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00:00Lord Barton, you are a rake! A cad! You have dishonored my sister!
00:15Lord Galban, remind me, to which dishonoring are you referring?
00:19The one in the kitchen? In your study? In the stables?
00:24You will marry her, sir! I will do no such thing.
00:29Now, I'm awfully bored of your shouting. If you wish to challenge me to a duel, then please, sir, do.
00:37Then I can shoot you dead.
00:43Wow! You really are wonderfully bad, aren't you?
00:49Beg your pardon?
00:50Well, you gamble, have affairs. You're an absolute snake.
00:55Meanwhile, I'm all noble and serious. Look at me! I'm so dull!
01:03I'd rather be you. Unhand me, would you?
01:07That's impossible!
01:10Now I get to be the bad one.
02:10Oh, my Bridgerton! Is this my actual dream?
02:23It's brilliant, isn't it? And the dances! Oh, I'm learning the dances!
02:27I can't dance. Not like this. I don't know these moves.
02:30Psychic earrings. Choreography beamed into your motor system. Tap twice to choose your moves.
02:35Like instant strictly.
02:40Just don't set them to battle mode.
02:42Why?
02:43Marvellous!
02:45Well, I thought I knew everyone at my ball, but it appears not. What a delight!
02:49Wonderful party, your grace.
02:51Some are saying best of the season, a triumph, a new standard set. I, of course, could not comment.
02:57But I think the real estimation of an evening is in the matches made.
03:02Don't you agree, miss?
03:04Ruby, Lady Ruby Sunday of the Notting Hill Estate.
03:11This is the doctor.
03:12Oh, my dear, you want to unwrap?
03:13Oh, no, no, no, no. He's just a friend.
03:15Oh, good.
03:17Well, a young lady needs suitors, not friends. Come.
03:22She's so posh, I love her.
03:24Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, I'm getting feedback.
03:26On the earrings.
03:30Interesting. Summer interference.
03:33Lady Ruby, a tailor's.
03:36I'll handle this. Just try not to get engaged or accidentally invent tarmac.
03:401902 got away from me.
03:42OK, go, go, go. Enjoy.
04:03Oh, my dear, stand tall, eyes bright.
04:16Lord Barton approaches.
04:18Oh, that's a tall glass of heartbreak.
04:22Your Grace, where have you been hiding this absolute delight with hair like golden strands
04:29spun in the rays of the evening sun?
04:31Oh, you're not tall glass at all. You're half a pot of shandy.
04:35My dear, you should learn to be admired in silence.
04:39Yeah.
04:41Well, if you spoke to me and the girls like that on a Friday night down at the spinning wheel,
04:45then we'd rip you a new one, mate.
04:47Now, get out of my way.
04:49No, Stilton.
04:53Stilton?
04:55It's a very difficult cheese.
05:01Oh, your Grace, who is that?
05:03The Duke's late mother.
05:05Her eyes still follow me about the room.
05:07Constant judgment.
05:09But, my dear, the way you spoke to Lord Barton,
05:11you were rather splendid.
05:13Is it always like that in the North?
05:15Oh, our father's like that at ten a penny.
05:17Oh, he's moved on.
05:19Oh, he's moved on.
05:21Oh, he's moved on.
05:23Oh, he's moved on.
05:25Oh, he's moved on.
05:27Oh, he's moved on.
05:30Oh, he's moved on.
05:32Who's he with now?
05:34Miss Emily Beckett.
05:36She's bookish and vapid, I fear, but good cheese.
05:38Oh, by the Saints, Lady Wallace.
05:40No, no, no.
05:42Wait here, dear.
05:44Excuse me.
05:46Oh, no, not now, Lord Arthur.
05:59a
06:16Brutaine.
06:17Good luck.
06:19Should practice in the mirror.
06:21Bit more frown, maybe.
06:24Yeah, like this.
06:27Yeah, like this, really.
06:29I didn't know the Duchess employs a court jester.
06:34Well, I'm hilarious.
06:36And...
06:38you're kind of funny.
06:40Peculiar.
06:42Standing here.
06:44Good vantage point.
06:45Keeping an eye out on the exits.
06:47I like to expect some trouble.
06:51Are you?
06:53Donny, I'm here for fun.
06:55Then go and pursue your fat side of pleasures and leave me alone.
06:58Okay, rude.
07:01Lord?
07:02Not a lord.
07:03Does not a lord have a name?
07:05Rogue.
07:06Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor.
07:09Just the Doctor?
07:10Just Rogue.
07:21I think you and I should go outside.
07:28That's me for you.
07:31Okay.
07:33Lady Wallis?
07:34I think so.
