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00:00Patrol B. Returning to base for a Grade 1 encounter. Two survivors, one injury. ETA 20
00:15minutes.
00:16Have you done your teeth?
00:17Yes.
00:18I need to smell your minty breath.
00:19Oh, you little liar.
00:32Teeth, now.
00:33How can you smell my breath over the comms?
00:36Dad's skills, asshole. Wait a moment.
00:38How are we doing?
00:40Less than a mile from base camp. We were right in the middle of a minefield. There were no
00:46mines here yesterday.
00:47There were no mines here yesterday.
00:49Oh, they must have migrated again.
00:52The fog's bad, too.
00:54It's just fog.
00:55Some of the men think the Castoreans are in the fog.
00:58Like, they're made of fog.
01:01That's why we never see them.
01:02Of course, the fog's been analysed, and it's just fog.
01:06Oh.
01:07Hey, I'm really close.
01:09Find Mundy and get her to put you to bed.
01:12And do your teeth.
01:14Kiss, kiss.
01:15Kiss, kiss.
01:19Carson.
01:22Do you know what's our best bet?
01:26What?
01:28I think there might be an ambulance.
01:31I'll be fine.
01:34Come on.
01:35I'm just asking you to switch patrols with me.
01:38It's not exactly loaves and fishes, is it?
01:40I'm not a bishop.
01:41I'm not allowed.
01:42You're a virgin.
01:43I don't have the divinity.
01:49Mundy.
01:50Give us a minute, love.
01:51Hey, Cantor.
01:54Listen, seriously.
01:55As God is my witness on my soul eternal,
02:01I'll let you see my tattoo.
02:03Your tattoo?
02:04It's not on general view, which makes it more exciting,
02:06given the romantic tension between us.
02:13Look, I'm only doing this because I want you to stop annoying me.
02:15Great.
02:16Thank you.
02:17Thanks.
02:18Thanks a million.
02:19Oi.
02:20What?
02:21Tattoo?
02:22Sorry.
02:23It's on Posh Graham.
02:24I finished it yesterday.
02:25You'll love it.
02:27You should be nice to Cantor.
02:29He likes you.
02:30No, he doesn't.
02:32I was just joking about that.
02:33He's not joking.
02:36Where's your dad?
02:41What's wrong?
02:42Ambulance.
02:43Dead ahead.
02:45Okay.
02:46Sir, respectfully, your eyes.
02:50It might detect the injury.
02:52Well, it might help me then.
02:54Sir, the algorithm's haywire right now.
02:56You know what happened to Wilson.
02:58The algorithm's been upgraded.
03:00No, they ran out of money.
03:02Look, it doesn't matter.
03:03We have to keep moving.
03:04We don't have a choice.
03:10Okay, okay, hold there.
03:17I guess it could be dormant.
03:18It's a long way from the fighting.
03:20Well, they're combat activated.
03:21They power down when there's nothing going on,
03:22but their sensors stay active.
03:24You know, I'm not even sure it's...
03:28Carson!
03:29Carson, where are you?
03:31It's...
03:32Are you okay?
03:33It's fine.
03:34It's fine.
03:35I'm okay.
03:36I'm not injured.
03:37I'll just...
03:42Carson!
03:46Carson!
03:51Combat detected.
03:53Combat detected.
03:55Combat detected.
03:57Combat detected.
03:59Combat detected.
04:01Patient acquired.
04:04Sharp scratch.
04:07You're doing very well.
04:09Patient name, John Francis Bator.
04:11Calendar age, 42 years.
04:14Vital signs in normal range.
04:16Blood pressure high.
04:18Cardiac function good.
04:20Liver mildly inflamed.
04:22Diagnosis, blind.
04:25I'm not blind.
04:26My vision is temporarily impaired.
04:27Eyesight recovery time estimated.
04:31Four weeks.
04:32Evaluation unacceptable.
04:35Combat medical failed.
04:37Listen to me.
04:38I have a child at base camp.
04:39Check my records, my next of kin, Splice.
04:41She's my daughter, and I'm exclusively responsible for her.
04:44Please, check my records.
04:46Leave a message at the tone.
04:53Kiss, kiss.
04:54Next of kin, informed.
04:58The Villengard Corporation would like to extend
05:01its deepest condolences on your upcoming loss.
05:04Thoughts and prayers.
05:07Sharp scratch.
05:17Did you hear that?
05:18Give me a sec.
05:20Someone's in trouble.
05:21Stay there!
05:23Doctor!
05:34Hey, Colin!
