A sleazy, desperate fur trader haunts a local strip club and gets his hands on some priceless raccoon furs - which might be more than just priceless but cursed.
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03:30This is somebody's idea of a joke.
03:59Not mine.
04:03And the rest of these, what are they, replacements for steel wool?
04:06You want to keep working here?
04:09Substandard!
04:10Dammit!
04:11All right, you heard the boss, back to work.
04:17What about that meeting?
04:20It's important, Jake.
04:25You deal with it.
04:28I'm out of here.
04:29Come on, baby.
04:30Demon Jinn?
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12:55That critter must have chewed its own paw.
12:58You really gotta want to get free to do something like that.
13:11We got almost a dozen beauties here, son.
13:15In all my years, I ain't never seen belts this pretty.
13:18I can hardly believe they're cool.
13:21We're gonna have money to burn when we sell them to Felman.
13:25Shit.
13:27It's on the meter.
13:29Let's get the hell out of here.
13:40Thick as can be.
13:43And not a bulk stud or a scar on the primes, Larry.
13:49Yeah, Dad. They sure are beauts, Pa.
13:52You know, the amazing thing is that they're all identical.
13:58As if all those coons came from the same big family.
14:04Give me a funny feeling, you know.
14:07Yeah?
14:09Yeah. Make me feel all warm inside.
14:13Yeah.
14:15Make me feel all warm inside.
14:18Yeah, and all that money that Felman is going to pay for them,
14:23that gives me a good warm feeling.
14:28Listen.
14:30I'm gonna hit the sack after I phone Felman.
14:34So you stay here and clean up.
14:37Yes, sir.
14:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:55Come on.
14:57Ow!
14:59Ow!
15:01Ow!
15:03Ow!
15:05Ow!
15:07Ow!
15:09Ow!
15:11Ow!
15:13Ow!
15:15Ow, ow, ow.
15:17Ow, ow, ow.
15:23Ow!
15:25Ow, ow, ow.
15:29Ow!
15:31Ow!
15:33Ooh!
15:35Ow!
15:37Ow!
15:40Since you've been no more than you can chew now, now that I've found you now
15:45Since you've been no more than you can chew now, now that I've found you
15:49Since you've been no more than you can chew now, now that I've found you now
15:54Since you've been no more than you can chew now, now that I've found you
16:00This better be good
16:03How about pelts?
16:05Of such an outstanding quality that you'd be willing to pay ten times
16:10The going price just to have them
16:13And out of the kindness of my heart I'll give you first crack at it
16:16Jameson, the only reason you'd give me first crack
16:20Is because there is not another chump
16:23East of the Pacific Ocean who'll even take your fucking phone call
16:27You keep making jokes, Feldman
16:29The loss is gonna be all yours
16:33Wait, wait, wait, wait
16:35Hold on
16:39What's your stock, Jameson?
16:41Coon
16:43But trust me, Feldman
16:45You've never seen pelts like these before
16:48We're gonna make you a rich man
16:50We're gonna give you whatever it is that your heart desires
17:02You better not be bullshitting me
17:04Jameson, I do not have the time
17:07To head out in the fucking boonies
17:09On some wild fucking goose chase
17:11You just get here before I change my mind
17:22You better not be bullshitting me
17:24Jameson!
17:32They're just so damn beautiful
17:54Fuck
18:24La, la, la, la, la, la
18:27La, la, la, la, la, la
18:31La, la, la, la, la, la
18:36La, la, la, la, la, la
18:41La, la, la, la, la, la
18:45La, la, la, la, la, la
18:55Hey, wake up
18:59What is it?
19:01What do you want?
19:03Hey
19:07What the fuck do you think you're doing?
19:09That's where the bat comes in
19:24Jameson!
19:43Fucking hillbilly bastard
19:45Jameson!
19:47Jameson!
19:49It's Thelman!
19:55Jameson!
19:59Go on in, love
20:05Hello?
20:07You see anything?
20:09No
20:11Jameson!
20:13I've already tons of smoke
20:15I'll never get used to the stench of dried blood
20:25Fuck
20:43Jameson wasn't bullshitting me
20:50How long we been in the fur business, Lou?