07:36Lady Wallis?
07:38How brave of you to wear that gown this evening.
07:41After I wore it so beautifully last season.
07:48What on earth are you doing here?
07:53A housekeeper?
07:55Go outside where you can be seen.
07:58You disgrace me.
08:04I made a stupid mistake choosing to be staff.
08:07It's all work.
08:08Cooking, cleaning, mopping up.
08:10While you lot are right here having a right old shindig.
08:16I'll have you sapped, woman.
08:18You'll not sour my evening.
08:20People look to me as an arbiter of taste.
08:23What?
08:24In that dress.
08:25I beg your pardon?
08:26How dare you?
08:28Maybe it will look better on me.
08:37Emily, please.
08:38I beg of you.
08:39But you consume me, sir.
08:41I think about you my every waking hour and I hate myself for it.
08:45And what would you have me do?
08:47I rely on the favor of my aunt.
08:49She would never approve of this match.
08:51I would be destitute.
08:52But you'd have me to love.
08:58I will not marry you.
09:00Not now.
09:01Not ever.
09:03Then go.
09:05You stole my heart.
09:06Now leave me my reputation.
09:10And yet.
09:14You tempt me still.
09:23Oh, shit.
09:26I should not be here.
09:27Good evening.
09:33I'm sorry.
09:34I didn't mean to interrupt.
09:37Are you okay?
09:39I'm ruined.
09:40Oh.
09:41What do you mean, ruined?
09:43A couple caught alone is a scandal.
09:45If the man refuses to marry the lady, she will no longer be acceptable to polite society.
09:51Oh, this is so Bridgerton.
09:54I love these old skies.
09:57Ripe with constellations being found and named.
10:00The Bear.
10:02The Ram.
10:03All chosen by the astronomer Delacai.
10:05Great with stars, bad with names.
10:07Called one star system normal.
10:09Do you never stop chattering?
10:13Okay, rogue.
10:14You're tall.
10:15You're handsome.
10:16You're arrogant.
10:19You look great in that jacket.
10:22So there's one thing I have to ask.
10:26Is that a shoe?
10:33No one walks away from a situation with one less shoe, you'd notice.
10:37I suggest look for the other shoe.
10:39Over there.
10:40A shoe and a leg.
10:42Oh, no.
10:44Oh, man.
10:45Oh.
10:47This is the Duchess.
10:48This is the Duchess's clothes.
10:50I am sorry.
10:53This is no way to die.
11:00And you knew.
11:06You didn't even flinch.
11:08Because it's obvious.
11:10This is a murder far beyond the technology of planet Earth.
11:13It can only be done by someone brilliant.
11:15And monstrous.
11:16And temptable.
11:17You.
11:18You.
11:19No, you.
11:21Excuse me, I mean...
11:23You.
11:28If you ask me, he's an idiot.
11:30Honestly, my mate Beck should tie him to a lamppost in his pants.
11:33The funny things you say.
11:35But his station in life is too tenuous.
11:37He must find a good match, and I have no dowry to speak of.
11:40Oh, pfft.
11:41You know what?
11:42It sounds like he's choosing his cushy lifestyle over love.
11:45Cushy?
11:47Er, comfortable.
11:49Like a cushion.
11:52Cushy.
11:54I like it.
11:55Yeah, okay.
11:56Maybe don't use it a lot.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Okay.
12:01Okay.
12:03Okay?
12:04Yeah.
12:05Your words amuse me.
12:07It's such a pleasure to meet you, Miss...
12:09Oh, Ruby.
12:10And I'm Miss Emily Beckett.
12:12But most people here were delighting the gossip, not offering me comfort.
12:15Well, now, you know what my mum says.
12:16If it's not your life, why are you telling it?
12:18She's annoyingly smart.
12:20Right.
12:21You know how I forget about a man?
12:24I go dancing.
12:27You know, this is not a good look for you in any century.
12:30Keep proving.
12:32So who do you think I am?
12:34I know your shoulder.
12:36The Shapeshifters.
12:38Ha!
12:39I mean, I've heard of them, I've never met one.
12:41Unless I have.
12:42Drop the act, Doc.
12:43There's a choulder at work on this planet, and I've been paid good money to find you.
12:46Okay, firstly, Doc, no thank you, sir, please.
12:50Secondly, you are a bounty hunter.
12:53That is so cool.
12:57Catching monsters, getting into scrapes, meeting handsome strangers.
13:02I'm here for the money, nothing more.
13:04So where are you taking me?
13:06My ship.
13:07Ah!
13:08But you had a spaceship in 1813.
13:10It's cloaked past that shed.
13:12Shed?
