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00:00Patrol B. Returning to base for a Grade 1 encounter. Two survivors, one injury. ETA 20
00:15minutes.
00:16Have you done your teeth?
00:17Yes.
00:18I need to smell your minty breath.
00:19Oh you little liar.
00:30Teeth, now.
00:33How can you smell my breath over the comms?
00:36Dad's skills, that's how.
00:38Wait a moment.
00:40How are we doing?
00:42Less than a mile from base camp.
00:45We're right in the middle of a minefield.
00:47There were no mines here yesterday.
00:49They must have migrated again.
00:52The fog's bad too.
00:54It's just fog.
00:55Some of the men think the Castoreans are in the fog.
00:58Heck, they're made of fog.
01:00That's why we never see them.
01:02Of course, the fog's been analysed and it's just fog.
01:07Hey, I'm really close.
01:09Find Mundy and get her to put you to bed.
01:12And do your teeth.
01:14Kiss, kiss.
01:16Kiss, kiss.
01:19Carson.
01:22Do you know what's our best bet?
01:26What?
01:28I think there might be an ambulance.
01:31I'll be fine.
01:34Come on.
01:35I'm just asking you to switch patrols with me.
01:38It's not exactly loaves and fishes, is it?
01:40I'm not a bishop.
01:41I'm not allowed.
01:42You're a virgin.
01:43I don't have the divinity.
01:49Mundy.
01:50Give us a minute, love.
01:51Hey, Cantor.
01:54Listen, seriously.
01:55As God is my witness, on my soul eternal.
02:01I'll let you see my tattoo.
02:03Your tattoo?
02:04It's not on general view, which makes it more exciting,
02:06given the romantic tension between us.
02:13Look, I'm only doing this because I want you to stop annoying me.
02:15Great.
02:16Thank you.
02:17Thanks.
02:18Thanks a million.
02:19Oi.
02:20What?
02:21Tattoo?
02:22Sorry.
02:23It's on Posh Graham.
02:24I finished it yesterday.
02:25You'll love it.
02:27You should be nice to Cantor.
02:29He likes you.
02:30No, he doesn't.
02:32I was just joking about that.
02:33He's not joking.
02:36Where's your dad?
02:41What's wrong?
02:42Ambulance.
02:43Dead ahead.
02:45Okay.
02:46Sir, respectfully, your eyes.
02:50It might detect the injury.
02:52Well, it might help me then.
02:54Sir, the algorithm's haywire right now.
02:56You know what happened to Wilson.
02:58The algorithm's been upgraded.
03:00No, they ran out of money.
03:02Look, it doesn't matter.
03:03We have to keep moving.
03:04We don't have a choice.
03:10Okay, okay, hold there.
03:17I guess it could be dormant.
03:18It's a long way from the fighting.
03:20Well, they're combat activated.
03:21They power down when there's nothing going on,
03:22but their sensors stay active.
03:24You know, I'm not even sure it's...
03:28Carson!
03:29Carson, where are you?
03:31It's...
03:32Are you okay?
03:33It's fine.
03:34It's fine.
03:35I'm okay.
03:36I'm not injured.
03:37I'll just...
03:42Carson!
03:46Carson!
03:51Combat detected.
03:53Combat detected.
03:55Combat detected.
03:57Combat detected.
03:59Combat detected.
04:01Patient acquired.
04:04Sharp scratch.
04:07You're doing very well.
04:09Patient name, John Francis Bator.
04:11Calendar age, 42 years.
04:14Vital signs in normal range.
04:16Blood pressure high.
04:18Cardiac function good.
04:20Liver mildly inflamed.
04:22Diagnosis, blind.
04:25I'm not blind.
04:26My vision is temporarily impaired.
04:27Eyesight recovery time estimated.
04:31Four weeks.
04:32Evaluation unacceptable.
04:35Combat medical failed.
04:37Listen to me.
04:38I have a child at base camp.
04:39Check my records, my next of kin, Splice.
04:41She's my daughter, and I'm exclusively responsible for her.
04:44Please, check my records.
04:46Leave a message at the tone.
04:53Kiss, kiss.
04:54Next of kin, informed.
