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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02And today we are watching some relatable TikToks.
00:05When you're eating some candy and you forget what color you just placed in your mouth.
00:12Hold up, that did not taste like green apple, let me just...
00:14Okay, the acceptable flavor.
00:16Gotta make sure I didn't get an orange.
00:21Maybe unpopular opinion, but orange flavored candies and snacks are my least favorite.
00:26Fight me.
00:27When you're eating soft food and you bite something crunchy.
00:32Oh hell no, this is the worst.
00:35It's like, what could it possibly be?
00:38A toenail? It's definitely a toenail.
00:40That is the first place my brain is gonna go.
00:42I am chewing on somebody's toenail.
00:44But like, you can't even pull it out because once you've crunched it, it's already been crunched.
00:47It's gone.
00:48Dissolved into the sea of soft food.
00:50So I have Invisalign, and when you get Invisalign,
00:53they basically put these resin dots on your teeth to like, move them.
00:57And sometimes when you're eating, they fall off.
01:00And when you bite into it, it's like the most earth-shattering crunch.
01:03It feels like you have bitten a part of your teeth off.
01:06Very unpleasant, would not recommend.
01:08But it's happened to me several times.
01:10I've been eating food, minding my own business, I take a bite out of something,
01:13and then I hear extra crunch.
01:14And sometimes as I'm minding my own business, I'd be like,
01:16it's okay, just chew and swallow.
01:18And then I feel around and I'm like, I definitely ate one of my knobs.
01:21POV, you hit your funny bone on the corner of the table.
01:24Now, oh!
01:27The worst feeling ever.
01:31I can feel the pain from this video.
01:34I don't know if everybody is like this,
01:36but I feel like my funny bone is very sensitive.
01:39Like, I can just like, barely touch it through the skin.
01:43I can feel the static in my arm.
01:46Why do we have a funny bone again?
01:48iPad kids doing anything except sitting properly.
01:51This has got to be the realest TikTok.
01:53It's so accurate.
01:54I'm surprised it's not a child in this video.
02:00The handstand.
02:03While watching Cocomelon, like, y'all just can't sit still.
02:06It's my house, I'm gonna make myself comfy.
02:08Low-key, under the desk.
02:09This spot be hittin'.
02:13Every one of these poses.
02:14At this point, it's not even watching.
02:16It's just consistently consuming brain rot.
02:18It'll be like the wildest animation video too.
02:21Superhero babies enjoy watching a movie.
02:24Spiderman, Hulk, and Frozen.
02:25Elsa, Play-Doh, cartoons for kids.
02:27I don't know, can't y'all watch like, the Discovery Channel or something?
02:30If my kids had an iPad, it would be just for learning.
02:35POV, your friend is staying for the weekend.
02:38Wow, flowers at-
02:39Oh!
02:41Sorry, we don't have an extra bed, but you could sleep in the dog cage.
02:44Then where's the dog sleeping?
02:45Well, at least he got a blanket though, right?
02:47This is like, so unrealistic.
02:49Like, your friend is staying for the weekend, let's go get flowers.
02:52Don't let the flowers distract you from the fact that you're gonna be sleeping on the ground.
02:56I'm not gonna lie, it looks kind of comfy.
02:58POV, you've been in bed with your eyes closed since 10 p.m.
03:01It is currently 3.30 a.m.
03:05How long is this going to take?
03:07This is literally the worst feeling.
03:09It's always the night that I have to be up early at like, 5 a.m.
03:13Because I'm going on a trip or something exciting is happening.
03:16Me, I have to sleep early tonight.
03:18I have to get a good night's sleep.
03:20It's going to be a long day tomorrow.
03:22No, we're not gonna do that.
03:24My older sibling, when I pull out this move while being chased.
03:27Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky.
03:30Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky.
03:31Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky.
03:33No, there's no getting you, Ricky.
03:34See, I was the oldest, so I would be the chaser.
