فيلم Mickey Mouse Trap صوفى ماكلنتوش و سايمون فيليبس مترجم
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00:00:00It's Friday the 13th of March. Time is 834. Detective Cole and Detective Marsh for witness
00:00:10interview of one Rebecca. Stop. Stop what? Playing this one by the books. It's not gonna
00:00:19be that kind of night. Is that right? Bet your ass it is. It's your ass you should be
00:00:26concerned about. A lot of people are dead and a lot more want to know why. Right now.
00:00:33Why? It's not nearly as interesting as how. Okay. We can start there. Cause now that we've
00:00:40got ads up. Is that right? That's right young lady. A bunch of people are dead. No consistent
00:00:47eyewitness statements about what happened or even who the killer was. And then there's
00:00:53you. The miracle survivor. You don't wanna know. Oh we do. Help yourself Rebecca. I'm
00:01:02trying to help you too. How so? By saying nothing. Cause once you know you can't unknow.
00:01:11We'll take our chances. You're sure? Alright. We can do this all night. But you're not leaving
00:01:20that cell without telling us what happened and who the killer was. Or we're charging you for
00:01:25the multiple murders. If I tell you I'm dead. We can help you with that. Then you're dead too.
00:01:31Okay. Let's slow this down. Start from the beginning. Okay. I warned you.
00:02:51Chase it. What happens when you're hustling the city with me?
00:02:57When I'm slow, feeling tired, giving nothing. I just wanna feel your face.
00:03:06I wonder why you've been out that much. Cause I never got my coke to.
00:03:14I wonder why you've been out that much. Cause I never got my coke to.
00:03:18I wonder why you've been out that much.
00:03:39Oh no. Okay. And then what happened? I have a fire truck but Jessie wanted her ice cream but she
00:03:46didn't want to play near her friend because Jack smells bad. But I don't even like Jack.
00:03:52Do you have my water bottle? No. I don't have your water bottle. I'm sorry. But I can get you water.
00:03:58Do you have a boyfriend? No. Why? Do you want to be my boyfriend? No.
00:04:07Okay. No. That's okay. That's fine. You need to date someone your own age.
00:04:13That's what my mom says to my dad. She says he's pathetic and needs to get a life.
00:04:20Oh no. That's horrible.
00:04:23Don't you get it? You need to date someone your own age, loser.
00:04:29Please be careful. Yeah, mom. Come pick me up.
00:04:35I've seen some rejections in my time but man, that was hard to watch.
00:04:39Shut up.
00:04:42Miss Alex? Yes, Rachel?
00:04:45Joseph pushed me. Oh, well, maybe don't play near Joseph right now, okay?
00:04:49Can you do something about it?
00:04:52Uh, yeah. I will definitely talk to him when I see him.
00:04:56Message?
00:04:59Well, what would you like me to do, Rachel? Just kill him.
00:05:04Rachel, don't say that.
00:05:07I don't want to say it. Just do it.
00:05:15Jesus.
00:05:17Ah, kids today, huh?
00:05:19Yeah, a little excessive.
00:05:21Yeah, indeed.
00:05:22Must have been different in the 1940s.
00:05:26Oh, ouch.
00:05:27She's kidding. I'm not.
00:05:31You know what? It was a simpler time. The younglings respected their elders.
00:05:36Oh, wow. That was then. This is now, grandpa.
00:05:40Ah, speaking of now.
00:05:41No, no, no, no, no. Please, we close in like 15 minutes.
00:05:44Praise. We just got a last minute booking.
00:05:48I'm going to need two of you to stay.
00:05:50You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:52Please tell me this is the famous British sarcasm that you always use but we never really understand.
00:05:57No, the call just came...
00:05:59Wait a minute, you don't understand my sarcasm?
00:06:02We don't.
00:06:03But it sounds really, really nice with your accent.
00:06:09Well, I...
00:06:11Nice try. I still need you both to stay.
00:06:17Okay. How many?
00:06:19It's not bad. Eight of them. And only for three hours.
00:06:24Yeah, I guess it's not that bad.
00:06:26And it's double time.
00:06:29Okay, well, we like that.
00:06:32But do we actually have to, like, stay? Like, for real, though?
00:06:36Oh, I suppose if I think about it, I could find a way to pay you double time and just have you do none of the work.
00:06:41That would be great.
00:06:42Yeah, no, I'm sensing that famous British sarcasm.
00:06:47Sharp cookie over here.
00:06:49Come on, I know it's been a long day, ladies, but I tell you what, you don't have to clean the slush machine.
00:06:55We're supposed to clean the slush machine?
00:06:57Funny.
00:06:58Okay, sounds good. I'll text you when I look up.
00:07:03Speaking of texting, Janet, would you do me a favor and try and look like you work for me?
00:07:09What? I am.
00:07:12And don't forget to clock out, otherwise I don't pay you at all.
00:07:15Yeah, we got it.
00:07:16Thank you, ladies.
00:07:18God, I hate rich kids who can afford to hire out this whole place.
00:07:22Yeah, but it's double time, and I could really use the cash.
00:07:27I can never tell if he's joking.
00:07:29About double time?
00:07:30About cleaning the slush machine.
00:07:32Jayna.
00:07:33Relax, bro, it's a joke. I clean it.
00:07:37Sometimes.
00:07:40Okay, well, you're a fan of easy money, right?
00:07:42I mean, how hard can it be?
00:07:47Yeah, no one can locate Mr. Collins.
00:07:51Who?
00:07:53The manager. Is his body somewhere else?
00:07:57I have no idea what happened to him.
00:08:00I saw something. God knows what that was.
00:08:08Do you think the killer is Tim Collins?
00:08:12Look, I have no clue what happened to him.
00:08:15For all I know, he went and got pissed. Maybe he fucked off to Vegas.
00:08:19Maybe he watched a movie that changed his life.
00:08:21No.
00:08:51No.
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:39Hello?
00:09:43Hello?
00:09:45Alex?
00:09:48Jayna?
00:09:52Hello?
00:10:07Hey!
00:10:09Lucy!
00:10:21Stop messing around!
00:10:27Hello?
00:10:29Hello?
00:10:35Alex?
