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00:00Get ready.
00:07Home Improvement is back.
00:10It's America's funniest family.
00:11Honestly, what do you think?
00:12It's kind of a lumber jacket.
00:13Then, after the tool man, it's the cool man.
00:14Is the homework done yet?
00:15It's like sort of mostly done.
00:16Part of it.
00:17Uh-huh.
00:18Yeah.
00:19The Hubris, right after Home Improvement.
00:20See you Tuesday on ABC.
00:21Wednesday, Darma and Greg's perfect world with a new baby may be about to change.
00:31Daniel's mother wants him back.
00:32A heartbreaking Darma and Greg.
00:35And why does Pete's new girl have Berg's name tattooed on her?
00:39And she's just a friend.
00:40What, do you brand them to keep track?
00:42An all-new Darma and Greg in Two Guys, ABC Wednesday, beginning at 8, 7 central.
00:46The address is CPS.
00:48The address is CPS.
00:53An abused child.
00:54He would have died.
00:55A dedicated social worker commits a desperate act.
00:58She kidnapped that boy.
01:00That could lead to a devastating decision.
01:02I promised him he would never have to go back.
01:05No!
01:06An all-new Family Law, CBS Monday.
01:09This week on The Late Show, don't miss Janine Garofalo, Tim Robbins, Dana Carvey, Melissa
01:13Atheridge and Kathy Lee Gifford.
01:15It's all new, all week.
01:16Now, your local news.
01:19Now, on WBZ 4 News.
01:23An unbelievable scene as a jet skids off a runway onto a street in California.
01:28We've got the latest.
01:30Campaign 2000, Super Tuesday could be the defining day of the race for the White House.
01:35An historic march through time to a defining moment of the civil rights movement.
01:44And reliving a piece of American history tonight, the Boston Massacre.
01:59Next Sunday, one of Disney's greatest animated motion pictures becomes a network television
02:05premiere.
02:06Mulan!
02:08To save her father, one woman would fight a nation.
02:12Are we in this together or not?
02:14Experience the adventure, the power and the courage.
02:20The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.
02:24Of Mulan, next Sunday at 7, 6 Central on the Wonderful World.
02:28My son just took the car to the store.
02:36ABC Wednesday, the Pope is coming to Spin City.
02:39Did you know that he speaks Polish?
02:41He is Polish.
02:43Still, it's a very tough language.
02:45And everyone is seeing the light.
02:47I hit myself in the face with the racket, and I think God was trying to tell me something.
02:51He doesn't want you wearing tennis shorts.
02:53And all new Spin City, ABC Wednesday.
02:56Wednesday, two guys, a girl and a pizza place is a huge hit.
02:59And what they just stole from the Celtics means huge trouble.
03:02Thanks to you guys, I'm now an accomplice.
03:04Why are you an accomplice?
03:05Because I now know who stole it.
03:06Well, who asked you to go to her apartment?
03:08Who asked you to steal my hair dryer?
03:09Who asked you to take it back?
03:10I washed my hair!
03:11And that's our fault?
03:13Wednesday on ABC.
03:37Yes, correct.
03:40The hand grabbed me.
03:43You investigate, what did you call it?
03:45A miraculous phenomenon.
03:47There are actual miracles?
03:49Oh, my God!
03:52Mondays in two weeks.
03:54A new drama will show you the difference between a mystery and a miracle.
03:59Your father was a hero.
04:02Mysterious Ways, Mondays in two weeks on NBC.
04:11ABC Flashes Back with Richard Dreyfuss.
04:15I will use anything to teach a student to love music.
04:19Of all the lives he's changed, the one that's changed the most was his own.
04:24The network television premiere, Mr. Holland's Opus.
04:28Sunday at 7, 6 Central, on ABC's Flashback Weekend.
04:34Well, we finally have the storm system that affected us earlier today out in the Atlantic.
04:38But believe it or not, another one hot on its heels.
04:40An even stronger area of low pressure.
04:42Developing noise for what it means for the forecast coming up.
04:46I drew maybe down for the count.
04:48Hey, cut it out! Cut it out!
04:50You're not even kicking me to the beat.
04:52The battle for her love continues on the Drew Carey Show.
04:54Then, whose line is it anyway?
04:56Starting 9, 8 Central on ABC.
04:58See you Wednesday.
05:02Tonight on P.I., join Bill and his guest Elaine Boosler, Luke Perry,
05:06Ann Coulter, and attorney Robert Shapiro.
05:08Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.
05:10ABC Late Night tonight.