03:36And then when they pull this out, there's like nothing I could do.
03:39Might as well punch the air at this point.
03:41I mean, they got you.
03:42The adult equivalent of this.
03:43Somebody breaks into my house.
03:45I'll be in the corner pulling this.
03:48What are you gonna do?
03:49Get kicked?
03:50Yeah, exactly.
03:51When you just made some food, but now I have to wait until you find something to watch.
03:55Bear with me, bear with me.
03:59Bear with me.
04:00I don't know what has happened, but I literally cannot eat by myself without some kind of entertainment.
04:06I need to have something to watch.
04:08The food simply will not digest unless I am watching something.
04:11I swear, I'd be scrolling through Netflix.
04:13I'd be scrolling through Hulu.
04:14I never want to watch anything.
04:16Then I set up the good old TikTok.
04:18The only thing I sucked about watching TikToks and eating is that you got to use one hand to like scroll through them.
04:22Not very pleasant.
04:24Every Mexican dad has an old wallet they refuse to get rid of.
04:27Every man in general has this wallet.
04:30One wallet they've had for years until somebody gets them a new one for Christmas.
04:34And even then, they won't use it.
04:35Nothing like the stretch and the stench of an old wallet and years of receipts and business cards that inhabit it.
04:42POV, it's five in the morning and you get woken up by your dad brushing his teeth.
04:48Ew.
04:56Yeah, I do not miss living with my parents and going on family vacations where all six of us would stay in a hotel room.
05:04And we'd all be woken up to this.
05:08The door slamming shut too.
05:10The goal is to make as much noise as possible.
05:13Let everyone know who runs the household.
05:19And then after all the hacking and coughing, turn on the news.
05:22Max volume.
05:24And start yelling at everybody to get up and have breakfast.
05:27Did we all have the same dad?
05:29Me at 3am trying to find the bigger side of the blanket.
05:35No, the worst is when you wake up in the middle of the night and then you realize the foot side.
05:40The side of the comforter with all the buttons.
05:43And the filthy exposed comforter peeking through the buttons is on your face side.
05:49Unacceptable.
05:50Flip this whole thing around.
05:51And if you can't, burn it down.
05:54Can you guys help me unload the groceries?
05:59You just gotta take whatever's at the door.
06:01Mother, I don't care what it is.
06:03I'm going to wear it.
06:04Anything but going out barefoot.
06:10See, we really all did have the same childhood.
06:13Me as a kid when I put my finger in a McDonald's cup lid.
06:16What is this?
06:22So it was all of us.
06:23All of us were curious to know what losing a finger would be like.
06:26Hmm, the straw goes in.
06:27What happens when my finger does it?
06:29When you think about it, it's like Loki a trap.
06:31You put it in.
06:32It's fine.
06:33You try to take it out.
06:34The claws snatch and pull you back into the sprite.
06:36You know, I wonder if they built death traps based on the McDonald's lid.
06:40Hmm.
06:41When you're trying to get something in your room and you refuse to get up from your bed.
06:45Yeah, no.
06:46It's right there.
06:47I can grab it.
06:48It's not worth it anymore.
06:49I am at an age where if I reach a little too hard to get anything,
06:52I will pull a muscle in my shoulder and it will hurt for weeks.
06:56So is it worth the weeks of pain?
06:58No.
06:59I learned this the hard way several times.
07:01And sometimes it takes me several times to learn one lesson.
07:05So I'm telling you now, just get up.
07:07It's not worth the pain of a pulled muscle.
07:09Me looking at my sibling after our mom just said something that would get her canceled in 2.5 seconds.
07:16Is that all of our parents?
07:17I mean back then they could say whatever they wanted.
07:20They weren't worried about getting canceled.
07:21They weren't worried about being posted on the internet.
07:24Canceling people is so stupid.
07:26Like if somebody in your family got canceled for saying something,
07:29would you hate them?
07:30Are you gonna stop talking to them?