00:10:37Jaina?
00:10:48I can see you.
00:10:51Do you wanna see me?
00:10:57Do you wanna see what I see?
00:11:22Jaina!
00:11:24Come on, let's take a break.
00:11:26This will be one less thing we have to do later.
00:11:29You know, those kids are just gonna make a mess again.
00:11:34You know, if Mike sees you doing that, he's gonna kill you.
00:11:39How would he see?
00:11:42Um, the cameras?
00:11:45He doesn't check them.
00:11:47Do you wanna have this?
00:11:48No, I'm good.
00:11:52So, what's going on with you?
00:11:54Like, what's new with Alex?
00:11:56Like, I care. You know that, right?
00:12:00I'm sorry, what?
00:12:02What?
00:12:04Where...
00:12:05Where is this coming from?
00:12:06Bitch, please. I've had your back since day one.
00:12:09I know everything there is to know about Alex.
00:12:15Then?
00:12:16Then!
00:12:17I was just about to say that.
00:12:19Yeah...
00:12:20What...
00:12:21What is happening?
00:12:23What?
00:12:25This...
00:12:26Like, what is happening right now?
00:12:28I just want you to know that I got you.
00:12:31And if you ever needed anything,
00:12:34anything at all,
00:12:35I would do that for you.
00:12:37My friend.
00:12:38Maybe my best friend.
00:12:40Jaina...
00:12:42Do you need something?
00:12:44Girl...
00:12:46Do you need something?
00:12:48Girl...
00:12:49Hear me out.
00:12:50There's this boy.
00:12:52Oh, here we go. Yep.
00:12:54What? You don't even know.
00:12:56You wanna leave me here with eight rich kids so you can go meet a guy?
00:12:59Oh, you do know. Damn.
00:13:01Jaina, please.
00:13:02Hold on. I'll just pop out and be right back.
00:13:07Really?
00:13:08I will!
00:13:09Mm-hmm.
00:13:10And if I don't, you don't have to clock me out.
00:13:13You know I want the bills.
00:13:16Yeah, if there is something you want more than a guy, it is money.
00:13:21So...
00:13:24Fine.
00:13:25But you have to come back immediately after. You have to help me clean up.
00:13:28I will.
00:13:30Jaina.
00:13:31I will. I swear.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34I love you so much.
00:13:36Alex...
00:13:40Fenn.
00:13:41Jesus Christ, Jaina. Alex Fenn.
00:13:43Sorry, I know a lot of Alex's.
00:13:45Most of them are guys, by the way.
00:13:47Yeah. Yeah, alright. Go.
00:13:50Well, I can wait a bit.
00:13:52Go, please, before I change my mind.
00:13:54I love you.
00:13:55Love you.
00:13:56Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
00:13:58Alright. He better be worth it.
00:13:59He totally won't be.
00:14:01I'll be back.
00:14:04She's not coming back.
00:14:13I love you.
00:14:19I love you.
00:14:44I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:14:52Hello, Funhaven.
00:14:57Hello?
00:15:01Help us with something.
00:15:03How do you know she got the call?
00:15:06She told me.
00:15:08She was freaked out by it.
00:15:09Well, here's the problem.
00:15:11We have all the calls in and out.
00:15:13And the whole building didn't get a single call all night.
00:15:16So?
00:15:17So why would Alex make something like that up?
00:15:20I don't know. Ask Alex.
00:15:26Fine.
00:15:28So who was this mystery caller?
00:15:30I mean, did they say anything?
00:15:32Nothing. He didn't say a word.
00:15:35He didn't say a single word?
00:15:38Nothing.
00:15:42And how did you know it was a he?
00:15:44What?
00:15:45You said he didn't say one word.
00:15:48Would you like me to play the tape back?
00:15:50That's what Alex said.
00:15:52Really?
00:15:54If you don't believe me, again,
00:15:58you can ask Alex.
00:16:11Alex?
00:16:28Jayna?
00:16:42Mike?
00:16:44Is that you?
00:17:12Surprise!
00:17:15Wait. What's going on?
00:17:17Surprise, gorgeous. We got this huge party for you.
00:17:20We got drinks. We got friends. We got cake.
00:17:22We got anything that you want.
00:17:25What? What?
00:17:27We're your last-minute private birthday party.
00:17:30Will you come?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32No.
00:17:33No.
00:17:34No.
00:17:35No.
00:17:36No.
00:17:37No.
00:17:38No.
00:17:39No.
00:17:40We called it a surprise party.
00:17:42Well, your birthday party.
00:17:45But you realize my birthday isn't for like a whole two weeks, right?
00:17:49Yeah. Well, if we did it then, then it wouldn't have been a surprise.
00:17:53You guys are...
00:17:54You were crazy.
00:17:56But, but Jackie, your birthday is before mine.
00:18:04Um, thank you.
00:18:05I just, I can't believe you guys picked here of all places.
00:18:08We had most of our collective birthdays here as kids and seeing as you're saying goodbye to childhood
00:18:12I figured it just made sense. Hey, I said you prefer a strip club. Any excuse to go to a strip club, right Paul?
00:18:18Hey, you were into it. Is that keeping it a secret?
00:18:23Well, that is very dramatic Ryan, but I don't know also kind of true. Hi
00:18:30Alex seriously, you're the best of us. You deserve the best party that we can throw
00:18:34And
00:18:37You guys got Marcus to come out yeah, I mean well it's kind of his idea
00:18:44But you know if I if I really am a birthday girl maybe I don't know you can get me a real drink on
00:18:51It's thank God. I need another shot. I think you're good. I think you've had enough
00:18:57This was really sweet of you. Thank you
00:19:01Well, I
00:19:03Promised you I would what?
00:19:06remember
00:19:07On her eighth birthday. You said we'd have all our birthdays here. Oh
00:19:12My god. Yeah. No, we did. I love that you remember that
00:19:18And um, thank you for bringing everyone. Hey Ryan's triple rye and whiskey is coming right up just for you. Oh
00:19:25I didn't invite Ryan. This is for you. Yeah. No, I yeah, I kind of figured he invited himself could have been worse
00:19:32He wanted to bring the whole hockey team
00:19:36What can I say man? I like to party. All right
00:19:39Okay, birthday girl. Let's cut this cake
00:19:42Um, okay who and why?