05:37Doctor?
05:53Colin!
05:56Colin!
06:01Colin!
06:04Colin!
06:06Colin!
06:13Colin!
06:16Colin!
06:24Doctor!
06:30Doctor!
06:39Doctor!
06:46Doctor, is that you?
06:48Everything's fine.
06:51Who said it wasn't?
06:53Completely fine.
06:58Come toward my voice, and watch where you put your feet.
07:10What are you singing?
07:11The Sky Book song.
07:15Like it?
07:21I didn't ask what you were singing.
07:24I asked why.
07:27I'm getting my zen on.
07:29My landmine zen.
07:32I need you to describe to me what I'm standing on.
07:37Fairly sure I know, but details are important,
07:40and I can't risk looking down.
07:42The senses are on hair-trigger.
07:44Why hasn't it set off already when you stepped on it?
07:48Impact activates the senses.
07:50Now it's confirming if there's a live target on it.
07:53One wrong move, and boom!
07:57I go all food mixer.
08:03Where are we?
08:05In the middle of a war.
08:07Oh, I was kind of hoping for a beach.
08:09Yeah, what do you think this is?
08:11It's not a beach.
08:12I'll give it time.
08:14Everywhere's a beach eventually.
08:16OK, I'm down.
08:18I'm about 10 feet directly behind you.
08:20Look at my right foot.
08:21Describe what I'm standing on.
08:23It's a sort of disc, a white disc.
08:26It's really thin.
08:27It's got lights around the edge, around the rim, green lights.
08:33OK.
08:34OK, very slowly, very carefully, move around me.
08:39Tell me if there's a gap in the light.
08:41It's not gone off yet,
08:43so I think there's a gap.
08:45Hoping for quite a big one.
08:48Why does a landmine have lights on it?
08:52Capitalism.
08:54Excuse me?
08:55Flashy lights play well in a showroom.
08:57Modern warfare.
08:59Death by salesman.
09:01I found the gap.
09:03It's right under your foot, in front of you.
09:05How big is it?
09:07Four fingers.
09:10OK.
09:12Well, that's better than two fingers, for instance.
09:15Is there a V on it?
09:17Yeah.
09:19V for victory?
09:21Villengard.
09:22V for Villengard.
09:24Biggest weapons manufacturer in recorded history.
09:26Supplied all sides in all conflicts for the past two centuries in this sector.
09:31Had to deactivate one of these ones at a lesbian gymkhana.
09:34Underwater. For a bet.
09:36Except it wasn't live and I wasn't standing on it.
09:38And I lost that bet.
09:39Sorry, wrong moment for this story.
09:42First things first, someone was screaming.
09:44Came from directly up there.
09:45Can you check and see if anyone needs help?
09:47You need help.
09:48I'm not even screaming yet.
09:51Priorities.
09:54You'll need to go the long way round and watch your step.
10:00While you're up there, see if you can see anything heavy.
10:04A good-sized rock or something.
10:07I cannot keep standing on one leg.
10:10But if I put my other foot down on the ground, it will shift my weight.
10:13I need to counterbalance.
10:15I need to increase the weight on the mine at the exact moment I decrease it.
10:19It's going to be tricky.
10:21It's going to be a moment, yeah.
10:31Anyone there?
10:34Uh, no.
10:36Nothing, just a flashy light thing.
10:42Hang on.
10:44Found something.
10:47A weird thing.
10:49It's a heavy weird thing. Bring it.
10:53It's okay, it's okay, you're fine. Don't worry.
10:59It's vacuum drugs, that's all.
11:01Hoovering up the smoke so that nobody can choke to death before they are safely shot.
11:06Oh, okay.
11:08I suppose that's...
11:13What's wrong?
11:15Ruby, have you seen something?
11:24Oh, Ruby, I'm sorry, I forgot.
11:26Your first time on a new planet.
11:29It flips your stomach, doesn't it?
11:31A brand new sky.
11:34We're on Castarian 3.
11:37Going by the rings next door.
11:38Decent enough.
11:39Seven out of ten.
11:40Good trees, great mountains, rainbow crystal.
11:43Oh, wait until you see the dawn.
11:47Mind you, this place is basically empty. Who'd pick a fight round here?
11:50Okay, I've got a heavy thing.
11:52I think this is an urn or something, but it's kind of gross.
11:56What is it?
11:57Never mind.
12:00What do you mean, never mind?
12:05Tell me what you're not telling me.
12:08Okay.
12:12Okay, that isn't an urn.
12:16There isn't a body inside of that.
