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00:00Oh, yeah, it's time to meet our special guest.
00:02Your shoes are too big, okay?
00:04You know what? It's okay. Don't be sad.
00:06Just make your nails longer so that it can reach your body.
00:08You go first.
00:10Pretend that you're a leprechaun.
00:12Make your nails longer.
00:14Ouch! Is that an ad?
00:16Searching number one. Reveal.
00:18Sorry. Sorry.
00:20Reach the leprechaun.
00:22Oh, wow!
00:24What's up, madlam people?
00:26Oh, Boy Dila is chubby.
00:28That's not him.
00:30No.
00:34I'm Kobe.
00:36I'm 19 years old. I'm a criminology student
00:38of Pretail, Tondo, Manila.
00:40Kobe's father. What's his name?
00:42Wankanobi.
00:44Kobe Wankanobi.
00:46Where are you from? Pretail.
00:48From Pretail, Tondo.
00:50You're close to Mark. Yes, sir.
00:52You know him. Yes, sir.
00:54You know each other. Yes, sir.
00:56You know each other.
00:58He's tall.
01:02You play basketball. Yes, sir.
01:04What's your position?
01:06I'm a lawyer.
01:08He's just a lawyer in court.
01:10Are you also a lawyer?
01:12I'm a bench player.
01:16How old are you?
01:18I'm 19 years old.
01:20Do you have a girlfriend? Yes, sir.
01:22How many? Two.
01:24How old are you? Just a little.
01:26Just a little.
01:28That's painful.
01:30How long have you been together?
01:32One year.
01:34How do you feel?
01:36Wear Duterte's polo shirt.
01:38Just kidding.
01:42Digo has a polo shirt like that.
01:44He likes to joke.
01:46He left us because he took a bath.
01:48Anyway,
01:50are you crazy?
01:52Yes, sir.
01:56Describe yourself.
01:58Are you handsome?
02:00Yes, sir.
02:02How tall are you?
02:0411.
02:06So handsome.
02:08You know him.
02:10He's 11 years old.
02:12Are you handsome?
02:14Yes, sir.
02:16Who's handsome among the senators?
02:18Nancy Binay.
02:20Just kidding.
02:22What's your pick-up line for Naya?
02:24Why are you like that?
02:26You look scary to Naya.
02:28She's like this to you.
02:30She's like this.
02:32She's singing to you.
02:34Her eyes are getting bigger.
02:36She said you're beautiful.
02:38Manika.
02:40Yes.
02:42Naya looks like she has curls.
02:44Naya looks like she has curls.
02:48I know your talent.
02:50You're good at smoking.
02:52She has a talent for smoking.
02:54When you're fighting, you smoke.
02:56Do you want to fight?
02:58What?
03:00Why would I fight during a pandemic?
03:02We're going to fight here.
03:04You're so cute.
03:06You might be able to help me.
03:08You have deodorant.
03:10That's new.
03:12That's new.
03:16You might get allergic to it.
03:18Wow.
03:20Spell.
03:22Hello.
03:24Why do you always worry about me?
03:26Of course.
03:28Are you friends with Boy Dila?
03:30Of course.
03:32Why?
03:34Why do you look like that?
03:36I learned that at school.
03:38Okay.
03:40Why, Kobe?
03:42Naya, don't think about those who are younger than you.
03:46Why?
03:48Just think that I love you.
03:50That's ugly.
03:54The delivery is ugly.
03:58Why did you say that?
04:00It's old.
04:02The delivery is ugly.
04:06It's because you're pretty.
04:08It's because you're pretty.
04:12Do you have an extra?
04:16Do you have an extra pick-up line?
04:18Yes, I do.
04:22I believe in this.
04:24Naya.
04:26Yes.
04:28Are you salty?
04:30Why?
04:32Because I love you a lot.
04:34I love you a lot.
04:36It's like that.
04:38I love you a lot.
04:42That's what's beautiful.
04:44That's what's pretty.
04:46Because I love you a lot.
04:48Because I love you a lot.
04:50Yes.
04:52I heard that.
04:54Why do you have eyelashes?
04:58Why?
05:00Why does he have eyelashes?
05:02You can see it on TV.