00:19:47Quinn
00:19:49Paul will literally put anything on the table. I'm sure he'll do it
00:19:53Paul will literally put anything in his mouth. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wish I never had that imagery
00:20:11Right now drinking game let's do this right now. We just got here. Give her a minute. Oh my gosh guys
00:20:17It's a law when you start the party. There's no way a law dude. Shut up your wank stay
00:20:23You said how about we let the birthday girl decide? Okay. Okay. Okay, you know
00:20:30All right, let me show you how it's fucking done get out of the way here Oh
00:20:34mother fucker
00:20:37We get it
00:20:39bunch of kids taking advantage
00:20:41Drinking too much fucking around with a good excuse of a birthday, but everyone was in the same room, right?
00:20:49Is that a yes for the tape
00:20:53Yes
00:20:55Thanks
00:20:57But help me out. You're you're getting along. You're all friends
00:21:02So why did you guys split up?
00:21:05Split up the group separated a little
00:21:10Yeah, it's a party we're not gonna sit in a circle
00:21:14Why not
00:21:16Why not
00:21:18Cuz we're not nine years old. I'm sure you boys have heard of group dynamics those existing groups of close friends, too
00:21:24Yeah, we know what that is. Oh, thank God
00:21:27And what it means?
00:21:30Someone didn't like someone
00:21:31And another word for that is motive. I'm sure you've heard of that word even if you're a nine-year-old
00:21:38So so who didn't like who and why?
00:21:45Danny
00:21:50We're listening
00:22:05Too much for you. I
00:22:08Like the game until Ryan decides to make it an actual competition is intense
00:22:16Sorry
00:22:28If by intense you mean boy most likely to kill someone in road rage accident, huh, he means well
00:22:35He means to get her drunk. Yeah, same thing
00:22:40It's really not
00:22:42Hey, it's not a bad tactic
00:22:45Think you'll enjoy jail Paul hard to say
00:23:04What she's not drunk
00:23:08Well, she was a bit of a whore so, you know what she's actually perfect for you Paul
00:23:13Well
00:23:14Ladies gentlemen, excuse me. I'll be right back
00:23:21And he's dead what
00:23:24Like if he was in a horror movie, you'd never say I'll be right back because then you don't
00:23:32You just die, you know, I used to think you're just a little quirky but
00:23:37Total serial killer vibes, right?
00:23:40Yes
00:23:42Totally Danny stop smoking in here. It's a vape
00:24:03Wait
00:24:05Marcus
00:24:06What well someone say Marcus was a serial killer. They said he had serial killer vibes
00:24:13Really it was a joke
00:24:15It's not when there's a bunch of dead bodies
00:24:18Shirley Marcus isn't a suspect given what happened
00:24:22We didn't think so, but should we be thinking that?
00:24:26I'm not gonna tell you what to think
00:24:29You weren't there so I'm assuming somebody told you yes
00:24:34Who?
00:24:36One of the girls which one?
00:24:38One of the dead ones
00:24:41You feel a little obstructed funny because I'm trying to tell you what happened and you keep stopping me
00:24:48Go on Rebecca
00:25:00Come and find me
00:25:08You
00:25:24You already watch this shit watch this oh, yeah, here we go fucking
00:25:28Fuck. Oh
00:25:30No, no, no, if my boss sees that he's gonna kill me relax. We are the private party
00:25:35No, he thinks we're eight kids and he definitely doesn't think I'm drinking I need
00:25:40Definitely gonna fire me if he ever finds out. So oh, yeah, dude. No. Yeah. Oh
00:25:45You bet your fucking ass it is dude. Yeah
00:25:48Yeah, just get him here and consider it done. What's the deal with this guy Marcus? He's a douchebag
00:25:54So we're roughing him up cuz he's a douchebag
00:25:58Well, not just that he's kind of talking to her boys girl. We're talking to Jennifer
00:26:03No, no, not his main no, no, he's talking to his backup chick. Oh
00:26:09He is a douche. Yeah, what kind of guy hits on another guy's backup girl?
00:26:14only mindless douchebags
00:26:21Where are they?
00:26:22Fun Haven. Oh, that's Tim Collins's place. Who's Tim Collins? He's our old captain from the 90s. It's one of us nice
00:26:30Yeah, he took a few pucks to the head though
00:26:39Hazing several of Ryan's hockey teammates said that he wanted a few guys to teach Marcus a lesson a lesson in what?
00:26:46And who deserved Alex's affection, I guess
00:26:50so bullies you mean
00:26:54Apparently I
00:26:56Didn't know about that. Is that who did this? No
00:27:00I don't understand. It wasn't them
00:27:03Because the boys that volunteered for that little mission didn't make it to the fun house. What happened to them? Oh, you don't know
00:27:10Why would I know? Well, you seem to know just about everything else everything that happened inside from house
00:27:16Just thought we'd ask
00:27:19So what happened to them another few dead bodies to add to the pile?
00:27:26Well, you know what they say about bullies detective what's that
00:27:30They only respond to strength
00:27:38Okay, yeah, I'll talk to you later man, okay
00:27:43Hey, what's up? No phones. Oh
00:27:47Oh, yeah
00:27:49buddy phones in the bag right now actually my
00:27:53Mum might need to call me
00:27:55Phone back now right here. Come on Brian if he needs to keep his phone he can
00:28:02You know what?
00:28:05No, she'll be fine few hours
00:28:10We're where's Polly and Jackie whatever they're doing does not involve their phones. Yeah, probably does
00:28:19I like this the no phones. Yeah, that's old school. Yeah
00:28:24Oh, and let's make it interesting first one to go for their phones has to buy a round of drinks
00:28:30Mmm, speaking of shots. Come here. I want to show you something drink drink drink
00:28:43I got take a day off from hating everything. I'm not it's true, babe. Would it kill you to smile?
