Harold is seemingly a peaceful neighbor in a quiet American midwestern town, but he's actually a murderous psychopath, setting a trap for a couple who has just moved in across the street from him.
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04:00Oh, Jesus, give me water.
04:02Well, let it ever last.
04:04Oh, Jesus, give me water.
04:06And it was not from the well.
04:08Oh, Jesus, give me water.
04:10Well, let it ever last.
04:12Oh, Jesus, give me water.
04:14Well, it was not from the well.
04:22Well, friends, let me tell you about Jesus.
04:24Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:26Friends, let me tell you about Jesus.
04:28Well, let me tell you about Jesus.
04:30He's a rock in the harbor.
04:32Well, now, he's a wonderful counselor.
04:34Good Lord, he's born, and he's born.
04:36Sure enough, he's a man of water.
04:38Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:40Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:42Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:44Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:46Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:48Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
04:50He's a rock in the harbor.
04:52Well, now, he's a wonderful counselor.
04:54Good Lord, he's born, and he's born.
04:56Sure enough, he's a man of water.
04:58Sorry, Dad. Time for lunch.
05:00Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
05:02Well, let me tell you about Mary's baby.
05:12This is great.
05:56I think we've got some new neighbors moving in over at the Harper's old place.
06:16Oh yeah?
06:17That's good.
06:18Maybe they'll be quieter than the Harper's were, coming and going at all hours of the
06:22night.
06:23Honey, you're sitting too close to the television.
06:26I told you, you've got to ruin your eyes, you have to move back.
06:30There you go.
06:35When is Grandpa going to get here?
06:37Oh, just another day or two.
06:39So soon?
06:40Yeah, it's not taking anywhere near as long as I thought it would.
06:47Soup?
06:48No, I'm fine.
06:49You sure? It's really good.
06:51Because I can...
06:52Well, I'll help you eat later.
07:04Found another kitchen box in the bedroom.
07:07Well, so much for labeling everything for the movers.
07:10I fucking hate moving.
07:12Why are you so tight?
07:14I don't know, I just...
07:16What? What is it?
07:18I just thought that I would feel different now that we moved here, but I don't.
07:22I still feel unsure and scared.
07:26Hey, this is a new start for us.
07:28A new beginning.
07:29I know, I just...
07:31I can't help thinking that this might all be a huge mistake.
07:34You're just tired.
07:36Why don't we stop for a while and go grab a bite to eat?
07:39A drink would be better.
07:40Okay, how about both?
07:49Where are we?
07:51We're almost home.
07:53I mean...
07:54Jeez, those two glasses of wine really put you down.
07:57God, I'm not usually such a lightweight.
08:01Well, the move's been hard on you.
08:04What about you? You sure were sucking back those martinis.
08:08Liquid courage.
08:11It's gonna be all right, we'll see.
08:18Okay.
08:36You all right?
08:37Yeah, I think so. Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:45Oopsie.
08:49Come on.
08:55Oh, boy.
08:57I can't believe that didn't wake anyone up.
09:00I mean, somebody had to have heard that, right?
09:02Well, what should we do?
09:04Come on.
09:05Wait, wait, wait, I should get my insurance card.
09:18Is anyone home, or...?
09:20I don't know.
09:21Huh.
09:22Well, I guess I'll just leave a note, then.
09:31David?
09:36Well, I left a note with our address on it.
09:38It shouldn't be too hard to get in touch with us.
09:41Well, I hope you're not too upset about this.
09:43What a hell of a way to meet your neighbor.
09:48Oh, my God.
10:19That's weird.
10:21Well, maybe the guy's a bricklayer or something.
10:29Well, he must have gotten the note I left, because it's not here.
10:33Or maybe we just dreamed the whole thing.
10:37Uh, can I help you?
10:39I'm David Fuller.
10:41This is my wife, Celia.
10:42Hi.
10:43Harold Thompson.
10:44Nice to meet you.
10:46Unfortunately, we're the ones that hit your mailbox last night.
10:56I'm sorry.
10:57I'm sorry.
10:58I'm sorry.
10:59I'm sorry.
11:00I'm sorry.
11:01I'm sorry.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:03I'm sorry.
11:05Would you like to come inside?
11:07I've got a fresh pot of coffee brewing.
11:10Sure.
11:16And here we are.
