Kedba Bidaa - فيلم كِذْبَــة بَيْضَـاءٍ 2018 كامل بطولة طوني عيسى وجيسي عبدو
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00:00:00So, you know, kissing in public.
00:00:29No super tight or revealing clothing, no...
00:00:32Drink in front of my family.
00:00:33You know I only like to get drunk with my fiancé.
00:00:34I can't believe we're here.
00:00:35What?
00:00:36No hugging, too?
00:00:37No, that's great.
00:00:38You never complain about my screaming in private.
00:00:39Why the hell are you screaming like that?
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00:01:31This is my sister, Nahla.
00:01:32Hi.
00:01:33Hello.
00:01:34Hi.
00:01:35Hi.
00:01:36And my brother, Omar.
00:01:37And people call me Omar.
00:01:38God welcome and a nice landing.
00:01:40Welcome to Egypt, happy feet.
00:01:42Oh, I love that movie.
00:01:43Yeah, welcome.
00:01:44I love it.
00:01:45I made all the food you like.
00:01:46How is it?
00:01:47Yummy.
00:01:48Let's go.
00:01:52What do you think?
00:01:53It's...
00:01:55different.
00:01:56Your friend is upset.
00:01:57What friend?
00:01:58She's my fiancée.
00:01:59Ahmed doesn't worry about me.
00:02:00He's always standing up.
00:02:01Don't you ever fall?
00:02:02Are you standing up or sleeping?
00:02:03But fall.
00:02:04I'll fall.
00:02:05Thank God, I know how to jump well.
00:02:06Hello, welcome.
00:02:08Thank God, you're safe, Ahmed.
00:02:10I missed you so much.
00:02:11I missed you.
00:02:12How are you, Abu Nagwa?
00:02:13Uh, Chrissy, this is Abu Nagwa,
00:02:15our family friend and neighbor.
00:02:17Hi, Abu.
00:02:18Nice to meet you.
00:02:19Abu, Abu me.
00:02:21Uh...
00:02:22Didn't you say his name was Abu?
00:02:23Yes, yes, but it's a...
00:02:25it's a complicated name.
00:02:26Abu means father,
00:02:27so Abu Nagwa means the father of Nagwa.
00:02:30That's how we refer to people.
00:02:31What's his actual name, though?
00:02:41What's his name?
00:02:42Uh, his name is Jack, Chris.
00:02:44Jack.
00:02:45Jack?
00:02:46Really?
00:02:47Wow.
00:02:58Is there a problem, babe?
00:02:59They want us to ride in this piece of crap.
00:03:01I'm gonna go rent a car.
00:03:03It's no big deal.
00:03:05Plus, only tourists rent cars.
00:03:07I'm with a bona fide Egyptian.
00:03:08It'll be fun.
00:03:09Ah, fun.
00:03:10I hope Mrs. M.D.K. likes the car.
00:03:12And then I have an air-conditioned car.
00:03:27Hey, Abu Nagwa, the singer from under the sea.
00:03:29Did you bring the tapes from the museum or what?
00:03:31What museum?
00:03:32The tapes are gone.
00:03:34I'm making you a special ticket for your wedding.
00:03:37Ticket?
00:03:38Babe, does Jack have any Egyptian music?
00:03:40I'd love to hear some.
00:03:41Uh, Uncle Thomas.
00:03:42I thought you said his name was Jack.
00:03:44Uh, it's a complicated man.
00:03:46I'm telling you, the bride wants an Arab singer.
00:03:48Play an Arab singer.
00:03:49You can't come in early, Maw.
00:03:53I love this.
00:03:54We should probably get our wedding.
00:03:55Wedding?
00:03:56I'm telling you, Uncle Thomas, this is a wedding.
00:03:58Babe, is that legal?
00:04:01No, it's not.
00:04:03Is the wedding venue close to here?
00:04:05No, it's near downtown.
00:04:06This is called, uh, Masr al-Din.
00:04:08Masr al-Din.
00:04:09Can we go to the venue tomorrow morning?
00:04:11Of course, Maw.
00:04:12It's crispy, Mala.
00:04:14Crispy?
00:04:15It's crispy.
00:04:16Mom, she wants to know where the wedding venue is.
00:04:19She wants to know where the wedding venue is.
00:04:21There's no wedding venue on the street.
00:04:23I'm telling you, on the street, everyone who's going and coming,
00:04:26tell them congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
00:04:27This wedding in Suwan is the one that gathers all your friends.
00:04:30You, from our neighborhood, and a real man,
00:04:32and we want to surprise you and do the homework with you.
00:04:35I'm telling you, no homework, no talent.
00:04:36Ahmed, you do the Suwan wedding, and we'll do the Bazaar wedding.
00:04:38Ahmed, is that real meat?
00:04:40Come on, babe, listen to me.
00:04:42I'm telling you, Ahmed, listen to me.
00:04:43You don't want any animal in your wedding.
00:04:45I have a friend, Ahmed Seema.
00:04:46Maybe I'll get him for you.
00:04:47Right now, who's in the mood,
00:04:48Okka and Ortega,
00:04:50will make you happy.
00:04:51Oh, that's a good way to die.
00:04:54Chrissy, make yourself crazy.
00:05:06I'm sorry.
00:05:21Hey Cindy.
00:05:28Hello.
00:05:33I left in the USA.
00:05:36Wanted you to bring this.
00:05:39Why are you saying this?
00:05:40If he could have brought more, he would have, he's not a miser.
00:05:43You mean to say he likes you?
00:05:45No, tell me, what is it that he likes about Egypt?
00:05:49He only likes you.
00:05:50Where will you go? Here? With us?
00:05:55You're the one who married her, and she's still single.
00:05:58And the people around her, they're all losers.
00:06:02And losers don't know the basics.
00:06:05Nina, you're going to stay with us for two days until my parents come.
00:06:21What are you saying?
00:06:23Don't you know English?
00:06:26She does swear, but she doesn't swear at you. She swears in general.
00:06:30Christine, aren't you going to eat?
00:06:32Are you angry?
00:06:34Angry? No, I just got scared. I didn't see the cane coming.
00:06:38He means hungry, ma'am.
00:06:40Oh, hungry. Yes, I'm starving.
00:06:44In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful.
00:06:46Hamada, my dear, I want you to eat all of this food.
00:06:49You don't seem to like it. It's all crumpled up.
00:06:52And you, Christine, I'm not going to cut you.
00:06:55I want you to...
00:06:57Mom, mom, mom, because I want you to be...
00:07:00Like this.
00:07:13Oh, my dear, of course.
00:07:15I love that you're my sister-in-law.
00:07:18Because I'm going to feed you to the rabbit, too.
00:07:23Oh, my God.
00:07:25Amal, what is that?
00:07:27Yes, Hamada. Why did she dress up like that?
00:07:30That's a rabbit. I washed it myself and made it look like a bee.
00:07:34Christine, don't scare the...
00:07:36This is not a cat. This is a rabbit.
00:07:39Rabbit. Mom, she holds the rabbit from her ears.
00:07:42And look to the rabbit.
00:07:44And her breast.
00:07:46And count to ten.
00:07:48And catch the knife.
00:07:50Kill the rabbit quickly and softly.
00:07:54Because this animal.
00:07:56And then remove her...
00:07:59The fur.
00:08:01Her hair and her skin.
00:08:03Yes.
00:08:04And cook it.
00:08:06Yes, what?
00:08:09What's the question?
00:08:11Vegetabillion. Vegetables eat vegetables. Vegetabillion.
00:08:25Oh, is this your wedding dress?
00:08:30Beautiful, beautiful.
00:08:32We must hide it.
00:08:34You know, because Ahmed cannot see it.
00:08:36It's bad luck. You see this here.
00:08:38Okay.
00:08:39And I think also Nina can see it.
00:08:42We'll carry on.
00:08:53Can I help you?
00:08:54No, it's okay.
00:09:01Is that for me?
00:09:07Because you didn't eat good on dinner.
00:09:10She made you this grass.
00:09:13Helps.
00:09:14Vegetabillion?
00:09:15That is so kind.
00:09:17Thank you, Hannah.
00:09:19I'm so hungry.
00:09:25See, Chris, when you...
00:09:33You like it?
00:09:34It's so good.
00:09:35You want some?
00:09:36No, babe, thank you.
00:10:01Hey, crunchy.
00:10:02Can't sleep?
00:10:03I'm too excited to see the wedding venue tomorrow.
00:10:05Your mom is so cute, by the way.
00:10:07She keeps feeding me.
00:10:08You're gonna look really cute with a big Egyptian butt.
00:10:14Excuse me.
00:10:23Happy?
00:10:25Get in.
00:10:26Okay.
00:10:33I love you.
00:11:04Hannah!
00:11:05Give me back Hannah!
00:11:07I want to kiss Maggie!
00:11:16And then, above all the work we do,
00:11:19there's something very important we need to focus on.
00:11:21Marketing.
00:11:22Marketing is very important to us.
00:11:24People need to hear our work
00:11:26and understand exactly what we do.
00:11:29Does anyone have any questions?
00:11:30There are people asking questions, sir.
00:11:32Go ahead, Hannah.
00:11:33Nathalie.
00:11:35Nathalie.
00:11:36I mean, the project is very good,
00:11:38it's amazing, it's very cute.
00:11:40But it's really from America.
00:11:42Are you going to buy people's garbage?
00:11:44Do you know how much garbage Egypt removes every day?
00:11:47No.
00:11:4817,000 tons a day.
00:11:51How many days a year?
00:11:54365.
00:11:57So 6 million tons of garbage every year.
00:11:59Garbage.
00:12:00The unemployment rate in Egypt is 13%.
00:12:02Garbage is there, and the workers are there.
00:12:05All that's missing is the factories
00:12:07and the whole operating system.
00:12:09That's what we want to do in Ukraine.
00:12:11Let's go.
00:12:12Let's go, Ukraine.
00:12:13Let's go, guys.
00:12:22Mr. Ahmed,
00:12:24I want to thank you and Mr. Hussein for this great opportunity.
00:12:27I'm very happy to work with you.