00:28:49Just like think of something you love
00:28:55Oh
00:28:57Wow
00:29:00Shut up, hey, it's fine. We all love something we can't have
00:29:06You know, we can't have a drink yes we can
00:29:09I
00:29:22Wait, hold on. Do you have protection? I don't have any relax. I'm clean. Well, I might not be
00:29:34You're unbelievable, thank you
00:29:39I
00:29:45Hello
00:29:51Who's there
00:29:54Oh
00:30:05Well looks like the boys are buying the drinks all night rematch now do we look stupid
00:30:10Yeah, already one was more to gain a bet is a bet. Hey got us
00:30:15Let's do the honorable thing and not be sore losers. Oh, fuck that man. I
00:30:22I mean guys, all right. Good game. It's smooth, right?
00:30:30Wait, I thought Marcus had a crush on Alex a
00:30:34Lot of people had a crush on Alex
00:30:37Who else had a crush? Oh
00:30:40I
00:30:42see
00:30:43well, we didn't I
00:30:46didn't mean to assume your sexual orientation was
00:30:49Well, I didn't think and
00:30:52Relax Jesus Christ
00:30:54We don't give a shit what you are what you identify as the only thing we care about is motive why people died
00:31:01Now the only thing everyone can agree it is that Alex is the heart of this thing. So should we be looking at Ryan?
00:31:07I'm not doing your job for you
00:31:09I didn't but if you're trying to put Marcus as a suspect you might as well add Ryan to for the exact same reason
00:31:15Hell even me you are a suspect
00:31:18That's just how we view things until we can clear you of any wrongdoings if if we can clear you. Oh
00:31:26See, you're the bad cop. Got it. Hey, this is serious it is
00:31:33So stop playing childish games
00:31:38Cheers
00:31:41Hey who moved the knife
00:31:46Whoa, you good? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm fine. Sure Ryan
00:31:52Buddy, I could out drink you any day of the week
00:31:56Sure thing Ryan
00:31:59Come again fucker. Oh wait
00:32:04You know, why why don't we go to a real bar
00:32:07So I can have my first legal drink now. We're talking good timing
00:32:12We're almost out of vodka and there will probably be men there. So hey, we're men
00:32:19Your boys men boys and boys for both in love with the same woman
00:32:27Okay
00:32:30Let's go no, I'll drive you will not hey
00:32:37Let's talk, okay, listen listen
00:32:42Me and you
00:32:43Okay, let's let's let's drop the act. Okay. Listen, the stars wrote it. Everybody wants it. Let's just make it happen
00:32:51What to happen me and you to be official. I know you've been flirting with it
00:32:58Am I that obvious yeah, but hey we can work on that. All right, it's all right. Listen
00:33:03Yes, I have had my eye on you for a while. Aren't you with Jennifer right now? Oh, yeah, but that was then this is now
00:33:10But then I saw you oh
00:33:13Yeah, Ryan, we've known each other since we were nine. You did not just see me. Yeah, but that was that was different
00:33:18Okay, we were kids back then but now your body. Mmm, so tight. Okay
00:33:24Can we talk about this tomorrow? Hey, hey, hey
00:33:28Don't be afraid to fall for me. I
00:33:31Will try my best
00:33:34But you should know I am still playing around with the idea of whether I'm gay or not, so oh
00:33:45Damn oh
00:33:48That makes sense. Yeah, cuz it couldn't have yeah, it's popular now, right? Okay. Yeah, I get it
00:33:56Come on
00:33:57Hey, wait, wait. Is that it? I
00:34:01Guess so. Are you sure?
00:34:03Yeah
00:34:06All right, well I can't protect you from not your boyfriend protect me from what Ryan you'll see
00:34:22Where's Danny he's in the bathroom our phones I got him
00:34:34I
00:34:44What's wrong you don't got a key no, I I have keys but
00:34:49This this is not how we lock up this
00:34:52This isn't ours. I don't get it
00:34:54Stand aside cupcake
00:34:57Mm-hmm
00:34:59Fucking Danny, it's Danny, isn't it? It's a fucking birthday prank. No, not Danny Paul and Jackie do pranks like both of them
00:35:09It's locked they took our phones
00:35:13Perfect, I'm sure it's not them
00:35:20Jackie please come on. I don't want to play this game. I want to keep drinking. It's my birthday
00:35:26It's my birthday
00:35:31Great now we have to play their stupid game
00:35:35Probably a fire exit here, right? Yeah, you know there is
00:35:38We do
00:35:40Yeah, but you scared the shit out of me earlier with the mask
00:35:44Not me. No, I mean
00:35:46Nope, don't look at me. I don't wear costumes
00:35:49Well, maybe it was Paul. I guess please trapping women. That's totally a Paul thing to do
00:35:57I
00:36:03Should still walked. Oh, I even saw him messing with this. Oh
00:36:08Paul earlier hate to say I told you so
00:36:13Where the hell have you been
00:36:15Was in the bathroom doing what?
00:36:18Would you like a number? Okay. Anyway, the faster we play their game the faster we can get out of here and get some real drinks
00:36:25So
00:36:26so
00:36:28Okay, how about this first person to find our residence sleazy couple doesn't have to pay for a single drink all night. Oh
00:36:36I am into that idea. Excuse me, buddy. Well, we have to find them dumbass. Where the fuck did they go?
00:36:42Well, if we knew that we wouldn't have to go looking for them Ryan. Geez, you need that hockey scholarship
00:36:47What I need is another beer. Thank you very much
00:36:51No, I doubt that how you just say to me I said, let's go find them a jungle gym, that's where they are
00:37:01You sure
00:37:03No, not at all, but I needed something to motivate them
00:37:07I think Ryan will do anything you tell him to like if you wanted to murder a homeless man, just tell him he's eager
00:37:14He's all bravado true
00:37:17But, you know, it's not a bad thing, how do you mean
00:37:26Well, he goes for what he wants to risk it all not knowing what might happen
00:37:34Yeah, I kind of like that about him
00:37:38But you know, it's it's not him that I like
00:37:47Can I give you your gift now
00:37:51Sure
00:37:53Wait, is this some terrible subplot of a 90s slasher film? What?