11:18Oh.
11:19I love your house.
11:20Thank you.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Did your wife decorate it herself?
11:23Uh, no.
11:24I'm afraid I'm just an old bachelor.
11:26But I did it all myself.
11:28Oh.
11:29Impressive.
11:30Yeah.
11:31If I had to decorate our place by myself, it'd look like squatters had moved in.
11:37Cream or sugar?
11:38Oh, I'd love some cream.
11:39Thank you.
11:41Yeah?
11:42Nothing for me.
11:43Thanks.
11:47So, uh, what line of work are you in?
11:49I'm a type of independent salesman.
11:53It's kind of hard to explain.
11:55Um, I guess I make hunting and fishing licenses.
11:59Hey, that's great.
12:00I love hunting.
12:01Maybe you could help me get a license.
12:03Ah, sorry.
12:04I don't actually make or sell the licenses.
12:07I developed this exotic plastic film that the licenses are printed on.
12:13Hmm.
12:15It's really a specific line of work, and most people don't quite get it.
12:19But I like it.
12:21It allows me to work out of the house, which I love.
12:24I couldn't agree more.
12:25I love it.
12:26No co-workers, no bosses.
12:29What kind of work do you do?
12:30Investigative reporter.
12:31Yeah, mostly freelance work.
12:33I swear, she is part bloodhound.
12:35She can track down the smallest lead.
12:37Sounds like a fascinating job.
12:39Actually, it's kind of boring work, but sometimes it has its rewards.
12:44And what do you do?
12:45I'm an ER doctor.
12:46Wow.
12:47You must have started school very young.
12:49Oh.
12:51I'm older than I look, trust me.
12:54Are you already working here?
12:55Oh, no, not yet.
12:56I'm taking a little time off before I start over at Westfall.
12:58Westfall?
12:59It's a very good hospital.
13:01Is that what brought you two all the way from California?
13:04Yeah, that and a few other things.
13:06You must have family here, then.
13:08No, both of our parents died a long time ago.
13:11Wow.
13:12But we figured this would be a great place to start a family of our own.
13:16How did you know that we came out from California?
13:20She is a reporter, right?
13:22Yeah.
13:23What did I tell you?
13:24She'll grill you, man.
13:26I'm sorry, it's over.
13:27No, no, no, I saw your license plates.
13:29I used to live in California myself.
13:31Oh.
13:32In the L.A. area.
13:35You know, I'm not really sexually or emotionally satisfied.
13:43I beg your pardon?
13:44Oh, I just said, where in L.A. did you live?
13:48Burbank.
13:49Oh, that is crazy.
13:52We lived right down the road in Studio City.
13:55Wow, it is a small world.
13:57I'll tell you, we are so glad to be out of there, though.
13:59There's too much crime and traffic.
14:01It wasn't safe anywhere.
14:04David has a really small penis.
14:09I bet yours is big.
14:12Nice and thick and long, isn't it?
14:19I would suck your cock until you came so good.
14:26I'm a little deaf in this ear.
14:28Oh, I was just saying how sorry we are about your mailbox.
14:32You have been so nice about it.
14:34Please, it's just nothing.
14:35It gave me something to do.
14:38We were impressed at how quickly you fixed it.
14:41I do get up very early, and I had some bricks and mortar laying around.
14:45I've been doing some landscaping work in my free time.
14:48I would feel a lot better if you let me write you a check, huh?
14:51Absolutely not.
14:53Accidents happen, and if you ask me,
14:56I built that mailbox way too close to the curb anyway.
15:00We should get going.
15:02We have a million things to do.
15:04I bet you do.
15:10Now, are you sure that we can't get you something?
15:12Forget it.
15:14Well, hey, how about we have you over for dinner once we're a little more settled in?
15:18Yeah, I would really like that.
15:21I would really like that.
15:23Jesus, hear me praying.
15:30Hear the words that I'm saying.
15:36Wash, wash my soul with water.
15:42Yes, from on high.
15:46Please, master.
15:49While a world of sin is around me,
15:56evil, evil thoughts confine me.
16:01I'm asking you, Jesus, to hide me, hide me.
16:05Hide me, Jesus, some more.
16:07Please, master.
16:09Until the storm, oh, life is over.
16:15I'm asking you to rock me, rock me.