04:58The Villengard Corporation would like to extend
05:01its deepest condolences on your upcoming loss.
05:04Thoughts and prayers.
05:07Sharp scratch.
05:17Did you hear that?
05:18Give me a sec.
05:20Someone's in trouble.
05:21Stay there!
05:23Stay there!
05:34I'm coming!
05:36Doctor?
05:53♪
06:03♪
06:23Doctor?
06:26Doctor?
06:29Doctor?
06:32Doctor?
06:35Doctor?
06:38Doctor?
06:41Doctor is that you?
06:44Everything's fine.
06:47Who said it was fine?
06:50Who said it wasn't?
06:52Completely fine.
06:57Come toward my voice and watch where you put your feet.
07:09What are you singing?
07:11The Sky Book song.
07:14Like it?
07:21I didn't ask what you were singing, I asked why.
07:28Getting my zen on.
07:30My landmine zen.
07:34I need you to describe to me what I'm standing on.
07:38Fairly sure I know, but details are important.
07:41And I can't risk looking down.
07:43The senses are on hair trigger.
07:45Why hasn't it set off already when you stepped on it?
07:48Impact activates the senses.
07:50Now it's confirming if there's a live target on it.
07:53One wrong move and boom.
07:57I go all food mixer.
08:03Where are we?
08:05In the middle of a war.
08:07Oh, I was kind of hoping for a beach.
08:09Yeah, what do you think this is?
08:11It's not a beach.
08:12I'll give it time.
08:14Everywhere's a beach eventually.
08:16Okay, I'm down.
08:18I'm about ten feet directly behind you.
08:20Look at my right foot.
08:22Describe what I'm standing on.
08:24It's a sort of disc, a white disc.
08:26It's really thin, it's got lights around the edge,
08:28around the rim, green lights.
08:33Okay.
08:35Okay, very slowly.
08:37Very carefully move around me.
08:40Tell me if there's a gap in the light.
08:42It's not gone off yet.
08:44So I think there's a gap.
08:46Hoping for quite a big one.
08:48Why does a landmine have lights on it?
08:52Capitalism.
08:54Excuse me?
08:56Flashy lights play well in a showroom.
08:58Modern warfare.
09:00Death by salesman.
09:02I found the gap.
09:04It's right under your foot, in front of you.
09:06How big is it?
09:08Four fingers.
09:10Okay.
09:12Well, that's, um...
09:14That's better than two fingers, for instance.
09:16Is there a V on it?
09:18Yeah.
09:20V for victory?
09:22Villengard.
09:24V for Villengard.
09:26Biggest weapons manufacturer in recorded history.
09:28Supplied all sides in all conflicts
09:30for the past two centuries in this sector.
09:32Had to deactivate one of these once
09:34at a lesbian gymkhana.
09:36Underwater. For a bet.
09:38And I wasn't standing on it.
09:40And I lost that bet. Sorry.
09:42Wrong moment for this story.
09:44First things first, someone was screaming.
09:46Came from directly up there.
09:48Can you check and see if anyone needs help?
09:50You need help.
09:52I'm not even screaming yet.
09:54Priorities.
09:56You'll need to go the long way round
09:58and watch your step.
10:02While you're up there,
10:04see if you can see anything heavy.
10:06Something.
10:08I cannot keep standing on one leg.
10:10But if I put my other foot down on the ground,
10:12it will shift my weight.
10:14I need to counterbalance.
10:16I need to increase the weight on the mine
10:18at the exact moment I decrease it.
10:20It's going to be tricky.
10:22It's going to be a moment, yeah.
10:32Anyone there?
10:34Uh, no.
10:36Nothing. Just a flashy light thing.
10:42Hang on.
10:44Found something.
10:46A weird thing?
10:48It's a heavy weird thing.
10:50Bring it.
10:52It's okay. It's okay.
10:54You're fine. Don't worry.
10:58It's vacuum drugs, that's all.
11:00Hoovering up the smoke
11:02so that nobody can choke to death
11:04before they are safely shot.
11:06Oh, okay.
11:08I suppose that's...
11:12What's wrong?
11:14Ruby, have you seen something?
11:20Oh.
11:24Oh, Ruby, I'm sorry. I forgot.