00:37:58The boy who can't get the girl next door
00:38:01No, it's not
00:38:03Sure sounds like a really bad 90s film. I wasn't alive in the 90s. No your audience. That's right
00:38:10She wasn't alive in the 90s, but she is now which is something we can't figure out
00:38:16So maybe you should know your audience. I know my audience
00:38:19Then get to the good part who saw him first
00:38:29I just want a goddamn drink
00:38:38Holy fucking shit, dude
00:38:41Huh, you scared the shit out of me man, holy crap, she's gonna freak when she sees you
00:38:56Jackie Paul, no one wants to play your game anymore guys
00:39:10Oh
00:39:25Not funny Paul
00:39:40Oh
00:40:10Ryan you douchebag
00:40:19Ryan you douchebag
00:40:26Stop digging around
00:40:40How somebody help me
00:41:11Oh
00:41:22Where are you taking me careful? Oh
00:41:30God
00:41:32Is it food? I love you even better. That's better than food. Oh
00:41:37Oh
00:41:39God, please don't be naked
00:41:42I'm not Ryan
00:41:44No, you're right. I I never would have closed my eyes if you were him, okay
00:41:51Open
00:41:56Marcus
00:41:57Is this yes, it is. No way. This is every sour candy from around the world
00:42:04Are you serious?
00:42:06You remembered who would forget what everyone I always tell them how much I love sour candy
00:42:12Anyone who really knew you would know
00:42:14This is all she wants anybody who really loves me. Oh
00:42:20Well, don't just sit there pick a country dig in okay
00:42:27Fishies whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Remember your life as is now and go
00:42:37Oh
00:42:40Well, yeah, yeah you did good now that one has some kick
00:42:51Um, so do I get a birthday wish sure
00:43:02Ask me out
00:43:05What if you really want to make my birthday something special ask me out
00:43:14Okay
00:43:17Um
00:43:20Guys
00:43:22What's up
00:43:24We have a big problem like a serious problem. Yeah. Well, are you okay?
00:43:30It's blood not not my blood Ryan's gone absolutely nuts
00:43:35It's probably just no listen to me. He's gone completely nuts. There's blood all over the jungle gym blood
00:43:42Yes
00:43:44Is he hurt? No, babe, not not his blood like he murdered someone's blood like he's on it a
00:43:50Drunken rampage or something. Okay enough. I'm I'm gonna go to the office
00:43:54I'm gonna turn off the music switch on the light good plan. Stay here
00:43:58What you want me to come no, it's okay. We'll get that moment back later. I
00:44:08Wish I had my phone or something like he's attacking people. Yes. He swung a knife at me
00:44:15Okay, we got a call 9-1-1
00:44:20Hence the phone comment I just made
00:44:24Landlines
00:44:27I
00:44:57Love you, it's game over
00:45:19We should go
00:45:21Yeah, it's on the X door
00:45:23Yep, I'd rather get a parking lot than in here
00:45:25Why I guess we get him in here then we might get kicked out
00:45:30Then we have to find some arrows to drink
00:45:33That's smart see that's actually smart. Oh
00:45:38Oh, come on
00:45:41What is that Wow, look who arrived early he thinks this is some sort of costume party
00:45:48Jeez this is gonna be easy. I think buddy. Here's on the spectrum or something
00:45:53So we really can't do it Ryan's asking
00:45:56So let's make this clear
00:45:58Stay the fuck away from Alex
00:46:02Hey, buddy, are you listening
00:46:09So you got it you're gonna stay away
00:46:11So you got it you're gonna stay away
00:46:17Excuse me, I think this is a joke
00:46:22This fucking guy stay the fuck away from Alex you hear me
00:46:31I don't believe it
00:46:35Well, there's another way we can go about this if you're really having difficulty in the game
00:46:39If you're really having difficulty understanding
00:46:42Is that what you want?
00:46:56No, man, we were just kidding around no need to do anything else
00:47:09Well?
00:47:17No dial tone.
00:47:18There's probably one at reception.
00:47:20No.
00:47:21You okay?
00:47:22No.
00:47:23Did you see him?
00:47:24No.
00:47:25And we don't want to.
00:47:26Flashlights?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:28I couldn't get the power on, the lights on, and I think the power's off in most of the
00:47:31building.
00:47:32Fire exit?
00:47:33Yes, fire exit.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Whoa, hey!
00:47:41Whoa, whoa, what's goin' on?
00:48:03Turn it off.
00:48:05Turn it off.
00:48:07Ryan, turn it off.
00:48:08Turn it off!
00:48:11Okay, move it.
00:48:14I am too high for this.
00:48:15I am too high for this.
00:48:16I am too high for this.
00:48:17Turn it off.
00:48:18Turn it off.
00:48:20I am way too high for this.
00:48:21I am way too high for this.
00:48:22I am way too high for this.
00:48:23I am way too high for this.
00:48:24I am way too high for this.
00:48:25I am way too high for this.
00:48:26I am way too high for this.
00:48:27Get me the fuck off this, Ryan!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:34Holy fuck.
00:48:37Yeah, we have a serious problem here.
00:48:39What the hell?
00:48:41Are they dead?
00:48:42Yeah, Maria.
00:48:43They look pretty fucking dead.
00:48:45Ryan's lost it.
00:48:46Like, why would he do this?
00:48:48Not even steroids.
00:48:50That's it?
00:48:51Drugs and alcohol?
00:48:52And the fact that you wouldn't hook up with him?
00:48:54Oh, great idea.
00:48:55Yeah, I'll go find him now that he's murdering people.
00:48:57It's a little late now.
00:49:00Let me try the door one more time.
00:49:02Oh, right.
00:49:03Because it's going to be less locked this time.
00:49:15Ryan!
00:49:16Ryan!
00:49:17Turn it off!
00:49:18Turn it off!
00:49:27Ryan!
00:49:53What was that?
00:49:54Was that Danny?
00:49:55I think so.
00:49:57Fuck!
00:49:58Shit!
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Do you have a fucking plan?
00:50:02Yes, I got a plan.
00:50:03Don't panic.
00:50:04What's the plan?
00:50:07To not panic.
00:50:09Oh, my fucking God!
00:50:10Alex!
00:50:11Okay, um, we can find something to break the glass with.
00:50:13No, don't make too much noise.
00:50:14He'll hear us.