16:17Rock me, Jesus.
16:20Yes, of your love.
16:24Yes, of your love.
16:26Oh, yes.
16:27And I'm asking you to feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, Jesus.
16:34Until I, oh, yes.
16:36I want no more.
16:38I want no more, Lord.
16:40And I want you to take me, want you to take me.
16:42I want you to take me.
16:44Take me.
16:55Hey, everybody.
16:56Look who's here.
16:58Papa.
16:59Well, come on and give him a hug.
17:04Hi there, cutie.
17:05Did you miss me?
17:06Oh.
17:07Hey.
17:09Ah.
17:11Make yourself at home, Dad.
17:13We've been waiting for you.
17:16A little boy used to come on tiptoe to the window and watch Chip as he flew in and out of the vine, bringing worms to nip.
17:24You sure seem to get along well with the new neighbors.
17:26He soon got used to seeing them.
17:29Well, that husband is a complete waste of skin, but I kind of like her.
17:35See you, Leo.
17:36It's a pretty name, don't you think?
17:38I know what you're thinking, and I'd stop it right now if I were you.
17:41What?
17:42You know what?
17:43We don't need any more family members.
17:45We have enough.
17:47Well, I agree.
17:48But, Daddy, you said Grandma's going to come soon.
17:51Oh, she is, honey.
17:53Mom and I are talking about something completely different.
17:59You sound like you're jealous.
18:01It's not that I'm attracted to her.
18:03Yes, you are.
18:04No, I'm not.
18:05It's too close to home, Harold.
18:07It's too risky.
18:09I think that husband saw the bones.
18:12You want to think he saw the bones.
18:13You know he didn't.
18:15I don't know how he could have missed them.
18:17It was dark.
18:18He was probably drunk.
18:19You saw how bloodshot his eyes were when they came over here.
18:22And if he did, they wouldn't have come over here to have coffee with you.
18:25He'd have gone to the police.
18:27All that crap about crime in L.A.
18:30L.A. is not that bad.
18:31It's where I met you.
18:33You should be careful with him.
18:36There's something brewing behind those eyes.
18:39It really could be dangerous to you.
18:41Don't worry about it.
18:42I can take care of myself.
18:46You're going to do it anyway, aren't you?
18:47Do what?
18:49Harold.
18:50That's enough, Jane.
18:51You need to really think this over.
18:53Drop it.
19:03Drop it.
19:34Drop it.
19:36Drop it.
19:37Just look at the light.
19:38Look at the light.
20:04Excuse me.
20:05Is this 11-4-11 Lombardi Drive?
20:07Yes, it is.
20:08Are you Mrs. Helen Chase?
20:10No.
20:11But this is 11-4-11 Lombardi.
20:14Yes.
20:15Well, this is the second time my office has given me the wrong address.
20:18I'm supposed to meet Mrs. Chase here at noon to go over her insurance policy.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:23I'm sorry.
20:24I'm sorry.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I'm sorry.
20:28I'm sorry.
20:29I'm sorry.
20:30I'm sorry.
20:31I'm sorry.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33I'm sorry.
20:34Again, you meet her at noon to go over her insurance policy.
20:37Sorry.
20:38I don't know a Mrs. Chase.
20:39Well, sorry for the bother.
20:41You have a nice day.
20:42You too.
20:43You need a hand with those?
20:47No.
20:48I can manage.
20:49Are you sure?
20:50They look awfully heavy.
20:51Well, if you're sure, it's no bother.
20:55No bother at all.
20:57If you don't mind hanging onto my briefcase, it's very light.
21:01This way.
21:02Okay.
21:19Just put them down there, dear.
21:21Thank you so much.
21:30You're welcome.
22:01David?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Are you coming to bed?
22:06Just about. I'm almost done.
22:17Well, I'm all done in the bathrooms, honey. I'm finished.
22:20At long last, all the toilet seats are replaced.
22:25Come here, handsome.
22:27I need to take a shower. That was kind of disgusting work.
22:31Come here. I like you dirty.
22:34Not now, Celia.
22:39David, please come here.
22:48What's wrong?
22:50I'm just... I'm not ready for this.
22:54I'm not ready for this.
22:57Why not?
22:59I'm not really sure I'm ready to have another child.
23:05But you said you were. You're the one who told me to stop taking the pill.