11:26Your first time on a new planet.
11:28It flips your stomach, doesn't it?
11:30A brand new sky.
11:32We're on Castarian 3.
11:34Going by the rings next door.
11:36Decent enough.
11:38Seven out of ten.
11:40Good trees. Great mountains.
11:42Rainbow crystal.
11:44Oh, wait until you see the dawn.
11:46Mind you, this place is basically empty.
11:48Who'd pick a fight around here?
11:50Okay, I've got a heavy thing.
11:52I think this is an urn or something,
11:54but it's kind of gross.
11:56What is it?
11:58What do you mean,
12:00never mind?
12:02Tell me what you're not telling me.
12:06Okay.
12:10Okay, that isn't an urn.
12:12There isn't a body
12:14inside of that.
12:16That is a body.
12:20That is a dead body.
12:24Compressed.
12:26A dead body.
12:28Compressed, somehow.
12:30Like it's been, I don't know, smelted?
12:32Seriously?
12:34I heard a scream. I guess it was that.
12:36He was being smelted.
12:38It's a good word, smelted, isn't it?
12:40Not at the moment.
12:42I've never used the word smelted before.
12:44It's never come up.
12:46New planet, new word, landmine.
12:48Ooh, I'm having a day.
12:50Okay, are you getting scared because you're just babbling now?
12:52Toss it in your hand.
12:54Yes.
12:58Okay, yeah, that's about the right way.
13:00About? Okay, it's exactly
13:026.732217 kilograms.
13:04I was trying not to show off.
13:06Throw it to me.
13:08No.
13:10Throw it to my right hand. I need to use it to counterbalance.
13:12I'm gonna catch it at the exact moment
13:14I put my left foot down on the ground.
13:16I understand, but it's too unstable.
13:18Let me give it to you.
13:20No.
13:22If I just put it
13:24in your hand... If it goes wrong,
13:26you will be caught in the blast.
13:28Well, let's get it right, then.
13:30Ruby,
13:32I forbid this. Yeah, good luck with that.
13:34You don't understand. This is a smart mine.
13:36It is monitoring anything.
13:38Any significant change, I get too worried
13:40about you, and my blood pressure goes up,
13:42and I don't know how much leeway I have.
13:44Best not to worry, then.
13:52Please listen to me.
14:06Yeah.
14:08Hmm.
14:20Good, then.
14:22And if it does work,
14:24I'm gonna be
14:26very cross with you
14:28for a very, very long time.
14:32Not that long, babes.
14:34You're standing
14:36on a landmine.
14:46Cut through. Okay, no way.
14:48I need something
14:50more rhythmic. Um, I need a beat
14:52like... Like a song. Sing the song.
14:54The song. The song. The song.
14:56That's the last line on the word sky.
14:58I love that song. It's about Bonnie, Prince Charlie.
15:00I know. It's sweet. Let's go. It's sweet.
15:02And it's sad. And it's about soldiers
15:04fighting. But it's sad like a lullaby,
15:06and it's right, isn't it? Songs about soldiers
15:08should be sad, don't you think?
15:10Okay, Doctor, I'm ready. Stop babbling.
15:12Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:16Should we dance?
15:20Speed,
15:22Bonnie Bolt,
15:24like a bird on a wing.
15:26Onward, the sailors
15:28cry.
15:30Carry the lad
15:32that's born to be king
15:34over the sea
15:36to sky.
15:46Okay. Okay. Okay.
15:50Okay. Okay.
15:52The lights are moving. That's okay. That's all right.
15:54That's all right. It's fine. It's the after effect.
15:56It's my adrenaline. I just need to focus.
15:58I just need to relax. They're still moving.
16:00Maybe don't keep mentioning that.
16:02I went down to the beach.
16:04There she stood, dark and tall, at the edge of the wood.
16:06The sky's too big. I'm scared, I cried.
16:08She replied, young man,
16:10don't you know there's more to life than the moon
16:12and a president's wife?
16:21Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:25I think that's it.
16:27I was close.
16:29No margin for error.
16:31You know what's really great
16:33about no margin for error?
16:35No more errors.
16:37Thank you,
16:39John Francis Vator.