00:50:15Well, be quick about it.
00:50:16I'll get something.
00:50:17Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:19We all go together.
00:50:21Exactly.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:23Haven't you seen any horror film ever?
00:50:25No, Marcus.
00:50:26I have a sex life.
00:50:27Okay, if we split up, we're dead.
00:50:29All right?
00:50:30We stick together.
00:50:31Exactly.
00:50:32How are you two not fucking already?
00:50:57Shit!
00:51:23This thing's realistic.
00:51:24Or am I actually drunk?
00:51:55Guys, like, really, fuck off.
00:52:04This isn't funny.
00:52:24Oh, forgive me, sweetheart.
00:52:35But seeing as this is a time when people started dying,
00:52:37how did you see or know about it if you weren't in the room?
00:52:40And where exactly were you?
00:52:43I was in laser tag.
00:52:45So how did you know what was going on?
00:52:47Because the office had CCTV and I saw it from there.
00:52:49But you were in laser tag.
00:52:51It was there before.
00:52:52I went after her.
00:52:53After you saw a maniac with a knife?
00:52:55You just went on your way looking?
00:52:57I thought it was a game from Paul and Jackie.
00:52:59Right.
00:53:01What's the issue?
00:53:02Our issue is this.
00:53:07Somebody wiped all the CCTV footage.
00:53:10I guess you were near the office, right?
00:53:14I'm not technical.
00:53:16No, but you were near the CCTV footage.
00:53:20I was in laser tag.
00:53:21That's where I saw him.
00:53:25I thought you saw him in the jungle gym.
00:53:27He moved from place to place impossibly quickly.
00:53:31So you're in laser tag.
00:53:33Can anyone back that up?
00:53:35Yes.
00:53:37Danny.
00:53:39Well, that's helpful.
00:53:40It's true.
00:53:43That just makes you the last person to confirm they saw Danny alive.
00:53:46I had no control over what happened to him.
00:53:48I tried to save him.
00:53:50How?
00:53:51I told him to run.
00:53:53Well, I guess he wasn't very fast.
00:54:07Jesus.
00:54:08Are you okay?
00:54:09There's someone in here with us.
00:54:10There's somebody in here.
00:54:11We have to get the fuck out of here right now.
00:54:16Are you fucking kidding me?
00:54:18That's Ryan?
00:54:19Yeah, he's wearing that jersey and that stupid fucking mask.
00:54:22Vintage.
00:54:24It's a 1928 Mickey.
00:54:25Tell him to shut up.
00:54:27Yeah, Marcus.
00:54:29How?
00:54:30It's got the whole fucking team in on it.
00:54:33Like some cult shit.
00:54:35Yeah, well, he's not moving.
00:54:37So?
00:54:39So they want us inside.
00:54:40They want to trap us.
00:54:44You get that bit.
00:54:47I'm not sure what I'd say anyways.
00:54:50Hey, 911.
00:54:51It's a guy dressed as Mickey Mouse trying to kill us.
00:54:53Funny.
00:54:54It wasn't a joke.
00:54:56You're so silly.
00:54:58Radeon, I'm coming to find you.
00:55:03Okay, focus.
00:55:05This is some sort of game, right?
00:55:06A ritual or something?
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:09Okay, and we can't call out.
00:55:12The lines are dead.
00:55:13We don't have our phones.
00:55:14But you guys, we need help.
00:55:17Fire Brigade.
00:55:18No, dumbass.
00:55:19The phones don't work.
00:55:20We don't need phones.
00:55:21The alarm will bring them here automatically.
00:55:30Where is it?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:32No, I'll do it.
00:55:33No.
00:55:34All together, remember?
00:55:35No, you have to stay here to silence it.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38What about the others?
00:55:40Use the loudspeaker and tell them to go to the roof.
00:55:43There's only one way up.
00:55:44We'll barricade the entrance.
00:55:46The Fire Brigade will be here in max 15 minutes.
00:55:49Got it.
00:55:50Got it.
00:55:53He's gone.
00:55:55Oh no, he's out there for sure.
00:56:00He moves quick.
00:56:01Too quick.
00:56:03What do you mean?
00:56:06I don't know yet.
00:56:07Okay, this is stressful.
00:56:08Sudoku, let's be less cryptic.
00:56:10Sorry.
00:56:12Why did I get stuck with you?
00:56:13I'm too pretty for this.
00:56:17Can you even run in those?
00:56:19Take them off.
00:56:42Did you see him?
00:56:43Yes, I saw him.
00:56:44Who is he?
00:56:45I don't know who it is.
00:56:46It doesn't matter.
00:56:47Let's get the fuck out of here and we'll figure that out after, okay?
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:49We gotta go.
00:56:50Three.
00:56:51Two.
00:56:52One.
00:56:53Just do it already!
00:56:54Hey, hurry!
00:56:55Shit.
00:56:56Gemma!
00:56:57Gemma!
00:56:58Stand your back.
00:56:59Ryan's gone nuts.
00:57:00He's killing people.
00:57:01He's got the fire brigade.
00:57:02I'm going to kill him.
00:57:03I'm going to kill him.
00:57:04I'm going to kill him.
00:57:05I'm going to kill him.
00:57:06I'm going to kill him.
00:57:07I'm going to kill him.
00:57:08I'm going to kill him.
00:57:09I'm going to kill him.
00:57:10I'm going to kill him.
00:57:11Ryan's gone nuts.
00:57:12He's killing people.
00:57:13Head for the roof.
00:57:25Al, there you are.
00:57:26Where is everybody?
00:57:30What?
00:57:31Are you high?
00:57:32What did I miss?
00:57:41What the fuck?
00:58:00Okay, let's just make a run for it.
00:58:01We're going nowhere without Alex.
00:58:04Okay, we get it.
00:58:05You're in love with her.
00:58:08Fuck.
00:58:09He's in laser tag.
00:58:11And so is Danny and Becca.
00:58:15Fuck. Well, fucking tell them!
00:58:17Danny, he's coming at you!
00:58:19Oh shit!
00:58:21On your left!
00:58:22This way.
00:58:23The other way!
00:58:26Run!
00:58:28Okay, well?
00:58:31I lost them.