00:12:31I'm ready to do anything you want.
00:12:33Anything, really.
00:12:35For the company to succeed.
00:12:39Thank you, Nathalie.
00:12:40You're welcome.
00:12:43Bye.
00:12:44Bye.
00:12:47Of course, you were interviewing us yesterday.
00:12:49What do you think?
00:12:50I'm telling you, we want people to accept the project,
00:12:52not see it as very cute.
00:12:53When people accept the project and see it as very cute
00:12:55and everything will be like in the movies.
00:12:57What's wrong with you?
00:12:59What's this?
00:13:01Christy said it three times.
00:13:03We have to do this now.
00:13:04You haven't told her yet, Ahmed?
00:13:06You're making a fool of yourself.
00:13:07Hussein, it was someone else.
00:13:09They called me, and their brains are dry.
00:13:11And then today's interview,
00:13:12they made a mess of my brain.
00:13:13God forbid.
00:13:14It looks like a disaster.
00:13:15I hope you don't have anything on you.
00:13:17I don't.
00:13:18Hello.
00:13:19Hello.
00:13:20Hello.
00:13:21Thank God.
00:13:22Thank you, Ahmed.
00:13:23I miss you.
00:13:24I miss you, too.
00:13:25Let's sit down, man.
00:13:26How are you, Hussein?
00:13:27How are you, Hajji Mahrous?
00:13:28Welcome to my office.
00:13:29I'm glad you're here.
00:13:30Thank you, Hussein.
00:13:31What can I do for you?
00:13:32My grandfather told me,
00:13:34don't worry about your brain,
00:13:35don't worry about success,
00:13:36don't worry about anything.
00:13:37I'm sorry, Hajji Mahrous.
00:13:39You're not my partner.
00:13:40You have to know everyone.
00:13:41I'm just Ahmed's partner.
00:13:43I want you to know them well.
00:13:46When I first met you in the U.S.,
00:13:48I never thought I'd meet you in this project.
00:13:51Yes, thank God,
00:13:52because I want to make as much money as I can from car sales.
00:13:55I didn't need to put all this money in front of you.
00:13:57That's why I want you to give me a gift.
00:14:00You and Mr. Hussein.
00:14:02Don't worry, Hajji.
00:14:03I'm more interested in this company's success than you.
00:14:05Don't forget,
00:14:06I sold the company to the president in the U.S.
00:14:08to make room for the company here.
00:14:10God willing.
00:14:18Salah!
00:14:19Salah!
00:14:22Salah!
00:14:32What's he selling?
00:14:33Spices?
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:45I had a few head tattoos
00:14:47before I got my real one.
00:14:51What are you doing in front of people?
00:14:53And what are you doing in the middle of the night?
00:14:56I'm sorry.
00:15:11Listen, there's a guy in there.
00:15:13I don't know him.
00:15:17I don't know him.
00:15:18Do you know how to speak English?
00:15:20Is he your ex boyfriend?
00:15:21What are you talking about?
00:15:22I don't know him.
00:15:23I'm asking you.
00:15:24What are you doing?
00:15:25Don't you know what you're doing?
00:15:27What are you doing?
00:15:29Why are you touching my girl?
00:15:31I don't know what you're talking about.
00:15:33Don't you know who I am?
00:15:35Stop it!
00:15:42I don't know you, Hajji!
00:15:43I don't know how you let her go to Kristy.
00:15:45I don't know what's your problem.
00:15:46I let her in the market.
00:15:47And you stay at the market till the end of the day?
00:15:49What the fuck?
00:15:50I don't know his name.
00:15:51He's fighting for you.
00:15:52Christy's parents don't know anything about Egypt.
00:15:54What?
00:15:55What?
00:15:56Why are you so upset?
00:15:57Oh, God.
00:15:58Where were you, fish, when we were fishermen?
00:16:03Mr. Ahmed, are you afraid?
00:16:04Because of mom, Christy's aunt made the city a little bit bigger.
00:16:07What's the problem?
00:16:08This is our country of peace and security.
00:16:10Afraid of what?
00:16:11This is a person who lives in New York, son.
00:16:12Their life is full of action, explosions, slow motion,
00:16:15and they fight like aliens from the movies.
00:16:17And they had to invent Batman and Spider-Man,
00:16:19and look at each other in the heart.
00:16:22You know what?
00:16:23One of my friends once told me that her brother,
00:16:26while he was in the street, was hit by a car.
00:16:29No, I heard that someone was driving in the opposite direction of the car.
00:16:31The government hit him.
00:16:32Guys, Christy doesn't even know that we live in Egypt.
00:16:35What the fuck?
00:16:36Peace be upon you.
00:16:38Fish!
00:16:39You're on the chair.
00:16:43What's this?
00:16:44Why are you so happy?
00:16:45Is everything okay?
00:16:46Are you going to take her to the market?
00:16:47I found her a little tired from sitting at home.
00:16:50I told her to take her to the market with me for a while.
00:16:52Nothing happened.
00:16:59Are they crazy or what?
00:17:16Why are you so upset?
00:17:20It's not the first thing I would have wanted you to see, okay?
00:17:22I want you to like it here, Chris.
00:17:24I loved it.
00:17:26You did?
00:17:27Yes, it was amazing.
00:17:28Well, good then.
00:17:30Hey, I should be the one that's upset.
00:17:32We were supposed to go to the venue today.
00:17:34Where were you?
00:17:36Well, I woke up early and...
00:17:39Dave?
00:17:41Where were you?
00:17:42Well, I woke up early and you were still sleeping.
00:17:44I didn't want to bother you.
00:17:45So, I went out to finish some paperwork for our marriage license.
00:17:50Amen.
00:17:51Don't do that again.
00:17:52Don't leave the house without telling me.
00:17:54Are you making fun of me?
00:17:55A little.
00:17:56Very funny, Ms. Hassan.
00:17:58But seriously, can we go to the venue tomorrow?
00:18:00I just want to make sure that everything is perfect.
00:18:02Your parents are coming tomorrow.
00:18:04Oh, God.
00:18:05Don't remind me.
00:18:07How are we going to deal with my dad in Egypt?
00:18:15Don't you know anything about the Sharia law?
00:18:17I'm telling you that you don't know that we're going to live in Egypt.
00:18:20So, you don't know at all?
00:18:22You'll know when I tell you.
00:18:23When are you going to tell me?
00:18:24Next week.
00:18:25What's wrong with you?
00:18:26I'm going to find the right time.
00:18:27The most important thing is that you don't know.
00:18:29Oh, here they are.
00:18:31Where's your dad?
00:18:33Hi.
00:18:34Hi, sweetheart.
00:18:35Hi, guys.
00:18:36Oh, hi.
00:18:37Sweetheart.
00:18:38Oh, hi.
00:18:39Hi.
00:18:40Hello.
00:18:41How are you, sweetie?
00:18:42What happened?
00:18:43Where's dad?
00:18:44Oh, there was a little misunderstanding.
00:18:47What happened?
00:18:49Well, you know he's an idiot.
00:18:51Mom, just tell her.
00:18:53The officers wanted to check through our bags and your father was tired from the flight.
00:18:58What did he say?
00:19:03He said, for Christ's sake, hurry up, camel boy.
00:19:07Whoa.
00:19:09This is what we're dealing with.
00:19:12Okay, welcome to Egypt, guys.
00:19:14You couldn't have looked twice before you closed the trunk?
00:19:16He said he was sorry, Steve.
00:19:18It's just a jacket.
00:19:19I'm really, really sorry, Steve.
00:19:23So how was the trip, Diane?
00:19:24Oh, well, it was a big one.
00:19:26We flew from Houston to Paris and then Paris to Cairo, but we've always wanted to come to Egypt.
00:19:33We're going to Luxor after the wedding.
00:19:35It's so exciting, isn't it, Steve?
00:19:37You know, I've been reading about Egypt.
00:19:38They say that women and men wear eye makeup.
00:19:41Is that right, old man?
00:19:43Going soft on me, boy?
00:19:44Dad.
00:19:47You know, I'm just happy you picked us up in a car.
00:19:50I was actually thinking of something a bit more old-fashioned, you know, like a little camel.
00:19:56Don't worry, you'll ride a camel when you get to the pyramids.
00:19:58Yes, the pyramids.
00:19:59I really, really, really, really want to go to the pyramids.
00:20:01First thing on the list.
00:20:03I've seen the pyramids.
00:20:04What?
00:20:05When?
00:20:06Like ten times.
00:20:08At Luxor in Vegas.
00:20:11Except one in my ass.
00:20:13Ow.
00:20:14Okay, Ahmed, so what's second on the list?
00:20:15Because I want to party habibi-bibi style.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:19Woo-hoo, Egypt!
00:20:29Steve, look.
00:20:30It's gorgeous.
00:20:32Hey, don't open those doors.
00:20:33I don't want the mosquitoes and cockroaches invading our room.
00:20:35Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:20:37This is a five-star hotel.
00:20:38It is a five-star hotel in Egypt.
00:20:41Listen, you said you'd be happy for Christmas.
00:20:45This is your daughter's wedding.
00:20:46Would you try to be nice for a change?
00:20:51Why don't you go take a shower and get ready for dinner?
00:20:54What's the point?
00:20:56I keep sweating bolts as soon as I go outside.
00:20:59Okay, so tell me everything.
00:21:01What's his family like?
00:21:02His mom wears that head thingy, right?
00:21:03Are they very religious?
00:21:04Not really.
00:21:06His mom is adorable.
00:21:09Cheers to that.
00:21:10Cheers.
00:21:12We just have to follow certain rules.
00:21:15His mom set rules for you?
00:21:17No, here in Egypt, I can't hug or kiss.
00:21:22I can't kiss.
00:21:24I can't hug.
00:21:25I can't kiss.
00:21:26I can't kiss.
00:21:27I can't hug or kiss Ahmed.
00:21:29And I can't hold his hand in public.
00:21:31That's hot, Chris.
00:21:33I mean, it's like you two are having an affair and you have to hide it.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me.
00:21:40It makes me miss him more.
00:21:41It makes those moments alone more special, you know?
00:21:44I'm so jealous.