20:5315, 20?
20:57You ever seen anything like these pelts?
21:00Nothing, boss
21:02Absolutely nothing
21:06Pelts like these
21:09The sky's the limit
21:14We can have anything our hearts desire
21:19What the fuck was that?
21:28Jameson!
21:38Jameson!
21:41Is that you?
21:48No, no, no, no
21:56Fucking hell
21:58Hell-faced first into it
22:19La, la, la, la
22:21La, la, la
22:23La, la, la
22:25La, la, la
22:27La, la, la
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23:28La, la, la
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23:32La, la, la
23:34La, la, la
23:36La, la, la
23:38La, la, la
23:40La, la, la
23:42La, la, la
23:44La, la, la
23:58Where's Jameson?
24:14What the hell happened here, Jake?
24:37Can you believe those pelts, though?
24:41You gotta be kidding me.
24:43No.
24:46Can you imagine the coat that we can make with those pelts?
24:56We might finally have something to make a little noise next month.
25:00Cereal?
25:03The world's biggest international fur show.
25:06It doesn't get any bigger than that!
25:09Are we gonna call the cops, Jake?
25:11Yeah. Yeah.
25:15We'll call them from the highway.
25:18Anonymously.
26:09Come on.
26:32All right, let's get this.
26:34Let's go!
26:37Chop-chop!
26:39Chop-chop! Let's go! Get him inside!
26:49It's got an emboss.
26:51Probably had some bad fucking egg rolls for lunch, Lou.
26:53Who the fuck cares?
26:54Come on. Get him inside. Let's go!
26:58By this time next week, Lou,
27:01we're gonna have one of the world's most extraordinary fur coats.
27:04Look at that, you cereal!
27:06Sky's the limit. Sky is the limit.
27:10We're gonna need the right model, though, you know?
27:13Somebody worthy of the coat, otherwise it's all for nothing.
27:16Lou, I already got somebody in mind.
27:28No, don't stop.
27:41Damn it!
27:42Go away!
27:44Shit!
27:45Is it?
27:46Don't stop!
27:49Damn it!
27:50No!
27:51I'm so sick of this shit!
27:53Chill out, okay?
27:57Yeah?
27:58Someone's here to see you, Shanna.
28:00Says it's important.
28:01Well, tell him I'm busy.
28:03Shanna!
28:05It's me.
28:07Jake Fellman.
28:08It's okay. Let him in.
28:10He smells like a goddamn slaughterhouse.
28:13He's hopeless.
28:19I got a business proposition for you.
28:21I've heard your propositions before.
28:24Man, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not into that?
28:28I'll never let you have that, not for all the money in the world.
28:31This is a straight down the line business deal.
28:37I'm making a coat.
28:39And I want you to wear it next month.
28:42It's cereal.
28:45Cereal?
28:49It's been a while since I've done a legitimate fashion show.
28:53You don't want to do this show.
28:56You don't want to do anything.
28:59Once you've seen the coat that I'm making for you,
29:02these belts are unbelievable.
29:12Well, we'll see, okay?
29:15No.
29:18The coat will be finished next week.
29:22I'll bring it to your place.
29:27I know what you like.
29:48Okay.
30:01No!
30:03No!
30:16Cutting is an art, Sergio.
30:23Fuck that up again,
30:26and I'll cut your nuts off myself.
30:29Capisce?
30:45Capisce?
31:15Capisce?
31:45Capisce?
31:59Can you imagine an endless supply of those pelts, boss?
32:02Yeah.
32:06I'll take us to the coons from wherever Jameson trapped them.
32:13A coon and a coon.
32:19A breeding pair.
32:22Keep going.
32:51Keep going.
33:11Keep going.
33:39Keep going.
34:02Where'd you trap those pelts, Jameson?
34:32Oh, yeah.
35:00Keep going.
35:29Keep going.
35:59Hello there, ma'am.
36:01You must be Mother Mater.
36:04My name is Jake Feldman,
36:06and I, uh...
36:09I brought you a bottle of moonshine.