23:08I know. I know.
23:10It's just...
23:12I don't think it's the right time. Not yet.
23:18David...
23:20I need you to fully commit to this.
23:23To all of it.
23:25You can't back out on me now. Not now.
23:28We've been planning this for a long time.
23:31I know.
23:33I just... I need a little more time.
23:47Wash me in the water, wash me in the water
23:52Wash me in the water, wash me in the water
23:56I'm so happy to be finally here.
23:59Oh, I know you are, Mom.
24:01I'm going to be such a good mother to you.
24:04Better than that lousy whore that gave birth to you ever was.
24:08Mother? You shouldn't talk that way. It's not dignified.
24:12I'm sorry, honey.
24:14I just get so angry when I think of all she's done to you.
24:22Sorry, Mom. Be right back.
24:33Celia!
24:35Oh, hey, I didn't think you were home.
24:37No, I was down in the basement doing a little cleaning up.
24:40Guess I had the music on too loud.
24:42I thought I heard music.
24:44Yeah, rockin' out.
24:46Well, I just stopped by to see if you'd like to join us for dinner Friday night.
24:50That would be lovely.
24:52Harold?
24:54Uh, great. So, say around 7 o'clock?
24:57Harold! Who's at the door? Is that her?
25:00Sounds perfect. And I'll be there.
25:03All right. See you then.
25:06Dammit, Jane, don't you ever embarrass me like that again.
25:09Well, I wouldn't want to embarrass you in front of your new girlfriend.
25:12She's not my girlfriend.
25:13That would be lovely.
25:15You're going to get caught this time.
25:17Shut the fuck up!
25:20Hi. Hey.
25:22I brought you a little housewarming present.
25:24Oh.
25:26Great. Come on in. Thank you.
25:30And this is our master bedroom.
25:36Oh, and our backyard.
25:40Very nice.
25:42Thanks. Okay, follow me.
25:51And this, of course, is the kitchen,
25:54where my wonderful husband is making one of the best spaghetti sauces you'll ever taste.
25:59Oh, sucker.
26:02And this concludes our tour.
26:04You guys have a beautiful home.
26:06Thank you very much.
26:07So, it's going to be about 10 or 15 minutes before supper's ready.
26:10Can I interest anyone in some wine?
26:12Oh, sure. Yeah, please.
26:13Okay.
26:14Now, is this the door to the basement?
26:16Yeah. We haven't been down there much yet. It's a little funky.
26:19Mind if I check it out? Because I'd like to compare it to mine.
26:22I'm sorry. All the lights are out, and I haven't had time to replace the bulbs yet.
26:26That reminds me. We need to get light bulbs on our list before we go to Home Depot tomorrow.
26:29Yes, Commander.
26:32To our new neighbor.
26:33Thank you.
26:34Cheers.
26:39And then, she flips us off!
26:50Only in L.A.
26:53That's hilarious.
26:55The only celebrity I saw the entire time I lived there was Jay Leno in a supermarket.
27:02Oh, I'm sorry. Is the smoke going to bother you?
27:06No. No.
27:08Okay.
27:09How long did you live in L.A.?
27:11A couple years ago. I followed a woman out there.
27:14Oh.
27:15Didn't work out.
27:16And why did you leave L.A.?
27:18Following another woman?
27:19No. No.
27:21I'm from here originally, and it just seemed to make sense to me.
27:26And how long ago did you move back?
27:28A couple years ago.
27:30Just to talk to you. Thank you.
27:34I really like it here.
27:37You know, it's quiet, and it's peaceful.
27:40And I think it's perfect for children.
27:43It really is. You know, that's the whole reason that we moved back here, actually.
27:46Yeah. So that we could have little babies.
27:52Are you thinking of starting a family soon?
27:54Yeah. Actually, we already started a family.
27:57But it got stopped.
28:01Yeah. We had a child. A daughter.
28:08But she died.
28:12Cancer.
28:14Just awful.
28:16Yeah.
28:18How about dessert? It's about time for dessert, huh?
28:22Well, thanks, guys, for dinner.
28:24I had a fantastic night.
28:25Us, too.
28:26All right. Goodnight.
28:27Walk safe.
28:28Yeah, I'll try.
28:45Huh.
29:09You're a natural.