00:21:45Okay, I need me an Egyptian prince.
00:21:46Does Ahmed have any cute cousins?
00:21:49What?
00:21:50Cairo is supposed to be like the Arabian Paris.
00:21:52Not that I've been to Paris or even care for the French boys.
00:21:54I actually prefer the Arabic accent, you know.
00:21:57Hi, baby.
00:22:00Okay, I'll see what I can do.
00:22:02Thank you, honey.
00:22:07Oh, honey, should we wait for Ahmed?
00:22:09Camel boy, instead of 8 to take 15, I'm just going to order some wine.
00:22:12I'll have a bottle of Kendall Jackson Cabernet.
00:22:15Really, Dad?
00:22:16You flew 5,000 miles to drink a bottle of wine and get Applebee's?
00:22:19What can I say?
00:22:20I'd like to know what I'm getting into.
00:22:22Do you?
00:22:24Oh, look who it is.
00:22:28I'm so sorry, guys.
00:22:29Traffic was awful.
00:22:31Hi, honey.
00:22:34Honey, this is my mom and dad.
00:22:40Hang on, girls.
00:22:41That isn't even legal in this country, is it?
00:22:45It's so nice to meet you.
00:22:46Thank you so much for taking care of our girl.
00:22:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:22:50And for your information, she's diabetic.
00:22:52Diabetic?
00:22:53Like your mom?
00:22:54She's not diabetic.
00:22:55No, she has a good memory.
00:22:56Guys, this is my mom, Hannah.
00:22:58This is my sister, Nala.
00:22:59My brother, Omar.
00:23:00And my aunt...
00:23:01Nina.
00:23:02Nina.
00:23:04This is Diane's mom, Christy.
00:23:05Steve Obama.
00:23:06And Ashley, my sister.
00:23:07Hi.
00:23:08Come on, guys.
00:23:15It's so good to finally meet you guys.
00:23:17Hi.
00:23:28So how do you like the hotel, Steve?
00:23:30Well, it was all right until one of Diane's rings was stolen.
00:23:32Is that sort of a welcome to Egypt thing?
00:23:34Are you serious?
00:23:36I'll go report it later.
00:23:38No, no.
00:23:39No, honey, he's kidding.
00:23:41I'm sorry.
00:23:42He's been practicing that joke all morning.
00:23:44The hotel is lovely.
00:23:45Anyway...
00:23:46Nala, I love your hair.
00:23:48You should always wear it like that.
00:23:49And I love your necklace.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52This necklace is a gift from your sister.
00:23:55Wow, it's so gorgeous.
00:24:00Will you get me one, Chris?
00:24:04I love the music.
00:24:06Excuse me.
00:24:12Oh, look at that.
00:24:13Oh, honey, aren't you going to ask me to dance?
00:24:15I'm going to get some wine in me first.
00:24:23I'm going to miss you, pals.
00:24:25I already told my dad I'm staying with you guys.
00:24:28What?
00:24:29You'd rather stay with us than the hotel.
00:24:32Yes, please.
00:24:34I think I just fell in love with you a little bit more.
00:24:37Shut up and dance.
00:24:43She's so shy.
00:24:45She's not like us.
00:24:46What?
00:24:47She's not like us?
00:24:48Why not?
00:24:49Why?
00:24:50What?
00:24:51What do you mean?
00:24:52When I was young, I didn't even have a head.
00:24:55Yeah, right.
00:24:57Look, honey.
00:24:58The men here don't like girls with a head.
00:25:02They like girls with a neck.
00:25:04Do you want to ask me something, honey?
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07My mother says she likes your skin and butt.
00:25:12And she likes your smooth skin.
00:25:14You're not like her and Nina.
00:25:16That's very sweet of you.
00:25:18But no.
00:25:19I mean, I'm too old.
00:25:21But I try.
00:25:23I do have one cream that I swear by.
00:25:27Would you like to have some?
00:25:28Yes.
00:25:29I would love for you to have it.
00:25:30What's this?
00:25:31She wants you to give her some of the cream you use.
00:25:33Really?
00:25:34The foreigners believe us.
00:25:37No, honey.
00:25:38We're grateful.
00:25:39We don't want it.
00:25:41I'll take care of it.
00:25:45We're grateful.
00:25:46I don't take these things.
00:25:48We go to the herbalist, get a stone,
00:25:50mix it with honey and beeswax,
00:25:52and rub, rub, rub our skin
00:25:54until the ash goes away.
00:25:56Isn't that right?
00:26:00I don't know how to translate ash.
00:26:02I don't know either.
00:26:03Translate it.
00:26:06My mother doesn't need your cream.
00:26:08She uses stone for her skin.
00:26:11Waiter!
00:26:16So, Omar, what do you do?
00:26:18I'm fine, thank you.
00:26:20No, I mean, like, what do you do for work?
00:26:22Oh, I thought you were going to ask me.
00:26:24My work?
00:26:25My work, I am a teacher.
00:26:27What do you teach?
00:26:28I teach drowning.
00:26:31What? You teach drowning?
00:26:32Yes, drowning.
00:26:34Please.
00:26:35I mean, not officially, but drowning.
00:26:37No, of course.
00:26:38Drawing.
00:26:40Drawing?
00:26:41Drawing.
00:26:42I teach drawing.
00:26:44I'm not understanding.
00:26:46Wait a minute.
00:26:47I teach that.
00:26:52You see Titanic?
00:26:54Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:26:55Oh, drawing.
00:26:56Drawing.
00:26:57Art, so you're an artist.
00:26:59That's cool.
00:27:00Cool?
00:27:02Finally, what were you,
00:27:03fermenting the grapes back there?
00:27:05Fill her up, honey.
00:27:06Am I right, drowning teacher?
00:27:07Yes, teacher.
00:27:08How are you?
00:27:09My daughter is here.
00:27:10What does this man pour?
00:27:14No, no.
00:27:15What is this?
00:27:16This?
00:27:17Of course, I don't know, Mom.
00:27:19What is this, Omar?
00:27:21This is garrison, guys.
00:27:22What's wrong with you?
00:27:24Yes, what does he pour?
00:27:27This is Kerkadia, guys.
00:27:28Kerkadia?
00:27:29Oh, I love it.
00:27:30Take this jug and pour me some Kerkadia.
00:27:32Let the pressure settle.
00:27:34Kerkadia, teacher?
00:27:35This is wine.
00:27:36Oh, my God.
00:27:37It's black and white.
00:27:38I sit at the table.
00:27:40Is there wine?
00:27:41Me?
00:27:42I think Grandma would prefer white wine.
00:27:44You know me, too.
00:27:45I like white wine much better.
00:27:47Why don't we have maybe a Chardonnay?
00:27:50I don't sit at the table.
00:27:52Is there wine?
00:27:53Or maybe not?
00:27:55I'm upset.
00:27:56Why are you upset, son?
00:27:57I don't sit where there's wine.
00:27:59They drink, they drink.
00:28:00What?
00:28:01You got married to an American.
00:28:02You forgot that wine is forbidden.
00:28:03I didn't forget, but there are people around me
00:28:06Don't, don't, don't.
00:28:08You know, I already ruined one coat today.
00:28:10Okay, buddy?
00:28:11Do you want to pour me some?
00:28:13I'd like to drink it, not look at it.
00:28:15Steve, I'm not sure that's a great idea.
00:28:18Oh, God!
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:20What the?
00:28:21What the?
00:28:22What?
00:28:23What?
00:28:24What?
00:28:25What?
00:28:26What?
00:28:27What?
00:28:28What?
00:28:29What?
00:28:30What?
00:28:31What?
00:28:32What?
00:28:33What?
00:28:35She's a deeply religious woman, honey.
00:28:38We've got to respect that.
00:28:40You know, that old lady needs a drink.
00:28:43A big fat drink to ease the stick up out of her ass.
00:28:46So, as long as I make my connection,
00:28:48I should be there the morning of the 12th.
00:28:50But that means that you won't arrive
00:28:52till the morning of the wedding.
00:28:53That sucks, Meg.
00:28:54Can't you get on an earlier flight?
00:28:56I'm trying.
00:28:57I'm so pissed I can't be there now.
00:28:59How's it going, though?
00:29:00I love Egypt.
00:29:01It's different than what I expected.
00:29:03The people are amazing and the city is so unique.
00:29:06There's something about it I just can't get enough of.
00:29:09I'm so happy for you, Chris.
00:29:11The families get along okay?
00:29:13Ahmed's grandmother almost killed my dad over wine
00:29:15tonight at dinner.
00:29:16Oh, my God.
00:29:17I just wish you were here.
00:29:19Me too.
00:29:20I'm doing my best, I promise.
00:29:22I'm on, like, every single waiting list
00:29:24for flights out of New York.
00:29:26Keep me posted, will you?
00:29:29Sorry, no boys allowed in here.
00:29:31I'm not a boy.
00:29:32I'm not a boy.
00:29:33I'm a grown man.
00:29:35Okay, I love you, Meg.
00:29:37Bye.
00:29:38Bye, Meg.
00:29:41You okay?
00:29:43Sorry about Nina.
00:29:44I should have warned Steve.
00:29:46No, I totally understand.
00:29:48I forgot to mention some of your traditions.
00:29:51It can be difficult.
00:29:54Can I talk to you about something?
00:29:56What's up?
00:29:57This is not about the kosher, is it?
00:29:59No, it's something else.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:03What happened?
00:30:04No way.
00:30:05It's Rodney, the owner of the place we want.
00:30:07The yoga studio wants to discuss our price.
00:30:09Oh, wow, that's great, babe.
00:30:11Congratulations.
00:30:12Well, it's way above our budget,
00:30:14but the place is amazing.
00:30:16Well, if you can't afford it,
00:30:17then why bother with meeting the guy?
00:30:19Because Rodney's a great negotiator.
00:30:21I can't believe this is happening.
00:30:22We have been waiting for this for weeks.
00:30:25Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:30:28What did you want to talk about?
00:30:31Oh, um, nothing.
00:30:33Um, dinner.
00:30:35A bunch of my friends want to get together for dinner tomorrow.