36:14I... I just need to ask you a few questions.
36:19Do you mind if I come up there?
36:23Come.
36:24I've been expecting you.
36:38You wanted to see me?
36:41Yeah.
36:43Um, about the animals.
36:46The ones on your land.
36:49The pine lights, you mean?
36:53The pine lights.
37:01Many years ago,
37:03a whole nest of the pine lights gathered deep in the woods,
37:08in the clearing just beyond here.
37:13They became sentinels of the Lost City.
37:23So, pine lights clearing Sentinels' Lost City.
37:31No disrespect, but...
37:35what has that got to do with anything?
37:38It's why I walled off my land.
37:41It's why I warn people about trespassing.
37:46Wait a second.
37:48You're trying to keep people off your land.
37:53To protect them.
38:12Is, uh...
38:14Is that them?
38:17You see the pine lights?
38:23Yeah.
38:26I was wondering...
38:28if you'd be willing to give me a couple of the, uh...
38:33raccoons?
38:35Now, obviously, I'd be willing to pay you for them.
38:39It was you the other night, wasn't it?
38:42You killed them!
38:43No, ma'am, of course not!
38:44You're the reason they died, to satisfy your vanity!
38:47No, ma'am!
38:48Your callousness!
38:49No!
38:58They have not had their final say.
39:02They have not finished with you yet.
39:12What's the matter, Luke?
39:14Su Chin Yao.
39:19What the hell happened?
39:21She suffocated.
39:23What?
39:26We had them pull an all-nighter to make sure the coat was ready.
39:29Apparently, she sent the other seamstresses home around four in the morning.
39:32Said she could finish it herself.
39:34She was the only one here when this happened.
40:04You're telling me she did this to herself?
40:24Did you call the police yet?
40:26I was waiting for you.
40:28Okay, good.
40:29Go ahead and call them.
40:31But keep things as quiet as possible.
40:36Jake, the last thing that we need is a lot of bad publicity.
40:43A lot of bad shit's been happening around here ever since we started working on this coat.
40:48It's like it's cursed or something.
40:52I don't believe in curses, Lou.
41:22I don't believe in curses, Lou.
41:51You shouldn't have come here, Jake.
42:18I just wanted to show you the coat.
42:25You want to see it, right?
42:27Okay.
42:28Okay.
42:29You wait.
42:30You wait till you see this.
42:31Wait.
42:35Are you ready?
42:39Look at this.
42:41Look at this, Sharla.
42:45Yes.
42:46Oh, my God.
42:49Yeah, huh?
42:54All right, Jake.
42:56It's beautiful.
43:00Can I...
43:01Let's try it on inside.
43:03The light's better.
43:17Fuck wearing a coat in some show.
43:41I just want to have it.
43:45And for a good chance...
43:49I might just give it to you.
43:51Good chance?
43:53Well, we've got it out to a couple other models.
43:56We've got to give them a chance to audition.
44:00No.
44:09I don't want anyone wearing this coat but me.
44:13We'll see.
44:22Really?
44:48Trust me, baby.
44:49This is the only audition you'll need.
45:17Fuck!
45:43You're not damn big!
46:14Where's your bathroom?
46:21It's down there.
46:26I've got to find something sharp.
46:29What?
46:33I've got to freshen up.
47:02Oh, my God.
47:31You've done a lot worse for a lot less.
48:30Shit.
48:39Sienna!
48:44Jake, is everything okay?
48:51Your skin is gone!
48:55I made it for you.
48:57My work of art.
49:04Sienna!
49:05How are you doing?
49:06Get out of here!
49:19Help me!
49:34Help me!
49:41Sienna!
49:55Oh, my God!
50:09Sienna!
50:18Sienna!
50:20Help!
50:27Sienna!
50:28Get away from me!
50:57Hey, guys, what we're going to do right now is get someone down here and confirm that
51:04the two of you are each other's girlfriend.
51:13Where's my friend?
51:16You know this guy?
51:18Hey, let's get somebody over here.
51:20Yeah, you.
51:21You.
51:22Come here.
51:24I'll get a statement.
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