29:11You know, it's quiet.
29:13You know, I like it a lot.
29:15Yeah.
29:17Yeah.
29:19Wonderful.
29:25Yeah.
29:27Yeah.
29:29Yeah.
29:31Yeah.
29:33Yeah.
29:37Yeah.
29:39Yeah.
29:56I didn't expect to see you up.
30:03Perfect.
30:05The great and powerful Harold has returned.
30:08Do we really have to do this this evening?
30:10You know we do.
30:13So, did you have a good time with your little whore tonight?
30:17Don't you dare talk about her like that.
30:19Or what?
30:22You couldn't live without me.
30:24I was your first.
30:26You were not my first.
30:28And you know what happened to my first.
30:31They were her bones you hid in the mailbox.
30:34That's right.
30:35But I was the one you started this family with.
30:39Daddy, why are you and mommy fighting?
30:44Because your daddy doesn't love me anymore.
30:47He's gonna replace me.
30:49Stop it, Jane. Would you please just stop it?
30:51He's gonna replace all of us.
30:53All right, that is it.
30:55I have just about had it with you.
30:57You're nuts, you know that?
31:01Absolutely fucking nuts.
31:03Come on, honey.
31:06Open up.
31:10And there you go.
31:13Into bed.
31:19Daddy, I'm scared.
31:21Oh, there's nothing to be scared of.
31:23You're not gonna replace me, are you, daddy?
31:26No.
31:28I could never replace you.
31:30Never in a million years.
31:33I love you more than anything in the whole world.
31:36I love you, too, daddy.
31:38Oh, thank you.
31:40All right, now it's time to go to sleep.
31:50Daddy?
31:51Yeah?
31:52Can I have a sister?
31:54Hmm.
31:56How about a big sister?
32:00All right, honey, I'll try to get one as soon as I can.
32:03But now you need to close your eyes.
32:06It's night-night time.
32:29We'll see you later.
32:54I could be your daughter.
32:56You could come into my room late at night
32:58and...
33:05Cool.
33:06Yeah, I'm not really sure.
33:10I do a lot of drugs,
33:12and I fuck anything that moves.
33:15But you could save me.
33:17I need a real father to...
33:19Tiffany.
33:29No one will miss me.
33:31I hate my life.
33:34I'd be better off with you.
33:43Come take me.
33:45I don't put up much of a fight.
33:58Come on.
34:29I'll be a good big sister to Sarah.
34:32I know what it's like to be lonely.
34:35I probably won't even scream.
34:38I'll be grateful.
34:41I'll have someone to love me.
34:43Someone to find...
34:45Oh, no!
34:46Are you sure you should get up?
34:48No, no, no, I am so sorry.
34:50I didn't see.
34:51You know, it's those hedges, those damn hedges.
34:52I kept telling them to trim the hedges.
34:54Oh, my God.
34:55Look, I have insurance.
34:56Oh, my God, that cut looks so bad.
34:57Should I call an ambulance?
34:58Yeah, I'm gonna call it.
34:59You need an ambulance.
35:00I think I'm all right.
35:01It's okay.
35:02Don't worry about it.
35:03I kept telling them to trim those fucking hedges.
35:05What happened?
35:07It would have been beautiful.
35:08Could you call the ambulance?
35:10But it just wasn't meant to be.
35:13Calling Dr. Howell.
35:15Calling Dr. Fine.
35:17Harold?
35:19What are you doing here?
35:20What happened?
35:21Oh, a car accident.
35:23Yeah, it was no big deal.
35:24It was just a fender bender, but...
35:26Well, come with me.
35:27I'll take care of you.
35:28I'm not quite finished going out.
35:29Don't worry about that.
35:30I can't let you sit out here and bleed to death.
35:32Celia would never forgive me.
35:33Calling Dr. Fine.
35:35Calling Dr. Dean.
35:40Well, it's a pretty nasty cut,
35:43but it's not as bad as it looks.
35:45It's not even gonna require stitches.
35:48See?
35:49No signs of a concussion.
35:52Well, you're really lucked out on this one, Harold.
35:55Yeah, I've always been sort of lucky that way.
35:58Never been seriously ill or injured.
36:01I don't think I've ever even spent a night in a hospital.
36:04Take it from me.
36:05Luck like that eventually runs out.
