rude.
39:15Are you threatening me?
39:17But it's okay.
39:18You're so nervous.
39:20Do you have a ghost in your heart?
39:25What are you doing?
39:30If I say
39:32I'm acting,
39:34will you believe me?
39:37Come here.
39:38It hurts.
39:39Let go of me.
39:40Ma'am,
39:41let me explain.
39:44Ma'am.
39:48I'm sorry
39:50for offending you today.
39:52I apologize.
39:55How dare you eavesdrop when you've made a mistake?
39:58The face of a woman
40:00is like the sky in June.
40:02It changes at will.
40:04She likes me at the first second.
40:06But she doesn't listen to my explanation
40:08and rejects me.
40:10Stop dreaming.
40:12My lady doesn't like you.
40:15You're too young
40:17to understand the way of a man and a woman.
40:19It's called the depth of love
40:21and the depth of love.
40:22She's jealous.
40:24I don't want to argue with you.
40:26Let's go.
40:29Oh, no.
40:30Is it a misunderstanding?
40:33I'd better talk to her tonight.
40:57My lady,
40:58do you want to eat melon seeds?
41:00Don't eat too much.
41:01I heard that if you eat too much melon seeds,
41:03your eyebrows will be damaged.
41:05Let's see if they say anything bad about me.
41:10My lady, you scared me again.
41:13By the way,
41:14that guy is getting more and more outrageous.
41:16He not only touched the second lady's room,
41:18but also molested Miss Pei.
41:21I always think
41:23he's a little different from before.
41:27Was he found out?
41:29Could it be that he was kicked out by Lei Pi?
41:33Fortunately, I can use Lei Pi to explain
41:35and thank God Lei.
41:38He did that today.
41:40My lady, you just kicked him out
41:42and didn't even scold him.
41:44In my opinion,
41:45why didn't that thunder kill him?
41:47In this case,
41:48you don't have to be so wronged.
41:54Come in.
41:58My lady, good evening.
42:01Why do you like to listen to other people?
42:04It's not that I want to eavesdrop.
42:05It's just that you talk too loudly.
42:08Nonsense.
42:09What are you doing here?
42:10It's so late.
42:11Do you know the rules?
42:13What do you think I'm doing here?
42:16Miss.
42:18It's still early in the afternoon.
42:20Miss?
42:22There are still a lot of misunderstandings to be resolved in the afternoon.
42:25I want to pull up the curtains with you at night
42:27and slowly explain to you.
42:34Although hitting is anger and scolding is love,
42:37your wife is a little too much.
42:40Zudang,
42:41can you be a little more self-aware?
42:44It's okay to make trouble.
42:46But you still want to get close to my lady.
42:48My lady?
42:49No need to say more.
42:50Zuoan,
42:51go back to where you should go.
42:53My lady,
42:54are you really jealous?
42:57Between me and Pei Nianman,
42:58nothing really happened.
43:00She wants to compete with me.
43:02I deliberately hit her.
43:04Don't think too much.
43:06My lady won't be jealous because of you.
43:09Because
43:10you don't deserve it.
43:13Miscalculation.
43:14It seems that this is not jealousy.
43:17I can't come for nothing.
43:18Let's talk about anger first.
43:21Oh,
43:22I see.
43:23Since my lady is not jealous,
43:26why did you let the dog out to bark?
43:31Do you know
43:32who you are?
43:37The world is changing.
43:40People's hearts are not as they used to be.
43:42It's hard to communicate with each other.
43:44Is that reasonable?
43:48Shut up.
43:52Since you don't want to talk to me,
43:54why do you want to get close to me?
43:56Believe it or not,
43:57I will go to the city tomorrow
43:58to beat the drums
43:59and tell the truth about the fake couple.
44:03How dare you?
44:06Why not?
44:08Anyway, my reputation is ruined.
44:11At worst,
44:12I will be broken.
44:18Do you really want to stay here?
44:21Let me stay with you tonight.