00:30:37You interested?
00:30:38Yeah.
00:30:39Look at them to tell me all your embarrassing stories.
00:30:41Hear how naughty you've been.
00:30:52Now I really miss New York.
00:30:53Sorry.
00:30:55Oh, my God.
00:30:56It's just beautiful.
00:30:58You're getting married in a palace.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01Where's the aisle?
00:31:02Where do I walk you down the aisle?
00:31:03Okay, so right through there.
00:31:04We're going to walk down those stairs.
00:31:06This is going to be really hard.
00:31:08Stand by me.
00:31:10Okay, so, um, this is going to be the buffet area.
00:31:13We're doing stations just like Christy said.
00:31:15There's going to be tons of stations.
00:31:16We're going to have a sushi station
00:31:18and a salad bar and a pasta station.
00:31:20We're going to have a pizza place.
00:31:22And a salad bar and a pasta station.
00:31:24Don't worry.
00:31:25I asked for a steak station for all the meat lovers.
00:31:27Why don't we have a little Steve Turf surf station
00:31:29so I can chow down on sushi and steak
00:31:31while you guys can dance to Gunshots and Bombs
00:31:34and get it because they're A-Rabs.
00:31:36Dad, just, just no.
00:31:53I don't understand.
00:31:54Is Nigel wearing karate shorts?
00:31:55Yes, but just a little.
00:32:03Sushi, um, it's very good.
00:32:06It's fish, you know.
00:32:07It's quite delicious.
00:32:15What's wrong with your mom?
00:32:16She doesn't like it?
00:32:17She just wants our traditional wedding dishes.
00:32:19We usually have chicken, lamb, pigeons.
00:32:21Pigeons?
00:32:22I understood from my daughter
00:32:23when she agreed to get married in Egypt
00:32:25that she could have the wedding she wanted.
00:32:27Yeah, Steve, but food is a big part of our culture.
00:32:29And most of the guests that are coming are from my side.
00:32:31And they don't eat sushi or Caesar salad.
00:32:33Besides, I think it's fair that we hear everyone's suggestions.
00:32:36Yeah, well, I think it's fair
00:32:38that I have my perfect wedding for me.
00:32:40Oh, excuse me.
00:32:41Am I getting married too?
00:32:42I mean, are you going to be at this wedding by yourself?
00:32:44Because that.
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:46Stop going.
00:32:47I'm sorry.
00:32:48I didn't mean that.
00:32:49Why don't we have an Egyptian station as well?
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:53Yes?
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Yes.
00:32:56Would that be good?
00:32:57Okay.
00:33:09What's a kosher?
00:33:10Is it a camel?
00:33:11There are no camels, Steve.
00:33:12No, a kosher is a special chair
00:33:13where the bride and groom sit together.
00:33:15Sounds nice, Chris.
00:33:16You don't want one?
00:33:17I don't like the idea of sitting on a throne
00:33:19while everyone stares at me.
00:33:20Oh, come on.
00:33:22Be a princess for one night.
00:33:24Come on.
00:33:25Sit on a throne.
00:33:26It's not a throne, guys.
00:33:27It's a tradition.
00:33:28Okay?
00:33:29We never have weddings without it.
00:33:30We don't have weddings without alcohol.
00:33:31Fine.
00:33:32Your family can bring their alcohol if they want.
00:33:33Yeah, what about your grandma?
00:33:34I'll deal with her.
00:33:35Okay?
00:33:36The kosher is really important for my mom, Chris.
00:33:38Ahmet.
00:33:39And my mother's mercy.
00:33:40If it wasn't for kosher and Zaffa,
00:33:42I wouldn't have known how to live my life.
00:33:43And I wouldn't have been so happy.
00:33:44And I would have been humiliated.
00:33:46It's okay.
00:33:47It's going to be okay.
00:33:49It's fine.
00:33:50We'll have a kosher.
00:33:51Okay?
00:33:52Kosher.
00:33:53Kosher, okay?
00:33:54Okay?
00:33:55Fish, okay.
00:33:56Okay, so now for the Zaffa, we have to...
00:33:57No freaking way.
00:33:58I'm sorry, but I do not want a Zaffa.
00:33:59What's a Zaffa?
00:34:00It's a traditional wedding possession
00:34:01where the bride and groom walk.
00:34:02Like camels?
00:34:03No camels.
00:34:04Christy, why no Zaffa?
00:34:07Zaffa is very nice.
00:34:09In the beginning, the music guys will make a melody
00:34:12in your ear, like...
00:34:14Then the people throw salt on you.
00:34:16Salt?
00:34:17Okay, that's not normal.
00:34:27Oh, Christy.
00:34:29It sounds exotic.
00:34:31I mean, your wedding's in Egypt.
00:34:33Why not?
00:34:34Mom, it's a bit much for me.
00:34:36I've seen the videos.
00:34:38It's loud and it's messy.
00:34:39But it's so important to Ahmed's family.
00:34:43It would mean a lot to Ahmed and his family.
00:34:46I'm only asking for the basics, Chris.
00:34:48And these things really mean that much to you, Ahmed?
00:34:50They are.
00:34:51It's my culture.
00:34:54Well, I want a rehearsal dinner.
00:34:56Give me that and we can do a Zaffa.
00:34:58Deal.
00:34:59But my dad can still walk me in the Zaffa, right?
00:35:01That's right.
00:35:02I came all the way here
00:35:03and you're not going to let me walk my daughter down the aisle.
00:35:05You want to bring her in on a camel.
00:35:07There are no camels!
00:35:13No.
00:35:24Bullshit!
00:35:25How do you stop this thing, Ahmed?
00:35:27I'm no camel jockey.
00:35:29Honey, stop complaining.
00:35:31You wanted to ride.
00:35:32Don't be a baby.
00:35:33I'm not a baby.
00:35:34The kid's even laughing at me.
00:35:36Steve, listen.
00:35:38Make a balance.
00:35:39And whatever happens,
00:35:41don't look down.
00:35:42If the camel feels you're scared,
00:35:44it will eat you up.
00:36:11Omar?
00:36:12You know some people say that the pyramids were built by aliens?
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:16Yes, that's true.
00:36:17Eh?
00:36:18Aliens?
00:36:19Mm-hmm.
00:36:20No, no.
00:36:21The pyramids were built by my grandfather.
00:36:24Really?
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26Well, who's your grandfather?
00:36:27Zombie.
00:36:31Well, I'd love to meet him one day, honey.
00:36:33You really think the Egyptians built these things all by themselves?
00:36:37Of course they did.
00:36:39They also invented the first clock,
00:36:41built the first ship known to man,
00:36:43performed the first brain surgery.
00:36:47Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:09We used to clumb over the school bunks and go to the movies,
00:37:12or just walk around the city.
00:37:16I can't imagine you being a bad student.
00:37:18No, Christy, I can't.
00:37:20I've always been mistaken.
00:37:22Oh, really?
00:37:24Christy, I can't speak English,
00:37:27but I will teach you English.
00:37:29Oh, really?
00:37:30Yes.
00:37:31Oh, really?
00:37:32Yes.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:35Oh, really?
00:37:36Yes.
00:37:37Yes.
00:37:38I can't speak English, but I will try, OK?
00:37:40OK.
00:37:41He was the worst.
00:37:43He would make us leave the school.
00:37:45The end of the year, we are all failing,
00:37:49and he, the top of the class.
00:37:52You are mean.
00:37:53I'm not mean. They're mean.
00:37:54They're the ones who wanted me to fail like them.
00:37:56I don't know at all.
00:38:08Do you want to marry a Canadian?
00:38:09I wish I could marry a Canadian.
00:38:11It would be a hundred times better.
00:38:12I wish.
00:38:13Everyone has their own problems, right?
00:38:15I'm the only one who has a problem.
00:38:17You told me you brought Natalie with you.
00:38:19Natalie from the company?
00:38:20Yes, Natalie from the company.
00:38:22Did you know about Natalie?
00:38:23There's a place here.
00:38:25Sheker told me you are a yoga trainer.
00:38:27Is it true you can lose weight from yoga?
00:38:29Absolutely.
00:38:30There are many different forms of yoga.
00:38:32Some can even cure diseases.
00:38:34Tell me about the weight loss one.
00:38:36I need to lose two kilos.
00:38:39Two kilos.
00:38:40You want to lose 200 kilos.
00:38:42Baby, enough.
00:38:45You should bring her to New York,
00:38:46and I could train you at my studio.
00:38:48I'm opening my own studio.
00:38:50Yoga Me.
00:38:53She's still looking for a place, guys.
00:38:55No, we found a place.
00:38:56Rodney's going to make sure we get it.
00:38:58Who's Rodney?
00:38:59Rodney is my partner in the studio,
00:39:00and he's one of my very best friends.
00:39:02Babe, why do I feel like you're not excited about this?
00:39:05No, I am.
00:39:06I just don't want you to get your hopes up,
00:39:08and then maybe we'll all go to the prize.
00:39:11We will.
00:39:12I know we will.
00:39:13I think Ahmed is jealous of Rodney.
00:39:17No.
00:39:18Why not?
00:39:19Rodney is a man, right?
00:39:21Of course Ahmed will be jealous.
00:39:23Sweetie, Rodney's gay.
00:39:25No.
00:39:26And he's been in a relationship for a very long time,
00:39:28and they're the cutest couple in the world,
00:39:30and I think they're even going to get married,
00:39:32which I really hope that they do,
00:39:33because they're perfect for each other.
00:39:34Look how cute they are.
00:39:39Here, eat something.
00:39:44Oh, really?
00:39:45Egyptians never talk about sex?
00:39:47Not when men and women are together, no.
00:39:49What's the big deal?
00:39:50It's just sex.
00:39:51It's just the culture, Chris.
00:39:53You know, I read an article that Arab men
00:39:55Google the word sex more than any other word.
00:39:57I would believe that.
00:39:58We are hypocrites.
00:39:59You know, the first thing Arab men do when they travel abroad
00:40:03is to go get girls.
00:40:04And the first thing happens when they come back
00:40:06is the friends ask how many girls you slept with.
00:40:09And what happens to all the culture?