13:13That's my ship.
13:15You travel in a shed?
13:16Not the shed.
13:17Why isn't it cloaked?
13:18It's behind a tree.
13:29Now that's a ship.
13:40Wonderful party, Your Grace.
13:53Thank you.
13:55Nice costume.
13:58Time fed.
14:00No, you're the Duchess.
14:04Of course, I should have scented you.
14:07I wanted to be her next.
14:10Too slow, love.
14:12Although I was hoping someone here would be royal.
14:17Nevertheless, I have picked my outfit for the wedding.
14:22Oh, really? Who?
14:24Lady Ruby Sunday.
14:26She just seems so different.
14:37So, this place is a mess.
14:50Rogue, Arnie, you need company.
14:52I live alone.
14:53Maybe I can see.
14:55But was that always the case?
14:59Why do you ask?
15:00This is an old asteroid hopper, piloted by two...
15:04Not anymore. Stand there.
15:07What do those things do?
15:08It's a trap.
15:10Triform on.
15:11Triform activating.
15:15Oh, I see.
15:16My name's Bond.
15:17Molecular Bond.
15:18It works as a transport gate.
15:20It just needs time to charge up.
15:21Transport to where?
15:23The incinerator.
15:24It's a death sentence.
15:26You're a killer.
15:27Oh, well.
15:28How about...
15:30Triform off!
15:33Triform off!
15:34It's deadlocked.
15:35Can't turn it off until it's charged, and once it's charged...
15:41I press send.
15:42Yeah?
15:43Well, my gadget can do more things than your gadget.
15:46You're not scaring me.
15:47The ship would have registered that as a dangerous device.
15:50Instead, it says...
15:54Screwdriver.
15:55Yes.
15:56Which is convenient, because I've been wanting some new shelves over there.
15:59Oh, ha ha. No.
16:01But it does do all sorts of things.
16:05Oh.
16:10Aha!
16:13Did you get your name from Dungeons & Dragons?
16:16Roll for insight.
16:19Oh, I'm sorry.
16:20Was that a wee smile?
16:22But I'm the most serious man in history,
16:24and it says that you're wired for sound.
16:31Now, this is a surprise.
16:33Oh, I love this.
16:35Classy!
17:03Oh!
17:06I'm just standing still, baby.
17:12Give me this.
17:13Give me that device.
17:19Now.
17:23Have your fun, Doctor.
17:24You've got very little time left.
17:28Rogue, I am telling you, you've got the wrong man.
17:30OK? And I can prove it.
17:32This authenticates me as non-children.
17:42It says you're hot.
17:43Does it? I'm sorry. No, it's broken.
17:45Is it you're hot, or I'm hot?
17:46No, it is just that it...
17:47It's hot, Doctor.
17:49It means the temperature.
17:51I don't think it suits you, Fluster.
17:52It's a good look. You should try it more often.
17:54Says the man about to kill me.
17:55Got to do my job.
17:57Which is for the paperwork.
18:00This job has so much paperwork ever since we got that new boss.
18:04Scanning.
18:09Deep scanner confirmed.
18:11Shapeshifter.
18:13Transport gate charging.
18:15Press send in ten vexels.
18:20I'm just so trigger happy.
18:21How long does the vexel last?
18:23Nine.
18:24Oh, that long.
18:25Nice knowing you, Doc.
18:26Rogue, I'm telling you, you've got the wrong man.
18:28Seven.
18:29If you kill me, you leave a child out there on 19th century Earth.
18:31Think of all the innocent people that will die.
18:33Five.
18:34Okay, and if I've only got five vexels...
18:36Four.
18:37...then I beg of you.
18:38Look.
18:39Three.
18:43Scanning.
18:45Two.
18:48One.
18:50Press send.
18:53Press send.
18:56I'm not a child.
18:59I'm something much older and far more powerful.
19:03I'm a lord of time from the lost and fallen planet of Gallifrey.
19:09Now let me go, bounty hunter.
19:13We have work to do.
19:18Wow.
19:21We can't keep hiding.
19:22Oh, we can.
19:23They all want to find your husband downstairs, but you can do whatever you want.
19:26Oh, you are revolutionary.
19:27No, I mean it.
19:28You can do whatever you like without Lord Barton.
19:31Come on.
19:32What do you want to do with your life?
19:33Well, I'll marry someone lesser and smaller.
19:36There may not be love, but perhaps a kindly smile at dinner.
19:40And then a shared grave.
19:43Right, so you mean till death.
19:46What choice do I have?
19:48Oh, so much more.
19:49Emily, let me tell you, this life may seem small,
19:52but there are horizons out there and adventures and mountains to be climbed.