00:58:34Well, which way are they heading?
00:58:36This way.
00:58:37Okay, let's go!
00:58:39We gotta go!
00:58:43Fuck!
00:58:44Becca!
00:58:46No!
00:58:47No!
00:58:49Becca!
00:58:52Go! Run!
00:58:55He knows how to run, rabbit!
00:58:57Run!
00:58:58Fuck this!
00:59:02No! No!
00:59:03No!
00:59:04No!
00:59:05No!
00:59:07No! No!
00:59:24So you watched Danny get stabbed.
00:59:27In the head.
00:59:29That's what I just said.
00:59:30And you got away.
00:59:32Not exactly.
00:59:33Well, surely not.
00:59:35Not when he cut your ankle half open.
00:59:37I didn't forget.
00:59:38Lucky, though.
00:59:39Let me cut your ankle half open and see how lucky you feel.
00:59:42Well, I'm just saying, he stabbed Danny in the head.
00:59:45But good job he avoided every major organ when it came to you.
00:59:55He's in laser tag!
00:59:56No, he was just in the office with Gemma and me!
00:59:58More than one, right?
01:00:00Wait, no, he...
01:00:02I know this sounds crazy, but he vanished.
01:00:04Like, right in front of my eyes.
01:00:06I dropped my flashlight and when I picked it up, he was gone.
01:00:08What?
01:00:09Like he can teleport?
01:00:11Yes, I know that sounds crazy!
01:00:13No, it's not crazy.
01:00:15A guy dressed as Mickey Mouse is killing us.
01:00:17Teleportation is still very much on the table.
01:00:20But it tells us one thing.
01:00:22What?
01:00:23He's alone.
01:00:24She's just much quicker than us.
01:00:28Where's Gemma?
01:00:33Oh...
01:00:34Danny and Becca?
01:00:39Okay, I checked the fire alarm. They should be here soon.
01:00:42How long?
01:00:43Ten minutes?
01:00:44That's too long to be stuck in here!
01:00:47The roof!
01:00:48Yeah, yes, the roof.
01:00:50And how did you escape again?
01:00:51I didn't.
01:00:53He let you go?
01:00:54He got distracted.
01:00:56By what?
01:00:58Someone we almost forgot about.
01:01:04We need weapons.
01:01:05Yeah, we're gonna find a lot of those here at a kids' play area, Marcus.
01:01:08Well, we need to think of something. Otherwise, we're defenseless.
01:01:11Oh, he seems to have an uninvited guest.
01:01:14Alex, wait!
01:01:15What?
01:01:17Yeah, he's like completely in love with me already.
01:01:19It's totally disgusting.
01:01:21Listen, put the phone down!
01:01:23Put the phone down, please!
01:01:24Hang up the phone!
01:01:25Put the phone down, please!
01:01:26Hang up the phone and call 911, please!
01:01:28Gina!
01:01:29I was like, dude, I've already stalked you heavily on the socials.
01:01:32I know everything there is to know about you, dickhead.
01:01:35Gina, please!
01:01:36No, Gina, turn around!
01:01:38Please, Gina!
01:01:39Yeah, yeah.
01:01:40She's super pissed.
01:01:41Okay, look, I gotta go.
01:01:42Bye.
01:01:43No, no, no!
01:01:44It's fine.
01:01:45No, no, no, no!
01:01:46No, no, no, no!
01:01:47No, please, please!
01:01:49No!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51No!
01:01:55Please!
01:02:02No!
01:02:03No!
01:02:06No, Gina!
01:02:20What do you want from us?
01:02:22What do you want, huh?
01:02:24You wanna kill me?
01:02:27Fucking do it already, bitch!
01:02:41Yeah, bullshit.
01:02:42We saw you.
01:02:43Saw me fucking what?
01:02:45What's going on?
01:02:46What do you mean?
01:02:47It's Brian.
01:02:48It's him.
01:02:49It can't be him.
01:02:50I just saw him murdering Gina.
01:02:53I saw one of him.
01:02:54Got the team on it.
01:02:55Right, Ryan?
01:02:56How much did you fuckers drink after I passed out?
01:03:01What the fuck?
01:03:02No, it's not him.
01:03:04Not who?
01:03:06Here is a guy dressed up as Mickey Mouse.
01:03:10Hicking us off one by one.
01:03:12And he can teleport.
01:03:17So you guys did drink a shit ton after I passed out.
01:03:20No, we're not drunk.
01:03:21You went crazy and started killing people.
01:03:23What the fuck are you talking about?
01:03:25So if it wasn't you, it was someone wearing your jersey.
01:03:29Ah.
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:31No, it's...
01:03:32See, it's him.
01:03:33No, it's not me.
01:03:34Yeah, really?
01:03:35Yeah, really.
01:03:36But something.
01:03:37You know something, right?
01:03:38No, I don't know.
01:03:39What?
01:03:51Fuck.
01:04:00Got the whole team on it, Ryan.
01:04:02I know it.
01:04:03No, dude.
01:04:04It's...
01:04:05Listen.
01:04:06Aha.
01:04:07I don't fucking know what's happening.
01:04:10But...
01:04:11But what?
01:04:12But I did ask them to hassle you a little bit.
01:04:14Me?
01:04:15Yes, you.
01:04:16Why me?
01:04:17Because she fucking likes you more than me.
01:04:19I'm the team captain.
01:04:20If the boys see me lose to fucking you, are you kidding me?
01:04:22You know what'll happen to me?
01:04:23Well, now one of your boys is murdering us.
01:04:26No.
01:04:27Ryan.
01:04:28Dude, I don't fucking know.
01:04:29Where are our phones?
01:04:30It's not him.
01:04:31Why not?
01:04:33You think his dumb ass is masterminding this?
01:04:35Fucking thank you.
01:04:37No.
01:04:39He's not.
01:04:43This is one of your teammates, right, Ryan?
01:04:46Ryan, do something.
01:04:47Yeah, uh...
01:04:49Chad?
01:04:52Sherry?
01:04:54Peter?
01:04:56Is that fucking you?
01:04:58Guys.
01:04:59I'm starting to think this isn't the hockey team.
01:05:01Yeah, this is something else.