00:40:10Oh, we leave that at home.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:32We're working on the approval papers.
00:40:33Why did you call me?
00:40:34I didn't know you were coming.
00:40:35What's going on with you, Ahmed?
00:40:36You're making me do all this work.
00:40:38What's going on, guys?
00:40:39Nothing, Hajji.
00:40:40Hussein just agreed that we're going to get married in a few weeks.
00:40:44Okay, Ahmed.
00:40:45Whatever you say.
00:40:46But I have something to tell you.
00:40:48What is it, Hajji?
00:40:49A friend of mine has a plastic factory
00:40:53and he wants to come and talk to us.
00:40:56That's great, Hajji.
00:40:57But once this is over, I'll come.
00:40:59I wish you all the best, Ahmed.
00:41:02Okay, I'll take my leave now because I have an important meeting.
00:41:05Peace be upon you.
00:41:06God bless you, Hajji.
00:41:07Peace be upon you.
00:41:11Oh, look, honey.
00:41:14Can you speak English?
00:41:15French?
00:41:16Spanish?
00:41:17Dutch?
00:41:18Good night, good morning?
00:41:19All right, all right.
00:41:20We're Americans.
00:41:21America.
00:41:22Oh, it's very nice.
00:41:23I love America.
00:41:24It is a very apple, apple.
00:41:26It is a very good sex from you, madame.
00:41:29Oh, this one is pretty, isn't it, Steve?
00:41:32This is antique from Veras, Tutankhamun.
00:41:35Veras, come on, you can have better than this.
00:41:37Yes, but I like this one.
00:41:39How much is it?
00:41:40It is not expensive.
00:41:41$500, special price for you.
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:45No, that's too much, come on.
00:41:47I tell you what, I'll pay you $200.
00:41:50No problem.
00:41:52It is $350, special price for you.
00:41:57$200.
00:41:58$200.
00:41:59Excuse me, it's about $100.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Are you kidding me?
00:42:04You know what, let's go, we're not buying this.
00:42:06But it's so pretty, it's only $100.
00:42:08Yeah, but this guy is a thief and I'm not paying for it.
00:42:10Come on, let's go.
00:42:11$10.
00:42:12I'm sorry.
00:42:13$7.
00:42:14I'm sorry.
00:42:15$2.
00:42:16$1.
00:42:17You love big apple, don't you, pal?
00:42:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:42:20I want to see, show me.
00:42:23Where are we?
00:42:26What is this place?
00:42:28Like it?
00:42:30I mean, it's gorgeous.
00:42:35Why did you bring me here?
00:42:37Are you that horny that we needed to sneak into an abandoned apartment to be alone?
00:42:42It's our apartment, silly.
00:42:44I bought it for us.
00:42:46Why would you buy us an apartment?
00:42:50I don't know.
00:42:51I thought maybe we can just stay here.
00:42:54Meet you.
00:42:56What do you mean, stay?
00:42:58We were having the wedding here and then we're going to Charmel Cheff for our honeymoon.
00:43:02You said you love it here, so why go back to the States?
00:43:06We can just stay here.
00:43:07What the hell are you saying?
00:43:09You mean leave New York and live here?
00:43:11Yeah, we could...
00:43:12Amit, tell me you're joking.
00:43:15You're joking, right?
00:43:16Yeah, of course.
00:43:18I mean, I just...
00:43:19I don't know, vacation or for a couple of months, you know?
00:43:23God, I thought you meant really move to Egypt.
00:43:26No, Egypt.
00:43:27I can't live here.
00:43:28I don't know about you.
00:43:29Not for us.
00:43:31I guess if you want, we can spend more time here.
00:43:34But can you be away from your company that long?
00:43:37What company?
00:43:39Your limo service.
00:43:40Have you forgotten?
00:43:42What company?
00:43:43Your limo service.
00:43:44Have you forgotten that you own a company in New York?
00:43:47No, it's fine.
00:43:48I can manage.
00:43:51Actually, I can't.
00:43:55We're opening the studio and Rodney can't do everything alone.
00:43:58I've been wanting to tell you, but you always seem so upset every time I bring up the studio.
00:44:04The guy took our price.
00:44:06We got it.
00:44:08Baby, it's happening.
00:44:10It's really happening.
00:44:11We got it.
00:44:12You have the keys.
00:44:14Thank you.
00:44:15Congratulations.
00:44:16I'm so excited.
00:44:19Isn't that Nava?
00:44:21It is!
00:44:22Nava!
00:44:23Is that her boyfriend?
00:44:25They're so cute.
00:44:27I love this area.
00:44:29We should take a walk along the Nile, babe.
00:44:32Okay?
00:44:42What is it, Ahmed?
00:44:43Didn't you say you wanted to take a walk along the Nile?
00:44:46Okay, Ahmed.
00:44:47But he doesn't want to walk with me.
00:44:48He wants to marry me.
00:44:49Ma'am!
00:44:50I'm free, Ahmed!
00:45:11My sister can't date!
00:45:12Why?
00:45:13What's wrong with dating?
00:45:14This is not America, Chris!
00:45:15You need to calm down.
00:45:16Nahal is clearly upset, okay?
00:45:17You think this is really the place to do this?
00:45:19Come on, Nahal.
00:45:20I'll take you home.
00:45:21You can take me back to my parents' hotel.
00:45:30It's called Halabissa.
00:45:31It's one of our traditional vegetarian dishes.
00:45:37It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:45:40I asked you to take me to my parents' hotel
00:45:42and you drive me up a hill to eat chickpeas.
00:45:45What, I can't spend some alone time with my fiancée?
00:45:48Ahmed!
00:45:50What?
00:45:51Can you please explain to me how Nahal can't date
00:45:54yet you dated me for two years?
00:45:56That's just how things work here, okay?
00:45:58And unfortunately, I have to be that person.
00:46:01You're a hypocrite.
00:46:02I know.
00:46:03Nahal is in love with a student
00:46:06who needs time to finish school.
00:46:08I'm not going to let her wait for him
00:46:09or date him until the time is right.
00:46:11Chris, this is not America, okay?
00:46:14Women don't just date men who are not marriage material.
00:46:17I let her date and then what would people think?
00:46:19Who cares what people think?
00:46:22You know, a lot of people thought
00:46:23us getting married was a mistake.
00:46:25They're not getting married, okay?
00:46:27He's going to be her boyfriend.
00:46:28Not her fiancée, not her husband.
00:46:30Her boyfriend.
00:46:31This might ruin her reputation completely.
00:46:33Babe, isn't it better that she gets to know him
00:46:35before getting married?
00:46:36And if they break up, then it wasn't meant to be,
00:46:38but then at least she didn't actually marry him.
00:46:41Come on, you're better than this.
00:46:43Smarter.
00:46:45Promise me that you'll rethink this.
00:46:47I promise.
00:46:49Are you okay?
00:46:51You've been acting weird.
00:46:53I know.
00:46:54I'm sorry.
00:46:55I just want everything to be perfect.
00:46:57It is.
00:46:59Just relax.
00:47:01Please.
00:47:03Okay.
00:47:04What if people see you?
00:47:06What would they think?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:10Dumb.
00:47:11You're dumb.
00:47:13I have no idea what you're saying.
00:47:35Please just stop talking.
00:47:38I don't understand a thing.
00:47:40What are they doing in there?
00:47:43Now I'm going to put you on all fours
00:47:45because you're the cat-cow.
00:47:46Cat-cow?
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:48Cat-cow.
00:47:49The cat and the cow.
00:47:50So see this?
00:47:54Moo.
00:47:55Moo.
00:47:56Cow.
00:47:59And lift the hips and head down.
00:48:02No, no.
00:48:04I've never loved Abbas as much as I love my husband.
00:48:12Why are you so surprised?
00:48:14I love my husband.
00:48:15Why don't you love him?
00:48:16I love him.
00:48:17Why don't you love him?
00:48:19Are you Miss Ana?
00:48:21Of course I am.
00:48:22Miss Ana?
00:48:23Of course I am.
00:48:25I've had enough.
00:48:43Hi, what?
00:48:50Ashley.
00:48:51What's happened?
00:48:52Please save me from your grandma
00:48:53because I just can't right now.
00:48:54No.
00:48:55No, I love you.
00:48:56I am Rome alone.
00:48:57Relax, I'm not going to rape you.
00:48:59Yes, but I love you.
00:49:02What's that smell?
00:49:04This is my perfume.
00:49:06Yeah, right.
00:49:07It's hash, isn't it?
00:49:08You have to let me in, honey.
00:49:09No, no.
00:49:10Ashley, there is no hash for you.
00:49:11I will scream Omar is smoking crack
00:49:13if you don't let me in.
00:49:14Okay, okay.
00:49:15Relax.
00:49:16Come on, come on.
00:49:21Sit here.
00:49:22Sit, sit.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:25Good boy.
00:49:29Give me, give me, give me.
00:49:43Is this good shit, Omar?
00:49:45Sure.
00:49:46This is Lebanon hash.
00:49:49This coin called Koma.
00:49:55I can't imagine.
00:49:57Are you smoke?
00:49:58Do I smoke?
00:49:59Yeah, I smoke.
00:50:02You smoke?
00:50:03Yes, honey, I smoke.
00:50:07Are you virgin?
00:50:10No.
00:50:11Why are you?
00:50:12Yes.
00:50:13Me?
00:50:14No, no.
00:50:15I don't know.
00:50:17Well, do you have a girlfriend?
00:50:18Girlfriend?
00:50:19Yes, I have three.
00:50:22Oh, you're a busy boy then.
00:50:33So do you have any books in English?
00:50:38No, English book, no.
00:50:40I have Italian books and German books
00:50:42and Spanish books.
00:50:45Oh my God, Omar, this is, this is beautiful.
00:50:49This is beautiful?
00:50:52This is full of shit.
00:50:54I have more good.
00:50:55Can you show me?
00:50:57For sorry, not here, on the roof.
00:51:01Omar, I can't believe you drew all of these.
00:51:03Yes, me.
00:51:04That's normal, whatever.
00:51:06Honey, these are definitely not normal.