19:58No!
20:07You ready for this?
20:11It's not my first shed.
20:16Oh, my God!
20:17Oh, my God!
20:19Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.
20:26Take a look and you'll see into your imagination.
20:34I'm in love.
20:38With this machine.
20:41Dimensionally transcendental.
20:45And so clean.
20:46Yes, the things that you don't recognize are called surfaces.
20:50Oh, man, you make me sound so boring.
20:57What was that?
20:58Nothing, indigestion.
21:00She gets upset by bounty hunters.
21:03It's the moral void, no offense.
21:06And this, from the ancient and fallen world of Gallifrey?
21:10Where the hell is that?
21:11Well, I might take you one day.
21:17All right.
21:19In a few minutes, it will no longer be a deathtrap.
21:22You are welcome.
21:24Why? What does it do now?
21:25Well, whatever the children has done, I can't let you kill it.
21:29I also can't let it kill others.
21:31So, instead, we will transport it to a random, barren dimension.
21:36No one to hurt, no way back.
21:40Okay.
21:42Okay.
21:46Who did you lose?
21:48What?
21:50You lost someone.
21:55How did you know that?
21:56Because I know.
22:02There was...
22:07Yeah.
22:09We traveled together, we had fun, you know?
22:15And then a day came along, and at the end of that day...
22:22I lost them.
22:27What about you?
22:31I lost everyone.
22:33At the party, I saw you with that woman.
22:36My best friend.
22:39Do you ever wonder...
22:43...why I keep going?
22:44Because we have to.
22:47We have to live each day because they can't.
22:53You don't have to stay a bounty hunter, Rogue.
22:58You could travel with me.
23:01You could travel with me.
23:05The world, I could show you, Rogue.
23:09And what if I like what I do?
23:12Would you travel with me?
23:15That is quite an argument.
23:20I tell you what, when we both get out of this...
23:24...let's argue across the stars.
23:31I'd like that.
23:47The trap is ready.
23:51Now let's get back to this party before anyone else dies!
23:54Yes.
24:00Doctor, there's a devil in the stairs.
24:01It's been trying to kill us all this time.
24:03Oh, you know, shall we be telling humans?
24:05Ruby, 2024, Rogue, outer space bounty hunter, nice lady.
24:08Emily.
24:09Emily, 1813, the Duchess has shape-shifting children.
24:12Okay?
24:13I know the word okay.
24:15Okay, but what does anyone get out of killing these people?
24:18I mean, I know they're posh nobs and all that, but we found the housekeeper dead.
24:22I mean, why would anybody do that?
24:26The dance.
24:27The drama.
24:29The emotion.
24:31Oh, man.
24:32It's cosplay.
24:33All of this.
24:34The children, it's cosplay.
24:36You said that a children comes to a planet and tries on people like outfits all for the fun of it.
24:39Exactly like cosplay.
24:41Wait, so you mean it's literally dressing up and playing at Bridgerton?
24:44Could be.
24:45I mean, those TV signals beam out across the stars.
24:48What are these TV signals?
24:50No time.
24:51We need to get the Duchess outside on her own, and if there's one thing that attracts her, it's scandal.
24:57And outrage.
24:59And plot twists.
25:04So come on, Rogue.
25:06Shall we?
25:08I don't see how us dancing will create a scene.
25:10Then you should have researched this era a little more, because we are scandalous.
25:17So what is this ancient earth tradition of cosplay?
25:19Oh, Rogue.
25:21So when fans dress up as characters that they like, and in our children's case, it's Bridgerton.
25:39Quite the sight.
25:50For my ladies.
25:52This is shocking.
26:19We need to have a big fight so we can storm out Draugr to us.
26:42The children are cosplay, not me.
26:44This is the wrong time to be strong and silent and so attractive.
26:49How dare you, my lord!
26:54Oh, this is new.
26:55You would ask me to give up my title, my fortune, but what future can you promise me?
27:08You can't!
27:10Tell me what your heart wants, or I shall turn my back on you forever.
27:18I say anything.
27:39Sorry.
27:40I can't.
27:41I can't.
27:42We must play them and accept we go that way.