12:20That is a body.
12:23That is a dead body.
12:27Compressed, somehow. Like it's been, I don't know, smelted.
12:31Seriously?
12:32I heard a scream, I guess it was that.
12:34He was being smelted.
12:37It's a good word, smelted, isn't it?
12:39Not at the moment.
12:40I've never used the word smelted before, it's never come up.
12:42New planet, new word, landmine.
12:44Oh, I am having a day.
12:46Okay, are you getting scared because he's just babbling now?
12:48Toss it in your hand.
12:50That thing. Toss it in your hand and catch it, please.
12:58Okay, yeah, that's about the right way.
12:59About?
13:00Okay, it's exactly 6.732217 kilograms.
13:03I was trying not to show off.
13:05Throw it to me.
13:07No.
13:08Throw it to my right hand.
13:09I need to use it to counterbalance.
13:11I'm going to catch it at the exact moment I put my left foot down on the ground.
13:14I understand, but it's too unstable.
13:18Let me give it to you.
13:19No.
13:20You'll have a much better chance if I just put it in your hand.
13:24If it goes wrong, you will be caught in the blast.
13:27Well, let's get it right then.
13:29Ruby, I forbid this.
13:32Yeah, good luck with that.
13:33You don't understand, this is a smart mine.
13:35It is monitoring anything.
13:37Any significant change, I get too worried about you and my blood pressure goes up.
13:41And I don't know how much leeway I have.
13:43Best not to worry then.
13:51So how are we going to do this?
13:52Count of three?
13:53Please listen to me.
13:54No arguing, doctor.
13:56Blood pressure.
14:02Ruby, if this doesn't work, you are brave.
14:07And you are wonderful.
14:09And I forgive you for being incredibly stupid.
14:19Good then.
14:21And if it does work,
14:24I'm going to be very cross at you for a very, very long time.
14:31Not that long, babes.
14:34You're standing on a landmine.
14:45Count of three?
14:46Okay, no way.
14:47Okay, no way.
14:48I need something more rhythmic.
14:51I need a beat, like a song.
14:53Sing the song.
14:54The song.
14:55The song.
14:56Over the sea to sky.
14:57That's the last line on the word sky.
14:58I love that song.
14:59It's about Bonnie Prince Charlie.
15:00I know, it's sweet.
15:01Let's go.
15:02It's sweet.
15:03And it's sad.
15:04And it's about soldiers fighting.
15:05But it's sad like a lullaby.
15:06And it's right, isn't it?
15:07Songs about soldiers should be sad.
15:09Don't you think?
15:10Okay, doctor, I'm ready.
15:11Stop babbling.
15:12Okay.
15:14Okay.
15:15Herbie, shall we dance?
15:22Speed, Bonnie Bolt, like a bird on a wing.
15:26Onward, the sailors cry.
15:31Carry the lad that's born to be king.
15:35Over the sea to sky.
15:46Okay.
15:47Okay.
15:48Okay.
15:51Okay, okay.
15:52The lights are moving.
15:53That's okay.
15:54That's all right.
15:55That's all right.
15:56It's fine.
15:57It's the after effect.
15:58It's my adrenaline.
15:59I just need to focus.
16:00I just need to relax.
16:01They're still moving.
16:02Maybe don't keep mentioning that.
16:03I went down to the beach.
16:04There she stood, dark and tall, at the edge of the wood.
16:06The sky's too big.
16:07I'm scared, I cried.
16:08She replied, young man, don't you know there's more to life than the moon and a president's wife?
16:16I was scared.
16:26Okay.
16:28Okay.
16:30I think that's it.
16:33I was close.
16:36No margin for error.
16:37You know what's really great about no margin for error?
16:41No more errors.
16:43Thank you,
16:44This is Vader, deceased.
16:45Apologies for your loss.
16:47Oh, voice activated.
16:49These are my mortal remains.
16:50At your convenience, please return them to my parents,
16:53Agnes and Millicent Vader.
16:56Address will be supplied on request.
16:58Hey, John.
16:58Am I talking to an AI?
17:00I'm an approximate AI reconstruction
17:02of the deceased John Vader.
17:04Signature elements of my former personality
17:06have been incorporated into this interface.
17:09Kiss, kiss.
17:11What happened to you, John?
17:12I was humanely terminated on the discovery
17:14of the fatal condition, blindness.
17:17Blindness isn't fatal.
17:18You literally just said that to a dead blind guy.
17:22Who terminated you, John?
17:24I was spared further suffering by a Villengarde
17:26automated ambulance unit.