00:51:08And you can't just keep them laying around like this.
00:51:22This one.
00:51:35See?
00:51:36Much better.
00:51:38Yes.
00:51:40Omar, they're beautiful.
00:51:43Because those are the real Egyptian people.
00:51:47Come, come.
00:51:49I want to show you something.
00:51:53Look.
00:51:55Those people, you can see them on the street.
00:51:58Look to the old man.
00:52:01What he did.
00:52:03Don't, don't, don't.
00:52:05You know, my mom adores art.
00:52:08She's always dragging me to art galleries and stuff.
00:52:11But it's not really my thing, I write.
00:52:14So what?
00:52:15I write and read and drowning.
00:52:18You write what?
00:52:20I have a blog and sometimes I write for some magazines.
00:52:24I write about anything, you know, politics, love, life, sex.
00:52:31Oh my gosh, I thought that you are a stupid girl.
00:52:35What?
00:52:36No, I mean a silly girl and listening to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber.
00:52:43No, honey.
00:52:45Yes, you are a journalist.
00:52:48Yeah, I guess so.
00:52:51So where do you sell these?
00:52:53No, no.
00:52:54These photos are not good for sales.
00:52:58Yeah, they are, Omar.
00:53:00They are half the shit I see at shows.
00:53:01Trust me, honey, these are legit.
00:53:03What?
00:53:05Legit, like the real thing.
00:53:08Legit.
00:53:09Legit.
00:53:10Legit.
00:53:11You are legit sexy.
00:53:17You know, I really like this one.
00:53:19It's beautiful.
00:53:20No, your ass is beautiful.
00:53:22My what?
00:53:23Your ass.
00:53:25Ass, your ass.
00:53:27Uh-huh.
00:53:29So do you know this girl?
00:53:30Yes, Yasmin.
00:53:32She stand on traffic light and sell flowers.
00:53:36She always smile.
00:53:38She don't have anything, anything, no money, no home, nobody.
00:53:43But she smile, always smile.
00:53:46Simple.
00:53:48I like these people.
00:53:50I like people like you, Omar.
00:53:53And I absolutely love this.
00:53:55Can I show my mom?
00:53:56No, no, no, no, Ashley, Ashley.
00:53:58No one come here.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:00No one come here.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:02Relax.
00:54:04Okay, let's go, please.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:21What do you think?
00:54:25What the hell did you do?
00:54:27You asked Nala to take me to get a new hairdo for the wedding.
00:54:29Isn't it fun?
00:54:33You don't like it.
00:54:34No, it's not that.
00:54:35It's just I just really like your hair the way it was.
00:54:39Why did you do that?
00:54:41This is the way I wore it when we first met.
00:54:43Well, we're not 23 anymore, honey.
00:54:47No.
00:54:49No, we're not.
00:54:50Where are you going?
00:54:51None of your business.
00:54:52Who do you want me to come with?
00:54:53Don't you dare.
00:55:04Here you go.
00:55:06What's this?
00:55:07I sold your painting to my mom.
00:55:09I don't understand.
00:55:10Slow down.
00:55:12The painting with the flower girl on it?
00:55:14I sold it.
00:55:18Is this money for one of my pictures?
00:55:22Yes.
00:55:23Why is it so hard for you to understand?
00:55:25Here, take it.
00:55:28You are kidding.
00:55:29No, honey.
00:55:30Really?
00:55:33Candle.
00:55:34How much?
00:55:36200 bucks.
00:55:43Thank you, Ashley.
00:55:46I don't know what can I say, but really thank you.
00:55:50You're the one that drew it.
00:55:57Thank you.
00:56:14Omar, what's wrong?
00:56:15Are you mad at me or something?
00:56:16No, no, no.
00:56:18You make me feel that I do nice things.
00:56:26You know, my fiancée left me because I'm a drawing teacher.
00:56:34She told me that my salary will not make us eat even bread.
00:56:45I'm so sorry, Omar.
00:56:46I didn't know.
00:56:50Well, whatever.
00:56:51Okay?
00:56:52She doesn't deserve you anyways.
00:56:53You're a true artist, honey.
00:56:55True artist?
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:02That's your salary, my assistant.
00:57:04Is this the same shit as last time?
00:57:05Yes.
00:57:06Okay, well in that case, I'll just sell your whole collection for you.
00:57:08Okay.
00:57:09What do you think?
00:57:10Deal?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13Deal?
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15Deal?
00:57:16Deal?
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00:58:13Deal?
00:58:14Ok, I'm all ready for my henna night.
00:58:28What do you guys think?
00:58:36I can't believe I'm having my bachelorette party with your mom.
00:58:46It's not a bachelorette party because we don't have men without clothes dancing, you know?
00:58:54But you can dance without clothes.
00:58:57Well what about your bachelorette party?
00:58:58Is it going to be more shisha and tea or strippers and booze?
00:59:02Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.
00:59:04You guys are nuts.
00:59:09First your grandmother tries to kill me with that cane over a bottle of wine, and now this?
00:59:17You got real crazy.
00:59:19Cheers.
00:59:20I give up.
00:59:21I give up.
00:59:22Cheers.
00:59:23Cheers.
00:59:25Cheers.
00:59:26Cheers.
00:59:27Welcome.
00:59:28Welcome.
00:59:29Welcome.
00:59:30Are those pigeons?
00:59:31Oh God, I think they are.
00:59:32Pigeons?
00:59:33Pigeon, yeah.
00:59:34Lovely.
00:59:35Yeah.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:37These are brownies.
00:59:38American snacks.
00:59:39American.
00:59:40I offered to make some American snacks.
00:59:41Oh honey, that was sweet of you.
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:43Oh.
00:59:44Oh.
00:59:45Oh.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:47Oh.
00:59:48Oh.
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:50Oh.
00:59:51Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
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00:59:54Oh.
00:59:55Oh.
00:59:56Oh.
00:59:57Oh.
00:59:58Oh.
00:59:59Oh.
01:00:00Oh.
01:00:01Oh.
01:00:02Oh.
01:00:03Oh.
01:00:04Oh.
01:00:05Oh.
01:00:06Oh.
01:00:07Oh.
01:00:09Oh.
01:00:13That is good.
01:00:14That is good.
01:00:18Woo.
01:00:19Woo.
01:00:20So you should know how to do that.
01:00:22I'm through with this, Steve.
01:00:23Yes you are.
01:00:24Let's do another shot.
01:00:25Hey, I'm paying bartender.
01:00:27Yeah.
01:00:28I'm a Shaheen.
01:00:29I'm sorry.
01:00:30I'm sorry.
01:00:31America.
01:00:32Hello my friend.
01:00:33Welcome to Egypt.
01:00:34Ah, thank you.
01:00:35Let me buy you and your boys drinks.
01:00:37It's my son-in-law's bachelor party.
01:00:39No, no, no, no, man.
01:00:41We have a lot.
01:00:42We know how to drink very good here.
01:00:44Not like America.
01:00:46Not like America.
01:00:47No, man.
01:00:48No, no, no.
01:00:49Really?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:50I tell you what, I bet you $100 me and my boys
01:00:52will drink you and your boys under the table.
01:00:54Make it $500, dude.
01:00:56I have to get you a bachelor out of this union.
01:00:58Oh, yeah?
01:00:58Yeah.
01:00:59No, no, no.
01:01:00No, it's good.
01:01:01It's the best.
01:01:02No, we'll kill them.
01:01:02It's good.
01:01:03Come on.
01:01:04No, no, no.
01:01:05OK.
01:01:06Hey!
01:01:06Hey!
01:01:09I feel a bit strange.
01:01:30Did you put something in the brownies?
01:01:32I put a lot of things.
01:01:35Why do you think I'm going to make the brownies?
01:01:36For no reason?
01:01:37Mm-hmm.
01:01:38I'll put a little bit of the brownie mix on top.
01:01:42Yeah, I put a lot of things.
01:01:44Nahl!
01:01:45Mm?
01:01:46Take the brownie mix.
01:02:09Tell me you're not dreaming.
01:02:10I'm screaming.
01:02:17Come on, Nahl!
01:02:24Yeah!
01:02:38🎵
01:02:52🎵
01:03:06You girls are so cute.
01:03:10You are my little kittens.
01:03:12I just wanna stuff you, cook you, and eat you.
01:03:17Mom, I think you're stoned.
01:03:19🎵
01:03:50I love you, Jen.
01:03:57🎵
01:04:10Oh, look at you. Look at you, swinger.
01:04:13You look good.
01:04:15🎵
01:04:43How come you run so fast?
01:04:46There's an Arab chasing me. I run like a goddamn cheetah.
01:04:51Oh, shit. Is that them?
01:04:56There's no one there.
01:04:57🎵
01:05:18🎵
01:05:47🎵
01:06:10🎵
01:06:30Come meet my friends.
01:06:32This is my son-in-law, Ahmed.
01:06:34This is Hargrove Ron.
01:06:36🎵
01:07:05🎵
01:07:29🎵
01:07:58🎵
01:08:23🎵
01:08:36I think we're gonna die.
01:08:38Did you forget that Arabs dance to bombs and gunshots?
01:08:42🎵
01:09:03🎵
01:09:13I'm glad you liked it.
01:09:17Before I forget.
01:09:19Whoa, no. No more drugs.
01:09:23It's not drugs. Just open it.
01:09:26What is it?
01:09:30What, are you proposing?
01:09:33It's a gift for Diane.
01:09:35This is that ring that she wanted at that thief's store.
01:09:38How did you know?
01:09:39Camel boy has his ways.
01:09:41Besides, this thief remembers you immediately.
01:09:44Why did you give it to her?
01:09:46Because you're the one who bought it for her.
01:09:49You're the one who needs extra points with.
01:09:52Christie told me you two were fighting.
01:09:54So I thought this might help.
01:09:58Women just need extra care and attention,
01:10:00especially when they get older.
01:10:02Steve, you'll thank me later.
01:10:05Actually, I might start to like you, camel boy.
01:10:11Hey, hon, how was that henna thing?
01:10:13It was interesting.
01:10:15The girls had fun.
01:10:16I guess so.