05:04He doesn't have false eyelashes.
05:06It's a big thing.
05:08But look at his eyes.
05:10They're upside down.
05:12We have another one.
05:14Searching number 2.
05:16Don't let him know.
05:18Reveal.
05:22Are we going to wait for you?
05:24You're so arty.
05:28What's up, madam people?
05:30I'm Jeffs, 20 years old.
05:32I'm a working student at Malolos, Bulacan.
05:34Jeffs?
05:36Does Jeffs smell?
05:38Does Jeffs smell?
05:40That's his nickname.
05:42Where did Jeffs come from?
05:44What will you do if you see Jeffs in the bathroom?
05:46That's his nickname.
05:48What's his name?
05:50Najje.
05:52Najje Jeffs?
05:54Jeffs?
05:56No.
05:58Half Chinese, half Filipino.
06:00His name is Jeffs.
06:02What's his nickname?
06:04Philippine Sea.
06:10That's too far.
06:12Why?
06:14That's too far.
06:16Let's do a story.
06:18What's your problem?
06:20That's his nickname.
06:22His nickname is Mr.
06:24Mr. Jeffs?
06:26That's too far.
06:36Jeffs, where are you from?
06:38I'm from Malolos City.
06:40Bulacan?
06:42Bulacan is a beautiful city.
06:44There are people from Bulacan here.
06:46Where are the people from Bulacan?
06:48There they are.
06:50The young men of Bulacan
06:52are tall.
06:54There they are.
06:56They are wearing hoodies and flip flops.
06:58Yes, they are kind.
07:00And they are good at courting.
07:02Did you see their faces?
07:04Look at their faces.
07:06They look kind.
07:08They look like they were given a chance by the government.
07:12Right?
07:14They look like young people.
07:16And they look like they are wearing hoodies.
07:18Yes, I think they are his friends.
07:20Are they your friends?
07:22Do you know Tabang Exit in Malolos?
07:24Yes, I do.
07:26Tabang Exit is the place where
07:28Aion's wheel broke last week.
07:30Really?
07:32It's a good thing he has a guardian angel.
07:34Be careful, Aion.
07:36No, he didn't ride it.
07:38He just pushed the wheel.
07:42Hey, I'm going to fall.
07:46What are you afraid of in life?
07:48Other than being nervous right now.
07:50What I'm afraid of right now
07:52is selling cellphones
07:54and motorcycles.
07:56You know that there are owners.
07:58Do you have a charger?
08:00He stole it.
08:02He doesn't have a charger but he has nails.
08:04He has fake nails.
08:08Okay, that's your racket.
08:10You are a dealer of brand new cellphones.
08:12Secondhand.
08:14Where do you put it?
08:16I just put it in the marketplace.
08:18Groups.
08:20I just post it.
08:22Where do you put those cellphones?
08:24I just put it in the marketplace.
08:26You just post it.
08:28You just post it and send a message.
08:30Someone sold it to me before.
08:32Cellphone?
08:34Someone sold it to me.
08:36Because he needed it.
08:38I helped him and he sold it to me.
08:40But he kept coming back to our house.
08:42Why?
08:44Someone texted me.
08:46Someone texted you?
08:48Yes.
08:50Someone texted me.
08:52I replied to him.
08:54I made a...
08:56What do you call it?
08:58Telephone operator?
09:00No, it's like a secretary online.
09:02What do you call it?
09:04Virtual assistant.
09:06That's how it is.
09:08It's popular now.
09:10It makes a lot of money.
09:12Really?
09:14You're always talking nonsense.
09:16You're full of nonsense.
09:18Go on.
09:20Don't be like that.
09:22Jeff's going to pick up a flight.
09:24Don't be like that.
09:26Go on.
09:28Jeff, what did you pick up?
09:30Naya, did you eat?
09:32Why?
09:34It's burnt.
09:36I forgot.
09:38One more time.
09:40With feelings.
09:42Did you eat?
09:44Why?
09:46Because if I let you go,
09:48Mama will get mad.
09:50You can't get burnt.
09:54Mama will get mad.
09:56Did you eat?
09:58Why?
10:00It's burnt.
