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00:00Hello friends, it's me and today we are watching videos that feel illegal to watch
00:13I can handle a lot of things on the internet, but when it comes to
00:17Slurping up raw egg. This is like one of the hardest things for me to watch
00:22The sound of the slurp. Oh, yeah, just into the omelette and stir it up
00:26This is why you can't be rude to fast-food workers
00:29I feel like then they'll be in the back slurping up the eggs into the omelette
00:32Somebody at the airport was trying to transport a crate of live crab and somehow they threw it a little too hard
00:40It opened up all the crabs have escaped and now they are looking for money money money money
00:46Does anyone want to clean after their crabs? Hello, you know everybody be standing right next to the hole of the conveyor belt
00:52Until your crabs break loose now, where you at? Come collect your crabs
00:57This is the only way to stop myself from smoking cigs in public
01:02What you hiding under there?
01:09Straight to jail that'll stop you from doing a lot of things
01:12Straight to jail that'll stop you from doing a lot of things bro gagged himself now
01:17You can't smoke now. You can't eat now. You can't bark like the dog that you are
01:21But oh, no, it can still make tick tocks Philly cheese salt steak
01:26I'm sorry. What are you trying to kill an entire family of six because that much salt that'll do it
01:33What'd you make in the mug a Red Bull cake Red Bull bread Red Bull and flour put on the microwave and like make Red Bull bread
01:40Perfect perfect for your raw microwave steak long gone are the days where you poison your husband now, they're doing this, honey
01:47I made you a Philly cheese salt steak. Please. Enjoy 30 minutes broken a drop dead
01:52Y'all really don't know how nasty of a mother fricker I am. I'm scared to watch the rest of this video
01:58Yeah, your sink is nasty. So dump the food in the drain and turn on the disposal
02:03fine
02:05No
02:07These people need to be punished
02:09These people need to be put on a list straight to jail bro
02:12Didn't even hesitate there are people that cook in their sink because they don't want to wash a dish and then this dude eats straight
02:18Out the sink. Why'd you even dump it in the sink in the first place?
02:20You know, it's like a little sink burrito bowl. We just started this video. I'm already sick. Oh, I love a good cooking video
02:26What we cooking up some oil put some Oreos in there cheese and egg. I don't know about this one
02:31That's the worst thing I've seen, you know, I ran out of sausage for the omelet pop some Oreos in there
02:36Ain't nobody gonna notice they took Squidward. I know
02:41Photoshopped him into what a bun
02:44That a burger bun
02:46Some lips or making him out of burger material. Oh wait. No, it doesn't look like a burger. Is it a ball sack?
02:54No, oh
02:57Okay tentacles
03:00You know since Squidward is a squid they're gonna make him what he actually supposed to look like
03:06biblically accurate Squidward
03:10He's not supposed to be blue
03:13Squids aren't blue and then add a t-shirt on it
03:17Yeah, make it very hyper realistic, you know a spongebob live-action movie. I want him to look exactly like this
03:25Okay, this is
03:27Terrifying. I don't like it. There's too much detail
03:30He's too textured, but that's what he's supposed to look like for a fraction of the time
03:34I feel like you could have just asked AI to do this
03:36I asked AI to make realistic Squidward that most definitely ain't Squidward, but you have to be more descriptive
03:43I said realistic squid man wearing a gray t-shirt and a sailor hat
03:50Okay, now we're getting somewhere blue squid man, I said blue
03:55People sometimes I hate AI the Photoshop AI ain't it?
03:59Somebody tell me why they made the submarine into a game people on roblox got no chill your average six-year-old
04:06I heard about these people who died on a submarine. Let's make a roblox game out of it
04:10Y'all be making a roblox game out of anything. This dude was doing an ad for a peel-and-stick that goes over a wall
04:19I can't tell if it's real or not. The rat is stuck on the chocolate walls. Throw him in a corner and seal it up
04:25Okay, Willy Wonka this Temu sell home decor now
04:28You know
04:28I can buy a dress for two dollars or make the outside of my house look like an exotic candy bar for three
04:34I hate it when masks are mandatory. What's the point of even wearing a mask at this point? What's it covering drop this food?