16:41Hello, I'm John
16:43Francis Vator, deceased.
16:45Apologies for your loss.
16:47Voice activated.
16:49These are my mortal remains.
16:51At your convenience, please return them to my parents,
16:53Agnes and Millicent Vator.
16:55Address will be supplied on request.
16:57Hey, John.
16:59Am I talking to an A.I.?
17:01I'm an approximate A.I. reconstruction
17:03of the deceased John Vator.
17:05Signature elements of my former personality
17:07have been incorporated into this interface.
17:09Kiss, kiss.
17:11What happened to you, John?
17:13I was humanely terminated on the discovery
17:15of the fatal condition, blindness.
17:17Blindness isn't fatal.
17:19You literally just said that to a dead blind guy.
17:21Who terminated you, John?
17:23I was spared further suffering
17:25by a Villengarde automated ambulance unit.
17:27My recovery was estimated
17:29as beyond acceptable parameters
17:31for a conflict as budgeted.
17:33Sorry, killed by an ambulance?
17:35Life is cheap.
17:37Patients are expensive.
17:39The Villengarde algorithm.
17:41The what?
17:43Villengarde battle products are fitted with A.I.
17:45The algorithm maintains a fighting force
17:47at just above the acceptable number of casualties.
17:49Keeps you fighting,
17:51keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
17:53Medical services optimize the casualty rate
17:55for continued conflict.
17:57War is business,
17:59and business is booming.
18:03Good to meet you, John.
18:05Kiss, kiss.
18:07Daddy?
18:09Is my daddy there? I heard him.
18:11Hello?
18:13Hello up there.
18:15You okay?
18:17You need help?
18:19I'm looking for my daddy.
18:23How did you...
18:25Why did you come here?
18:27He sent me a message.
18:29I can read a geostamp.
18:31Where is he? Where's my daddy?
18:33I heard him.
18:35Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed?
18:37What's a little kid like you doing out
18:39in a nasty war like this?
18:41My dad got special permission to bring me.
18:47Oh, that's good, isn't it?
18:49Because my mummy got gathered up.
18:53She got what?
18:55Gathered?
18:57She got gathered up by God. He loved her so much
18:59that he gathered her up early so she can be in heaven with him
19:01like an angel.
19:03We'll see you again one day,
19:05Daddy explained.
19:07Where is Daddy?
19:15This is Ruby.
19:17And my name is The Doctor.
19:19The Doctor isn't a name.
19:21Yeah. And I'm not even a doctor.
19:23People don't usually bring that up.
19:25You're good already.
19:27I'm Splice.
19:29Great name. I love it. Just Splice?
19:31Splice Allison Vader.
19:33Splice Allison Vader.
19:35You have been identified
19:37as the next of kin of John Francis Vader.
19:39I am a lady in high reconstruction
19:41of your deceased heiress.
19:43Apologies for your loss.
19:45Let's greet each other comfortably.
19:47Daddy!
19:49Get off me!
19:51Please!
19:53Please!
19:55Perhaps I should come back later.
19:57Kiss, kiss.
20:01Look at his foot!
20:03Look at what he's standing on!
20:07You see that?
20:09See what he's standing on?
20:15Doctor? You okay?
20:17It's just an adrenaline rush.
20:19It's got to control it.
20:21It's going down, down.
20:23It's moving down, down, down.
20:25Sliding down.
20:29Doctor?
20:31What's happening?
20:35Me.
20:37I'm happening.
20:43I'm explosive.
20:49You are in my sights!
20:51I can drop you where you stand.
20:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:55Do you understand?
20:57Signal your understanding.
21:01Signal your understanding!
21:03I understand. Please.
21:05I understand.
21:07He's on a landmine. He's standing right on one.
21:09Ma'am, I'm fully apprised of what he's standing on.
21:13Splice, you okay down there?
21:15I'm here, Wendy. I'm trying to find Daddy.
21:17I saw him. He was a hologram.
21:19Where is he?
21:31Sir,
21:33my name is Mundy Flynn.
21:35I'm an ordained
21:37Anglican Marine.
21:39What are you doing out here?
21:41Are you...
21:43civilians?
21:45Anglican what?
21:47Great name, Mundy Flynn. You should marry Ruby.