07:31No.
07:32I mean kind of depends what they did.
07:34I mean most things.
07:35It's like who cares?
07:36Move on.
07:37My parents have said some pretty wild things.
07:39I'm just like, wow.
07:40You can't say that anymore.
07:43When you put deodorant on before putting on a shirt.
07:46This can't be.
07:49Somehow the deodorant you put on your pits goes everywhere.
07:52This is really odd.
07:54But I have a clear deodorant,
07:56and whenever I put on an all black fit,
07:58I still get these marks.
07:59Somehow I don't even think it's the deodorant anymore.
08:02Maybe we gotta go swiping his grimy little paws or his dogs all over you while you putting the shirt on.
08:08I'm convinced you cannot even exist in black clothes without these mystery marks getting all over you.
08:13How it feels to ask your friends to send you the pictures and videos we took earlier.
08:18Please.
08:19Can you spare some change?
08:21Please.
08:22The pictures that we took before, can you send them to me?
08:25For only a dollar a day, you can sponsor a poor child.
08:29I don't know why it feels like that.
08:32Literally this emoji.
08:35Why is this so funny?
08:36That's what it feels like.
08:37How it feels asking somebody to pay you back.
08:43No, really, because why is it so embarrassing?
08:45I'm the one who lent you money.
08:47I gave you money.
08:49Why do I feel like a beggar asking for you to pay me back?
08:52It's so embarrassing.
08:54Unless it's like close friends and family.
08:56I will literally never lend people money anymore because I know I'm not gonna get it back.
08:59Years ago, a friend owed me money and I would literally ask him every few weeks.
09:04And then it got to like every few months.
09:06And I was like, bro, this is like so embarrassing.
09:09I can't do this anymore.
09:10He never paid me back.
09:12Now we just don't talk anymore.
09:13Why say borrow if you're not gonna give it back?
09:15Just be straight up.
09:16Don't just keep saying like, oh yeah, I'm gonna pay you back.
09:18And then not do it.
09:19That's the most annoying part.
09:20That feeling when your parent accepts the one you pick.
09:24Oh yes, good tomato.
09:25Oh man, it feels so good.
09:27When my tomato skills are put to good use.
09:29Like wow, it's good enough.
09:31How to validate a child.
09:34It's not daddy's money.
09:37Then whose money is it?
09:39It's my big sister.
09:40Okay, I can relate to that.
09:41My daddy got no money.
09:43I'm the one who's gonna spoil my siblings.
09:45I made it.
09:46We all made it.
09:47POV, you have chicken anxiety.
09:49And the big pieces are extra sus.
09:55I thought I was weird for doing this.
09:57And then I met other people who also did this.
09:59I feel seen.
10:01This is why I literally burn my chicken.
10:02I want it extra crispy, extra well done.
10:04I will not eat anything that looks like this.
10:07This is still raw.
10:08I want it well done.
10:10Extra crispy.
10:11Black burnt marks on the chicken.
10:13That's how I know it's done.
10:14I bite into a yucky part.
10:15It's done.
10:16I spit it out.
10:17I don't want to eat it anymore.
10:18This is the reason why I get double chicken at Chipotle.
10:20Because half the pieces are extra sussy.
10:23There's so many yucky parts in that chicken.
10:25This is exactly why I have trust issues.
10:27When I hear somebody approaching the bathroom,
10:29so I make noise movements instead of saying something.
10:35It's just awkward saying somebody's in here.
10:40Ew, stop.
10:41It gets the same point across if you're just like.
10:45Bah!
10:46Ya feel me?
10:47So here in front of you is somebody who has a million things to do,
10:50yet they're choosing to ignore it and watch TikTok videos.
10:55Stop, stop.
10:57Let me just please.
11:00Clip this and send this to your friend,
11:02who you've been ignoring for the past 68 hours.
11:04But anyways, that's all for today.
11:06I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
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11:18Bye guys.