04:43Yeah, the mask was simply a distraction from picking up his food with his grimy bear dogs
04:50That's got to be at least three strains of E.coli. No, it doesn't kill you make you stronger, right?
04:54And when he first took a bite, it was pretty good. And then after eating them out of his clenched dusty crusty dogs
04:59Yeah, suddenly not so good anymore be mad. This is me. Somebody got a cucumber in their drink
05:04I will literally dig my paws into their drink and grab that cucumber the glizzy in the urinal. Are you gonna turn it on? No
05:13You know, this dog is a little dry sauce it up a bit and then
05:16I
05:20What people want to put in their own bodies is their business
05:23There are other ways to get a viral tick-tock is just one of the fastest and most disgusting
05:29Who wants kebab skewers?
05:32I'm cooking. I don't need other people's houses. Not the worst thing I've seen on the internet. It's up there
05:38Yeah, my day was going fine before I watch this video. I have so many questions like who's eating this
05:43How do you put shoes on? Oh, I can throw them on the grill after they've been skewered like
05:47Microwave egg pizza. That's a whole lot of egg
05:50I didn't know you can microwave egg put some cheese on it some mustard and pineapple
05:55Kind of reminds me of those food challenges eating only yellow food today. Yeah, let's get all the yellow food in my refrigerator
06:00Haha eggs more eggs cheese a dollop of mustard
06:06Oops some pineapple and bone apple tea a healthy easy meal goes in like that
06:12And it also comes out like that. Whoa
06:15That's a whole squirrel my guy. I know seagulls will eat anything like they don't care but like a whole squirrel
06:22I don't think this is gonna work
06:25Look at him. I can't even do it. He's still trying to fit the whole thing. Like we're already too invested
06:30There's no going back. There's only one way in so I'm telling you a squirrel still alive
06:35Never thought I'd live the day to see somebody deep throw a squirrel people on tik-tok will do anything but their dishes
06:43I
06:49Can't believe this actually worked Wow
06:52Sparkling clean don't do your toilet wasn't only for peeing also for sparkling clean dishes Wow
06:59Look at that now eat your next meal off of it
07:02Five minute hack for the guests that you don't like take some spaghettios put them in an ice mold freeze for 30 minutes
07:09Pop them into your drink for spaghetti. Oh infused water. You make ice cubes with lemon peel hot girls
07:15I squeeze the spaghetti. Oh big back
07:21And you can't just cut the pizza like that with scissors she just desecrated the pizza
07:28What there's more okay some fries and some bologna oh
07:34Oh
07:37She's Italian some boiled hot dogs and some french fries on top of a Neapolitan pizza
07:43This is what the Italians think Americans eat. I mean, they're not wrong. Hey, man. I'm really thirsty
07:49Spare a drink. He's gonna put that in his car, right?
07:54You know if Red Bull gives you wings what does premium gas get you probably superhuman speed then liver disease
08:00You know when 7-eleven had a slurpee bring your own cup day she brought a Godzilla sized wine glass
08:07It's got to fit in the hole. Oh, it does
08:09Okay
08:09Drinking this with your friends that should be so let have a few sips and then bring it home
08:13Y'all took the entire cherry and put it in one glass as long as you're sharing it with other people not a bad idea at
08:19all watch people
08:21Cuz you can fake for a long time, but one day what is that?
08:26You know what? I mean? And that's what these you know, a lot of people are doing these days
08:29That's syrup on top of it. I thought it was a tub of Sarah V. No, I'm not racist. The Sarah V is white
08:35So what is that? She like hold on like she onto something. I still don't know what it is
08:39I don't like the way the jealousy jiggle. Does anyone have any idea what this is? But anyways, that's all for today
08:45I hope you guys enjoyed this video
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08:55And love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Bye guys