01:10:18We had a great time.
01:10:21You know, Ahmed's starting to grow on me.
01:10:25Actually, Cairo's starting to grow on me.
01:10:27We went to this bar last night,
01:10:29a real bar where people were drinking
01:10:31and having fun.
01:10:32And Nolan was throwing wine balls in my lap.
01:10:35And then we met these two guys.
01:10:36And whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10:43What's this?
01:10:45Look, I know I'm not exactly the most romantic guy in the world.
01:10:50And I know I can be difficult.
01:10:55It wasn't about the ring or you being difficult, Steve.
01:10:59It's the way you talk to me.
01:11:00Sometimes I don't know if I can take it anymore.
01:11:02Diane, I love you with all my heart.
01:11:07I'm sorry.
01:11:10Let's not fight.
01:11:12Okay.
01:11:13Let's not fight.
01:11:15It's very pretty.
01:11:18Yeah, I do like your hair.
01:11:22I'm just jealous.
01:11:23I was afraid some Arabian prince
01:11:26might try and steal you away from me.
01:11:33Do you smell weed?
01:11:36No.
01:11:37I don't.
01:11:38I don't.
01:11:39I don't.
01:11:40I don't.
01:11:41I don't.
01:11:42Do you smell weed?
01:11:46You are so mean.
01:11:48Don't you dare.
01:11:49I smell cash.
01:12:13Tell your wife that she is the queen of the trash in Egypt.
01:12:16Hussein, Hussein will take you to your wedding.
01:12:18Tell her to sit with me on the table.
01:12:20I'll walk if I want to.
01:12:23Babe, who is that?
01:12:24He looks important.
01:12:25Oh, it's one of my dad's cousins.
01:12:31What is he doing here?
01:12:32I told her to invite him.
01:12:33Please, you said that you'd think about it.
01:12:35Nahla has been so kind to me.
01:12:37I wanted to do this.
01:12:38Thank you very much.
01:12:39God bless you.
01:12:40Thank you.
01:12:41God bless you, Nahla.
01:12:42As you wish.
01:12:43I'll talk to you later.
01:12:44Okay.
01:12:45Hi, how are you?
01:12:46Good to see you.
01:12:57Guess who's here?
01:12:59What?
01:13:00What?
01:13:01Who?
01:13:02What?
01:13:03Oh, my God.
01:13:04Oh, my God.
01:13:05How did you make it on an earlier flight?
01:13:07Welcome to Egypt, sweetie.
01:13:08Let's go inside.
01:13:09Go, go, go, go.
01:13:10Oh, my God.
01:13:11Let's go, baby.
01:13:12Oh, my God.
01:13:13It's so beautiful here.
01:13:14Finally.
01:13:15Hi.
01:13:20Okay, okay.
01:13:21I'll get you some.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:30Excuse me.
01:13:31May I have your attention, please?
01:13:33My name is Steve.
01:13:35I am the father of the bride.
01:13:38And I want to thank all of you for being here and for my friends from the United States
01:13:42that have traveled all the way here to celebrate my beautiful daughter's wedding.
01:13:49I'm not the kind of man that likes to try new things.
01:13:54I don't like to take risks.
01:13:57When my daughter brought home this Egyptian fellow, my first reaction was, you know,
01:14:00call immigration.
01:14:01Get him out of here before it gets too serious.
01:14:04When she told me she wanted to get married in Cairo, Egypt, I was even more skeptical.
01:14:10But this trip has taught me one thing.
01:14:14Taking risks isn't always bad.
01:14:18Sometimes it's actually good.
01:14:21I couldn't be happier for you two.
01:14:25I'm proud of you, pumpkin.
01:14:28You took a risk, and you found a good man.
01:14:34Thank you.
01:14:39What?
01:14:40Your eyes are staring at the girl.
01:14:42Is there anything more than me?
01:14:43If we're going to talk about more, I'm much more than her.
01:14:46You're over.
01:14:47You're too much.
01:14:49She's beautiful.
01:14:50She's really beautiful.
01:14:51You're too much.
01:14:52I swear.
01:14:53Take this.
01:14:54Believe me.
01:14:56Peace be upon you.
01:14:58Sorry, guys.
01:14:59I decided to say my words in English,
01:15:01but foreigners don't think we're ignorant or anything.
01:15:04Hi, everybody.
01:15:07Brother Ahmed,
01:15:09when you told us you will marry an American girl,
01:15:14I told myself
01:15:18that's not a good idea.
01:15:21Because I don't like foreigners.
01:15:24But when I saw Crispy
01:15:27and her sister Spicy
01:15:31I changed my mind.
01:15:33Now I love foreigners
01:15:36and I love American people.
01:15:39God
01:15:41please America
01:15:44girls
01:15:45and God
01:15:46please Egypt.
01:15:47Thank you.
01:15:50In your face!
01:15:54Since he was a kid,
01:15:56he speaks English fluently.
01:15:59Asshole!
01:16:01Hello, everyone.
01:16:02I'm Maggie.
01:16:04The bride's best friend.
01:16:06Sorry, I'm not dressed up.
01:16:08I just got off a plane from New York.
01:16:11I can't believe
01:16:14you're getting married.
01:16:15Chris, I am so happy for you.
01:16:19Ahmed, you're an amazing guy
01:16:21and probably the only man I know
01:16:24who actually deserves to be with Christy.
01:16:27Although, I have to say
01:16:29I don't like the fact
01:16:30that you're taking her away from us.
01:16:32I can't imagine New York
01:16:34without my best friend.
01:16:37And Chris, I wish you told me earlier
01:16:39that you are moving to Egypt.
01:16:40I mean, I would have at least tried
01:16:42to plan a kidnapping or something.
01:16:44What the hell are you talking about?
01:16:46Ahmed, didn't you sell your company in New York for...
01:16:48Let me explain.
01:16:50What is she talking about?
01:16:52I got a really good offer
01:16:53and I was going to start a company.
01:16:55I didn't want you to know like this.
01:16:57I tried to tell you, I swear.
01:16:58Oh, my God.
01:16:59This is not how I wanted you to know this.
01:17:01I've heard of all these people, but...
01:17:02No, don't touch me.
01:17:03Just let me explain.
01:17:05Thank you, Maggie. Great.
01:17:15Chris, I'm so sorry.
01:17:17I had no idea.
01:17:20Oh, honey.
01:17:21What if it was just all a big misunderstanding?
01:17:26It's... It's all my fault.
01:17:29How is it your fault?
01:17:32He's the one that lied.
01:17:35I can't believe it.
01:17:40Open the door, please.
01:17:42I just want to talk.
01:17:48Chris, I just want to talk to you.
01:17:50Don't open it.
01:17:55No.
01:17:59Thank you for being here.
01:18:03I'm not leaving until I talk to you.
01:18:05Okay, I'll sleep out here if I have to.
01:18:11Oh, man, what are you doing here?
01:18:12I just want to talk to her.
01:18:13Can you please ask them to open the door?
01:18:15You're a good guy.
01:18:17A lot better than I thought.
01:18:20You lied to my daughter.
01:18:23We both know her.
01:18:26She's made her decision.
01:18:30I'm sorry.
01:18:52I'm sorry.
01:19:22I'm sorry.
01:19:52I'm sorry.
01:19:54I'm sorry.
01:20:20Yeah.
01:20:21I'm supposed to go to Luxor tomorrow, but I want to cancel it.
01:20:25Yeah, we all want to go back to Houston.
01:20:30Honey, your dad and I think you should come back with us for a week.
01:20:33I want to go back to New York.
01:20:37Um, look, I'm going to need a one-way ticket to JFK.
01:20:41What do you mean they don't have space?
01:20:43Find some space. Make some space.
01:20:45Look, I'll pay triple the price. I don't care.
01:20:47Just get it done, please.
01:20:49Okay?
01:20:51All right, thanks.
01:21:01I don't understand what was so important that we had to leave Maggie at the hotel.
01:21:04Where are we?
01:21:05Come on, let's go in.
01:21:06Ashley, wait!
01:21:11Ash?
01:21:13Ash?
01:21:19Ash?
01:21:29What's going on?
01:21:31Where are we?
01:21:33New yoga studio.
01:21:46Did you honestly think this was going to work?
01:21:49I didn't know what else to do.
01:21:50How about tell me how you feel?
01:21:52I couldn't.
01:21:54You're that hard to talk to?
01:21:56You couldn't just sit me down?
01:21:58I tried.
01:21:59It was never the right time.
01:22:01And you made it impossible for me to tell you.
01:22:03Don't do that.
01:22:04Don't you dare turn this around on me.
01:22:06Chris, please. Chris.
01:22:10Chris, the Go Green project was one of the most important things in my life.
01:22:14But if working on it and living here means losing you, I don't want it.
01:22:17I don't want any of this.
01:22:18None of this matters if you're not here.
01:22:22We can pack our bags and go to New York now if you want.
01:22:25I don't want you to give up your dreams for me, Ahmed.
01:22:28I wanted you to share them with me.
01:22:32We could have...
01:22:34done it together.
01:22:36We could have.
01:22:37We still can.
01:22:38Why did you lie to me?
01:22:43I was afraid to lose you.
01:22:45You told me what you wanted.
01:22:48You thought I would leave you if you said you wanted to live in Egypt?
01:22:53It's where you're from.
01:22:56And I loved everything about it.
01:23:00But you made me hate you.
01:23:05You did this.
01:23:07All of this.
01:23:10Behind my back.
01:23:12Behind my back?
01:23:15How am I supposed to trust you again?
01:23:17I'm sorry.
01:23:18No, don't.
01:23:20Don't touch me.
01:23:22I feel like I don't even know you.
01:23:39What the hell, Ash?
01:23:40Hey.
01:23:41Did you even listen to what he had to say?
01:23:43He lied about us moving to Egypt. What don't you get about that?
01:23:46No, I get it.
01:23:48And I get you're hurt and feeling betrayed,
01:23:50but the guy's just willing to give up everything for you, Chris.
01:23:53He really loves you.
01:23:55I mean, I would do anything to have a guy love me the way that he loves you.