27:51We must play them into scepter you go that way
28:07oh it's him it's not the duchess what is he how can you talk like this who are you
28:28now keep the duchess talking a child is strong and if she starts to change you it won't stop
28:34quick question how many does this trap hold one
28:38because there's only one children yeah
28:52i want to be the doctor who wants to fight for the other one
28:56right i'm normally the one that says that
29:02i would love to be the doctor
29:16that
29:34now find them i want a new look
29:46so
29:56so
30:14where are they any luck the stables are empty back to the house
30:21we must advance with the wedding
30:25that should get them out of hiding
30:30she said ready but four of them we've only got a trap for one what do we do
30:37when we start the action these human beings will panic and scream as it'll ruin the
30:40authenticity of the evening oh i like the panic and the screaming bit this is what we came for
30:47gossip romance the scandal we still have the big finale wedding to come and then
30:54london we can play our games on a magnificent scale parliament first then royalty i can be king
31:02and we can start wars with the french and the spanish and the portuguese and everyone who
31:07doesn't look british and bloodshed and cannons gunpowder we're gonna cosplay this planet to death
31:16thank you a little bit of ziz ziz technical term i can make this transport get carried
31:26forward there might be others right uh six six maximum the problem is too much weight
31:35this can now only work once you've got one try at this world just one you've got to get it right
31:40first time oh emily emily i'm sorry i know it's hard but trust me there are scary things in the
31:52universe but the good things always outnumber them how can you say these things you with your
31:57tv and your okay uh okay look the truth is you've seen enough i'm not from your world
32:08i come from the future
32:15you are truly remarkable and i thought i was interesting a bookish little wallflower
32:24risking it all for a secret love but you you are wild brave and rude
32:34living a life of adventure from times yet to come a ruby sunday
32:42i want to be you
33:03black
33:14i'll come now loves a party isn't a party without a costume change and don't i look fabulous
33:26i've never heard of her not seen her they've locked the doors this is the end game shoulder
33:34leave no witnesses they'll slaughter everyone now it is time for the season finale and what could be
33:43better
33:57how does it feel to be lady ruby delicious i'm sorry they caught her she looks good on you
34:14you
34:19doctor
34:23doctor look you know i can't stop her and i wouldn't want to do that
34:31and if anyone deserves to see it all feel it all it's ruby
34:36but i'm still a mom i need to know she'll be okay
34:44you keep her safe i will keep her safe
34:51i promise
35:00now every wedding needs
35:02a vicar
35:07you step forward sir
35:14madam your grace your birdiness i cannot sanction wedlock for creatures from hell
35:32ah
35:42how long did we live for shoulder they have a lifespan of 600 years
35:48sir good good it's a long time to suffer
36:05dearly beloved we are gathered here today in the sight of the unholy oh whatever etc
36:13praise be holly bumps to witness the marriage of lord barton to miss ruby i object
36:22sorry have we reached that bit yet it's very hard to hear out here i object to this
36:30wedding and to all that you are children taste is in human scent
36:36hmm breathe it in deep baby because i am exuding and i am one of a kind he is quite unique
36:45he's something unknown i want to be him i want it i want it and i want you standing exactly there
36:54for this one third of a transport gate one third of a trap one third of a brain doctor of course
37:03i need the other two pieces i want it where they are
37:09for the desecration of ruby sunday you deserve only this try for more
37:19dare you sir
37:24i will pay for this but when because five passengers in a transport gate gives about
37:30about 80 vexels doctor how long's vexel don't pretend no i'm not it's me doctor nice try
37:41my mom's called carla and my grand's called cherry and
37:43it snows when i was born and we met space babies and i'm really really sorry
37:52how i cosplayed
37:54oh
38:20that's what she did to me
38:24how could you mistake her for me she has the scent of a childer
38:29idiot it's a false scent from that cheap psychic jewelry
38:35try from off try from off try from off transport gate charged press send you won't press send
38:44you're too soft and feeble to dispatch your little blonde friend
38:48emily you have my full permission become the doctor
39:02doctor press send we've only got one chance i can't he's too much of a coward press the button
39:08it will save ruby no no no no if you don't send the childer will escape and ruby dies anyway
39:17transport gate charged it's fine press send they'll kill us then this house
39:26then london then the world you know that you absolutely know it
39:35so can you do it
39:35can you lose your friend to save the world
39:52i know
39:53i know
40:23james
40:29find me
40:53okay
41:23so
41:33just sending the ship into orbit around the moon so it can wait as long as it takes
41:43can't we use the TARDIS and go find him
41:49there are as many dimensions as there are atoms in the universe
41:54i don't even know his real name
42:01i'm sorry
42:04anyway it is what it is so onwards fine next off we go where shall we go anywhere doctor you don't
42:15have to be like this i have to be like this because this is what i'm like onwards upwards
42:20new horizons moving on
42:42it's good to have you back ruby
42:45and you doctor
43:15so
43:46so
43:51everywhere i laugh a woman appears in every dream i'm there she doesn't know why
43:58but she remembered them doctor there's something wrong whatever it is here it comes
44:15so
44:45you