21:49Then you'll be Mundy Sunday. Go on, get married.
21:51I'd laugh every day.
21:53What's an Anglican Marine? Since when was the church an army?
21:55Since most of your history.
21:57You've been living in a blip.
21:59There's a casket in your right hand.
22:01Are you aware
22:03those are the sacred remains
22:05of an ordained Anglican?
22:07Are you aware your face is ringing?
22:11Did you like the tattoo?
22:13I do, Stamchit.
22:15I know where you are. Get back to the compound.
22:17You're giving me orders now.
22:19I'm not giving you orders. I'm worried.
22:21If all drones have been out, the Custodians could be planning an attack.
22:23Shut up, you're worried.
22:25You don't even like me.
22:27I...
22:29Okay, this
22:31idiot little war, who are you fighting?
22:33The Custodians.
22:35Yeah?
22:37The Custodians?
22:41Go on, tell me about the Custodians.
22:47We've never seen them.
22:49Excuse me? They're in the mud.
22:53Well, that's what we think.
22:55Yes.
22:57Or the fog.
22:59What? Sentient mud?
23:01Sir, I do not have time for this.
23:03Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
23:05I've met sentient mud, lovely girls.
23:07I mean grumpy.
23:09Yeah, but you try lying around with your face full of mammals all day.
23:11Sir, I'm going to have to ask you
23:13to let go of that casket.
23:17Just let it fall.
23:19No, if he drops the casket, it will trigger the landmine.
23:21It will kill him.
23:23Sir, when you stepped on that mine,
23:25you triggered a countdown.
23:27It's now trying to assess whether it's acquired a viable target.
23:29If it can't within a specified time,
23:31it fails safe.
23:33It blows anyway.
23:45Drop the casket.
23:47Immolation? How does it work?
23:49There's no explosive in this landmine, right?
23:51It only triggers a quantum-level chain reaction
23:53in the subject's DNA.
23:55You are the explosive.
23:57I'm a Time Lord, not a human.
23:59I'm a Time Lord.
24:01Doctor!
24:07I am a higher-dimension life form.
24:09I am a complex space-time event.
24:11I'm Anglican.
24:15No, no, stop it!
24:21I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for.
24:25I'm a lot more explosive than I look,
24:27and honey,
24:29I know how I look.
24:31Put a quantum chain reaction through me,
24:33and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours
24:35into dust.
24:37All of it,
24:39in a heartbeat, into dust.
24:43That's not possible.
24:45Everything is possible.
24:47Everywhere is a beach eventually.
24:51Scan me, see for yourself.
25:01You could blow up half of this planet.
25:05Combat detected.
25:07Combat detected.
25:09Shooting.
25:11Combat detected.
25:13The algorithm won't let me.
25:15What is that thing?
25:17Combat detected.
25:19Doctor, what is that?
25:21It's an ambulance.
25:23Combat detected.
25:25Stop it.
25:27Please stop it.
25:29Please, you've got to stop that thing.
25:33Daddy!
25:35Hello, Doctor Spice.
25:37Can I assist you with any persistent regressions?
25:41Would you like to look at some old photographs
25:43to remember the good times?
25:45Patient name unknown.
25:47Unidentified.
25:49Vital signs.
25:51No, he's not human.
25:53Get it off me.
25:57Combat. Combat detected. That's what she said.
25:59Give me the gun.
26:01What are you doing?
26:03Combat. Combat. Right this way.
26:05Stay right here, okay?
26:07That's when we saw the abattoir.
26:11Combat detected.
26:13Combat detected.
26:15Combat detected.
26:17Wait!
26:21Shoot me. It needs to detect an injury
26:23or it won't triage. Shoot me now.
26:25I can't. I can't. It's fine. I put it on setting one.
26:27Just do my arm or something. You have to. You really have to.
26:29Come on. You can do it.
26:31Shoot me a little bit. Just do my arm.
26:33Left one, please. Yes.
26:43Ah!
26:53Ah!
26:55Oh, my God!
26:57Oh, my God! Are you okay?
26:59Patient acquired.
27:01Ruby! Ruby, can you hear me?
27:03Talk to me. Talk to me.