36:07Hmm.
36:09So, uh, how are things with you and Celia?
36:12Excuse me?
36:14Are you getting settled in?
36:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:17Since I came back to work,
36:19she's been dealing with the house.
36:22Well, you are the lucky one to have a wife like her.
36:25You don't know the half of it.
36:28Well, there we are, Harold.
36:31Good as new.
36:33Well, thank you.
36:35I'd still be out in the waiting room if it wasn't for you.
36:37Oh, no, it's my pleasure.
36:39Besides, like I said,
36:40Celia would never forgive me if I let anything happen to you.
36:44There we go.
36:53Celia.
36:54Hmm?
36:55Celia, wake up, baby.
36:57I need to tell you something.
37:01What? What's wrong?
37:03Well, I've been thinking, and I think you're right.
37:07I'm not gonna fight it anymore.
37:09I'm ready to do it.
37:11I'm ready to do it.
37:13I'm ready to do it.
37:15I'm ready to do it.
37:17I'm ready to do it.
37:19I'm not gonna fight it anymore.
37:21I'm ready to do it.
37:23All of it.
37:25Are you sure?
37:26Yeah, I'm sure.
37:28Here.
37:50He doesn't deserve her.
37:52It's you that can give her the family she wants.
37:55I know.
37:57But Jane might be right.
37:59It's too risky so close to home.
38:01You shouldn't listen to Jane.
38:03You should listen to your heart, son.
38:16Is everything all right?
38:18I saw a police car out here earlier.
38:21David's disappeared.
38:24Oh.
38:28How long has he been gone?
38:31Since yesterday morning.
38:33Well, what did the police say?
38:35They took a report, but they don't think he's missing.
38:38They think he left me.
38:42I mean, we have been fighting a lot lately,
38:45but he wouldn't do that.
38:47He wouldn't.
38:50Something's happened to him.
38:58Everything's gonna be all right.
39:04Everything's gonna be just fine.
39:21You and I need to talk.
39:23Mom, I need you to watch Sarah for a while.
39:26Okay, son.
39:28Come with me.
39:30I said come with me!
39:45I've been waiting for this.
39:47Now that you've killed David, you're gonna replace me with her.
39:50I didn't do anything to David.
39:52He left her.
39:53You are such a liar.
39:55I didn't do anything to David, but you can't accept that.
39:58You can't accept that it's fate that sent David away
40:01and that it's proof that Celia and I are meant for each other.
40:04She'll never love you.
40:09Yes, she will!
40:25She'll never love you.
40:27Come on.
40:51The police still haven't found anything?
40:54It's been a full seven days and nothing.
40:58Not one sign of him, not a clue.
41:01Of course, I don't know how hard they're looking,
41:03seeing as they think that he's left me.
41:06Well, how are you holding up?
41:08I haven't been able to work.
41:10I cry myself to sleep every night.
41:13I feel like I'm losing my mind.
41:15Have you been out of the house at all?
41:17I'm too scared to leave.
41:19I could miss a call from the police, from David.
41:21Well, you need to get out of the house for a while.
41:23It's just not healthy for you to stay cooped up like this all the time.
41:26I know.
41:29I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I'm a wreck.
41:32You look like you haven't had a decent meal in days.
41:35Why don't you come over to my house for dinner tonight?
41:41That's really sweet of you, Harold.
41:44But I really should stay here.
41:46I'm sure David wouldn't like to see you
41:48sitting around wasting away like this.
41:50You need a good home-cooked meal.
41:52I need to be here in case someone calls.
41:54Bring your cell phone.
41:56Oh, come on. It'll get your mind off things.
41:59Here's what you do.
42:00You take yourself a nice, hot, long shower.
42:03You get into some fresh clothes.
42:05Then come on over to my house and let me get some food into you.
42:10I could use a shower.
42:12Great!
42:13Why don't you come over around 7 o'clock?
42:15I guarantee you won't regret it.
42:18Okay.
42:49Woo!
43:03Woo!
43:06Daddy, is my new mommy coming tonight?
43:09Oh, she sure is, honey.
43:19So, am I going to get the full tour this time?
43:22You certainly are.
43:24But a little later, after dinner.
43:26I didn't realize that it was going to be so formal.
43:29Oh, I guess I got a little excited about having company.