17:28My recovery was estimated as beyond acceptable parameters
17:32for a conflict as budgeted.
17:34Sorry, killed by an ambulance?
17:37Life is cheap.
17:38Patients are expensive.
17:40The Villengarde algorithm.
17:42The what?
17:42Villengarde battle products are fitted with AI.
17:45The algorithm maintains a fighting force
17:47at just above the acceptable number of casualties.
17:49Keeps you fighting, keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
17:52Medical services optimize the casualty
17:55rate for continued conflict.
17:57War is business.
17:58And business is booming.
18:03Good to meet you, John.
18:04Kiss, kiss.
18:05Daddy?
18:09Is my daddy there?
18:10I heard him.
18:13Hello?
18:14Hello, up there.
18:16You OK?
18:17You need help?
18:19I'm looking for my daddy.
18:23How did you?
18:25Why did you come here?
18:27He sent me a message.
18:28I can read a geostamp.
18:30Where is he?
18:31Where's my daddy?
18:32I heard him.
18:33Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed?
18:36What's a little kid like you doing
18:37out in a nasty war like this?
18:39My dad got special permission.
18:41Special permission to bring me.
18:46Oh, that's good, isn't it?
18:48Because my mommy got gathered up.
18:53She got what?
18:55Gathered?
18:56She got gathered up by God.
18:57He loved her so much that he gathered her up early
18:59so she can be in heaven with him like an angel.
19:03We'll see you again one day, Daddy explained.
19:07Where is Daddy?
19:12This is Ruby.
19:14And my name is the Doctor.
19:16The Doctor isn't a name.
19:17Yeah.
19:19And I'm not even a doctor.
19:21People don't usually bring that up.
19:22You're good already.
19:23I'm Splice.
19:24Great name.
19:25I love it.
19:26Just Splice?
19:27Splice Allison Vator.
19:30Splice Allison Vator.
19:32You have been identified as the next of kin
19:34of John Francis Vator.
19:35Daddy!
19:36I am a leading eye reconstruction of your deceased
19:38Daddy!
19:39I am a leading eye reconstruction of your deceased
19:41parent.
19:42Apologies for your loss.
19:43Let's greet again.
19:44Come to daddy.
19:45Wait.
19:46Daddy!
19:47Let go of me!
19:48Get off me!
19:49Get off me!
19:50Get off me!
19:51Wait!
19:52If I cause you distress, perhaps I should come back later.
19:56Kiss, kiss.
19:57Daddy!
19:58No!
20:00Bastard!
20:01Look at his foot!
20:03Look at what he's standing on!
20:07See that?
20:08See what he's standing on?
20:14Doctor?
20:15You OK?
20:16It's just an adrenaline rush.
20:18It's got to control it.
20:20It's going down.
20:21Down.
20:22It's moving down.
20:23Down.
20:24Down.
20:25Down.
20:26Down.
20:27Down.
20:28Slide it down.
20:29Doctor?
20:30What's happening?
20:32Me?
20:33I'm happening.
20:34I'm explosive.
20:35You are in my sights.
20:36I can drop you where you stand.
20:37No, no, no, no.
20:38Do you understand?
20:39Signal your understanding.
20:40No, no, no.
20:41You are in my sights.
20:42I can drop you where you stand.
20:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:44Do you understand?
20:45Signal your understanding.
20:46You are in my sights!
20:52I can drop you where you stand.
20:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:54Do you understand?
20:55Signal your understanding.
20:56Signal your understanding!
20:57I understand.
20:58Please.
20:59I understand.
21:00He's on a landmine.
21:01He's standing right on one.
21:02Ma'am, I'm fully apprised of what he's standing on.
21:03Splice, you okay down there?
21:04I'm here, Wendy.
21:05I'm trying to find Daddy.
21:06I saw him.
21:07I saw him.
21:08I saw him.
21:09I saw him.
21:10I saw him.
21:11I saw him.
21:12I saw him.
21:13I saw him.
21:14I saw him.
21:15I saw him.
21:16I saw him.
21:17He was a hologram.
21:18Where is he?
21:24Sir.
21:34My name is Mindy Flynn.
21:36I'm an ordained Anglican Marine.
21:38And what are you doing out here?
21:42Are you civilians?
21:45Anglican what?
21:46great name, Monday Flynn, you should marry Ruby.
21:49Then you'd be Monday Sunday.
21:50Go on, get married.
21:51I'd laugh every day.
21:52What's an Anglican Marine?