01:24:00Didn't you stop to think why he did it?
01:24:02He was so worried that you'd pick New York over him.
01:24:04I won't.
01:24:05I wouldn't.
01:24:06And he's willing to just throw it all away.
01:24:08His project, his dream, Egypt, just to be with you.
01:24:12Look, I'm sorry that I took you there, okay, but I needed you to know.
01:24:16You're lucky to have him.
01:24:36And you, Mr. Ahmed, what company are you going to sell it to?
01:24:39He's the one who hired us to sell it to him.
01:24:41And then who's going to buy it?
01:24:43Hajji, I'm telling you, I have circumstances and I have to go back to America.
01:24:45Circumstances concern you, Amor.
01:24:47Yes, I don't have a claim.
01:24:49And the money I paid, it's the blood of my heart that I spent.
01:24:52Hajji Mahrooz, Ahmed isn't telling you anything.
01:24:54The guy has a very serious problem with his fiancée, I swear.
01:24:56I don't care about his fiancée.
01:24:58She's going to lose me.
01:24:59And what am I?
01:25:00I don't have any children or what?
01:25:02Hajji Mahrooz, you're old, too.
01:25:03Who's going to stand by you?
01:25:05Don't get mad at me, Hussein.
01:25:07And you're the one who raised the money for yourself.
01:25:08I'm not a poor man like you.
01:25:09But I'm going to sell it to my beloved, Hajji Mahrooz.
01:25:12That's it, we're going to sell it and each of us will get a share.
01:25:14We're going to sell it?
01:25:18How are we going to sell it?
01:25:19Of course, of course, we're going to lose.
01:25:22Look at the prophet, Hajji Mahrooz, we're going to lose.
01:25:24Everything will be solved in the morning, God willing.
01:25:26I'm telling you, brothers, I'm going to solve this problem my way.
01:25:30Come on, bye.
01:25:31You enlightened me.
01:25:32Is he your brother?
01:25:33Yes, yes, he's my brother.
01:25:35Come on, let's go.
01:25:36No, no, no.
01:25:37Ahmed, Ahmed, wait.
01:25:39Don't get mad.
01:25:40Ahmed!
01:25:41Ahmed!
01:26:11Go, brother.
01:26:15Peace be upon you.
01:26:16Peace be upon you.
01:26:17Ahmed!
01:26:20Go, brother.
01:26:24It's probably the food.
01:26:26I'll go.
01:26:32Hello.
01:26:33It's so nice to see you.
01:26:36Come in, please.
01:26:37Christy, there's someone here to see you.
01:26:41Hana, what are you doing here?
01:26:45Hi, Miss Christy.
01:26:46I am Manal from the reception.
01:26:48Miss Hana asked me to come up with her to translate.
01:26:52Okay, come in, please.
01:26:57Hey, honey, here's the book.
01:27:08They really miss you at the house.
01:27:12I miss you guys, too.
01:27:14I miss you, too, Mom.
01:27:16Really?
01:27:19What's with all this sadness?
01:27:21What did Ahmed do?
01:27:23It's a small thing.
01:27:24We have men who get married twice or thrice.
01:27:27And they don't do anything.
01:27:29It's normal.
01:27:31I miss you, Christy.
01:27:32I miss you, honey.
01:27:34Basically, Madam Hana is saying that for us here this is a little lie.
01:27:39A little lie?
01:27:41Relatively.
01:27:42Some men marry two or three women behind their wife's back and they're forgiven.
01:27:47I should move to Egypt.
01:27:51I really appreciate you coming here.
01:27:54But I can't forgive him.
01:27:57I'm sorry.
01:27:59Why did you do this, Benz?
01:28:02You left me and left me alone.
01:28:06Ahmed loves you.
01:28:09Ahmed hates me.
01:28:11No food, no drink, no sleep.
01:28:14We all love you.
01:28:17We're all in Egypt carrying you on our heads.
01:28:22Because of us.
01:28:24Come back, Christy.
01:28:26Did she just say Christy?
01:28:30Honey.
01:28:33Ahmed really does love you.
01:28:36And so does I.
01:28:38Our marriage is perfect.
01:28:40Look at me and your father.
01:28:42Mom, he lied to me.
01:28:46I can't trust him.
01:28:48Can I ask you a question, honey?
01:28:50Why can't you forgive him?
01:28:52Forgive him?
01:28:54Dad, you're one of all people.
01:28:56Pumpkin, he made a mistake.
01:28:59We all make mistakes.
01:29:02You just gotta ask yourself, are you still in love with him?
01:29:05Do you want to spend the rest of your life with him?
01:29:20Aida.
01:29:25Aida.
01:29:28Aida!
01:29:30Aida!
01:29:33What did you do, you animal?
01:29:36Grandma, we're doing yoga. You can't sleep.
01:29:38Christy does that.
01:29:40Christy does that?
01:29:43That's not yoga at all.
01:29:45Get up, get up.
01:29:46Christy, if I were you, I'd stop doing yoga and commit suicide.
01:29:48I don't want to.
01:29:50Aida.
01:29:52It's nothing. We were trying to do yoga, but grandma interrupted us.
01:29:55Can I have a glass of coffee, please?
01:29:57What's wrong with you, Ahmed?
01:29:58Coffee, coffee, coffee.
01:30:00You can't do that, son.
01:30:01Have a bite.
01:30:02I don't want to, mom.
01:30:03Come here, son.
01:30:04If you think that by sitting in your room and not eating,
01:30:07Christy will come back to you?
01:30:09What's wrong with you, son?
01:30:10What's wrong with you?
01:30:11What's wrong with you?
01:30:12Why are you like this?
01:30:13Do you love her?
01:30:14Yes, you love her.
01:30:15That's it.
01:30:16Try to fix her.
01:30:18Do anything.
01:30:19Get her pregnant.
01:30:20God willing, until you go and pull her hair out,
01:30:23and give her pain,
01:30:24and forcefully bring her to me.
01:30:26That's it. What's wrong with you, Ahmed?
01:30:28You have to do something, son.
01:30:30Do what, mom?
01:30:31You saw me. I did everything.
01:30:33Come here, Christy.
01:30:34I'll give you some time to calm down.
01:30:38What's wrong with you?
01:30:39Nothing.
01:30:40But...
01:30:41Ashley was talking to me a while ago.
01:30:43She told me that they're traveling today.
01:30:44They're traveling today?
01:30:46What time?
01:30:47Mom, Ashley.
01:30:48The phone is off.
01:30:50Ahmed, Ahmed.
01:30:52I'm telling you, Ahmed.
01:30:53By the way, Christy is a trash girl.
01:30:54Don't worry. She's a great job.
01:30:56Look, we'll take the first U-turn and go home.
01:30:58Okay?
01:30:59Let's play PlayStation.
01:31:00Let's do it.
01:31:01Ahmed, Ahmed.
01:31:09That's it. She's here.
01:31:10Is there anything else?
01:31:12Ahmed!
01:31:15Ahmed!
01:31:22Ahmed!
01:31:27Where's Christy?
01:31:28Who, sir?
01:31:29Where did the other guests go?
01:31:31She checked out.
01:31:32Where?
01:31:33She left the room about half an hour ago.
01:31:35Calm down, son. Calm down.
01:31:38Ahmed, by the way, this is a great idea.
01:31:41Ask anyone for help.
01:31:42Stop.
01:31:43Stop right there.
01:31:44I said stop.
01:31:45Get back here.
01:31:48Look, look.
01:31:49He's holding on.
01:31:50Stop.
01:31:51Get back here.
01:31:53I'll take your knife.
01:31:54Get back here.
01:31:56Calm down, calm down.
01:31:57Calm down, calm down.
01:31:58Calm down.
01:32:00Be careful.
01:32:01That's enough.
01:32:02Come on, come on!
01:32:04Aman, sir.
01:32:06Aman has arrived and everything is fine.
01:32:08Ahmed.
01:32:10Mr. Mahrooz?
01:32:11Mr. Mahrooz, what's going on?
01:32:13Didn't I tell you to solve it this way?
01:32:15Mr. Mahrooz, are you still ISIS or what?
01:32:18What are you doing?
01:32:19What are you doing?
01:32:20Don't try to resist.
01:32:21Get out of here!
01:32:22Why are you looking at me like that?
01:32:23I swear to God, I'm poor.
01:32:24I'm poor, I swear to God.
01:32:25Look, I know people like this.
01:32:26I can help you.
01:32:27Shut up!
01:32:28No, no, no.
01:32:29Get out of here!
01:32:30Shut up!
01:32:32Where are you going?
01:32:33Get out of here!
01:32:34Forgive me, Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:35Forgive me, Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:37Forgive me.
01:32:39Where are you going?
01:32:40Forgive me, Mr. Mahrooz.
01:32:41Forgive me.
01:32:42For the mercy of my father, I will help you.
01:32:45Don't do this, sir.
01:32:48Thank you.
01:32:58When I found out that you wanted to uproot my life without my consent,
01:33:01it was like I was being kidnapped.
01:33:04I figured you should know how it feels.
01:33:06But it's not anything that we can't get over.
01:33:09We're even.
01:33:13Are you ready for this?
01:33:14I love adventures.
01:33:15And I love Egypt.
01:33:17But most of all, I love you.
01:33:21There are rules here, buddy.
01:33:23If we're going to live here, you've got to get used to them.
01:33:25Screw the rules.
01:33:33What's this, honey?
01:33:35Open.
01:33:37Open, open, open.
01:33:38Okay, okay, okay.
01:33:41It's an invite to an art show.
01:33:43Wait, is this your art show?
01:33:45Yes, my exhibition.
01:33:47Omar, this is amazing.
01:33:53No kiss for Omar?
01:34:04I can just pose your thing.
01:34:08Hey.
01:34:14Hey.
01:34:15Stand.
01:34:16Come on, stand.
01:34:17No.
01:34:18Please.
01:34:19No.
01:34:20Yes, stand.
01:34:22Please.
01:34:23Come, come.
01:34:24Come, come, come.
01:34:25You come.
01:34:28Okay?
01:34:29You okay?
01:34:30Okay.
01:34:31Let's go.
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