27:05Sharp slash.
27:09She was gonna shoot you. I saw her.
27:11Identified.
27:13Ruby Sunday. Calendar age
27:153,082 years.
27:17Next of kin.
27:21Next of kin.
27:25Next of kin.
27:29Who is the next of kin?
27:31Next of kin.
27:33Next of kin.
27:41Next of kin.
27:43Next of kin.
27:45Next of kin.
27:47Next of kin.
27:49Next of kin.
27:51Next of kin.
27:53Next of kin.
27:55Next of kin.
27:57Next of kin.
27:59Next of kin.
28:01Next of kin.
28:03Next of kin.
28:05Next of kin.
28:07Next of kin.
28:09Mortality estimate
28:11432 seconds.
28:15Patient
28:17non-ordained. Treatment
28:19withheld.
28:29She was gonna shoot you. I don't understand.
28:31It doesn't matter. Look at the readings. If that line blows,
28:33it blows everything.
28:35I went down to the beach. It was dark at all.
28:37I'm scared.
28:41Sir.
28:43Sir, please.
28:47I scanned the device.
28:49I ran the numbers. You're right.
28:51You're gonna blow
28:53a really big hole in everything. You could
28:55wipe out every Anglican here.
28:57Please.
28:59What do we do?
29:03Ruby.
29:05We're doing everything we can.
29:07I'm reconfiguring the ambulance protocols.
29:11We could revive her.
29:13But it's not programmed to assist non-believers.
29:17Sir, the mine is cycling down to the end of the countdown.
29:19We've got five minutes, probably less.
29:21Please. What can we do?
29:27Surrender.
29:31Excuse me?
29:33Sir.
29:35Lose.
29:37Give in.
29:41Even if that were possible, which it isn't,
29:43even if I had the divinity to authorize that,
29:45it wouldn't switch off the landmine.
29:47Yes, it would.
29:51Why?
29:53Because it's your landmine.
29:59No. No.
30:01No, Ruby, stop that.
30:03Hang on in there. I still need you.
30:05I can't think unless I'm talking,
30:07and I can only talk to you.
30:09Mundy thinks that she's fighting the Kassarians.
30:11What do you think?
30:13You figured it out yet?
30:15I don't think Mundy's figured it out.
30:17Figured what?
30:19So this lot, Ruby, they came here, what, six months ago?
30:21They set up their defenses and fired their warning shots
30:23into the air. Watch out! We come in peace!
30:25Yeah?
30:27We advertised our presence.
30:29That's standard procedure.
30:31Do you hear that, Ruby?
30:33They advertised their presence.
30:35And do you know what that does?
30:37Ruby, that activates the Velengard algorithm,
30:39the acceptable casualty rate algorithm.
30:41Keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
30:43Huh?
30:45Do you get it?
30:47Huh? Do you get it?
30:49Do you get it?
30:53Do you get it?
30:55Do you get, get, get it?
30:59There's nobody else here.
31:03You declared war on an empty planet.
31:05There are no Kassarians in the mud.
31:07They're not in the fog.
31:09There are no Kassarians.
31:11Just the algorithm,
31:13maintaining an acceptable casualty rate
31:15in the face of nothing at all.
31:17You are fighting your own hardware,
31:19and it's killing you.
31:21At just the right amount of time,
31:23it's killing you at just the right amount
31:25to keep you buying more.
31:27I mean, most armies would notice
31:29that they were fighting smoke and shadows,
31:31but not this lot, Ruby.
31:33You know why? Because they have faith.
31:35Shut up!
31:37Faith, the magic word that keeps you
31:39never having to think for yourself.
31:43Just surrender, Mundi.
31:45Just stop.
31:49And it's all over.
31:53Prove it.
31:57Well, seriously,
31:59now you need proof.
32:01Faith Gyal.
32:05Only the bishop can declare a surrender,
32:07and the bishop will need proof.
32:09Oh, John Francis Vator,
32:11father in AI.
32:13Yes, sir? I need you to download yourself
32:15into the Belengar battle computer.
32:17Find proof that the planet is uninhabited
32:19and that the casualty rate is hardware-driven.
32:21With Hannah and Mundi Flynn's hand.