44:24My lady, no.
44:26As a maid,
44:27I have this obligation.
44:29What kind of operation is this?
44:30Why don't you follow the rules?
44:36But he,
44:37he is not a man.
44:38Xue'er.
44:40You even know that?
44:43Otherwise, why do you think
44:44my lady chose you?
44:46But I was instructed by a master.
44:48I was restrained
44:50but not without a solution.
44:54What?
44:55There is a solution?
44:58You don't need to know that.
45:01Xue'er.
45:03Xue'er.
45:04Come and take a rest.
45:06What do you want me to do?
45:21Forget it.
45:22I have thought about it.
45:25I still want to protect your lady.
45:28Don't be a toad
45:29who wants to eat swan meat.
45:31I don't deserve it.
45:33Take a rest, my lady.
45:35If you miss me,
45:36you can tell me anytime.
45:41Xue'er,
45:42did I have a bad dream just now?
45:54My lady asked you to bring flowers
45:56and invite me here?
45:58Yes.
45:59Wait a moment.
46:00My lady will be here soon.
46:07We just met last night.
46:09Why do you want to see me so early in the morning?
46:11You must miss me.
46:13Go down.
46:16No.
46:18No.
46:19I don't want to be a toad.
46:23Xue'er.
46:25No.
46:27Help.
46:28Help.
46:30Help me.
46:32Help me.
46:33I...
46:35I feel like I had a bad dream last night.
46:42Where is he?
46:47He died so soon.
46:49What a waste.
46:56He is really dead.
47:01Come down.
47:07You like water monsters, right?
47:09I'll teach you a lesson today.
47:27Oh, no.
47:30Oh, no.
47:46I'm sorry.
47:47I didn't mean to eat your tofu.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:51I'm sorry.
47:57He is so eatable.
47:58Why is he still so skinny?
48:01Go away.
48:02Yes.
48:04Even if you want to take revenge on me,
48:06you don't have to be so cruel.
48:08It's great now.
48:10You can't even catch a toad.
48:18In order to save you,
48:19I have to sacrifice myself.
48:33I'm finally awake.
48:41Xia Liu.
48:47What are you doing?
48:49I...
48:52I...
48:53I said I was saving him.
48:55Do you believe me?
48:57Fine.
48:58This time, I can't even wash myself after jumping into the Yellow River.
49:03Xue'er.
49:04What happened?
49:06I was so confused that I fell into the lake.
49:08Xue'er came to save me.
49:10But I slipped and fell into the lake.
49:14Fortunately, I can swim.
49:15So I was able to drag him ashore.
49:18Is that true?
49:20You saved me.
49:21Why did you take off my clothes and touch my chest?
49:23I was doing CPR for you.
49:25Do you know how to save people?
49:26Forget it.
49:27You won't understand even if I tell you.
49:30Besides,
49:31this...
49:34I don't care about it.
49:36You...
49:37Enough.
49:39Without me,
49:40you would have been the King of Hell.
49:43Xue'er.
49:44You are soaked.
49:45Go back to your room to change.
49:46Yes.
49:49Madam.
49:50Don't leave yet.
49:53What else?
49:55Let's have a discussion.
49:56Look.
49:57Since I got married,
49:59I've been thrown into the lake again.
50:02There are many big and small changes.
50:04I deeply believe
50:05that I need a personal bodyguard.
50:09You are right.
50:10But
50:11we can't ignore Zuo'an's safety.
50:14You don't have to be so careful.
50:16Just send him a bodyguard.
50:18Don't worry.
50:19I'll take care of it.
50:20You don't want me to be in trouble again, do you?
50:23You are old and lonely.
50:24You must be lonely.
50:25I know.
50:26I'm lonely, too.
50:28I'll send someone to you.
50:31Now,
50:32I need to choose a personal bodyguard
50:34to serve Zuo'an.
50:36Do you want to
50:37take a step forward?
50:44Yes.
50:47Okay.
50:48I'll choose you.