01:05:03This is the clown with the fucking magic?
01:05:06It's a mouse.
01:05:07With magic.
01:05:09So what do we do?
01:05:10Kill, Ryan.
01:05:11Kill.
01:05:12The fuck did you just say to me?
01:05:13It's not a fucking dog, Marcus.
01:05:16Hey, pal.
01:05:17I'm gonna need a backup for a second here, alright?
01:05:20The light!
01:05:41You're not very good at hiding.
01:05:43You're not very good at hiding.
01:05:46Because I found you.
01:06:04Fuck yeah, Marcus!
01:06:13Stop.
01:06:14Stop.
01:06:15Stop.
01:06:16Stop.
01:06:19You can't trap me.
01:06:21You can never trap me.
01:06:29We need to get out of here.
01:06:30Okay.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:35Fuck, come on.
01:06:36Come here, Ryan.
01:06:37Come on.
01:06:38Come on, Ryan.
01:06:39Come on.
01:06:41Ah!
01:06:42Wait, stop!
01:06:44Fuck!
01:06:46I think that fucker broke my ankle.
01:06:50He's not gonna stop now.
01:06:52And now he's openly facing all of us.
01:06:54Because there's not many of us left.
01:06:56We need to barricade that fucking door.
01:06:58Why?
01:06:59He can teleport, remember?
01:07:00Well, he should have done that before I beat his fucking ass.
01:07:02Beat his ass, Ryan?
01:07:03I got some pretty good shots in.
01:07:05What the fuck did you do?
01:07:06Yeah, you did.
01:07:09No, but the light.
01:07:10Yeah, what is that?
01:07:12He's afraid of it.
01:07:13That's why he attacks it.
01:07:15Yeah, it wounds him.
01:07:16It hurts him or something.
01:07:17I fucking hurt him.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24Yes!
01:07:25Yes, you did.
01:07:26But the light.
01:07:27He doesn't like the light because he can't teleport when it's on him.
01:07:30Yeah, it traps him.
01:07:31Exactly.
01:07:32So why would he be afraid of that?
01:07:34Because when we trap him, we can fucking beat his ass.
01:07:37Yeah.
01:07:38He's got a physical form.
01:07:41So can't we just use another flashlight?
01:07:43No, maybe we can find something better.
01:07:45I don't want to be in here anymore.
01:07:46Can't we just go on the roof or something?
01:07:48I can't exactly use a ladder or stairs right now.
01:07:51Kate, we have to go.
01:07:52He's coming for us.
01:07:53No, we don't.
01:07:55We have to be smart.
01:07:57Right, so...
01:07:58So we gotta be unpredictable.
01:08:01That we should probably think about...
01:08:03What, Ryan?
01:08:04Like, what the fuck?
01:08:06I'm trying to save our lives here!
01:08:09I was gonna fucking agree with you, man.
01:08:12Okay, you're right.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Sorry.
01:08:15Yeah, we're good.
01:08:17Okay, so what does that mean?
01:08:20We need to go on the offensive, okay?
01:08:22Right.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:25A game of cat and mouse.
01:08:27And the only way to win is to kill that goddamn mouse.
01:08:31So are we doing this shit or what?
01:08:33Doing what?
01:08:34This.
01:08:35We know this space.
01:08:36We've been coming here since we were five years old.
01:08:39And...
01:08:41We know his weakness.
01:08:43He's just going to attack the light.
01:08:46No.
01:08:47But we can put it somewhere out of reach.
01:08:50So if this guy wants to party...
01:08:53Let's party.
01:08:56We know you're in here!
01:08:59So we're gonna make a deal.
01:09:01One game of hide and seek.
01:09:03You find me in the jungle gym in five minutes.
01:09:06You can do whatever the fuck you want with me.
01:09:10But if we win, and you don't...
01:09:13Then you let all of us go.
01:09:17Do we have a game?
01:09:18Ooh, I do love a good game.
01:09:21So let's play.
01:09:24So everyone makes this grand plan to tackle a mass murder.
01:09:28Correct.
01:09:30Because they figured out that he has a weird phobia...
01:09:34Towards a flashlight.
01:09:35Strobe light. Yeah.
01:09:38And see, even if I did believe that, which I don't...
01:09:42You couldn't have known that.
01:09:44Why?
01:09:46Because you were still in laser tag.
01:09:48That's where the firefighters found you.
01:09:50They told me what happened in the ambulance.
01:09:53In such wonderful detail, too.
01:09:55They did.
01:09:56It's true.
01:09:57I was worried they'd be in shock.
01:09:59Unable to say a single word.
01:10:01Who?
01:10:03Everyone else that survived, Rebecca.
01:10:05They can't seem to speak as to what they experienced.
01:10:08But here you are, narrating the goddamn story.
01:10:12The only one that seems to have got out of this unscathed.
01:10:16Like some sole survivor.
01:10:19And I hate a sole survivor, Rebecca.
01:10:21If you think I came out of this okay, then you really have not been listening.
01:10:30Oh, you found me.
01:10:33But I guess that means I've also found you.
01:10:37Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:10:44Mickey! Mickey, over here!
01:10:50Mickey!
01:10:52Mickey!
01:10:54Mickey!
01:10:56Mickey!
01:10:58Mickey!
01:11:04Ever played Mousetrap?
01:11:11Hit it.
01:11:28No!
01:11:41Get up! I'm trying!
01:11:45I'm trying!
01:11:57You're beat.
01:11:59We found your kryptonite.
01:12:02It's the light, isn't it?
01:12:03You can't move, can you?
01:12:09Game over.
01:12:28Where the hell did he go?
01:12:35He's gone.
01:12:37He's not coming back.
01:12:40So that's it?
01:12:42Well, nearly the end.
01:12:44You expect us to buy that this killer can teleport.
01:12:48And you guys defeated him with a strobing flashlight.
01:12:52Rebecca, you don't seem very upset that all your friends are dead.
01:12:56And that's our big problem.
01:13:07Some friend you are.
01:13:23He's not coming back.
01:13:44I never got to ask her out.
01:13:48And he just cut her head off.
01:13:53And teleported away.
01:14:02What a complete c...