32:23Apologies, that is not possible.
32:25I am not connected to the network.
32:27No, but the ambulance is, and the ambulance
32:29is connected to me, and I am connected to you.
32:31Shut up and Google.
32:33That is against my digital protocol, sir.
32:35Listen to me.
32:37However little is left of you,
32:39you are still a father.
32:41Dad to dad.
32:43You never let them down, right?
32:47Ever.
32:49To the end, right?
32:53Dad to dad.
32:55Dust to dust. Am I right?
32:57Sir, he can't.
32:59He's just an AI simulant.
33:07I'll be back.
33:09Do your teeth.
33:11How much of the countdown left?
33:15Three minutes, maybe.
33:19Thoughts and prayers.
33:27How's it going?
33:29The receipt got a tush.
33:35I saw your text.
33:37I saw your tattoo.
33:39What?
33:41The one you did on Posh Graham.
33:43It was beautiful.
33:47You checked out my tattoo on Posh Graham?
33:49Of course.
33:51Why?
33:53I wanted to see it.
33:55But why?
33:59Why did you even come out here?
34:01Why were you looking for me?
34:03Why were you looking for me?
34:07Kanto.
34:09Do you like me?
34:11Of course I like you.
34:13Everyone knows I like you.
34:15Except Posh Graham.
34:17Penhead thinks I like him.
34:19I mean, it was on his upper thigh.
34:21You could have warned me.
34:23Hang on.
34:27Does that mean you like me?
34:33Defenses.
34:35What is it? What is happening?
34:37Kanto.
34:39Talk to me. Are you alright?
34:41I'm fine. How are you?
34:43Where are you? I can't...
34:45Are you injured?
34:47I'm fine. How are you?
34:49I'm okay. Just...
34:51Shock.
34:53Kanto.
35:01Kanto.
35:05Kanto.
35:07You are identified as Mundy Flynn,
35:09my designated favorite person.
35:11Here is a personal message recorded just for you.
35:15If anything happens to me,
35:19I want you to know that
35:21I love you.
35:25And honestly, it's okay that
35:29you don't love me back.
35:43Sorry.
35:45Yeah.
35:47Help me.
36:03I'm sorry about your friend.
36:07It was my fault.
36:09I distracted him.
36:18It was nothing to do with you.
36:20It was the algorithm breach.
36:22The Valengard algorithm is protecting itself.
36:24The ambulance killed him.
36:32You sent Daddy in there.
36:34He's fighting back. Look.
36:38Of course. Of course there's security.
36:40There's a firewall. Why didn't I think of that?
36:42What's happening?
36:44The algorithm will do anything it can to protect itself.
36:46Anything at all.
36:48Antelope. Antelope. Antelope.
36:50John. Antelope. I saw. Antelope.
36:52We saw. Antelope.
36:54We saw the antelope together.
36:56I remember. I remember, Daddy.
36:58Antelope. We saw. Antelope.
37:00Sorry. Tell her to run.
37:02John, tell your daughter to run now.
37:04Dad to Dad.
37:06I'm safe with Daddy.
37:08Safe. Safe. Antelope. Safe.
37:10Can't. Can't. Antelope.
37:12Any attempt to interfere with the Valengard algorithm
37:14will be met with severe fines.
37:16Where's John Francis Bator?
37:18The A.I. known as John Francis Bator
37:20has been identified
37:22as a hostile data virus
37:24and permanently deleted.
37:26Thoughts and prayers.
37:32Attention.
37:34This landmine will induce
37:36fail-safe immolation shortly.
37:38If you are not the selected target,
37:40please stand clear.
37:42Run. Start running.
37:44There's no point.
37:46Both of you, run!
37:48You never get far enough.
37:50Where's my Daddy?
37:52I'm not leaving without my Daddy.
37:54And I'm not leaving you much, kid.
37:56I'm so sorry, then.
37:58This is it?
38:00I'm so sorry, Ruby.
38:02I'm so, so sorry.
38:08Kiss. Kiss.
38:10Antelope. Dad to Dad.
38:12Dust to dust. Dust.
38:14Kiss. Kiss.
38:16Virus alert. Virus alert.
38:18Kiss. Kiss.