21:54Since when was the church an army?
21:55Since most of your history.
21:57You've been living in a blip.
21:58Sir, the casket in your right hand.
22:02Are you aware those are the sacred remains
22:04of an ordained Anglican?
22:05Are you aware your face is ringing?
22:12Did you like the tattoo?
22:13I do, Stamchit.
22:14I know where you are.
22:15Back to the compound.
22:16You're giving me orders now.
22:17I'm not giving you orders.
22:19I'm worried that if all drones have been out,
22:21the Castarians could be planning an attack.
22:23Shut up, you're worried.
22:25You don't even like me.
22:26Of course I...
22:29Okay, this idiot little war, who are you fighting?
22:33The Castarians.
22:36Yeah?
22:37The Castarians?
22:41Go on, tell me about the Castarians.
22:46We've never seen them.
22:48Excuse me?
22:48They're in the mud.
22:52Well, that's what we think.
22:53Some of us.
22:56Or the fog.
22:57What, sentient mud?
22:58Sir, I do not have time for this.
23:00Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
23:04I've met sentient mud, lovely girls.
23:06I mean grumpy, yeah, but you try lying around
23:08with your face full of mammals all day.
23:10Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to let go of that casket.
23:16Just let it fall.
23:17No, if he drops the casket, it'll trigger the landmine.
23:20It'll kill him.
23:20He's dead already.
23:22Sir, when you stepped on that mine,
23:24you triggered a countdown.
23:25It's now trying to assess
23:26whether it's acquired a viable target.
23:28If it can't within a specified time, it fails safe.
23:32It blows anyway.
23:43Drop.
23:45Drop the casket.
23:46Immolation, how does it work?
23:48There's no explosive in this landmine, right?
23:50Immolation triggers a quantum level chain reaction
23:52in the subject's DNA.
23:54You are the explosive.
23:56I'm a Time Lord, not a human.
23:58I'm a Time Lord.
24:00Doctor!
24:05I am a higher dimension life form.
24:08I am a complex space-time event.
24:11I'm Anglican.
24:13No, no, stop it!
24:20I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for.
24:24I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey,
24:27I know how I look.
24:29Put a quantum chain reaction through me
24:31and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours
24:33into dust.
24:36All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.
24:39That's not possible.
24:40Everything is possible.
24:41Everything is possible.
24:43Everywhere is a beach eventually.
24:47Scan me.
24:50Scan me, see for yourself.
25:00You could blow up half of this planet.
25:05Oh, no, don't do it.
25:07Combat detected.
25:09Combat detected.
25:11Shooting!
25:12Combat detected.
25:13The algorithm won't let me.
25:15What is that thing?
25:16Combat detected.
25:17Is it a robot?
25:18Doctor, where is her?
25:19Combat detected.
25:20It's an ambulance.
25:21Combat detected.
25:22Combat detected.
25:23Stop it.
25:24Patient acquired.
25:25Please, stop it.
25:26Please, you've got to stop that thing.
25:28Patient acquired.
25:31Daddy!
25:32Hello, Doctor Spice.
25:33Can I assist you with any persistent regressions?
25:35Daddy!
25:39Would you like to look at some old photographs
25:41to remember the good times?
25:43Patient name.
25:44Patient name.
25:45Unknown.
25:46Unidentifiable.
25:47Vital signs.
25:48Vital signs.
25:49Vital signs.
25:50No, he's not human.
25:52Get it off me.
25:54Vital signs.
25:55Combat.
25:56Combat detected.
25:57That's what she said.
25:58Give me the gun.
25:59What are you doing?
26:00Combat.
26:01Combat.
26:02Combat.
26:03Right this way.
26:04Stay right here, okay?
26:06Look, that's when we saw the abattoir.
26:10Combat detected.
26:12Combat detected.
26:14Combat detected.
26:16Wait!
26:20Shoot me.
26:21It needs to detect an injury or it won't charge.
26:23Shoot me now.
26:24I can't.
26:25It's fine.
26:26I put it on setting one.
26:27Just do my arm or something.
26:28You have to.
26:29You really have to.
26:30Come on.
26:31You can do it.
26:32Shoot me a little bit.
26:33Please.
26:34Yes.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:57Are you okay?
26:58Patient acquired.
26:59Patient acquired.
27:00Ruby.
27:01Ruby, can you hear me?
27:02Doctor, what's happening?
27:03Sharp scratch.
27:08She was going to shoot you.
27:09I saw her.
27:10Patient identified.
27:11Ruby Sunday.