10:02Wow.
10:04Wow.
10:06Wow.
10:08Wow.
10:10I'll take care of it.
10:12Searching number 3, reveal.
10:14I can't sing.
10:16The street voice is too much.
10:18I'm just warming up.
10:20Go inside.
10:24Go.
10:26What's up, madlam people?
10:28I am Angel S19,
10:30the vlogger scholar of Nueva Ecija.
10:32Vlogger scholar.
10:34His polo is too much.
10:36His briefs are too thin.
10:38Who?
10:40Why?
10:42My checker is too small.
10:44Your checker looks like a graphing paper.
10:46A graphing paper in statistics.
10:48Angel S, right?
10:50Where are you from?
10:52Nueva Ecija.
10:54Vlogger scholar.
10:56Yes.
10:58What do you vlog?
11:00Mostly for school vlogs.
11:02What's your school?
11:04PUP.
11:06PUP.
11:08Polytechnic University of the Philippines.
11:10Perfect.
11:12He's a scholar.
11:14What's your course?
11:16Business Administration,
11:18major in Human Resource Management.
11:20Business Management,
11:22major in Human Resource Management.
11:28Do you have a girlfriend?
11:30Yes.
11:32How many?
11:34Only one?
11:36Is the other one a pusher?
11:42Official.
11:44Pick up line for Naya, please.
11:46Naya, are you a sun?
11:48Why?
11:50You haven't chosen me yet,
11:52but my world revolves around you.
11:56Joe, are you a sun?
11:58Why?
12:00You're killing me.
12:02Size?
12:04Are you a sun?
12:06Why?
12:08You're a moon.
12:12Are you a sun?
12:14Why?
12:16You're a fruit of the sun.
12:18Okay.
12:20All three of you,
12:22who seem to apply
12:24to be a part of Naya's life,
12:26who do you think
12:28Naya will like
12:30the answer?
12:32Sir, I choose number 2.
12:34Why 2?
12:36Why 2?
12:38Because he's a good-for-nothing.
12:42He's a good-for-nothing.
12:44He sells cellphones.
12:46He's jealous of the wealth of the rich.
12:48He's a good-for-nothing.
12:50Okay.
12:52Let's get to know them.
12:54They have questions.
12:56What's question number 1?
12:58In a week,
13:00how many days
13:02should the couple be together
13:04to get married?
13:06Why, Ma?
13:08Why are you going backwards?
13:14Sorry,
13:16I paused it.
13:18I'm surprised.
13:20Take it slow, Naya.
13:22In a week?
13:24They're busy, Ma.
13:26I didn't say anything.
13:28It was too fast.
13:32Put your heart into it.
13:34With feelings.
13:36Okay.
13:38In a week,
13:40how many days
13:42should the couple be together
13:44to get married?
13:46Oh.
13:48Arnold is listening.
13:52Is there such a thing?
13:54In a week,
13:56how many hours?
13:58How many days?
14:00For me,
14:02four days is enough.
14:04Why?
14:06Because I need to give
14:08time to my family and myself.
14:10Especially in my studies.
14:12Oh.
14:18Maximum of four days
14:20or minimum of four days?
14:22Maximum.
14:24Do you play ML?
14:26Sometimes.
14:28Do you watch dramas?
14:30No.
14:32Do you know the story of Doding Daga?
14:34Why Doding Daga?
14:36Random thoughts.
14:38There's always a reason.
14:40There's a story of Doding Daga.
14:42I hit something.
14:44It's brown.
14:48Brown?
14:50Did you hit something brown?
14:52Yes, I hit it.
14:54I got angry.
14:56What did you say?
14:58I got angry.
15:00What did you say?
15:02What did you say?
15:04Thank you, Kobe.
15:06That's a good answer.
15:08Jeffs.
15:10For me, seven hours.
15:12Just seven hours?
15:14Sorry.
15:16Seven days.
15:18I know him.
15:20What if you know him
15:22and you've been together for five years?
15:24Is it still everyday?
15:26If...
15:28As much as I can.
15:30So I won't waste
15:32the time.
15:34Maybe we'll break up.
15:36Everyday.
15:38We can't say when we'll break up.