38:20Kiss. Kiss.
38:22Kiss. Kiss.
38:24Kiss. Kiss.
38:26Kiss. Kiss.
38:28Patient acquired.
38:30Patient acquired.
38:32Sharp scratch.
38:36Revivification protocol
38:38initiating.
38:46Kiss.
38:48Kiss.
38:50Kiss.
38:52Kiss.
38:54How?
38:56Ruby.
38:58Ruby, you okay?
39:02What's happening?
39:04Your father, who art in heaven
39:06a kind of heaven, anyway.
39:08Antelope, do your teeth.
39:10Antelope.
39:12The Valengard algorithm,
39:14the whole Valengard arms industry,
39:16all of it,
39:18just got beaten up
39:20by this little kid's dad.
39:22Doctor.
39:24Oh, Ruby. Ruby!
39:26Why are you lying around, missing all the good stuff?
39:28A war just got switched off
39:30and very positively sent to bed without his supper.
39:32Antelope, what happened?
39:34Well, it's kind of hard to sum up.
39:36I think if I had a diary,
39:38it would be a little bit too exciting for words.
39:40I think I could write it with drums.
39:42Can you write a diary in drums?
39:44I bet I could.
39:50October the 5th,
39:52I sent this girl's dad into the software
39:54just for a look around.
39:56Just looking for proof.
39:58And he must have been very cross
40:00because now the whole Valengard mainframe
40:02is down by paramount power!
40:08Basically,
40:10Valengard basically
40:12just waits for daddy gets home.
40:32Right, enough of that.
40:34Moving on. Come on, Ruby.
40:36No, hang on. We've had, like, two minutes
40:38of the awesome...
40:40Yeah, two minutes. No lingering.
40:42Plenty more universe to see, and quite frankly,
40:44your lifespan sucks.
40:46All right, come here, Splice.
40:50Splice, I'm so sorry about your dad.
40:52Why are you sorry?
40:54Because he's gone now.
40:56But I know
40:58that Monday's gonna take really good care of you.
41:01Silly.
41:03He's not gone.
41:05He's just dead.
41:07He's not gone.
41:12That is right.
41:14That is exactly right.
41:16You're cute in a faith, Splice.
41:20I thought you didn't like faith much, Doctor.
41:24Just because I don't like it
41:26doesn't mean I don't need it.
41:28Monday.
41:38Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
41:40I will be popping in
41:42every now and then.
41:44Fish fingers and custard is my favorite.
41:46Okay? Come on, Ruby.
41:48Yes, yes. Sorry. I'll rush off like this.
41:50What? He probably needs changing.
41:52Bye!
41:58Do you think he should be all right?
42:00Splice?
42:02Frickin'
42:04future president of something.
42:06Till then,
42:08she's got Monday. And her dad.
42:12But her dad's dead.
42:14No, I know.
42:16I know he's not gone. And that's sweet and everything.
42:18It's just, he is. He's really...
42:20Actually, he's dead.
42:22We're all dead eventually.
42:24It's hardly any time that we're not dead.
42:26It's a good thing, too. We've got to keep the pace up.
42:28Otherwise, nothing will get done.
42:34Dying
42:36defines us.
42:38Snow isn't snow until it falls.
42:40Snow?
42:42Yeah, snow.
42:44We all melt away in the end.
42:48But snow,
42:51something stays.
42:57Maybe the best part.
43:04A sad, old man
43:06once told me,
43:08what survives of us
43:10is love.
43:20We are in Wales! Spectacular!
43:22Is she?
43:24Doctor?
43:26Where's the doctor?
43:28Doctor?
43:30Doctor?
43:32Doctor?
43:34Doctor?
43:36Doctor?
43:38Doctor?
43:40Doctor?
43:42Doctor?
43:44Doctor?
43:46Doctor?
43:48Doctor? Where's the doctor?
43:50Where is he?
43:52There's this woman following me.
43:54Who is she? I don't know!
43:56What the hell have you done?
44:18The End
44:20The End
44:22The End
44:24The End
44:26The End
44:28The End
44:30The End
44:32The End
44:34The End
44:36The End
44:38The End
44:40The End
44:42The End
44:48The End
44:50The End