27:13Calendar age 3082 years.
27:17Next of kin.
27:20Next of kin.
27:23Next of kin.
27:27Who?
27:28Who is the next of kin?
27:30Next of kin.
27:31Next of kin.
27:32Next of kin.
27:34Next of kin.
27:36Next of kin.
27:38Next of kin.
27:40Next of kin.
27:42Next of kin.
27:43That's not possible.
27:45It doesn't snow here.
27:46It never snows.
27:48It's Ruby.
27:50This has happened before.
27:52Just please tell me who it is?
27:54It's good, it's good, it's good.
27:55The snow, it's good.
27:56While there's snow, there's h-
28:01It stopped. How can it do that? How can it just stop?
28:06Vital signs failing. Mortality estimate 432 seconds.
28:15Patient non-ordained. Treatment withheld.
28:28She was going to shoot you. I don't understand.
28:30It doesn't matter. Look at the readings.
28:31If that mine blows, it blows everything.
28:33I went down to the beach, and she's in the toilet.
28:35The sky's too big. I'm scared.
28:37I cried. She replied.
28:41Sir. Sir, please.
28:46I scanned the device. I ran the numbers. You're right.
28:51You're going to blow a really big hole in everything.
28:53You could wipe out every Anglican here.
28:57Please.
28:59What do we do?
29:02Ruby.
29:04We're doing everything we can.
29:06I'm reconfiguring the ambulance protocols.
29:10It could revive her, but it's not programmed to assist non-believers.
29:16Sir, the mine is cycling down to the end of the countdown.
29:18We've got five minutes, probably less.
29:20Please, what can we do?
29:26Surrender.
29:29Excuse me?
29:30Surrender.
29:32Lose.
29:34Give in.
29:38Even if that were possible, which it isn't,
29:40even if I had the divinity to authorize that,
29:42it wouldn't switch off the landmine.
29:43Yes, it would.
29:47Why?
29:49Because it's your landmine.
29:51Because it's your landmine.
29:56Patient death imminent.
29:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:00Ruby, stop that. Hang on in there.
30:02I still need you.
30:04I can't think unless I'm talking, and I can only talk to you.
30:07Mundy thinks that she's fighting the Kassarians.
30:09What do you think?
30:11You figured it out yet?
30:14I don't think Mundy's figured it out.
30:15Figured what?
30:16So this lot, Ruby, they came here, what, six months ago?
30:19They set up their defenses
30:20and fired their warning shots into the air.
30:22Watch out, we come in peace.
30:24Yeah?
30:26We advertised our presence.
30:27It's standard procedure.
30:31Do you hear that, Ruby?
30:33They advertised their presence.
30:35And do you know what that does?
30:37Ruby, that activates the Velengard algorithm,
30:39the acceptable casualty rate algorithm.
30:41Keeps you dying, keeps you buying.
30:44Do you get it?
30:47Do you get it?
30:48Do you get it?
30:53Do you get it?
30:56Do you get, get, get it?
31:00There's nobody else here.
31:04You declared war on an empty planet.
31:07There are no Kassarians in the mud.
31:08They're not in the fog.
31:09There are no Kassarians.
31:13Just the algorithm,
31:14maintaining an acceptable casualty rate
31:16in the face of nothing at all.
31:19You are fighting your own hardware
31:21and it's killing you
31:22at just the right amount to keep you buying more.
31:26I mean, most armies would notice
31:27that they were fighting smoke and shadows,
31:29but not this lot, Ruby.
31:30You know why?
31:31Because they have faith.
31:32Shut up!
31:33Faith.
31:35The magic word that keeps you
31:36never having to think for yourself.
31:41Just surrender, Mundi.
31:43Just stop.
31:47And it's all over.
31:52Prove it.
31:55Well, seriously.
31:58Now you need proof.
32:00Faith Gyal.
32:03Only the bishop can declare a surrender
32:05and the bishop will need proof.
32:08John Francis Vader, father in AI.
32:11Yes, son.
32:12I need you to download yourself
32:13into the Belengar battle computer.
32:14Find proof that the planet is uninhabited
32:16and that the casualty rate is hardware driven.
32:18Send it to the scanner in Mundi Flynn's hand.
32:21Apologies.
32:22That is not possible.
32:23I am not connected to the network.
32:25No, but the ambulance is.
32:26And the ambulance is connected to me
32:27and I am connected to you.
32:29Shut up and Google.
32:30That is against my digital protocol, sir.
32:34Listen to me.
32:35However little is left of you,
32:37you are still a father.