15:40Oh.
15:42He'll do everything.
15:44Because tomorrow is never promised.
15:46Yeah.
15:52For me, it's two to three days.
15:54Since at our age
15:56of 19 and above,
15:58we're young adults.
16:00It's not just the relationship or love
16:02that we need to focus on.
16:04We also need to build a career
16:06for our future.
16:10Who will get the green flag, Naya?
16:12What answer did you like?
16:14For me, it's number three.
16:16Why?
16:18It's for those
16:20who don't see it often.
16:22It's for the future.
16:24I didn't know you were listening.
16:26Why did you choose it?
16:28It's for the future.
16:30Yes.
16:32Number three.
16:34Purpose-driven.
16:36What if
16:38he'll go far?
16:40Career.
16:42What if he'll go abroad?
16:44I don't know.
16:46You'll be left behind again.
16:48It's up to him.
16:50It's up to him.
16:52What about you, Arnold?
16:54What answer did Naya choose?
16:56It's her choice.
16:58You'll help her, right?
17:00It's her choice.
17:02It's a good answer.
17:04Number three.
17:06Did you join boxing?
17:08Why?
17:10You know, boxers
17:12are like Mexicans.
17:16They're training.
17:22Naya, your second question.
17:26What's the most painful
17:28reason
17:30why your partner
17:32is cold towards you?
17:34Is it because you're busy
17:36or because he's tired?
17:38I'm getting goosebumps.
17:40What's more painful?
17:42Is it because you're busy
17:44or because he's tired?
17:48Let's start with Angeles.
17:50For me, it's more painful
17:52because he's tired.
17:54That's where
17:56commitment comes in.
17:58In every relationship,
18:00there will come a time when
18:02you'll tire each other out.
18:04That's where commitment comes in.
18:06If he can't do it,
18:08that goes to show that he can't commit.
18:12Kobe, number one.
18:14For me, it's more painful
18:16because I'm busy.
18:22I don't want to lose
18:24the person I love
18:26because I'm busy.
18:28I don't choose to be busy
18:30because I'm also studying.
18:32Let's hug Kobe.
18:34I feel sorry for him.
18:38Are you okay, Kobe?
18:40It's already 1 o'clock in the afternoon
18:42but your chaser is still fighting.
18:46He's fighting.
18:48He's still fighting.
18:50Your chaser is still fighting.
18:52Your chaser is still fighting.
18:54Your chaser is still fighting.
18:56I want to eat ice tea.
19:00You want to drink ice tea but you're thirsty.
19:04It's like you have a glass of ice tea.
19:06It's like you have a glass of ice tea.
19:10Anyway, it's more painful
19:12because you're busy.
19:14Jeffs, this is number two.
19:16Jeffs, this is number two.
19:18For me,
19:20I'm the one who's busy
19:22because
19:24I can't give him
19:26the right love
19:28for him.
19:30You're sneezing, Jeffs.
19:32He's holding it like that.
19:34He's holding it like that.
19:36I think it reached him.
19:38I think it reached him.
19:40The chaser went down.
19:42The chaser went down.
19:44I'm the one who's busy
19:46because
19:48I can't give him
19:50the right love
19:52for him.
19:54You're the reason
19:56why you broke up.
19:58Thank you, Jeffs.
20:00Those are their answers.
20:02Who will you give the green flag?
20:04The number one.
20:06The answer of?
20:08The answer of he doesn't want to lose
20:10the one he loves because he's busy.
20:12The answer of he doesn't want to lose the one he loves because he's busy.
20:14The answer of he doesn't want to lose the one he loves because he's busy.
20:16Because that's what happened to you.
20:18Kobe, you also have a green flag.
20:20Will Arnold give the green flag to his ex or not?
20:22Will Arnold give the green flag to his ex or not?
20:24Approved.
20:26Next question.
20:28If your ex
20:30comes to you to ask for help,
20:32will you help him?
20:34Why?
20:36What kind of help?
20:38Financial help.
20:40I don't know why.
20:42The one who knocks on your door and asks for help
20:44because he has money.
20:46I'll help him.
20:48I'll help him.
20:52We're already exes.
20:54My boyfriend is jealous.