43:32Frankly, it's been a while.
43:34Oh, you look very nice.
43:37Thank you.
43:38Do you mind if I have a smoke in here?
43:41I kind of prefer you didn't.
43:43Do you mind if I step outside, then?
43:45I couldn't wait, because dinner's almost ready.
43:48Well, I hope this is all right.
43:50I don't get the chance to entertain that much,
43:52so I tend to go a little bit overboard.
43:55No, no, it's very nice.
43:57Allow me.
43:59Oh, okay.
44:01Thank you.
44:02You're welcome.
44:03Some wine?
44:04Please.
44:05Now, I want you to sit here and enjoy your wine
44:08while I go get us the rest of the food.
44:11Enjoy your wine while I go get us the rest of our dinner.
44:34You're very quiet this evening.
44:36You usually ask lots of questions.
44:40I'm sorry, I'm not very good company tonight.
44:43I can't help but wonder where David is.
44:46Yeah, let's not talk about David tonight.
44:51I mean, there's no sense upsetting you while you're eating.
44:55That's very bad for the digestion.
44:59And, uh, how is everything?
45:02Delicious.
45:04Um, really, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
45:07Nonsense.
45:09I want to do something nice for you.
45:11You deserve someone who does nice things for you.
45:17More wine?
45:19No, thank you. I think I've had enough.
45:21What, are you picking tonight to get sober?
45:24What did you just say?
45:26That didn't come out very well.
45:29That was a bad joke. I'm...
45:32I'm so sorry.
45:35I'm stuffed.
45:37You're stuffed? You've hardly eaten a thing.
45:39I'm sorry. Everything was delicious. I just don't have much of an appetite.
45:45I don't want any more food, Harold.
45:47I want you.
45:50I want you inside me right now, right here, on this table.
45:58What did you say?
46:00I said I really appreciate dinner, but I should be going.
46:04Hey, well, we haven't even had dessert yet.
46:07And I have a wonderful bottle of champagne I was just about to open.
46:10I've got to be honest with you, Harold.
46:12I don't feel comfortable with all of this.
46:14I'm a married woman.
46:16Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't get the wrong impression now.
46:18I want to be your friend, nothing more.
46:21Well, uh, this is coming off as romantic, not friendly.
46:24Well, sure, I broke out all the good stuff to impress you, not seduce you.
46:30You've been through a very hard time lately.
46:33I wanted you to be able to enjoy yourself this evening.
46:36I'm sorry.
46:39Of course you did.
46:41I, um, I'm just, I'm a complete mess right now.
46:46That's perfectly understandable.
46:48You've been through an awful lot.
46:51Now I really should go.
46:53Oh, no, we can't leave it like this.
46:55I tell you what, we'll skip the champagne and go straight for dessert.
46:59I bought a fantastic raspberry tart.
47:01It'd be a shame to waste it.
47:04That sounds good.
47:05All right, I'll go get it.
47:07No, no, no, no, please finish, finish your dinner.
47:09Oh, no, if I eat any more, I won't want dessert.
47:11I'll be right back.
47:14I'm sorry.
47:28I don't mean to be rude, but I am going to skip dessert.
47:32Are you sure? Look at this.
47:36Tempting, but I'm really not in the mood.
47:38What I need is a cigarette.
47:41Okay, why don't you go to the back porch and have your cigarette?
47:46Are you sure you don't mind?
47:48Yes, no, I'm fine.
47:49Well, I'll save this for later.
47:55All right, you go ahead and have a smoke, and I shall start clearing the dishes.
48:12Oh, much, much better now.
48:15Oh, good.
48:16So, how about that grand tour?
48:20Sure.
48:24Are these bedrooms?
48:25Yes, they are, and I'll show you those later, but first, I'd like to show you my favorite room.
48:30This is where I spend most of my time.
48:32Hmm.
48:34Do you like your new family seat?
48:36You see, I can give you a David Wong.
48:39This is where I spend most of my time.
48:52Do you like your new family seat?
48:55You see, I can give you a David Wong.
49:09You're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
49:36you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
50:05you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
50:29you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
50:56you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
51:25you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
51:54you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
52:22you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
52:50you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
53:18you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
53:46you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
54:15you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
54:44you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy,
55:13you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy, you're going to be so happy.