32:40Dad to dad.
32:42You never let them down.
32:43Right?
32:46Ever.
32:48To the end.
32:49Right?
32:52Dad to dad.
32:54Dust to dust.
32:55Am I right?
32:56Sir, he can't.
32:57He's just an AI simulant.
33:06I'll be back.
33:07Do your thing.
33:10Dad to dad.
33:17How much of the countdown left?
33:21Three minutes, maybe.
33:24Thoughts and prayers.
33:33How's it going?
33:34There are safeguards. Hush.
33:40I saw your tattoo.
33:42What?
33:43The one you did on posh Graham.
33:46It was beautiful.
33:49You checked out my tattoo on posh Graham?
33:51Of course.
33:53Why?
33:54I wanted to see it.
33:57But why?
34:01Why did you even come out here?
34:03Why were you looking for me?
34:07Kanto.
34:10Do you like me?
34:11Of course I like you.
34:13Everyone knows I like you.
34:14Except posh Graham.
34:15Who now thinks I like him?
34:17I mean, it was on his upper thigh.
34:18You could have warned me.
34:24Hang on.
34:27Does that mean you like me?
34:35What is it?
34:36What is happening?
34:37Kanto.
34:38Talk to me.
34:39Are you all right?
34:41I'm fine.
34:42How are you?
34:43Where are you?
34:44I can't...
34:45Are you injured?
34:46I'm fine.
34:47How are you?
34:48I'm okay.
34:49Just...
34:50shock.
35:01Kanto.
35:05Kanto.
35:06You are identified as Mundy Flynn,
35:08my designated favourite person.
35:10Here is a personal message recorded just for you.
35:15If anything happens to me,
35:18I want you to know that
35:21I love you.
35:24And honestly, it's okay that
35:28you don't love me back.
35:37Sorry.
35:39Yeah.
35:56I'm sorry about your friend.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:07It was my fault.
36:09I distracted him.
36:18It was nothing to do with you.
36:20It was the algorithm breach.
36:21The Valangard algorithm is protecting itself.
36:24The ambulance killed him.
36:32You said daddy in there.
36:34He's fighting back.
36:35Look.
36:38Of course.
36:39Of course there's security.
36:40There's a firewall.
36:41Why didn't I think of that?
36:42What's happening?
36:43The algorithm will do anything it can
36:45to protect itself.
36:46Anything at all.
36:47Antelope.
36:48Antelope.
36:49John.
36:50Antelope.
36:51I saw.
36:52Antelope.
36:53We saw.
36:54Antelope.
36:55We saw the antelope together.
36:56I remember.
36:57I remember daddy.
36:58Antelope.
36:59We saw.
37:00Antelope.
37:01Antelope.
37:02Sorry.
37:03Tell her to run.
37:04Daddy.
37:05Save.
37:06Save.
37:07Antelope.
37:08Save.
37:09Can't.
37:10Can't.
37:11Antelope.
37:12Antelope.
37:13Antelope.
37:14Daddy.
37:15Any attempt to interfere with the Valangard algorithm
37:16will be met with severe fines.
37:17Where's John Francis Bator?
37:18The AI known as John Francis Bator
37:21has been identified as a hostile data virus
37:24and permanently deleted.
37:26Thoughts and prayers.
37:29Attention.
37:31This landmine will induce fail-safe immolation shortly.
37:35If you are not the selected target, please stand clear.
37:38Run.
37:39Start running.
37:40There's no point.
37:41Final countdown commencing.
37:42Both of you, run!
37:44Ten.
37:45We'd never get far enough.
37:46Nine.
37:47Where's my daddy?
37:48I'm not leaving without my daddy.
37:49Seven.
37:50And I'm not leaving you much, kid.
37:51Six.
37:52I'm so sorry, then.
37:53Five.
37:54This is it?
37:55Four.
37:56Three.
37:57Four.
37:58I'm so sorry, Ruby.
37:59Three.
38:00I'm so, so sorry.
38:01Two.
38:03One.
38:06Kiss.
38:07Kiss.
38:09Antelope.
38:10Dad to Dad.
38:11Dust to dust.
38:13Dust.
38:14Kiss, kiss.
38:15Virus alert.
38:16Virus alert.
38:17Kiss, kiss.
38:19Kiss, kiss.
38:20Kiss, kiss.
38:21Kiss, kiss.
38:22Kiss, kiss.
38:23Kiss, kiss.
38:24Kiss, kiss.
38:25Kiss, kiss.
38:26Patient acquired.