05:12A high-profile murder brings Bobby the biggest case of his career.
05:15I'm ready to give you $1 million.
05:17Take it. In this room, we're enemies.
05:20An all-new practice, ABC Monday.
05:25A company in this building says they're collecting for disabled firefighters.
05:29But are they?
05:30Plus, El Nino is pounding the west and east coast.
05:32How will it affect the upcoming Kansas tornado season?
05:35More stories and more right now on Fake News at 10.
05:40He's one tough cop.
05:41Do I gotta smack you in the back of the head?
05:43But Tuesday...
05:44Would you think this would be all right?
05:46Andy Sipowitz...
05:47Or do you think I'm making a mistake?
05:49...must come face-to-face with the one thing he fears most.
05:53A date.
05:55All-new NYPD Blue, ABC Tuesday.
05:58Viewer discretion advised.
06:01Hi, I'm Laura Barry in the Weather Center.
06:03It's been a rainy evening for most of us.
06:05So will these wet conditions stick around for the rest of your weekend?
06:08I'll have your forecast and your ski report coming up.
06:12NewsRadio's very own Phil Hartman returns to host Saturday Night Live.
06:17Hello, I'm Charlton Heston.
06:19I'm here to tell you about a special friend of mine, Mr. Philip Hartman.
06:23Phil will be hosting Saturday Night Live the first time he has returned.
06:28Can somebody fix this thing?
06:31No, you fool! You're shorted!
06:34You maniacs! You blew it up!
06:36Darn you! Darn you to hell!
06:39Don't miss Phil Hartman this week on Saturday Night Live.
06:43As the days of Frasier's world turns,
06:45when we last saw Woodby coosome-toosome, Daphne was playing it cool.
06:49Dr. Crane is always dropping by and bringing me little gifts, and he's not after anything.
06:53But she suspects Niles may have something else up his sleeve,
06:55so she begins weaving her tangled web of love.
06:58She toys with him, but Niles is enthralled, helpless against Daphne's charms.
07:02Will it never end? Just how much can our good doctor take?
07:05Until finally...
07:06This is the most glory with people.
07:14Sometimes a winner is a dreamer who just won't quit.
07:19Beauty, based on a true story of hope and triumph, Saturday on FOX.
07:24Coming up next on FOX 8 News at 10,
07:26why did an ambulance spin out of control and crash?
07:29Relatives of the patient in the back want answers.
07:31Plus, the quest for an around-the-world balloon flight ends in shark-infested waters.
07:36And we got our white Christmas, find out what kind of weather is headed our way next.
07:40You're watching FOX.
07:41And the news starts now.
07:44One of the biggest movies ever.
07:46There's no satellites against us.
07:48Comes to FOX.
07:50We're looking at worldwide destruction in 36 hours.
07:54Will Smith.
07:55I have got to get me one of these!
07:57Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Vivica A. Fox, and Randy Quaid.
08:01We've got to stop them!
08:03The network premiere.
08:04Mark your load.
08:05On a special day and time.
08:07Newcomer.
08:08Independence Day.
08:09Next Sunday at 7, 6 Central on FOX.
08:12Rose moment as the countdown to the series finale continues.
08:15My favorite scene to shoot was the one where I was in the hospital.
08:19My favorite scene to shoot was the one where I'm Allison in a drunken rage.
08:23You're not welcome here.
08:24You two probably want to be alone.
08:26Broke up a dinner party and tore the tablecloth out from under their meal.
08:30So satisfying.
08:31Something I've always wanted to do.
08:32Good night.
08:33Sweet dreams.
08:34And next week on an all-new episode.
08:36If you want my account, you better keep him out of the way.
08:39She thought there was something going on between us.
08:42Is there?
08:43I'm Lexi Sterling.
08:44I'm the president of Sterling Conway Advertising.
08:47You got my attention.
08:54CBS Next.
08:5560 Minutes 2.
08:56Mad cow disease has spread to 16 countries that thought they were safe.
09:00Is the U.S. doing enough to keep us safe?
09:03Plus, he was locked up as a serial rapist.
09:06So how did his DNA show up at a rape scene while he was in jail?
09:10The answer on 60 Minutes 2.
09:12Next.
09:14Once Sammy gets
09:15Seek love to me, Austin.
09:16Then Jack's scheming to get his ex-wife back.
09:19I'm gonna have her right where I want her.
09:21And a mother's rage.
09:23That boy raped my daughter.
09:24He didn't. She's lying.
09:26Destroys a family.
09:28Days of Our Lives.