20:56My boyfriend is here.
20:58Ask for help.
21:02I'm looking for a job
21:04and I'm asking him for help.
21:06Something like that.
21:08Here in Manila?
21:10So you can be together?
21:14So you can talk again.
21:16Yes.
21:18Did you help him, Arnold?
21:20Did you help him?
21:22Yes, I helped him
21:24where there's available.
21:26He tried.
21:28He got in.
21:30Because what I'm working on now
21:32is with experience.
21:34I should have experience.
21:36He left.
21:38He's not shy.
21:40Do you want us to do a commercial?
21:42Do you want us to do a commercial?
21:44Do you have the energy to do a commercial?
21:46Let's go to 3 o'clock hobby.
21:48So, last question.
21:50You said it already?
21:52Yes.
21:54Pick one and let's finish it.
21:56What's that?
21:58The ex is coming.
22:00Jeffs, you go first.
22:02For me,
22:04it depends on what he's asking for help.
22:06A job.
22:08For me,
22:10I'll help him.
22:12If that's what he needs
22:14and he can help his family,
22:16I'll do it.
22:18What if you have a girlfriend
22:20and she asks for help?
22:22I'll ask Jeff
22:24if it's okay with him
22:26and I'll help my ex.
22:28At least he has permission.
22:30Angeles?
22:32For me, it's to help him.
22:34Let's disregard the bad memories
22:36or bad stuff that happened.
22:38Let's be kind and good people.
22:40Let's be human.
22:42Even if you have a girlfriend?
22:44Since it's not a bad intention,
22:46it's a good intention.
22:48Let's make it understandable.
22:50Kobe?
22:52For me, yes.
22:54I'll help him.
22:56Especially if I know that I'm the only one...
22:58What's that?
23:00He didn't want to let go of that part.
23:02That's why your shot
23:04wasn't a full shot.
23:06The director couldn't let go
23:08of your shot.
23:10He had to let go of it
23:12because of your hand.
23:14He's nervous.
23:16He's nervous.
23:18He's holding a security blanket
23:20in his polo.
23:22It's okay, son. Go.
23:24For me, yes. I'll help him.
23:26Especially if I know that
23:28I'm the only one he can get close to
23:30because he's been a part of my life.
23:32Wow.
23:34They're ready to answer.
23:36Who will you give the green flag to?
23:38Number 3.
23:40Angeles!
23:42Yay!
23:44Angeles got two green flags.
23:46That's why she'll be part of the date.
23:48Naya, you didn't get to choose.
23:50Let's start with Kobe.
23:56It's me, Kobe.
23:58Hello.
24:00Maybe she read what's on your polo.
24:02Kobe.
24:06Did you call me, Jeffs?
24:08Go, Jeffs.
24:10Go, Jeffs.
24:12Hello.
24:14Thank you, Jeffs.
24:18She didn't get to choose.
24:22She got caught at the club.
24:24This is what your ex will say.
24:26Arnold, stand over there.
24:28Oh.
24:30She's talking to you.
24:34Hello, Tin.
24:36Thank you for the love
24:38you gave me.
24:40I'm sorry that I didn't
24:42give you the time you asked for.
24:44Number 3 is here.
24:46I hope you enjoy.
24:48That's all.
24:50Naya, what's your message to him?
24:52Wait.
24:54Naya will say something, Arnold.
24:56She's blocking.
24:58Yes, Naya, what's your message?
25:00Take care of yourself.
25:02Eat on time.
25:06Thank you.
25:08Nutritionist.
25:10Eat on time.
25:14Arnold, do you have a message for Angeles?
25:16I have a message.
25:22I have a message.
25:24That's Naya's mom.
25:26She's kind.
25:30I didn't give her enough.
25:32I hope you eat on time.
25:34Enjoy.
25:36Thank you very much, Angeles.
25:38Go to the back.
25:40Hurry.
25:42To Naya's back.
25:44Yay!
25:48Yay!
25:50Naya, meet Angeles.
25:58If you love someone,
26:00there's a chance that
26:02your heart will beat again.
26:04This is especially for you.
26:06It's showtime.
26:14Thank you for watching.
26:16See you soon.