38:28Patient acquired.
38:29Patient acquired.
38:31Sharp scratch.
38:35Revivification protocol initiating.
38:46Kiss.
38:47Kiss.
38:48Kiss.
38:49Kiss.
38:50Kiss.
38:51Kiss.
38:52Kiss.
38:53How?
38:54Todd.
38:55Oh, Ruby, Ruby, you okay?
38:59Yeah?
39:00Oh.
39:01Oh.
39:01Oh.
39:02Oh.
39:03What's happening?
39:04Your father, who art in heaven,
39:07a kind of heaven, anyway.
39:09Antelope, do your teeth, Antelope.
39:11The Valengard algorithm,
39:13the whole Valengard arms industry,
39:16all of it,
39:17just got beaten up
39:20by this little kid's dad.
39:22Doctor.
39:23Oh, Ruby, Ruby!
39:25Oh, why are you lying around,
39:26missing all the good stuff?
39:28A war just got switched off
39:30and very possibly sent to bed without his supper.
39:31Antelope, what happened?
39:34Well, it's kind of hard to sum up.
39:36I think if I had a diary,
39:37it would be a little bit too exciting for words.
39:39I think I could write it with drums.
39:40Can you write a diary in drums?
39:42I bet I could.
39:43Eh.
39:44Oh, boom, ta, ta, boom, ta, ta, boom, ta, ta,
39:47boom, ta, ta, boom, ta, ta, boom, ta, ta.
39:50October the 5th, I sent this girl's dad
39:53into the software just for a look around,
39:55just looking for proof.
39:56And he must have been very cross
39:58because now the whole Valengard mainframe
40:01has been taken down by parent power.
40:08Basically, Valengard basically
40:13just waits for daddy gets home.
40:24Right, enough of that.
40:25Moving on.
40:25Come on, Ruby.
40:26No, hang on.
40:27We've had like two minutes of the awesome.
40:29Yeah, two minutes, no lingering,
40:31plenty more universe to see,
40:32and quite frankly, your lifespan sucks.
40:36All right, come here, Splice.
40:40Splice, I'm so sorry about your dad.
40:44I'm sorry.
40:44I'm sorry.
40:45I'm sorry.
40:46I'm sorry.
40:47I'm sorry.
40:48I'm sorry.
40:49I'm sorry.
40:49I'm sorry.
40:50I'm sorry.
40:51I'm sorry.
40:52Yes.
40:53Why are you sorry?
40:55Because he's gone now.
40:57I know that Monday is going to take really good care of you.
41:01Silly, he's not gone.
41:05He's just dead.
41:07He's not gone.
41:10Yeah.
41:12That is right.
41:13That is exactly right.
41:16You're cute in a face, Splice.
41:17I thought you didn't like faith much, Doctor.
41:21Just because I don't like it,
41:25doesn't mean I don't need it.
41:27Monday.
41:37Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
41:39I will be popping in,
41:41every now and then.
41:43Fish fingers and custard is my favourite.
41:45Okay, come on, Ruby.
41:47Yes, yes, sorry. I'll rush off like this.
41:49What? You probably need to change in.
41:51Bye!
41:57Do you think she'll be alright?
41:59Splice?
42:01Frickin'
42:03future president of something.
42:07So bad she's got Monday. And her dad.
42:11But her dad's dead.
42:13No, I know.
42:15I know he's not gone.
42:17And that's sweet and everything. It's just he is.
42:19He's really, actually, he's dead.
42:25We're all dead eventually.
42:27It's hardly any time that we're not dead.
42:29It's a good thing too. We've got to keep the pace up,
42:31otherwise nothing will get done.
42:37Dying
42:39defines us.
42:41Snow until it falls.
42:43Snow?
42:45Yeah, snow.
42:47We all melt away in the end.
42:51But something stays.
42:57Maybe the best part.
43:03A sad,
43:05old man once told me,
43:07what survives of us
43:09is love.
43:39We are in Wales!
43:41Spectacular!
43:43Is she?
43:45Doctor?
43:47Where's the doctor?
43:49Where is he?
43:51There's this woman following me.
43:53Who is she? I don't know!
43:55What the hell have you done?
44:09I don't know!
44:11I don't know!
44:13I don't know!
44:15I don't know!
44:17I don't know!
44:19I don't know!
44:21I don't know!
44:23I don't know!
44:25I don't know!
44:27I don't know!
44:29I don't know!
44:31I don't know!
44:33I don't know!
44:35I don't know!
44:37I don't know!
44:39I don't know!